/pol/, give me your best theories
>>489053853Don't forget Jay Leno (recent).
>>489053853>Who is punching all these celebs?some jew. Humiliation ritual.
>>489053853it's darker than you can imagine your puny spaniard brain can't handle it please don't post unpleasant images
>>489053853>Who is punching all these celebsInitiation ritual for some "secret" Masonic rite or another. If not that specifically, then a spiritual or philosophical fad in closed circles. Like a Buddhist practice where you learn to drown out the pain of getting punched in the face and then show off your black eye to all the other cool kids. And some other sheltered elite gets to punch you in the face like they're slumming it.
our canlor olaf scholz recently joined the black eye club
Disappointed in all you chuds.We amass the top schizos on the web and you can't even crack this one masonichebraic nut?
>>489053853>give me your best theoriesjews
>>489053853
>>489057669I literally nutted (masturbated and ejaculated/cummed) to this, so you and your "argument" are invalid and frankly, gay af (as fuck)
>>489057952Could we sell them on this idea, hm? Would sure make them all behave pretty funny. :)
>>489053853Creepy shit
>>489058954Still waiting for the coincidence theorists to jump in
>>489059409I think we all know it's nothing good
>>489059457Most these days are not accustomed to violence btw, especially the sheltered types. Easy to assert dominance with a simple ouchie.
>>489059615They threaten to kill you bro lol plus they have other shit at their disposal that is plain annoying
>>489059982>They threaten to kill you bro lolTactical mistake. Now I feel a bad urge to eradicate their bloodline.
>>489060368Don't. Just sit back and enjoy the clown show
>>489053853uh people fall, ok chud?
>>489060445I can control my urges, all right. :)
>>489054889No a jew is paying golems to do his work
>>489053853They said 'nigger' to the wrong nigger
y'all cowards don't even smoke crack
>>489054091He must have got caught talking to feds
>>489064727I have. A couple times. It's ok