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For everyone: for the French with a blunt end, for the Germans with a pointed end, for the Japanese thinner, for the Americans fatter, for the British shorter, for the Poles in the shape of a clogged pipe.

All this dangerous shit (with the exception of mobile ICBMs and submarines) is run by the Russian Skynet - the Perimeter system (NATO cope: "Dead Hand"), although it would be more accurate to say that Skynet is the American Perimeter, taking into account the age - the once Soviet computer-automated Doomsday system that has outgrown in a full-fledged complex AI after 40 years. If the Perimeter, relying on its sensors and monitoring stations, does not like the state of Russia in any of the regions: whether it is fixing radiation contamination, strong tremors, as in the case of a nuclear weapon strike, biological contamination, reducing the recorded human activity to a minimum, then the system sends a signal to the Kremlin and duplicates it to the underground military city - Yamantau Hideout (same as American Cheyenne, only much bigger and cooler) If the president does not cancel this signal within an unspecified period of time, the system considers that the Russian leadership has been destroyed, and automatically initiates a nuclear strike on previously entered targets, launching a command rocket into space, which, in turn, transmits a powerful signal to activate the launch of nuclear missiles from bunkers. So what was I trying to say? Oh, yeah, you suck, losers. Lmao
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>>489059059
prrrrt lmao
just farted on your thread
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>>489059459
No, you didn't do anything lmao
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>>489059059
What if Putler is asleep and does not cancel the signal



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