Cenk, give those back right now.They aren't yours. You are not the Keymaster.
>>489063075"I've been a professor for 51 years!!!""How many books have YOU published?!"My goodness, how pathetic.
>>489063075i was right!!how dare you attack me this is blasphemous
>>489063227Did he actually say any of this shit? I'm not watching that turk. But I will creampie the Armenian chick on there.
>>489064520yes it is in a clip from another thread.very amusing
>>489063075The keys were right. The voters were wrong. What doesn't Chunk get about that?
>>489064596I can't believe this faggot cannot just admit his own bias got in the way.
>>489063075
>>489063075https://youtu.be/1wRg7GV0QI4?si=cT-9BLtyn3iT4dgV
>>489064520Yes
>>489064812he is in denial, his own lefty pier called him on it>glorioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGaYdPHszBQ
>>489064906blasphemy!!! lol
>>489064947>peer even
>>489063075Heretic!
>>489064947I do like telling libs that I really think Biden would have won and they were too hasty kicking him out. It's not true, but it does make them seethe.
>>489064947Stupid people get offended by being called stupid.
>>489065345It is true.
Never thought I would ever say it but Cenk is kinda funny and I love how many times TYT calls out his faggy nephew.
>>489064520Also when Cenk stated that his prediction was wrong, he claimed back that that was blasphemy, and Cenk stated back to that blasphemy, who do you think you are jesus christ?
>>489065446Biden's own internal polling had Trump at 400 electoral votes.
>>489063075It's not his fault people voted wrong. Lichtman called it right, the voters were misinformed by Elon's fake news factory.Yep
>>489063434In the Talmud, it IS BLASPHEMOUS for ANY GOYIM to talk back to his chosenite master! SOON GOY, SOON
>>489063075>YOU NEED TO LEARN MANNERS, YOUNG MAN!
Isn't it the case that the keys were correct but left wing bias prevented them from being seen objectively?For example they marked TRUE for economic performance and military success (lol!) and also marked Trump as an uncharismatic challenger for some reason. I think the professor devised the right model but his TDS got the best of him when applying that model which makes it even more pathetic.
>>489063075>democratsBEHEAD ALL SATANS
>>489064992 >>489065606 Again, according to the Kikes "noahide laws" (what they demand GOYIM do), talking back to or questioning a holy chosenite is BLASPHEMY, punishable by DEATH
>>489066349That's how I view it, but I haven't published any books or been a professor for 51 years.
>>489066349i dont understand 2008, why did he predict obama if he has 9 wrong keys
>>489066349Seriously though, what fucking "foreign military success" did Biden have? The economy stuff is bullshit too, but they obviously tried to spin it and say the economy was good.
>>489066349His keys are pretty good, but his keys show a clear flaw in leftist beliefs and their inability to accept reality.It's like a scientist or engineer going against the realities of physics because he's got a subjective stick up his ass(anus, rectum, etc).
>>489065345As a lib I too like to say this to other libs
>>489066349Yes. His keys are accurate. He's just a raging libshit. Ofc a system thats subjecting and open to politically partisan interpretation isn't a very useful system to begin with.
>>489064520He literally called making fun of him "blasphemy"
>>489063075your keys have no power here, Shlomo.
shaddup JUICE
>>489066695False keys benefit the challenger, true keys benefit the incumbent. Obama was the challenger in 2008.
qrd?
>>489068131muh keys muh keys
>>489067133That's just it. He used the TALMUDIC definition of blasphemy CORRECTLY. Goyim talking back to their masters IS blasphemy, retard >>489066507
>>489067133What a fag.
>>489064812It's beautiful irony, you wouldn't get it. This guy's life is now the Truman show and I'm just waiting for him to bring a gun to an event>THE KEYS ARE ANGRY WITH YOU NOW SUFFER THEIR WRATH
>>489066349Yeah, that was pretty much my take on it. The key issues appear to be sound. The interpretation of them, at least in his case, missed the mark. You go talk to people who are quite wealthy, who have personal shoppers, people to clean their homes, etc. They'll tell you the economy is great because their stock portfolio is booming. They don't know the price of butter. But you go to talk to half of workers 28 years and younger and they'll tell you they live with their parents because they can't afford an apartment. They will tell you the economy is quite bad.
>>489064906It's obvious that Lichtman truly thought he was some sort of election genius. He got high on his own farts and crashed hard. Love to see it
>>489066011DON'T BLASPHEME ME
>>489064906Oh my God. He actually accused him of using blasphemy against him. What is wrong with these people?
>>489063075>I will not tolerate this blasphemy against me!Seriously where did this fag get an ego this big??
>>489063227Anybody the saturday night live skit with will ferrell and buffy the vampire slayer is his daughter that keeps sassing him at the dinner table?>I drive a dodge stratus!>people respect me!Exact same vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE8j5ay_UU
>>489066349Lichtman states in an interview after the election that both his analysis and his keys were incorrect and needed revising, so no. They keys are actually wrong, despite the coping you see on here
>>489069657He never admitted that they keys were wrong. Just that the american voters are stupid fucking golem retards. Imagine voting for Zion Don. LMAO! Muh Israel! Muh greatest ally! Muh unending eternal sapport saaar!
>>489069657But they would have actually came to the correct result if he had analyzed them honestly. I think this kike is just coping and can't admit his own bias got in the way.
>>489069852I mean, if it comes down to supporting Israel(both sides do), you can pick Trump or some drunken bitch that has literally sucks and fucked her way up the Failing Wall.Not a hard choice to make here unless you're a dopefiend.
>>489069318The keys are a sacred relic from the times of Jesus Christ. He gave Peter the keys and they have been passed down by ancestry ever since. Do not blasphemy the keys.
>>489065355Checked n correctSimilar to how tough people don't bark about how they can kick your ass, they just do it.
>>489064906>>489064992>>489069521Meh, he got hot under the collar in a heated debate and used the wrong word.
>>489069657Well, I will defend the guy on one small, tiny little point in his analysis. I've been running on the assumption of a heavily-biased pool. There's also a possible factor of refusal to participate or of being deliberately dishonest. If this guy had gone out into the street asking average people their opinions, and he had walked up to me, I would have either politely refused to speak to him, or lied my head off and told him how Kamala was so elegant and cool-headed, and how Trump becoming president terrified me. (I probably would have just walked away.)
>>489064906>blasphemylmao
>>489070558It's not his personal bias or the bias of his sample pool. It's everyone else's fault for being stupid.
>>489070558That's not how this little system works.
Actually he was stuck between a rock and a hard place due to 2020 being essentially rigged to the eyeballs, that’s why he was so far out because those 15,000,000 missing ballots were never real to begin with.
>>489063075I need to watch the whole thing. comedy gold
>>489070329I can understand accidentally calling Cenk a turkroach on live TV, but blashemy? How conceited do you have to be for that to even be a possibility?
>>489069852>He never admitted that they keys were wrongAnd he never will he's just misinterpreting the outcome. They aren't the keys to the white house but the bottomless pit. That's where that guy's head is, up his own arse. He can't get enough of THE KEYSWatch in a few months people are going to cry for insane asylums because this guy runs around town covered in fecal matter screaming>Muh keys never lie
>>489071423He's going to become a key-themed Batman villain.
>>489063434>>489063227>>489063075Keyguy didn't apply them rightThey weren't applicable The key thing is only to see if the previous administration will retain power, Biden wasn't running
>>489063075>blasphemyTypical jewish schizo who things he is god.
>>489064906holy kekKind of feel bad for the Armenian Genocide enjoyer, he recognized a lot of the issues and is realizing the modern left is a fucking cult and trying to talk sense into them is useless
>>489063075antisemitism!
>>489072120Instead they're gonna double down.
>>489071340Like I said, he got flustered because he lost his temper. He wasn't actually trying to make some accusation of blasphemy as if he's some high priest. He probably meant to say "besmirched" or some other synonym.
>>489063075AUUUUUUUGGGGGHH!MY KEYS!MY KEYS ARE RED HOT!DONALD YOU RAT!YOU WEREN'T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES, YOU WERE HEATING MY KEYS UP TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY KEY CHAIN!
>>489072420You're giving by far too much credit to the kike, shabbos goy.
Still a far better prophet than Qanon.
>>489072420Nobody that is normal is flustered into saying blasphemy
>>489069636that was funny, thanks!
>>489072675Qanon was a psyop. Only retards believed that shit.
>>489072938Which explains why it was so popular on /pol/ for a time.
>>489072420Never in my life have I used the word blasphemy in a fit of rage or frustration to describe the attacks being made against me.
>>489066349pretty much this, the keys really are just really obvious shit>is a candidate smart, and successful, and charismatic, and running a clever campaign? And their opponent is a stupid loser that everyone hates? Hmmm let me plug the data on... Oh, that candidate will probably win!!The problem was that the "men are women" brigade were in charge of the input data
>>489072420Blasphemy of the keys is unforgivable. Cenk is a dead man.
>>489066867this retard said ukraine was a military success
>>489073163And stopped being popular when denying that trump was drinking the jewish coolaid became an effort in futility.
>>489073432Filthy goy c*nk just earned himself the keys to the grave
HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNThttps://x.com/AllanLichtmanSOMEONE TAKE IT AND ALLAN POST WITH IT
>>489073293It would take a rare couple iq points to understand that the guy obviously got flustered and flubbed whatever he thought he wanted to say.
>>489073855NOOOOOOOO Allan we love you
>>489063075qrd on those keys shit? and who is this?
>>489073855Yeah, he announced it yesterday I think
>>489074410>>489073855fag
>>489074467
>>489073855ALLEN LOOK INTO THE PHYSICS OF WI-FI DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGEScience man wake up and tell the whole world the truth. There's actual legitimate science to back up tin foil hats. Tell the truth, that's all you have to do Allen. The world that you live in was never real.
Cenk's rant on election night is kinda based. It's weird he seems so aware yet wont break free from the lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j7m0tbZJgE
>>489064520Yes. He is extremely arrogant like most US college professors are. He was at the very least open to the idea of the keys being wrong in 2016 when he made his Trump call but cautiously said he could still lose. Getting that election right made him the most insufferable cunt imaginable. Watching his downfall has been nothing short of cathartic.
>>489074762Nah he always gives the token dem excuse where he whines that dems aren't far left enough and don't do "dirty tricks" like republicans which is non criticism.
>Allen Lick Men
>>489075518Allen keys. His keys never lie and if you blasphemy them then you must die by dacree of the keys.>I saw a star fall from heaven and to him was given the keys to the bottomless pit.That's Allen, the fallen star from Rev 9.
>>489071755>28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.Galatians 3:28>6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.John 14:6
>>489074410What an absolute faggot. How does he expect anyone to take him seriously as an election prognosticator when he's an openly partisan DNC hack who made a laughably bad prediction because he was mainlining shitlib copium?
>>489075993There is neither key nor hoop.
>>489070329Best case scenario it was a fruedian slip
>>489064520Literally the only time it's worth watching Chunk Wigger for any reason besides to laugh at him. It was genuinely good.
>>489076110Because he went to Harvard and that makes you poor White people privileged.
>>489075993>>28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.There is no god nor master.Jesus was a jewish schizo and you are a third world retarded ape who believes in those shits.
>>489076110>as an election prognosticatorHe pretended to be one, the Media repeated the lie, but he was always a partisan hack.
>>489073163It got laughed out to 8/pol/ in two days.
>>489073960You’re an idiot or just a kike apologist running damage control, which is it you niggerfaggot?
>>489064520Oh he said that shit alright. Real lolcow stuff, it was amazing
>>489076217He became marshal applewhite but with left wing politics. If he was younger he would've blamed Jews already. He's like a typical /x/ schizo making a false prediction as a boomer.
>>489072938Yep only boomers on faceberg believed qtard nonsense it was largely laughed at here esp the 'trust sessions' tier psyop
>>489063075Cenk holds the Keyblade now.
>>489064906>blasphemy against meThe absolute chutzpah of this yid
>>489076354America has been fucked by jews for hundreds of years as far as population goes. I don't even give a shit if multi generation spics or niggers claim to be American over anything else. If it goes right wing and we can all agree to just get rid of kikes, degeneracy, trash of any color, and move forward collectively as a nation wanting to be strong, I am fine with that. Because "American" isn't really a phenotype, it's just a bunch of stereotypical types you find in certain areas of the country.But it is retarded to claim that niggers are greeks, French, Bri'ish, so on and so forth. Same with White people claiming to be Japanese or Chinese or Sudanese or Samali because they lived there for a couple generations.
>>489077667>If it goes right wing and we can all agree to just get rid of kikes, degeneracy, trash of any color, and move forward collectively as a nation wanting to be strongAlso repeal the 19th and require voters to be net givers rather than leeches. How could it ever make sense to give receivers of benefits voting power over where those benefits go? Of course they are going to vote for gibs. It's like giving your bank account to your 8 year old and wondering why you didn't pay the mortgage but painted the walls pink and filled a room full of candy and toys
>>489063075Cenk went Alex Jones on him puulling out the keys and all this jewish prof could do was kvetch even harder
>>489077987
>>489077667This guy is never going to touch the subject of>Jewish interest in the electionsHe won't touch it. All you need to know.
>>489066349Nate silver said a month ago that the keys predict Trump and lichtman freaked out
>>489078049>This guyYou mean Trumpstein? I know that but at least he's entertaining and pisses off most of the right people. He normalized shitting on retards, and the best thing about Trumpstein imo is he's bringing the right people together (even if they don't understand the kike problem) and they are starting to slowly learn that the reason common sense still can't seem to prevail is because of jews. I think the ball is already rolling and Trumpstein is partly responsible for it even if he didn't mean for that to happen
>>489071340>but blashemy? How conceited do you have to be for that to even be a possibility?He's the key master. Who are you? Humble yourself before the key master
>>489069603FOR THE LAST TIME. FROM THE TALMUD. IT'S BLASPHEMY FOR A FILTHY GOYIM TO SASS A HOLY JEW
>>489072420He meant to say blasphemy. Repent for your slander of the key master
>>489063075Cenk you will be punished by the unspeakable curse if you do not return the keys
>>489063075Are you the Keymaster?
>>489063434
>>489063075These political "scientists" keep publishing silly ideas and get upset when someone point that out.
>>489063075This is chosen abuse, the cynk mud is going to pay for thinking it could criticize a jew.
>>489077667Average /pol/ poster in 2024.
>>489078580Cenk profaned the keys and the key master. Do you doubt the key masters claim of blasphemy? It was rightly said
>>489077667keep sucking that nigger cock, mutt boi
>>489078746Average fuentard. It's fine if America is flooded with coloreds if it "owns the jews" . They will gladly destroy America entirely and every American life if it meant they could "own the jews"
>>489078263This looks like Nick Fuentes cope. Another lolcow constantly taking L's.No I'm talking about ALLEN the main subject of the thread. He's an academic and will never touch that subject. Why do you want to derail the thread all the sudden? I don't know if being a Jew or having connections is a huge scaling factor for this guy but it will help determine what direction he is going with this.If(Jew==true)....I think it only increases the likelihood of cult-like behavior. Heretics must be put to death. I would hate to be this guy's child because you know growing up he wiped out his junk and twirled it in front of his kids>These are the keys to your mother's heartId probably kms too.
>>489064906kek, based roach
>>489063434>wrote 13 books>doesn't know how to use the word blasphemy properlyso this is how he proves his intelligence...
>>489064906>"I will not stand for this blasphemy against me!!"lmfao dude thinks he's a prophet or something
>>489078580And to him, the usage of the word was correct. HE is a DIVINE CHOSENITEChunk Yogurt is a FILTHY GOYIM, LOWER THAN ANIMALSHOW DARE A FILTHY GOYIM INSULT DIVINITY!!! THAT'S BLASPHEMYcaptcha: YHWH2
>>489080455He literally is>The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the AbyssHe was given the keys now acknowledge that he's a prophet and take good care of him.
>>489075993They must believe in Jesus FIRST for them to no longer be a jew.
>>489064906Fuck turks but Cenk wiped the floor with this kike
>>489081000You will be punished for mocking THE KEYS
>>489064906Holy fuck, chunk yoghurt kicked the shit out him.
>>489070329He said the quiet part out loud.
>>489064520I just saw a recent interview of him where he said something like "my keys work as long as people are acting rationally" and that there are new factors like "fake news and elon musk manipulating people"God it's pathetic! the worst part is that his keys could still be valid if interpreted another way(as in the way he used to in past election cycles) but this guy prefers to nuke his own career and legacy than admit the signs were there.
>>489064520>>489063227time stamphttps://youtu.be/zdt_OHKyzU4?t=650
>>489063075THE KEYS ARE NEVER WRONGTHE PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO OBEY THE KEYS
>>489072546lmao
>>489064906If cenk wasn't so emotional all the time he could have murder allan even harder
>>489064520same anon
>>489076354Well he's right, it was racist. I can't get around the arrogance, thinking how being white elevates you on the same level as someone actually growing up in the country. I can definitely relate more to some immigrant child I went to school with than your average burgertard.
>>489072546>live footage from the 2024 election count
