>Yedolf Chudler wakes up, eyes bloodshot from all the degeneracy in the world>Fucking Basedjak is posting more woke shit again, probably sipping onions lattes while wearing a gender-neutral beanie>"Hurry up, Yedolf, the onions forces are gathering!" shouts Incel Chudler, adjusting his swastika-shaped sunglasses>Yedolf's not just any incel; he's the alpha incel who's going to make onions and onions-based beliefs extinct.>Gets into his car, a vehicle powered by pure rage and absolute disregard for political correctness>Pulls up to the onions café.>Basedjak is there sipping on a chai latte with a "trans rights are human rights" sticker on his laptop>"Basedjak! You're dead, basedboy!" Yedolf yells, slamming the door>Basedjak looks up, tries to act like a feminist intellectual while the rest of the onions army stares at their phones, scrolling endlessly>"It's okay, Wojak, we're all valid in this society," Basedjak says, voice dripping with onions, looking like a sad, angry onions-goblin>Yedolf doesn't give a fuck about basedjak's feelings>Yedolf rips off Basedjak's head like he's opening a jar of mayonnaise>Yedolf Chudler knows what needs to be done. Time to end the onions epidemic.>Starts a fire in the onions café, watching it burn to the ground>"You can't stop Yedolf! Onions is done for!">Troonjak tries to throw a onions frappuccino at him but misses. The onions is weak.>Yedolf runs after them, ready to finish what he started>Yedolf knows that incels rule the world, and basedboys are just the first to fall.
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>Yedolf's got a plan>He's gathering his army of incels, the few real men left in this onions-infested world>"The onions must die, or we die with it," he shouts, rallying the troops>They're all in, no more onions, no more cucks>They're infiltrating the onions factories now, going undercover as onions-sipping normies, blending in>The onions conspiracy won't know what hit them>But there's one problem: Wojak. He's infiltrated Yedolf's ranks, disguised as a onions hater, but the truth is he's just there to sabotage everything>Yedolf knows Wojak is a fake, but he plays along, pretending to trust him>Wojak, desperate for attention, tries to manipulate the situation>"Yedolf, you're not the only one who sees it. Let's destroy the onions overlords together," Wojak says, trying to sway him>Yedolf knows better. He's smarter than that. Wojak is just another onions puppet trying to take credit for his revolution>"You're either with me, or you're part of the problem," Yedolf warns him, voice cold and calculated>The infiltration begins>Onions farms are going up in flames one by one>The government can't stop it
