>Crusty old Slav manlet Putin is salty about kicking the bucket soon>Russia’s world influence is teetering on collapse>Russia decides to duke it out with another irrelevant Slavshit nation called Ukraine>Nobody even knew Ukraine existed until 3 years ago>Senile Biden is now accelerating the conflict because meme president Trump got reelected which made girlboss Kamala assmad>The entire world is now teetering on nuclear holocaust over a conflict that nobody even gives a fuck about. Something that wouldn’t get a footnote in a history textbook 100 years from now>All because some menopause black bitch is upsetty spaghetti>Everybody is okay with this because we just heckin’ love Jews (pop: 16mil worldwide) so much and their cute penis mutilation ritual>We love them so much we’ll gladly sacrifice all of humanity to make our favorite 0.2% of people happy>Questioning any of this makes you a bigot>Not wanting to die in a fireball over some Eurotrash hobos also makes you a bigot>Wanting to survive makes you a bigot>I still have to go into work tomorrow.Gayest fucking apocalypse scenario possible. This is so fucking gay and stupid. Of all the cool ways the world could have ended in the past, this is what we fucking get?Col. Stanislav Petrov should have let the missiles fly. It would have been cooler than this faggotry. The last 40 years weren’t worth it anyways.
>>489066275go back to your NPC shithole
HOLY FUCK IF NUKES ARE LAUNCHED AT OHIO WE NEED TO BE MOVING FAST TO A SAFE PLACE ITS FINALLY HAPPENING BOYS OHIO IS NUKED
>>489066275People calling Putin old and about to die when Biden is still president of the US is just ridiculous
>durr spam the same copypasta as long timeerrr
I AM IN OHIO I JUST PUT MY WIFE AND KIDS IN MY TRUCK AND HAD TO USE MY EMERGENCY FUNDS THAT WERE FOR BILLS BUT I AM DOING 120 MPH HEADED WEST ON KY INTERSTATE ATM THANKS ANONS I WILL UPDATE LATER
