It’s Jan 20th. Trump is about to be sworn in. He stands atop the stage. Suddenly, he stops. He relaxes. Something about his demeanor changes, he’s no longer the Trump we’ve seen for the past 8 years. He steps back. In some back room somewhere, over an internal mic that only select few are allowed to hear, “alright let’s break it up,” is uttered. Everything stops. Out walks some old guy who you think looks familiar. It’s so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The guy is wearing a suit, but why wouldn’t he be. Wait is that…?He walks to the podium. Taps the mic a few times. Then he speaks. “Hi, I’m John Quinones.” You hear a breath of relief from some people. “And this is, ‘What Would You Do?’” The crowd is loud now, noise resumes. Mr Quinones continues, “We often hear how Americans love freedom and democracy, but do they have what it takes to stand up for those who wish to undermine it? In our most involved episode yet, we tested America.”Those watching the news see a reporter pan to a group of democrats. “Oh my goodness I was shaking like a leaf,” one says into the microphone.Over the next years America sees nothing but improvement, the Onion’s infowars becomes a government sight with regular news and information about how to get access to healthcare, snap, worker protection and more. The end.
>>489080011He looks like that because spics are half Injun, and the Injuns came over the land bridge from Siberia, and are officially classed as part of the Mongoloid race. That's why some beaners have chinky eyes, like Juan Keenyonays here.
