Skipping dessert will be well worth it this year to see the look on Aunt Becky’s face
>>489081082Just ask them what did they think of Vance's speech about unifying
>>489081082I'ma walk on the table naked and masturbate on the turkey
>>489081082Thankfully, I do not subject myself to that rigmarole.
>>489081082My wife is making me go to a “Friendsgiving” thing with her friends next week and most of them are hardcore virtue-signaling progressives. There’s always a lot of alcohol and I’m afraid I will go full Moonman when they start talking politics. Someone please help.
Pie is political. Go vegan.
>>489081786>I’m afraid I will go full MoonmanAfraid of what?
i lost my shit on libtard family 7 years ago on Thanksgiving. never looked back
>>489081786well you have 2 options>don't drink, be a pussy>don't drink, or do drink and speak your mind when they start spewing bsyou guys do have an off ramp, not that they will listen. but vance's approach, honestly impressed me. you need to move on
>>489081082Thanksgiving was a month ago.
>>489081082Elon Musk has invited himself to the Trump family Thanksgiving this year. Trump is Elon's only friend now.
Hey as long as I get my fair share first.