https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/20/americas/smuggler-tarantulas-peru-intl-scli/index.html
>walk past customs.>sir SIR YOU HAVE TO CHECK IN>open trenchcoat. covered in giant spiders.
>>489081899based>whats wrong security man?
>>489081807Tarantulas are harmless. Even the ostensibly deadly spiders like black widows and brown recluses VERY VERY rarely kill anybody. Spiders only killed about 100 people, globally, during the entire 20th century.Scorpions on the other hand are legitimate murder bugs. They kill thousands of people every year.subscribe for more bug facts
>>489082084Based. Spiders are our bros and I'm tired of pretending they aren't
>>489082084This post was typed with 8 appendages.
>>489082555Scorpions have 8 legs too.
>>489082084unsubbed because spiders and scorpions aren't bugs
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>>489082629Thank you for subscribing to more bug facts. Earthworms aren't native to North America, they were brought here from Europe and Asia.
>>489082084>are harmlessnotheyre not poisonousthey can still bite
>>489081807>Closes trench coat>You'll have to go through an army to stop me>Opens trench coat
>>489083004venomous, not poisonous. you could eat them but you shouldn't.
>>489082616what a very human thing to say? whats next ? that scorpions have a sting and tarantula do not ?
And that spider mans name?Miles Morales
>>489082084Based based based I was going to write this exact defense of spiders but you beat me to it.t. 20 tarantulas
>>489081807Delicious!
>>489083161>you could eat themaaaaagh
>>489083410That's the subhuman way of eating them. You wouldn't just pick up some pig anus or cow dick and eat it would you? But if it's grounded up and made in to a nice hotdog you would. Same shit applies to ze bugs
fun bug fact: daddy longlegs are not spiders but are arachnids.this is what some of them look like in Chile.
>>489083659Is this a retarded bot or just a retarded human that doesn't know anything? Spiders are arachnids and it wouldn't be a "bug fact" if your "fact" isn't about bugs Stop posting.
>>489084451Oh dear, you seem to be a dumb nigger. I never said spiders aren't arachnids. I said daddy longlegs aren't spiders, but are arachnids.
>>489082084I liked, subscribed, and rang the bell. Please enrich us with more bug facts.
>>489084655>spiders are arachnids>so are daddy long legs>daddy long legs are arachnids, and so are spiders>nothing you posted has anything to do with bugs, but you call it a bug factStop posting.
>>489084655well sorry buddy but you are wrong, dady long legs are part of the order Araneae, which spider is the laymen's term for
>>489084741Millipedes are generally harmless, but some can cause chemical burns.>>489085085That's wrong, daddy longlegs are in the order Opiliones, not Araneae.
>>489081807>bump into him>squisheww
>>489082084no animal has killed more humans than mosquittos and it's not even close. spider kill mosquittos and other pests. i have a pet tarantula, and shes a cute.
>>489085362well I guess it has to do with daddy long legs being a regional name used for multiple insect species. I think most people would call a Pholcus phalangioides a daddy long legs, but I guest some places do call harvestmen also daddy long legs
>>489082629all arthropods are bugs. spiders are bugs. lobsters are bugs. isopods are bugs.
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>>489085671As I have always known it, daddy longlegs refers exclusively to harvestmen. Evidently the terminology varies with region.
>>489083587>pick up some pig anus or cow dick and eat itIf I was starving to death, I would.
>>489082084No one is killed by radiation from spent nuclear fuel rods so that means they are harmless.
>>489082084fuck off SIDF
>>489085828Nuclear waste is in fact trivial to handle safely and the only reason people believe otherwise is Soviet funded "green" agitprop intended to disrupt western nations.
>>489082629Bug isn't a word specifically referring to insects. Spiders and scorpions aren't insects but they are considered bugs. A lot of people get this wrong.
>>489085962I said spent fuel rods. Not general waste. A fuel rod is... comically radioactive. Like kill you in seconds. Not give you a lethal dose in seconds just fucking dead in seconds.
>>489081807>the jews fear Spiderman
>>489086304Spent fuel rods are trivial to handle safely, that's why nobody has ever been killed by them. Anything that is radioactive is easy to handle safely because even minuscule amounts of radioactivity are trivial to detect.
>>489086304And no, spent fuel rods won't kill you in seconds. Even people who've been in prompt-criticality accidents don't die in seconds. Death occurs over the course of hours to days.
>>489085720Most importantly, taxonomologically-speaking, isopods are friends.
>>489081807How much money do you have to owe the cartel to do this
>>489086475>>489086557A fuel rod putting out 500,000 grays per hour kills you dead instantly.
>>489081807Jews fear the, uh..um....tarantula smuggler?
>>489085828My neighbor had some glowey medical stuff when I was a kid. I got to see it and the errie ass blue glow. Can’t have kids, wonder if its related
>>489086749>Can’t have kids, wonder if its relatedNeed to have sex to have kids.
>>489086864So its not just holding hands, damn I was lied too
>>489086731That's not a real thing, even if you destroy every last strand of DNA in somebody's body they don't die "instantly". To kill somebody instantly with radiation you need to effectively vaporize them.
>>489081807We smokin on that Peruvian arachnid homeboy tried to wig it and got his wig split, last thing he saw was the cephalothorax.
>>489087198Just to be clear here do you know how radioactive 500,000 grays per hour is?80 grays knock you instantly due to nervous system failure. At 500,000 an hour you get 138 grays a second.
>>489082314trvke. in all my years alone.in the loneliest times of my life.there has been a spider in the corner.and that is my spider friend.and also if i was in outterspace in a doom pod just going into the void. and i looked up and saw spider friend.i would not feel so alone.i would feel so close to spider friend.that we come from the same home.also the little jumping spiders are so fucking bad ass. and they are friendly as fuck.and theyre smart! (for a spider)
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THE JEW. FEARS. THE TARANTULA. https://youtu.be/BykZI8mnS_o?si=J6CqIBFHDZHrAw2A
>>489087822No. No one said spiderman thread.
>>489082973the FUCK
>>489082973Every time I think about corn and tomatoes not being in Europe I get fucked up for like 15 minutes.On top of horses, they didn't have WORMS?
>>489083356Oh shit based fellow tarantula bro. I have a green bottle blue, a pink toe, and a mexican fire leg
>>489081807>Do you require arachnophilia assistance?
>>489082084its not really the fear of dying from spider bites, more like how their fucking bites (brown recluses especially) can fucking necrotize your damn wound and it starts rotting
>>489083161https://www.amazon.com/Newport-Jerky-Company-Dehydrated-Tarantula/dp/B01APQ58XCCome on, try it!
>>489083161nice try Klaus
>>489082973Wrong, some species are, yes but there were worms in North America pre-contact. About 60 species of of the roughly 180 worm species in N.A. are invasive.
>>489083070>>489081899>>489081994Some of you niggas are aight
>>489083587>Same shit applies to ze bugsYeah. You should synthesize them into larger, easier to eat muscle fibers by using a convenient medium; it's called a chicken.
