The nothingburger is about to commence in 10 minutes. The big happening that they evacuated the embassies for.Place your bets.
>>489093524Translation? I don't speak Tetris.
Conventional strike. No nukeMaybe they hit embassies
>>489093626
>>489093524>Place your bets.My bet is Putin will issue another "red line" warning
>>489093675Wtf no Lookner?
>>489093524total slav death
>>489093675Hopefully they kill zelensky
>>489093524Remember when pol used to do stuff like this:>https://youtu.be/aPny43uQDvsI do...
>>489093675Oh shit.
>>489093524coolstorybro.bmp keep me updated
>>489093827What does it mean? Is that central province where Kiev is?
>>489093790This would be kino
>>489093675I don't speak Yiddish. What does it say?
>>489093524the stock markets didn't even react to the nuke threatsabsolutely nothing will happen
>>489093975That's my bet as well. Bitcoin is ATHing right now.
>>489093675Nothingsandwich
>>489093940>>489093940>What does it say?It appears to say something about 'responding' and 'your mother'.I can't quite make out the rest but there's something in it about 'dying in sleep'.
>>489093803This meme legit gets me teary eyed.
>>489093887IDK if there's anything special about Dnipro other than it's basically in the center. So if you were just living your arsenal toward Ukraine as a whole then you might as well aim for Dnipro.
>>48909352410 minutes are up and nothing
>>489094242not true i sharted
>>489094096
>>489094231Ahh. I figured there was something important there, a collection of power plants, the president's mansion, central military command or something.
>>489094231Meant to say lobbing, not living
>>489093524If digs, they nuke Kiev
>>489094306Checks flag. That's normal and not a happening. Brb sharted.
>>489094459Rollin
>>489093524two more weeks
BumpIs it time to bring in the tomato plants?
>>489093675>eastern european "people" continue killing each otherthank you for your service>they pretend this next wave of killing matters moreit doesn't
>>489093626top kek
>OP is 26 minutes old
We could be in WW3 and it wouldn’t matter we would be ded before we realize it’s over lol
>>489095544checked
>>489095544Not me man. Comfy rural doublewide. Wife and kids. Chickens. Solar panels. Fresh water. A pond.All you guys could die and i wouldnt gove a shit. It would be nice not to have to get up an drive an hour to work too
>>489095488"Current map of air alarms" from 4 minutes agoseems like we'll have to wait a bit more. 20 more minutes is my estimation.
>>489095747This is just a normal day for them
>>489095544you're dumber than you look (and i'm sure you look like a window licking faggot) if you think we have the power to destroy everything. we couldn't even destroy every major city any faster than "import niggers". this isn't our first time here, it's probably our 10000000000000000th
Air raid sirens are sounding off now
>>489095994oh wow, do you think this could mean some sort of invasion?
>>489095296do those really work well? i'm intrigued by that solar setup.
translation: two more weeks
>>489096244Yes
>>489093803the scooter swastika gets me every time
>predict nothing ever happens>wait>nothing happensSure is fun being a chud
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
>>489093626>>489095460птгншџц
>>489093524>Telling your enemy when you will kill themPeak fake and gay?
what happened
>>489096886It.Right now.
WE'LL MEET AGAINDON'T KNOW WHEREDON'T KNOW WHEN
>>489096644checked and mw3pilled
>>489093975Stock market is closed for happenings.
>>489096929>multiple cruise missiles inboundYeah just another gay airstrike
>>489093718No way. What makes you think that?
>>48909574724. Nothing happened. Im a jerk off before no nut November ends
>>489095747Rolling for 2 more weeks
>>489093524Did it happen?
>>489097517It's over
>>489097517Missiles only just entered Ukrainian airspace in last 15 minutes
>>489097517BTC is approaching 98k. That's the only thing happening right now.
>>489093675Something is off, Russian bombers are conducting strange maneuvers, some fired missiles but most attacks were simulated.
Nothing ever happens.Suck my dick.
>>48909769720 more minutes until they stop simulatingdont worry anons ill keep you updated
>>489097646How many weeks is that?
>>489097646how long does it take for them to hit?
More talmudic kabuki theater. It's so tiresome. 2 weeks from now they'll be on about the massacre and rapes.
>>489093524I think I recognized the word "rocket".
>>489097668Nice, I'll buy some when it hits $30k
>>489097759
>>489093524>checks time posted>1 hour and and 10 mins agoNothing ever happens
Serious question bros, would night or day nukes be better to watch?
So this is it, Ukraine gets nuked into oblivion and then what?
>>489098088Does it really matter when its nukes. You get that double flash
>>489097994i love how fast these goal posts have moved, nuclear attack on USA > NATA BASES > UK > Kyiv > Dnepropetrovsk.pretty soon they're going to be hitting Kursk
oh shit
>>489098258Of course it matters, like night nukes in Ukraine would be bright, turning night into day for a moment, but a day nuke would allow us to watch the blast until it hit the video feed.
the 20 more minutes are here
>>489093524EXTRA LARGE NOTHINGBURGER WITH A SIDE OF NOTHINGFRIES
>>489093803If the Mexicans would just turn the music down at 9pm on weeknights they'd be okay to live next to. But they dont.
>>489098088Night depending on where
>>489098540You make the night nuke seem more fun actually
>>489098497It's joever for ukraine. Pray for zelensky and his fat stacks.
weak response1000+ missiles wouldn't be near enoughwtf is wrong with cucked putin
>>489093524I DON'T WANT TO DIE
>>489093524> Anons freaking out about nukesahahahahahahaahaha, nothing ever happens losers.
>>489098677Cubans do that where i live. Other than that they are alright. But they do karoake and party shit all weekend. I just call the police
>>489098617not a single missile headed for kiev....pathetic response...
>>489098774Putin couldnt even get 1000 missles airborne most he can do is about 380
>>489098876are u stoopid or are u stoopid?
>>489093524What's this now?White men killing other white men for kikes?
>>489097697>simulated
>>489098935Each bear bomber carries 8. They only have like 15 operational tu54s at anytime
>>489098677Between the loud ass polka keeping you up until 1 and their damned roosters crowing in a suburban neighborhood the second the fuckin sun peaks out, be ready for no sleep until January 20th
>>489099015russia has plenty of ballistic missilesthey could easily do 1000 per salvo
>>489095460I don't know if I'd give it a top kek, but I did have a sensible chuckle over it
>>489097697>>489097759>>489098979>Simulation Wtf?They do that during active conflicts?Is this not a huge liability or what's going on here? What do they mean?
>>489093524
>>489096997BUT I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAINSOME SUNNY DAY
>>489099085Thats fine retard but reread what i said. They only have about 14 or 15 operational launch platforms. Its been that way for two years now. We know their capabilities. They havent once launched more than 300 missiles..so that is obvouisly their limitation
>>489099167>They only have about 14 or 15 operational launch platforms.dont be silly, they have thousands of lunch platforms
>>489097697> simulation
>>489096997>>489099148I don't remember Vera Lynn.
>>489099237No they dont faggot. They have 15 tu95s, 12 mig 31s, and 3 tu-22 backfiresThats all they have been using on ukraine for two years. They have nothing else. Black sea fleet is gone
>>489099444do u know what is surface to surface missiles retarded monkey beast?
>>489094096Lel
>>489093524>2 hours later>surely, 10 more minutes!
>>489093524>2 hours ago>about to commence in 10 minutes>>489095747>one hour ago>20 more minutes>>489097759>26 minutes ago>20 more minutes>>489098617>12 min ago>20 more minutesI'm not sure if you're aware of how hilarious your retardation is OP, but this is the exact reason the "two more weeks" meme exists. Because of faggots like you who go full Chicken Little every time military strikes happen during a war that's been ongoing for almost 3 years now, and are then shocked when the strikes aren't a fullscale nuclear ArmageddonProtip: The nuclear Armageddon that the mainstream media and pop culture movies have promised you your entire life will never happen. It's about as real as the movies with unicorns and mermaids. Grow up and stop doomposting, you'll be fine.
>simulatedROCKET STUCKROCKET STUCKI BEG OF YOUROCKET STUCK!!
>>489099527
>>489099479All 36 iskanders launchers?So again...its been 2 years. No air raid has had more than 320 missiles. That is their limit.
THEY JUST DROPPED A NUKE ON KYIV, CHECK CNN
>>489099590>turn on cnnNow im going straight to lookner. This isnt 2003
>>489098617
>>489099749No I'm going straight to the internet kike
>>489099589are u stoopid or just pretending?they have 200+ active iskander systems plus hundreds of other ballistic systems including silos
>>489099816Islanders is no match for the laser the us gov has now
was that all? or have they not hit yet?
>>489099816Those are strayegic nuclear assets you mongrel
>>489093626L z I
>>489100308no they are not dummythey have separate divisions for nuclear icbms systems
Polish fighters are airborne
>>489100543Will be back on in the morning. Ukraine grid is linked to europe. They dont need a single power plant really
>>489100595Polish aircraft in ukranian airspace?
>>489099107It's deception. These are probably nuclear attack run simulations. Just like the "training exercise" that turned into the SMO one of these simulations could turn into a real attack. Also shows what adversary assets will start spinning up. Chess basically
>>489100644In Poland
>>489093524Just regular missile strikes or in other words - nothingburger. Happened 2 years ago, will happen again.All these red lines what were crossed with atacms and storm shadow mean nothing. You can strike Moscow freely. Putin wont do shit.
>>489099527Holy based
>>489093524T-MINUS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN -2 HOURS AGO. STAND BY
>>489100727putin should trade su57 for a few thousand iran missilesthis shit is a joke
holy fuck, icbm flew over my house two hours ago
>>489100727At this point I am convinced that NATO could provide boots on the ground in Ukraine and putin would do nothing. Weak state.
>>489100924russia quickly becoming the joke of the centurylosing all of its deterrance, truly sad to watch
>>489098790We all gotta die someday.
>>489096570Welcome to quantum immortality.
>>489100727>You can strike Moscow freelyBut I don't want random russian citizens to die, they didn't make these decisions
>>489093524It was a country wide fire drill, but they won't find out about that until they evacuate the entire country and surrender to Russia.
>>489101013and yet
>>489100924Yes. These authorities are all bark, no bite. They are too afrad for their capitals to do anything out the line drawn for them by globohomo, because Putin and his clique are capitalists and he is a shadow owner of Surgutneftegaz company.
>>489100577Imagine having divions for weapons that don't even work in 2024 lmao
>>489101610putin is becoming the #1 threat to russiamay God have mercy on u all
>>489101895they work alright, but putin is cucked to the max
>>489100595>>489100644After the Norks showed up, Polanball claimed the right to shoot down Russian incoming from Polanball.Going to laugh so hard when one of their interceptors misses and crashes into an orphanage.
>>489100727Do you suppose anybody actually believes you're in Russia? LOL
