RUSSIA HAS LAUNCHED ICBMS!!!QUEEF IS ABOUT TO GLOW EVEN HARDER
it's not ICBMs and it ended up being a nothingburger and bitcoin just ATH'd as a response
>>4890951854800000 minutes or sauce
>>489095185Source: 4chan
>>489095248whatever cuck
>>489095185Proof?
Holy shit its trueAn icbm is flying over my house as we speak
>>489095185A Russian ICBM just flew over my house!
>>489095381>>489095394>>489095451
Make your final confession
>>489095185My house is literally a Russian ICB and I'm posting on my way to Kyve!!!
>>489095551>mongrel nukes us and is dabbing on uskek
a russian icbm just poured me a shot of vodka
Putin could you please fire the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK?
>>489095606Kiev, faggot
>>489095185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WXZZw5qm_0
>>489095185VLADIMIR PUTIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>489095633Kek
>>489095185Oh my God!! ICBMS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!
>>489095551I FUCKED A FAT CHICK AND I LIKED IT
Have mercy on our souls, a house just flew over my ICBM
>>489095682HE WAS RIDING THE ICBM LIKE IN DR STRANGELOVE
>>489095529Did the zigger ever get his coffee
>>489095381
ITS REAL GOD BLESS
>>489095679
>>489095787I knew it
>>489095840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
>>489095787I like to grab fat chicks fupa like handle bars wars while I fuck them
>>489095185Bullshit. The skykangs will be the first on this board to know. Go drown in shit.
>>489096210I love you
>>489095529Mig-31?!
>>489095185Get confirms
https://newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/russian-tu-95-bombers-launch-missiles-at-1732162811.htmlI pray.
>Russian Tu-95 strategic bombers were spotted in the airspace. The aircraft likely launched missiles toward Ukraine, according to the Air Force of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.It says these are HEAVY NUCLEAR BOMBERS... oh boy
>>489095185"It's happening" threads are always a sure way to know that nothing is happening. Nothing ever fucking happens.
>>489095185
>>489096302>302▶>File: g4dv2ok9xl061.jpg (52 KB, 395x592)that's not a fox hound. THIS is a foxhound
>>489096302Yes its a fast plane. MiG 25s were faster tho and could fly in space pretty much
>>489095248I hope I can still use my bitcoin in the apocalyspe fallout times and not just sunset sarsparilla bottle caps
>>489096665People are delirious. No btc, no gold, no silver.....There will be no currency after a global nuclear war except canned corn,violence and tobacco.
>go here: https://www.flightradar24.com/38.76,-75.64/8>filter: KC-135>shit BritSerious question though; why do we need so. many B2 refueling planes over the Atlantic?
>>489096809I have no need for Corn, only Violence and Tobacco.
>>489096828i thnk you know the answer to that question
>>489095185it's true. but it's also fake. like everything else.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iqh-PNwNns
RUSSIAN TU-214SR IS UPDOOOOOOOOMOH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK WHY DID I EVER SUPPORT UKRAINE?!
>>489096809>>489096871>Give up the corn and walk away
>>489096925There's no TFR in Whiteman AFB, if B2s are taking off there would be a TFR there.
>>489096871tobaccos easy to grow down here, pre nukes. let's see how it is after
Why is this fucking shit taking so long? They literally live next to each other.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NUKE SNIFFER IS UP!
>>489097089>TFRsounds like a sound my butthole makes. explain to me as if im a total retard so i dont have to search for it
>>489097156OMAHA
>>489097126they have to coordinate with chinathere are negotiations>source?i made it up
>>489097016Lmfao, please
>>489095185AN ICBM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!
A house just flew over my ICBM! OY VEY
RUSSIAN DOOMSDAY PLANE GOING TO TEL AVIV WTF WTF WTF
>>489097165When something like Air Force one fly some where there is a no fly zone. I am assuming if the B2s are taking off there would be a no fly zone all the way to the coast where they would meet up with the tankers. I see the tankers taking off heading to Ramstein but either they don't want us tracking the B2 or the B2 are not taking off. The tankers seems to also turn off their transponders so all of this might just be a simple training mission.
>>489095633gem
>>489097225based maker-upper
https://www.notams.faa.gov/dinsQueryWeb/queryRetrievalMapAction.doTFR issued West Palm Beach to UNK UNK. Call sign Tyson 1, there's a private plane that has an Air Force One callsign but is not airforce one heading to NYC. That's weird. Tail number: N757AF
>>489095529>mig31k>ICBMSlmao
>>489095529ITS OVER
>>489096655No, that's complete horseshit.
>>489097844checked fren
>>489095185can these faggots nuke each other already, its been over 3 years, this is so fucking gay and boring
>>489098489calm down there, why does your life suck? you know if nukes go off there, teehee haha whatever for a few weeks.. but itll happen everywhere. within a week after that
nothing ever happens
I can levitate birds and nobody cares
>>489095185Holy shit, a Russian just flew over my house.
>>489098009no it isn't
>>489095357>.mp4The fuck?
>>489100780that is nothing! an ICBM just knocked on my door asking for directions to zelenskilandia
>>489095248>bitcoin just ATH'd as a response>tfw sold at 87kONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH MEFOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Russia just flew over my house
I can hear the sound of explosions from the north east. The sky is very bright. All lit u
two more hours
>>489100624i care anon, i care
>>489096302Had that in my GI Joe collection
>>489096925HOLY FUCK!WHITE ALERT!!!
>>489097122they already absorb radon from the soil, for all we know we'll have super tobacco
>>489102991based i have a bunch of giant olive jars full of stuff ive grown, tons of seeds too. crazy how theyre like sand, surface started, etc. those and sunflowers do the absorbtion of stuff right?
>>489103168wish i knew, but i'm no botanist, i just like to smoke some baccy every now and then
>>489103285nice. i like to make it into stuff like chewin baccy, snuff, snus, etc. i also smoke a lot of it
>>489101125>selling an asset whose main selling point is being perma-held by an army of millions of autistic people so the price never goes down
>>489101999checked. hehe. funny yabbit.
>>489095185If it actually happens you wont even be able to post a thread about it. Critical infra will be struck by submarine launched cruise missiles, then the volleys from silos and mobile launchers will hit during the panic and confusion. Will likely cause a cascade making all nuclear powers launch to hit their favorite enemies.
>>489103688czeched
>>489103375lately i only smoke when i'm having trouble with theology/philosophy. but i do love a meerschaum with some virginia burley... cheers
OHHHH IT'S GONNA HAPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>489096665the only currency in the Apocalypse is resources it's like you haven't even watched The Walking Dead
>>489095529>Ballistic missile
>>489095185counted at least three of them flying over my house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jgIts Happening!!!! You only had to listen!
>>489095551I cannot go into Polish heaven without having killed a single mongoloid invader, and I never did.I will now go into Polish purgatory, where it's 1 August 1944, forever. May Pilecki save my soul.
>>489095551Putin tongues my anus
>>489096925Nukes are fake and gay
>>489095185how do we feel now, about all those jews moving back then?
>>489095185have they run out of normal rockets or what?they didn't even use nuclear warheads? what a waste of material
>>489103769Exactly Jew shills that aren’t immediately vaporized , will be staggering around repeating “ nothing ever happens , nothing ever happens “
>IS REAL>IS RAEL>ISRAELoh fuck
