>>489097242>volume not found
>>489097242Looks like the hold faggots were right. Its because the government owns the most btc. They are the largest holder.
>>489097333Satoshi owns the most
>>489097242It will inevitably crash as it has several times before. It's not used as a currency but more as a speculative investment. Until I can pay for my groceries with it, it'll always be extremely volatile and someone will always pull the rug.
>>489097490Satoshi isn't real.
>>489097242Won't it crash when russia attacks the west?
>>489097490You mean the CIA. They don't count.
>>489097499yeah, and good luck pulling millions out because the exchanges will tell you to go fuck yourself.It's a fucking trap.
>>489097597Im less worried about that then the miners deciding to fuck everyone over.
>>489097490>Satoshilmao
Nice double top you got there mumu
>>489097490>Satoshi is real>cope.png
>>489097547lol no... its adopted world wide. Most of the big miners are in China.
>>489097547worth it
>50% bitcoin>50% nvidiaamerikaist wunder bar
>>489097242i hope some of you heeded my advice over the years.the haters are ultimate npc's who never did any research.
>>489097318>>489097242
>>489097547It will go through the fucking roof
>>489097723No, they aren't. China banned mining so they all moved to Texass and shit.
>>489097597The exchanges are accredited like a bank. At least reputable ones like coinbase. Just notify your bank first before moving a lot of money from the exchange to your account or better yet, use the exchange as your bank.
>>489097773>2021400m usd/day traded>202450% higher price, 200m usd/day tradedButtcoin has lost 75% of its trade volume. Good luck selling
I'm shorting the fuck out of this thing at 99500
>>489098094Jews can see open BTC options, don't do it
>>489097533He’s real. Kinda happened in Temple City, CA. Might wanna ask Finney
>>489098094good idea, shorting in a bull market is always smart
>>489097242>the bigger they are, the harder they fallthe correction will be glorious, i hope retarded fomo apes bought enough rope
>>489098094
>>489097242You don't need bitcoin when you have Fartcoin.
>>489098181>the government owns it all
>>489098094please do.
Not enough volume, this is quite literally an exit pump, it will be a massacre tomorrow
>>489098055learn to bitcoin no coin nigger
>>489098303>trusting the government to make sound economic decisionsngmi
>>489098127>Is he in the room with us now?I see the BTC bandwagoners are believing the fictional tales of sweaty pajeets. Satoshi isn't real and anything else is just retards writing a Disney movie script in their head. Show me one picture of him. Show me some proof besides "he lives with uncle cleetus in Cali." You sound like an easy and gullible mark for any scammer.
BTC is now more valuable than the collective weight of all silver on earth.Silver troons did you get too cocky?
>>489098418I will drink your tears by January. Mark my words. I'll screencap this myself.
>>489097242My gf loves cryptocurrency
>>489098418>>489098055They don't know anything about finance.
>bought millions of XLM>it will be the new ledger for hedge fundsSee you niggers in Monaco.
>>489097533He was Len Sassaman
>>489097242How do you cash out without having to pay taxes on it?
>Satoshi
>>489098094oh no no no
>>489097318Tether gone brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>489098055>2021>400m usd/day tradedStop spreading bullshit. The highest trading volume ever recorded was on September 5, 2022.
Crypto is based and logical.
>>489098789I could believe that. I just refuse to believe he's some Japanese hermit that created the block chain and refused to be in the spotlight. Satoshi as most new-to-crypto retards think of him doesn't exist though.
>>489097242>Literally over 100 hundred thousand percent since its inception.
>>489099146Dang im going to invest now while i still can? Could perhaps you kindly instruct me on how to cash in on this digital gold rush?
>>489097778Anytime israel or iran attacks bitcoin fucking dumps and gold moons retard.
>>489097242Im glad but regretful cuz i didn't invest enough money on it, and sold some btc for altcoins that shat the bedI'm still up $2000 but that's nothing
>>489097242Made fiddy bucks this week from some excess I forgot about. Should I just throw in 10 stacks and hold? I don't trust /biz/ that's why I'm asking
>>489099431that's still 2k that you wouldn't have otherwise.
>>489098651and any volume that exists on a tether connected exchange is just them passing it between themselvessmall block BTC is dead long live big block bitcoin
>>489099260Sorry gramps already out of buttcoin. Better hold onto those silver bullions.
>>489098766kikes just start a database for zero dollars tool
>>489097242How the fuck do i get in this brooos! This is insane! Future money is fool proof!
>>489097490lol
>>489097804the vast majority of all hash power is in China, you're retarded
still not selling. once it crash iam debtmaxing and buying the dip
I just FOMOed all my XLM into BTC at 97,000. What am I in for?
>>489098055Pretty sure this is not the full story because it doesn't show the enormous ETF and institutional investing happening now.
>>489099741Nooo wtf there must be some way. Im going to double check with my long distance cryptocurrency finance expert gf and make sure you're not lying. I have over a million Chuck-E-Coins and i wonder if I can convert them to bitcoins.
>>489099936where is volume?
>>489097242>I click /pol/ but all I get is /biz/?!Clean it up jannies.
>>489099930BROOOOOOS HES ROLLING. IM GOING ALL IN TOO.
>>489097715He bought?
>>489099993LETS FUCKING GO.
>>489100049BTC programmed to crash at $99,666. You will not see 6 digits. It was all a dream.
>Founded Mt.Gox>Founded Stellar/XLM>Co-Founded Ripple/XRPFlip the switch Jed, tell your Lucis Trust bros
>>489097242In the future, would there be a way to perhaps generate cryptocurrency based on body activity or something like that? It seems so hard to get a foot in the door!
>>489097547NoRetard
>>489100140Brave could give you BATs every time a coomer faps
>>489097242I'm not beta testing CBDCs, cunt.
>>489097242"Rat poison"
>>489099971>Many institutional investors trade BTC through over-the-counter (OTC) desks to avoid slippage (price impact caused by large trades on public exchanges).OTC trades are often not directly reflected in the publicly visible exchange volumes or order books, as these transactions occur off-exchange.While some OTC desks report aggregated trading activity, this data is not automatically included in the real-time volume figures you see on public platforms.>Institutional investors also often use custodians (e.g., Coinbase Custody, Fidelity Digital Assets) to manage large Bitcoin holdings. Transactions within custodial services may also not appear on public exchanges.>As a result, significant portions of institutional trading activity are conducted away from public exchanges, meaning that visible trading volumes and prices might not fully reflect their influence.
>>489099930I think we'll get a Christmas ski bump but will plateau a week before February
>>489097804they never fully banned it, midwits fall for that story
>>489100063To the moon!
so why is it pumping? there has to be a reason
>>489100298hype, should probably sell now and cash in
>>489100182This is what im talking about but seriously. Its good to start with a silly joke to get the ball rolling though sometimes.
>>489097768I put 7k into crypto, made enough to pull it out, and still have enough that I can pay off my student loans and put a down payment on a house.
>>489097242Why did Trump winning cause a crypto bull run
>>489100298Speculation on Trump. He's pro BTC and crypto in general so everyone is buying in on speculation.
>>489100298Because its logical
>>489097499>>489097597THIS! I keep telling people that!Never met a person that actually got rich off BTC. Just fake rich.Granted a person can probably pull out some here and there but at a general rule it's probably a huge pain in the ass. Not worth the risk of investing in unless you got in early.
>>489100298its is nature.
>>489097242
when the last block is mined who will be doing the processing of transactions?
>>489100556Just make more imaginary money blocks to mine! Hazzuh!
Abracadabra! Quickly, lets mine this future money! Post a pickaxe on this image to get begin mining.
HERES 3 FUTURE-MONEY ORES. im feeling generous. There's at least thousands of crypto rocks you can melt down into MILLIONS OF NFT's
It will go higher when the US buys a bunch to hold on to.
The cubes...
>>489100993>>489100766>>489100649kek metal cuck is seethingcryptography is more valuable than gold or silver, if the internet goes down the world is over anyway
>>489100993thank you for your generosity kind sir
Bueno
>>489101095Sir, if i see a cube, i simply admire; nothing else. I'm trying to give you guys future money but perhaps I don't understand it correctly
>>489101191Heres more.
>>489101095>>489101072that anon is giving us cubes. you are giving us nothing
>>489101352This future-money got run through the washer so its a bit low res but its still good. A gift.
I dropped my wallet and my future money broke.
>>489101240you should try to complete a hash function on paper and then maybe you'll realize the value of SHA-256 and how it is literally 100x more valuable than gold or silveryou will watch Bitcoin go to 10,000,000 while gold stays at 2-3k forever
>>489100392They will no cap find a way to increase the cap and while many will commit suicide because they pussied out too soon, many holders will have yachts and private jets by 2030. I'm about get divorced sell everything I own and live on the streets for the next 5 years. After that I will enjoy my multi colored Bugattis and harem. I'm litterally going to build a walrus enclave and have bitches voluntarily slithering around with their feet tied competing to fuck me. Final decision
>>489098055>Good luck sellingI do, every day, instantly. There's more liquidity in automated pools than the entire net worth of this thread, without even considering CEX liquidity. Volume isn't even the same as liquidity. You're a fucking retard.
>>489101629I'm just having fun. Obviously even if i was to claim the money was truly of absolutely no value, there would have to be a lot to an intricate system to fool so many people and i wouldn't argue with silly jokes and polarized exaggerations -- BUT -- many intelligent people have been fooled before, so just because there is a valid system doesn't mean there isn't a bigger picture to the system even if it does function safely... More safely than youd expect from something not connected to big bankers or others interests along with the fact the money is kinda a little bit imaginary more than other currencies... But its a relatively small market still compared to traditional global finances but obviously not a trend to be neglected.
>>489097499you can pay for groceries or anything else with it using a coinbase card, moron. Or many other methods.
>>489100649>>489100766>>489100993>salty anon who has never understood the tech salty it went up when he said it was gonna crashclassic
>>489102322Relax dude. Future money is cool to me. Im just joking. I bet i have more future money than you anyways pleb
>>489102444maybecertainly plenty of people do
>>489097242DOLLAR NEW ALL TIME LOW
>>489098472That’s due to endless printing you can’t print Bitcoin
>>489102467Ive probably gotten thousands of future money stored in my astral realm vault. I can only access it but uttering the phrase "mellon" into the magical entrance disguised as a wall there. I believe i had a dream of this at least once.
>>489102641oh so you don't actually have any
>2.47%literally nothing
>>489098576Okay it crashes 40% and comes back 200% and tf is your point?
>>489099637>The miners have all the power.
>>489102677Just because i have a sense of humor doesn't mean anything. Your deductive reasoning is lacking. Plenty of antigun politicians invest in gun companies still.
>>489101561>what is a debit card? Are those numbers in your bank account real?
>>489102869Sure, just about any kind of person can exist. But the type who misunderstands the tech and thinks that new bitcoins can be created arbitrarily aren't the type to 'buy anyway'
>>489103057You caught me anon. I have slandered the one true currency. Slay me now.
Im just bumping the thread you ravenous crypto shills! Back! My gf loves crypto!
>>489103129It was challenging since you are so clever.My friend told me his jpeg was worth $15,000 dollars and I was like>right-click>saveLMAOThese guys just don't understand tangible things. Uh, CBDC slave currency? Yes, please! I'll take two!
My cat ate all my crypto
>>489103276>Uh, CBDC slave currency? Yes, please! I'll take two!Based and future money pilled
>>489097499it will probably go up to 110, maybe 120 then crash back to mid 70s
man... I spent 90k going to collegeif I boughted instead and worked minimum wage and invested nonstop I'd be a millionaire by nowinstead I'm unemployed and too educated to get a minimum wage job now
>>489104325what specifically did you get for 90k
>>489104325>college>minimum wageI dropped out of high school an have made a 6 figure income for 25 years.
>>489098636your gf is a man
>>489105058No duuude my long distance cryoto expert is a 10/10 Chinese model. Shes going to meet me in two more weeks.
Its so chill when my bunker reek is sleeping. Hes probably dreaming about me.
>>489101879>I sell everyday>you should buy itkek...
Does reek and sleep rhyme? I feel like it should.
>>489105523Yea, I sell every day because I run liquidity pools.
BUY NOOOOOW
>>489099019>1week aggregationyou guys are always fucking retarded.>94,275 * 21,880 = 300m/dayGet some fucking IQ YOU FUCKING CRYPTO FUCKING FAGGOTS
.86 BTC here I'm never going to make it
>>489100265>we make fake trades off books so you have to count that has tradable volume the average seller can sell toare you fucking retarded?
>>489097242That's not even today's high.
>>489105629>i trade arbitrage and think people should buy what I trade inkys jew.
>>489097533>>489098789>>489099092"He" was probably the equation group.
>>489099146It's insane to think at one point bitcoin was just a novelty. A guy bought one pizza at Papa Johns for like 200,000 btc as a PR stunt. They were worth less than a cent.
>just buy the coins
>>489097242I thought it would crash :( I have 50 k to invest but I was waiting for it to crash first, god I’m so ficking stupid
>>489106516I don't trade arbitrage. I provide liquidity. Come back when you look up what that means, and maybe we can talk.
>>489107137I'm pretty sure he's one of the two retards that shills silver on here, they never argue in good faith it's always just BTC bad bro! A Canada and a US flag show up in every BTC thread to screech about it instead of buying.
>>489106649>It's insane to think at one point bitcoin was just a novelty. A guy bought one pizza at Papa Johns for like 200,000 btc as a PR stunt. They were worth less than a cent.It's insane to think at one point Bitcoin was just an anonymous token for dark web transactions.
>>489107137I know exactly what it means.>why do you link pairs if you don't arbitrage?>why do you pool if you don't arbitrage?Your jew semantics don't work here.
>>489106961If millions of people are also waiting for something to crash, then it will pump instead.
>>489097318
>>489107578I don't arbitrage, I just collect trading fees, retard.
>>489097242You'd be a retard not to sell immediately.Crashing at the end of this month, not buying your bags. Get fucked AGAIN.
>>489107762So you just give some jew your money and let him invest it like a loser.>buy my stakeswhy are all you faggots the same
>>489097499It's idiotic to assume that it's not totally controlled and that the insiders aren't all colluding to artificially inflate the price, rope in a bunch of fomo outsiders, then sell the peak crash the price and buy back in at the bottom.
>>489107918I provide liquidity on-chain, no "jew" holds my money. It's autonomously handled by code. I withdraw it and deposit from it whenever I want lol.
>>489097333No shit. The fed created it.
>>489097653Based knower. Proud of you
>>489107784you'd have sold at $9.65
>>489108188>the code just runs itself and no one programmed it
>>489108722It runs itself on-chain. It's open source code and has developers. It's also immutable so can't be changed once deployed. You know when you run a blockchain node, you're running an autonomous network of compute, right?
>>489106516>>489107578>>489107918>>489108722You are one of the stupidest niggers I have ever seen on this site, and I've seen a lot of really retarded ass niggers during my time here
>>489108188Also you sound like the guy from office space
>>489108865Yes yes, I know all about your gay ass AMMs.
