i promised myself i wouldnt miss the next crypto bullrun and i fucking missed it because i forgot crypto existed
>>489097999Don't fomo your life savings away, Anon.
>>489097999>crypto is up a couple hundred percentBuddy, have you tried Futures?
It’s the latest capitalist scam to steal value from real workers. We don’t do that here, but I’m happy to exploit your market!
>>489098113yeah im gonna just save money until the bubble inevitably pops and just pump sum my way in, im done buying gay shit i dont need and am just gonna save money until that day comes>>489098199i dont understand stocks (or crypto)
>>489098345>i dont understand stocks (or crypto)Put away half of your salary into S&P500 and retire in 20 years.
>>489097999I'm going to spend all my savings on buying the illegals cars and stuff they can't take back with them and flip the shit.
>>489098627wow, saving a million dollars over 20 years and i can retirethats so much better than saving a million dollars over 20 years and retiring what a genius plan
>>489098767It has an average return of 10% per year. You said you didn't know anything about stocks, but you put in your money, hold, and get more back in the future.
>>489098879isnt there a capital gains tax that just eats all that up though
>>489098942I'm not sure about the U.S, but there you have to pay 20% of the generated income to the government if the sum exceeds 20k USD (something like that).
>>489099021so basically cash out after 5 years and reinvest? Because if it steadily does ~10 percent after about 5 years itll appreciate 20k a year
>>489097999happens every year, just wait for everyone to offload their winnings, then we'll bottom out and you can buy back in.
>>489098879Grindr's been averaging 30% a year the last 3 years. Get rich off big fag.
>>489099306seems like a 3 year cycle if it happens between now and Christmas ill just give everyone crypto instead of presents
>>489097999>bullrunwait isn't that a type of lesbian
>>489097999Checked. I thought buttcoin was around 65000 federal reserve notes right now. As far as I'm concerned, there's more value in these two pesos.
>>489097999Checked, but it hasn't even begun yetOnce BTC stabilizes, altcoins will start pumping. I also suspect that the US gov will pump massive stimulus into the system and then use crypto as a sink to destroy that extra USD without directly harming the stock market itself, which was the original vector for stimulus pumping
>>489097999Crypto is a gateway between the visible legal world and the criminal underworld. It's legitimate for governments to restrict it's use.
>>489100469i still remember when it was like 500 bucks a popit hurts>>489100652it feels like crypto is a money trapthe feds use it to trap retards in a cycle of pump/dump like a hyper stock market >>489100748yeah, my first encounter with it was a drug dealer i knew who used BTC to buy shit off the silk roadit scares me because theres absolutely 0 real world use for the shit
>>489097999Great way to lose everything being late to a pyramid scheme which blackrock has a huge stake in. You know how they love to give their money to the goyim.
>>489097999Remember when pol used to do stuff like this:>https://youtu.be/aPny43uQDvs I do...
>>489097999It's never too late to short. Until it does. Which it will. By the end of this presidency I assume.And if Trump can pull a miracle out of his as, deflation may occur so the price will look smaller but the price it's pegged to will have more purchasing power.I wouldn't hold my breath though.
>>489100943I try not to think about the fact that I was paying off my student loans 11 years ago instead of putting money into bitcoin when I knew about it.Doesn't matter, still up 70k in two years of investing. Hold my bag, faggots.
>>489100943Crypto still has very limited use cases, so the money in the crypto sphere is for the most part locked away from interacting with the wider economyThere are options like Bitrefill but 90% of crypto is held by institutions, normies and boomers who don't understand the technology or potential uses and just think about line going upErgo if you need to pump a lot of money into the economy through banks, you can pump the money into the banks and then the banks pump the money into crypto, normies then jump in on top and the banks DCA out, which allows them to deleverage without causing massive inflation like the normal stock market would
>>489097999I had to cash out due to being poor a few years ago. I knew at the time I should have been buying more but rent and car payments took priority. On the plus side, the bullrun might help the volume on alt-coins so you can go back to trading and actually sell when number goes up. Using QFL, fat finger fishing, placing buy orders below trading channels used to work for me really well until the market shriveled up and it became pointless.Also btc is just as liable to crash so if you're bothered why not put a buy order like 20 percent below the last bounce point.
>>489097999This means you had a life and are a normie to forget such a thing
>>489097999XJ9, also known as Jenny, was built as a teenage robot, with the intention being that she would perform all the functions of a teenager.Teenagers are, by defninition, in puberty or post-pubescent. Teenagers tend to have sex with each other, a lot. It is an extremely common trend for classmates to fuck at school.Jenny was LITERALLY built for Big Human Cock.