TURN ON CNN RIGHT THE FUCK NOWRUSSIA JUST SENT A BARRAGE OF BALLISTIC MISSILES HEADED TOWARDS BERLIN, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE MY BROTHERS
>>489099537Suck it Hard
A BALLISTIC MISSILE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WITHOUT INDOOR PLUMBING
please god tell me it's a Joke
>not nukes
>>489099674It's a joke
>>489099537Don't make me smile OP... my lips are chapped.
>>489099674Yes, Russia is a joke and vatniks are in panik mode right now.
Russia won't do shit.
>>489099537A BALISTIC MISSILE JUST FLEW UP MY ASSSS> IDS HABBENINGIDS HABBENING> IDS HABBENING
>>489099537Why you gotta disappoint me like this?
>>489099537Op mom will die in sleep today if it's false
>>489099537holy shit berlin just flew over my house!!
>TURN ON CNN RIGHT THE FUCK NOWnice try jews, not going to ever do that
>>489099537Jfc CNN will say anything for views
>>489099537RIP in peace
>>489099537only idiots beleive in ww3 with nukes , but Kyiv or other part of ukr will be enough to send the message
>>489099537>TURN ON CNNtfw old enough to remember cnn being>respectable news sourceto>right wing quakery to >left wing shill outlet to >literal meme.
>>489099537Turn on CNN has always been such a silly meme. Does anyone ever really fall for it?Like, you know the people here are /pol/tards, right? If something were happening, they'd see it on /pol/, not CNN. I would even venture to guess that /pol/ would have the news before CNN would.Even then, with the advent of news articles on twitter and news videos on youtube, it takes less effort to screenshot the news than it does to type "TURN ON CNN"It's honestly a 1/8 b8 if that. It's got to be one of the worst baits people try to post on /pol/
>>489099537>Iran did nothing>Russia did nothing>China will do nothingThey all like money too much. Nothing will ever happen.
>>489099537Shits so bad a CNN, our girl Kaitlan is selling her ass on ebay for bottom dollar.
>>489102210Forgot pic related.
>>489099660How do you know the missile doesn't have indoor plumbing?
>>489101899Iran will do, Israel take time to response too.
>>489099537All sources need to be double checked for every single post.
>>489104398Particularly when Germany hasn't even sent any missiles to Ukraine.If he said London I'd have maybe thought maybe.
>>489099660drop a ballistic in that toilet my man!
The real happening were the friends that flew over my house that worked at Nintendo along the way.
>>489099537A house just flew over my ballistic missile!
>>489099537It's so over, a midsole just flew over my house >t. Live in Berlin
>>489099537Nahh I don't believe in mainstream media since covid
>>489099674no trip to Thailand for you.
>>489099674Of course it's a joke. Remember the rules
>>489101620only idiots believe that using a nuke will automatically lead to M.A.D
>>489099537What a dick tease
>>489101884the oct 7th was all over /pol/ a good 10 hours before it even hit Drudge Report let alone cnn
>>489109088That's our current policy though.
>>489109327
>>489109327we have a very important base in the Indian ocean that houses B-2 stealth bombers, the base has no civilians and is so far from anything that hitting it with a nuke would have zero impact on any civilians. Strategically nuking it to send a message would make it pretty hard to justify a retaliatory genocide of the entire planet Don't forget there have been over 500 nukes used in atmosphere, not just the two used in anger during ww2
>>489101899I sure hope they all like living, too
>>489099537germanies economy is going to improve by 30%
>>489099782Based
