well /pol/
>>489100863In the cockpit and then crash the plane
>>489100863I sit on 2 and convince the faggot in the middle to go sit next to taylor swift
10 because I want an aisle seat and Shillary probably won't try to talk to me, though Epstein's ghost might be spooky
5 and spend the entire flight trying to convince putin to nuke india
>>489100920Based kamikaze anon.
>>4891008630 or 1
>>4891008638 if the flight is under 5 hours.4 if longer, as I will need to pee at least once.
>>489101014>across the aisle from elonwho the literal fuck else is in my row, is that ron paul and sober gerry rafferty?
1, 7 or 10 because I want an aisle seat.You're not actually autistic enough to talk to total strangers you happen to sit next to, right?
>>489101082WHAT IF IT'S A TWINK YOU FAGGOT
7 so I can kick Hasan seat.Fucking faggot T*rk
>>489100920Based
>>489100863> 9One of them might offer me a job. The other seems like chill dude who is not gonna bother me with his political bullshit.
>>489100863Remember when pol used to do stuff like this:>https://youtu.be/aPny43uQDvs I do...
>>489100971>>489101082Why the fuck do you people want aisle seats? I want to look out the fucking window. 3 so I can listen to Trump roast Kamala the entire trip.
>>489100863Honestly 5 would probably lead to the most interesting conversations
>>489100989Only correct answer
>>4891008633 Trump will mostly sleep, Kamala can suck me c
>>4891008638. The rest of the seats your either ending up dead or catching a searing case of judaism.
>>489100863Easily 6. I'm man spreading Taylor against the window while farting on her, getting up every 10 minutes and forcing Hasan to get up, and if there's any time left I'm kicking the shit out of the back of lil Ben's chair while loudly complimenting his sister's titties.
8 > 5 > everything else
>>489101260I don't like looking out the window because it scares meI just take whatever cocktail of meds my doctor will give me to knock me the fuck out so if anything goes wrong I'll just die in my sleep instead of having to watch it coming and wait for the inevitableI was already in a plane crash where multiple people died if you're wondering, it never really leaves you
>>4891008638. I fall asleep on flights so I like window seats.
>>489100863rolling
6
>>489100863Move Kamala to 10 and trump to 5 then have a row to myself
>>489101355Wow, enjoy watching everyone else die of Judaism while Alex frantically explains to you it is actually all chinas fault
>>489100863Looks like I'm driving then 1 could be funny maybe
>>4891008638 and i tell alex jones a tranny is in 6, so he moves there
>>4891008638 is the objectively correct choice.>window view>asmr of alex johns ear raping the olympic athlete about the globalists and chinese chimeras6 is the runner up with access to slapping lil benji on the neck like a bitch for the whole flight
>>489101260>Why the fuck do you people want aisle seats? I want to look out the fucking window.Lol are you still a six year old child or have you never been on a long haul flight before? What do you think you're going to watch out the window for ten hours at 30,000 feet exactly?
5 is not gonna work very well for most in here. For one thing, Carlson will ask you to swap seats with him because he wants to interview Putin and listen to his "back in muh day" stories. Besides, Putin can barely speak English if at all and has a kind of mentality that is at odds with anyone from the Great Satan. He will leave the plane thinking you might be a bit slow. You might leave thinking the same.
>>489101260>look out window, see clouds, darkness or featureless landscape.>have to piss and have to beg two retards to let you out and let you back into your seat.sounds awesome, you dont fly very much, do you? also the aisle next to the escape door (no seats in front of you) gives you room to stretch your legs AND go piss.
>>489100863>10>elon kicking the back of your seat>hillary quietly sobbing randomlyI'll be on the wing
>>4891008635 or 8
>>4891008635 fucking obviously, and get a translation job of a lifetime
>>489101082>sit next to girl>10 hours total silence >sniff her seat when she leaves>get stuck in line awkwardly for 10 minutes with everyone who just saw me do that
LUCKY # 7! BEN AND I ARE TAKING THIS PLANE TO ISRAEL! MAKE ISRAEL GREAT again nazis!
>>489100863I was going to say 3, but 5 looks comfy as fuck. 6 could also be really interesting, 10 if I'm feeling extremely suicidal. 8 is probably going to be boring, so is 9 and 7.5>3>6>2>1>the rest
>>489100863Lettuce Sea
>>489103475I already watched that interview. I sure hope there is a pillow and a TV for me.
>>489102968>5 or 8this
>>4891008633 or 10
>>489101291You can say cock on this website, nigger
>>489100920with no survivors?
>>489100863All sources need to be double checked for every single post.
Long range row 5 because most interesting, short range 3 could be highly entertaining agreeing with Donald all the time but no longer than 2-3 hours
>>489100920>fptftp
>>489100863At first glance i would sit next to Putin, but then i remember i don't speak russian so i will try to fuck Taylor instead
>>489102225Furthest away, the Turk would take the brunt of super vitality pills. Should be fine.
>>4891008633
>>489100863>1nigger>22 manlets, 1 hapa and both honorary goy or worse>3pajeeta and zionist>4is that Robert Downey Jewnya? Hard pass>52 zionists>6turkroach and coalburner>72 full blown kikes>8tranny fucking zionist crazy meme guy and the only based turkroach>9african and a niggerfaggot>10vile cunt and a typical jewI guess I'll have to be a Big Guy 4U, so it doesn't matter where I sit.
>>489105158>I guess I'll have to be a Big Guy 4USo you're american actually?
>>4891009205 is the only seat that looks relatively peaceful.
>>489105573what does that even mean anymore?
>>489105680You get to ask putin about that sub that sank..
>>489100863I pick 10 so I can throw elbows for 10 hours.We're going to need a mop.
>>4891008637, and I'm tossing bacon bits over my shoulder the whole flight
>>489104512Putin can speak english, just not fluently. Dunno if he can speak Serbian tho
>>489102424>>489102876Craters, mountains, if it's night I'll try to guess the city based on the lights and flight time.
>>489100920Include me in the reddit cap
>>4891008636>kill Hasan>fuck Taylor>kick Ben's seat
>>4891008635, easily. Tucker seems like a nice person and a good conversationalist. Putin's body double seems cool too.
>>489100920u are a hero
>>4891008635 100%, that'd be interesting as fuck
>>489100863Ill take my chances next to that afghan guy that held onto the landing equipment
>>489100863I'll pick 9 since I want to network with Elon and have fun for 10 hours with him.With Imane Khelif, I will leave her alone since I don't think she wants to talk about her chromosomes thing. She will probably listen to some boxing podcasts or so, so no need to talk to her.
>>489100863All of themI'll switch every hour
>>489100920I'd sit next to killary and Epstein, I bet they've got more dirt on them than anyone else here. Would be interesting to hear what they have to say and I bet Epstein is very interesting to talk to
>>489101260i like to get drunk before and during my flight and i hate asking people to get up so i can peealthough my most recent flight (WA to FL) i had a window seat and it was daytime for most of it, i kind of forgot how neat it was. plus its easier to sleep w/ /the window seat
>>4891008633 so i can fuck kamala in the bathroom. when we get back to the seat i go "very nice, high five!" like borat to trump and he high fives me
>>489100863I shoot myself at the gates of the airport.
>>489100863Who is the pilot?
>>489103079Are you at it again anon
Who are any of these people
>>489100920based
>>489100863In my woom
>>4891008636 probably. They’d probably mind their own business the most.
>>489100863Swao Alex Jones for Epstein and 8 would be tolerable. Every seat is an absolute nightmare.
>>489100863At sit at 2 because neither of them would really talk but I could watch Alex yell across Kamala at Trump for 10 hours and then every now and then Trump would look back at me go "Can you believe this guy?" with a smile and I'd be like "Yeah haha, wild"
>>489100863ten I have to rescue him
>>489107410so you got 10 too, tragic that you shot the back off your head three times
>>4891008639 and try to mooch a job off Elon
>>489100863Sorry Alex but it is a once in life opportunity to talk to Putin. 5
>>489100863probably 5, i'm just trying to get free stuff
>>4891008633 so I can get a double blow job by claiming I'm jewish
>>489102424>I'd go one further, 1 is the correct choice :Most legroom, next to door, close to the bathroom in the front, almost always the nice seats, and fastest out.Downside: I'm next to two closet homosexuals living out power fantasies with far too much money but they'll be busy rich man bragging to each other and leave me alone.
>>489101260Motion sickness. The closer you are to the center mass of the vehicle, the less you are effected by the positional shift as it moves. For that reason, seat 4. I don't know the guy sitting to my left, but Putin is behind me, and I get to listen to him talk about history to Tucker for a few hours while he also keeps an eye on across the isle and makes sure that Hillary doesn't murder anyone.Kamala is in front, and Trump is mocking her the entire time. If she gets particularly annoying I can kick her seat like a petulent child.I'm also directly across the isle from Elon Musk.
>>489101423Nah benny boy is behind you.
>>489100920Damn, FPBP. Banzai!
>>489100863I'd sit with big Ethel. She needs someone in her corner right now.
>>4891008635>>489100920Damn fpbp
>>4891008636 Drop big farts next to taytayStart fights with Hasan
7. I can kick hasans chair AND fart in bens face the whole ride
>>489100931This is actually a good choice.
>>489100920BASED!
