Elon Musk finishes Diablo politically in under 2 minutes. You aren't worse than Elon, right chud?
>>489105403Stuff like this is why we love Elon. He’s pretty much our alpha-leader of the 4chan pack.
>>489105486gr8 b8 m8
>>489105403i demand that you speak to me with respect. i refuse to answer your query. i am not an organ grinder monkey and i refuse to dance to your tune.
>>489105403>elon plays vidya!>wow, elon's so rich!>elon took a shit today!Fuck off with this overexposed crypto-kike already.
>>489105403Gamer fags, is he elite at Diablo or does he paypiggy? I never played it
>>489105403Reaching rank 1 is just a norm to me.
I dont play video games but speedrunning sounds like the most retarded thing ever. Well done, you finished the game in 2 seconds, fag. Who cares?
>>489105403How is that fun? Rushing through a game. I'll never understand the appeal of speed gaming. Also diablo 2 is the only good diablo
>>489105403>cheating is still cool right guys?Lame. Try beating a real game like Zombies Ate My Neighbors, which I just beat for the first time in 31 years today. I've been playing it off and on since I was 15!Protip: Don't use rare skeleton keys to get extra lives, save them for the end. And get as many sodas as you can and do not become a monster for anything except the bosses and not the giant baby, use sodas and Pandora's boxes on 'im.
>>489105946It's so autists can feel accomplishment too.>wow I pressed left 59 times while balancing on this fence and pressed select>I truly I played the entire game as intended
>>489105486This but unironically.
>>489106063>took 31 years to beat it>protip
>>489106063>which I just beat for the first time in 31 years today. Sounds like a skill issue. I beat that game in 53.123 seconds.
Elon is a fag. You already know he sucks at Diablo.
>>489106171To be fair I always gave up around stage 10 or so until this year.>I beat that game in 53.123 seconds.It isn't even possible to do one thing in any level in that time. lol
>>489105403first time I've ever heard of someone playing diablo 4
>>489106314It's ok buddy I still need to beat true lies for genesis
>>489105403Yeah i know the feeling
>>489105403The game has a cashshop with p2w items and elon musk is a billionaire
I really need a video of Elon explaining Diablo to Trump
>>489105403>That's what she said (emoji)When has a woman ever said "Diablo Tier 150 finished in under 2 mins". God I hate this cocksucker, aspie to the point of using formats run into the ground 10 years ago and finishing it with an emoji, not because he want to use an emoji, but because that's what he thinks a normal person would do.
>>489106004I liked D2 pree 1.04 patch. You could have 30 skeletons and 25 mages without special gear that gave you more. It was so satisfying just walking around, picking up gold and resing your dudes.
He is but the humblest solider of our shadowy board of peace
>>489106392the items are all cosmetic, there's no p2w. musk likely pays people to level up his toon and then plays through the endgame content
>>489106359>>489106171I bet less than 300 people worldwide can beat ZAMN legit.>true lies for genesisSounds comfy, yet cheap. Of course I've seen the overrated movie, but the game has gotta be ass.
>>489106316Wait, they made a fourth Diablo already?
>>489105851Yes?https://rumble.com/v5i0rqx-tucker-carlson-elon-musk-delve-into-pressing-political-issues.htmlthis is one of the most important interviews to come out this year, there was a shorter 20min version on youtube, but it got struck with copyright claim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgMl662Av8oIf you want to play a drinking game, take a sip everytime either of them says yes or yeah
>>489106399Trump would be the greatest Diablo 4 player there's ever been. Possibly of all time.
>>489106063Well you're not a tranny. That's no speedrun.
>>489106554Nein. Schlaf weiter.
>>489106004It's the same appeal you get from factory games (factorio, satisfactory, dyson sphere project), you're given a task and while you can do it the most convenient way you're rewarded by optimizing it as much as possible.
>>489106499The game is underrated. Don't tell anyone
>>489105403diablo 4 sucks ass. i don't know why he keeps bringing it up like it's cool or hard to be good at it. I had multiple lvl 100 characters in season 1 and quit before this faggot even started playing. they made it so easy since then.
>>489106603If I slice my wiener off will it make rejected codes work? Will the algorithm love me then?
>>489105403Oh this fucking thing. I played the free week they had and couldn't make it past level 40, it was so goddamn boring.
>>489105403>Diablo 4ew
>>489106584He's going to drain the Hells and make the High Heaven's pay for it.
>>489105403Speedrunning is alright once you've experienced the game but the problem if you just start off speed running than there goes all of the fun right out of the window.
I love Elon but you also know his 4 baby mommas are showing his 12 kids "See?? Your father would rather do THIS than spend time with you!"To which Elon would correctly say of course bitch, kids are boring. Fathers are meant to take over when the kid hits late teens, like Trump did. His kids love and respect him.
>>489106757Speed-running is supposed to be doing the entire game as fast as you possibly can, which is fun and based, but now it's just troons cheating.Someone claiming to be a master of OoT saying that they don't have to use the Ocarina even once relies on glitches, which is not fairly defeating a game at all.
>>489106774Trumps kids are overratedthey are just trust fund kids like everyone else
>>489106724Fake news. He's going to build a bridge to heaven and make Hell pay for it.
>>489107013Halt die Klappe, Germoid.
>>489105851You can only pay for cosmetics in Diablo 4, nothing that would give you an advantage
>>489105851he is pretty high up on the leaderboards. It's probably legit because it's just a video game. it is not Diablo 2 we are talking about, it's diablo 4 so there are less actual hard core players in the mix of things. activision-blizzard really fucked up everything good that was going on with blizzard entertainment.>>489106568fuck off bot
>>489105403I had a friend who was addicted to Diablo, he tried to explain it to me and all I heard was something about Koreans in space battles.qrd on the objective?
>>489106757Speedrunning is literally the point of Diablo 4 or any similar modern gameYou spend hours of boring gameplay to level up your character and complete endgame in one click as fast as possible
>>489107020>Dummy Diablo has to go BACK to the soulstone. Believe me. Hell isn't flooding us with their best.>They emptied their nightmare cages and insanity pocket dimensions and sent them through Sanctuary's southern portals>They are eating the PETS!
>>489106454cry moar fag
>>489106499I remember it being surprisingly good
>>489107222>qrd on the objective?As in all videogaymes, to waste your life and not have sex.
>>489106170This but unironically
>>489105403
>>489107457What use is it to have sex now?You will have children in a world that hates them.They will be subjected to debt and human traffickers, government spies and psychological warfare agents.If you find love and a place to forget about it all, whatever.If you die childless you are not the first.No fear.
>>489105403>Elon Musk is speedrunning gamesHow long until he troons out?
>>489107593Trooning out does not age well.
>>489107203>fuck off botHow is that a bot? You're either literal glowie shill, or very low IQ/underage.
>>489107723lmao, luckily half of the troons don't age at all.
>>489105403how on earth does he have time to master a new game while simultaneously being the CEO of 3 major companies and also the defacto Vice president of the USA ?
>>489106568you, youtuber, your bot is retarded.
>>489107937what is your video about?
>>489108024>anon thinks CEOs work>anon think the potus decides thingsLOL
>>489108092It's not my video, but it's got some interesting moments of musk and tucker carlson discussing different topics. It's probably most you can discuss about deepstate in a public interview. Epstein gets mentioned multiple times, and how there are people who don't want his list to get published.
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>>489106495You can trade items too.
>>489105403What a sad lie.
>>489106004the numbers go up
>>489105403Diablo 4 is goyslop. PoE is a white man's game.
>>489108771Old Lucasfilm games are the whitest of the white.
>>489105403>>489105946>SpeedrunningThat's not speedrunning. Speedrunning is when you play a normal game and do it super fast. Diablo levels like that are literally meant to be played that way, there's no non-speedy way to do it, you're meant to just run through them.What is retarded, by actual mentally ill trannies, is speedrunning: playing an N64 game nearly three decades later, running up against a wall 6000000 times to finally get a time that is 0.12 faster than the previous best. That's actual mental illness and what real speedrunning is."Speedrunning" a diablo 3/4 temporary level meant to be torn through at max speeds, is not speedrunning. That's like playing a racing game and calling it speedrunning when you finish, because the game got blurry from motion blur and "went kinda fast" as you raced through it. It's not speedrunning, it's just the fucking game, man.>>489108024>CEO>At muh officeYou think he actually works actively that much? He must have teams of people covering everything, the guy can barely form a coherent sentence without giving it five back-to-back attempts. I'd imagine he sends a lot of slack messages inbetween Diablo runs, though. He's not retarded, not a fraud (not a huge one at least), but he's not some super hard working genius either. He's just a guy that got lucky buying/selling a few companies, sucked the government teet, and here he is.
>>489108572Where is he?
>>489109060>>489108572>he must submit his timehi karl
>>489105851He’s good at Diablo 4, but you also have to understand that Diablo 4 is a trash game that nobody cares about.
>>489108892>speedrunning is only speedrunning when its speed running memeflag bots are stupid.
>>489109109Hello, you legend.
>>489106774Elon didn’t have kids because he cared about starting a family and teaching the next generation. He had kids as a vanity project to ensure his genetics continue forwards. That’s it: they can do anything as long as they eventually have gods. It’s probably why he disowned the tranny.
>>489109157very true>>489109191wassup, you absolute legend.
>>489108892real speedrunning can be fun to spectate for those moments where a run is on pace for a world record or somethingbut I can't imagine obsessively trying for these records
>>489106004>I'll never understand the appeal of speed gaming.the game is a system. You understand the system in every little detail, break it down and rebuild it in a way that maximises your performance.If you want, you can liken it to what Elon is doing with SpaceX and I think this is precisely what he's trying to say in that tweet.
>>489105851Nobody plays diablo 4 so nobody knows lmao
>>489109298Speedrunning can be fun for more reasons than that. I loved all the little movement tricks you could do in both Super Metroid and Metroid prime that allowed you to sequence break the shit out of the game.
