My mom has suggested that we could live in Spain because it's cheaper to live there. We are mostly of German descent. I told her there is an island in Spain that is predominately German. It is called Mallorca. However I am reluctant to live in Europe because of their strict gun laws. Google says Spain has some of the strictest gun laws in Europe and it makes me terribly nervous moving to an anti-gun country with tons of Muslims living in Europe. Thoughts?
I hate americans so much its unreal
>>489105978Spain just gave amnesty to 900K invaders
>>489105978first off dumbass in spain they'll fucken kill ya and your mom. are you spanish? no. do you know the customs? no. they have a very machismo culture there and they skin people alive (flaying) if you look at someone the wrong way. your mom is a fucking idiot or she has a death wish in which case she;s smart but it'd be easier to just shoot u in ur sleep and then herself if she wants a murder suicide this bad.
>>489105978How does Spain get its water supply?
And how will she work while in spain?
>>489105978Ive never read something that retarded
>>489105978The whitest coutries in europe are (IIRC) Poland and Croatia.. I also Hungary (I think, can't be bothered to check).But no one really likes dumb americans.
>>489105978>My mom has suggested that we could live in SpainNo she didn't.>because it's cheaper to live there.No it isn't.>We are mostly of German descent.No you aren't.>I told her there is an island in Spain that is predominately German. It is called Mallorca. No it isn't.>However I am reluctant to live in Europe because of their strict gun laws.No you aren't.>Google says Spain has some of the strictest gun laws in Europe and it makes me terribly nervous moving to an anti-gun country with tons of Muslims living in Europe.No it doesn't>Thoughts?No you don't
>>489106207they are dominantly white because they are shitholes and no one want to go to there so just the indiginous population stays lol
>>489105978so you're a pussy when without a gun?
>>489105978>Moving out of the US when prosperity awaitsAre you fucking retarded or what?
>>489105978>I told her there is an island in Spain that is predominately German. It is called MallorcaCrine
>>489106207kek. aren't you 1/3rd jeeted yet. or nepal'd. and pretty sure poleanons here talked about not being able to walk aroiund without seeing nigs. so much for "based eastern europe".
>>489105978Western Europe is faggot libshit land, gotta go to Eastern Europe.
>>489106207All you euro freaks are going to be dead soon
>>489106247
>>489106324We are poor and can't get ahead.
>>489105978I live in Mallorca, moved here like 8 months ago from UK
>>489106116She will get dual citizenship and collect social security.
>>489106900Why did you move to Mallorca?
>>489106939im half spanish so its an easy move and anywhere is a better place to live than the uk now
>>489105978>g-g-guys im scared!>gotta move to a place with men!>i can't instantly vaporize them with my rooting tooting shooter>i might have to learn how to fight with my hands>god forbid i might actually have to work out
Visas are easy, especially digital nomad
>>489107134Fuck you.
>>489105978This is you. Europe already has enough problems as is. We don't need Americans as well.
>>489105978Ahahahahahaha your death is imminent!
Why is everyone so hateful to me in this thread? I never did anything to you!
>>489106037unironically moving to Germany. Already have citizenship through blood.fuck this shithole
>>489107312sorry bud
>>489107195Post your face bitch.
>>489107229Kile.
>>489105978It probably isn't worth it if you're already well-off, settled, and live in a decent place. I might move to rural Italy myself, but that's just because they will basically pay you to move there if you're young, and it's not like I have anything else going on.
>>489107345I might end up joining you, fellow Kraut-Canuck.
>>489105978Look at the woman's man hands in the pic, she's at least 50, might be a troon.
>>489107584No one moves to rural Italy for a 300€/month state pension. Unless you want to go full Tedoro Cacinschi, you'll end up cring like a little bitch after a week surrounded by 80 years old Sardinians.
>>489105978Fuck off, you faggot, we are full.
>euros act like OP is out of line >they then admit they are the diverse shitholes he’s worried about >they are stealth jealous of Eastern Europe but still projecting praise bravado over it Heh, why are Eurobros like this? Seems only some bongs have a semi realistic view of themselves and their situation. The rest in some weird state of denial.
Posting this thread made me hate Europeans. Fuck all you demons! You're all mongrel FILTH! Filthy slaves!
>>489105978Majorca remains a favorite destination for older European travelers seeking a peaceful retreat, but it has also evolved into a vibrant destination attracting diverse age groups. While it still boasts a stunning climate, Majorca now offers a wide range of activities, from luxury wellness retreats to bustling nightlife in areas like Palma and Magaluf. The island's culinary scene has also blossomed, featuring Michelin-starred restaurants alongside traditional local cuisine.As for accommodation, modern infrastructure has significantly improved, and many hotels and rentals now provide climate-controlled environments to combat humidity. Still, budget travelers should be aware of potential moisture issues in older or poorly maintained properties. Majorca's charm lies in its balance between serene natural beauty and modern conveniences, making it more than just "boring" if you're willing to explore its diverse offerings.
>>489106900u are prob a pedo avoiding jail there
>>489107708ok, brownie
>>489107712Eh, laid it on too thick. I don’t think they’ll take this bait. Good job on the OP though. It always works on them, sadly.
>>489105978>anti-gun countryMost, if not all European countries has guns, it's just harder to get them than you're used to.t. "sports shooter"
>>489107617Based see you there bruder
>>489107813bongs dont jail pedos they jail people making mean tweets
>>489107843You're a subhuman demon and a loser.
>>489107910pls dont come
>>489107697>80 year old Sardinians>jeets, chinks, and niggersThe choice is obvious
I hope Russia bombs Europe to death. I hate you arrogant Satanists!
>>489107968My dad is German, my mom is TurkishI'll fit in perfectly <3
>>489106059you must be thinking of a latam country. Spanish people are chill.
>>489105978Fuck off, we're full.
>>489107708I don't you you understand. Even a country like Germany is roughly 83% ethnically European, 10% ethnically Middle Eastern, and the rest East Asian and African. and That's similar to the Whitest state in the US. Europe is NOT very "diverse". And trust me, nobody who lives in the Netherlands, Germany, or France is jealous of someone living in Poland or Hungary. You have to actually visit those countries to see how much they suck. Their purchasing power is at most 50% of ours.
>>489108360Death to Europe!
>>489105978Taxes in Spain are skyrocketing my man, your mom is an idiot
>>489108414Listen here ameribro. Do you have a lot of money saved up? Because then you can make a nice living buying properties in Barcelona and renting them out. But unless you come here loaded with cash, or the ability to work remote, you won't enjoy Europe. Anything north of the French Rivera absolutely sucks in terms of weather.
>>489108438I don't even want to go anymore. Fuck you euroshits. I hate Europeans! Fucking scum of the earth!
>>489108556Faggoty fucking socialist commie scum! Fuck Europe!
>>489106108From the plains. That's where the rain in Spain mainly falls.
>>489108571Europeans have a strong cultures bud. They want to defend them. Plus they fucking hate Americans. Every time time I'm in Europe and tell a euro I'm Canadian they immediately start talking shit about America.Also the degens of /pol/ don't represent your average euro
>>489105978Czech Republic have the most lenient gun laws in Europe. You can get a concealed carry license there for self-defense.
>>489108571Mate you're a complete retard if you move to Europe from the US. At least in the US you can defend yourself and own guns. Europe is being shitted up just like you are.
>>489106435>gotta go to Eastern Europe.Don't come here, we hate Americans. You will get robbed and killed.
>>489108848Pretty sure your country name is racist
Europe is a fucking SHITHOLE. Poor, run-down, backwards.
>>489108923shut up leaf
>>489108848Don't let the nigger-worshiping mutts know your country is called nigger mountain.
>>489108848>just made some new friends>Sergei and his bros are taking me for a walk in the woodsheh
>>489108958>tf>tpGo back to Mumbai, Ranjesh
>>489106207Hungary is like 30% gypsies and 55% Mongols and 15% jews
>>489108413Americans don't really grasp it. They're so used to live in a soup of different races, they use that as a baseline. A European sees a single brown face on their high street and laments how their country is dying. An American sees a single white face and rejoices that they are a bastion of the white race.
>>489106059That sounds like some caricature of Mexico says by a person that's never been there. Nothing remotely similar to Spain.
>>489106059baste
>>489107708>jealous of Eastern EuropeI'd rather live in a street full of pakis than live in Eastern Europe.
>>489106207>Croatiafor now but in 2 years you won't be
>>489109353living in Eastern Europe is like dealing with a mechanic. Mechanic's are great if you are friends or relatives with one but otherwise they will take advantage of you. Same with eastern europeans.
>>489108785>Plus they fucking hate Americans.This is true, not even the chuds but the actual normies.
>>489108282You mean your dad is Turk with German citizenship
>>489105978You will hate it here. Nobody likes amerimutt in Europe except maybe faggot hohols.
Do euros like leafs?
>>489106207>slavs>white
>>489109661You're all ugly scum anyway.
>>489109885Show flag
>>489109915This is why euros have been more successful at defending their cultures. Old USA culture was killed, allowing for mass immigration.
>>489109952Kek it's always some jealous shitskin like albanians, magyars or indians and similar inferior animals
GUIZE LET'S MOVE TO YUROPThird world SHITHOLE
>>489106441praying for yellowstone to do its thing
>>489110090you again
Safe places dont need guns.Take your guns outta europe, coward
>>489110214You have the highest gun ownership in europe
oh she lusts for the rare BSC
>>489109821Everybody Loves Leafs
>>489109885Minor correction: you can only come to Italy if you are a sub 25yo, sub 60kg, over C cup, white and willing to do ass to mouth, liberal art school roastie. No but seriously, open borders is a meme, we don't want you here.
>>489110560 meant for >>489109915
>>489110347Thanks burgerbro. Americans get more hate than they deserve.
>>489105978You never use your guns anyway so I'm not sure what you're worried about.
There aren't that many muslims compared to other western european countries, most immigrants in Spain come from Europe or Latin America with the exception of those from Morocco. They tend to cluster in Barcelona in higher proportion as well for some reason. Mallorca is not mostly German either.As for guns, yes, forget about them. Crime is way way lower though.Also consider the north-west if you're concerned about immigrants. Colder and rainier climate, less immigration, more old people, plenty of forests, hills and beaches.
>>489106037why? cus americans like being able to defend themselves? I bet if a muslim goatfucker walked up to you on the street you'd get on your knees and spread your butthole saying "penetrate me daddy" you german fuck
>>489107312it's 4chan. people always accuse me of being Jewish or indian or whatever boogyman, just because I use a memeflag. even though I'm white.
>>489107312no one likes immigrants
>>489110971>Also consider the north-west REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>489111558Same but in my case i am indian
>>489111558>just because I use a memeflag. even though I'm white.
>>489105978Don't do it. Your mom sounds like the type of woman who would backpack unescorted through the Moroccan countryside.Spain isn't a stable country. Their last civil war was less than 100 years ago. Their constitution didn't even last 50 years. Had to be completely rewritten '78.They're a known hub for sex trafficking. Romani spend a good portion of the year there. Pickpockets are as common as in ItalyAll this and that's not even taking the African illegals flooding the beaches into account. Spain is cheap for a reason. You are getting what you pay for there.t. my aunt is from Spain
>>489105978"thoughts"You sounds like a huge retard and we are better off without you.
Everyone in this thread is a fucking dick
>>489105978Europe are invaded by sandniggers right now ? u sure ?
>>489111723t.blames American tourists for the 2Milion Brazilians clogging every social service
>>489105978You cant just move to some country, you can go as a tourist tho. Three month limit, then you need to leave for 6 months and go back for another 3 months.To obtain residence permits you basically need either a work visa or a student visa, student visa being the easiest. I know israelis that go to england to study in rabbinical academies, the academy will sign you anything for some small fee.After 5 years of legal residence in Spain you can apply for citizenship. I think its easier of you are latin american (like, the waiting time is lower).The 5 year waiting time is basically a trial period to test if you behave like a good person.
>>489105978Obviously your mom wants to be ridden by a matador while you watch.When are you getting gender reassignment surgery?Can you say daddy in spanish?
