I’m running 2 miles a week and lifting weights. Better prepare now then die of slowness when you get draftedexpecting war by fall next year
>>489109870I’ve been trying to run 1.5 miles in 13 minutes but haven’t gotten there yet. I want to join US marine infantry.
>>489109870>when you get draftedI have intention of ever being drafted
>>489109870Eating my way to morbid obesity so I won’t be able to fight even if drafted.
Jacking off and doing nothing until I inevitably die by a heat seeking drone
>>489109870My plan is to go to jail for refusing the draft.
>>489109975Freudian slip, soldier boy?
>>489109969are you sure you're getting enough calories? may need some more, that's pretty enduring, anon
>>489109870>ww3>drafted
>>489109870coffee and antisemitism mainly
Remember these.They started it https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bloodlines-Illuminati-Fritz-Springmeier/dp/0966353323
>>489109870I'm nearly 40 and I jack off at least three times daily.
>>489110081No* just tired as fuck
Yeah, I'm trying to lose some weight so I can drink more faster.
>>489109870I'm sleeping and eating a lot so I can be rested and not depleted
>>489109870im edging for 2-3 hours at a time and eating icecream
>Left Wing schizos say there will be war because of DRUMPF>Right wing schizos say they will be ww3 because ofd Biden supporting UkraineWhat are they putting in the us-american drinkwater?
i'm going to learn how to say "don't shoot, i surrender" in chinese and russian
>>489109870You cannot draft what you cannot find. I am the hide and go seek world champ.
>>489109870I prepooped all my pants. Now no matter what time the conscription officers come over I am ready to fling and screech.
>>489111142fluoride
>>489109870I have no reason to fight for a system that places a virgin wife forever outside my reach. Good luck and fuck you, I'm out.
>>489109870Why do you write propaganda for a meager wage?
>>489111292Enjoy being in the soup.
>>489111418This but unironically
>>489111603is this metaphorical or is there a literal soup? i would not be surprised with the chinese
>>489109870>2 miles per weekYou should probably up that by at least 10x. I dont want to shit on you because its better than nothing, but 2 miles is the point in a run where your endorphins (runners high) just begins to kick in and actual improvement happens. Its barely enough for a single day's run, let alone for a week.
>>489109998thisthe friction alone will be visible in a 50km radius
>>489109969you have to become a skeletor.
>>489109870>>489109969>>489112878What air force base are you posting out of?
>>489109870lol cool story kike
>>489109870>expecting war when the Don takes over in January How? Trump’s the most peaceful POTUS we’ve ever had.
>>489109870Buy a mountain bike you retard.
>>489109870>2 miles a weekAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAthe invading forces won't be your average 400lb westoid who gets out of breath climbing the stairs
>>489109870How are you planning to dodge a 60mph explosive drone being flown into you?
