What’s your excuse?
>>489458832a
>>489458832>Chris-Chan got laid before you
>>489458832>>489458962I don't care for gross beckies, I will have a blonde virgin Stacy like picrel.
>>489458832Another imaginary girlfriend?
>>489458832
>>489458832>Be born into this world>Your father is Chris chan
Fuck this shit
>>489458832>Finnish women would rather fuck Chris Chantop kek
>>489458832>>489458962AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please be fucking fake i swear to God! I fucking swear ! you better be lying THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
>>489458832Post the link faggot!!!
>>489458832>bred a white girlOnly incels and dick heads talk like this.
As if there was any doubt that women breed for top tier genes. Lmao
>>489459034I mean that wasn't the first time he got laid
>>489458832I can't wait for Geno to cover the "Chris molests his daughter" chapter.
>>489459191Contain yourself, fincel!
>>489459419I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about
unironically the antichrist
I thought the troon pills would make him sterile
You dumb fuckers believe him?
>>489458832We live in hell
>>489458832I mean, the dude is delussional and claimed several times to be married to Mewtwo. The again, he is in fact dating some finnish autismo chick.i guess I'll belive it when I see the baby.
>>489458832>Finnish autism mixed with Chris-Chan level autismThis being will be the most autistic creature to ever live
>>489459371It is always about attention first. You don't have to have money, or even Chad looks; you just need notoriety, and women will be all over you. It's the same reason women fall in love with murderers in prison. They want that second-hand fame.
>>489458832How did she do it?
>>489459500Well look at him... you have to suppose he's on and off, or on something that doesn't suppress testosterone AS much.Either that or he got cucked.
>>489458832>What’s your excuse?I don't have one, want to fight, fag ?
>>489459505Out of all the weird shit that has happened in this world these last few years, Chris chan having a child isn't the most far-fetched. Poor kid
>>489459612would to be honest
>>489458832semites, browns and masosn don't pay my bills as a way to make me a subversive agent.also, imagine how much rape will this kid endure in the brown hands of mansory.
Want, I thought he cut off his weiner? I saw a video of just and open hole and the dude was rubbing around it and the hole actually came. Anyone have it?
>>489459612 9999999!!!!
>>489459146Incels like to talk about how terrible women are, but what about YOU? What do you bring to the table? What’s your personality like? Are you kind? Do you call women “females?” Are you intimidated by women who have their own education, career and money? Are you controlling? Are you a good listener? Are you more negative than positive? Do you have a temper?Women just want someone they can actually have a long term relationship with. Have you thought about working on your personality, goals, morals, world view, humor or really anything that matters when it comes to a long term relationship?Honestly, any man who is complaining about women issues is probably absolutely awful. Women will date ANYTHING. Trust me.
>>489459736i thought that was his gooch that he pierced
>>489458832Chris will literately never have sex beyond raping his mom. Rape is his only access to pussy. Any women who isn't immediately thrown off by his looks and their pussy doesn't get drier then death valley will after talking to him for more then two minutes.
Now I’m convinced flutter is CIA and Mkultra’d into conceiving the offspring of Chris Chan probably for the raw memetic potential of the child. God only knows what they plan on doing with them
>>489459490Yes you do :^)
>>489458832This guy is an internet celebrity I'm just some poorfag wagie
To be honest few women would be able to resist the charms of a sonichu engagement ring
>>489459505if you are internet-famous, you will get so much exposure, that getting laid isnt impossible even for someone like him. Also, he has absurdly high confidence, right? I can totally see it, and am not surprised.
>>489459786I thought it was an anal tear that he was calling his pussy.
YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE GIRL, BUT HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE FUCKING CHILD??? A HUMAN BEING WILL BE BORN INTO THIS WORLD, AND HIS FATHER WILL BE CHRIS CHAN, THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MINUTE YOU BUNCH OF COOMER, IMAGINE BEING THAT CHILD
>>489458832Chris’ 40 year old autistic seed can only produce mutants. That kid is going to be born severely disabled.
>>489459799>raping his [sic] momThe charges were dropped
man, i need to sit down(correctly, my posture is horrible)but man, this is so fucking sadhow is even he fertile? he is a tranny, well he is a retard, maybe she is lying, maybe about him beiung the father or maybe about the pregnancy all together
>>489459981this. the kid is 100% gonna get molested.
>>489458832I thought he was in prison for raping his mum.
>>489459981If Chris took hormones, which I believe he did do, its hard to tell as he takes lots of meds it means he has a floppy micro dick that barely works. Having sex with Chris would be more of a chore then you know... sex.
>>489459612okie roll
>>489458832This is in revelations isn't it? Something-something, beast born that becomes anti-christ?
The finns really are a filthy and subhuman subspecies
>>489458832His mom is pregnant now? I didn't know she is from Finland.
>>489458832WTF is wrong with modern women.
>>489458832so what are the odds she cucked him?
>>489459964lol maybe im not sure. ive been needing to watch that chris chan documentary again
>>489460201they let him go because he's too retarded to understand his actions
>>489460081Right because building the case to prove it became to hard. No one is there to activity hunt and push for besides internet trolls that orbit around him. Plus the US has done everything in its power to have the justice system let criminals walk and laws only apply to the functioning normal populace. Niggers and freaks roam the street with immunity only inconvenienced by having to spend a night in jail until the court says they are free to go.
>>489460457...Fair I suppose in his case.
>>489460412Pretty high, but it doesn't change the fact that he's going to "raise" (traumatize) the kid
>>489459492Imagine what could be.
>>489459490He fucked his mommy anon. His own mommy.
>>489459612Roll
>>489460545would be funny to see him raise a mulatto baby and act like dale gribble and say some schizo thing about how it's shadow's baby or some shit
>>489459490Chris claimed he fucked his mother. He actually didn't, although he got into prison for this.Maybe i got it wrong. I watched only 6 episodes of his life. Out of 80 or something.
>>489458832And Chris has never lied (lie)
>>489459490
you guys remember when he drank his own cum mixed with fanta?
>>489459612finns look so weird (in a good way)
>>489460743Do i realpy habe to make an only fans
>>489459981It's only a matter of time before someone alerts Child Protective Services that Chris is nowhere near mentally sound or competent enough to rear a child. And they still allow him to have custody, then the situation is far bleaker than I imagined.
>>489458832She finally made it
>>489459784>What do you bring to the table? Nothing.>What’s your personality like?Boring and terible. >Are you kind? No. >Do you call women “females?” Sometimes.>Are you intimidated by women who have their own education, career and money? Yes. >Are you controlling? Very. >Are you a good listener? Not really.>Are you more negative than positive? I'm pretty negative yeah.>Do you have a temper?Yes.Not an incel btw.
>>489459191A middle aged retard with severe autism who is a literal mother fucking tranny has cucked the entirety of Finland ahahahahahahaha
>>489459135It takes a rare soul to incarnate into this level of difficulty.
>>489458832the world is healing
>>489458832This is terrifying for humanity. We need to hunt this Antichrist and perform a holy abortion.
>>489461118Megan is a bitch
>>489461130she looks like a child
so if i want to stop being an incel should i just pretend i'm retarded?
>>489460530This sounds like cope, people get prosecuted for far less and state likely would've tried to get chris to take a plea deal if they thought she was guilty but couldn't prove it
>>489458962whatthefuck
>>489461130this cant be real they have to abort it jesus christ
>>489459612erm
>>489461224Indeed. Must have been the soul of someone who molested children with cancer to deserve this kind of punishment.
>>489461130My question is what is Chris doing in Finland? How did he even get there?
>>489458832If she wasn't Finnish I wouldn't have believed it
Thank God I reproduced before him, hell if I was still a virgin I don't know what this news would've done to me.>>489460810He RECYCLED it! It's healthy bro!
>>489461130Crackers truly need extinction
Imagine finding out that your dad was a lolcow who fucked his own mum. I'd kill myself.
>>489459784>What’s your personality like?Better than a literal motherfucker who jerks off to Sonic the hedgehog.>Are you intimidated by women who have their own education, career and money?Lmao nobody is. Do you think those women are single because nobody will approach them? All women get hit on. Yes all. Even if no other men would there's still Indians. Those women are single because they want to be or because they will never date a man with less money and education. Women simply don't do that. You must be 19 at the oldest.
>>489461506Now you see how we see all of you nig nogs. Fat genetic abominations that walk and talk and consume.
>>489459612That's the most asian looking white people I have ever seen.
>>489461431When the baby is born we need to do his numerology. I'm willing to bet it's going to be full of 4s (karmic debt number)
>>489461359No AnonYou have to rape your mom and go to jailThen women will like you because you're a criminal
>>489460713You know that's exactly what's going to happen.
>>489458832he's going to molest his own child, isn't he?
>>489461727i'm starting to think i don't want women to like me anymore. that if women liked me it would be proof that i'm a bad person.
>>489461690They're called finngols for a reason
absolutely kino, kiwifarms in complete shambles
>>489458832Does Barb know she's cheating on her
>>489461864Shit, I thought it was a meme and not real, lol.Still would.
>Someday that child will grow up to see an extensive documentary highlighting the entirety of his father's life on the internetPoor bastard
>>489461908Barb doesn't know much these days
>>489461807That's expected and it will be awesome (for the memes, not for the kid).
>>489461807Or it'll be one of those cases where the baby dies of neglect because the parents were playing a video game instead of taking care of it.
>>489458832Man, imagine being one of those freaks that spent thousands of hours of their life trying to make this retard miserable. I would honestly kill myself if I was a kiwifarms loser.
>>489462100CPS will absolutely come in and take it away. It will be the one time the state wont slap Chris on the wrist for being a monumental fuck up.
>>489458962
>>489461270wasnt she like a patriot or something?
>>489460810chocolate sauce tastes better but the texture takes some getting used to
>>489459568Will it even be able to talk? Will it genetically adore Sonic?
>>4894596126 7 8 pl0x
>>489458832>>489459500>>489459639Ultimately women just want to be fucked and impregnated by a big hairy thing being made into a wife. There is a reason ugly bastards and monster sex are such popular hentai tropes.
>>489458832will the child be a girl and will its nickname be JULAAAAAAY
women hate boredom the most. chris chan is weird but that beats being boring
https://youtu.be/PXbjfPq_LAQ
>>489458832I haven't kept up with the Chris saga in a while. Last I saw he was in jail for DON'T CALL ANYONE. How did he get out?
>>489458962suomi has fallen
>>489462806i want to believe, i want to believe
>>489460068Would be fucking hilarious if the kid turns out completely normal.Honestly that would actually be even worser, if the kid turns out like him or worser then atleast it can use the autismo power of ignorance over having a literal motherfucker as a father.
>>489461360most people aren't full on fantasyland retarded, anon, and considering the only witnesses to the alleged crime were a senile old woman with memory problems and a full retard
>>489458962if he can do it so can i
Finnish women are mentally ill. I was talking to a "based" finnish girl for a while and she randomly mentioned one night how if niggers werent so stupid she would probably fall for a BBC. I told her bbc was a myth and she showed me several studies to try and prove it. Girl was literally obsessed with nigger penises despite living in finland and being racist. I dont knows going on up there finnbros but get your women in line already. Theyre fucking niggers and chris chan, put an end to that now
Being famous, even as the world's biggest loser, still gives you more status and pull with women than being some wagie
>>489458832https://youtu.be/JaS8DdNfX_4
>>489459784Shut up tranny
>>489459612She's mine!!
>>489458832That’s a typical white couple if I ever saw one. Beautiful. Truly beautiful.
>>489459612roll
>>489458832It should be illegal for autistic "people" to breed. This is fucking disgusting
>>489458832I pray to Freyja that She kills the abomination in the womb.
>>489458962What in the actual fuck is going on in this timeline
>>489458962>>489461130this ain't right
>>489461130Is she like 11 or something, she looks super youngWhich I guess makes sense for Chris
>>489459135>sminemwhat a great guy
>>489458832>women will literally fuck a mom raping tranny retard and conceive his retard baby that he will inevitably rape before committing to a stable relationshipThis only further proves women are giga-retards and should have their rights revoked, Eurochink
>>489462808He was declared too tard for jail and was given community service and a fine. Then he went to jail for the last 3 years for fucking his mom. Then he got out and got a girl pregnant it seems.
>>489459612ROLL
>>489459867>>489460674>>489460718>>489460803didn't he lose his virginity to some prostitute? could've sworn he even tweeted about how she was nice to him or something
>>489461606Nah you're just a racist cracker that needs a bullet to the head.
>>489464310>he fucked snorlaxI'm both disgusted and baffled as to how he pulled that off.
>>489458962Why does she have a police car light on her head?
>>489458832Chris has difficulty separating fiction from reality so I wouldn't trust anything he says unless it's been independently confirmed.
>>489463163She probably got molested. Finland is loaded with pedos. I hope Russia invades them next.
>be tallIs it really just that easy?
>>489464636be quiet nigger boy
ITI-i-itHASFINALLY HAPPENED
>>489461849This ^ I'm gonna throw this in the face of any roastie that tries "yOu doNt gEt laaaaid!" As an argument.
>>489458832Chris actually won. His trolls won't get the sad ending for him they've vied for. It's a miraculous comeback on the same level as Trump's. I'm proud of him.
>>489464789wouldn't that just double the pedophiles?
>>489461130The antichrist will be born
>>489464706She's a frail old woman and he forced himself upon her, multiple times. I think he said every 3 nights for about 3 months. Then the police arrested his ass.
>>489458832>>489458962this is how I know we're just trapped in a higher being's entertainment simulation
>Xir/Xer lesbian gets someone pregnantI thought they were real woman?
i don’t know why it bothers me that my kid who’s due in april is going to be roughly the same age as fucking chris-chan’s kid…
>>489458832My excuse is that my girlfriend is Chinese
Just report him to Child Protection Services.Easy.
>>489458832This honestly upsets me brosHow?Why?
>>489459981weirdly enough i think chris would be a decent, but weird, father. he's a stupid narcissistic asshole but his autistic brain has 100% cooked up what might well end up being a well-regimented child rearing routine. since that child's development will be tempered by its mother, and by state no doubt, and funded by chris-stans, it has a decent shot at life. ultimately i think it's funny that chris-chan, the second most famous schizo, got a finnish gf, the most schizo people on planet earth.
>>489459488How did he manage it? Just asking them out? Insane.
What a world
>>489465278I sent in a report alrdy to CPSHe won't be living a happy life
>>489458962I think this is probably my sign not to care about white people any more
>>489466004You are a sad and pathetic little man
Chris Chan is pretty based for this desu, I think
>>489458832>>489458962No, that can't be right...What?
>>489465953I suppose it's more the elderly that need to avoid him, not kids
>>489458832I don't have a lively personality like himChads play life in tutorial mode
>>489465278yep. and the fact that chris didn't go down what was thought to be the kingcobra but worse route, makes me think he also won't go down the terrible parent route. likely chris is romanticizing parenthood already and will autistically stick to some established child rearing tropes. he won't ever miss a feeding or changing because it will be an omnipresent quest marker for him.
>>489466174Because I don't think a dude who is a troon should have children? Cry harder you cock sucking faggot... Maybe you should go help him? Go give big ol boy some of your plastic chink money. He's going to need it to diddle his kid like he did himself and pillows for years.You clearly are one of his supporters. Go give em your support, you sick cunt.
>>489459612you literally can't lose
>>489458832>chris chan is going to have a kid before youI am both disgusted and impressed. I thought he cut his dick off though?
>>489459612muh dickenstein
>>489458832>Flutter
>>489458832wait, i thought he cut his dick off like the faggot he is
>>489459612idk, roll
>>489459612would all
>>489466565Just file a report to CPS about it.Fuck the noise, anon. The solution is simple.People like Chris should not be able to breed.
>>489459981We all know what's going to happen to the child, if it's a girl, Chris will molest her, and if it's a boy, Chris will pretend it's a girl and molest him.it all ends with the child being taken away from him and him going back to jail.
>>489458832>Chris-Chan bred with a woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_cOaRNqjvQbruhit's so fucking over for me
>>489458832How did this fucker keep failing upwards? He is supposed to be a homeless sex offender. Who the fuck is bailing him out?
>>489458832guys chris beat us. Im gonna kms
>>489458832The prophechised Sonichild will soon be among us but maybe this could be another reason why Chris went to Finland or is possibly moving there. Giving his charges with the incident involving his mother, maybe social services would step in and remove the child if they found out but I imagine legally it's a lot more complicated matter in Europe. >>489458962Fuck it's not fair but Flutter is honestly kind of cute.
No wonder he flew to Finland probably to ask Flutter's parents if he could marry her. This is a fucked situation. The kid is going to be fucked from the jump. This is madness!
>>489458962I love how Chris chan sightings are like Bigfoot sightings, picture quality and all
>>489466717>Who the fuck is bailing him out?The Pretors.
>>489458962Forget about Trump or Musk being the Antichrist...It's that thing
>>489461807my guess is that becoming a father will be the catalyst for him to actually become semi-functional
>>489463236this is the one of the deepest blackpills you can have
>>489466907Chris will never work a job outside of doing commissions.
>>489466717all his weird cultish fans that are still following him after 20 years for some reason
>>489466703Yes!So even if you are not from the US!Go to the Child Protective Services website and just file a report to them in Virginia. Tell them that he has absconded to Finland and that his history clearly shows he is unfit to be a father. Simple.
>>489466830I wonder if they are actually making money out of him.How many donations does he get per stream? Does he have a patreon or something similar?
>>489459612Rolling for the who of whoville (dubs)
>>489466703i have a delusional narcissist skitzo father and it is a nightmare. My childhood was a terrifying nightmare. It will not be good
>>489466992They're troll donations and he makes medallions/donations and signs copies of Sonichu. I'd get a medallion myself but it's a cursed item and my wife said she'd leave me if I ever got one.
Chris Chan W, hopefully this is the start of a long and healthy chapter of his life
>>489458832life is suffering.we exist to be tormented.
>>489466976Dude has literally been enabled by his parents and fan for 40 years
>>489466962he doesn't have to. people hurl money at him for no reason and it will 100x if he has a kid. the way things are going, chris probably bought millions of some shit coin that he will randomly dump during a moon he didn't know was happening and stupidly stare into his screen during a livestream where he's already been showered in hundred of dollars and say "huh. well lookee that. honey i just sold all our shitcoin!"
>>489458962Guess the merged worked. Fucking kek
>>489466962How is that any different form 1000s of Twitter artists? Or artists in general?
>>489459034
>>489467331Most of them actually have talent
Does everyone ITT have a net worth of 6 figs?
>>489461418No. Their prodigy will become the lord emperor (trans) of Finland and bring about the end times. The final product of the Giza mass autism arrays.This is what we chose.
>>489466717>Who the fuck is bailing him out?Everyone who made fun of him and gave him attention made him into what he is now. Chris would have been a regular loser if people weren't so eager to give him attention and made fun of him. The only power and source of livelihood he has in life is the attention gave him to him by all of the idiots around the world, thought idiots would have learnt that by now with Avocado turning his life around but here we are again.
>>489458962The ultimate blackpill for me is that it's literally clout.>height>face>personality>even moneyIrrelevant relative to clout. How many "I'm the ugliest man alive" youtube videos that hit 1+ million views only for the update to be "I have a girfriend now" do we need to see before we understand this?
>>489458832Chris Chan is making believe that chaos magic is real. I can't explain his life any other way, his beliefs are so strong and he's so committed to them that he's actually warping reality. He even creates totems and rituals to channel and focus them.
Jesus fucking christtime to end myselfImagine if this poor kid googles his father
>>489458962So turns out Chris Chan was right all along.What have YOU done with your life, anon?
>A child to be coparented by the polycule of Magichan Sonichu, Rosechu, Chris Chan, Mewtwo, and Flutter ChanUnironically I think the feds are somehow involved in this
>>489458832>>489458962I don't like this timeline anymore
>>4894674617 depending where i am>holy shit, honey, this zimbabwe atm says i'm a millionaire!>$28i guess, technically, i'm a multi-decionaire
>>489467256>>489467256>people hurl money at him for no reasonThat wasn't the case during the Financhu Crisis prior to him getting locked up. The only funds he gets now is the tugboat, troll donations, and whatever he gets after the Praetor LLC takes their cut.>>489467331His infamy is the draw.
>>489458832Finland is part DNA of Mongolia.
>>489458832I bet some autistic finn convinced Chris chan to mail some semen by pretending to be a girl, that would be the most likely scenario, now this dude has chris chan convinced he impregnated a girl and can make all sorts of silly demands.
>>489467461LOL no.
>>489458832>father: Chris-chan>mother: FinngolianChrist alrighty imagine the gigaturboautism this unholy union will bring upon the world
>>489464707Chris makes her wear it as an homage to Ape Escape
>>489458832I thought you meant he bred his mother.
>Boogie won>Chris won>Zyzz dead>Rick deadlolLMAO
>>489464310Fuck me it's been 3 years already?
>>489467461>110k counting my retirement
>>489466564If that's not a tranny name I don't know what is. Yet she is apparently with child.We shall see.
>>489467492lol you really saying fat gay Ukrainian slob nikocabo fagacado is a feel good story of triumph because he got stomach surgery and he's back to being just a frail faggot who gets pounded in his ass by an obese mexican? Fucking brazilians, go dip your jesus cross in some whore's gaped asshole and then suck off a horse you weird macaco fuck
>>489467643>That wasn't the case during the Financhu Crisis prior to him getting locked up.yes, it 100% was. the problem wasn't a lack of donations, it was chris' choice to waste money on actual toys.
nothing on the cwiki yet
And I haven't touched a woman in 6 years
>>489459784disgusting fucking toes
>>489462258Since Trump will get rid of anchor citizenship, the child will have to live in Finland with the mother. Pretty sure Chris Chan will just stay behind in the US, eventually separate, and knock up another woman.What a chad.
>>489467848Go to KF for the time being. >>489467813Don't forget Null being what can be called a Trustee for dumb shit like donations for brony conventions.
you guys seriously believe retard breeding is an accomplishment. Thats just life on ez mode. IM FUCKING DYING IF YOU ENVY BREEDERS LMFAO
>>489458832He actually has good looking facial structure if he wasn't overweight
>>489459784That's a man
Would you trade your life for his ?SpainYes
>>489466349Because you ran to the government like a liberal. Bet you voted Kamala too.It's their child. If they want to raise the autistic anti-christ to end the world, it's their right to do so.
everyone deserves a second chance
>>489467806See you learnt fucking nothing and will live the rest of your life coping that "bigger losers" than you keep making it.
>>489467547well no shitit's always know that women only care about attention, the word has changed but not the meaningclout or attention also scales with moneythat's why you see 10/10s with the ugliest poorfag motherfuckers alive, because they have clout, they have aura, it generates attention from other girls
>>489458832>and I just won
Will the kid get a tugboat at 18?
>>489458832>year of our Lord MMXXIV>chris chan will have an heir before meBeing 37 I used to believe I still had hope, but that notion is now erased. It's actually unironically over for me now.
>>489468042They never had proper family unit, probably why they think their tatted up nigger dad sticking his dick in a woman and flopping on her like a dying fish is some accomplished feat
>>489458832Fucking motherfucker!
>>489459034I might actually kill myself over this.
>42 years old 1/10 homeless and penniless retarded tranny who was in prison for raping his senile old mother knocked up a girl at least 10 years younger and who is like 5 beauty points above compared to him>32 year old 8/10 me who goes to the gym twice a week, speaks Chinese and Japanese, unironically earns 410K roubles as web-developer in Moscow (15K$ PPP monthly), has own apartments and spend his 20s loyaly caring about his mother and sister still has no gfI wish I was lying. God doesnt exist. Karma does not exist.
>>489459139Clout is powerful
>>489465278>His trolls won't get the sad ending for him they've vied forYou really don't know shit about Chris lore. The people that control his money and keep him safe from bad acts are his trolls. Null unironically manages his money and sells his merch. Its them that got him settled after a house fire and helped him with court (At Null's own expense).>I'm proud of him. Its his trolls that fought for his happy ending while all Chris did was rape his mom. Then again you see yourself in the self absorbed man-child so I doubt anything I say will get through.
>The Father, CWC>The Holy Spirit, Sonichu>The Son, CWC-jr (name: ???)at last, the holy trinity is completeare you ready for the next arc in this reality?you are NOT ready for what's coming
>>489468344And yes, I am still a virgin.
>>489468128This was some three digit chance he had.
>>489466174He raped his mother.
>>489467780Based. With the markets ripping hot since Trump won, I'm now in 6 fig hell after just 2 years. Feels good man. Now I feel like everyone must be in 6 fig hell but I don't think it's as common as I thought.
I honestly feel bad for this kid. Its' life is fucked before it even gets started
>>489468344>has own apartments and spend his 20s loyaly caring about his mother and sister still has no gfbasedyou may not get pussy but at least you have my respect
>>489468344Are you like that one bloke on that boy group reality show (Vladislav Ivanov)?
>>489468344The difference between autistic and schizoid
>>489468419godspeed rusbro, we are all gonna make it
>>489466992They manage his money but Chris costs more than he brings in revenue. Its trolls remorse that keeps them sustaining him. Also Null made a literal living over something that started with Chris so I guess he feels he owes it to him.
>>489458832Chris Chan won4chan lostKiwifarms lost
>>489468263Wouldn't this be a hopeful developmet?
>>489468344>32 year old 8/10 me who goes to the gym twice a week, speaks Chinese and Japanese, unironically earns 410K roubles as web-developer in Moscow (15K$ PPP monthly), has own apartments and spend his 20s loyaly caring about his mother and sister still has no gfWomen don't care about any of this shit.>t. mid 30s lifetime NEET married to a top earner qt 3.14
>>489468344Same, 37 here. This thread has been more demoralizing that any redpill thread I've ever read. I don't even care about looks; I just want a kind woman who at least humors my hobbies, is loyal, and doesn't want to spent most of her time outside socializing.
>>489466827kek
>>489458832>I'm a bigger loser than Chris
>>489468560Forgot to mention she's a decade younger than me.
>>489468222Maybe Chris-chan is setting a trend, like when he did the first let's play. Maybe, he's just the first autistic to complete his lovequest in the age of Aquarius.
>>489466827i lol'd
Wait aren't you guys married? I've been married for coming up on 5 years but we are getting a house before we have a kid.
>>489468546Retards like you really should be quit. Its trolls from 4chan and Kiwi farms that have been managing his money and helping him manage his life. Null (owner of KF) has spent literal tens of thousands on the tard.
Fucking KEK. Chris has unironically won.
>>489466827Kind of have to be after whatever anti-doxxing counseling program he was in prison taught him.
>>489468344>goes to the gym twice a week5 times or bust, faggot.3 hours per week is barely maintenance. Post arms. Plus, you live in Russia which is at least 8 points below anyone living in the US. Plus-plus there are tons of 30+ leftovers in Japan and China, sounds like you are just a sperg with no drive.
>>489468344Do roids, that’s how the white man beats tyrone
>>489466131kek
>>489458832I did NOT have this on my bingo cardwhat the fuck is this timeline?!?stolen for posterity https://www.polnewscentral.com/chris-chan-bred-a-white-girl
>>489468527Evidently.No one has an excuse anymore I guess.
>>489458962If he can find someone, how defective I must be
>>489459612>must wait 900 seconds to find out who your finnfu is....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>489468960Tbh his standards are low and if not Flutter he would have hooked up with Fiona at Everfree Northwest bronycon.
>>489459135I feel incredibly bad for that poor future child. If it doesn't get fucked from the start due to piss poor genetics, it's still gonna have a very rough life. If it's a girl, Finland's version of CPS needs to get it the fuck away from them. We've already seen some of the shit CWC can be talked into, there's no way there won't be someone trying to talk that fucker into something depraved involving his child.What do you think the odds are of this kid surviving until adulthood?
>>489467547moneys still #1
>>489458962Thankfully someone posted my face >>489466884Fuck man, I try to tune this guy out and here I am again. Unreal.
>>489468675>Null (owner of KF) has spent literal tens of thousands on the tard.Now thats sad. KEK
>>489467547>blackpillThis should be the greatest white pill of all. Clout is literally one of the only things you can control and build up in this world
This thread is just like Nikka Avocado losing weight. Good ol CIA demoralization. Why do you think they give them a platform? It's to let you gloat over how pathetic they are, then the government gives Me Avocado free Ozempic pens, or hooks Chris Chan up with a glownigger. All theatrics to make you give up and kill yourself. lmao
>>489468960It is extremely easy to groom impressionable zoomers online. How do you think the tranny epidemic happened?Zoomers girls will instantly spread their legs for somebody 20 years older as long as you have even a basic capacity for communication. Literally anything is an upgrade from zoomer boys to them.Should you do that though? Of fucking course not but it's there and that's how chrischan got laid without having to rape his mom again.
>>489461130>girl is a lolichecks out
>>489468960It's literally audacity I'm convinced, you live in a world of plenty but don't even know it. Chris probably groomed her on discord. Chris discordmaxxed and won.
>>489469205She's just young looking. Bitch is in her 30s.
>>489469146I am legit happy for chris though.
>>489459784Shouldn’t you be in a trench?
>>489469146Someone post the photo of him wearing gloves and doing the Baphomet pose.
>>489459612D-roll
>>489459612Lets go
>>489458962Chad
>>489465183I have always played "hard to want" and its always worked out for me. Girls love a project man.
>>489459301https://x.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1860785114910953628?s=19
>>489468643Hey, you might be right! Thanks, that was uplifting.
>>489458962He won
>>489469128This. Definitely a whitepill. I can demonstrate it true in another way. All these billionaire beta males get divorced. Why? Because their clout dries up in the mind of the woman. Better to take half and run than stay with some exposed cloutless beta, even if he's got billions.
>>489458832>>489458962>>489461130THE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGINGCHRIS CHAN WAS RIGHT
>>489467461easily, would be 7 figure if I moved to OZ, NZ, or one of the PIIGS.
>>489469146>Chris chan getting laid is CIA demoralizationholy kek, now that's a quote I'll never forget
>>489464633That's what was claimed, yes. I wanna say this was around 2011 or 2012. There's no actual proof of this from anybody besides Chris himself though, so take that for whatever its worth.
>>489468344>>489468581I need a step by step guide on how this motherfucker managed to achieve this. I'm not even kidding. If he can get a gf, a normal dude like me should be able to get one too.
>>489459784I find it amazing how people can see this image and delude themselves that this is actually a woman and that women like this exist in real life.
Hang on a minute who is the father in this scenario or is Chris going to lie and claim the Sonichild was immaculately conceived
>>489469981Popular and confident
>>489469755if you lived here you'd go broke, you can't handle life without goyslop or drinking or using a clothes dryer
>>489458962Zoomettes are extremely mentally ill kekThis one in particular has arrested development + daddy issues and was groomed by this troon
>>489469274He should not be a parent.
>>489469274Why? That child is in ahead for some immense suffering.>father is chris-chan (extremely autistic)>mother is Finnish (autistic)Even if it somehow passes the tism dice roll, there is going to be unrelenting series of 'get your life fucked' checks for the rest of its life.>have to somehow avoid being molested>have to somehow avoid being targeted by kiwi-troons>have to somehow avoid being raised together with 'normal' troons>have to avoid anyone, ever, knowing about your family and where you come from>have to avoid getting dumped into special needs classes>have to somehow find a positive role model in life, your parents will be on gibsI can't imagine a worse fate than to be born to this
>>489470198No I mean a literal step by step guide. Even if he was popular and confident, what exactly did he do to get a gf? Just started randomly messaging his female viewers? WHAT IS IT????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA&ab_channel=Incept
>>489470400I'm guessing she's autistic and is into one of the things he's an authority on. Step 1 is raping your mother btw
>>489469981Literally just talk to girls.That's literally it.The hotter they are the lonelier and more prone to having a neurosis they are.Find one a decent looking one with a weird one like my wife.My wife is a literal 9.5/10 but most guys wouldn't talk to her AND she is super paranoid about any hairs on her body and thinks she has too think of body hair. (she doesn't)I am HAIRY AS FUCK, I am talking my dad was a fucking Bigfoot.Found out my the girl (who is now my wife) had this huge paranoia about her body hair.One day I drop the fact that I am "super paranoid about how hairy I am" to her.She is like OMG I am hairy too. She shows me her stomach, I can see like 3 tiny blonde hairs.I just said "WOW, just stay close to me and no one will ever know....."Been married for two decades and impregnated her many times.She still thinks she is hairy, and I let her believe it.
>>489462318She made Chris buy her Nazi memorabilia either because she actually is a Nazi or she was just an edgy teenager who thought that stuff was cool, edgy and shocking.
>>489470619ugly duckling syndrome
>>489469981he has fame and money
>>489470250I cook all my own food, don't hardly drink, and air dry my clothes.I live rural and do most stuff for myself.Your move.
>>489458832>Be Chris-Chan>Groomed into giving your dementia ridden elderly mother oral sex>Go to jail>Released>Date mentally ill adult Loli>Cum in her>Make a babyI am so fucking concerned for the baby. Imagine gaining sentience around 1-2 years old and your father is some hyper autistic gooner with big fat tits sitting shirtless on the family couch. "Da da, play toys?" "I'm ma ma. We will play ponys and legos. Do they fit in your no no?" "Ma pa why."Please end this nightmare.
>>489470505How does a normal nigga like me get a gf? I see so many couples in real life I just don't understand how they met or under what circumstances they became a couple.>>489470619NIGGA YOU'RE NOT HELPING. Just talk to girls makes NO SENSE. I've heard this advice a thousand times before. In what situations should I be having that kind of conversation? At work it's not appropriate, at a club (like a chess club) in college it's not appropriate, in class if she gets weirded out you have to spend the entire semester being awkward. TELL ME A CONVERSATION STARTER RIGHT NOW.>>489470787Again, even if he had that how did he approach her? This is the part that's baffling me.
>>489470788all right come on over then unless you're the type who brags about grinding
>>489470821It's evil that society lets these things happen.Kiwifarms the gangstalking site needs to be shut down as a starter.>>489470871she probably approached him then he groomed her.
>>489470821lmao true, it will come out autistic and retarded as fuck anyway
>>489470902>she probably approached himWell I've failed at step 1 then lol.
>>489458832I can only imagine what kind of mental illness that Fingolian girl has.
>>489470871I don't know how to get a girl, do things where there are girls (group fitness classes maybe), and pretend to be someone who likes having fun?
>>489470871>At work it's not appropriateYou sure that's not just a shit test?>I might get fired by crazy HR!Womp womp, company was dogshit anyway
>>489458962Nice he got the good ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ
>>489471113It's not a good ending. It's nightmare fuel weimar.
>>489471016Dude there are middle schools everywhere.
>>489471016You're telling me all these couples I see in real life met in female dominated spaces which men hate, like zumba classes?>>489471102Nigga even if it doesn't go to HR, if she rejects you and word gets out everyone will look at you like you're some sort of creep.
>>489470876No fucking way, I have thought about it in the past but WAAAAY to many liberals for my liking in NZ.Yes America is pozzed, but when shit finally goes down there will be conservative states banding together as the nation breaks up.Anyone in NZ is trapped on liberal hell island.Also, my money goes further in the US, land prices are atrocious in NZ. In the midwest I can get a 3 hectare farm for 1/3 of what it would cost in NZ.Also, the maori are not something I want to deal with. Yes there are niggers in America, but they are scared of going to rural places as they will just disappear.You got nowhere to run from the maori in NZ.Why do you come here mate?
>>489458962He fucking won.Holy shit.
>>489468344based stats.
>>489471175yeah but not quite zumba or something so humiliating. Places like the lighter crossfit gyms
>>489461224My fucking sides.Will Chris end up giving birth to the true Star Child that will bring order to the sky and grass?
>>489471219Yeah it fucking sucks here I just noticed you said you'd bump to 7 fig here but in reality life will be harder in almost every way. One thing is our weather is nice and mild, not like USA where summer is a hellscape
>>489471336Okay. I go to a gym already, it's a gym inside a university campus in a college town. How do I approach women? I feel like they get weirded out. What do I start the conversation with and how do I keep it going?
>>489470272Flutter isn't a zoomer.
>>489461118Someone green line this.
>>489471295Russia has way more chicks than guys too, he's just got zero game or appeal
>>489466827Fucking KEK
How could this happen. This truly must be the end of days
>>489458962CERN got way too much funding this year.
>>489458962This still doesn't disprove hypergamy, by the way.This zoomette was likely raised on the internet. CWC is internet-famous and much taller than her. She's dating """up""", in a very twisted and corrupted clownworld kind of way.Thanks a lot kikes
>>489459612holy shit give me a nine Kek, just this one roll Kek
