>>489595661By having good genes. My genes would adapt to a nuclear holocaust.
>>489595661by moving out of the way
be nipponese
>>489595661with a proper fallout shelter
idk. same way you survive a tooth fairy or a santa claus or an easter bunny.
>>489595661by listening
>>489595661Just shake it off, shake it off -T.SwiftEasier if you belong to the root races
Been playing some dark souls recently. Just before the nuke hits, I plan to roll out of the way. In the I-frame I should survive the blast.If we all time this right we should be ok.
>>489595661By raiding your mother's closet.
>>489595661By mot provoking a midget with thousands of them on the other side of the world just because your jewish massonic bankers want to keep the world hegemony and control the central bank over there.
Nukes are more scared of you than you are of them.
Being Turkish
>>489595661Duck and cover, anon. Didn’t they cover that when you were in school? WTF are they even teaching kids nowadays?
>>489595661By blasting it with piss
>>489595824Is a basement sufficient enough to act as a fallout shelter?
>>489595998Now that’s just crazy talk
>>489595844if nukes do not exist, what caused the background radiation levels to spike worldwide in the 60s (if it wasnt the nuke tests, what was it? why is there a need for low-background steel in sensitive equipment?
>>489595661become the nukeI. AM. ATOMIC.
By sucking the melanin off a BBC.
You don’t have to do anything. The UAPs will disable it.
>>489596119no retard lmao
>>489595661Would create a suit made of tungsten and lead for my roamings, finding a source of clean water, probably underground.
>>489596119Just take a door off its hinges, prop it up against an interior wall, and cover the side openings with a sheet. You’ll be good to go!
>>489596119blast? Maybefallout? No
>>489595731roach detected.
I'm not a 1pbtid I'm just having a drink and listening to your thoughts.
>>489596222
>>489595661Stay inside under a blanket in a closet and eat iodine salt. Duct tape clothes and blankets to the walls. Wait as long as you can before going outside
>>489595661just b yourself
>>489595661You don't..
Nobody can nuke us in America. It’s against international law.
>>489595661By being as far away from it as possible when it detonates.
>>489595661By pulling a Greg Samsa and becoming a roach
>>489595661by not being in the blast radiuslive in bumfuck nowhere that wont see too much fallout and start a farm
>>489596197but like what if that is the equivalent of pulling the earth over and a particular type of rubicon that is quite sobering and possibly consequential
>>489595661Nukes are fake
>>489596448you could ask this about literally any event. you could even use GOD instead of ALIENS for the same effect in the question.
>>489595661So glad you asked...
>>489595661by existing, because nukes don't.
>>489595661Easy. You don't worry about it. Nukes are fake.
>>489596368Imagine the sanctions.The horror. The horror…
>>489595661how was it like growing up without needing those eye-coverings they are selling for sleeping during airplane travel?Pre-mass-migration live mus have been like paradise on earth
I was chosen by God to be fashioned into a tool to slay his enemies. I do not have to fear nukes for I can only be killed once God wills it.
>>489596758Of all replies, I did not expect eye mask seethe. What's your fucking problem?
>>489596555based chadow enjoyer
>>489596601>>489596471>HAY GUYS>YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS EVIL SPIRITS RIGHT?>ALSO AIR IS NOT REAL>PRESSURE DOESN'T EXIST>MACHINERY AND ELECTRONICS AREN'T REAL TOO. IT'S AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY MASS SUGGESTION>YOU ARENT REALLY ON TE INTERNET RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE BEING PSYOPED, COMPUTERS DONT EXIST>ALSO EARTH FLAT & VAGINAS ARE A CONSPIRACY THEORY
>>489595661By not being a little bitch boo hoo a little radiation isn’t gonna do anything to me I’m not a pussy
>>489595989How fat is that dude's mother that he is able to fit into her clothes?
Very easily, because nukes unironically and quite literally don't exist.
>>489595735/thread
>>489595661
>>489596119Your basement is essentially just a shallow hole with paper and air over top as protection. You'll die.
>>489595661Right with Jesus Christ.
>>489595998Kek
>>489595661depends how close to the blast.if at ground 0, convert into light, and you'll become immune.if you can't convert into light, rip.if you are at a distance and are more worried about the falloutdownload the dlc and read the tutorials.but if you can't do that (radiation/emp interference) just remember what we taught you and you should be fine. (if you dont know, it's too late for you)
>>489596894>I did not expect eye mask seethe. What's your fucking problem?At a certain level of eye-nerve radiation the brain enters the sphere/consiousness of the dead.If you want to keep your eyes in the "reality" you better have eye-covering.
>>489596110comsboomers are the nukes, and when they go nuclear they end up killing everyone insight (as seen with all the reports of husbands killing their wives/children and so on)the "duck and cover" was litterally telling the kids, "run away and hide from your boomer dad, or he's going to slaughter you like your mother."
>>489596182there was no increase in background radiation in the 60's. that myth was debunked in the 90's ffs. the equipment used to monitor the bgr was wildly inaccurate.ffs nukes are not real. they never were. stop living in fear. we cant afford to keep pumping up the mil-ind complex
>>489596368you obviously haven't read the bylaws, jews are immune from international laws and can't be tried in international courts.
>>489595661Hide under your blanket and stay until morning.https://youtu.be/wCQfkEkePx8
>>489595661You don't survive, no one will survive, thousands of nukes will destroy the atmosphere, nuclear plants will melt down, nuclear winter will kill all plants, radiation will derange all genetics, the planet will be left barren. Fagots that get to a bunker will starve or suffocate soon after.
>>489599154Oh okay.
>>489595661That's the neat part: you don't.
>>489599679yes, we all saw the meme >>489596327
>>489595661Live 20 miles from the nearest jew
>>489595661move out of Israel
>>489596471when they say nukes, they mean people, boomers.that's what mkultra was all about, creating a bioweapon (boomers) that could be activated with a key phrase (muh 14 keys).the trump elections were about these keys being leaked, and they were wondering who leaked them and who had them and had been working tirelessly to capture the mole responsible. (they didn't capture him)so as a last result, they are "decommissioning the nukes" (killing off the nukes) and changing the "activation keys" (they aren't, they're just claiming they are, they are actually just changing the way the keys will be presented)HH was the cypher to break enigma.they're hoping that whoever broke this gens enigma is the one who'll lead the charge through "the red sea" rather than sink them in it.
Great replys guys. I've learned a lot. Love you.
>>489595661Move to somewhere far away from strategic targets in the mid west or southwest. Have a lead lined underground shelter with air filtration systems, with a few years worth of freeze dried / dehydrated meals that just need a bit of water, a few hundred cases of bottled water. Have a faraday cage filled with a couple laptops, a few 4 tb SSHD's filled with a few years worth of movies, tv, videogame roms / emulators, porn, a few thousand music mp3's, family photos, digital books, how to manuals for farming, first aid / basic medical care manuals, a solar generator / battery. Have a few cheap solar panels. A CB, multi-ban shortwave radio and durable high gain antenna would help.After the nukes drop and your Geiger counter indicates the fallout's ended, have a lead lined radiation suit ready to slip into and go outside, see how things faired. Might help to have some drones in your faraday cage so you can get a 360 eyeview of what's going on a few miles away, see if that's any roving bands of marauders you have to worry about trying to steal your survival gear.
>>489595661Stand at ground zero and tank that shit, don't be a pussy
>>489599292>there was no increase in background radiation>it was deboonked!yes there was bro look it up and look up low b background steel
>Ctrl+f fridge>0 resultsNu-/pol/ really is just a bunch of zoomer faggots, isn't it?
>>489595661Kek newfags don't know how to survive basic nuclear blast from 15 megatons or more hydrogen bomb. I'm a nice guy so here's the trick : wrap yourself in aluminium foil, at least two layers. Turn your back to the explosion, don't look at the light, place yourself behind a wall and far from the windows and contract your muscles while opening your mouth when you are hit by the blast. I was often hit by nuclear bombs when I was younger and it never worried us more than that thanks to these few techniques.
>>489596408Nice one
>>489596274nigger detected
>>489595661A mile underground5400' at least.nuclear powerhaven't you watched Dr. Strangelove?May seem strange (LOL), but He spells it out near the end.
>>489600551>SSHDyou lost alreadythey are only good for about 5 yearsif you want persistence you need optical media, like paper or DVDs
>>489595661Duck, and cover
>>489595661by living in a neutral country.
>>489601505it helps to lie down if you have the time
>>489601791based turtle appreciator
>>489595661>nukes>Fake>gay
>>489601855Yes indeed, I see you're a connaisseur. But sometimes wrap yourself in aluminium foil can be a long process especially if you are untrained or a iodine pill virgin.
>>489601947a simple white bedsheet, covering from head to toe, will do in a pinchif you have a few friends around you can cuddle together and peek out from under the tarp to watch the afterglow, we used to love to do that when we were kidsI get headaches from the iodine pills though, wish there was some other way
>>489595661turn 360» and walk away
>>489602270I know and it's true that it's more fun, especially with some friends, but the fabric doesn't protect as well as the aluminum foil in my opinion. When in doubt, this is why I always contract my muscles to prevent radiation from entering my body. We often did this during our '' hide and blast '' games on Bikini Atoll and except a few rash I never got anything.
>>489602735I can't say I enjoy radiation burns but they are severely overrated as a cause of death or permanent injury in popular culturethe real danger is the thermal flash, which may blind and burn you and make it impossible for you to extract yourself from the aftermathagainst that a white bedsheet is just enough - of course we had nice high thread count linen bedsheets growing up, modern plastic ones are to be avoided, they may even melt and stick to youpic related, a guy who got his "civil defense" scout badge very early
>>489595661By not being somewhere that gets nuked.
If you're outside of the fireballs and acute radiation poisoning zones you'll probably starve to death surprised at how the apocalyptic shit you were sold all your life doesn't really exist.
>>489596187Underrated isekai
>>489597139What's the point of convincing normies anyway?Just get together 20-50 people, build a remote community away from the normies, you don’t have to be Amish, etc... but a greater degree of autonomy and independence from the state would be very useful.As a result, when something happens, you will find yourself surviving within a community of like-minded people... and billions of normies will simply die
>>489603075I completely agree with what you say anon. Beside that, it's a pleasure to discuss with someone who knows their subject. Ultimately, the problem is people like OP, whose lack of basic knowledge of how to survive a nuclear explosion greatly increases mortality and makes these bombs appear more dangerous than they really are. And it's because of this that many people don't realize that, at the end, a hand grenade is probably more dangerous than a hydrogen bomb of 15 megatons or more.
What the fuck why am I Canadian?
>>489603605Sanjay don't panic you just forgot to shut off your VPN. And no, the 'V' does not stand for vagene....
>>489603255it goes flash>>>thermal>blast>>prompt radiation>fireballa single detonation at 8kft on a cloudy day can easily blind millions
you can't, snake
>>489603437grenades are everywhere, a 15MT bomb is a purely theoretical risk unless you live in Mezhgorye or some shit
>>489595661Shaping aluminium foil into a hat shape will repel radiation in large area around your head
There's a guy at my work who always brag about one of his colleagues who is a prepper. He plans to steal hir resources. I'm just waiting for him to steal from his colleague and then steal from my own colleague when the time comes.
>>489595661Easy. Be the one firing the missile
>>489604055Wrong thread sorry
>>489595661Not being in a fucking city for starters
>>489595661Do this
>>489597139You're using some fucked up form of reverse psychology to attempt to group Nukes not being real with these other things. Nukes not being real aren't guilty by association to these other things you are utilizing just because you linked some subverted meme picrel you degenerate faggot. We get it, it's over the target. https://web.archive.org/web/20190116001150/http://www.big-lies.org/nuke-lies/www.nukelies.com/forum/mobile-nuke.html
>>489595661I wanna be in the epicenter.
>>489605942I would split her nucleus if you know what I mean
>>489596119Depends how far from the blast. And how much fallout there is.At a certain distance the main problem is mostly just radioactive dust contamination. It really helps not to get dust on yourself. And the radiation from the dust isn't too intense and can be partially blocked by walls and earth. So staying in the basement helps.Before the fallout comes you should shovel dirt over the windows and as much as you can over exposed walls.And if you have to go out, avoid doing so when it's windy and try not to get any dust inside. Cover yourself with some kind of cloak that doesn't gather dust. Wear a mask to reduce how much dust you inhale. Unironically a little paper mask like they made people wear during the coof would actually help there. Don't drink contaminated water, etc.None of this would matter if you're near the blast though. Basement is only good enough against light fallout.
5 grams of meth laced with fent
>>489605571shut up, retard
who caresas far as im concerned the universe stops existing once I do, therefore the universe will keep me alive so long as it wants to continue
>>489595661Get below ground put on some CBRN gear, stock up on iodine pills and clean water, once nukes go off stay underground for at least 48 hours, keep a shortwave radio for situational awareness and have maps and a compass on hand, know how to use them, then try to see if their is some refuge you can go to because you're fucked otherwise in most cases.
>>489610014Also get a Geiger counter.
>>489595661Dodge roll.
>>489595661you dont have to. nukes are fake and gay.
>>489595661Just say “Still voting Trump” and the radioactive fallout will not hurt you.
>>489595661>bunch of retards on anime/manga site ignore the obvious solutionfucking election tourists
>>489595661>How do you survive a nuke?By being reincarnated. Assuming you can still be reincarnated when 100% of your atoms have been removed from this universe.
>>489595661With a positive mental attitude, faggot.
>>489608241How much fent though? What's the ratio Kennith oh oh ?
>>489595731Godzilla hands typed this
>>489595661Rollin yourself in Aluminum foil
>>489595824Fallout shelter != bomb shelter>>489595661Inside an old lead lined refrigerator
>>489595661Lay on the ground face away from the nuke and open your mouth
>>489595661You tear everything out of the fridge and dive in there and shut the door. Then you don't come out of it for 3 weeks.
>>489599361>jews are immune from international laws and can't be tried in international courts.Plus, once your dick is mutilated by a rabbi who sucks you off, you magically become radiation-proof!
>>489595661If you live within 20 miles of any Air Force bases, Army depots or major naval ports, youre a deadman likely before you or right as you figure out what is happening, unless you get a warning, then you can panic for 15-30 mins before you die. You could scramble for cover and try your luck in a nuked city and all the fun that brings, but I wouldnt recommend it. If you didnt prep for nuclear war, and you survive one, you will wish you hadnt. Im not even talking about the turbo cancer youll likely develop, the struggle for shelter, food and water will be the death of you before radiation.If you live 30-40 miles away you still have a bad time ahead. Survivors reaching your area will scheme, loot and kill to keep surviving. There will not be enough to go around for the first few years, you will likely be pitted against your rural neighbors for food and water, when either you or they have a failure in supply. If you dont live in the middle of nowhere with at least a modicum of prep, youre probably going to die.80-90% of the USA will be killed in total. 30-35% of the world will die.Many more will suffer.It is the Great Filter.Buckle up, space dust.
>>489595661Unless your about 10 km from the blast you have nothing to worry about. If you have 5 minutes warning go somewhere underground like a stormwater drain, you have to get away from an intense heat blast for a few minutes. Modern weapons are designed to have as little waste as possible so that shouldn't be too much of a danger. They are billion $ weapons, they won't want to fire them on the dump you live in anyway.
>>489615070This man know the truth.
>>489595661Just be yourself
>>489595661You block at the right time.
>>489595731That's jus the ending to a canticle for Leibowitz by Walter m miller
>>489595735yes, I agree, if a nuke goes off and you lose your car keys, forget it, they're gone.
>>489595661you need to have a mineshaft, preferably somewhere thats either deep or is rich in lead. There are also other ways, but they're not very applicable for everyone.
>>489595661Living in some backwater + having radiation proof cellar, supplies and Geiger counter
>>489595731This nigger would die first
>>489597139Evolution is fake
its pretty easyjust jump over the radiation wave
>>489595661You don't. Or you live in rural South America.
>>489595661watch the movie Threads it has the best info for surviving nukes
>>489595661living a mile underground
