Launch detected… It’s been a pleasure gentlemen
>>489736714source?
>>489736714>Detect missile launch>Run to 4chan to post about itNah
>>489736714Yes, this is true. I literally died right now.
life is too shitty to be that good
A nuke just flew over my house.
>>489736714ground zero in 2 weeks
>>489736714crosses fingers, don't get my hopes up
>>489736841David Schmelzer
>>489736937that's what i would do t b h
>>489736937>>489736396
>>489737208ah
>>489737205same
>>489737287im so happy we have kikes, their enablers, and jeets
>>489736714You got me there for a second but then I was reminded that infact nothing ever happens.
>>489736714A nuclear ballistic missile from Russia just flew over my house
>>489736714Putty poo can't and won't do shit, all the oligarchs families live in the west because Russia is a third world shit hole in fact they are lucky vigilantes haven't made them a mark yet.
Thank God. I'm so tired
>>489736714That's a cool larp.Bumped for effort.
>>489736937This is actually the best decision, niggerfaggot.
>>489736714Ah, so I am dead right now?Interesting.
>>489736714can confirm. a detected launch just flew over my house.
Loving the jokes and everything but I don't know what I'd do if this shit really happens Like, imagine seeing in the distance a bright light, then a fireball coming at incredible speed torwards you I'd tell myself "for FUCKS sake, all of this because of fucking UKRAINE ?"
>>489736714>15 minutes ago>nothing is happening Fake and gay
>>489737840omae wa shinderu>>489737777czeched
>9/11/24You forgot to edit/change the other dates
>>489737840Yeah, you're now a niggerghost
>>489736714
>>489737777Holy
>>489737942nothing you can really do. if you survive and don't have 3rd degree burns or cancer, what world will you inherit? it would be godless and medieval
>>489737942>I don't know what I'd do if this shit really happens>flagyou will be instantly vaporized, don't worry about it too much, you will feel nothing, not even the heat
BIG BLACK MISSILES FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>489737942anon Ukraine needs legal poopie dick with brown migrants.
>>489738090>>489738167Fucking UKRAINE
Finally.
>>489736714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La9Jekw3cDQ
>chidd david schmelzeroy veyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>489738378that should be the last scene in the 4chan movie
>>489736714Are they launching deez nuts?
>>489738265Dont be a chud, the piggies are fighting for your freedom to import muslimes and have gay sex, you should be proud to die for democracy too or are you a fucking antidemocratic russian nazi? being atomically microwaved is part of being a proud democratic western European.
>>489736937It's what I would do because I don't have any social media accounts.
>>489736714This is originated from SK, which means the missiles are probably coming from the Far East. Are they doing an ICBM test?(Nice message delivery system btw, are you a pilot?)
>>489738801London
>>489736714https://x.com/Alex_Oloyede2/status/1861555741389131840>The Russian MoD has ordered the Airspace over Nuclear ICBM launch sites in Kapustin Yar be closed till Nov 30th.Careful what you poke...
>>489738801Paris. Fuck the french.
>>489736714>Lunch detectedwhere
>>489737777Holy macaco digits batman, é o que parece João, é o que parece
>>489738691Sorry that NOTAM was from Japan I was retarded
>>489738801>>489738903>>489739093>no Tel Aviv>no washington DC>no Manhattan>no Los Angelesyou slippin /pol/
>>489736714It was actually from Norf korea
>>489738801tel aviv
>>489739342I'm not American
>>489737777>the quads have sopken
>>489739427and? the jews are the enemy of all mankind
>>489739562There's too many Jews in the world to be dealt with by just nuking Tel Aviv, if i fix my country first by removing the center of Jewish influence then we can start rebuilding
>>489736714Oh shit, it's sister fucking time
>>489736937Pretty much the second thing I'd do, right after praying it was headed for Detroit.
>>489737196I hope it's on its way to London
>>489739342>>no washington DC>>no Manhattan>>no Los Angelesnuking those shitholes would actually benefit the Americans lmao
>>489738801Kiev
>>489736941I hope you are ok.
>>489738801My house.
>>489737777Ouchies.
>>489738801Rio de Janeiro ftw, I wanna see the carioca barbecue
>>489739748isnt Detroit a dead city now? Like every other big city has way more undesirables/corruption
>>489737942There was that Japanese guy that survived one blast, went to work the next day to explain his absence, then got blasted a second time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi#Nagasaki_bombing
Nuke Houston pls.
Fucking off by one, seriously?
>>489737777Praise for the Fire
>>489736714OMG LAUNCH DETECTED JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!! ITS REAL!!
>>489737942Just take iodine and close your windows
>>489738801Seattle, WA
>>489740195>He died on 4 January 2010, in Nagasaki at the age of 93impressive desu
>>489738801my house.
>>489736714>brit flagYou should be scared shitless right now.
>>489737777Based monkey man, keep on dancin
>>489738801DC
>>489736841L-98W
>>489740195Yeah well that's assuming i'm going to work if a nuclear device hits my country You best believe ima go to a pet shop and fuck the first bunny i see, always wanted to do that shit
>>489737208>(((David Schmelzer)))
>>489737777Jackpot
>>4897379421. Turn off the breaker in your house, assuming your house survives and you still own it, the wires won't be fried.2. Cover your cellphone/radio in aluminum foil. You can take it out about 30 seconds after the nukes stop.3. Fill up tubs and sinks with water.4. Get bug out bag, prepare to bunker down for weeks or make escape if you're feeling risky.5. Avoid windows, plug up door sills, tell your animals to stop barking.5. ??? That's about all you can do, this assumes you aren't vaporized or blown away. You should survive at least a week with that.
>>489740982rookie
>>489740787>You best believe ima go to a pet shop and fuck the first bunny i see, always wanted to do that shitI can see now where most leafs get their behaviour from
>>489740195>japanese work ethic>>489740787god your dick must be tiny. have you tried a vole?
>>489737197The missile will fly around during that entire time (really). When it flies over your house, you can go outside (or not) and get an "instant suntan". Also your house will get a sun tan.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto
>>489740982Brother I live in Paris, if he presses the big red button I'm FINISHED
>>489741498Try to make a funny pose so at least you leave an amusing shadow on the pavement
>>489741069That advice will work for 95% of the people who aren't immediately killed.Alternatively, you can try yelling at the mushroom cloud to deter it from coming closer, dont forget to make your body look larger than it normally is.
>>489741676
>>489741676lmao either that or> whip your cock out so future generations can admire your schlong
>>489736937Posting on 4chan during a nuclear missile alert is a better choice than ejaculating inside your own sister
>>489737942Assuming you're outside the blast radius, hunker down for the next 24/48 hours. Put a plate or some other clean white surface outside to measure fallout and see how much it coming down/when it stops. Obviously don't breathe it in or let it make direct contact with you. From that point, secure shelter, medical supply, and food/water, and just don't be dumb about it. Top 24 inches or so of soil will need to be removed before farming can begin again, don't go near when they bombs hit, etc., if for whatever reason you're a retard and do try to visit the hot zone, use TDE to minimize the amount of exposure you take. T is time, spend as little time as possible in the hot zone. D is distance, stay as far from the center as possible. E is exposure, keep as much material between you and the radiation as possible, such as buildings. The less exposed you are the better. Learn how the effects of radiation look and feel, it's an invisible killer. Watch out for other people, they will be just as desperate as you for supplies and will be desperate enough to become visible killers. As usual, don't trust the government because at best that'll earn you a one way ticket to a tent city filled with crime and rape. Optional bonus objective, film what you can when you can, that footage will be a gold mine for later analysis if the pieces ever get put back together.
>>489737942>Like, imagine seeing in the distance a bright light, then a fireball coming at incredible speed torwards youEnjoy watching the show...>appreciate that you will die in a few secondsps. why suddenly so many frog anons are scared shitlles?did granny tranny fucker gib zelezhid nuclear tipped jopedos?
>>489742118>Put a plate or some other clean white surface outside to measure fallout and see how much it coming down/when it stops.clever
>>489741498Probably. Putin wants the UK dead more than France but your chances aren't great. When you commute to work/school or just go out for groceries, keep an eye on places you can bunker down. They're everywhere: parking garages, concrete stairwells, etc. The rest is on you to carry the bare minimum so you can atleast get home or escape.
>>489736714>img2texttime: 2024-11-27 17:42:08icao: A290F3rego: N2545Utype: B77Wsource: L-98Wmil/civ: 00map: redactedmsg: AES:A290F3 GES:D0 2 .N2645U QUNDCULA~1MSG FROM DISPUA857-11 KSFO ZSPDUA /OV N4142 E17848 /TM 2342 /FL380 /TP B788 /TB LFT OCNL MOD /RM LGTOCNL JOLTS OF MOD WSI:AALARP UAL 875 3753N 17802E 2345 F370 MS50 040/013KT TB LIGHT SK CLEAR ICNONENEW NOTAMS ARRIVED:P5156/24 NOTAMNQ)RJJJ/QWMLW/IV/B0/W/000/999/3310N1411E999A)RJJJ B)2409112222 C)2409132222ESTE)ALL ACFT TO COMMUNICATE BY CWP AND/OR NP HF WI FUKUOKA FIRREQUESTED TO KEEP LISTENING WATCH FOR THE HF FREQ TO BE PROVIDED INFO CONCERNED LAUNCH OBJECT NUCLEAR BALLISTIC MISSILE FORM RUSSIAF)SFC G)UNLZ0952/24 NOTAMNQ)RKRR B)2409112215 C)2409121500E)MISSILE LAUNCHED FROM RUSSIAIN INTEREST OF AVIATION SAFETY, WI FIR ALL ACFT ARE STRONGLY ADVICES TO KEEP LISTENING TO THE FREQUENCY AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION OF ATCF)SFC G)UNLCHIDD DAVID SCHMELZER
>>489742633>CHIDDchidd checked
>>489736714>1 hour and 12 minutes ago/pol/ was wrong again
im a zoomer bros... idk... i see abunch of other white zoomers in my neighborhood. will any of us live to see 50? i doubt it. some might not even see 30...
>>489742527Old civil defense stuff is full of things like that, it might have been the 50s and 60s but they knew what they were doing. Old civil defense stuff also has the added benefit of just being cool as hell, which is a great excuse to start digging in to it. Obviously a bunch of information is also way outdated so use your judgement, but little tricks like that are good to file away.
>>489742828Just move to the Artic and learn to live like the Innuit, youll be fine
>>489742828>not even see 30my high school teacher one said that he's 50 and is glad that he retires soon and even more glad that his school years and all that is behind him.I didn't get him becuase I was a naive leftist back then. Then in 2018 I found out how the jews are literally demons that just can't help themselves and not try to create hell on earth. Suddenly I remembered his words but this time I could relate. fuck jews
>>489742931>way outdatedI guarantee you will find more useful information than anything the Government would publish ever today
>>489737592Sure it did froggy, two more we
>>489742931Did you read picrel by chance? Some of what you said is included in it. They even explain how to made a cheap Geiger counter device or something.
>>489736937based nucular shitposter
>>489739093>Paris >French
>>489740707lol'd
IDS HABBENING!Oh wait it just a normal day in based and trad Russia.
>>489740866kek
>>489740982A possibly useful public service film circa 1974 when this shit started kicking off, narrated by the much-missed Patrick Allen. Dated, but still mainly relevant in my opinion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yrv505R-0U
>>489744110>IDS HABBENING!
>>489737942That's your best case scenario, Muhammad. Your probable case scenario is dying several weeks or months later either from radiation, starvation, or good old fashioned waterborne disease.
>>489743071Oh without a doubt, government now is useless in this sort of situation, just look at Hawaii in 2018>>489743254Not the 2022 edition but yeah.
>>489738090>godlessit's already godless doe
>>489736714can comfirm jets were scrambling more than usual today but besides that seams normal
>>489737777Bro
>>489746113Had a feeling. Yeah it's a great book from what I've read of it. There was a whole era of glowies giving out great info on these things, the old army training manual has some good parts too but more general survival.
>>489738090>>489738090>Godless>After raining fire and brimstone from the heavens take out 95-98% of lifeNah, the survivors will probably be mega-relgious, and 'relgions/cults' worldwide will start, and teach the descendants lessons of not trusting black magic (technology), no globohomo (don't fuck with outsiders) , be very mindful to nature and 'the gods' (be good and calm and chill the fuck out, because who knows when the heavens will decide to shit fire on you again)
>>489742106is it?
>>489736714Are you really gonna post this kind of shit every fucking day? Get a life.
>>489742527the book that the jews hate on tells of a time when a black ash will poison things it touches for a time, after the sun hangs in the sky
>>489747553You tell me.
>>489748903his sister is probably fat. Btw my dad lives coastal and he isn't dead. OP is a fag
>>489738801Tel Aviv
>>489740982>2. Cover your cellphone/radio in aluminum foil. You can take it out about 30 seconds after the nukes stop.why ?
>three hours>nothingFAAAAAAAGS
>>489737777>flag>digitsPic related.
>>489736714How would they know its nuclear if it's only been launched? They can fit different payloads.
>>489737777Checked quads of truth lol
