Should Western Europeans be banned from cooking?
>>489756837Yea.
>>489756837French Italians Spaniards and Germans can all Cook well enough and much better than poopskins or slantsAnglangutans on the other hand...
>be me>go to atens>fucking ladyboys is expensivebtw this is called platonic love>sit down at the dinner table>he must cook food
>>489756837Anglos invaded other countries because their food and women are horrible.I would do it too desu
>>489756980I don't hate that
>>489756837its tasty though, especially with the HP. i grew up in olde englande and we did indeed eat like that quite regularly, though with more peas.
>bowl of brown slop, englanddissatisfied wojak with stubble>bowl of brown slop, louisianaWAAOW wojak
>>48975683Mods, low quality spam post
>>489756837If we can ban niggers, joos, jeets, and med/moor rapebabies from everything else first.
Hell, if it weren't for us half the planet probably wouldn't even have food. Seethe.
>>489756837whats this called? I ate this before and have been thinking about lately trying to find it again
>>489756837>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder H-hello, I m Anon. Y-you re the prettiest girl I ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner? >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT! >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!? >look at the menu. It s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV! I m sorry, madam, we don- I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE! >he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN T WE? >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakismfw
>GreaseFoodwise, you're the Britain of Mediterranean.
>>489756837Two plates, at least he's not eating alone.
>>489757641its still a possibility
>>489756837All white people should be banned from cooking
>>489757593lol
>>489756837Western Europeans should be banned from everything(including life)
>>489757850>All white people should be banned from cookingThis is why niggers die of heart attacks in their late 30's early 40's astonomically higher than any other race. Too much salt on everything, niggers will even put salt on watermelon.Back on the plantation, Niggers would be given the guts of animals to eat, so it required lots of seasoning.
>>489757557wouldn't know but that looks like boiled potatoes with ground meat gravy with some carrot and buttered toast. 3 toast stacked on top of each other looks weird tho, one of those rittish trad cusine of bread on bread sandwich
>>489756837you can use the same ingredients to make shepherds pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIMIUqAa3w
>>489758869I found it. its called minced beef stew. watching YouTube tutorial now so I can make some
>>489756837Wood
>>489757061>slathers pasta in pesto sauceMAMA MIA THAT'S A SPICY MEATABALL
>>489756837Looks great to me. Still though, >Sunday Roast with Yorkshire pudding>Bangers and Mash >Full english Breakfast >Shepard's pie Plenty of great meals
>>489758971We invented shepherd's pie, twatface
>>489756837looks good. wood eat.t. white
>>489757061Correct take.
What's the problem? The sauce looks sufficiently spicy and flavorful. The potatoes don't need their separate seasoning as they're supposed to be eaten together with the sauce.
>>489757850Wypipo don seazon dey corpses an sheeeeeit >oooogah booogah!
>>489759035link me sire
>>489756837French food has widely been considered the best for centuries. You're a dumb, dumb nigger. Hamburgers? German. Thanks for playing Yakhon O'ffyoungins.
>>489757557Mince and gravy. Noone really eats like that anymore except northern grannies. Probably tastes alright and better than takeaway slop delivered by shitskins desu.
>>489757850Nigger cuisine is Mrs Dash and Dawn Dish Soap on chicken breasts
>>489756837Yid here, i’d have the buttered toast first and wait an hr, then eat the rest. Looks good, like cholent but with the potatoes separated
>>489759463
>>489759657com on mayne....dat purple glaze is bitchin
>>489757557Looks like cottage pie without being pie'd If you put the brown slop in a dish, mashed the potatoes, put it on top, grated cheese on the fucker then put it in the oven it'd be cottage pie.Lush
>>489756837Spaniard cooking is actually fucking good
>>489758427It's the sugar too. They put pounds of sugsr into their spaghetti sauce, they marinade pork chops in dr. Pepper, they always eat cheap cuts of pork soaked in sugar some way, pork ribs dripping with sugary bbq sauce, guzzling sugar drinks like Hawaiian punch, tampico juice, koolaid, always something. They need chicken to be battered and deep fried, and they dump sugar into the flour and batter. It's a combination of incorporating sugar into sustenance every possible way imaginable, over salting foods, deep-frying all their chicken, eating cheap pork and drinking nothing but sugar drinks or alcohol.
>>489759833Never forget, retard niggers eat cornstarch too>dat fine prime dining experience…
>>489759336I don't think he was disputing that, probably trying to point out they are similar in flavor quality.
German food?Aha... Never saw such... "food". Looks like the UK food on ck. It's not German. Nice try.
>>489759175Thats so funny accurate and original let me respond in american:BBC BBC BBC blm LGBT McDonald's murica Israel BBC
>>489756837that is actually tasty shit. Uk food might be strange shit but there is very good strange shit
>>489760097>All of the UK eats as if the Germans were still flying overheadGot it?
>>489756837Fucking bongs think their sloppa are somehow better than other nations food.
>>489756837I've seen worse. I'd eat that happily.
>>489756837Reminder that the same people who think UK food is bad are the same who type WYPIPO DON SEASON DEY FOOD as they gobble down their third deep fried chicken wang or rotten meat slop covered in cumin of the day, it's ignorance combined with a distinct strain of anti-whiteness which is supported by the resentful losers on /pol/
>>489756837people aren't cooking this stuff and pretending it's gourmet or something. it's just utilitarian cooking. you can spend at lot of extra time making it look good or taste slightly better, but it's takes a lot of time for not much added value if you just wanna eat. this is just an example of kick ass white people efficiency. this is why we run the world.
>>489760334Most people think that British food is bad because it's just bad*, just like most people think kikes are shit because kikes are shit*Except beef Wellington and scotch eggs
>>489756837looks good though I'd cook the potatoes along with the beef stew and carrots and add greenbeans too>>489757593classic
>>489756837That's a decent meal though.. I would mash the tatoes put the meat thingy on top and add some pickles. EZ
>>489756837What is wrong with Bongs?They're totally cucked and eat like shit.
>>489756837Diarrhea and aborted foetuses! Yum!
Niggers should be banned from breathing.
>>489761392nice
>>489757850The only dish African are known for is jollof and it’s literary just rice with chili seasoning.
>>489762375I never got the chance to make one of these as a kid. Feel like I missed out.
>>489762613africans have beans and rice (or corn meal of somekind) with either de red cause or de green sauce, and bush meat, which is mostly about having sex with monkey anyway.
>>489760789There are all kinds of reasons to hate bongs but for me it's the toast sandwich.
>>489757850African Americans have just destroyed their taste buds due to years of pouring on seasoning powders onto all their food.I genuinely believe he can't taste anything.
>>489762860i keep meaning to make it with my kids. going to need perfectly constituted mash
>>489762863>corn meal of somekindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxD6zyY6_0c
>>489756837>wypipo don't season their food!!!!
>>489756837you're greekyou're a turkish christianyou're spiritually a muslimyou can't do wine any moregreek wine? spit.greek meat? seasoning!you're a negropicrel. real food.moussaka? lol.what else?souflaki? that's köfte.don't raise your voice. Nigger.
Yeah, we should eat fast food garbage and become fat brown pieces of lard like ameriniggers.
>>489763277You're a kike, you're not even human.
>>489756837>Western Europeans>melfonzo Di Frasino
>>489761392don't forget to slap some marmite in the gravy
>>489763304>thread about english food>instantly thinks about americanslol, its the seething rent free frogposter. take it away Claude!
>>489762917I wonder if it's an evolutionary thing. They can't hear the smoke detector. Maybe their sense of taste is minimal, too.
>>489763524hmmm interesting. have you ever covered a potato (with skin) in marmite and then baked it in the oven? its a lesser known marmite technique but quite effective
>>489763362"french"
>>489756837Looks delicious
>>489763574that looks like a very extravagant way to take cocaine
>>489763627>Potatoes and molasses
>>489763627interesting
>>489763660the real way is with some battered fish, no gravy.
>>489759759sounds alright
>>489762613Saw a Nigerian flatmate of my gf doing these "Nigerna meat pies" and they were identical to Cornish pasties. Given that we colonised what is now Nigeria I did look it up and, as I suspected, their meat pies evolved from the pasties here.
>>489763718marmite is NOT molasses by dear leaf>>489763730indeed. few know of it, and even fewer see it coming
>>489756837>eats sheep cheeseno, but greeks should.
>>489759463Season that nuggggga
>>489763903nvm you don't know the song
>>489762917Some can't seem to wrap their heads around the concept of enjoying the meat by itself, like some piece of lamb or beef cooked medium rare with minimal stuff to enhance the flavour. They also don't know a fucking thing about herbs. Like Indian and other foreign foods but I'll never back down about the value of European food because I am sick of that cudgel being used to beat us. As for us specifically, we more suffer from a bad food culture and so much stuff falling into obscurity; I mean for fuck's sake, the fried chicken of America was an English dish, only with parsley and lemon used
>>489757850>putting tons of artificial chemical garbage and soda in your chicken is cultchaCome down to this black-infested sh*thole and try feijoada if you wanna know what nig food really is you absolutely baboonmutt amerilard
>>489764208>soap*
>>489762613Excluding North Africa, of course. Egypt and Morocco have good shit.
>>489764203I'll also add that the WHITE PEOPLE FOOD BAD is sometimes insincere cause some types of desperate to bash us anyway they can, like this arrogant Indian prick I once knew who was flipping out over a good risotto being evidence we're all a bunch of freaks as he was slurping down a bowl of dal
>>489756837poland has the best food. their cabbage rolls and perogies are what I live for
>>489764194you are correct buddy ol pal
>>489764437I haven't had the Polish version specifically but did go to a Russian place that had these good lamb dumplings. I'm positive you'd have a fantastic experience there if you had money to spare but I was in a poorfag phase so I only really had that
Look, a tasteless, cultureless amerifat told polish food is the best. This subtle palate, trained on the best industrial garbage, must be right.
>>489756837This thread lol
I also don't get the hype around biryani. Granted I've been told you have to go Hyderabad to really enjoy it but I've seen Indians get stuff from some East Ham place and praise it as being really good and close to what they have at home and its decent but it's fucking nothing compared to some sauce based curry from the same place like a chettinad. I don't get the biryani worship but I suppose they are as baffled by our fondness for fish and chips
>>489764742Same thing with shepard's pie too>Heh, "shepard's pie"? Oh those British, they don't, heh, have cuisine.>OH MY SCIENCE! IS THAT HACHIS PARMENTIER!?!?!? YAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!
>>489757850Wypippo ain't season they head
>>489760334From my POV it just looks like retards hating on working class food , beans, potato, ground meat.> Here is your bowl of Foie grass , truffles and caviar Mr Coal miner
Britbongbros, what's your trinity for our food? Can be based on what you think is the best of the best, nostalgia, etc.>Corned beef pie (made in father's side of family for at least 4 or 5 generations)>Roast lamb dinner (do everything well; homemade potatoes, homemade gravy, homemade stuffing, slow cook the lamb, do everything well, none of this dogshit where you using frozen roast potatoes or gravy granules)>blackberry crumble (assuming the blackberries are worth a damn) - ice cream or custard with it varies with mood
>>489764963nobody dislikes shepards pie.
>>489765261Working class food has been coopted and made trendy plenty of times and then priced the working class out of consuming what was once theirs. Sweetbreads, bouillabaisse, etc.
>>489756980Slap some cheese and butter on it and you have a deal
>>489765418Not a lot of people are going to dislike the plethora of British meat stews either but there is a connotation attached when you slap a French name on it. You no longer have those soi self hating leftists that feeling embarrassed over admitting their love for x dish when if it has the name of its French counterpart
>>489764830I think part of the deal with biryani is that that there is a lot of variation. There are a fuckload of regional styles and any two people will make noticeably different biryani so you can console war over which one is the best
>>489756980>ultraprocessed goyslophave fun with colon cancer, oh wait, you already have itLMAO
>>489765418Yes. The nobodies that we know as the French do not like shepherds pie.They probably hate beef wellington too.Those frog faggots would go gaga for BEUAOUEFFE NAPOLEONGTON though.I openly mock every cunt I see saying BOUEFF when talking about stew.
>>489756837>american style "bread"Is the UK even Evropean?
>>489765497nigger no one can outprice the idea of boiling a pot of water and throwing in 6 types of veggies and pork legnever forget every time you eat home cooked soup a corporate jew dies out there
>>489765653That's true but everytime I have had it has been underwhelming when I account for the hype. This Christian guy was once doing a biryani but his friend fucked up the rice; overcooked it rather than partially so his attempt to resolve the situation was blending rice with the sauce he made. The sauce curry he made was excellent but also those flavours got drowned out by the rice. I know that's not how its supposed to be done but every time I have had biryani from some fancy place in Knightsbridge to East Ham to people making it at home I've been underwhelmed (even as the Indians are praising it as being good or so close to what they have at home), so either what they have in India is on a different level or its their comfort food that I sort of like but don't fully get; because I've seen them sort of like fish and chips but they never have that fondness for it that we do and are left confused over the status fish and chips has here.
>>489759175>slathers demographics in lawry's dishsoapBABYMAMA MIA YPIPO DON SEESUN DEY MEEBALL
>>489765997Indian Christian I'll add, he was doing his state's variant on it
>>489759463Get the lawry's nigga.
>>489765838pretty sure beef wellington was originally a french dish that was renamed to annoy/spite the french>freedom fries
Like most of our culture, it's so pervasive that you just don't realise it's ours.Go put your suit on so you can look like your elites and get a job now, there's a good lad. Perhaps you'll stop in one of the many hotels serving full English for breakfast?
>>489756837It's not that bad
>>489757850>complaining about foodThis nigger would be picking gnats off his 27yo mother under a thorny bush if not for jew slave masters. Get some perspective and learn the concept of respect, you upjumped bush gorilla.
>>489765909Gnurgle child....
>>489757850yt people dont season they arteries.
>>489764203Brown can't do dairy or baked dishes.That's why European cheeses breads and deserts will always be superior to anything mud people make.Their signature dishes are almost entirely noodle or rice based.Not bad, but inherently limited.European deserts are GOAT
>>489756837That looks pretty good, especially now that it's getting cold out.
>>489766690that honestly look good tho. White people wouldn’t know good cookin if it kicked em in da nuts
>>489766933That's not cooking.
>>489766933that much salt over powers any actual flavor
the only thing wrong with that is that the potatoes aren't submerged in that gravy bath
>>489766841Goat fuckers eat a lot of dairy.
>>489756837>oh no the horrors of boiled potatosapart from carrot being cut to big i have no other complains
>>489757850Needs some of that SOUL™
>>489765418Nobody actually dislikes british food, because everyone likes battered fish, everyone likes meat pie, everyone on earth likes various forms of fired, baked and mashed potato.Its just the go-to target for safe-edgy faggots who glorify lawrys-encrusted/"seasoned" nigger-dinner and hotsauce collecting redditors.
Thai food average 1.5 USDYou paid $2 you eat like a king
>>489767534Thai food is delicious but it destroys my angus
>>489756837I don't get it, that looks good and hearty.
>>489766246>you just don't realise it's ours.It’s not even yours retard
>>489767140That's the point. The flavor is rotten flesh.
>>489767708This makes me want to open the migratory floodgates from the bowels of the Congo Basin straight into Europe so vibrant
>>489766273Wtf is that niggers prob? It's hamburger and cheese right? That's good eating.
>>489756837The biggest crime in english and also american cooking is those white potatoes. Potatoes aren't supposed to be white. They are yellow.
>>489767140They don't get that because they have a poor sense of taste. They HAVE to season their food to taste it. Turns out evolving to cannibalize your infant and eating what the lion left over made for dull taste buds.
>>489756837>rowdy roddyhmm
>>489768019There are over 4000 verities of potatoes. The problem is they only use a few in markets because they have to stand up to certain criteria. Like shelf life, being able to be piled up and not crush the bottom ones. etc. If you save seeds from potatoes and grow them you can grow any one of the over 4000 types. It's all pretty interesting.
>>489756837British don't even season they potatoes?
>>489757850The food ain't seasoned but he is. That's a zesty buck.
>>489768497>veritieslol varieties
