>chapter one>talking snakeSnakes can't talk
>>489757432All living things can and do communicate telepathically, your senses are just dulled and they actively hide this from us all. I talked to a lizard the other day.
The world isn't 6000 years old
>>489757432yet jews talk all the time, curious
lmao
>>489757590>I talked to a lizard the other day.i'm listening
>>489757432there is one between your legs who do
>>489757432all things are possible, through Christ
>>489757432>ive never seen snakes talk>that means no snake exists that can talkthe extent of atheist reasoning
>>489757432Yes. But more to the point...
>>489757432It's jewish story telling at its finestJews loooove the theater and telling tale tales.
>>489757998It seems to be the greeks, who are the ones, whomst wrote a story about zeus drinking cum out of ganymede’s asshole. And also about a dude who became obsessed with banging his own mom. Check your shit before speaking, goy
>>489757676He was in my room and disappeared before I could get to him, so I tried to telepathically communicate that he's just going to be trapped in here and I'd let him outside. The next day, I was fucking around in my room, turned around and he was sitting right behind me watching me. I looked at him for a second and then heard in my head>"I'm looking for the way out"So I put him in a plastic container (he didn't run or struggle at all) and let him outside. This is far from the first time I've done this, it's something you can kind of learn over the course of years, though I'm not an expert. I've talked to dogs, cats, turtles, birds, various bugs, trees. It's unwise to underestimate the intelligence of certain things around us just because they might be small, they all seem perfectly capable of conversation. I think they realize that our senses are fucked and we're under a spell of some kind.
>>489757590which part of the brain emits telepathic messages and in what frequency band
>>489757432It's a demon, a fallen angel. Dingus. A reptilian if you will.
>>489757432I wish talking sneks existedI’d keep one as a pet
>>489757432>read book where an extradimensional archwizard speaks the universe into existence on line 1 page 1 chapter 1>nitpick the talking snake later
>>489757432It's not the kind of serpent you're thinking of. He's the reason we have knowledge by the way. Enki, the creator and father of the Aryan race.
>>489757432>Snakes can't talkThe ones with tits can
>>489758766No idea.
>>489757432Christ was the serpent guiding us away from the control of the demiurge
>>489759466Pls don't use such scary mysterious language
>>489757432Yeah but when Harry puts Dudley in the snake tank its pretty funny for a child reading it.
>>489757432Don't get me wrong, everytime I put on the balance between money and love, money wins. All the time.
oh shit you guys are talking about the Biblei thought OP was talking about Harry Potter
>>489757590>I talked to a lizard the other day.From which political party?
>>489757432>That part was allegory but the part about eating the flesh of Jesus and drinking his blood is literal, you just gotta know these things
>>489759857>>489759958Shut the fuck up
>>489757816But he doesn't show up til Volume 2
>>489759846It's not hard. Enki is represented by the serpent, he is the creator of life here and the one who taught us how to eat from the tree of knowledge AKA the tree of life. The Rainbow Serpent, nigger. Sugaar. Wodan. >>489759777It's a program being ran by the same one who gave us the keys out. The Rainbow Serpent eats souls and regurgitates them back into life, just like Ur, the serpent of the sea of Suf AKA the Abzu. It's not literal eating, it's harvesting and rebirth.
>>489760412whats your problemo?
>>489759777This anon gets it
>>489757432Have you not watched Harry Potter?
>>489757432nigga the hebrew word 'nacash' translates to 'brazen' or 'shining' just as easily as it does serpent.
>>489757590Jews have human speech tho.
>>489758766the pineal gland650 nanometer light spectrum
>>489757432Taxonomically it wouldn't have even been a snake, because snakes don't have legs. If anything the serpent in Genesis more closely resembled a dinosaur.
>>489759958Eve was a parseltongue confirmed
>>489761963ancestor of Voldemort. evil.
