Real women have taken miles of dick and are walking biohazards. Onahips are superior
>>491401172>fucking a cold piece of plasticeach to their own, i guess
>>491401172>boipuss simulator
>>491401348>ColdKek. With lube, a warmer, and a heating pad this thing is actually insane. Ive had crazy orgasms with it. Is it a woman? No. That is not a bad thing though
>>491401172do you clean yours after every time, or do you just use the cum from the previous use as lubricant?
>>491401348Just put it in an airing cupboard or under a heat lamp for a few minutes
>>491401446there is no way
>>491401172these are pretty based, i got a 15 pound one for like 40 bucks on amazon. it's easy enough to clean and i'll just throw it out after a year and get another too.
Controversial opinion I guess, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with sex toys or pornography or prostitution for that matter if used in moderation. I also think it’s funny that there’s a sense that only dysfunctional incels by male masturbators because I’ve known a few people who told me they had them and they were all chads who fucked.
>>491401438>With lube, a warmer, and a heating pad this thing is actually insane. Ive had crazy orgasms with it.Lmao what a loserGo back zoomer
>>491401172Walking biohazards? Kek men are the ones who usually give women STDs, not vice versa. Women get cervical cancers because of hpv they got from moids. Also stds came mostky from men raping animals
>>491401172Says more about the men no?Why are men such whores?
>>491401172meh. those things aren't warm and wet and you have to clean them out. Also they don't moan and stuff and smell like chemicals. It'll be two hundred years before they are as good as the real thing
I agree OP. Onaholes are the future.
Don't want one, but I'll agree it's going to be a better choice than any roastie, it's probably far cheaper too.
>>491401710>Using safe toy for enhanced masturbation>HAHA LOOK AT THIS CHUD>Hag with 30lbs of makeup cosplaying naruto getting blasted by a fuck machine with 20 inch dragon dildo>OMG WHAT QUEEN YOU GO GIRLBOSS
>>491401931Have sex
>>491401172also portable
>>491401611>these are pretty based, i got a 15 pound one for like 40 bucks on amazon. it's easy enough to clean and i'll just throw it out after a year and get another too.also, i'm married and still fuck my wife several times a week. sometimes it's just nice to fuck this thing without having to talk to it.
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>>491401172>Makes onaholes>All shaped after roasty modelsDisgusting, who thought this was a good idea>>491401994Nice, Loli dolls are the best
>>491401446Not every time but usually when I take a shower at the end of the day. It should be fine as long as its not left for days at a time
I use lubed up bubble wrap rolled into a towel. I use the large bubble kind, bubbles facing inward, and you can adjust the tightness depending on how tight you roll it in the towel. Then you roll that into a folded blanket for more volume. Feels amazing and better than like 75% of the women I've fucked.
>>491401994Russia can't finish the job soon enough with your bunch
Hey CIA, I know you're tracking me. Why is there a thread on pol of all places about onaholes? Yesterday it was about the aliens landing. I'm onto you and your psychological warfare.
>>491401348>fucking a cold piece of plasticwe're not talking about women
>>491402027Nah, he's right, and you're outing yourself as either a roastie, a white-knight simpfag, or just your average hypocrite.
OK real talk, and only sex havers may reply... how much like the real thing are these?It's been a long 10 months
>>491402284If we're talking real talk, I haven't fucked either
>>491401348Toss that bitch in the microwave
>>491402213don't do this it'll burn your dick off
>>491402260>hypocriteYou niggers are more controlled by sex than anyone who actually has sex.Make sure to enjoy a nice chip butty after you creamed into your chinese plastic tube.
>>491402284I don’t know about the hips, but a full sex doll is not that much different than the real deal to your monke brain. It’s not a very sophisticated piece of your biology, and it doesn’t take much to activate the almonds
>>491402335Realest talk only. I think after about the 8th month mark you go back into the "incel zone". My kill count is huge but it's like I never held hands with a girl now
>>491401741simp
>>491402381I used a onahole before and the post-nut shame was enough for me to go out for a walk at 1 am and throw that shit into a bin next to a bus stop very fucking far away from my home, it's not worth unless you're 100% demoralized and think you're hopeless
>>491402284They are cold, which does not feel that realistic. But the overall feeling can be very realistic actually. I stopped using them because they actually felt too much like the real thing, and I was worried I might become a coomer.
>>491402438Yeah I get the psychological part, just wanted to know if the rubber feels like real Virginia meat flaps
>>491402381>You niggers are more controlled by sex than anyone who actually has sex.Fuck me... that's even more hilarious, as I'm at nearly 2 yrs of celibacy (full monk mode, nigga)Breeder-shit literally means nothing to me either way, but, if a guy wants to jerk it into silicone, then, who are you to even argue?
>>491402504thisI tried this... when I was 19.
>>491401172>Some nice femboy ass holes?
>>491402284I actually have had sex with 6 different women. Its not as good but far better than your hand. When properly warmed it kind of "tricks" your brain into thinking its the real thing and the orgasms are really good. The big plus is you dont have to actually interact with a real woman
>>491402533Cool, thx. I feel like it could do wonders curing premature nutting if I've been off the wagon for a while
>>491401172I want to buy one because its funny, but nobody I try to get a laugh out of with it will believe that Im not dumping loads in it. Makes it even funnier when I lob it at them from across the room I guess.
>>491401438>With lube, a warmer, and a heating pad this thing is actually insane. Ive had crazy orgasms with it. Is it a woman? No. That is not a bad thing though
>>491402381Its programmed into your DNA you disingenuous retard. The fact that you're making an appeal to opinions of random people implicitly, outs you as a normalnigger.What the fuck are you going to have on your tombstone (assuming you'll even be able to afford one)?>Here lies anon, he didn't jerk his cock (supposedly)
>>491401994Any you wonder why people don't support you sick fucks.
>>491401438holy shit, why not just support a woman if you're gonna do that many steps to nut?
>>491402669Tip: Buy a soft model, not the hard one.
>>491402480I had 8 years of sex and then none in the last 11 months. I feel like an incel now. I join the incel threads and agree with all them 100%>>491402533This
>>491401994The fuck!?
>>491402565Yeah if it’s warm and wet. Tpe feels exactly like skin and muscle but it’s also probably poisoning you with Chinese plastic chemicals. Silicone is less realistic but lasts longer and isn’t poison
>>491401172I watched my wife get fucked by 5 guys last night. They all came inside her. I was cleaning her pussy with my tongue all night afterwords. So hot.
>>4914022844/10People that say that is realistic fucked only hag without uterus
>>491402720Only makes sense to a flaggot that has never lived with, or been around a woman for any extended period of time.
>>491402645>When properly warmed it kind of "tricks" your brain into thinking its the real thingThat's pretty much what I was going for. I want something real enough that can ease me into my next real life biohole, because I know I'd be a 4 pump chump after this long out of the game.
>>491402704>You don't understand, I NEED to cum in mass produced toxic chinese silicone clumps, I was born this way.Talkin like a troon, nobody will come to your funeral so that tombstone idiom feels is kinda weird m8
>>491401172i had one of these and i might be an extremely anhedonic depressed corpse of a man but it didn't feel good at allit's just a slimy wet rubber holeand the post nut clarity is a soul-crushing experiencesex is only good if you love the woman and want to start a family with hersex your wife who you love with all your heart for the intention of creating a family who you will devote your life to raising and protecting is the only sex worth havingeverything else is midi literally took drugs, bought the best lube, watched the best porn, and did nofap for a week to see if it could make this lump of rubber fuckabledidn't workhave sex to pleasure your wife and create a familyyou're wasting time and energy doing anything else>>491401348it warms up pretty quickly from the friction, even with lube
>>491402982>sex your wife who you love with all your heart for the intention of creating a family who you will devote your life to raising and protecting is the only sex worth havingThisSex with a woman you would die for is the best thing you could do in this world.
>>491402982>from the frictionIt's mainly heat transfer from your erect penis, moron.
>>491402793Dude, same WTF. My notch count is closer to 3 figs than 1 and I literally participate in incel threads unironically now. We went full circle.The hens have come home to roost (in a different roosters coop, not our beds)
>>491401994MODS????? MODS!!!!???? MOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!?????
>>491402949>anon thinks i sound like a no dick when he's suggesting i play court roulette with a roastyNo its actually alot simpler than this. You're a fucking moron. Having sex with women, even with a condom is dangerous, and its not like you'd really know. I'm not going to bother explaining to you why pocket pussies even exist given they're from japan, and if you look at why their culture is the way it is even without multi-culti, it should be obvious that pocket pussies are only a thing because of women and the way they behave in a culture vacuum.
>>491401994UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>491401348Fucking silicone is cringe but I would absolutely fuck an advanced enough robot
>>491403101>still in the 2 figuresGotta bump that up, incel
>>491403209>Having sex with women, even with a condom is dangeroustl;dr you raging homosexual
>>491402982I feel that leaf bro and you're right. Shills will seethe
>>491403268>t. a literal transexual that will continue to hook reply over sex like a approval depraved whore at a taphouse 21
>>491403343Yeah it's your mom
>>491401348just let your dog sleep on it but make sure it doesn't use it
>>491403396Jokes on you, im your step brother.
>>491402284i prefer soft onaholes that are warm, they feel better than real pussy imo.
>>491401994Your country is beign invaded as we speak and you post this shit
>>491403248Idk if I can escape the incel zone this time. It takes insane energy to build up the social momentum to start crushing ass routinely, and now I get nervous talking to old lady cashiers. I think that mightve been my last hurrah after the last breakup did me in
>>49140228490%, but I enjoy making women scream of pleasure and hear them in pain when I spank, slap and anal fuck themAlso nothing tops a good blowjob
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