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>orange man makes a shit post
>Canada goes into political crisis
>sovereignty crisis
>economic crisis
>now the currency is catering
This is all from ONE as in 1 shit-post on his social media. Is this the first time in history a country has been defeated by a shit-post? Has technology gone too far?
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Buy crypto retard. You would wish you had bought next year at that same time
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>>491753702
Troll level= GOD TIER
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>>491753702
Canada's government basically relies on everyone forgetting they exist
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it's so funny just how bad canada's political and economic "elite" fucked their country up in just 9 short years to the point were trump can openly talk about seizing half of the country and it actually sounds like a good idea. I'm pretty sure if you check the pol archives some anons were talking about this like 5 years ago in the luxury soup threads
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>>491753702
>-0.89%
Yawn
Wake me up when it's - 89%
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That's why I love this guy, he is literally a shitposter if he had a billion dollars.
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>>491753940
That's the thing: canada is jumbo-sized Switzerland where people are supposed to come in with suitcases full of cash without being asked a lot of questions. A quiet, boring, predictable backwater money-laundering paradise. There's no infrastructure to be a major superpower-defender of fag values on the global stage. Somehow the retard in charge managed to pick a fight with every single major global power.
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>>491753702
That’s not even that bad. Jerome Powell did far worse today with his comments about bitcoin. First time in my life I placed some money on bitcoin and got instantly obliterated.
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>>491753702
Leafs are fucking woke retards who are sp algorithmed they can't tell if its morning or night. They're mostly jabbed too.
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>>491753702
Zoom out
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>>491754175
Takes time to get that far. Retards think the forex market can just move that fast?
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>>491753702
>less than 1%
Is this the full extent of orange man's powers?
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>>491753702
The Canadian goose is cooked.
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>>491753702
I hope it goes to 0.60-0.50 cents per USD, that would be great for Canada's export economy.
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>>491753702
The most insecure country in the world
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>>491755721
Weakness is Power.
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I, personally, am loving this, as I get paid in USD.
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>>491753702
How do we profit?
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>>491753702
>Says some meanie words
>Whole country goes to shit
Wasnt Chinada SUPPOSED to be first world??
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CY2XtuxoEI
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>>491753702
That's not what's been happening at all.
>COVID happens
>Government prints money. Like unnecessary amounts of money.
>Freeland freezes bank accounts during protests
>Turns out Canada's banks were hiding how fucked they were, economy almost collapses overnight
>IMF notices, investigates, threatens to drop Canada's credit rating out of the A's
>Freeland (deputy Prime Minister/ Minister of Finance) puts up the ENTIRE pension fund as collateral to keep the credit rating where it is
>Trudeau won't stop running deficits because he needs to keep Jagmeet happy to stay in power
>Promises half baked programs where all the money goes to consulting firms
>Freeland tells him deficits can't go past 40 billion or we're fucked
>Central Bank jacks up interest rates in a hurry to curb inflation
>Provincial governments start hiking minimum wage a dollar a year to keep up with inflation
>International companies start pulling consumer goods out of Canada because they can't shrink the products anymore (Kleenex for example)
>Central Bank has to start lowering interest rates to try and jump start the economy, literal break glass in case of emergency shit
>It doesn't work
>Freeland tells Trudeau it's time for cuts to programs because we can't go past 40 billion dollar deficit and we can't afford these gimmick programs
>Trudeau fires her over zoom, asks her to take a different position after she presents the fall economic statement
>She says get fucked, quits both positions
>Four people turn down Minister of Finance position
>Old buddy picks it up, drops economic statement before government goes on month long break for holidays
>60.5 billion dollar deficit
>Two of Trudeau's latest gimmick programs get cancelled because they can't afford it
>Can only spend 1B to fix the border to make Trump happy
>NDP actually refuses to vote non confidence until Singh gets his pension

TL;DR: Canada has collapsed, fall budget report caused our dollar to crater
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>>491757274
Please read my effortpost because people need to know how bad things are going to get in a couple months
We'll probably lose our credit rating over this deficit
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>>491757341
It was very informative, thank you.
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>>491757274
>>491757341
I read your effortpost anon, would buying a starterhome be an effective gamble/investment right now?
I hardly keep canadian dollars as it is and because of the inflation i mostly reserve myself to spending rather than saving
Though im at a weird financial crossroads because of the political zeitgeist

I place no hope in the tomorrow or today
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>>491757274
>>NDP actually refuses to vote non confidence until Singh gets his pension
What does this actually mean? I've seen it posted a few times already.
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>>491758426
Fuck no
The real estate market is what's keeping our economy afloat and it will crash, it's only a matter of when
People have been saying it for years but it hasn't because the feds have been playing hot potato
Tbh I regret not stacking more USD, especially now that Trump won
I mean if you're renting currently I'd definitely try and get into some cheap shit house because property taxes and capital gains are gonna go even higher to pay for all this shit and you'll end up on the street because landlords can't absorb the cost across multiple properties
But as an investment, no
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>>491753794
imagine hodling CAD at a time like this lol
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>>491753702
>>491753821
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>>491753702
No government can survive absolute freedom of speech.
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I'm not transfering any significant amount of my holdings back into canadian currency until shortly before the next election, bc i'm assuming our dollar will get a slight bump just from Justin being finally voted out. might not bother though, could probably make more money off polymarket or some shit in the same timeframe
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>>491755696
The CBC actually fucking tried to spin that, that having a bad economy with low coin power is actually good because of the export economy and therefore we actually make more money
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>>491759675
It means he is a fucking pajeet that is tanking Canada for gibs.
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>>491753702
Jeeted
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>>491759675
Okay so members of parliament get two levels of pension after being elected for X amount of years
One is basically nothing, it's a consolation prize "thank you for your cervix" type of thing
The second one is the golden pension, where you get a extra couple cool million dollars
Jagmeet Singh and the NDP are pretty much universally hated in Canada at this point and barely a political party. As in their last national convention, there was almost fistfights on stage over who was more oppressed and should get to speak first. He knows he's probably not getting re-elected and his party is gonna crater. But, he doesn't qualify for pension until Feb. 25th, 2025.

So back in 2021 during all the COVID bullshit, Singh and Trudeau cut a deal, call an election to push the next one until October 2025 so Singh gets his pension and the NDP will form an unofficial coalition government with the Liberals to let them pass whatever law they want and keep them in power.
The NDP have no internal mechanism to force a leadership race for the party so all the NDP members can do is let Singh sell the country and the party down the river or risk getting booted from the NDP and go back to civilian life
It's so fucking sad it's almost funny
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>>491760164
It's Tru-deau
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If an Election was held today Trudeau would get like 2 seats lmao
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>>491760296
This, people here love to bitch about Trudeau but at the end of the day they all still support the shitty policies he does
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>>491760164
That idea was true when our dollar was higher than USD and we were pumping our natural resources under Harper
We aren't really exporting anything and our dollar is way too low for it to be useful
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>>491753702
>pic related will become an American
>half of all VTubers will become Americans
Trump is really delivering in his second term.
Nice.
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>half a cent
it's over
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>>491755696
I hope so too I make USD
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>>491754057
Why not, its us or india at this point
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>>491753702
>0.89
The dow was down 3% today. 10 straight days of loses, the first time since 1978
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>>491754057
>some anons were talking about this like 5 years ago in the luxury soup threads
kek the good ol' days
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>>491755610
*canada goose
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We must teach the Canadians to elect decent men.
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making fun of reddit is low hanging fruit but it's absolutely hilarious how much they are freaking out about trump calling canada the 51st state. They're genuinely calling it a threat to our sovereignty and comparing it to Russia invading Ukraine with zero irony or hyperbole.
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>>491760432
Are Canadians really overrepresented in EN Vtube? Gura, Mori, Gigi, Ame/Dooby are American.
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>>491757274
didn't read
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>luxury soup
lol almost forgot about that.
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>>491761102
That's the problem with Canada. Our actual system of government doesn't work for a country of this geographic size
Pic rel
The green and red zones pretty much decide the government. They are geographically and culturally closer to NYC than the Midwest.
It would be like if LA, NYC, San Fran, and D.C. decided who your president was.
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>>491761128
Checking r/canada right now. This is legit salt mine content.
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>>491761128
Why are they so humorless?
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>>491761170
Canadians are somehow overrepresented in every field of YouTube. Carpenters, 3D printers, VTubers, campers, blacksmiths, entertainers, animators, on and on and on.
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>>491760241
See, when talking about killing ceos and government officials this poojet piece of shit deserves to be put on top of the list.
Canacucks why won't you find your balls and kill this street shitter? I can guarantee you after that whichever prison you'll be put in prisoners and guards will treat you like royalty.
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>>491761876
Our prisons are now all filled with two different kinds of pajeets
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>Locked
Lmao
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It was going to happen regardless, once Trudeau started promising retarded shit to stay in power it should've been obvious to everyone it was over.
Offering tax-free beer and videogames for a month does not a long political carrier make. (not some metaphor about bread and circuses either, he literally did that)

Trump did accelerate the downfall, which is funny and will make Trudeau cry. So that's nice -- definite bonus and well deserved. But he'd have been SOL with Kamala too, or even Biden 2: Dementia strikes back. He also made Ford look more Prime Ministerial than Trudeau, which is hilarious.

I hope Trump tries to destroy the Milk and Egg cartels here when you renegotiate NAFTA++, fuck those 5000 rich niggers and their monopoly.
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>>491753794
>>491759854
Do you know if there's a decentralized forex market on crypto that functions like mirror protocol did for stocks? Where tokens are pegged to currencies like CAD and USD
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>>491757341
Whats going to happen in the next couple of months?
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>>491759854
>>491762906
I would (and even may) buy hard CAD's for a longer-term hold. the CAD has done this before, and always goes back to relative parody with the US.

Meanwhile, I'm going to consider options on this (FXC) which simulates the CAD/USD relationship. The options only go out 6 months though, which might not be long enough

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/FXC/

>>491757274
Interesting read. I used to be way up on the Canadian oil industry, based on having once owned stock in PetroCanada and TransCanada corp.
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>>491763296
should have read 'parity', but 'parody' also fits
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>>491763296
You're assuming the same fundamentals exist in the past as they do now, when that's not the case. Our demographics have been radically altered and our politics is reflecting that, we are now as corrupt and low trust as any third world shithole and we don't have the productive whites left even to rip out natural resources and sell them like we used to

We could be seriously looking at the balkanization of Canada if we end up like Greece with austerity imposed on us
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>>491763687
Just join us, spread the word. Balkanization never works look at the Balkans.
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>>491761862
because we're a special and talented nation utterly and hopelessly mismanaged (purposely and accidentally) at every possible turn
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>>491753702
You mean the futuee president of the country making actionable threats? Yeah that would unnerve a lot of people.
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>>491760398
Canada is the 9th largest exporter in the world with 746 billion in exports this year. Your post comes from the dossier of the conservative party of Canada and not reality.
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>>491764663
there is no actionable threat. Neither the President, the US government, or the people of the US have the authority to annex Canada against its will
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>>491761170
Of the ones in corporations, I would say they're over represented when you compare to the US population to Canada's. Not sure why though.
>>491761862
>>491763930
I guess you'll also be overrepresented as a territory as well. We would like your talent, lads.
Nonetheless, interesting.
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>>491757274
If only you knew how raked things really are
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>>491753702
>-0.89%
It's over
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>>491753821
It actually is amazing, if they collapse soon I will build a shrine to trump in my house
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>>491763880
We are much better of balkanized than united. Yugoslavia was a meme state of incompatible people and cultures.
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>>491754057
they are completely demoralized for all the reasons which have been discussed ad nauseum
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>>491755486
If it doesn't move like a shitcoin pump and dump, it's slow for these brainfried faggots
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>>491764874
Imagine being this retarded lol
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Canada isn't a real country so who cares
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Oh god PLEASE STOP!
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>>491753702
It's nothing to do with Canada's economy. The USD is just soaring in general while other currencies are the same.
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>>491757274
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>>491753702
They get rid of the jeets, we fix it after. That's the deal.
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>>491753702
war with Canada is happening any day now. Trump will declare Canada pointless to exist on a map and we will invade
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>>491757274
MNfag reporting in. Let me know if I can take in any of your female cousins as refugees.
I have a big maple out back so they'll feel at home.
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BUT ITS NOT PUSHING DOWN ENBRIDGE STOCK CANADIANS CANT EVEN CRASH RIGHT
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>>491757274
My heart goes out to you Canadians
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>>491757274
Fucking hell. Good thing I converted most of my meager savings to US bonds.
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LMAO
CANADA IS WORSE THAN ARGENTINA
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>>491753702
>thinks its trump
alright you're too retarded. i'll expect to see you here posting about how trump fucked the economy in a year. oh no you wont, you guys are russian bots
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>>491757274
Deport this traitorous jeet
He doesn't deserve any fucking cent
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>>491753821

Always has been
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>>491767999
Americans are extremely prone to thinking absolutely everything is always about them.
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>>491753702

The hatred Alberta has for the rest of this nigger infested frozen shit pit excuse for a country is know world famous. Also, the fact that we have more oil than Saudi Arabia.

Everyone high up in finance is watching and preparing. This is an early hedge. The eastern part of this country is a bigger welfare leech than half of Africa, and filled with bleached niggers just as fucking dumb as 60IQ spear chuckers.

Trudink acts like some kind of morally superior faggot towards yankees, while Calgary hosts half the fucking cattle farmers in the USA for a big fun party every year.

I can't wait to hear about scummy fentanyl addicted pogey leeches in the maratimes getting what they fucking deserve.
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>>491757274
all that and you also have to live in canada. pouring one out for the norfbros.
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>>491770098
Lolbertans already disliked the east before equalization payments even became a thing
Slavs and germans with no loyalty who only care about money
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>>491757274
>>Freeland (deputy Prime Minister/ Minister of Finance) puts up the ENTIRE pension fund as collateral to keep the credit rating where it is
Source or I'm calling bullshit
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Canada thread
wazzzzzzzuuuuppppppp
>>491770721
>Lolbertans
Lolibertans
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>>491771028
Loli is illegal in Alberta
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>>491764874
you are aware that so far this year, through october anyway, total canadian exports to the us amount to about 350billion.
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>>491761128
The funny thing is that Canadian Ukrainians will happily serve in the American occupation forces
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>>491753702
a poost (poo post) if you will
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>>491771200
What about Ontario?
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>>491771905
May not be accurate anymore
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>>491772069
lol
Charts like that are pretty much useless anyways.
Regardless of what kind of anime porn it is, you're always just one fat ugly CBSA roastie or butch RCMP lesbo away from ending up in front of a judge.
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>>491760432
Based Dizzy enjoyer.
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>>491753702
>.6980 all the way down to .6927
Ok, retard.
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>>491772403
Eh, they could jail me anytime they want for what I post on twitter against jeets
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>>491753702
The power of a shitpost is only enough for a $0.0060 drop? Am I missing something here?
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>>491772403
>Freedom of speech
>...unless it's speech against the social tools we are using to destroy you fucking goyim.
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>>491773097
this
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>>491755442
>>491772866
>>491773097
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>>491753702
every currency is declining relative to the usd its a sign they want to cut.
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WEXIT NOW and become 51st STATE. FUCK canada
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>>491761048
>>491754057
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>>491763296
>I would (and even may) buy hard CAD's
You would likely be better served with gold, silver or (spit) bitcoin.
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>>491753702

>now the currency is catering

Indian immigrants preparing already move to USA.
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>>491753702
FUCK. Im supposed to go on vacation and I need USD. GOD DAMNIT. I finally save enough to escape for a few weeks and I still get fucked.
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>>491761643
Well... many of them aren't Canadian to begin with. They have stronger allegiances to the Orient than they do to the Maple leaf.
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>>491755486
It can move pretty fast. You weren’t watching brexit.
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>>491764874
>>491760398
>Canada is the 9th largest exporter
I suspect he was saying we hardly export anything other than natural resources. We do very little value added exports relative to the total. In fact, a lot of our "NAFTA" car parts exported to the US were made in China, "assembled" in Canada and were essentially an end run to give China NAFTA status, while paying Canada a commission to facilitate the scam.
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>>491774683
>>491774683
>>491774683
>>491774683
glow niggers get this to the top ASAP
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>>491763296
Our central bank will continue to destroy the CAD regardless of DXY to save our real estate market. BoC has stated it will cut another 100bps. While the fed just suggested 2 cuts instead of 4. do NOT buy CAD.
>T. trading is my profession
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>>491765632
>Yugoslavia was a meme state of incompatible people and cultures.
Canada says:
>Hold my beer.
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>>491766265
>The USD is just soaring in general while other currencies are the same.
Nice /k/ope. Are the Ukrainians still winning?
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>>491757274
>Canada actually raked itself
Fucking hell, I just feel bad reading this. At least we can get you cheap I guess.
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>>491767575
>I have a big maple out back so they'll feel at home.
Don't let them Maple syrup stealing whores steal your maple juice.
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>>491774542
You save up enough for a one-way escape and stay there. Even if you get a shitty job you will get paid $20/hr, but that's US dollars, which is like $30 canadian dollars now. Material things like food, clothing, furniture, electronics is cheaper in the US, housing costs are cheaper. The only tricky part is rent, which is expensive and you will need references and several months worth of pay stubs, but there are still workarounds for this too.
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>>491755549
that's quite a lot considering nothing was actually done yet
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>>491757274
Great rundown
Most Canadians don't know how fucked we are
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Captain Orange and The Big E have sent both XLM and XRP absolutely sky rocketing through the roof. I was just holding i don’t play coins any more and they bonused my account by hundreds of percent.
To no-coins it’s not 1994 i tap the screen twice and coins like xlm & xrp are cash in my current account.
I’d taken £900 in xlm in spring this year to cover my debts after going on a Hunter Biden long weekend of debauchery, I wish I’d still had that in there too.
If I’d been playing cpins like i used to there’s been plenty of bounce too, lots of + 10% - 7% sort of thing in a big upward trajectory it’s been what we were waiting for and came with a lot of new features to the lobstr wallet system.
Didn’t ask them
They didn’t put me in promise land
They just fucking did it. Money right there in my account ready to spend.
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>>491758426
If into suicide why not just use MAID?
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>>491757274
This is somethimg similar to what the retards here in post soviet shitholes are doing, it's quite impressive for CANADA , a country always seen as rich and safe to turn out like this.
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>mfw I can live like a king on my annual trip to Quebec three years in a row

Keep it up Leafs.
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>>491753702
Trudeau started shit with Trump by telling Americans they were racist and sexist for not voting for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris and therefore, Canadians deserve to be conquered and annexed by Trump
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>>491753821
kek
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>>491762782
Over a billion liters of milk per year is thrown out just to keep the price of cheese and milk up.
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>>491775878
He started shit with every major country:
>USA
>China
>Russia
>India
>Germany
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>>491762782
Don't americans have their own big eggs cartel?
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>>491762782
Downfall from what? I have always seen Canada as a British colony anyway. It only makes sense they end up in a similar place.
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>>491757274
and it's 100% because of mass immigration

loans out the ass that aren't paid back
massive gibs for housing
all the welfare
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>>491776083
We do the same shit.
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>>491774965
did you look at the graph? Is the Euro failing as well?
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>>491775285
I have too much respect for Americans to just stay. I know how much I hate LEGAL immigrants, I could only imagine ILLIGAL. Man, some fucking leaf hanging out, fucking up their politics and stinking up their neighborhood with my "Aboots" and "Buddy's" and stuff.

Im just angry that I have to pay triple normal. Guess im going to vegas with a whopping $500 USD. Awesome. thats 5 min of slots and 2 drinks. I hope trudy gets ass and ball cancer.
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>>491772403
>you have freedom of speech, but only as long as you say what we deem acceptable
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>>491753702
>mutts in charge of having any grasp of political happenings
try a quick google faggot, you don't even know what his post was referring to
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>>491777280
Tap the sign buddy
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>>491754323
To the Greeks, tragedy was about a lack of self-knowledge, not understanding who you really are. Oedipus kills his father and fucks his mother because he doesn't know he's their son. Narcissus falls in love with himself because his parents took all the mirrors out of the house and he didn't realize it was his own image in the pond.

Trudeau, and perhaps the majority of Cannucks as a nation, have simply forgotten their real identity. Tragedy is sure to come to them.
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>>491753702
I think Trudeau will be hanged at this point (should happen).
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>>491777207
>Guess im going to vegas with a whopping $500 USD
Head to CVS and Fremont otherwise that's less than 25 drinks on the Strip
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>>491753702
lol lmao
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>>491757274
Our country is held hostage cause a fucking pajeet needs his pension, worthless fucking indians.
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>>491761170
>>491761862
>>491765141
Canadians are overrepresented in vtubing because vtubing is an Asian thing. Phase Connect for instance has Vancouveritis.
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>>491759727
Thats the thing though, the ones im lookinf at are anomalies priced in under $50k syrup tokens
But hell its all fake and gay to me anyway, guess ill live in the car a bit longer yet
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>>491753794
>buy crypto goy
>line go up forever
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>>491761862
It's because their disposable income is only a fraction of Americans, and they speak English. It's much less of a meme career in comparison since it pays the bills.
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>>491753702
>make one shitpost
>entire country collapses overnight
51st state may be a little too generous. How about a territory like Puerto Rico or Guam?
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>>491775652
If you knew about the xrp rabbithole then you know how deep the luciferians are going with it
>>491775668
Shut up you retarded faggot
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>>491782255
We've collapsed 10 years ago buddy
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>>491768016
fuck this pajeet piece of shit.
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Fact. the only people bitching online about this are jeets who want to keep the Canadian scam going.
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Annex everything in yellow as the Alberta Territory and carve it up over the next 40 years. Make sure to hand out land grants like we use too so i can get some cheap land to farm and shit.
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>>491776851
yep. pajeets are a massive drain on the system and don't contribute anything to the economy beyond a minor boost to the national GDP when they first arrive and take out a bunch of credit. meaning all the immigrants need to be replaced by a new wave of immigrants to keep the GDP from crashing so the government can avoid admitting there's a recession.

literally all we had to do was NOT import millions of streetshitting indians. that's it. we would still have problems, but it wouldn't be anywhere near this bad.
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>>491784086
>we would still have problems, but it wouldn't be anywhere near this bad.
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>>491755696
Fuck I remember that day. Entire town was smoked out.
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>>491753702
canadian flag is India
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>>491784611
>is India
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>>491784955
trains man is hard job
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>Canada has more natural resources than the USA
>but for some reason the government stops people from exploiting the natural resources and punishes them
>main driver of the economy is playing musical chairs with real estate instead of building more
>Trudeau has been doing nothing but giving away Canada's hard earned wealth since it's founding for useless programs that do nothing for the country's image

Please let Trump take us over and let him start exploiting Canada's resources so it'll give everyone jobs and make them wealthier
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>>491785104
We need to save our resources for the people in 3000 years
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>>491765893
0.9% is still nothing
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>>491784955
Saar our national food is dirt!
thank you for redeeming this post, but i will be and needing of you to please purchase my onlier fans Saar
butt fucking bastard and i will be taking of you
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>>491785198
kek
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>>491785300
checked fucking bloody
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Canadians just need to turn off the heat until the end of this winter. All the jeets with either freeze to death or leave, but true Canadians will survive
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>>491785550
>https://www.insauga.com/25-students-in-one-basement-just-some-of-100000-estimated-residents-in-illegal-suites-in-brampton/
they are packing 25 jeets into a room, their body heat alone will sustain them
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>>491783787
>forced Quebeckification

i'm from the maritimes and most of the men in my family end up marrying qeb women, quebeckification is real
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>>491785799
reminder these worthless pajeets are 140th in the world for average IQ.
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>>491786246
saar u bloody lier basterd
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>>491786441
1 billion of these worthless people.
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>>491786499
bitch lasagna
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>>491755696
In store prices. Now.
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>>491757341
Nice Canada going to be like Japan or Stagflation?
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>>491786574
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>>491753702
Will the euro double the canadian rupee?
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>>491786757
Ah you think in-store prices is your ally? You merely adopted the prices. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the costs until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but cheap!
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>>491764874
>>491765957
>>491771207
https://oec.world/en/profile/country/can
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My idea on how things will happen. Make your own map if you disagree.
https://www.mapchart.net/canada-census-divisions.html
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>>491786958
Yes, brother, the price rises!
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>>491774965
No this is bait
Despite the money here printing, everyone printed more. You will learn when you try to buy something with those rubles.
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>>491761102
>detroit invading toronto
Nigger battalion outflanks Saar division
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>>491787092
>losing Estrie, Montérégie, Centre-du-Québec, Chaudière-Appalaches and Bas-Saint-Laurent
But those are the only French Canadians who work, who's gonna pay for the welfare of Montreal, Abitibi and Nord-du-Québec?
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where is our Luigi to take Trudeau out
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>>491754057
I LOVE CUTE ASIAN WOMEN
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>>491787714
>inb4 an indian does it
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>>491754057
Exactly, Trump is just taking advantage of the Broken Angloverse, Elon is also helping him big time. If you have a positive view on things, Trump is trying to repair and renew Canada and The UK and bring them back to relevance.

The negative view is he sees weakness to exploit. Maybe Canada will finally wake up and fix itself.
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>>491787799
>SAAR YOU CANT DEPORT ME SAAR
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>>491759727
>Tbh I regret not stacking more USD, especially now that Trump won
I moved both my RRSP and TFSA to Scotiabank's US dividend fund a while back. I figured under Trudeau's leadership Canada's economy stands a decent chance of collapsing, but America's likely to stay extremely resilient due to a combination of its god-tier geography and existing tech base. I still have a fair amount of cash on hand and also a lot of stock in CN Rail (employee share program, but I'd say railroads are always a pretty safe bet anyways), but most of my net worth is in the US stock market and I think that's the best place to be.
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>>491753702
It appears canada's exchange rate has boom and bust cycles pretty closely coinciding with US presidential election cycles and that they got fucked up far worse by obama and bush than trump or biden.
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>>491787818
My only complaint is giving them federal voting rights and 2 senators. Make them like puerto rico where they don't get federal taxes but also don't get to vote.
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>>491779529
>Trudeau is Castro's bastard son and dresses up in blackface before trying to extinct white people in Canada
uhh...?
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>>491779529
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wow american jeets will be able to buy top quality shit and poop now at rock bottom prices
an absolute christmas miracle to all skitskins
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>>491753702
Well it's largely because of a woman refusing to put her country before her ego.
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He BTFO'd Canada pretty fucking hard.
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>>491754323
>money-laundering paradise
IIRC unlike Canada Switzerland actually has a strong economy that produces many goods and services.
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>>491790352
You mean Trudeau?
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>>491757274
If this were any other country we'd kill our politicians and elect Hitler.
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>>491753794
>(((crypto)))
its in the name.. lol
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>>491763296
>relative parody

nice Freudian slip there anon
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>>491757274
>the ENTIRE pension fund
this sounds like a bad idea
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>>491755696
what do you export?
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Remember that annexing canada means annexing all the jeets, I say we should just nuke the border and keep them away.
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>>491771019
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/freeland-finance-ministers-cpp-1.7017632

This was back when Alberta wanted to withdraw it's CPP share and create it's own pension fund, because it would do so much more for Albertans if they didn't have to shoulder the giant aging population in the East. Turns out they contribute 40% of it, and the feds took them to court because if they pulled it out the international bankers will pull the plug on the entire country.
"Underpins" means "collateral".
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>>491753702
This being talked about because the US annexing Canada is part of the NWO plan. Mexico too. It will be one giant economic zone.
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Don’t care just tell me where to put my money
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>>491754057
>POST THE IN STORE PRICES AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR
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>>491753794
now I'm convinced it's 100% time to sell
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>>491754057
>canada's political and economic "elite"
It's the exact same shit in Germany and Australia.
tldr jews
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>>491754057
>>491807203
and UK. how could I forget UK
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>>491753702
>- 1%
are you retarded op?
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>>491794121
something like that could only happen in china or Best Korea
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>>491753702
>0.89%
come on man
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>>491805831
BROOO POLISH RECYCLE ANON, TOTALLY forgot his ass. He brought me so many laughs. Hope hes doing alright.
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>>491783787
I can't fathom the sheer devastation that would come to this place just from Canada losing British Columbia and access to the Pacific, but I'm very curious to see it.



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