(((THEY))) ARE HEREhttps://x.com/maniaUFO/status/1869466007607370078
>>491762317>Pelicans are now realitybased
>>491762317So what do we call these?F-35 is the Fat Amy, and this is even fatter.
>>491762317That looks like a manned craft, not a remote drone, nigger
>>491762317That’s a manned vehicle owned by the US militaryWe’ve been watching this tech come out on YouTube for years and then everyone ZOMG UFO when the govt puts theirs in the field?
>>491762567>>491762581Fucking retards
>>491762317Oh my science, that's a heckin starship from one of my capeshit movies!
>>491762612
>>491762317That thing is huge
>>491762612Are you high?I can clearly see the windows right there in front. Provided the video is even real, that vehicle is most definitely manned and most definitely owned by us military.
>>491762447bro wtf it literally looks like a pelican
Nigger that's a pelican
>>491762772Are you? Thats a fucking Pelican from the Halo video games.
>>491762831KEK
>>491762317THIS NIGGER WAS RIGHT!
>>491762814It's an official add-on for Flight Simulator 2020
>>491762831What's the canon name of Halo Universe's Fentanyl Floyd counter-part
>>491762317>>491762317If (((they))) was actual aliens, wouldnt you think they would show up in other countries aswell. This is 100% humans.
It is time
>>491762317does it get shot down? if not im not clicking on it
>>491762317master chief, mind telling me what you are doing in California?
>>491762317A SANGHEILI CARRIER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Let me put it like thisThe government lies a lot so when they soft disclose aliens and alien tech we don’t believe them, when they say we are 100 years beyond any military in the world we don’t believe them, however I think in these cases it was probably true.I’m open to believing in ayyys if they present themselves to me directly.I wholly believe our military has toys more advanced than this.
>>491762317Is that you foehammer?
So this is how this potential happening ends? From legit suspicious orbs and drones to retarded fakes?I hope they drop some nukes on you already
>>491762772Misriah is our MIC
>>491762317This looks kino as fuck
>>491763186Calm down Luigi
>>491762317THE FINAL REDPILL ...Read this thread:https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1742924942151438589Keep in mind that both Christians and atheists do not like what I have to say.Also, here's a supplementary post that contains some important details:https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856I can't tell you exactly when Jesus will arrive here to destroy this planet (I can't even give you the year, let alone the month). But here's one thing I do know with 100% certainty: this planet is Bozrah, not Earth.
>>491762556Drony McChicken III.
>>491762859The pelican was a manned vehicle, so you’re the retard here!
>>491762317that's a model from HaloOP is a faggot
>>491762317Umm wtf
Did the US government seriously just copy the troop transport from the videogame 'Halo' and make a black project out of it? WTF?
>>491762317>>491762447>>491762556>>491762567>>491762581>>491762612>>491762694>>491762746>>491762769>>491762772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Cr0xxVctU
>>491763294>moves goalposttotal pwn
so, its the Halo timeline then...
>>491763418Probably be better that the osprey
ALL YOUR ANUS BELONG TO US
>>491762831MASTER CHIEF NO
>Y'all better take cover (yeah)Here come a UAP, Master Chief says, "Danger"
>>491762831> I like Halo, he is cool guy and dosent afraid of anything
>>491762317The drones come from the future and are piloted by human beings. They're probably tourists that payed millions to come back to 2024 when the technology allowing time travel was secretly created.
>>491762317
>>491763820
>>491762317someone call duke nukem
THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS ONYOU DIDN'T BELIEVE >HERYET HERE WE ARE
>>491762556Picrel is from around 2007, very similar. Lockheed Martin Cormorant.
>>491762317AI is getting so good that I'm kind of scared
There used to be a roughly ten minute video on youtube with pelicans eating different animals and some kind of electronic music in the background, and it was hilarious because the lyrics were like "stay with me, don't leave me" like a love song, but it also fit with the pelicans trying to keep the animals in their mouthes.
>>491762317There are those who said this day would never comeWhat have they to say now?
>>491763466predictive programming
>>491764174It's still fake and gay it's just Yidds trying to scare Americans into needing their Government.
>>491762447Standing by
The Endless has arrived
>>491764270Sorry about your dick.
>>491762940No he wasn't he readed too much The Mist by Steven King.
>>491763248Link dosent work, La'Qwaan.
>>491762317This glownigger astroturfing campaign is really gay and boring
>>491764265>Fellow anons, the Yidds have betrayed usJust having fun Mr. Dundee
>>491762317https://youtu.be/1zI4zNBRS3E
>>491762317>dis is jus like muh vidya gaymesfake and gay.
>>491762859They posted a star wars ship a few days ago. Same maker apparentlyhttps://nitter.poast.org/FactZoneX/status/1868838329552453926
>>491762317>Only one person filmed itNext bullshit please. I'd like to see more
>>491762963its ai or a video game mod
>>491764453It is your own kike govt staging this crap.
I'm gonna say fake as fuck for now. The camera person is too competent.
>>491763248When I went to bathroom and took a shit today. The shit formed a B. I just knew it was an Omen. The shape of the B was perfect. Almost artistic.Just saying. I was about to take a photo of it. Thats how perfect the B was formed.
>>491762317>>491762567>>491762581>>491762746>>491762772That's pelican from Halo you dumbass baby boomers go the fuck back to twitter.>I-I-I never played Hal-Then you're not in your 20s-30s, baby boomer>I'm Gen X-BABY BOOOOOOMER
>>491764753Did the B stand for Baal, jude?
>>491764672I know anon. I am well aware of who controls my Government. I went down the AIPAC tracker rabbit hole.
>>491764389>>491764270
>>491764844Chabad runs Australia now and everybody knows it. It has transformed into a very angry and dysfunctional nation. Won't sustain much longer, I see a turn ahead.
>>491763639The hands are not gray, this rectum is clearly suffering inflammation
>>491763164Came here for foehammer posting, disappointed at the lack of (you)s
>>491762317They have arrived
>>491762317So fucking FAKE it hurts
>>491764817I think it was for Baazra, Stickboy.
>>491762317A random drone can't just fly into US airspace freely. They are getting ready to fake the nuke. Drones will carry payloads. Good luck everybody.
>>491765239ThisLooks fake
>>491762556Cornfed Shaniqua
>>491765089They won't stop until they enslave everyone
>>491765089You can live in the brush but you are a pussy
>>491764817Or Boozrah. Or whatever you call it. And im not lying about the shit. I wish i took a photo of it now.
>>491765326They will stop when someone stops them. It'll come.
The final battle between Atriox and Yhwach takes a dark and decisive turn. As the two adversaries face each other on the destroyed battlefield of Zeta Halo, the air is saturated with the weight of desolation and defeat. Atriox, with his shattered arm at his feet, is on his knees, his gaze lost in the dust raised by his own desperate attacks. Yhwach, the Quincy King, remains imposing, the manifestation of his sovereign power encircling him like a halo of vibrant darkness. "This is the end, Atriox," Yhwach proclaims, his voice as piercing as the force that now renders him invincible, the Quincy King advances, the intent to finish the battle emanating from every step, with a single movement, he hits Atriox with a wave of energy so powerful that reality itself seems to tremble. Atriox falls, his energy dwindling like a flame in the storm, Yhwach looks down at the fallen war chief, a glimpse of respect passing through his eyes. "You fought bravely, but the new era is mine to shape," he declares. With Atriox defeated, Yhwach extends his hand, absorbing the remnants of the galaxy, unifying them under his dark dominion. The Banished, now without their war chief, retreat into the shadows of history, whispering prayers for a tomorrow they know will never come, the Quincy King reigns supreme, a new order established under the impassive gaze of the ark outside of the galaxy, the balance of existence is irreparably altered, and hope is just a forgotten word in the era of Yhwach, the true monarch of the universe.Yhwach stands unchallenged, his dominion absolute. Across the fallen universes, his will resonates, extinguishing the last embers of resistance. The era of Yhwach ushers in silence, broken only by the hollow winds that carry the echoes of his omnipotence. His reign is now eternal, a timeless empire forged in the shadows of his power.
>>491765300Prolly cuz its ripped straight from a halo 5 cutscene
>>491765188Sorry anon, I missed it. Echo 419 was kino
>>491764817Best part is that it was formed by 2 shits. And the stickboys x.com links was 2/2.I guess i can trust my shit more then a christfag.
LOOK AT THE DRONES!THINK ABOUT THE DRONES!DON'T THINK ABOUT THE OTHER THING!TALK ABOUT THE DRONES WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY!WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? WHAT DO THEY WANT?
HIGHEST PROBABILITY.JEWS ARE FLEEING JEWYORK & JEWJERSEY.The drones are their organ harvesting transport coffins for the nonjew victims. However, they're being used to transport Jews to the Flying Fortress Jew Helicarrier (the Blue Laser City Fryer) and to the underground bases built with taxpayers money as Jew Premium DEEP UNDERGROUND HUMAN SACRIFICE JEWSPA RESORTS. In about 2 weeks OR MUCH LESS.The Jews will bomb JewYork with C4 Bombs (laced with Fentanyl Dust) or radioactive dust or poison the water supply with Fentanyl and JewJersey will get some of the fallout and poisonings. They will use this PLANNED COORDINATED EVENT to railroad whites into dying to fight Russia or China or Syria or Iran.THINK VIDEOGAME TACTICS.You're wanting to build more pylons to destroy the Zerg, but the game says, "BASE NEEDS UPGRADES". So they demolish the JewYork operations zone, rebuild an impenetrable fortress (using your tax dollars) and continue the conquest game.If you live in JewJersey or JewYork or near either shithole... GET OUT NOW OR VERY SOON. High probability that the Jews will schedule their JewYork demolition/poison/exploding/irradiator game VERY SOON. IF YOU WANT TO STOP THIS GAME.ARREST ALL LOCKHEED MARTIN EXECUTIVES IMMEDIATELY.USE THEIR BACKDOOR CODES TO DISABLE AND DESTROY THE EVAC DRONES OR DUMP THEM IN THE OCEAN TO DROWN.To stop city demolition... ARREST ALL SYNAGOGUE MEMBERS IN JEWYORK & JEWJERSY then afterwards look for secret tunnels, secret rooms, secret basements, and investigate the drainage systems for huge caches of explosive materials. SNIFFER DOGS, DIGITAL SNIFFER CHIPS, MULTI SPECTRAL & HYPERSPECTRAL IMAGING (creates chemical signatures per reflected infrared light) can literally see vented offgassing of chemical explosive stockpiles.STOP THE EVACUATION OF THE JEW CRIMINALS.DETECT AND NEUTRALIZE THE JEW PLANTED EXPLOSIVES.EXECUTE THE CRIMINALS.
>>491765437I hope so anon. They are dug in deep over here. Almost all of congress is bought and paid for
>>491762940>There are drones in the sky that follow FAA regulations>Therefore, the government must have opened an interdimensional portal to a malicious technologically advanced civilization who are slowly invading our plane of realityWhy is /pol/ like this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xVccNMkDbewSUMBODY ORDER A WARTHOG??[fat black woman in pelican intesifies]
Do you know how long it took us to neutralize your greatest casino?FOUR MINUTESIN FOOOUUURR MINUTES, The Luxor, mankind's FINEST achievement, became a memory.
/hg/ niggas? Everyone jump ship
Reminder: Black project report leaked to NYT in 2017 and it explicitly said that ET tech was in a warehouse owned by Robert Bigelow(real bro's know who he is) in Nevada alongside "non earth materials".
The Ancient Antagonist. The Beater of BITCHtana. The Cultivator of Chills. The Dictator of Discontent. The Evolving Epidemic. The Finisher of Forerunners. The Greatest of Grils. The Harbinger of Halo. The Ideal Invertebrate. The Judge of Jobbers. The Kingpin of Kino. The Lord of Lolis. The Mastermind of Mischief. The Nightmare of Numerous. The Overlord of Obscenity. The Polygar of Post-credits. The Queen of Quivering. The Ruler of Reach. The Sultan of Sequel-bait. The Thane of the Thread. The Übermensch of Unstoppable. The Villain of Vitriol. The Warrior of Waves. The Xenon of Xbox. The Yes-man of Yonder. The Zealot of Zanzibar.THE COLOSSAL CRABTHE AWAKENED ANOMALOCARISTHE FRIGHTENING FREEZETHE BENDER OF KNEESTHE FORERUNNERS FEARTHE CRAB BEHIND THE CURTAINTHE REGAL ROGUETHE ELEGANT EXTRATERESTRIALTHE SHUDDERER OF SOYSTHE CHILLER OF CHIEFSTHE MOGUL OF MONKEYSTHE TERRIFYING OF TIME TRAVELTHE PRIMORDIAL PUNISHMENTTHE TSAR OF TOUHOUTHE CREAMER OF CQBSTHE BARON OF BAD WRITINGTHE PREHISTORIC PERSECUTORTHE ADDITIONAL ANCIENT EVILTHE ALLY OF ATRIOXTHE CRUSHER OF CUNNYTHE RAVAGER OF REACHAROUNDSTHE VAPORIZOR OF NOSTALGIAFAGSTHE ANNIHILATOR OF AVIATORSTHE CONSUMER OF CH4DSTHE LIQUIDATOR OF LOREFAGSTHE ERECTOR OF TOWERSTHE GALACTIC PANDEMICTHE JANNIES' ONE FEARTHE ONE WHO WILL DESTROY CHIFU, ARBY, AND FERNANDO'S PUSSIESGODless the BESTBESTless the BRUTEMASTERless the INEVITABLEALPHAless the SEXUALLY APPEALINGKINOless the BANE OF BUNGIEFAGSUNSTOPPABLEless the IMPERVIOUSSEXYless the CHADSTRONGless the UNSTOPPABLEBRING MEless the UNMATCHEDANCIENTless the BETTER THAN DIDACTBIGless the BIGMACROless the MASSIVEMYSTERIOUSless the UNSEENHOOKless the DLC STINGERTIMEless the RETCONTHE BEST 343 COULD COME UP WITHLITERALLY A SECOND ANCIENT EVILENTER ENDLESSCHAD, UNLEASHED UPON THE GALAXY
>>491765743They were dug in deep in weimar germany, too. There's never a weed so deep you cannot root it out.
RubberDukky4702 is behind all this... You'll see!
>>491762769>you know it's coming...that's what she said last night
>The message just repeats. 'Regret, Regret, Regret.'>Catchy. Any idea what it means?>Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth.>And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!HOO-RAH
Letting pajeets into the greater internet has shown to be a net loss for humankind
>>491765926kek>>>/vg/506681770
>>491762317rl basedjak
>>491763248And in what year did this split happen? There is no historical record of mankind moving, nor are there any statistical records that show a major drop in population suddenly that could be hidden behind. Bozrah is a BS theory.
>>491762317>https://x.com/maniaUFO/status/1869466007607370078looks fake
>>491762317Damn bro I want to believe that's real. Fucking badass. Too bad it's fake
>>491766260Of course it's also some flaggy dysgenic mutt
>>491766260>>491766505flabbyGoddamn
>>491762447desu I'm surprised lockheed martin hasn't made this shit real. I'd happily pay for more wars in the middle east if we had ts.
>>491762317A high tech drone just flew over my house! I had my wife look and she confirmed!
>>491762940Fake and gay. Its project blue beam you stupid pieces of shit
>>491763145ITS A PSYOP YOU DIPSHIT
>>491766552make me a sabre
>>491762317>>491762940Chris Chan was right and the dimensional merger is happening right now. https://youtu.be/ik6wihnTJ-M?si=NVVZZZlegjIhXD-O
>>491762317FAKE AND GAY
The things we have yet to see.$7.2 trillion "missing" from Pentagon budgets since 1982 didn't vanish into thin air...
>>491763976Ahhh the Lockhead Martin paper airplane. Who could forget that beauty?
>>491762317Area 51 contains the silent cartographer confirmed
To me it looks legit..Anybody from Las Vegas? After all that thing is supposedly very big and sounded pretty loud as well.
>>491764389loool
>>491763208I guess we blowing a hole on mars now
>>491762317fuck off with your astroturfed faggotryyour surveillance bill died today, so eat shit and stop shilling
There is no fucking way that can be real. Where are our debunkers?
>>491768533under degroundehehehehehehehe
>>491762317Holy fuck is Master Chief here
>>491762317KYS Jew
>>491762831Isn't that major chief
>>491762959Robo Floyd. I made a video about him
>>491762317So let me get this straight, if they had eagles in Lord of the Rings, then why in the fuck did Frodo walk the entire way to Mordor?
pol is retardedSource: @iceman_fox1 on Instagramhe does this for the lulsyou all fell for it.
>>491763639Lmao. Most of you newfags don't even know what goatse was. I appreciate that it lives on in random ai formations though. They scrubbed that shit from the Internet like lemon party and 2girls1cup (etc.)
