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Something big is happening! Biden and Kamala emergency meeting in DC!
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the christmas eve terror?
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>>491866880
Omg!!!!
Jan 6 part 2
The October 7thing
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I keep forgetting Biden is still President lol.
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>Biden dies
>Kamala gets to be the first female president for like a month and can't actually do anything
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>>491866953
This will be worse than 1000 9/11 and 77 ww2 and almost as 1% as bad as oct. 7
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>>491866880
WORLD WAR 3!!!!!
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>>491866880
They found the nuke, Screencast this post. Also, they weren't supposed to find it.
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>>491866880
You’re a fucking retard. Biden went to Delaware for anniversary of his first wife and daughter’s death. Biden was SUPPOSED TO COME BACK TONIGHT AND HE DID
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>>491866880
its just a new hair cut, not a big deal
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>>491866992
Who?
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>>491867050
how are we going to blame the jews for this one
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>Aliens exist

T-minus 5....4.....
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>>491866880
Democrat coup happening
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>>491867103
Huh?
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>some literally who on twitter
lemme guess, it's bullshit again
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>>491866880
Have those two ever been present during their stay in the White House? His first year as POTUS I don't Joe Biden addressed the American people even once.
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>>491867106
Well they facilitated it getting here, and are pretty much the only reason it was here in the first place. Of course they used proxies but the fact remains.
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>>491867050
They snatched the snuke?
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>>491867326
right out of the snizz
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>>491867326
>>491867350
You fucks beat me to all the good ones, I have to make up my own these days >.>
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>>491867350
It's happening
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>>491867050
>Also, they weren't supposed to find it.
So getting caught wasn't part of their plan?
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>>491866880
nukes
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>>491867157
What?
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>>491866880
>>491867050
The real question is whether or not they'll announce what's going on to the public
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If there’s like an imminent there to like 200 million dying and we have a few days before it happens. Do you think it’ll be easy to get laid randomly? Will chicks still just want Chad? Or will any guy do?
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>>491866880
They forgot to take their child prisoners with them and got yelled at by a rabbi.
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>>491867563
If it a a nothingburger, yes.
If it was something in anyway interesting, no.
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On August 29th, 1997, it's going to feel pretty fucking real to you
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>>491867520
Nigger if you went so far as to actually get the nooook here and send out sniffers in a big retarded way that's sus as fuck would you plan on getting caught?
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>>491866880
is it the drones
did biden summon the drones back into his hive
did the queen bee dance, they danced back
theres honey somewhere
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>>491866880

maybe russias going to do somthing and the drones were ours to look for subs
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>>491867561
Yes.
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>>491867594
See you on the other side mr.virgin
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A drone just flew over my white house!
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>>491867106
we all know the truth, no need to "blame" as if it's false
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>>491867644
Chill out, dick wad.
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>>491867594
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>>491866992
2 more weeks!
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>>491866880
The government is going to shut down tomorrow if they can't pass a spending bill, so Kamala was called back in the event that they need the VP to cast a tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
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>>491867649
That sounds very painful.
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>>491867649
Moron, he's baneposting.
You're supposed to reply with another quote.
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>>491867675
Abraham Lincoln?
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>>491867594
my dad lost his virginity in 1962 apparently during the cuban missile thing to some random girl who didnt want to die a virgin. It was a wierd story to tell but seemed legit. The conversation went like this while watching TV in a doctors office.

"I dont want to die unloved"
"Neither do I"
"Do you want too? You and I?"
"Sure"
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>>491866880
Are our distant relatives from alpha centauri coming to visit us this Christmas?
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>>491867242
he did, you're being disingenuous also you sound fat
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It's the budget vote. Does /pol/ not know the very basics of the Congressional budget cycle?
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>>491866880
literally who
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>>491867804
That’s hot
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>>491867556
this
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Pizza meter off the charts boys. Shit going down
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>>491867804
that's a hot idea, just having meaningless sex with a girl for fun and just cause, not because you care about each other. A fantasy i've always had is having sex with a female friend just cause we're both bored.
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>>491867075
then it's settled
It's happening
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>>491867915
OH FU
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>>491866880
Imagine an actual secret civil war and the God damn dems are the evil ones, what a time to be alive. But if the bad guys really wanna make something irreversible to make negotiations impossible the time is now.
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>>491867915
>>491868026
Everything is fine
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>>491866992
Antony Blinken is still president.
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>>491867915
Dominoes is swamped
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>>491867760
Was being a gay nigger part of your plan?
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>>491867760
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would banepost a thread, before throwing it out of a plane.
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>>491867915
HAPPENING CONFIRMED RUSSIAN NUKES DROP TONIGHT
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>>491866992
So does he.
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>>491867915
this is still more accurate than the schizo meter
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>>491867915
¡ESTÁ OCURRIENDO!
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>>491867915
Did a flash bang go off right before you took that screenshot, leaf?
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>>491866880
these two clowns don't run shit so its nothing burger.
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Two more weeks
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>>491866880
Check food delivery near the penatgon.
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>>491868354
rip
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>>491867804
That's one of the sub-plots to Independence Day
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>>491868302
OH FUCK CHECK THE DOT
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>>491866880
I'm wondering why this isn't a bigger deal.
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>>491867929
Post nut clarity will hurt
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>>491867050
my uncle who works for nintendo says, this is the big one
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>>491866880
Remember all those Temp flight restrictions that were ONLY in New Jersey last night? Well, here's the map tonight.....
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>>491869003
All of those are elec substations and the biggest one on the top left is Picatinny arsenal
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oh for sure,it's deffinily happenin! this time,for suuuuuuuuuure
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>>491867050
Naw

>>491867128
This
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>>491869003
are they trying to keep stuff grounded to make it harder for the payload to leave via air cargo?
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>>491867563
Even if they announce something, it's 100% sure to be bullshit
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>>491866880

An annoucement will be made in the coming hours that will change the world forever.
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nothing ever happens
>inb4 glowie
dont care, all in
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>>491868723
People is literally overwhelmed, i think if we connect the dots maybe we could reach an educated guess.
>Orbs, which most likely are a psy op or actually hunting a nuke,
>The loomin danger of a new gain of function flu like disease,
>Vaccine side effects piling on each day harder to blame on other things,
>Too much debt and waste in the ukraine war and Israel
>shady bussiness with laboratories in ukraine, china and africa god knows developing what.
>capitulation of the ukraine war
>Israelis remind us why nobody likes them
>china getting ready to go full into a economic war and forcing the economy to tank, too much dependence of their cheap and inhumane traits.

if we go by the idea of Chinese hoarding gold and other strategic minerals in Africa it's clear they will try to take over the production of circuits but only attack Taiwan when the US is really weakened.
So gringos are potentially fighting five wars, against china, russia, iran, syria and Ukraine with weak allies.
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>>491869339
Bitcoin strategic reserve
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Holy shit joe biden just flew over my house
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A SNEEDLER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>491866880
>musk publicly stating his opinion on his own platform is corrupt but NGOs and billionaires doing it in secret is fine
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This is not happenstance... Look at the rest of the country on the map. The only temp flight restrictions is in the tri-state area.
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>>491866992
That’s okay, so does Joe.
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>>491867004
Literally 2 weeks
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everything the democrats have blamed Trump for doing is something they do. So maybe they won't relinquish power like they said he would do.
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>>491866992
>ID: 6iZZzLXJ
>ZZz
Legendary sleepy joe post.
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>>491867030
And it will still be a drop in the bucket compared to the worst day in human history ever recorded.

Jan 6.
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>>491869704
>Look at the rest of the country on the map. The only temp flight restrictions is in the tri-state area.
On the whole globe for that matter.
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>>491866880
A tragedy has occurred
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>>491869833
>I won’t pardon Hunter, I’ll respect the due process of law
>lol jk here’s a blanket pardon
It’d be consistent, I guess.
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guys werent the chinese supposed to announce they made contact with aliens, its already friday on the east coast what gives
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>>491866880
Big if nothing happens.
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>>491866880
BIDEN’S PRESIDENTIAL PLANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>491867748
the UFO's are going to fall out of the sky all over new jersey if the govt shutdown happens, then the nuke will go off
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Has Putin been rushed to the Kremlin?
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>>491867915
It's the holiday season.
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiXmO36xQvg
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>>491866992
He does to.
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>>491867050
they rebuked the nuke?!
it's like nukes didn't even real
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the nuke was in my butt
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>>491866880
GOY LUK DA ABOUTANDADODIDSDAT HUBOBOKUKOBOKUKAKAKABALER AND DA BOOODEN IS IS IMMERGENCEDE
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>>491869245
>t. played Half-Life 25 years too late
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>>491870425
what about a snuke in your snatch?
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>>491870466
don't be dumb you can't fit a snuke in your snatch
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>>491868255
hehehehe
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>>491870544
and yet
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>>491867915
no dude they patched that bug a while back
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>>491870425
Mr. Slave?
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Can someone explain the snuke joke i don't get it?
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>>491870696
Clinton's vagina
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>>491867748
So because the us corporation is run by israel. I hear rand paul is going to bring in a festivas aluminum pole and philibuster the bill and the philibuster will consist of the feats of strength where he others tell everyone there what they don’t like about them and how they disappoint them and everyone else. No gets to leave for the winter solstice.
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>>491867804
Someone has to have the Hawaii false nuke warning screencap.
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>>491870425
why did you have a nuke in your butt
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>>491866880
Biden is gonna make a poopoo
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>>491870696
south park episode where the British pay Russian terrorists to put a suitcase nuke (snuke) in Hilary Clinton's snatch
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>>491867050
They will probably credit all the traitor agents for finding something that either never existed or they themselves put there.
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The fact nothing is happening and we think that politicians allegedly going to the white house is breaking news means we are all retarded.
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>>491867594
It would be just your luck if all of the women on earth were accidentally wiped out and only men survived.
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>>491869968
FAA has airspace restricted through the 20th citing SECURITY concerns.
https://tfr.faa.gov/tfr_map_ims/html/ns/scale7/tile_59_24.html
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>>491868123
There was thursday night football also, but there is definitely some celebrating going on in VA.
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>>491866880
They're really going ahead w/ Blue Beans?
C'mon now.
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>>491867030
roughly 1/6gorrillion-th of a Pearl Harbor
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>>491867748
Doesn't explain Biden, and there wouldn't be a "rush". Also the issue is in the House, not the Senate.
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>>491871107
Forcing both the brain-addled, useless-for-anything-but-stamping-papers President AND the VP who is completely checked out and hasn't been in DC once since she started campaigning in the summer, to both go back to DC to station at the White House, means that something is probably going down in the Bunker. There's no reason for either of them to be present for anything else.
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>>491871359
Yeah that would make sense, Biden still has to pretend to be cognizant.
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>>491868533
>Posts a cheese pizza
>gets a 33

What did he mean by this?
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The most annoying thing about the fake aliend roll out will be the smarmy libs accusing you of science denial
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>>491871361
Maybe. Or, maybe not.
We will see.
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>>491871359
Don't they still need Biden to sign it after it's passed?
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>>491871361
Nothing ever happens...
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>>491871491
Yeah, no shit.

>>491871522
Probably but that wouldn't really matter because even if he wasn't on hand to scribble on the ceremonial paper, they'd still do the shit. And even then, there's no reason he would need to be in the White House to sign a bill paper. He can and does do that shit from Delaware most of the time anyway.
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bros….did you just feel that?

something MASSIVE is coming.
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>>491871477
no, the most annoying thing will be when youre thrown into a woodchipper for being a worthless retard with a 1-track mind
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>>491868533
>>491871441
>What did he mean by this?
He means....ALWAYS strongly interpret the dot!
https://gcpdot.com/
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>>491871704
my cat just dropped a massive turd in the litter box sorry about that
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>>491871712
I wont be spoken to that way by the likes of a memeflagging retard
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Joe Biden has been dead for months if not years.
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other thread just posted twit link showing biden previously planned on being in dc tonight cuz he's visiting the children's hospital tomorrow. nothingburger confirmed
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>>491871704
yea sorry that was me, i let out a big fat GREASY shart. taking a shower soon
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I-95N CLOSED TRENTON TO NYC
I-95N CLOSED TRENTON TO NYC
I-95N CLOSED TRENTON TO NYC
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>>491871257
Im in va
What are we celebrating?
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>>491867030
jan 69: 2 deep 4 you
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>>491871522
Biden can sign a bill wherever he wants. He can sign a bill on the shitter if he wants.

There would be no need to rush to DC just for that. Delaware is like an hour car ride to DC. They could just sent an intern with the bill and he could sign it.
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>>491871704
My senses are telling me.... two more weeks
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>>491867669
Holy shit retard NPCs like you should just be shot in the face. I'm so fucking tired of you.
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>>491872174
No, no... anon. I fear it might be far, far quicker than that.

It will happen in 13 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes.

Screencap this.
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>>491871933


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw0cF7icqWA
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>>491869737
>>491870360
No prize for second you losers
especially you mutt get the fuck outta here until you turn 18/get your citizenship
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwksTfJVgTQ
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>>491866927
There's serious talk that Castro Jr is going to step down very soon. Also major changes in Syria
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>>491872174
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>>491872101
This.

Again, the only reason for Biden & Kamala to be in DC instead of home for holidays is if they need to be present in the War Room.
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>>491867804
>during the cuban missile thing
mom told me everyone thought they were going to die and just went to 'end of the world' parties for a few days until it was over.
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>>491866880
everyday it's something else stupid
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>>491869003
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>>491870182
YES
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Soon
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>>491866880
>literally both of them are actually rushing to the white house a couple days before christmas
My bet is that article i saw in the other thread about the brits and the chinks threatening to reveal aliums tomorrow, it's either that or some country leader finally blown their shit and is seriously trying to drop a nuke.
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>>491866880
It's prob over the government potentially shutting down and them needing to release some statement.
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>>491866880
Hawk Tuah girl might’ve died, that’s a national emergency
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>>491870890
I honestly wonder how there doing. Do you think they still talk or ever talked about it?
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>>491874003
biden is literally only a couple weeks from retirement, he doesn't give enough of a shit to go back to the white house for that.
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>>491866880
are kikes going to drop the big one on Russia before Trump takes office?
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>>491874115
nah they are far more likely to nuke palestine then nuke russia, well they might nuke iran, would would kind of be hilarious.
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>>491873579
House Republicans tried and failed Thursday evening to fast-track a measure to keep the government funded through a maneuver that required a two-thirds majority, pushing the government closer to a shutdown.
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>>491866880
Nothing ever happens chud.

Those drones were a nothingburger. Whatever is going on with the (((shutdown))) won't amount to anything. Its all theater.
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>>491874156

or they will put Kamel-a into the power to call it a day and her as a first female president.
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an alien just walked b
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>>491867004
>America gets first female president
>completely collapses in under two week
Please God, it would be so funny.
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>>491866880
Done in 30
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>>491874028
>I'm average
>my dick is around 4 and a half inches
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I saw a boeing RC135U combat sent was airborne, any relations to this maybe?
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>>491867075
>You’re a fucking retard. Biden went to Delaware for anniversary of his first wife and daughter’s death. Biden was SUPPOSED TO COME BACK TONIGHT AND HE DID

I'm sure this is over the failed passing of a continuing resolution and the looming government shutdown. Musk really torpedoed the bill, lol, and now they are scrambling to prevent a shutdown before Christmas. Also, the last thing congress wants to do is come back to DC during their Christmas break. So they need to get it done now or the last thing Biden will do in office is preside over a shutdown, kek.
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>>491866880

Insider here.

It’s not about the drones. It’s about a new pandemic. I fucking shit you not. H5N1 has a h2h variant with a 7 - 14 day incubation period. And it’s not just H5N1.
There is a second variant… that’s also now h2h. H3N8. There are currently 30+ people in severe condition but they’re blaming it on influenza a, for the time being. Countries around the world know what’s going on, it’s why they’re moving funny.
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>>491866880
neither of them serve such a purpose, they have no decision making, jew cabal runs the government.
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the answer is inside here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJwVeH-mI-Q
9 hours ago the purple haired lich asked to "unequivocally reject the illegitimate oligarchy that seeks to usurp the authority of the united states congress (and of the american people)" (accuse <upcoming uniparty government (not xheirs)> of your own crimes)

out in public, in congress, as appointed official
absolute clown show, no actually its worse, the past four years were worse, an actual disaster, and these "people" responsible not even being prosecuted by the appropriate authority is absolutely >expelative redacted< concerning.

pic related because imageboard nigger
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>>491876750
my dad also works at gay and homoseggs
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>>491877375
Your father is a federal agent eh?
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>>491867594
ur Mom just gave me a blowjob so probably?
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>>491866880
No. Nothing ever happens
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>>491866880
Amazinngly dramatic photograph of ...an empty street with a few parked cars.

Pulitzer Prize incoming fr.
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>>491877431
Yes, all dads are.
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>>491867594
Bro, if that happens, we all gunna be too busy fending off the ultimate wilding event to think about pussy.
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>>491866880
Probably over the drone scare, growing hate of CEOs by far leftists, or Turkey pushing Syrian rebels to attack the Kurds
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>>491867743
underrated
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>>491866927
>Come out to D.C.
>We'll have a few drinks
>Have a few laughs...
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>>491872305
Fuckin KEK I love Aussies and their crustacean cookouts
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>>491867804
For me, it’s Hawaiian nuclear incest
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>>491878413
>>491867804
I'm gonna have a stranger story
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>>491868113
this
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>>491867106
>how are we going to blame the jews for this one
Jews will only face justice for their actual warcrimes and crimes against humanity that they committed.
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>>491867751
for jew
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>>491868123
Kek
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>>491869541
>Bitcoin strategic reserve
How can you have a "reserve" of an intangible (entry in a database) that has NO physical manifestation?

At the end of the day, what do you have?
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>>491878413
Better not put any fucking pineapples on that pizza, mon ami.
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>>491878508
You broke both of your arms as a teenager?
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>>491866880
The assassination attempt on Nick Fuentes failed, so they'll debate on another way to take him out.
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>>491867751
for her
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>>491874925
>I saw a boeing RC135U combat sent was airborne, any relations to this maybe?
It's the E4 you need to worry about going airborne. That's the WW3 command and control center.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_E-4
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>>491867128
And you will still be a loser with no hope of getting any earth or space pussy.
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>>491867929
I had meaningless sex with my roommate during the COVID lockdowns just because we were not working and bored. I had only been living with her for around 4-5 months and still barely knew her. She was 10 years older so had nothing in common and she wasn't the most attractive. We were clothed the few times we did it and there was no passion there, no kissing, etc but it was hot having that type of sex where it was just out of sheer boredom and not out of mutual attraction.
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>>491870842
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>>491867929
this happened to me with a really not that attractive emo chick back in like 2007, she was my friends neighbor and would invite us over to smoke weed and one day we were out by the swamp and he was like im gonna go home this sucks and walked away and as soon as he was out of sight she grabbed my arm and said basically "theres nothing else to do but each other" and i had the nastiest sweaty mosquito and mud sex ill ever have(i used to fuck my wife at the river in our car so it was crazy bad)
it was pretty fun but i attach easily and sex kinda puts me in a way where im literally going to try to be holding your hand for the rest of your life or snuggled on you and i could tell my buddy knew what happened thennext time we hung out
he died of a heroin+xanax mix like 4 years ago. i still talk to the chick now and then, shes one of my oldest friends
shes still ugly in the face but she has an amazing body now with beautiful green eyes
that cunt was so fucking tight
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>>491866880

>What could be so important that one vegetable needs to have an emergency meeting with another?

Because they heard the salad was getting tossed! That's what! KEK!
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>>491867050
Who is they? Our military?
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>>491873164
>cuban missile crisis "end of the world" debauchery parties being a nationwide phenomena
Hunh.
Never heard of this before (but I'm a smoothbrain millennial, so it makes sense).
Anyone have more info about this cultural event/phenomenon?
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>>491869245
>pic
Wow. That would be cool.
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>>491866880
Maybe she’ll be the first black female president for a week. This is exciting news guys!
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>>491881879
kek lmoa
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>>491868255
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>>491881186
Sounds like it was "meaningless" to you, but that at the time she really liked you (enough at least to drag your stoned ass out to some swamp as a pretext to fuck you after plying you with herb).
Maybe she was just bad at showing that she wanted to be with you in some compacity romantically, and your inability to overlook her facial attractiveness didn't help with you wanting to pursue things with her too.
You think she still wants to be thing with you? (Or at least bang?)
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>>491866992
Wait, he is?
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>>491866880
LMAO politicians are just on vacation the whole time unless they need to do a psyop. Do you get the week prior to christmas off?
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>>491882271
no, we literally talked about it, she didnt like me like that were just bored, it only happened once, and yea we still talk but we never bring it up, shes never even let me kiss her but we hold hands and hug alot
its more of a "guy friend" thing we're friends but nothing more i should probably get her a card this year for christmas
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>>491882271
also the swamp was where wed all smoke it was like a local waterhole for a few teenagers, eventually the township put trashcans back there because of all the litter, ive fucked 6 girls in that spot it was literally "man whatre we gonna DO today??" and then "i dunno, wanna fuck?" and im just looking at her like eh i guess
i dont litter by the way. i still go out there time to time to catch snakes and pick up trash. its a nice spot
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>>491870303
lol
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>>491872834
is that real?
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>>491882502
>the most intimate and soul-connecting thing that you can do with another human being, that it literally meant flood your brain with a cascade of neurotransmitters to pair-bound you two for a potential childbirth and bringing a new soul into being
>"we were just having 'just bored' sex; nothing more to it"

You normies are so soulless and weird.
I know modern society will say that you two would be examples the mentally healthy and well adjusted; but it sounds like complete madness that two people could just have sex like it was a handshake or eating a mcdouble, and to not think anything about it or that there was nothing more to it.
Millions of years of nature and selection, and thousands of previous years of society, had literally dictated that to do that act with another person could result in life or death situations; yet here all the modern humans are, thinking that it's as inconsequential as like sneezing or cleaning your earwax out.
Fuckin' madness.
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>>491882934
I don't even know if I'm real
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I just got back from clubbing with down cute girls and I'm in San Fran. Where the fuck is the nuke I want to die tonight and not die when I'm hungover tomorrow
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>>491883131
I agree, it's unimaginable to me to just fuck out of boredom, but let's not make the kikes mad
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All of these convoys should have those construction signs with digital writing stating "two weeks".
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>>491883163
The mind defines the reality. Therefore you're not real to me. But I'm not real to you.
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>>491869875
>>491866992
Kek
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>>491867106
Simple. They did it.
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back in the days they would rush somewhere because the hacker known as 4chan has done something
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>>491883131
>"we were just having 'just bored' sex; nothing more to it"
In 40k this is how the Eldar brought Slaanesh into being, leading to their fall and indirectly that of the galactic human federation.
So don't let any Eldar talk down their noses to you.
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>>491866880
Glowies saw my post about a false flag just triggering everyone to kill jews and ZOGbots and had to call an emergency abort mission.
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>>491867594
not even a nuke will help you get laid lulz
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>>491883131
it was a sweaty august day we were 17 and didnt have a car at the time, all she had was cky2 and old school on dvd both of which wed watched a million times and she sucked at hackey sack and didnt climb trees
youre looking into this too far it was a one off casual teenager sex
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>>491866880
>no link
>i made shit up
No bump
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>>491872174
PUT 'RUDY20' IN ALL FIELDS FOR $20 OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER OF $100 OR MORE
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>>491879061
it represents organized information which compared to raw resources which will become more plentiful over time might be worth more than gold in a pracitcal sense
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TWO MORE WEEKS
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>>491869339
nothing just got announced
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>>491866992
He was never president.
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>>491866880
One last fuck you before Trump assumes office?
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>>491867245
>>491870842

Sometimes I wonder if you retards actually believe this bullshit or do it for the lulz.

Ten years back it was irony but you dumb motherfuckers got high on your own drugs and now you can’t separate memes from reality anymore
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>>491867915
the only source of news i trust
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>>491867915
godspeed anons
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>>491867594
This man is asking the real questions and I respect him for it.
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>>491866880
Chinese about to disclose aliens in à few hours..just saying.
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>>491869245
Wonderful
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>>491869245
> quantum computing
> maybe happened
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So it did turn out to be a nothing burger?
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>>491869245
This is true. What the fuck do you think CERN has been doing?
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>>491867242
He kind of did, but it was some green screen bullshit so you were never sure what was real or not.
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>>491866880
David Schwimmer made a Part II of his film Trust.
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>>491866880
1. They found Biden's brain.
2. There's a little girl in the WH and Biden wants to fu... sniff her.
3. Ay lmaos have landed.
4. The ghost of Washington appeared.
5. Elon Musk's future self travelled back in time with a message.
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Oh are we finally going to announce that Biden is dead?
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>>491867915
ohshi-
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>>491866927
22/12 or 12/22 for americans. rams v jets
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>>491870926
No shit?
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>>491884128
chatGPT has learned how to imitate my teenage years perfectly and it's a little unnerving.
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>>491892433
or
6. They finally made transgenderism illegal
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>>491867078
what's the haircuts name?
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>>491867781
I'm serious.
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>>491866880
The Jews are going to false flag Christmas with a nuclear weapon and summoned the face goyim back for instructions.
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>>491867820
His first press briefing was while Kamala was doing a rally as part of her campaign. All the previous times he'd done something were staged bullshit and the spokesnigger answering questions.
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>>491886664
>might be worth more than gold in a pracitcal sense
It does not physically exist, and the information itself is just a database entry. How can it have any real world value, apart from what someone is willing to pay for it.

It's a tulip bulb. Or a Hunter biden painting. It may have value as a medium to conduct transactions across national borders, but it FUNDAMENTALLY has no value. It isn't gold it's "digital gold". I don't have a girlfriend, I have a "digital girlfriend".

An oz of gold can make 9 square meters of gold leaf, or 80km of gold wire. It can be used for medical implants, and is fully compatible with the human body, internally and externally.

It doesn't oxidize under standard conditions and retains it's gold luster after hundreds of years under terrible storage conditions.

A bitcoin "strategic reserve asset" is a pretty big stretch. I liove it when people make gold colored "coin" images with a B on them. They're stolen valoring gold.

Is bitcoin a potential speculative asset? Sure. Just like tulip bulbs, but does it have "inherent" value? No.

Q: Why is the price of Bitcoin going up?
A: Because people are buying it.

Q: Why are people buying Bitcoin?
A: Because the price is going up.

This also works in reverse BTW, which explains the "face peeling" volatility of BTC.
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>>491874236
They wouldn't do that since it would add a bit fucking asterisk next to her time as president forever. They want the first female president to be elected so nobody can say "she was TECHNICALLY the first female president but..."
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>>491866880
They want to get that bill passed
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>>491883259
It's nice of you to take downies out clubbing.
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>>491893557
I'm so jaded i don't think this would be enough to get me back into patriot mode. I can't be the only one.
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>>491868255
check'd and kek'd
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London just got nuked. I heard it all the way up in Oxford!!!!!1
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>>491894222
I doubt this is it, but I can see them being this petty
>Lost the election, Trump is going to be president #47
>Knows he's a goblin for merchandise, know he has a bunch of #47 branded stuff
>Slide Kamala in for a few weeks, now she is technically #47
>Hah, take that Trump! Now you have to reorder all that shit to say #48
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>>491869949
6 million died from cringe on that day of darkness
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>>491866880
Thor Valiant is in town
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>>491872473
Who cares about him?
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>>491894333
checked and if they're down, i'm down
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>>491869339
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>>491867915

That's concerning but I'm not heading to the bunker (moms basement) until the DC fag bars are all closed.
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>>491868348
Lol not this time nog...those peepoo will get dropped like hogs..
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Aliens running a train on Biden. It was her turn.
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>>491893978
typical stupid fucking canadian.
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>>491871788
But you will be because you are a retard
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>>491867838
Congress hasn't managed to pass a budget since 1997.
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>>491894579
That's literally the best situation for Trump, all the folks that bought Trump 47 shirts and hats and shit have to buy new hats with Trump 48 on them. Plus, he can sell the 47 stuff as "collector's items" like the Madame President magazine covers.
One thing Trump knows how to do well, apart from beat women in elections, is marketing.
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>>491895329
>typical stupid fucking canadian.
Don't be mad. The best revenge is to lever up and put everything on Bitcoin and get rich and then laught at the fools like me who missed their chance.

Getting mad suggests some part of your subconcious fears I might be right.

BTW, I say exactly the same thing for Boomers who've loaded up on Nvidia.
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>>491867915
This shit goin be fun
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>>491866880
Baby Biden needs a diaper change
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>>491887934
All filthy goyim are being exterminated. All hail the supreme Chosen peoples Israeli NWO.
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>>491869245
So... Half-Life route? Nice! My favorite game!
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Nothing happened omg, again!
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>>491893557
Brace yourself for epic goyim sacrifice

This centuries Great Goyim Sacrifice is going to be the largest ever.
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>>491867004
They're gonna do this, for no other reason than to fuck up all the "45 & 47" merch
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>>491868255
OY
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>>491879612
Its always funny when incels accidentally blurt out their inner most feelings while trying to insult someone
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>>491879612
>space pussy.
LOL
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>>491874228
The drones were USA owned but AI controlled, which is why the government didn't want you shooting at them but also didn't know what they were doing.
What they were doing is preparing to destroy the government.
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>>491866880
>Something big is happening! Biden and Kamala emergency meeting in DC!

Don't worry they are just going into the bunker. >(You) Will be fine.
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just woke up and I hear bangs outside what's going on?
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nothing ever happens.... never
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>>491899787
Nothing you fucking stupid asshole lmfao. Theyre doing construction outside of my place is it…. Is it a NUKE!?!
Omg
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>>491867004
That's probably how Kamala Harris wants it too, she's a dimwit but she's just bright enough to KNOW she's dumb unlike Justin Trudeau, she wants the money, awards, gibs, but not the responsibility.
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>>491867004
That's enough time to start ww3 or to cause a nuclear fallout. Don't underestimate stupid people.



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