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here's your new president bro
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>>492019395
Elon has roid gut

Guess he shouldn't have trusted the science :(
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>>492019395
Tax him
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>>492019395
You LOST! You're a LOSER! You belong to the PARTY OF LOSERS! You didn't only LOSE, you got BTFO LOST! You LOST everything: Senate, House, Presidency, SCOTUS, Governors, LAWFARE witch hunts, POPULAR VOTE! You're a TOTAL FAILURE! You couldn't win a single thing! NOTHING! It is OVER! You LOST! You will keep LOSING because that's what LOSERS do - they LOSE!

Did I mention you're a LOOOOOOOOOOSER?
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Really makes you guys mad, huh?
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Prometheus
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>>492019395
Although this is scooped Elon definitely has some form of ascites combined with barrel chest. He likely has some sort of liver problem going on.
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>>492019395
>BRO. PASS ME ANOTHER WHITE CLAW. BROOOOOO!!!!!
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>>492023209
Different priorities.

Not everyone cares about fitness.
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>>492023209
you are an irrelevant loser, not head of multiple companies who need your attention
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>>492023209
>roid gut
Read the fucking thread, >>492020955
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>>492023446
Sounds like cope
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>>492019395
I thought the elites were powered by keto diets so their brains would not waste a second on something so petty as craving sugar.

Oh well. I can justify ordering a huge bag of 3musketeers bars now.
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>>492023532
these are both 1 comp chumps
(1 company chumps)
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> old pic

To be fair, he lose a lot of weight and look pretty good now
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>>492023451
>roid gut
Nah he's just a fat fuckin slob. He'd be jacked if it was roid gut. He's built like someone who's been a severe alcoholic for 30 fuckin years.

>>492023446
Bullshit he has access to every drug every hormone, could easily go Bezos mode with a TINY bit of fucking effort and self control. He probably eats like a fucking pig, drinks like a fish, and gets zero exercise of any kind.
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>>492019395
>here's your new president bro
Oh no!
The funniest thing about the left is they don't know when to cut their losses. People on the right should probably start attacking Elon as well while pretending to be lefties until Elon decides to use his billions to remove every left wing politician in the US.
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>>492019395
is that before or after railing ketamine all night?
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>>492019395
i don't care as long as doge guts the department of education, the irs, and the epa
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>>492023209
What did you do to get so many warts on your nipples? Is it possible to achieve this level of wartmaxxing natty?
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>>492019395
Haha lets just keep posting the same photoshopped image making fun of the richest man in the world. That'll get him!
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>>492023451
It isn't roid gut that's completely retarded. He is a fat fuck, probably diabetic, that is all visceral fat and probably a failing liver too.
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CHEAP FAKE
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>>492023963
Most diabetics don't even know they have it until they get bad symptoms
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>>492023372
>Different priorities.
>Not everyone cares about fitness.
there is physical fitness, and there is mental fitness, Elmo is lacking in both, he is on a downward spiral judging by his tweeting schedule and ketamine habit
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>>492023532
those guys are also losers. zuckerberg has all those "friends" and barely any of them are real because he is paranoid about his money from selling everyone's data.
the other faggot is just roiding because he wants to emulate joe rogan.
you guys are simping for them but they are only known for 1 company each.
meanwhile elmo, the stud, already impregnated like 9 bitches.
zuckerberg's chinese mail order bride would never allow that.
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I'm thinking the cheap diet of hotdogs isn't doing him well.
Elon, spend more money for fresh cuts, please.
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>>492023209
Superrich people sometimes let their money do the talking for them and let other aspects of their person lapse. It's the meaning behind the whole phrase "fat cat"
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The only thing more based than being obscenely wealthy, bullying the next president around like a downs syndrome chihuahua while making women have your children like fallopian factories is being spectacularly repulsive while doing so. Verification not fucking required.
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>>492020955
all that talking aint gonna bring back your precious healthcare CEO, rightoids. We won
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>>492023892
The ATF and FBI too.
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>>492019395
I like it when lefties reveal they have no moral consistency
Nice body-shaming, donkey
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>>492024159
If all the healthcare CEOs suddenly dropped dead, the world would become a better place.
>>492024165
mkultra, cointelpro and whatever the hell sigint faggots do today is such anti-constitutional bullshit, it's a wonder how these people in these organizations don't simply kill themselves.
unregulated and secret government agencies that only answer to themselves... go to hell.
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Elon has chosen to maximize the amount of work he can produce over maximizing his health ~ Brian Johnson(Don't Die)
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>>492023209
>zipper abs
>benchlet chest
>looks like he weighs 3 pounds
Why'd you post this? Lmao
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>>492023209
You look like you attract a lot of faggots
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>>492024071
Judging from how he looks they're probably test tube babies, IVF, his heart would explode from normal sex.

Also, Bezos didn't have a son that trooned out so that automatically makes him better than Elon.
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>>492023209
how fucking gay do you have to be to post your bare chest unprompted on here
fucking sissy ass bitch
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>>492019395
Fatty liver and problems bile, kidneys and pancreas low function.
He can buy a new liver, but choses not to do it, respect that.

>>492020955
Its not roid gut.
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>>492024159
>coping this hard
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>>492024293
I fucking love fatty cope
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Didn't Elon say he wants to travel to Mars himself AND that he doesn't support anti-aging longevity medicine?

Does he think he will get there as a fat 70 year old in a rocket?
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>>492024345
I posted it to make fat people feel bad about themselves. It worked.
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>>492019395
>Elon was just protuding. The guy was just absolutley 100% protruding. Stomach just interrupting the entire room. Very disrespectful.
I like Elon. Although I agree Trump probably looks better naked. What is it though? Some South African barrel chest genetics or just some bloat nigger deformation? Is he an inflation fetishist?
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NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP IS IN CONTROL SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP ELON HAS NO POWER HE ISNT A SHADOW PRESIDENT SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>492024159
Leftists are so incredibly pathetic. They're really all inferior subhumans.
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>>492019395
look into his nuclear boring rig
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>>492019395
Out of all the way to kill us useless eaters I didn't think they'd go for making is bloated and having our guts exploding
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>>492019395
heheh fat cunt
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>no source, argument, or c9ntext
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>>492024872
fuck off eli niga, youre ghayer than x.,.
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>>492019395
1 post by this ID
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>>492023798
>>492023963
>He'd be jacked if it was roid gut.
You think side effects magically go away when you stop taking drugs?!

I guess troons boobies will go away of the stop hrt

You're completely retarded

>>492024463
Yes it is
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>>492025326
No it is not.
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>>492023532
My woman is hotter than both of theirs
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>>492019395
wow he is literally me
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>>492025433
It clearly is
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>>492026166
No, the only thing clear is that you're retarded.
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>>492026166
Obviously it is not.
Roids make kidneys go into overdrive and force the liver to degreass itself and the cardiovascular system.

Musk is like at 25% body fat with bile, water bloat, from fatty liver, lack of exercise, sedentary sitting, lack of vitsmin d and B1, eating too much, etc..
You posted a literal manlet bodybuilder roider with less than 5% bodyfat and a different problem.
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If roid gut was actual organ growth it wouldn't be reversible, which apparently it is. ~ MPMD
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>>492019395
>look momy i generated another AI image and posted it on 4chan!
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>>492019395
We did it bros. President Elon Musk
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>>492019395
Good. Better than that brown cunt
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>>492023733
This. He's realised his physical health is important.
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>>492027997
>ceos are the most important people ever we are responsible for shareholder profits and shareholder wealth and nothing else matters
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>>492019395
>here's your new president bro
I'll take Musk over unelected bureaucrats that think I can't make decisions for myself and want to inject me with murder vaccines.
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This image/flag is a repost. Pic related, bottom image. Same file
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>>492019395
And to think this pasty fat boomer has fucked every 10/10 hollywood whore for the past 15 years.
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>>492019395
>so rich and influential he doesn't need to give a fuck what people think of him. Everyone will suck his cock anyway
truly an admirable position
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>>492021466
Imagine watching him crumple his frail slaves for his entertainment
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>>492019395
he looks like nurgle
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His dad claims Amber Heard dumping him is what destroyed him. Kek. What a fucking loser.



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