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>Starmer warned Trump charm offensive at risk after Lammy and Streeting's 'childish slurs'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1972714/donald-trump-david-lammy-wes-streeting-slur-keir-starmer

>German Christmas market victims including nine-year-old child and four adults, officials reveal as murder and attempted murder charges are being prepared
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14216817/German-Magdeburg-Christmas-market-attack-victims-revealed.html

>‘It’s a f---ing p---take’, says woman jailed after taking boy to riot outside asylum-seeker hotel
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/06/southport-riot-asylum-seeker-hotel-tamworth/

>No 10 believes it has done its homework for a Trump presidency
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/07/no-10-believes-it-has-done-its-homework-for-a-trump-presidency

>Black prisoner who said 'I can't breathe' after being restrained by Pentonville guards died amid jail failings
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/black-prison-inmate-hmp-pentonville-cant-breathe-sickle-cell-force-restrained-b1192515.html
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interesting
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s e x
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>>wow
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First
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>new thread new me
who will know?
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This thread has been approved by Netmums.
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>>492021489
where are the actual christmas songs?
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Who won?
Josh won.
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>no afterlife
>no reincarnation
What's the point?
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>>492021569
they're the top 20 played christmas songs
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Anyone else catch ofsm give josh that brutal BTFOing last night? That was epic.
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>>492021605
How do you know?
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>>492021628
says who
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>>492021664
ascap
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>>492021489
Rudolph feels very Jew coded.
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>>492021631
yes it was sad as fuck
went on til like 5am as well
ridiculous
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>>492021402
I had sex twice this year. It was underwhelming both times.
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https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1870530850837659842#m
> NEW: Some Labour MPs are reportedly considering the 'potential need' to remove Keir Starmer as leader by the end of next year if his premiership doesn't improve
Potential kino alert!!! Shame he's outlasted Truss

>One Labour MP: "If you come out on the doorsteps in my patch, [Reform] have already broken through. The question is whether we can beat them back. And whether Keir is the man to beat them back."
>Cabinet Minister: "There are two big events coming up next year. In May, the local elections. And then, soon after, we’ll have the first anniversary of our victory. At that moment, people will look back, reflect and ask themselves, "What have we done with our first year?"’
>Another Labour MP: "If you look around the Cabinet, Streeting is more articulate and ambitious. Cooper is more focused on detail and delivery. Reeves understands the party better. Phillipson has a better policy vision. McFadden is a better political manager. Rayner connects more with our key voters. So what box does Keir actually tick?"
lmao, Reeves is a liar and Rayner is a literal fucking retard
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>>492021710
ascap is american
where's the bmi list
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>>492021711
you're only say9ing that because you *know*
>>492021631
updooting this hilarious comment
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>>492021605
illogical
death?
you've been there before
you were dead before you were conceived and subsequently born
yet here you are
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>>492021605
very jewish post desu
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>>492021631
josh trying to give parenting advice and backing up his claim to being a psychology expert with endorsement from some woman who's ghosted him was something else
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>>492021885
idk since we are culturally dominated by the yanks its a good thing to go by - what are the *actual* christmas songs you feel are missing?
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this country should be a lot more difficult to traverse

I want to go back to the days when to cross the country would take several days of hard travel and multiple nights spent in various inns and coach houses

people would need to plan to go up country weeks in advance

things seemed comfier back then
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>>492021634
The universe isn't interesting enough for either of those things to be possible. We're also trapped on this rock until our eventual extinction as a species thanks to the limits of thermodynamics.
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>>492021997
holy night
i saw three ships
hark the herald angels sing
ding dong merrily on high
away in a manger
etc
i wonder why these public domain songs never get played in tesco
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Decisive Ofsm victory
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>>492022164
i just learnt about thermodynamics yesterday coded post
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>>492022137
cor
imagine all the coaching inn wenches with their frothing tankards of ale
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>>492022253
agreed. prefer the songs you listed too.
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Imagine having to explain this shit to a kid
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>>492022137
>15 day commute
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>>492022253
silent night ffs
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>>492021914
wrong, you were swimming about in your dad's balls, and your dad was swimming in his father's balls before him
dead men can't cum
you were never dead, just a fragment of your patrimony side
and your dad was gay
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>>492021588
Won what?
The no family, friends or sex award?
Lmao
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>>492021899
true, I've been made aware of the these Christmas songs because someone else pointed it out to me.
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>>492022253
>>492022352
tescos is jewish
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>>492021489
>Jews own record labels
>Christmas singles are infinite money printers
>surprised when Jews release Christmas singles
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For me, it's God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
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>>492022392
i'm in the same boat - but when you *know* holy shit does it make sense.
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>>492022354
>well son, since the rock retired from wwf he has had to find other ways to make money. acting was a good earner for a while, but he's getting on in years so monetising his profile while he still has one is good business sense
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>>492022415
Free the galdem!
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>>492021605
Whatever you believe to be real will be real. If you believe nothing, then your soul will spend eternity in a black void until you go mad and turn into a vegetable.
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>>492022409
you dont say
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>>492021856
They're mad about picrel kek
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>>492022377
>biological determinism
brainlet detected
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>>492022535
>Tesco plc (/ˈtɛs.koʊ/) is a British multinational groceries and general merchandise retailer headquartered in Welwyn Garden City, England.[8] The company was founded by Jack Cohen in Hackney, London, in 1919
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>:)
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>>492022627
i dont believe it
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>BAD FAITH ACTORS COULD BE HERE he thought
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>>492022614
nothing was determined, just an unbroken chain of being trapped in a bollock until you were trapped in a womb and shat out into the world
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The sex was real in my mind!
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>>492022695
I bet you have aphantasia
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got arrested the other month, they dont use the traditional cuffs (two manacles for each wrist with a garottable loose chain in between) its a solid bit of metal between them - very uncomfortable!
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>>492022734
probably
dunno what it means
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>>492022415
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Is Josh still a pedophile?
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>>492022790
you're incapable of visual thought, you can't think in images
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492022812
this one
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>>492022903
Now?
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do people really exist in this world without believing in some kind of spiritualism?
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>>492022934
yes
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Is this magical negro still around?
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>>492022695
>being trapped in a bollock
sounds a bit gay that
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>>492022383
The made you seethe award.
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>>492021402
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>>492022763
are you the anon that didn't pay his tv license?
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>>492022957
Not another peep from that one in this life?
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>>492023029
correct. Tonight. Now.
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>>492022763
yes not comfy at all!
they still use the same crappy locking mechanism as the old style btw
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>>492022812
Josh got destroyed by Ofsm last night
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>>492022989
ha
no
fuck that noise
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>>492022415
Good lord that woman is fuckin stacked like a brick shit house.
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>>492021856
>lmao, Reeves is a liar and Rayner is a literal fucking retard
And Streeting is a fudge packer
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not quite sure what the yank lads are talking about seems a bit eerie
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>>492022850
dunno if I do, I mostly think in words which is weird cus that gets into the chicken and egg problem, like a word doesn't mean jack unless it's associated with something
the abstract stuff is a bit over my head though, although with a bit of effort I can manage it, wouldn't put myself down but I draw the line at when it gets me sweating and gives me a headache like
but as far as images go; I love me a good fever dream I do, makes sleepy times interesting and I write that shit down if it's any good
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>>492023043
Do they understand that they literally are just words on a screen to us?!... If they so choose to be...
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>>492022939
I just don't see any evidence of anything beyond the mundane. Spirituality is nothing more than a coping mechanism.
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>>492023126
That may secure him Tory voters tbf
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>>492022977
it is unfortunately
gets gayer when you're in the womb
out of the frying pan into the fire like
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>>492023149
>Do they understand that they literally are just words on a screen to us?!... If they so choose to be...
No... these ones do not. They believe their particular slice of MK ultra programming that has given them delusions of grandeur has given them "plot armor" or some excuse to intervene with powers above them, which are also uninterested in their conflicting opinions with ours...
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>>492023153
you sound like you're made of carboard.
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As I, nobility, enter the room, the britains fell to their knees in reverence of their king.
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In the bleak mid-winter
Frosty wind made moan
Earth stood hard as iron,
Water like a stone;
Snow had fallen, snow on snow,
Snow on snow,
In the bleak mid-winter
Long ago.
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Sick of men.. with their thick lips and pubes for hair.
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>>492023219
Typical. Sad. They think their various oinks are deceptive; Piggies all squeel the same in the slaughterhouse though...
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>>492023147
>I mostly think in words
thats fine lad, no shame in it. still a good skill to have
it probably just means you're a bit more intellectual. I reckon people who visualise images more are more creative. so its not really a negative, its just different stylisations of the retention of information based on the primary function of the brain
I probably visualise so much because when I was a kid I developed that skill from delving deep into my own imagination because I was an autistic spacker and got stressed a lot so would sort of dissociate into my own little world
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>>492023342
>Typical. Sad. They think their various oinks are deceptive; Piggies all squeel the same in the slaughterhouse though...
Gruesome metaphor. Fitting though. They need to process the reality of the simul-- I mean situation...
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>>492022984
You're seething
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can someone explain this?
>inb4 newfag
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>>492023458
newfag
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>>492023458
josh won
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>>492023424
RIP piggy. Tonight. Now.
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>>492023458
self explanatory
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>>492021824
What was his name?
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O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold Him
Born the King of Angels:
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Christ the Lord.
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>>492021402
you're all cretin runts who should of got eaten by wolves and owe your life to life support machines...
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492023491
>nGfGTxgg
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Really?
Cut joshs dick off too.
>:(
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>>492023458
we have an argentine jewish spammer that can't turn up because he lives in poland is constantly getting mogged by anyone that challenges him to an irl 1v1 behind the recycling bins at tescos. he further embarrasses himself by spoofing locations and id's in locked up royal mail carparks trying to win back any credibility.
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>>492023556
goodlad

enter into my rest
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>>492023559
what's taters, precious?
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Josh....AJ?
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AJ?
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We Three Kings of Orient are,
Bearing gifts we traverse afar,
Field and fountain,
Moor and mountain,
Following yonder Star.

O Star of Wonder, Star of Night,
Star with Royal Beauty bright,
Westward leading,
Still proceeding,
Guide us to Thy perfect Light.
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Maya?
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Mad that the only brincel that defends gobbo is a chronic diazepam addict
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Brek?
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>:)
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>>492023559
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>please call 117
- Terminator 3 intercom announcer in the background -11:27s into movie...
https://youtu.be/eF4ezvm_wyg
>:T
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I'm about to register my first real business lads. 2025 will make or break me.
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Did i say to stfu?
>:)
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>>492023845
We did!
>:(
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>>492023886
But they refused to...
>:)
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>>492023903
Correct.
>:(
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>>492023458
ngl still creasing at cope opera.
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>>492023943
Because they are jewish animals.
>:)
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>>492023734
crazy 1pbtid anon, crazy
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There is no grand secret or meaning to life. We're just the result of a complex chemical reaction.
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The holly and the ivy,
When they are both full grown,
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
The holly bears the crown.

The rising of the sun
And the running of the deer,
The playing of the merry organ,
Sweet singing in the choir.
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>>492023988
Checked and correct.
>:(
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>>492024033
Checked and correct again.
Their silence must be permanent...
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Start frying sprouts with bacon
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corrr
rainstorm
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>>492024003
thats mad man you should write a book.
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>do chores all day
>wife goes shopping all day
>pick her up after most chores are done
>she asks why I haven't mopped yet
>I said because I was picking you up
>she gets annoyed and say I always avoid mopping
>say it literally takes 5 minutes to fucking mop, I will do it fucking now
>she gives me the silent treatment for the rest of the evening

Least I get to read in peace I guess.
Being married in 2024 is fucking retarded.
Why the fuck did I get married.
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>>492021824

fucking a plastic bag isnt sex retard
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AJ
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AJ
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>>492024152
sounds like she needs a sound beating
inshallah
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>>492024003
Maybe you are.
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AJ.get AJ now. Kill him. now.
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>>492024152
is she Asian?
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Now... Captured dreamer. Where is my captured dreamer? That jew asking of his "network" also iirc...
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>>492024003
Emergence
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Where is captured dreamer?
my captured screamer...
thought he was a magic memer...
>:)
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>>492024152
give her a smack - choke her out
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AJ..
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why's argie having a schizo meltdown on two yank IPs?
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Maya...
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>>492024152
she's made you a right bitch doing all her chores for her and then getting pissy kek
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>>492024152
Don't tell us, tell her. Tell her with your penis.
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yankee go home
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>>492024444
baka now he's wanted for indecent exposure
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>>492024152
sorry lad but the fact you call them chores speaks volumes
she likely feels like she's your mum and not your concubine
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https://xcancel.com/mhdksafa/status/1870339209539490300#m
>No Chinese baby was ever born speaking Chinese. No German baby was ever born speaking German. No English baby was ever born speaking English. They had to listen to their parents to learn the language. No one is born racist, they're taught racism, stop teaching it. WE ARE ALL ONE.
Fuck off you paki, I was born chanting Millwall and attacking wogs
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>>492024152
>M O P P E D
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AJ...
>:)
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>>492022989
I've been here for every year of this broken promise
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AJ....
ITS TIME!
>:D
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>>492024453
I'm at least 56% British.
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I'm more British than London.
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A josh...
>:p
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>>492023633
seems so fucking petty and stupid.
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AJ... your dick is getting cut of you ugly freak
>:)
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How the fuck do you married cunts stay sane?
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>>492024493
>They had to listen to their parents to learn the language.
so paki parents speaking urdu in england means their kids are what...?
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Why are Germans so socially basic? They really think a sleeper agenr is on par with saying the Earthvis flat.
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>>492024574
how many tube lines run into your bum?
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>>492024683
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>>492024576
>petty and stupid
summed him up right there
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>>492024574
So's a chicken tikka.
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Watching Apocalypse Now
Strong coffee n jalapenos don’t mix
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>>492021856
>reportedly
ZZZZZZZzzzzz.......
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>>492024799
I love the smell of jalapeños in the morning
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>>492023172
He's probably going to lose his seat to an Islamist independent at the next election anyway. Only just held on last time.
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>>492024799
true actually, brings out the bitterness... much like war perhaps?
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>>492024799
kurtz was right
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>>492024921
you love the smell of penis in the morning
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>>492024958
Very childish that, grow up.
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>>492024683
.
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nofap makes me willy feel very chunky
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>>492024683
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>>492025004
stop huffing cock you bender
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>>492025051
>>492025007
>>492024726
>>492024683
https://youtu.be/BpaRouocBes
>:)
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>>492024928
unironically can't wait until there's a couple dozen explicit smelly pakis in parliament
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>>492025233
pilot warfare is kino
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>>492025281
what fucking thread am i in?
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>>492025420
melty/pol/
refugees welcome
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as tough a pill as it is to swallow - pilots are the og namefags while brinnies are dying in the trenches enmass.
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VEMEVx4-UA&pp=sAQA
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>>492025420
A no kike allowed thread
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>>492025549
youre here tho
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>>492025549
if only
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NEVER GET OUT THE BOAT
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>>492024152
Women seem to take pleasure in gradually driving men to misery with methods like this.
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>>492024945
He got off the boat
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>>492024683
I just googled it. you wont do shit
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>>492025720
he's the realest nigger who neverever was
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>>492025573
What makes you call me a disgusting inbred schizophrenic kike? Excuse me? I have 0 jewish lineage or history...
>>492025583
It is now...
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on a separate note - marlon brando is the GOAT
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gonna start filtering americant flags now
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>>492025738
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>>492025808
Dennis
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Josh
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>>492025881
ive never actually filtered anyonne but the threat of it either elicits an unhinged repones or an oddly timely 1pbtid relating to it.
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damn. it feels go to be British*


*56%
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>>492025890
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>>492025860
how hard is it for an american to act fat and stupid
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>>492025993
(you)s are addictive if you have little else in your life
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>>492026144
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>>492026164
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had sex
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>>492026199
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>>492026211
men dont count
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>>492026240
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followed by 2 mega wanks
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>>492021402
This year. So far. There's still a chance
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>>492026287
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>>492026251
>27pbtid
>gets upset by sex
a brincel huh
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Ofsm is the goat
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>>492026321
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>>492026296
Followed into the public toilets?
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>>492026345
For me it's YKTD
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>>492026363
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>>492026341
>word
wow
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>>492026396
miss swansea
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>>492026345
G O A T
great
oaf of
are
time
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>>492024152
Are you also hasn'thadhiswillysuckedfor6monthsanon?
I'd be fucking seething tbhwy
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Feel free to dox yourself but dont assume that act alone is something significant...
>;)
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>>492026471
Both?
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Imagine how chubby bamedaughter is getting this time of year
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>>492026583
i'm not limmy
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You are not me...
i "am l"; you are you!

What is the crown that weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

The crown that weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

l figured it out... Did you?

I am I or v or el or 11 or...

>please call 117
- Terminator 3 intercom announcer in the background -11:27s into movie...
https://youtu.be/eF4ezvm_wyg [Open]
>:T
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>>492026637
That’s a rather niche image to have saved
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limmy was real when he throated dildos now he's just like any other internet sellout
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>>492026363
>>492026411
idgi
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>>492026644
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>>492026712
i didnt have either of them saved i looked them up just for you
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>>492026790
>plebbit
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>>492026843
where else do you go for your limmy dildo content?
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>>492026733
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>>492026918
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>>492026873
Arbroathys old hard drives?
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>>492026471
>>492026637
only a genuinely closeted faggot does this kind of shit
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QUIET TONIGHT
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>>492026969
he's being ironic bro
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>>492026952
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>>492027001
Imagine all the steps
>I should buy a floppy dildo
>go online
>type dildo into amazon or whatever
>put in your card details
>recieve your dildo
>unwrap
>presumably wash it
>set up the camera
>unbutton your shirt
>start wobbling it on your tongue
>stop recording
>upload the video
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>>492027001
nah mate sorry but I have extremely low inhibition and I'm something of a comedian myself and I would still never do that shit
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>>492026969
you shoved a lynx can up your arse and sent me the picture
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>>492027090
a lynx can isn't a dildo and it wasn't up my arse
he's got a dildo in his mouth mate
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>>492027017
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>>492027061
pretty sure he did it live on stream
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>>492027131
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>>492027130
it was up your arse
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>>492027143
Imagine all the steps
>I should buy a floppy dildo
>go online
>type dildo into amazon or whatever
>put in your card details
>recieve your dildo
>unwrap
>presumably wash it
>set up the camera
[break]
>go on livestream
>make sure dildo is in reach
>take dildo
>put the prosthetic mans willy in your gob
[/break]
>unbutton shirt
>start wobbling the rubbery bellend on your tongue for all your viewers
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Imagine all the steps
>Hello
>ambulance please
>is it an emergency
>yeah
>what’s the emergency
>you ain’t gonna believe this but….
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this thread is full of rubbery bellends
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>>492027316
yeah?
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>>492027436
someone tell limmy
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>>492027433
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the fucks with this cortana bullshit?
new psyop?
been popping up in /outer/ over the last 2 weeka
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>>492021402
>Starmer warned

To hell with that cunt.
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perfect, genuine, complete, pure
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>>492027553
Idk... Shes the cul-i mean cutest ai though so that may have something to do with it. Kinda similar to tinkerbell or navi.
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>>492027636
hating greta is peak 2016 bullshite
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>>492027820
Gretas cool in the AI art i save of her. Idk why people judge her on her tv person behavior like idiots.
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https://xcancel.com/PangurBn10/status/1684239120845926402#m
>In 1666 after the Great Fire of London, the Irish under the Duke of Ormonde sent over 30,000 cattle to aid Londoners

>To show the Irish his thanks, the 2nd Duke of Buckingham passed the “Importation Act 1667” to crush the Irish cattle trade
lmao he sounds based.
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>>492027553
soft disclosure or some shit
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>>492027902
she hates kikes
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>>492027820
Look at this.
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>>492024003
I know what the meaning of life is but I'm not going to tell you what it is
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>>492027820
>hating greta is peak 2016 bullshite

So why do you hate her?
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>>492027946
Exactly. I have nazi ai art of her saved so I don't even second guess it.
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>>492027920
Why were the Irish so hated, was it deserved?
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>>492027636
I'm pretty sure Greta would be against any country that increases its greenhouse gas emissions
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>>492027977
i don't you retarded filthy creature - do not respond to me again
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cortisol levels are rising
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>>492028050
>I'm pretty sure Greta would be against any country that increases its greenhouse gas emissions


WTF? I'm quite sure Greta has never gone to China or India and lectured them about "muh climate".
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>>492027994
environmentalism should align with our ultimate goals.
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I remember going into my uni accomodation in the morning and seeing two girls without their caked up makeup on. They looked like completely different people - so ugly and rough looking. Huge red pill.
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>>492028052
Self-deport you disgusting goat fucker.

Your prophet is a PEDOPHILE you filthy cunt.
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>>492028222
>environmentalism should align with our ultimate goals.
Yes... Drinking water is important. If its polluted then drinking water would be all gross. idk why they couldn't understand this simply concept. Its like ah duh yes we all like to drink water! Idk how they forgot.
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>>492027975
It's 42.
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>>492028288
you are a retarded golem - goodbye
>>492028317
boomers are the enemy. she was making common sense arguments against eternal infinite growth and they conflated it with bug munching and solar panels across the green belt. disgusting twitter zombies.
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>>492028500
>boomers are the enemy.
Feel free to come get us you no sex having, no house owning, shit job having fuckwit.
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>>492028574
don't delete this - this is perfect thank you. not enough people will see this at this time though - i may link it later on.
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>looking at rohan flags cause aesthetic
>a fucking nigger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>492027975
A film by Monty Python
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>>492028500
Boomers didn't get kicked out 110 times..
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It’s unreal how goated ofsm is
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>>492028804
boomers were the perfect slave race they were looking for. the fact boomers didnt make it 1101 times was the key.
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>>492028694
did you see the rohan animated series?
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lots of yanks here tonight. /outer/ must be a shit show
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>>492028952
glad you secured your trip lad
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>>492028914
no
are there niggers playing non uruk-hai roles?
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>>492029093
idk i haven't seen it either, dont watch that crap
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I am not doing anything but protecting the genuine innocent amongst jews. Nothing else. Judaism is only a problem to me and most...
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>>492028999
only using it over xmas. I'll go back to being a seething anon, wagie, morning poster once it's over. Probably.
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>>492029193
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new thread pls
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>>492029237
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>>492029338
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>>492029307
Bake the new thread, american. Can't just drain our post limit and give nothing back, lad.
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>>492029405
Is that a request?
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people who post about others not having sex don't actually ever have sex. Sodomy isn't sex. Sex is reproduction the only thing they're reproducing is disease and perversion.
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>>492028021
>was it deserved?
Yes.
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>>492021402
I have a niggerexcuse for niggercelibacy, nigger. I’m dying

Sux
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>>492024493
These sandniggers convince no one. Never give in to their bs. Keep segregated from them, deport them all

We are not all one. We are superior, and they are disgusting filth. They must be deported
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>>492024533
Same. Not since 2012 for me, but it is not a big deal, most women are simply not worth it, nigger
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>>492024574
Same. Limeys won’t defend their land, it’s pathetic

Nigger
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>>492024636
By going online and bragging that they’re married. That makes it all worth it for them
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>>492024672
Subhuman

All pakis are subhuman no matter what they speak
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>>492024697
The Saudi was 100% anti white . Msm is lying about him. No one should bite the bait
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>>492025032
It will make you splooge in your drawers eventually. Very gross. No fap leads to wet drawers. Pointless
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>>492025340
Do not even joke about that, u retard. All pakis must be deported, u dumb nigger

Kys
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>>492025881
Except me, I am good



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