Bald bros, we're so extremely back
Can you make this gel yourself? Otherwise it's a big pharma hoax.
>>492021595just fuck my shit up
>>492021595Brb pouring maple syrup on my head
>>492022037Keep us posted
>>492022037Did it work?
>>492021595>rub the high fructose corn syrup in your scalp goy
>>492021838You can but there aren't any large scale d-deoxyribose manufacturers yet, so it's expensivehttps://www.amazon.com/RPI-2-Deoxy-D-Ribose-500-Grams/dp/B01N0X8O06But it would eventually cost the same as D-Ribose (close but not exactly the same)https://www.amazon.com/Nutricost-D-Ribose-Servings-Serving-Highest/dp/B00WAJU464?ie=UTF8\
>>492021838Nope, it's under patent.
>>492021595>sugar gelI've been smearing honey into my skalp for 20 years. I am over 50 now. Not a single gray hair, no dandruff, no hair loss. My father and 2 brothers were full bald in their 30s. Trust the bees.
One of my female cousins is losing her hair and the doctor told her to cut out all sugars. Why?
>>492021595When will they have a height correction breakthrough for manlets like me?
>>492022624>Trust the bees.YEP!
>>492021595>sugar gelketosisters...
>>492021595i read the paper. You can literally make this at home. First you need to shave your head with a razor so all of the follicles are exposed. Mix DA Bomb sauce, which can be purchased in Walmart with equal parts sugar and Icy Hot, (which can also be purchased in Walmart). Rub it thoroughly into the scalp and put a plastic bag over it so it works its way deep into the follicles. Leave it on for 6-8 hours every day for 3 weeks. You should see results after 3 weeks. After just 5 minutes, you can feel it working.
>>492021595>posts no linkYou fucking asshole and i thought this were real. No bump
>>492023497Devilish
>>492023497manlet hands typed this post
>>492023497>Leave it on for 6-8 hours every daynobody would ever bite this, it looks like shit
>>492021595Something sounds a little funny, about this trial. They took balding mice, SHAVED their backs and applied this shit. Of course, the hair they shaved off grew back. I'd like to see pics of the mice, BEFORE they were shaved, or I'm calling Bullshit of the "we're trolling for grant/investment money" variety.
>>492023497don't do this. it makes mustard gas
>>492023497This fellow chuds
>>492024127lmao, that webm is Looney Tunes tier.
Once you lose your follicle, it will never grow back. It's like saying putting sugar water on an amputees stump will grow the limb back.
>>492022624I have seen aloe gel grow a guys hair back, too.
>>492022624Bee hands typed this post
>>492022395When did that stop anyone?
>>492021838this fuck treatement that only work as long as you take itI want fucking cures
>>492022735in truth a surprising number of them scrawny dudes have gigantic dicks
>>492025810Ensuring your water supply is not hard water (including for example a shower filter but also drinking), and lowering xenoestrogens helps
>>492023497I tried thisit works
>>492025810and this isn't me ignoring your request for a cure, you should understand that the "hereditary" label is the same as them calling diabetes "genetic". All it means is that you have a pre-disposition if you encounter similar environmental factors, it is not an inevitable destiny that occurs in a vacuum, but rather hormonal and mineral disturbance. NOT the DHT bullshit btw, thats been pre-de-un-rebunked. It's more like chalky water, lack of blood flow & estrogen
>>492025995kekI get a letter from city updating us on them not doing fuck all to fix our dangerous hard water we have too much manganese >don't drink it>don't bathe in it, may cause sever dry skin>don't cook with it>don't use to mix infant formula or powered drink mixes I have to distill my water been 3 fucking years and somehow they still can't even break ground on building a new water filtration plant don't live in a blue state, they are incompetent
>>492021595We fucking made it bros........
>>492026271what the fuck is this tranny ass faggot shit?
