>Strong winds disrupt Christmas getaway travelhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg6705e67eo>Elon Musk's curious fixation with Britainhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy7kpvndyyxo>'Worst place I've lived': Vulnerable left in unsafe homeshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyv9mvvkd2o>Trump picks Apprentice producer Mark Burnett as UK envoyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3rqj5z1e5vo>Usyk breaks Fury's heart with points win in rematchhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/articles/c0kvpe54ky5o
i fart in your angry tearful face
Josh is a paedophile
Boxing was good last night, reckon the scores were a lot closer than what the judges had it at though.
>>492052933>brit/pol/Useless fucking newfag
>>492053119Boxing is never good unless there is a KO.Looked like a boring shitfest from the highlights I skimmed through this morning.Fury should retire now the fat cunt.
Ofsm destroyed josh
>>492053119Usyk was definitely deserving of the win, but Fury did have some good rounds
https://xcancel.com/thetimes/status/1870540805238100429#m>Priti Patel: After Andrew, we should designate China as an official threat>In an interview with The Sunday Times @pritipatel warns against closer EU ties and hints the Tories may ‘come together’ with Nigel Farage Oh fucking hell, not this gay nonsense yet again
>>492053190Fuck off back to your homo discord, nonce.
>>492053290Fuck off thread monitor, get a life instead of seething over abitrary letters on a screen
Might get some wensleydale and cranberry cheese later
>Marsh Family song idea: 'Mambo No. 5' but the girls' names are replaced with baby names and it's about Lucy Letby
>>492053208There were some alright moments.Was kinda funny seeing Fury giving it all the mouth, acting like he'd won at the end then having a tantrum because he lost.>>Boxing is never good unless there is a KOAgreed, was expecting a KO but it never happened.>>492053259Thought so too. Both had moments where they got the other on the backfoot but Usyk just edged it.
>>492053265Same shit.
>>492053208that fury trilogy with the retarded nigger was as kino as boxing ever was
>>492053290You get him telt
>>492053256who?
>>492053265rStarmz loves China, so that will never happen.
>>492053371He’s done you.
>>492053430they only have 1 "girl" shelly. plus, why would south park even be aware of our news?
>>492053431Usyks speed is what gave him the edge, he was able to get close to fury and undermine his reach>>492053466Dont you start tubby
New narrative just dropped
Alri laaa's. Josh coming over mine for Christmas dinner he is. We love it when he comes over, dead funny he is. My daughter's fancy him so badly but josh isn't like that. Fancy him too me I do haha. Won't be playing trivial pursuit with him again because he's so smart and never gets a question wrong he doesn't. I'm amazed how much information he can absorb I am. Wish he was my best mate. He's told me all about his mates on brip/pol who respect him and want to be his best mate. Can't wait for Christmas me I can't
>>492053593Noooo we need to come together during these sad times for the community.
>>492053430https://www.kentonline.co.uk/faversham/news/singing-kent-family-remove-remarkably-tasteless-new-song-a-317718/>The Marsh family have taken down their new song about Gisèle Pelicot’s rape trial after critics accused them of being “remarkably tasteless”.kek fucking hell I missed this
>>492052933How come getting my asshole pounded and the orgasm you get from having your prostate stimulated feels 100x more intense than the one from fucking a pussy? I’m bisexual so I’ve had both.
>>492053526Was a good match of tactics. Fury was trying to get an early KO, Usyk was playing the long game and waiting for Fury to get tired. Shame there wasn't any KO but both did well.>>492053593>Anger at a foreigner murdering your natives>"This is far-right nazism!!"Doing the same shit as over here during the summer.
>>492053593Passive voice strikes again. We must be ever vigilant of the threat of being killed.
>>492053792Leagues better than the youtuber tyson comedy
https://thecritic.co.uk/the-first-victim-of-empire/>The first victim of empire>England is an ongoing casualty of the British imperial project>Dean CéitinnAround micks, watch for tricks!! Awful article, basically GCSE tier >This push for cultural homogenisation was evident in various policies, such as the Dress Act of 1746, which banned traditional Highland attireHmmmmmm, I wonder why in 1746 they would pass such a law, really boggles my noggle >In comparison to Ireland, Scotland, and Wales, many English folk traditions and national symbols have gone out of fashion — from maypoles, wassailing, and Morris dancing. It’s a tragedy that I suspect that much of English folk culture would feel and look alien to the modern English person, in comparison to their Celtic counterparts.Literally what the fuck are you talking about, all those are yes more limited now but still practiced and recognisable as English>As Protestantism collapses in Great Britain and the population becomes more religiously diverse, there have been efforts to remould British identity around a bedrock of Liberal democratic abstractions. The effort to redefine the foundation of British identity highlights a malleability that Englishness does not have — but this is a strength of English identity. He's being incredibly coy but he's glossing over the absolute failure of civic nationalism and mass immigration. No, removing Britain wouldn't make niggers English all of a sudden >English nationality has also been stunted from “full scope and development” as a consequence of its place in the union. >England is an ongoing casualty of the British imperial project. But I promise that the grass is greener, and life does get better outside the Union. England should leave the Union, bring back wassailing and Morris dancing, and start some bar fights with Scandinavians over Lindisfarne. As ever their goal is Balkanisation of Britain, so we have to share the islands with resentful neighbours
>SkyNews: "There is worry here that this event will be used as a vehicle to fire up the far-right.">vehicleBit fucked, that.
Otï Ehren
>>492053593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplra1FJxWI
>>492053764Ngl sounds a bit gay that mate
Hello anons, just stopping by on my way to sleep to say have a great day and a Merry Christmas
>>492053855Not even sure I want to get a qrd
>>492053740Corr I love this songhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=se-didBGn8A
>>492053872Hes right about english culture - how many of your average tard on the street know about what actual maypoles, obby oss, jack in the green etc are? And them what do know about morris dancing etc just think its weird and or gay.Repressing a culture can keep it alive paradoxically. We just dont seem to give a fuck about ours.
Your industry and paper mills?
>>492054125To be fair, Morris dancing is extremely gay.
>>492053882Idgi. If you cant get angry at kids being stabbed or run over, what can you get angry at?
>>492054149Paki'd & deano'd
>>492052933Tyson Fury looked like he was wearing a deflated rubber boat with a skirt on that he couldn't tie up, he kept pulling the skirt up like an american street nigger.
EE reminding me not to relax
>>492054125For sure people do, just not those living in urban shitholes.
>>492054173>What can you get angry at?Trump and Brexit
>>492054050Meanwhile in the ozarks, an actual talented familyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cpu9Z3z6pU&
>>492054050Made even more hilarious given this is the latest song up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIeuV-A6g8s>"Men Can Say No" - Marsh Family parody of "I'm Just a Girl Who Cain't Say No" from Oklahoma!>If you don’t like sexual innuendo and the odd rude word, you should drive by this one. But we’ve got two lads and two girls who are all teenagers, and we want them IN the conversation.>In a week where, in the a UK, a minor celebrity has hit headlines denying historic allegations of sexual harassment across multiple TV shows because they were brought up by “middle class women of a certain age”, where, in France, the public trial of the courageous Gisèle Pelicot continues to reveal grotesque insights about the sexual assaults, rapes, and abuses committed by multiple men, and where female rights globally are under threat – with new intimidating catchphrases such as “your body, my choice” and enormous bravery shown in the face of sexual and sexualised violence (for instance by Ahoo Daryaei in Iran) we decided to pull together a semi-festive parody of one of the catchiest and weirdest songs in Oklahoma! (by Rodgers and Hammerstein) from 1943. The original plays with ideas of a girl who ‘can’t say no’ (Ado Annie) who is typecast as sexually promiscuous and has multiple suitors – and in its own way/time, is actually very rude. We’ve flipped it on its head to point up some of the difficulties with age, stage, media, and culture that have surfaced in the recent allegations.
>>492054125A fair number of them will know something, which will be about the same in the Celtic fringes, and the root cause isn't going to be the Union but rather the fact we were the first through industrialisation. He's completely incorrect and clearly subversive
>>492053740You just know the woman is going to be seething at the song not being well received.
>>492054173To be fair, at least a couple of children are fatally run over every week, but if a government mentions 20mph limits, everyone throws a fit, because driving a bit faster is far more important than dead children.
>>492054238>can have mass demonstrations in Europe for fenty Floyd >can't have protest about immigrants running down people in your home town We need to end racism
>>492054249nice
>>492054163Its really not when you know what the symbolism is about and see the real stuffhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtUQ_vot1A&That irish riverdance shite, now thats gay.
>>492054320https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14216595/Marsh-family-apologise-tasteless-Gisel-Pelicot-parody-Paul-Simons-rape-trial.html>those lyricsYou can tell that at no point did they think trivialising that case would be received negatively.
>>492054173You can get angry at racists using these tragedies to push their own unrelated racist agendas.
>>492054233Bollocks. I bet most anons here couldnt say what jack o the green is and represents without looking it up. Its all been relegated to kids games and pub names.
>>492054333My 2 and 5 yo know not to go near the road without me let alone cross it. It's a matter of public education like those old hedgehog adverts used to do. I agree in side streets it should be 20mph but it's incredibly tedious and annoying driving up a really long main stretch of road in Wales that could be 40mph let alone 20mph. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pI4Ye4EZo00
>>492054480They did an interview on local news once and the woman was saying about one of their songs "we just didn't worry about the lyrics we just got it out there as soon as we could", all while the bloke was sat next to her nodding and trying to get a word in.They don't care about anything other than exposure
Roman emperor was a nigger. It's officialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Q1X-XZ2lA
Just been to m&s food and Tesco lads, I wouldn’t recommend it.
>>492054696shut up you paedononce
>>492054773 Bames?
>>492054773crowded?
>>492054671They just do it so annoyingly, 20mph on a long straight road, albeit through a village. 30 when you leave the village, eventually to 40. Maybe get to 50 but then you get to a 40 quickly as you enter a village again.
>>492054609No everyone was bought up in a council house in some post-industrial benefits shithole town. There’s plenty of tradition still out there.
https://xcancel.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1870767219824529605#m>That didn’t take long to emerge. The main thing you need to know about the Magdeburg attack, as usual.Simple as "Actually I think the more damning factor was that he was an inbred brown"
>>492054685>all while the bloke was sat next to her nodding and trying to get a word in.The sort of bloke who would accept being cheated on.
>>492054671I miss those hedgehogs>>492054773Packed?Wife and mother-in-law went to the shops yesterday and said it was busy as fuck
>>492054888The whole thing is going to cause a headache for a lot of people, especially those in the EU. Rightly so.
>>492054798>>492054800>>492054962Even worse, boomers clinging onto that trolley with dear life everywhere they go blocking both the shelf and the aislesDon’t know why it needs to go everywhere with them, just leave it somewhere out the way and go get what you need, then move on. Went to spoons for an early brekkie and luckily got ahead of the game and got in during the Sunday ‘browsing time’ so was out before it really kicked off
>>492054997It'll be forgotten about by the new year
>>492053872>Several months ago, a Norwegian tourist left a negative review under a Dublin tourism advert, complaining that an Irish man in Temple Bar tried to start a fight with him over the Viking invasion of Ireland in 795.
>>492054671Oh. It's actually been going down. Didn't seem that dangerous in the 80s because there were far fewer cars. Maybe they could try doubling the speed limits, let people drink/use phones etc and see if it maintains the same risk profile.
>>492055057I bet it will. It’s awkward as fuck for them especially since the Saudis were warning them.
>>492055055Gonna go to the shop myself a little later on. Pray for me.Not taking the car in the carpark though, fuck that for a game.
>>492054888Shit i didnt know he shouted allans snackbar at the cops. Does sound very apostatey.
>>492055234Now, now, don't jump to conclusions.
It wasn't a terrorism it was a mental crisis that did it
>>492054878Although much of it is kinda fake being rediscovered and imagined by more contemporary folklorists.I grew up in rural Suffolk. Jack o the green, or whatever was not a thing. Fox hunting was... and, regrettably, Morris dancing.
>>492055412The new Europeans are under a lot of stress because of all the right wingers.
I think he finds that fellow quite disagreeable to a fathomable degree.
Oi Simon, have you got my tendies ready yet?
>>492055412Yeah the mental crisis of letting shitskins invade your country and plunder your resources.
>>492055437We have the maypole every year, harvest festivals and that sort of thing. I know people to this day who are still superstitious about witchcraft which is kind of weird.
There's an awful lot of looking back in anger in this thread. Don't do that.
>>492055507Happening in paddy land too I'm afraid
>>492055452>The New EuropeanLet's have a look at their take on it: https://archive.is/4XKEK>A torrent of fake news has sprung up around the tragedy – but when the truth finally emerges, Germany’s far right voters probably won’t even hear it Classic
Ofsm annihilated Josh
Fucking retard Auzzy professors don’t understand the concept of infinity https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
>>492055412A classic melty b
>>492055537I recall "harvest festival" as having to give some cans to the church.. like a foodbank, but without the queue of depressing poorfags outside.
Phwahhh wot's all this then. Crikey.https://deepfake-porn.com/busty-milf-melania-trump-classy-fuck/
Is dagolini in?
>>492052933boxing is extremely dull and the only people I know who watch it are low IQ normies.
Anyone else have to do this as a child?
We used to do these when I was at school
>>492055872No, my parents weren't retarded.
Is pagalini in?
>>492055872>>492055882Christingle-mind
Is pagliacci about?
>>492055872>>492055882HivemindDid it at midnight mass once, 1999, havent seen it since, dont even know what it means
>>492055882We had to walk round the church with them.Couldn't do that stuff now. It would upset the BAMEs.
>>492054050The dad's a nonce. Calling it now.
>potential job has sent me a CCAT assessment to fill inffs how bad are these?
Imagine sitting round with your entire family sifting the news for tragedies then deciding on lyrics for a parody cover so you can make yt coin off it.>good news everyone, theres been a mass murder>yay! ill get my guitar daddy
>>492055872>>492055882Whoa this is the holy spirit visiting us lads. We should all do christingle oranges to celebrate
>>492056354I refuse to go back into work until they stop doing mandatory diversity trainingI do not need DEI training off the floor to stack a shelf I do not need DEI training when my worst customers are niggersI do not need DEI training when the Pakistani manager harasses the young white girls working the early morning shift
for some reason I was reminded of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s
TOTAL VAXXOID DEATHVDBig, big news coming out in the next few days
>>492056502Uhuh
>>492056354I'm ok at that sort of test. Just an iq test by another name. You should be able to find practice tests, as there are repeated patterns to the questions, also it's time limited so you should work out how long for each question, do all the easy ones first etc.
Global BritainBuildBackBetter
>>492056479Claim pip based on the disability of being racist.
>>492056502Tumor weeksI stole that btw
>>492056722Grim
>>492054422>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cpu9Z3z6pU& they still allowed to do blackface or has that been outlawed as rassist?
>>492056684You didn't take it did you SUSSY? Tell me you didn't take it lad!!!
>>492052933>>Elon Musk's curious fixation with BritainNancy Pelosi was over here being treated like royalty when Britain was helping Biden steal the election and involved with Russiagate
>>492056805fucked that up didn't I?
Morning las
>>492056864That simon whatsit had a vid about blackface in morris but i cont find it
>>492056814Vaxxed to the max me, lol, nah I didnt get it, not a fan of injections tbqh, got told a story that my dad passed out after a malaria injection when he was in the army so being a pussy must run in the family
>>492056790But you can now migrate to India! (Actually, I bet that bits a lie)
>>492056902oi. who you calling a lass?
>>492056038
>>492055896Jewish?
>>492056998Thanks lad, always wondered, I will forget this information within the next 36 hours anyway but I appreciate you
>>492055412We used to put people who were a danger to themselves and others in hospital. Now we give them a council house and a job as a delivery driver to scout out kids to rape
since basically all white people got the vax compared to bames I really hope it doesn't turn out to be a killer.
>>492057133wtf lad, resize that shit.
>>492057133Jfc lern2cap
>>492056360You can tell the woman is behind it all and I'll bet there's a lot of abuse going on behind closed doors.
>>492057133lol
>>492057133Do you not look at images when you post them, you fucking cretin? That shit is near illegible.https://twitter.com/technopopulist/status/1870573877581226338>>492057225The two sons definitely look like they want out of it.
>>492056502just read about a 34 year old having a massive stroke while on holiday. Fucked for life, constant round the clock care
all Christmas food and drink purchased lads, the front door has been closed and will not be opened again until at least the 28th except for taking out the rubbish and empty bottles/cans
>>492057300I wouldnt mind a massive stroke, if you get what I mean, wahey
>>492056360They had a vidoe based off that 'mass-rape' story in France. It was based off '50 ways to leave your lover' but they deleted it.
>>492057133pls stop bullying me
>>492057330who do you have locked in the crystal maze with you?
>>4920565022 M O A R W E E K S
>>492057362>pls stop bullying meNo, you're a fucking dunce.
>>492056354>>492056714just done it, personality and some iq bollocks, went alright, put down fake answers for the personality so I dont come across as a sad cunt brinnie.
>>492057362its not exactly an earth shattering read
>>492057362A qrd for everyone Mike Jones critiques UK immigration policy in his article, labeling post-2021 trends as a betrayal. He highlights a speech by Priti Patel supporting pro-migration policies and shares a Foreign Affairs Committee exchange about India's demands for easier immigration to support trade deals. The UK prioritizes attracting skilled workers and extending post-study visas but struggles with India’s perception of restrictive policies. The thread underscores immigration’s role in UK trade and politics.
>>492057498It's just funny how India can seemingly bully us with "you want trade but not 2 million unwashed jeets annually, hmmm curious"
I can't wait for Xmas my favourite thing is on Xmas eve when we all put on our stockings and "sleep" by the fireplace waiting for Santa to come and unload his sack for us.
>>492057493>fake answers for the personalityYou mean you don't enjoy working independently and as part of a diverse team?
>>492057553india knows that human capital is their greatest export and route to global power
>>492057658India superpower 2030 by bringing everyone else down
>>492057646you still havent figured out that santa is actually just your dad?
>>492057553Current government is well positioning with regards to the USA. They’ll end up blaming Trump and telling us we have no choice but to turn to the EU and smelly brown countries for trade. It’s fucking textbook, Labour looking to spite Reform and flood the country with diversity. Again.
>>492057723No dad's is much bigger
>>492052933Why did the he do that?
>>492057652n-no pauline I really like that, i find that I thrive under extreme pressure with a *checks notes* diverse team and independently
>>492054173Racism and the far right, obviously.
>>492057735The yanks are our biggest trade partner, they cant afford to fuck it up. Though wtaf they were thinking sending mandy as ambassador idfk.
>>492057768lucky you
>>492057895I don't trust them. They’ll fuck the economy for their ideology without a second thought.
>>492057895>Though wtaf they were thinking sending mandy as ambassador idfk."We don't want a relationship with Trump"
>>492057895ikr the job should have gone to a disabled trans bame muslim
For me it's the Christmas Boat migrant. The first nigger to illegally cross from France really makes you think about the true meaning of Christmas
post willieslads
>>492058158corrrr
>>492058061You'd have thought sending 100 of Labours finest spastics to campaign for Kamala would have made that clear.
ffs my air rifle delivery slot keeps changing and I cant even track the van itself, gonna have to just stare out the window for a couple of hours, if I miss my air rifle christmas is ruined
>>492058158
>>492058267What one have you ordered?
>>492053593It was an Arab cunt, probably Muslim too.>B-b-but what if the arab cunt is not lying about not being MuslimIt will still be an Arab cunt then
>>492053882A peaceful vehicle?
>>492054173Whatever the government permits you to lol, don't look back in anger
>>492058448like the popemobile
Might have a meat and potato pie with buttered bread and Tommy sauce for Christmas dinner
>>492058369
>>492058321cyberguns ak, stamped steel receiver, barrel, dustcover, gas tube isn't but I've got a spare ak gas tube that apparently fits because the parts are mostly compatible with ak parts, might order some ak furniture to put on, takes ak mags as well and with the internals its got a steel bolt carrier group and spring so you can move the bolt all the way. I usually dont bother with shit like that but I thought it was quite phoar worthy
>>492058251That worked wonders, kek.
>>492058267Is it air or CO2?
>>492058532Pie butty? belter.
>>492058748cor wish there were a pie butty delivery company
>>492058585>cybergunsAre a great brand. That l1a1 we were on about before does have an option for wood furniture but it doubles the price and is sold out everywhere
>>492058715co2, not really arsed about its actual air rifle capabilities but for 200 quid it'll be an interesting hobby project, people have done some really interesting things with these guns as they are pretty similar to actual aks, the original cyberguns gen 1 used type 56 receivers and were banned in burgerland, french company makes them and they are somewhat hard to come across. I snagged the last one from pellpax. Picrel is a cyberguns modified for east german ak parts. Seeing as though old spec deacs will run over 1000 pounds and genuine aks modified to be straightpull only require a firearms license and will be expensive this alternative for 200 quid that I can work on is just a bit of amusement.
Story keeps getting weirderhttps://xcancel.com/RadioGenoa/status/1870716787899220445
Afternoon lads the married milf keeps texting me
Germans are marching ladshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14218489/Germany-Christmas-market-attack-fury-police-warned-Saudi-doctor.html
>>492058838cor now that is nice, thats the iffy thing with cyberguns, sell out pretty quick.
>>492058585Thought these where illegal
>>492058532Why the tommy sauce every time la? What kind of pie?
>>492059094A mastermind indeed, what his next move will I do not know
>>492059216strangely not, for some reason as well if that was airsoft I'd need to prove I was part of an airsoft group or reenactment group but with this being a co2 air rifle I just have to prove I'm over 18 and thats that.
>>492059094Security services purposely putting out misinformation to dilute the public responseIt's clear what happened to those who know, but seeding doubt in the minds of the normies makes them hold back, so you won't see the scale of public response as seen here this summer.It's all about managing the first 24 hours or so, divide the public and placate enough and it'll fizzle out enough not to explode either by holding info back or spreading mis-info.
A few rapes on New years eve should focus their attention
>>492059216C02 guns are fine. Weirdly iirc they came off ticket just after the handgun ban.The good ones (like cybergun) usually have tge same manual of arms and will often take parts from the real version.
>>492059419shut up you fat paedophile
>>492053872Not interested in the opinions of an Irishman regarding England or English culture.
Married milfs lust over young cock btw
>>492059531>ring ring'Hello? Based department?'>yes, how can we help?'You're uhh.. gonna wanna see this post'
'ate drunks'ate inglish drinking culture
>>492059572shut up you fat paedokike samefagging tosser
>>492059573Wait, are you irish?
>>492059476Because co2 (not to be confused with compressed air) guns are basically a toy. Probably generates about 4 joules of power or so.
>>492059604No?
>>492059594You sound jealous because milfs don't text you
>>492059638you sound like a fat paedokike desperate for (you)s. The only women in your life are the ones blocking you on social you fat paedo faggot
>>492059657Go outside faggot and get some fanny
>>492059693kys you obese peado nolifer
wonder how long before the obese pedo nolifer has to show the class his manufactured online chat screenshots
>thinks I'm gobbo Mentol elf crisis
https://thecritic.co.uk/explaining-the-boriswave/>Explaining the Boriswave>How and why the Conservatives betrayed their voters on immigrationGood article. He does touch upon Johnson and Sunak being out of touch because they're "wealthy jetsetters" but unsurprisingly he doesn't touch the third rail that they, along with Patel and Badenoch as well as many others, are literally foreign are therefore their indifference shouldn't be too surprising.>This mindset translated into policies like humanitarian visas for Hong Kongers and Ukrainians. Now, don’t get me wrong — giving these visas was a compassionate move, and I’d bet good money that many of these migrants, especially the Hong Kongers, will prove to be standout contributors to Britain’s economy.Ah but he has to be a little bit of a cuckold
>creasing that his weak LARP failed instantlypriceless
>>492054050sanpaku mentally ill mother
>>492059864You already posted this.
>>492059606Well yeah theyre just bb guns, rifles come in at 6ft/lbs and pistol around 4. Theyre semi auto though and great funhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/1uO6Uf5inOE
>>492057895Mandy is a pizza fan
>>492059094Um, he actually said "Dawkins Akbar"
Alright lads. Just been down my cabin in Devon. Got wasted on beer and whiskey, ended up throwing up. Had a good little fire going.
>>492059615Thought you were. Must be the ginger hair and potato physiognamy.
>>492059606they are 100% toys, fun though. Side question, will the police get a bit weird with me if I start buying random ak parts? for example furniture, dust cover, maybe a rear sight block, gas tube release lever etc. Legal to own, just bits of metal that dont do anything without an actual ak.
>>492060070I live in the South East of England.
>>492059531What opinions from Irishman would you like to read about? Maybe about fishing and sustainable farming?
Don't really have a bad word to say about josh tbqhwy>Funny>Doesn't let brit/pol/ bullies get him down>Offers good advice if you ask>Brave and upfrontGood lad he is.
>>492052933the fuck is this from? fuck all these niggers who post random webms without any context
Was watching those Ben and Emily canal videos last night and felt so lonely. They have such a cute, close relationship. I really felt depressed about the fact that I've not experienced that. I'm quite a warm, loving person really - if I met the right person I would do anything to support and protect them. It feels quite bad to be basically wasting away without any love, and I'm so old now that opportunities are few and far between.
>>492060205Context of this webm is apparent to British people. Hence the thread being called Brit/pol. Thus it not being a thread for Krauts.
>>492060097If you start ordering that shit online and have the post man drop it off, yes.
>>492060103Suffolk isnt it?
>>492060341Close! You're definitely getting better with your reading!
>>492060208>if I met the right personthere must be another old gay guy you can find to live on a narrowboat with you
>>492060208>Ben and Emily canal videosThese zogbots want you dead and replaced by bames, anon.
can't believe jannies let my willy pic slip. mirin
>>492054671I saw a little lad nearly get run over the other night on a crossing. A dad was teaching his son to use it, a car stopped to let them cross and I started crossing just before the little lad, then some retard in a car sped round the waiting car and nearly hit me in the crossing as I was in the middle. I think if I hadn't been there the little lad would have walked out sooner and been right there and been run over. Probably a forrin in the car, I was seething.
Hope Germany go full Nazi again.
Fuck J*sh
>>492060157he's a paedophile CP posteryou nonce
>>492060400I'm not gay.>>492060451She is so cute.
>>492060097Take a look at the regs thered a list of components on the naughty list, these are mostly the pressure bearing bits. Having said that who tf knows what plod might do these days.
My mate made me a knife. Good knife that. Good for splitting logs and stripping bark. Cor.Wacking the spine with another log to split them and not a knock or scratch on it. Hefty.
>>492060515>he's a paedophile CP posternah, not having it. He doesn't seem the type.
>>492060451That guy looks like a poofter.
>>492060594yeah you're in peadoclub too aren't you fuckin discord namenonce
Is that lad who makes Apu OC here? Had an idea for him.
I want to visit Hastings at some point. Visited there on google streetview last night and it looks really nice. Some of the streets reminded me of San Francisco, like steep streets with 4-5 story buildings. It looks like a really nice place, I imagine if Britain ever started to revive Hastings would be one of the first places to attract people. I would live anywhere if I was in love.
DAILY REMINDER that pakistani immigrants in England have raped one million white underage girls!
>>492060698Yeah its alright, lots of drugs though
>>492059094
He was a bit handsy with the girls when they were younger but he told me he just havin a laff. He stopped as soon as they hit puberty so he's definitely not a nonce
>>492060698I need to visit when they're doing a reenactment of the battle.
>>492060715daily reminder this is another j-nigger rage bait larp because he's a fat nonce who has been posting this for 6 months now and thinks that's an own
>>492060742They do it at Battle Abbey each year as close to the 14th October as they can, I went to the 950th Anniversary and it was great, jealous of rabbit though he was present at the live event
>>492060654you’ve got bugger all to back up that drivel you’re spouting, have you, lad? Not a solitary scrap of evidence. kek. I’ve seen sturdier arguments scribbled in crayon by bennie mongs at the job centre.
>>492060760Our joshy wouldn't lie. Everyone in our family loves him
>>492054507????It's very much related, idiot.
>>492060823shut up you nonce, everyone here knows it>>492060826shut up you fat paedophile middle aged nonce
>>492060794Yeah not many people know it's on the 14th October either. They do it on other days too though. I went once as a kid.
>>492059490>shut up you fat paedophile13 posts by this faggot.Pic related is his father
>>492060868Yeah, like I say, as close to the 14th, usually they do it on the weekend,
>>492053119It wasn't totally boring, but a heavyweight fight where neither man landed a significant, damaging blow is something of a snooze fest. Yes, it was close, but as the challenger, Fury never did enough to get that decision. Usyk was never in trouble, but then, neither was Fury. High pace, and lots of action, but it felt more like a super-middleweight fight. I think Fury, while undoubtedly a talent, has been way overhyped after beating Wilder, who himself was a complete one trick pony, technically deficient, just with the right hand eraser. That we never got to see AJ v Fury before their respective hype trains got derailed is a shame, but let's be honest, the Heavyweight division has had a paucity of talent for well over a decade.Also, I never realised how fucking thick DuBois is. Holy shit. Hearing him talk in between two of the early rounds was fucking painful!
>>492060568I might get away with it, got a type 56 I can nick the gas tube off and lever as well as spring and mags, dont think I can get the rear sight base of it though because I'd need to take the front sight off and they press them on which is a cunt. Want a ribbed akm dust cover and some new furniture, just cosmetics that I reckon it'd be alright. Although plod did come for me over buying a 1911 mag of brownells years back, but that was because isis were building bombs in my town so they were on higher alert for weird orders.
>>492060877your father put his dick up your arse which is why you're a peadophile i suppose
>>492060854I've done you. You're seething. As a prize you're now filtered.
>>492060945You're a nonce, and a discord troon. go back
>>492060683It may already exist. An apu with a "Corr" meter. A corometer if you will.
>>492060877>Ajaz Karim from pakistan>sexually abused children>given 21 month sentence
>>492061009corr. Good one that. have a go yourself, lad
funny how his i shag married milfs larp just vanished innit
>>492060923What did they say to you about the mag?
>>492061048>>492060945>>492060823>>492060594>>492060451>>492060295>>492060157pic related is your uncle
>>492060116>What opinions from Irishman would you like to read about? Maybe about fishing and sustainable farming?
Doing a trial run of the eggnog lads
>>492061124And why is this my problem? kek
>>492060205Gib sauerkraut
>>492060157of all the things you can say about josh, funny isn't one of them.
>>492061082>What did they say to you about the mag?this faggot has made 22 postsNot once has he addressed real issues faced by working class brits!brit/pol/ has been taken over by pakistani child fuckers.
>>492061124Can you send these to liberals or something?
>>49206117937th snooker referee regiment
>I have mentol elf issues and accuse everyone who has a more interesting life than me gobbo I also never said I snagged the milf, I only said she's texting me.
>>492061082this would have been around the end of 2017, got back home and my bloody parents had let the two coppers in who weren't dressed as such but had ID and they basically said they're on high alert due to a series of raids done on isis building bombs in burnley, they said I had bought a mag and wanted to see it as well as the other shit I had collected (had a decent collection of militaria) so I showed them it and they said they didn't think it was a serious thing but had to check me out anyway as they stated I could use the parts of the magazine for building explosives. Showed them my other shit and their certificates of deactivation, proved my random bits of ammo were inert (struck primers) and that was that. Live alone now and never had any bother since. Pisstake really.
>>492061265>Can you send these to liberals or something?
>>492060208>I'm so old now that opportunities are few and far between.how old are you?
The reality is the seething retards bring nothing to the discussion and just want to talk about josh all day. Sad twats.
>>492061344>use the parts of the magazine for building explosivesFfs. Its scary how litle coppers know about guns. Seen one on tc who "safed" a gun by dropping the mag.
>kek jnigger thinks pulling an obvious larp about banging milfs is adding to the discussion. topkek sad fat twat harasses women online because he's an incel
>>492061179Crip walk marchAs wacky as the goosestep can look at least it once served a military purpose
>>492052933>curb stomping a guy face down on the groundPlease tell me that cop/security guard/whatever was fired.
I think I will dump a bunch of photographs from Ulster Loyalist groups next thread because I know people like themAnyway picrel most recent NI Election Results
>>492060698hastings is in the red zone for small boat crossingsthey wash up there fairly frequently and there is a big migrant hostel in townlast time i was there i saw a load of wogs hanging about on the beach between bexhill and hastings looking like they just washed up and wondering why there was no welcome party to meet them
>>492061583Ive only seen or heard of one boat landing here so not sure thats entirely accurate
>>492061495Part of me thinks they just came up with some crap to tell me to get me to comply because theres no way you could do anything with a fucking 1911 magazine, the base plate doesn't even come off its welded on im pretty sure, posted it here before but it doesn't dissemble. If they were investigating me over that then why would they tell me such a sensitive thing? that they'd raided other houses due to bomb making because that wasn't in the news either. Dont really know what to make of the whole thing because its the only time thats happened and I've had all sorts of crap delivered to me and that I've also sold over the years.
>>492060208>I'm so old nowAre you too old to protect your girls from pakistani rape gangs?
>>492061583>hastings is in the red zone for small boat crossingsYeah, swamped with fucking Norman cunts
>spends his Sunday afternoon seething and calling people paedophiles onlineShit life, get a job and have sex
Been reading about sausages on wikipedia and I want some cumberland sausage now lads.
>Spends his entire life 18 hours a day samefagging and being a noncekys nonce, people like you shouldn't be allowed internet access
>>492060208unless you live in complete poverty, you are able to relatively easily turn your life around as late as age 40. chill
>>492061647Have you ever had sex?
>>492061665SUMERIAN
>>492061618>Ive only seen or heard of one boat landingyou have made 22 postssee if pic related is your cousin
What a loser
>>492061618they aim for the coast between dungeness and dover but sometimes go adrift innit
What would britpol do?
>>492061749you're aloneyou'll always be alone
>>492061655lolvery good
>>492061665bet you love a bit of sausage in you
>>492061780don't know never had any crypto so you know my opinion is of the highest possible value. would just sell it all and buy palantir stocks.
>>492061720yes I've unironically got a long term gf, autistic af but /handsome/ so she puts up with my strangeness
>>492059476>>492059355I mean because they’re realistic looking, thought they had to be bright orange/blue unless you have some special licensing (reenactment/tv/film)
>>492058121>For me it's the Christmas Boat migran>>492061780>What would britpol do?why do you need two diffrent flags, you faggot?
>>492061864>unironicallyKek. I’d say it’s completely ironic you massive aspie.
>>492061887No, the laws are retarded. Airsoft guns (co2 or electric, plastic ammo) are classed as rif, realistic imitation firearms, so need to be 2 tone and you need to be a member of some airsoft group. Co2 bb guns, metal ammo, are classed as actual firearms so dont need anything.
>>492061827What do you mean by this?
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>>492062076>the laws are retarded
>>492061780Plenty bullish news on BTC to carry more gains into 2025. Just hold.
>>492061780How difficult is it to actually buy some bitcoin?As I understand if you have to set up a wallet, send them a photo of yourself holding a newspaper, and that sort of thing.
>>492060208>I really felt depressed about the fact that I've not experienced thatHave you experienced pic related, anon?
>>492062527No politics at the Christmas table, josh and no fingering the kids under the table this year haha
>>492060732>He was a bit handsy with the girls when they were younger
>>492062415buying is easy. the real problems can come when trying to sell or cashing out. coinbase randomly locks accounts for additional checks and doesn't let you sell. banks sometimes close accounts for receiving crypto money.