Cardinal Knowledge Edition Come watch niggers beg for freedom after killing peopleStream- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Lwb4Y_Ss0
these are always comfy
Use this thread, not the other one
Let's fucking go!
Docket, courtesy of Algeria anon in yesterday's threadAnd at least 3 revocations, 11 total cases today
can any yankbros give me a QRD on how this is formatted so I know what I'm seeing
>>517182589So the cases in green are revocations hearings so that means that they released the niggers out onto the street, they violated one or more of their parole conditions (usually they beat up their girlfriend or get arrested for something else) and then they have a hearing to determine if they can continue to be a free negro or if they have to get back to the cage. More of a formality, very few go back out on parole.
>>517182062TYB. Good to see you all /lpbg/ looks like some interesting contestants today.
Hello to our first guest!
This guy looks like a complete loser even by prison standards.
TYBI'm guessing this is the right thread?
>>517182959>complete loserMr. Vietanon, we call them niggers around here
>>517182589Criminal beg to be let out of prison or not be put back in because they violated their parole. It depends on if they paid for enough "programs" and hired lawyers that specialize in this field.
Is this nog medicated or something
>>517182918revoke. next.
He literally looks like some Lovecraftian nightmare.
>>517183057Yeah but most of the niggers seem to make more effort than this one to appear like they care about appeasing the board and getting out.
>>517182589>can any yankbros give me a QRD on how this is formatted so I know what I'm seeingThe names on the left are upcoming hearings, the middle is the current hearing, and the right is completedAs for the hearings themselves, they'll read out the charges, hear from anybody who is there to support or speak against them, interview the inmate, and then they'll vote"Parole" is them asking to get out of jail early, but to be put on probation.On probation you are under close supervision, have to stay out of trouble, etc. and if you violate those probation conditions, they'll put you back in jail for the rest of your term"Revocations" are for people who have broken the conditions of their probation, and the board decides whether the violations are enough to warrant just a warning or putting you back in jail
360 cam baby, the future is now>new tech, same demographic
>camera automatically focusing on the hwyte mantechnology is racist
I voted to double his prison sentence
>>517183087That's quite hilarious, well done
I just can't imagine living like this.Tomorrow I will go to work, have fun with my friends. After work I will maybe go for a pint or two with other friends. Home to watch a movie, be comfy. Weekend doing whatever.This retard will be in a cell. Insanity. Hilarious
>>517183171i think even his nigger mind understands how fucked he is>>517183087kek'd
10 counts of attempted murder.
>>517183405The worst part about all this is that he will still be a nigger when the sunrises tomorrow. Forever a nigger
>>517183405>I just can't imagine living like this.That's part of why I spend so much time in these threads.It's a peek into a world that is completely foreign to meI've not even been pulled over in 15+ years, and never been in jailBut these guys are in-and-out all the time, and think nothing of it
>NAMENYJAL HURTS>STATUSPAROLE REVOKED
Where is he on the DocuSign?
>>517183405Same here. These are great deterrents for wanting to break the law. That sounds miserable. Just the thought of having zero privacy is enough.
>>517182062Cardinals and bluejays are such beautiful birds. I know someone in Covington, LA who has a little fountain by the woods and there are always these guys taking a bath at fountain together with blue Jays, hummingbirds and tiny little yellow birds I don't know the name of. Also, they have these green parakeet looking birds. A colorful fuckin state.
So what do we think Mr Lionel Pierre did?
>>517183405He would rather try and kill people and scratch out serial numbers than cut grass for $80+ a day and get an apartment that he shares with roommates to bring the cost of living down.
Start his prison sentence all over, we forgot to start the official prison timer when he entered all those month ago.
Hello frensGot here late was grabbing ice cream from maccas
>>517183917Crime
>RYNELL JEFFERSON>RYNELLkekked
>>517183970You missed a real ugly one
>>517183917if this is the same guy, what didn't he do?>Lionel Ed Simon Pierre, 35 arrested for resisting an officer; producing, manufacturing, distributing, or possessing drugs with intent; drug paraphernalia; obstruction of justice; hit & run driving.
I have predicted what Rynell might look like
>>517183917First up is Rynell JeffersonAnd, like a lot of people who got revoked on parole, he beat his girlfriendMany times the girlfriend will then come into the revocation hearing and say she lied about the abuse, because she doesn't want him to stay in jailOr, sometimes, like a lot of people who got revoked on parole, his girlfriend got mad at him for some reason and called the cops, claiming he beat her upThen when the revocation comes around, the girlfriend admits she lied
Wtf, shuffled
>>517183739To me, the prettiest bird ever is the Golden Pheasant. Second is the Barrow's Goldeneye duck.>https://ebird.org/species/golphe
>>517184213Accurate enough to unlock his phone
Louisiana is a weird place.
HOT MIC
I kind of like the idea of having prisoners being forced to work at a call center.
>I nig myself today>To see what dat mean>>517183087>>517183485Kek these are great
>>517184647We're eventually going to hear Prator drop an N bomb aren't we?
>>517183970Too many cones fren?
>>517182288topkek, i need one with the sound
>Where everybody at?I'd also like to know.
We ask the questions here, parole denied.
>So where errybody at?>Y'all just got me out here sittin'God, I love hot mics
>>517184879Soon.
>>517184804god i hope so
>>517185188>>Y'all just got me out here sittin'Does he have somewhere else to be?
it'd be great if they were just trolling him>"let's let the nigger sweat for a little bit"
>>517185188das rite he gots places to be n shiet
holy shit where is everyonejudge taking a shit?>>517184809yes... cones... indeed
>>517183970>grabbing ice cream from maccasYour ice cream machine works? Here, McDonalds looks like a parole hearing and the ice cream machine never works.
Now I miss him
>>517185354This is obviously a test to see if he acquired the proper programing.
>>517182288This is gold!
>>517185412it's a 50/50 chance everytime i go there if it's workingthe fixererupper people must make a killing
chirp potential is high
the sign is a subtle joke
>Coosea>Quanteriayou can never predict black names
fucking lol
>>517185833>chirp potential is highDefinitely, I see two ceiling fans, and they're going opposite directions so they're not in the same roomAnd those names, Quanteria and Coosea, holy shit
>>517182371Alot of YTPIPO today, should have named this thread White Man Edition or something.
>>517185931i guess Coosea is a chink phone brand.
>steve passes the buck on trying to pronounce that nigger name nonsensesmart fella
>Quanteria Allen, she's your girlfriendShe will absolutely say "He didn't actually hit me"
>>517185833I was thinking the same thing. My money is on Quanteria.Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309First chirps aplenty of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983Chirps (9/18/2025) https://youtu.be/NKrRyNSxLT4?t=9968Phantom chirps (9/23/2025) https://youtu.be/4BQoe-AKHcc?t=12558
>>517186122NAILED IT
>wrong girlfriend
>The other girlfriend>The baby mamaWhat amazing culture
>I'm not dat girlfren>Da baby mamafucking kek
>>517182062This guy knows the procedure. He's been here before. No counsel assigned. "I'm not that girlfriend" XD. RIP.
> side hoe
>That's a different girlfriend>that's the baby mommait's funny as fuck having to watch these elderly white people deal with monkeyspeak
>different girlfriendof course. why didn't i think of that.
you can see the fatigue meter visibly rising from this whole exchange
i don't believe them
i'm not sure which nigger to not believe, this bunch or the other girlfriend. it could go either way with one of these deals.
>>517184262>>517186122Called it
MAY COOSEA SPEAK
People's lives. This is someone's 9-5. Brutal.
odds on Destiny being a stripper?
Not guilty or whatever.
>Black eye>Busted lipThat's just how they naturally look, Prator.
>>517185857SNEEEE3DDD
>>517186444Odds of Destiny being a cocksucking streamer who is addicted to adderal and can't stop spouting neo-liberal talking points?
>pled guilty just to get it out of the way>while on parolefucking retard
He doesn't remember doing it. Dindu nuffin
>>517185857
>>517186322Me neither. I have never heard of the crime of "loud". But he says he was found guilty of being loud.
I know where he was loud at.
>>517185857Come on, man kek. We are in a simulation.
>>517186543That was a different nigga
This is great
>>517186617"disturbing the peace" is one of those bullshit charges that can mean whatever the hell the arresting officer wants it to. not that this nigger isn't guilty of something, just that that particular charge is one that exists so they can haul your ass in when they can't find a better reason to do it.
>SWOLLEN LEFT EYE>BUSTED LIP>SAYS YOU HELD HER DOWN AND PUNCHED HER>"Yeah I am not guilty of that, or whatever.">That isn't what I have on the record, you plead guilty.>"I had witnesses saying none of that happened.">You claim you weren't there?>"yeah I was arrested for being loud, disturbing the peace.">Where?>"at my sister's house.">Just so I have this right, you were charged with battery-but the state dropped it on a plea bargain for being loud somewhere else? >You were told to go to Behaviour Centre to test for drugs>"my parole officer said I didn't have to go, as long as I have my perscription">when did you get the perscription?>"right after I took a drug test">TWO SHEBOONS GLARING THE ENTIRE TIMEjesus christ, the patience
>I've read the report I don't have any questionsUH OH
lol did they even bother going through all the alleged violations or only 2 or 3?
>>517186849goddamn, what did i miss ?
> Anything you want to say?> He didn't do it> You know we have a photo?Revoked
>>517186872>revoke>what dat mean
wut dat meen
>NAMERYNELL JEFFERSON>STATUSREVOKED
kek that was quick
>>517186774See disturbing the peace I have heard of, not just loud lol. Maybe three words is too much for the coon to handle, so the officer just told him he was charged for "loud".
Niggers are weird.
>Ayo welcome to sn339d's feed and seed>What'chu want?
>>517186830>jesus christ, the patienceA lot of that is so that there is a physical record of the reason that they're revokingThis dude was fucked before he even went before the board, but if they just said "Yeah you're revoked" without saying these details out loud or allowing him to try to explain himself, an attorney might be able to weasel him out of it
>>517187015fucking kek
>Natchitoches>NAK-ə-təshWhat the fuck? Louisiana bros explain yourselves.
>Quanteria's reaction faceAYO WUT?
>>517183171Maybe he likes his cage and doesn’t care if he makes parole or not.
>>517186925I dont see any nigs.
>>517187077I believe that is a Native American name IIRC
Next contestant>03 SHARP, EARNEST E 00789990 W/M 09/21/1964 LAC 08/26/2025> LAS ALD 01 08/14/2025> 231098 SCHEDULE IIWhite boy druggie, first felony offender, 61 years oldIt's Schedule II, so probably MethI've got a good feeling about this one, he might get out
>>517183405Yes anon. Minding the law and staying out of trouble does have some benefits.
>>517187220Sure but why wasn't it transliterated in a way that made phonetic sense?
>>517187308indian word, transcribed in french, 300 years of language shift
OH BOY
>Where we droppin', boys?
>>517187308Not sure. The French were in charge of Louisiana then, so maybe it made sense to them.
>>517187435Fuckin wild bro. I love this crazy state.
I guess the dark side really got to Phil.
>>517187308because before it was American Louisiana it was french
I unironically want to visit Louisiana and see a bunch of these places before I die.
>Polite>Tries (or acts like he's trying) to show actual regret>"My mother passed away, I have two sisters in poor health."Speaks clearly, politely, without issue. And he's a meth dealer. Nogs are beyond saving
I wonder how many times his son has told someone he has a mentally challenged father.
>would you like to make a statement for me>not really no
>>517187242He has some underlying mischievousness but i dont think he is a bad guy.
>>517187738Holy shit you're rightThe prison guy literally just said>He's always been slow and methodicalSo yeah - dude's either mentally challenged, or a Tylenol American
>>517187873>Tylenol American
>>517187815>He has some underlying mischievousness but i dont think he is a bad guy.HE WUZ A GOOD BOI HE DIN DU NIFFIN
>>517187873Yeah seems like a nice guy but probably not the sharpest barb on the wire.
>>517186238It really is. They have to hear this monkey babble trying to understand while keeping a straight face and not laugh.
>>517187815He doesn't deserve to be with 98% of the people we see. He was weak and had a drug problem because we don't nuke the cartels. He's no danger.
The ones with whites are usually pretty boring to be honest. They're too decently spoken. So it's not as fun.
> 'He's a businessman'He sure is kek
boomer tech
Good. Fucking. God.
>>517188096What a Chad
It’s current year and these retards still can’t use a fucking phone. Boomers are beyond useless at using anything made after 1990 and refuse to learn anything because they were coddled for so many years
> Memaw doing tech supportSoutherners so polite.
>i need help with my son>myhmmm
They should hire an Indian IT guy. "SAAAR click your microphone"
Snitching on a CO lmao
>Sure I have some extra meth. You can have it.what a great guy
>entrapmentlmao
He's fumbling.
Isn't giving someone fucking meth still a crime?
>>517186998Most are very low IQ and would be considered retarded if they were white.
>Lieutenant at a prison keeps asking you for meth>You give it to him without thinking it was a setupYeah this guy is not firing on all cylinders
>>517187981Is this about 20 bucks worth of meth?
>>517188546>mayhaw jelly meththis is great
How do I get a friend who sells meth AND jelly
/lpbg/
>>517188637Nothing like a good ole peanut butter and jelly (and meth) sammich.
>>517188529>>Sure I have some extra meth. You can have it.>what a great guyHE WAUZ A GENEROUS CHRISTIAN NNNN SHEEEEEIT
>>517188590Well at least he gets out in 5months anyway fucking niggers. 5 years of hard labour (that sounds like ancient rome) for being a small time meth dealer at the most. This guy doesnt seem to be that bright, also lacks any cautiousness because he doesnt have that many buyers in the first place.
Got a child molester after this next one.
He can't tell the truth.
>>517187608Louisiana belonged to Spain before it belonged to the French.
>>517189327>Louisiana belonged to Spain before it belonged to the French.and the injuns before that
>>517189204Maybe it wouldnt make sense to tell the full story once you only have 5 months left to go. Dunno about the laws in this caveman state but can shit you say while a parole hearing be used against you?
https://www.natchezdemocrat.com/2022/06/24/man-arrested-in-ferriday-for-shooting-another-in-leg/This is the next guy. Shot a guy in the leg, then got out on parole? Then broke parole. I believe???
Posting this again from last thread 4 degrees is too much
>>517189550You really aren't going to let this go are you toothpastebro?
>Keon
>his smile and optimism>gone
>>517189533>https://www.natchezdemocrat.com/2022/06/24/man-arrested-in-ferriday-for-shooting-another-in-leg/isnt he the victim ?
>>517189550You’re about a half degree off with your alignment of the two stars. Why?
>>517189877kekyou're right, i barely even skimmed it, just saw "black male" from the parish parole thingy and assumed more nigger on nigger crime
>>517189677it's despicable, and civilized people would not let this stand. it screams to me, I can hear it suffer
Happy Halloween, frens!
We skipped the Revocation and we're on the kiddie diddler>04 VIVERITO, DONALD 00765571 W/M 08/03/1986 CPD 11/12/2025> WSH CVD 01 08/04/2025> 193140972 MOL OF JUV UNDER CONTROL> 193140972 MOL OF JUV UNDER CONTROL> 193140972 ORAL SEXUAL BATTERY> 193140972 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
This has potential
>>517190188Jesus. He ate that cunny up.
>>517189479100% and he already said too much. He just had to take responsibility and as icing on the cake say "I understand I'll be an addict until the day I die and my family has found a narcotics anonymous program to help me stay clean if you grant me parole".
what is the charge, sir???eating out a cunny?eating a succulent little cunny?
This guy seems a bit zesty.
if this guy committed those crimes now he'd be eligible for getting his nuts cut off. >https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-castration-sex-crimes-dc6763a2b6a144cf05d92174df032a63
It's like he's reading it for the first timeThis dude probably just copy-pasted from the textbook of "How to write a parole letter" without changing a single thing
>>517190320>>517190286>lisp>ear gaugesI don't think it was cunny bros
Chatgpt 3 script. Denied. Get some dank prompts.
>>517190419>oral assault on a juvenile under 15 and 13.oral assault
>Can't look up from the page>Clearly hasn't memorised it>Clearly didn't write itIt's like a child in school giving a powerpoint. How do these people function?
>I'll leave Louisiana you guysGRANTED
>>517190419Oof, good catch. Let me rephrase: he ate that bussy up.
"That's perfect but can you condense it to 2 paragraphs and make it sound more human"
This guy at least did his research, but the justice system is not kind to rock spiders.
>>517190419wait, it was little boys???death sentence NOW
so this guy facefucked a kid? put him under the prison.he knows this is on youtube though lol hi faggot
>I know these are posted on YouTube
This motherfucker says a lot of words that means a lot of nothing. Crank the wood chipper up boys.
There was absolutely nothing in there about the actual crime he committed and all the talk of victims was vague and boilerplateHe really did just copy and paste the most generic letter he could find>I know these are posted on Youtubekek
Yes, these are public, you fucking degenerate faggot.
did his wife kill herself when she found out?https://www.cookrichmondfuneralhome.com/obituary/leila-viveritoshe died October 25th 2018 and he was arrested November 13th 2018
>>517190768> I know that this is being viewed by a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>we've referred him to sex offender training but -DENIED
this child rapist is every gay guy you see in public, theyre all like this, not all of them get caught.
>he a gud christian boyI hate Christians so much. Fuck you. He's a pedo. Kill him.
>>517190825Good find anon, that could actually be the caseI feel bad for the kids
anyone who makes their 80 year old mother go on youtube and defend her child molesting son should be executed
> He became a mentor??? DENIED!
>pedo retards can get a wife but I can’t
Can a pedo actually be rehabbed? Ancient alien theorists say no.
Imagine your son is in prison for fucking kids. I feel bad for his mom.
>>517190825I wondered that too.
>>517190825>>517191010https://www.gofundme com/f/leila-annnvm, vehicle accident
>>517188546Possession is the crime. Giving it to someone makes you not guilty. The receiver is now guilty.
>>517191084it's like asking if you can cure homosexuality, you can't, it's a mental illness.this gayboy is about to get reamed by this cop i bet
Absolutely based cop.
>>517191084yes, just like a heroin addict can recover. the urge is always there but he gotta get a grip of himself
>FUCKED HIS OWN KID IN THE MOUTH>FUCKED HIS OWN KID IN THE MOUTH>FUCKED HIS OWN KID IN THE MOUTH
>>517191118AI is getting better and better
>>517191087imagine your son is in prison for fucking yoru grandsons
>>517189936I used gimp to draw a line between them, and then went back over it towards the left of the image, and I was a bit high. also I do a lot of drugs
>>517191118Oh Ricky, you're so fine, I'm so glad that you're nine, Hey Ricky!
>It was his child
>>517189451Injuns didn’t have flags so their claims don’t count.
>>517191300Yeah that just got even darker. Christ.
>>517191276nvm just stepdaughter. there are tons of pornos of this exact situation. thanks jews
>6 years oldMurder him.
>she seduced me
living the step daughter fantasy
Hero.
>6 years old stepdaughter>I asked her to perform oral sex on meDENY DENY DENY
Got some spicy irrumatio in here
>it wasn’t on a regular basisOh, that’s okay then. Let him go
i would have just taken the extra 8 years in prison to not out myself as a stepdaughter rapist on youtube.
Ask your kid and her friends to suck your dick.>See menPhrasing, Meemaw.
>>517191208the same mental illness as homosexuality, in fact>>517191300he was a good boy he dindu nuffin>I just asked her to perform oral sex ONE TIMEand the 6 year old just knew how to do this without instruction?
>Had his step-daughter suck him off for 7 years between 6 and 13>Had her friend do it too
>I THINK I TORE 'EM APART
>>517191451lmao
>>517191413Can you make him Tony Soprano
a three some with two 6 year old
>>517191438Right. Now he is immortalized in the archives. Brutal.
"stepdad, i got my hand stuck in the dishwasher disposal, can you help me?"
> Taking time out of your day more than 5 years after the arrest to make sure this animal doesn't get out.> PROTECT AND SERVE
>>517191438His life ended the second he thought about it. Lowest of the low.
>don't worry your honour, I only skullfucked my 6 year old daughter for several years because I was a drug addict
>>517191565Yeah, cop is based as fuck. He obviously actually cares.
i've never heard of pedophilia as a side effect of drug use
What do you think prison is like for this guy
>>517191610Which one was it, do you think? Far right?
>>517191588>from 6 to 13literally half her life
>Cop chilling in an air conditioned home>Decorated with halloween stuff, indicating he has a happy family>taking time out of his day to keep a nonce in jailBASED
oh he's a sociopathic child rapist. that makes it much better. let him free.
>rambling about how he still thinks about fucking first graders but it's the drug companies fault for not making him a cure
>it was my drug use Bull Shit
>>517191649pedos have their own prison gangs now, they're not like powerful like the AB but you cant just fuck with pedos anymore. theyll come rape you in your cell at night.
Hey, you leave them out of this
>>517191681my guess is yellow shirt
>>517191649Hopefully it's awful, but reality is rarely kind.
>>517191640honestly sexual perversion is common among stimulant drug users especially meth and crack smokers. it makes you horny as fuck and you gotta keep finding more and more extreme content.
>>517191741Shit. Could be.
>>517191681>far rightwell he's a nonce, so far left
>>517191526It hates movie "bad guys" like scarface ect
>>517191726Are you fuckin serious?
Do you think every man with the big holes in his ears fucks pre-pubescent kids or just most of them?
>>517191861yea, they all get some pedo tattoo but its not like the trans george floyd flag its different
>>517191930I want to read about this if you have anything
Thus began his Pedo Arc.
>Consensual sex, but she claimed rapeWe've heard that story before
>>517191840looks like a bong gangster
>they trash youAmen
he just needs more of dem programs
>>517191930I want to know about this. What stops more powerful gangs from destroying them? The way I understand it is they either get killed or totally sumbit and become property.
>>517192185Lmao DEM PROGRAMS
>I'm gonna request that they trans you
>>517192091Zoe, my dear. Her bitch mom ruined a great thing.
>>517192220im not someone that blames everything that happens ever on jews, but it traces back to jewish money. the jewish pedophiles often are the heads of these prison pedophile gangs. money gets passed around the COs to grease the wheels and the other prison gangs just dont have the finances to keep up.
i wish we had polymarket or kalshi for these hearings
>>517192091I need to go back and re-watch that one, it has been a while.The Ballad of Zoe: https://youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028
>>517192220they probably unite forces with the trannies and the snitches, it's a big tent gang
>>517192185Needs to take the "Be Prim and Proper, Do Not Mouthfuck Your Daughter" course.
>>517192330You got any sauce for this bro?
>>517192416im looking on yandex
>>517191824lol nah
>>517192220Some of those types can be scary if they get you in the showers alone.
>>517192466lol yah
>>517192394it's just a matter of saying the right words to the right degenerate and you can change the world
>>517192416What he's saying makes sense. The jews can't get every pdf out of prison but still protect their own for getting caught jewing.Kosher food is not inherently better in prison, but it is often perceived as safer, cleaner, and potentially more palatable than regular prison meals due to being pre-packaged, tamper-proof, and prepared off-site, though taste and calorie content vary and are not guaranteed improvements. Many inmates request kosher meals not for religious reasons, but because they believe the packaged meals are a safer and more trustworthy alternative to the standard prison fare.
>>517192330You’re talking out of your stupid ass. Stfu moron.
>>517192534Dumbfuck
>>517192749Would you fall out of favor with the other white men if you requested kosher meals or would they respect you for tweaking the kike's balls?
>>517192749>pre-packaged, tamper-proof, and prepared off-siteBro you just sold me the kosher prison diet. This seems preferable.
Dude is completely relaxed
>>517192752>>517192889you going to cry about it like a woman?
Jim Norton with hair?!
>>517192964He looks relaxed to you? I think he has some intense energy.
how can you be that stupid? you get out of prison and then you get sent back over such stupid shit.
Damn, this dude is doing a speedrun back to jail
the first two violations sound like the same thing, honestly
>>517193122people are shockingly low IQ. i just saw a video of a convicted felon with a gun going to real crime scenes pretending to be a cop and he got busted.
Fresh bake>>517193155>>517193155>>517193155
>>517193180TYB
>>517192914I'm not an expert on prison but I hear the food is so terrible that the kosher stuff is world's better even if it would suck outside of prison. I think they try and get you to reject Jesus. The easiest and fastest way to get the food is to try to become a jew and get denied by a rabbi 3 times, I think the rejecting Jesus comes after that but I have no proof. No, you do not have to be Jewish to get kosher meals in prison; you only need to have a sincere religious belief that requires a kosher diet, which can include a belief in Judaism for non-secular reasons or the adoption of Judaism while incarcerated. Courts have ruled that prison systems cannot require a religious test to access a kosher diet, and inmates are entitled to kosher meals if they claim a sincere need.
>>517193046Go Fuck yourself you goddamn idiot.
>>517193374
>>517193316I'd go for halal meals then, checkmate Warden Schlomo; Christ is Lord.
>>517193420Stupid nigger
