PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>518667083dan the slaver burned curtis half to death
>>518667083tyb and good evening anons
>>518667083ty baker
>1 hour til live reeeeeee
Hi boys!
>>518667766morning fren
Happy OP Live 300!
>last 30 mins is 20 mins of commercials>dan will spend another 30 hawking his 4imprint gear
>>518668554i just checked dan's new store and some of the jackets are like $180. it needs to be really fucking good quality before i blow that much money
>>518668468>>518668554I really hope this gonna be over an hour of shilling his slop again. That shit is such garbage quality. Literally some slave market T shirt with some plastic burnt into the fabric.
>my state championship trophy Topkek
>>518668274I'd take two, wait, the popo is right behind!
>opl>bathurstlucky i'm cross eyed
>>518668554>>518668607It's not "4imprint" garbage, it's Carhartt, so it should be good quality.
>>518669056
>You might go home and eat all the cookies with this stuff. Stomp it out.
>>518669523You know he came back and picked up all that ground weed. It is not a liquid.
Lightning!
Golly gee fuckety wuckety, I sure am ready for some exciting niggery this evening!
Here we go!
Happy 300th episode!
>>518670879>>518670929yay!
>>518670610best i can do is 300 merch segments
>>518670929This is 301
This episode better be good
>>518670610we all are, after all this should be a nice group of fatigued noticerstoo bad Dan is doing his best to keep us away from thatalso, I miss Nye county (yes, thanks to webmanon I upgraded from the picture I always use)
>>518671067They made a big point of yesterday's show not being 300.
>>518671067was there a weekend with only one episode?
I’m concerned for dans welfare on his ride along next week
>>518671186No that guy is a retard
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
dan is having an orgasm
>300th episodeuhhh ackshually it's the 301st episode
Welcome, anons, to the 300th meeting of the Dan Abrams Fan Club.I'll start the official cheer.DAN'S THE MANDAN'S THE MANDAN'S THE MANNow you...
What's Curtis problem?
>>518671067>>518671179>>518671186The episode numbering differs depending upon the viewer's timezone.
Anyone know if Hunt Brother's Pizza is any good? I've seen them but never tried
>>518671321N
>>518671263Hopefully mad amounts of negro crime happens and he can't censor it because he's riding along
>>518671344rizzo doesnt wash his hands
>>518671344Dan fried him with hot tea last night.
>>518671263richie is just going to parade up and down biketoberfest, it's gonna be fucking awful.
White night…. >:O
>>518671344Curtis outted Dan as a Vegan and so Dan yelled at Curtis.
>>518671427Bore night so far.
Any good streams? Don't wanna pay for Reelz
In a real country, we wouldn't have women shoving contraband into their anuses.
Won't he just arrest them anyway if they hand over the weed
>>518671490https://tv.garden/us/gOuwLzCKrgxJvt works maybe some anon has the VLC stream
Out ya draws
Chief Taylor is in an "enforcing marijuana laws" kind of mood today.
Gross.
>wee woo>wee woo
bradley taylor cracks me up.
oh lawd
>average rick and morty fan
>>518671511Checked, no he'll probably let them go if it isn't much.
shout out to chief Hazen!
Bradley Taylor needs his own show
Might'a had her kick the weed into the dirt, but now she'l'a be making a u-turn and trying to find that place on the freeway again all night.
>>518671541Thanks fren
>>518671490>Any good streams? Don't wanna pay for Reelzfor reals, man
>>518671490most anons use tvpp to
>BFLYGRL
Come on.. out of all the locations you have, this is the most interesting this you have?There ain't even a single violent action happening?
He's awfully concerned about Dianne.
>>518671762that site dies oftenhere's the giga list of every known free live TV sitehttps://fmhy.net/video#live-tv
Based Taylor smelling the black woman's ph levels different infused with warm weed… Yes in the south you can literally smell negress’s pussy due to poor ph balance and it permeates when they’re excited and or horny. That’s why the 2nd time he approached the vehicle the aroma of weed mixed with black girl magic vagina was stronger and he wouldn’t touch it and made her stomp it on the ground.
300 episodes!How did Dan manage to do it?
>>518672101i aint clickin that shit nigger
God I fucking hate Dan
OMG,we got 9 departments, there is so much happening. Stay tuned for segments
did someone make a special 300 eps bingo to see what Dan repeats>that tranny cult episode>officer Alex Jones rolling his car
>>518672130>in the south you can literally smell negress’s pussywhat's it smell like
Good evening.I hope all my /lpbg/ bros are doing their progrumz
>>518672024They’re not allowed into major cities and have to stick to the outlying counties… They don’t want you to know the crime and niggers getting away with everything while police just wait on getting their pension and moving away solving 1/10th of crime.
>>518672198I hope they show that kid who ran in the 3 series BMW. Probably the best driving I saw on the show... until he trapped himself in a parking lot.
>>518672252>what's it smell like>white women>fish>black queens>fried chicken
>>518672252I don't want to know. it is not good.>>518672262Hi fren
hey, its that seen. post the copypasta
300 fucking episodes and this makes the cut?
I love when cops help people
>>518672338That fishy odor really only occurs if the woman has some sort of infection. It has an odor, but it's not fishy.
>>518672252Like underarms except way more pungent and you can exactly where it’s coming from because when they’re excited open their legs it’s like someone sprayed some fart spray… Why do you think rappers say they can smell pussy? Black pussy is either gross or intoxicating
A group of karens and a couple trannies
>>518672262I shamefully admit it that I barely watch it anymore; work is too busy lately
>officer ZogmanDan must be fucking with us at this point
>>518671490You can’t afford $5 a month?
enchanting...
Can't see shit man, put the night vision on
>>518672468Ph balance, women know this.t. Lived with strippers that made fun of women who’s pussy stinked
>>518672252like frying black pepper. shit's spicy yo
>>518672468you had to correct me on the fishy onebut let the queens fried chicken ride?kek
>>518672535She even conducts penis inspections.
If they know where drugs are being sold, why aren't they getting warrants and busting the sellers?
that's a rough 17
>>518672592I didn't correct you, you are right, I just said it's not an odor that's seeping out all the time.
did they say his DL was pulled for delinquent child support lol wot
>haunted house>carnys>drugssimple as
>>518672702holy shit you suck at this
lots of drugs in coochies tonight
>>518672710Yes if you fail to pay child support they revoke your drivers license.
Our favorite live tv streaming website has been fixed since last Saturday when it was almost unusable. I thought they were going to rugpull it, but no. The whole motivation for it must be to get people to subscribe for $5/month.
crotch fent
>>518672836same in australiathey'll also cancel your license if you fail to pay any fineeven just tolls you ignored
>implying that looking for a haunted house in October is not normaldan is so incredibly out of touch fucking hell
>hey officerShe wants the BWC
They removed the seat and everything
>>518672835Maybe that's what the dumbfuck aussie is smelling
2.68 gas in baton rouge probably even chepaer out of the city
Gas in Baton Rouge was $2.59.
Imagine walking out of that CVS right now
these melanin-enriched individuals are so quiet is someone playing with microphone levels?
that's way too many niggers in one place
we used to do car meetups in abandoned parking lots specifically to avoid having 50 cars at a gas station where this is the inevitable conclusion
jesus thats a lot of niggers
america what a shithole.
Looks like a pleasant night.
>>518673002Yeah I was about to say, also how has there not been at least one shooting by now with all these niglets in one spot
>>518673018nothing good can come of it
Nigger herding... not an easy task!
>>518672024Bro, its only been 300 episodes of this and 300 of me and other anons noticing that.The other anon who replies explained things a bit. I'll add this - if you're a county or state official, why would you want to invite in OPL and expose your area as a haven for scumbag criminals?
No twerking? Must be something in water
Get up! Get up! Now walk!Move! Move!Do the walk! Do the walk!Hands on your head, hands on your head!
RUN ZOGMAN RUN
>my babieshahahahahaha
>>518673055You know how they call a pack of crows a >murderWhat would you call a pack of a niggers?
I’m not watching this show on Halloween Friday night I swear to God!
>>518673018Everyone knows what happens when there’s too many niggers in the same place. It’s been a known fact for 30 years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkO17TK5mqo&list=RDpkO17TK5mqo&start_radio=1
That was a cool effect there. The way the two lights met made it look like water. I'd go there. Looks fun
>children of cornThe way she said corn sounded so funny
why is zogbottom going in there, does she think this is her personal vlog?
would
So she's just playing around in a horror experience when she's supposed to be working?
These are very low energy scare zone workers.
>>518673208yeah i never saw the pallet>place looks cool as
>>518673253half scurried away fast when they saw its a cop
Come on Dan, that was the most interesting thing to happen tonight
>>518673138a flock of niggiit's like octopus/octopi
>>518673235My only guess is, someone called because of the screams and she has a duty to just check it out.
>>518672943He's city folk and normal American traditions are bizarre to him unless he can exploit them, like Bike Week
>>518673138>What would you call a pack of a niggers?A problem.
>>518673235Searching for uninspected penises.
Sup frens. Tuning in a lil late. Any comfy nigger beatings or the like yet?
>>518673075That's one of the main subtexts of this show
>>518673472bunch of different women with drugs in their pantiesthen mostly a bunch of nothingsdan is 100% avoiding nigs nigging
>>518673472No beatings but police had to round a group of them up and keep them from robbing a CVS, typical behavior tho
>it's wrapped around his junk>it's wrapped around his johnson?never saw that one
Nice
Why are one of you anons walking the streets of Daytona?
>>518673581It’s going to be fucking hilarious when Tariq Nasheed makes buck breaking 2 lmao
>as soon as you get off
Dan's a fag, he's going to be that
Fuck your window tint and fuck your wheels that stick out the side of your truck.I was checking out a car with tinted windows one time, looking to see if I could see through it at all, and all of a sudden there was a nigger in there looking at me.
>>518672252Cajun seasoning. It’s pretty good actually.
>>518672262I just had a kid so I’ve been sleeping till noon like a nigger so I’ve missed lpbg.
Member how this show used to have tons of drunk Latin drivers and DUI stops in general and Dan would sit on them for an hour or two through the long FSTs? Seems that doesn't happen much anymore.
What the hell happened?
chase thread
>>518673867Trump has deported most of the drunk Mexicans
>>518673830Congratz on the kid anon! We'll let you know if you miss any /lpbg/ gems
>>518673899lazy as fuck cops.... didnt even try to fucking catch those niggers
>>518673899tinted window americans run from the police when they get pulled over
>>518673867I think the illegal aliens are afraid of getting deported so they stay inside a lot now.
>>518673792i believe it
>>518673784I always say this - tints should be illegal because we don't live in a high trust society. Or at least require a doctor's note that tint is medically necessary.
>>518673867yes miraculously all the drunk spics disappeareddan could replay that one old guy who was almost allowed to go then reached for a cigarette and a bag of cocaine fell out
>>518673960>>518673963Yeah, looks like he got away. Wouldn't happen in Hazen.
>>518673913>>518673972oh man i didn't think of that you're prbly right
darkies assemblee
Santeria is behind this premonition in Daytona I bet
Miss Cleo drinking again.
>>518674110for sure a haitian
>>518673991I don't get why people do it when it's illegal. Of course, they all have drugs too. You would think they would want LESS police suspicion.
>>518674066I have so much nigger fatigue it's unrealI fucking hate them so much
>>518674066He’s gonna fuck that 15 year old Latina after luring her into his car.
>>518674131Call me now.
Retarded lady had a dream and thought it was real
>>518673946Thanks anon. I’m committed to waking up tomorrow at 8 like a white person so I should be able to watch this week.
>>518674188I wish I was retarded.
>>518674137Basketball Americans don't want other negros to recognize them or see them with a chain on to steal.You can have tints but they always get it done by some fool cousin so it's way too dark
that grimace looking nigger is zesty as fuckthe cops toodisgusting nigger animals
>>518674188Checked she had a premonition
>wait until cops leave>stab>call again>prophecy trueMiss Cleo WinsFATALITY
What happened to the car chase? Did they seriously lose it?
Progrumz needed
>>518674298KEK
>>518674188they're gonna look real dumb when the vision comes true
Dan's the only person on the planet who cares about 300. Note that he really built up this weekend being special and has delivered exactly nothing. How does he sleep?
>>518673442that's what came to mind too>>518673356also creative
>>518674308>I'm so baton rouge
>>518674131THE MOON CARD!!
Dan’s having flashback of having too many niggers on the show and needs to take a break
>>518674314they claimed the guy's tires were spiked which we didn't see and are basically driving around looking for his abandoned car right now probably
>>518674308Predator: Origins
>>518674314He blamed someone cutting in front of him
>Food Martthe south is weird. everything sounds bootleg.
you're gonna BUY OUR SHITyou're gonna SAY THANK YOU
>>518674340>How does he sleep?pretty well in his $10 million nyc condo
I’ve said it before but woody harrelsons brother should be in prison for this bullshit commercial
Harrelson's Own is my secret weapon ™
I want to hit every single person in this stupid CBD commercial in the face with a brick
Cereal ads feature Black NFL players I've never heard of doing end zone dances now?I guess they figure White soccer moms buy cereal based on BBC.
>>518674524Sounds like you need some Harrelson's Own
SHOTS FIRED
>>518674667>you good, boss
>>518674711that guy caught a break
>>518674667At Darylyrimple
IT'S HAPPENIN-- Lets switch to Daytona
Actually, Dan's mom just had a vision that there were shots fired.
>>518674711I'm so [where I live]
Baton Rouge: The cops are as ghetto as the perps,
>>518674340he's a merchant. i guarantee he's checking his sales on his phone every commercial
>>518674506>>518674524They sell it like it’s Adderall
Shots fired in Baton Rouge? No description needed
>description of the suspecta niggerduh
let's guess suspect desc>jogging pants>black male teen>hood
>>518674383I actually got my tires spiked after the retard sheriff’s deputy’s couldn’t get the spikes out of the road before I drove over them. I was drunk and nervous as fuck because once I got to where the fugitive car was disabled on the side of the road my check tire alert went off as I passed by and my tire went completely flat after less than a half a mile. I pulled over to the side of the road scared as fuck because I was drunk and then like 30 seconds later a sheriff pulled up behind me with the blue lights on and said “hey we were wondering who’s car we accidentally hit” and they stayed behind me on the interstate with their lights on until a tow truck came and changed my tire and after that I was scared as fuck they were going to pull me over for being drunk and they told me to send the sheriff the bill for having my tires replaced…. They paid me back in full, but when you run over a spike strip it looks like your tire has rows of penne pasta made out of metal sticking out of your tire and they absolutely will make your tires go flat.
inb4 black shooter
>>518674816Overweight racist MAGA alt-right extremist
>shut the fuck up unless you have information about the suspect
Also Baton Rouge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv371NL6Bt8background track
>be a black male>want to commit murder>wait til the big LSU game>put on an LSU jersey>shoot someone in the back>there's now thousands of black men wearing LSU jerseysit's the perfect crime
>>518674853That looks like the poo light bulb webm
>>518674850keksurprised they didn't smell the booze as drunk ppl if you get near them reek
>>518674857The greatest threat to America according to Biden and his party
>>518674875near me theres a few old train cars setup as a display. why didnt they think to use an old bus covered in graffiti?
>>518674969He was inspired by the opening scene of Drive
didn't we say earlier that there was way too many nigs in one location and this would end up in a shooting eventually
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
I hate niggers so much it's unreal
Damn, those sistuhs were wearing booty shorts
>>518675016Good question
>>518674982Oh I completely know they knew I was drunk but they were ashamed they blew my tire out on accident and that’s why I was scared they were going to pull me over a mile or two down the road.
>>518674850Did they get all 4 tires?
>Let's leave a shooting for a speeding. F U, Abrams.
>Wuh happing
Found the illegal alien.
lol she was trying to waddle away fast
>>518675142>funny accenti'll allow it
>>518675180DEPORT DEPORT!
>>518675197Probably doesn't even live there
>>518675180>dos cervezas
>No cameras following departments in New EnglandI guess we don't have enough niggers/spics (yet!)
Hot Asian MILF pussy?
dirty illegal fucking beanerdrag that rotten cunt out of the car and taze it like the animal it is
>>518675240This show wouldn’t exist without niggers. So I suppose we can thank them for that.
>>518674969they can narrow it down by the big numbers on it though
beaner in a trailer park
>>518675240not quite NE but wilkes-barre should have been good but was kinda lame
>>518675268without then we wouldn't have body camera videos either
>>518675126Only one because I remember driving over something then like 15 state troopers and like 10 sheriff cars drove past me and I remembered driving over something and hearing someone yell “Fuck!!!” as it happened. Those spike strips re no joke.
>>518675240Live PD started in Bridgeport, moved to Rhode Island. Dan hasn't gone back.
Damn this bitch is hot
>>518675268This is what i tell people when they say that niggers have contributed nothing to society
This spic bitch likes to get her back blown out while she is fucked up on coke.
disgusting fat slob coke snorting spic
>>518675207if only we lived in a just society
>>518675424Nah.
Wasn't there a baggie right outside the drivers door too? I saw something white there
>>518675424Put down the liquor there, anon
That old man was gonna get high on coke with the beaner milf and get freaky.
Tit to gut ratio is busted. I can't save her.
If I was a cop before body cams and cell phones I would have let her go for a BJ
>>518675328Best was that one Georgia cop force that was totally merciless with negro shenanigans and Dan shut it down after a few weekends>>518675469I'm guessing she's a delivery driver
>>518675501Coke bloat.
>>518675424>Damn this bitch is hot
>>518675490Yeah, the camera op picked it up after she opened the door to get cuffed
>>518675404Do you remember the livepd where a dude who taunted the Rhode Island police lady where the dude on the motorcycle kept driving in and out of her jurisdiction where she couldn’t chase him and she had to sit there watching him across the state/county line amd he baited her like 3 times going into her jurisdiction and then fleeing and there wasn’t shit she could do about it?
>>518675525Women should be allowed to suck dick to get out of non violent crimes.
Skinnies everywhere
holy shit the broccoli heads are evolving
>>518674346>Call me now for your free ree'dun
>>518675580Kek, I don't but was it that officer that had a high pitched voice and anons found her social? Everyone like her.
>>518675593They basically get that already for simply being women
>>518675647That's a negro.
>>518675022>Drivei never got the hype around that thingyet another movie that fully relies on the "big reveal"
Why does Baton Rouge at night look Isengard filled with orcs?
>>518675357https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1760154254886752.webm
>>518675785It is accurate
>300th episode>still on 1st thread
>>518675778The big reveal? It's just a long series of double crosses. I's a neo noir.
>>518675887>300 episodes>not even 300 posts
>>518675887The threads have been getting progressively slower and slower due to how Dan obviously avoids showing niggers nigging.And as such, we mostly only see drunk whites or druggy whites which is boring and nothing happens with them.I don't think I've watched a full episode in a year now.
>>518675887We are near bump limit Debbie Downer
these guys wanted to stop a train for a dog. You just cant
>stop all train traffic>they almost just heckin hit us!cops are such pussies, good thing the railroad doesn't answer to regular police.
They should have a sale on the OPL300 gear in the last hour.
>>518675834niggers aren't human
>>518676066>have a saledans jewish bro
You guys wouldn’t bang this hot Mexican cocaine pussy?
>i no touchin that thing
>>518676066It's a limited edition, will be worth double on eBay in a few years.
they are not dna testing some putas dna on a drug bag
>do you know what DNA is?>no .....fucking retarded beaner whore
smart lady, deny deny deny, lawyer up
>>518676173Yes they are.
>>518676130Nah, the tit to gut ratio is out of spec like the other anon said. It's a turn off.
He's trying to trick her with the DNA spiel. Don't see them testing that for a little blow.
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>known drug houseSo why not bust in there and arrest the dealers? Sound like they have enough for a warrant
>>518676173I always lol when cops claim they’re going full CSI on low level shit that doesn’t matter
new bread >>518676285 >>518676285
>>518676287Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Will Dan show...?-the toddler with the gun-the suicidal guy talked down by the cop
>>518676398>the suicidal guy talked down by the copHe already showed that one
>>518675240Honestly I wish OPL did feature Massholes because for once the White perps would be interesting - because of the accent
>sites crashed again
>>518675580never saw that. sounds good
>>518675580>Do you rememberlowest form of conversation
Most daubs are on the lower half of the diagrams. I don't know how they managed that.
>>518675906>I's a neo noir.a very shitty one
i finished mowing the lawn, glad to know i can sit back and watch this while i relax
