PREVIOUS >>518667083ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>$100 bag of cocaine>$5000 DNA testing
i dislike niggers
>>518676285NIG...
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
nothing much happening tonight frens
>>518676401Touch DNA testing is cheap and easy these days.
>>518676412>>518676417yep
>>518676410NIGGERSARENOTPEOPLE
BLACK NIGGERS!
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
dan pretends the merch wasn't his idea
So who did bail that couple out?
>>518676538The merch store isn't loading anons.
Did Dan admit the first run of merch was garbage quality?
Cutie pie officer next to zogman
woman moment
omg move the fuck on...
>>518676454ty. missed it.>>518675240Honestly I wish OPL did feature Massholes because for once the White perps would be interesting - because of the accent
>>518676130>You guys wouldn’t bang this hot Mexican cocaine pussy?you can do better, anon
Bros I had piss bad as fuck this morning and had to shit at the same time and I sat down pissing and shitting hard as fuck and had Niagara Falls coming out of my dick and it hurt how much liquid was exiting my dick while at the same time taking a shit and it felt wonderful… Now I’m thinking I injured my penis because now it feels like I’m pissing razor blades out of my penis when I piss.
>>518676808a Worcester/Fall River/Providence/Woonsocket camera wouldn't be terrible.
>>518676690Officer zogbot is hot. She looks like Angela white.
>>518676928What do you expect us to do about it?
>>518676898would
spoonfeed fren stream plz
>>518677069Give me some home remedies for torn dick hole
Dan will only show white meth heads >>518677128https://tv.garden/us/gOuwLzCKrgxJvt or thetvapp (google)
>first date
>>518677195plapped
>first datesir you are very gay
>>518677143Don't piss for a week so it can heal.
>>518677195I find that quite nice
>>518677195>Plapjak
>>518677190ty
>>518677195>plap meme neededShe’s gonna rape that manlet
can't enjoy anything nowadays
i bet that truck rides like shit
>>518677234do jannies still hate plapjaks?
>>518676410Grounz?
how do cops learn nigger speak. Is it a class?
>>518677143Cranberry juice. The real shit not a cheap juice cocktail.
>>518676928Im willing to diagnose it at no cost but it will require a photo preferably in an erect state for accurate analysis.
>>518677291it's WV which is filled with fentanyl addicts loitering around probably someone called, cops only ever do anything if someone makes a complaint
>>518677195
>>518677303>Grounz?I miss him sometimes
Dem floppy titties
>niggers making insurance claims on rimswhy is my premium going up so much?
>>518676898Ah, she's 22 and 1/2 years old, in the process of inflating into her final abuela form.
>>518677195Crazy how the White couple was like oh ok sorry officer we understand and we’ll leave, have a good night.
>das LivePD300 episodes of no one remembering the new name
>>518677448That was literally probably the best trial we will ever see in our entire lives
>nigger eating spaghetti out of a cup in the background
>>518677517kek wtf
>>518676967>Worcester/Fall River/Providence/Woonsocketendless drunk driving, DV and the craziest shit with Columbians in Central Falls.
>>518677517>spaghettiLook like noodles
>>518677496In our hearts and minds it will always be livepd
>zogman is still trick or treating
>>518677517Don't talk shit about spaghetti.
>>518677448>OBJEKSHUN
>>518677568
>>518677585I miss that guy.
The funniest shit about this show is that Live PD was taken off air because of Faggot floyd, but it was the most watch show in USA iirc, so they brought it back under the exact same format with OPL.Fucking hilarious. Though nothing tops early cops or early live PD, shit was so much more raw.
Just tuned in for the first time in ages. Who is this fox with the british accent?
Fentanyl zombies in the woods doing cannibalism Officer Britbong gets like the worse assignments
That looks like a nice area
>>518677642Yes
>>518677448is you the state of Wisconsin?
>>518677644that's officer mombutt, mrs tennessee 2025
>>518677642Sort of Dan brought it back but 'promised to be more progressive' and now censors all negro crime to the max for optics but doesn't realize the floyd chimpout is long over he can go back to LivePD tier
>>518677714
>>518677751that already was happening with Live PD and even Cops. It normally was like 80% niggers being silly.
>>518677642watching old cops then opl is jarring
>>518677771>10/7/22holy shit time flies
>>518677835its because they showed some really fucked up shit, old cops wasnt safe at all, it was basically showing the of the worst shit police deal with until something like SWAT was brought in.Holy fuck id die so happy if we got a SWAT show but we wont. CQB and SWAT tactics being shown raw would be so fucking insane.
>>518677751I think Dan is coming back around that he need to show more niggers getting arrested that was the formula that made livepd a smashing success. Dan was on CNN a week ago and defending cops and has showed more niggers in the last *two weeks* than he showed in the last year.
>>518677835they really should have just called it NIGGERS
>>518677517remember the microwave spaghetti guy?
>>518677890Dan knows, the Black americans he works with knows, and the Black cops.Also is Giga Nigga still on OPL? He was my favorite. Reminded me of Doaks from Dexter but real and like 2x bigger.
>>518677771Absolute pottery, like the finest haiku composed at a full moon party.
>>518677723She isn't the brunette with the nice ass.
I want to eat that giantess british cops ass.
>>518677890Pretty sure Dan owns the whole production and also I think recently wrapped up the A&E lawsuit finally and being that he's an eternal jew and only cares about shekels they will bring back more LivePD tier monkey shines
TODDLER WITH GUN
>>518677949based
>>518678060That's Jill Falcon. We haven't seen her in some time.
>we have video of your kid holding a gunOH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>>518677644Officer Zogman.
>>518678060Officer Britbongladesh said she was orig from London but has a South African last name maybe hiding it so nobody knows she's doing negro rodeo in the US
>citation for fentlmao wtf
This episode is low energy
>>518678102
>no Toledo highlights Come on, Dan.
>>518677975>is Giga Nigga still on OPLyes, he recently mogged a public masturbator
>>518678179having drugs and being on them are two different things sadly in the USA. Its why swallowing them is actually effective on getting lesser charges.
>>518678182Yeah, it's boring as fuck. I'm considering just leaving.
>crackerNIGGER
>>518678182Craziest episodes are always with the 2 guest hosts either female dan or that drunk comedian guy who shows literally everything with no censor
>>518678179should be summary execution
>>518678206absolute statue. >>518678254>cops berating him for it>other cop calling him a cry baby bitch when hes alonefunny shit.
>>518678224you got somewhere else to be?
SHUT IT DOWN DAN
>>518678308I could spend my time on my replay on Nioh 2 before Nioh 3.
>>518678318there must be some white trash shoplifting something somewhere
>>518678254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuEBBwJdjhQ
>lights blinded the SHIT out of meHow does this happen over and over again?
funny how chief taylor introduces himself "officer taylor"
>>518678206Baitin gone wrong
>>518678373cyclist without light incoming
>>518678386>blinded the SHIT out of methis shit lives rent free in my head
>>518678374Chevy a real 1 for that
Portland Andy is back streaming the ICE 'protest' but it's now just a giant furry larp of costumes. Many patriot trolls still here dabbing on antifa wannabes directly causing extreme reeeee
not sure whats its been but in my area in FL cops are going ham. All spanish 300000000% volume music is gone, chronic stops, people getting arrested, its insanely noticeable. Wonder if internally they are focusing on something else. We have way too many retards here, ive also seen a dramatic decrease in indians and clearly illegal spanishers, regardless of where they come from.The real eye opener is the jewish center I pass regularly which would be empty 6 days of the week, is filled almost 16 hours a day every fucking day. Its been 3 months so it wasnt just a holiday thing. 8 years its never been like this.Am I noticing too hard?
Dan knows this episode is a wet fart lol, push that merch hymie
>>518678514ICE ICE baby
>>518678514prob ICE scaring them into not doing mexi nonsense
she's a racist... go karts
She sounds exactly like a girl who gets super drunk then does a bunch of coke to sober up getting insanely emotional
I love southern women, they love and hate like Latinas…
kek that escape
>>518678563>>518678577its not ICE though, its police, im seeing, they are going way way way fucking harder. Im sure ICE is a huge factor but its not them doing the arrests. The music shit is so fucking nice though, it was getting horrific, now its 100% gone and multiple signs saying basically saying "Play loud spic or nigger shit you will get fined" its all gone, entirely. This wasnt even affecting me, but like, 20 miles of beach+side roads destroying the sound for everyone.
>>518678513That frog ISN'T Pepe. It's some tranny frog. I've seen it on [s4s] or /bant/. I don't know exactly what frog it is.
Should've just played a game of Mario kart
>>518678661impressive
Holy shit, did she just break those cuffs?
>arf>arf>arf
>>518678610Is this Taylor and Travis?
OPL should just do an episode of >i ain't done nothin'
>>518678661>>518678692>>518678694What was that?
Damn, that bitch is tall
>>518678667Yes the frog is some leftist weirdo but he's acceptable as he was the first one doing it and also got gas chambered by ICE spraying his vent.He does the Pepe crossing state lines meme too taking one step over the ICE line on the driveway
>>518678695woof
I can fix her
>>518678701>Is this Taylor and Travis?sure
>>518678717bitch did a Houdini and got out of the cuffs
Could you fix Conan's girlfriend?
>>518678744you're a licensed shock therapist?
>>518678754How though??
she seems fun
Nice backside
>>518678805I think they just weren't tightened all the way and she slid her hand out
>>518678801>you're a licensed shock therapist?Well, not licensed, but I have seen it happen a couple times
>>518678374Imagine the massive boycotts, stock plunge, etc. if that were done today
why was she yelling her password
>>518678853kek he's letting the dog roam freely on stream now but you can tell it pisses him off that she's just walking around
>>518678805slender hands and lax police
>>518679028>dindudini
Poopfh went from a middle aged loser spraying it in his own mouth to moralfagging about muh environment
>>518678895her bf called the cops after she threw her phone at his head and she said something about video being on it or something.kind of a bitch move how hard is it to calm down a crazy drunk bitch just distract her and next morning you get a blowjob this isn't that hard
>>518678977Checked like I said earlier he’s cooked now since it proves he was abusing Kaya to stay in one place the entire stream, the dog even looked at him if it was ok to take a step off the metal platform covered in non slip rubber and he still shocked it while it was trying to get back on the platform of hell…
>>518679088he was eating mcdonalds 20 minutes later not realizing the irony
I guess he isn't gonna pay it or go to court to contest it.
>missing segmentkill yourself, dan
>>518679083kek
>>518679157Hasan meme'd himself into being the IDF>keeps dog on the gaza strip>zaps it for trying to leave>makes up excuses less believable than Netanyahu at the UN
>>518679088I got the impression that commercial was just being ironic.
>>518679177Maybe he's just going to tape it up when he gets home, like Doc Brown
Curtis, ask about the suspect's immigration status
>17 y/o bean>already abuelapilledgrim
She literally moved out she's not missing.Shacked up with Coco of the motorcycle gang methriders.
>The suspect
amie GAWN
>>518679308that's a nip, nigga
>>518679028>white on white crimekek... nobody mistreats whites more than their own
>>518679246Lmao
That's a nice house.
>was gonna go to japan next weekShe's dead.
>>518679338>El gordo
rest in guacamole.
can you get a refund on a haircut?
>>518679233
>>518678884It's funny how things were somehow much "edgier" in the 1970s. This wouldn't fly today either:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U
>>518679343she looks nothing like the schoolgirls in my chinese cartoons
>ack-ahol
>>518679028webmanon is a treasure
>>518679513>Humcumin
>Note to self >Always keep a loaded firearm in nigger infested areas of the southt. Resident of the south who has lived in areas infested by niggers
>>518679451that looks awesome
>>518677949Where the Wild Things Are
>>518679726It's from Kentucky Fried Movie. A good portion of the film is quite dated, but a lot of it is still hilarious.
Oh man I forgot about these two idiotic female cops lol
>>518679787Luke Combs?
>>518679028She knows like every trick in the book like oops i fell teehee, also escaped effortlessly from the cuffs, didn't even hit her head when they later pulled her out of the cruiser and slammed
>>518679789cool. saw it but forgot that part.
Man, I miss the Toledo lesbians
Dan asked AI for the Whitest areas and had his staff contact departments in those areas until Wheeling WV agreed to be on OPL.
>>518678205>Come on, Dan.
>>518679827>Luke Combs
>>518679919maybe there's no black crime taking place in America right now? didja think of that????
>>518679919West Virginia is a wasteland of drug addiction but they're white so little violence.Ppl tell me Kentucky is like this too these days
>i don't usually ride around with cialis in my pants
this is supposedly the 300th ep?
>>518679985Statistically impossible.
>that should be able to keep your pants up by itselfok pig, that was a good one
>>518680008dan can't show us too many good highlights or we'll realize how far he's fallen.
>>518679985Shit never thought of that>>518679991Exactly. The White criminals on OPL are NEVER doing violence except the very rare DV cases.
>>518680008hooray
>>518679981https://youtu.be/aoJwvnDuAR0
he was just trying to have a good saturday night doing massive amounts of drugs with west virginia courtney love over there
did i hear 2jz-gte
I just got here and it's booooring so far
>>518680149It's been boring all night.
>>518680136Yes
>>518680149better than last night but still worse than an average weekend, and average for opl isnt saying much
>>518680149300TH EPISODE WOOOO THE BIG 3-0-0 WOOHOOO BUY THE COMMEMORATIVE MERCH GOY NOW LET'S GET IN A BREAK
>>518680206
>>518679956Lindsay looked really cute with her glasses.
Watching the ICE protest shenanigans in pdx during the commercial breaks. Some qt patriot chicks there relentlessly trolling antifools. The biggest troll Tommy has to remain 250 yards away after KO'ing 3 antifoos in 2 days
>>518680339streams?
>>518680089That's Wild! Apparently the wild things are in California, and I would agree.
>titty gropin in the bg
>>518680339Some patriot guy just rekt a chick after getting hit in the mouth with a brick and "media" is of course swarming I watch this on Kick https://kick.com/portlandandy and Andy has a jewtube channel
>>518680051>>518680074they need to setup crimes and film it like that guy in Brazil or wherever
Hey frens. Just tuned in--good episode or no? Did I miss anything interesting?I wish they'd bring back Toledo, Nye County, Beech Grove, and Wilkes-Barre.
>>518680259We have ever had all 3 Maher brothers on the show at the same time?
>>518680455it has a James Dean reference so ... yeah
>>518680339Is that laser tag party actually going to happen? Hoping Lookner covers it if it does.
>>518680519yes
>>518680478literally just film in Detroit or Chicago or Baltimore or any of the other 100 nigger infested shitholes in this country
>>518680475better check the belly fold hiding in those jeans on that one too
>>518680190Need a car chase. Everywhere looks wet and dark, though.
>>518680559yeah the jew is definitely gonna team up with blue nigger shitholes to demonstrate their successes.
>>518680425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4_jfU0KrHIorhttps://kick.com/portlandandy seems to have better hq quality we just missed a happening but there will be more later all the ski mask freaks are there tonight
>we would have had an overdose death tonightand that would have been such a loss for the human race
>>518680559There's a reason Richland county is the most popular county and the least shown.
>>518680563or the belly button.
cancel the show and start an 24/7 border patrol/ice channel for the next 3 years. news segments every few hours about people deported, children saved, weapons/drugs recovered. go live right as the raids happen
>>518680559Liberal police chiefs anon.They can only film in counties where there isn't screeching leftist faggots worried about optics of negroid crime
y'all remember the Inchworm Gang? niggas crawling around a restaurant they broke into because they thought there were invisible lasers everywhere?
mostly pavement apes in these bolosI wonder why ...
>>518680680surprised Trump didn't float this idea, he's a TV guy and every deportation clip I see is kino
man, you americans not only you have a black problem, you have an american problem
>>518680259POV: you’re Ritchie Maher and notice your drink tastes a little unusual
>>518680724No but sounds entertaining. Anyone got a webm?
>>518680680Hosted by Dr Phil too like when he went on ICE raids and they got a billion views
>>518680807before my time
>>518680779you're just jealous.
>>518680559kek, truebut since they're gonna protect blackie, i can see them going out of their way, committing their own crimes for content
>>518680807one exists but I lost it a couple laptops ago
>>518680773if the media showed the people being deported, the sex/child/drug trafficking, there is no way they'd maintain any public support against it
>>518680849the only thing im jealous of is even in black neighborhoods they do look clean
>>518680799kek
>>518680779we're not gonna have a mexican talk down to us
Dr. Phil on ICE raids was peak potential TV because the illegals recognized him so would talk >uhhh you're going away for RAPIN minors ummkay did you do that?>she told me she was 18 mang
alright let's see how bad dan fucks us on our 300th last 10 minutes
>>518680779at this point our Mexican problem is bigger than our nigger problem, take your God damn trash back Paco
>>518680959>the only thing im jealous of is even in black neighborhoods they do look cleanhuh? most are run down except in certain places
>>518681068completely. the 300th will be immediately forgotten
Officer neck tattoo is always wearing extra short sleeves to show off his other tattoos>sheeeeit I be knowing da streets
>>518680959Are public services not a thing where u live?
night night boys, hopefully next week it'll be better
Dan, you could have featured butthole but nooo you had to shill branded garbage
>>518681089anon, he sweeps chickenshit off his dirt floor, he would tolerate the niggers for a ghetto shack in monroe
>>518681129here's to 300 more episodes of mediocre television
switching to portland andy riot feed after officer ZOGman bongladeshi
>>518681068want some classic carshield commercials?
>>518681206>drop ya windows… and ya pants…
>>518681137...do you not see his flag?
>>518681068should've been an extra hour, few more old clips
>>518681194cheers
>>518681230I mean, who does that?
>>518680959nah most are run down, and are littered but not as bad as other places.Dangerous as fuck, you dont go to them, not even other non-nigger Blacks step foot.
>7 minutes left>LET'S GET IN A BREAKthis fucking kike
What's the problem?
>>518676285Why People be dystopian fr nigga ong no cap niggas SUS
>>518681318he always stacks the last few minutes with ads then comes back and a major happening is in progress
>>518681171well dan is a jew
>>518681327Dan needs you to go buy the merch
>>518681242ugh, not again.
https://parti.com/creator/parti/worldoftshirts2001
>>518681318that happens every week. dan wasn't going to give us a commercial free ep, extra hour or something special. buy the vest.
>>518681353>11:59 P.M.>REPORT OF AN ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION>WE'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT TURNED OUT, TUNE IN NEXT WEEKtiresome
>>518681171she did not accept the skinny dip invitation
>>518681371>dan is a jewchat, is this true????
>>518681410>and if you're a pet parent, we have this stylish vest for your furbabyit's all so talmudic
>>518680959Sir I once flew to Houston and had 2 days to kill so (foolishly) decided to stay downtown.Took a city bus which was supposed to be a direct shuttle but the negro driver that I could not understand whatsoever threw me off because I sipped a closed drink and apparently drinking anything on a US bus is against the rules.Stood there in the hood walking around while nigs pulled up, somehow didn't get robbed. Called 3 cab companies 2 of them refused to pick me up there.
>>518681180chickenshit for chicken bones
>>518681459he's as much of a stereotype as the perps on his show
>>518681406Josh block threatening suicide in a San Francisco restaurant.
>real ammo in a bb gunlet's get in a break
>asian driver with driver training bumper stickerLmao that is so common here in Vegas too
Wow what a night. Im exhausted from all the excitement. Dan promised a big weekend and he really came through like always. Thanks, Dan!
fuck you dan
>>518681584I was busy buying another 300 EPISODES hoodie
>>518681194>>518681278heh
>>518681634see you next week :)
>>518681634ThisDan gave us the hook up. #weblessed
time to watch leftists riotinghttps://kick.com/portlandandy
this dude has nostrils as big as a horse, no wonder they call him trackstar, his blood is super oxygenated
I'm going to call in a huge order of OPL 300 merch that will be sure to get Dans attention. With one stipulation. Dan must emboss each item with the words:CHRIST IS KING.
>>518681498The last time I was on a city bus it was one that had two separate pieces joined together with a tongue and connected with a giant rubber boot. The driver drove like a fucking lunatic. I’ve been on roller coasters that didn’t throw me around like he did.
>>518681693>riotingUnfortunately they're not doing shitThey just stand around, eventually cops come out of the facility to clear the road, the retards back up and shout slogansThe cars come in or go out, the cops go back inside, and retards go back to standing around
>>518681560>>518681693>>518681406peak troon core fr fr
>>518681748He’s be looking back and forth between the mock up and the bill so quickly his head would explode.
>>518681693>TOTAL>SANTA>DEATH
Whitoids be unsettling to look at
>>518681922
>>518681790shit kicks off intermittently either fights or ICE sometimes decides to fire 100 flashbangs when they come out.tonight is supposed to be the big antifa laser fest on the helicopter that circle abovesfor me the peak content is the clout chasing of various patriot groups who showed up and troll the ever living shit out of trantifa
The Easter Bunny will probably come out next.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1o4fa1u/friendly_interaction_with_local_fry_baggers/
>>518681982Look at this toad ass nigga ACAP
>>518682071trooncore slop
https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfTShirts/comments/1o4fdsm/tony_threatening_to_call_the_cops_on_josh/
>>518682404>>518682148
>>518682404i should leverage my alcoholism into a streaming career
>>518682404Who tf is this whiny tranny?
that cop in the maze is cute
$Portlandandy has the Easter Bubby!
