Why do millenials have this obsession with thinking they still look young?They even started a trend this year trying to say that they look younger than Gen Z.
cause its true? maybe cause we didnt grow up sucking vapes and monster 24/7?
>>519784376This. Gen Z looks like shit, has no chin and is brown.
>>519784226That guy in your pic is a 24 year old gen z thoughbeit.
>>519784226why do you keep spamming this?
>>519784226this is all true but I look much better than the guy in the pic
>>519784226>Why do millenials have this obsession with thinking they still look young?
>AYYOOO FR WHY DO MILLENNIAL UNCS KEEP RIZZLING ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK BETTER THAN YNS meanwhile the average zoomtok post:
>>519784226Why does gen z keep complaining we look younger than them with stuff like this?
>26
>>519784698>when the abuela genes kick in
>>519784226I am 37 and I look like 37, but still better looking than 99% of guys younger than me.
>>519784226Its really weird how much zoomers want to deny a biological reality. Women have their highest sexual market value in their twenties. Men have their lowest sexual market value in their twenties. In your twenties, a young man will have less muscle fibers, will be mentally inexperienced, have few actionable or financially viable skills and and will be more driven by their cocks and their brains. When you reach your thirties, you have 12+ years as an adult. You've learned work skills and have some financial stability. You've gained actual muscle fibers and are objectively stronger with no extra effort required. Your sex drive is slightly reduced, allowing for better self control and better mindfulness You guys are young and inexperienced. You feel jealously and insecurity toward a system and a society which you feel has left you behind. But millennial men were where you are today 10-20 years ago. We felt the same. We had similar arguments and similar struggles. Hell we went thru the 2009 crash, and no one could find a fucking job back then. There is a reason male sexual market value increased until 50. Experience, financial stability, strength, mental and sexual skill, etc. You'll get there. And yes your meme can be accurate to a minority, but most guys like that are just male feminist anyway.
Millenials look a tad nut younger than they are compared to boomers and gen x but gen z is gonna age just as bad as boomers and gen x. Idk wtf is going on but yall aging in dog years nigga
>>519784226The one’s who believe they look younger when obviously they look older, tired and drained is the purest definition of cope.
i blame liquor lawsminimum wagies at the geocery store will id everyone who isnt geriatric under threat of tens of thousands of dollars in fines if they sell to a minor
>>519784226I’m somewhere between millennials and gen x. Two of the worst generations imo, however we clearly have an aging problem. I’m aging worse than my dad did, and my sister worse than my mom. I see kids, Gen Z, I admire their politics but they look horrific. Like how can you even tell if 20yr olds are checking you out? The 20yr olds look like a millennial or gen x 30+ yr olds. You’d have to go to a fucking Jr high school to find kids who looked like me in fucking college. I guess some older guys and girls use it to try and dunk on gen z but I legit am concerned about the health issues they’re facing.
>>519785196>tattoos>below pelvic line, right next to vageneLiterally herpes on a stick, stay away.
>>519784376yeah, dunno what to say cause I literally am in the best shape of my life in my mid 30s, am actually making good money, peak confidence, etc. Sorry, I guess? I won't claim to look 20, but I don't look anywhere near 40 at all, and neither does my wife who coincidentally has never worn makeupmeanwhile gen Ziggers are out here with 50+ year old hairlines and facial skin in their early 20salso this >>519785108 right here. For most millennialfags, their 20s were a fucking write-off
>>519784226I'm a Millennial/X Cusp and I embrace my age. Once you hit your late 30s all the young men and women with daddy issues start coming at you like some kind of zombie apocalypse. I mean assuming you're at least semi-decent looking.
>>519784226I'm very confusedthat is clearly a woman
I remember this image used to also say "only gets laid like once a week" because the woman who made it didn't realize ugly fuckers don't get laid lmao.
>>519785108zoomers are unintelligent and basically ensuring they'll be priced out of the prime Gen A pussy market in 5-10 years by acquiescing to old hags.
>>519785108>When you reach your thirties, you have 12+ years as an adult. >You've learned work skills and have some financial stability.Also none of this is true and I'm not sure why I keep seeing it spammed for the last 10+ years. The economy has been constantly shedding jobs and replacing people with AI>yeah bro that's why you should be a plumber!Oh boy nothing gets girls WET like cleaning SHIT out of old pipes yum yum.
>>519785632no they don't - you're finished
>>519784226Im in my 40s, I look like I am in my 40s. Lol. Feels bad man, even if I still feel fine. Age gets everyone. I cant wait to see the zoomers and alphas realize it comes for them too.
>>519785196Angie, how far you have fallen.
>>5197842261. not obsession2. didn't grow up eating pure trash (just some)3. didn't go outside because internet4. also didn't go outside because entire existence became paywalledsome people definitely age much more slowly than others, there are a lot of factors.
Looking young as a man is just a sign of low masculinity. Boyish or even androgynous features, low muscle mass, etc. 18 year olds looked fucking 30 a few decades ago. Fucking Jews poisoning us
>>519784226tbf facially that guy does look quite young, if he hadn't been REAPED he'd look in his 20s
>>519784226I'm 40 and I actually do look like I'm in my early 20s which is irritating. I sure as fuck don't feel like I did in my 20s though, the first thing to go is sleep quality and recovery from exertion or injury. I'm not vain, so I just want my recovery time back.>>519785285Some companies force an ID to be scanned before the POS system will let them continue, I've seen geriatrics who can barely shuffle along get carded at some gas station chains because of this.
He likes like hes 3
>>519784226Good thing monster cells aren't a thing or else 95% of /pol/ would convert
>>519784376its the preservatives. look at a 4 year old mcdonalds burger and fry. no change almost . you are what you eat ..what millenial didn't eat McDonald's as a kid? Its in other food too though.I swear it was a big experiment.
>>519784226The only reason someone thinks that is they've been told multiple times by other people they look quite younger than they are.
>>519784226Lmao fucking fags.I'm 40 and people have always thought I was older. At first because I was a tall kid and always active outside and then because I was working a full time job and going to the gym/ training Judo while going to uni and man, being constantly tired does age you fast. People have been estimating me at mid 30s from like 25 on.
>>519784376>>519784226My favorite are 90s girls that try to pass themselves off as zoomersoggymSorry bitch, you grew vhtorup playing n64, you're not a zoomer
>>519785108Whatever you say. I was a babe at 19. Really fucking buff and in great shape. My dick was also bigger at 19 than 39. I'm still in awesome shape and look like a fucking model, but if my sexual market value has increased, it's literally only that I'm much smarter and better at using my charm today. I was objectively stronger and faster in most ways at 19, when I worked out constantly and had crazy testosterone.
>>519787031sure ya did, champ.
>>519785264I get complemented on my skin by younger women. I don’t drink alcohol, smoke, do any drugs, and I’m not overweight.
Millennial youth culture involved a lot of long-lived mythical creatures or persons in one way or another.>Tenchi Muyo, aired on Cartoon Network, which any kid saw on the afterschool block>features 700-5,000 year old anime girls that don't age>Lord of the Rings>elves are immortal>World of Warcraft>elves again and a bunch of dragons, elementals, demons, etc that don't age>elves are a playable race and live up to the hippie/environmentalist idealAnd so onAlso a bunch of otherwise influential or high profile people like Ben Best or DeGrey (don't remember his full name but he got canceled by SJWs around the 2010s) around the early to mid 2000s were promoting longevity or anti-aging research. It's also generally understood that longevity correlates with slow life history as opposed to living fast, vaping, and hitting the wall.
I looked 30 when I was 17Now I look 30 at 37, so I guess it's okay.I'm sorry if relentless sex, smoking and chemical soup drinking has turned you all into burnt leatherback turtles.
ITT: anons who don't know how to do stem cell treatments at home for cheap.-t. been doing that for 30 years unawares
>>519784226I have legitimate babyface and it's a perk and a pain. I can draw in some women but it's sometimes a pain to be taken seriously because I look like a perpetual college grad.
>>519784376This and a large number of gen z is aging like milk, both men and women here are weathered looking already in their late teens
>>519786071>Also none of this is true and I'm not sure why I keep seeing it spammed for the last 10+ years.Are you serious? 12 years in the world as an adult won't provide you skills and experience? Of course if you stay in Mommy's basement this will be true...
>>519784226When youre nearing 40 and still dont have either a house or a kid, you come up with copes like this.
>>519784226fuck you pilot leaf you giant fucking failure at life
Man I want to spam pictures of my sexy ass so badIt’s so funny seeing trannies seethe lmao
>>519784226It's not that millennials look young, it's that zoomers look old and are aging like complete dogshit, probably due to all the lifelong exposure to hormonally disruptive plastic chemicals and vape juice
>>519784226we do look younger but also genetics at 35 i looked younger than my 26 years old co workers
>>519784226If you were born in the 80s its time to embrace eldercore and stop giving a fuck what kids are doing because kids are always going to be young and stupid to piss you off.The oldest zoomers are starting to turn 30, which is old enough to start complaining about the kids.
>>519784226I literally look 18 even though I'm 40. I get carded every time I try to buy wine. People 20 years younger than me call me "lil bro". Bumble dates get freaked out when they see my drivers license. It's actually freakish. I think it's because I have a blood disease and have been getting platelet infusions for like 3 decades.
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