>RundownMelissa is a high-end cat 4 hurricane which is going to become Cat 5 by this evening. We are going to see island destruction not seen since Irma and Maira to the island of Jamaica. 3+ feet of rain across the island with Cat 2 winds expected across the island. This will be the worst hurricane in the island's history and will probably kill hundreds and thousands. >Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.phphttps://weather.us/model-chartshttp://spaghettimodels.com/storm.aoml.noaa.govhttps://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlab
>>519876964>probably kill hundreds and thousands.Because they cannot survive something like this.Portions of the US can, but also won't if this thing climbs up the US east coast in a few days.This, frens, would be a good reason to not open stores. As if EBT kill isn't enough.
>>519877256No chance. Its going to Bermuda at best and might be a huge storm in Europe if the models are right
Come mister tally mon, tally me category!
HERE SHE COMES
>>519877310Just citing Red Skull on the last thread:"Watched it's track for 15 minutes. It's taking a wobble due East. Is it going to nuke Havana after it obliterates all of Jamaica and feeds them to the sharks?When Melissa is done killing niggers she will sweep up the eastern seaboard to combine with a Nor'easter and wipe out Liberals in New England.Put the blood of a newly slaughtered virgin sheep on your doorposts and it will pass over you."
>>519877256>stores are closed because of the hurricane>people don't have the food stamps anywaythese two problems just cancel each other and everything is fine :)
>>519876964>Melissa is a high-end cat 4What a high maintenance cunt. This Missy sounds like a real bitch.
HE WON MON
That eye is now perfectly symmetrical
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws6zCW6zXAMMissy gonna wipe out a lot crop.
latest Based Jeff report:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QKttoLHhwE
Damn, Melissa got one big wet hole. When is she slamming Jamaica?
>>519877875Tuesday morning + how much do you want to fuck her wet hurricussy?
>>519877875Just google it and look at NHCs cone
>>519877430https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xngBF-sWsLg
>>519877949Just posted it here>>519877945
>>519877945Idk If I can reach her before she has ran through a lot of niggers
looknerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jouuf1YB2bgniggershttps://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/jamaica/middlesex-county/spanish-town/flat-bridge.htmltrashy beach niggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyuOmliwBRckingston negresshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzVJch8t9g&t=29sannudder negrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2aJoZv_9fA
>>519878109You had humberto and his daughter Amy last month if you remember them
AY DERE BOMBOCLAT PUSSYCLAT WINDRASTA A PUSSYCLAT WIN INNA STORM PUSSYCLAT BOMBACLAT WIND STORM
>>519878398THEN SHE WILL MAKE HER WAY TO BRIXTON TO JOIN DE MANDEM MAKING DRILL VIDS OUTSIDE MORLEY'S>>519878109SHE MIGHT BE HEADING TO THE YOOKAY AND NORWAY LIKE THE BEANER HUMBERTO. LAST MONTH
pressure down to 942
>>519877828>i expect to be in the eye tuesday morningStay safe mad lad Jeff.
>>519878713Jeff might have punched his ticket this time. Those nogs are gonna eat him.
>>519878109Shiiiiiiiiiet, that was you? Pls have mercy weather magician
>>519878374Lmao I cant even reply the right guy. Time to head off.
>>519878944WHO
WINDS GWAN DAAN BAMBOKLAAT
Bets on the strength at next update?Im going 155
Throwback to Beryl BTWhttps://x.com/jamaicaobserver/status/1808626133056819213?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQI bet you they'll be even more feral with mel because they aren't taking it seriously AT ALL with people still niggering outside
How will JAX fare? Should I get ready to acquire more speakers?
>>519879352Yep, theres still people just walking around with makeshift markets and shit in Kingston, even though it looks like they wont get it as bad as originally thought
>>519879387JAX should be safejust nig islands being affected
>>519879443are you seeing this on a livestream?
I hope we get another black guy in a tent
Windy tracker just now.Movin on up
>>519879571Look up "See Jamaica" channel on YT they have multiple streams
MEL STICKING OUT HER GYATT FOR THE CAMERA
>>519879882Would this be impairing the USS Ford group headed down there?Guess they won't be doing R&R in Jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBDXzaPgWM&list=RDPtBDXzaPgWM&start_radio=1
>>519879882wtf is a gyatt? Can't these niggers just say CUNT like a man?
>>519879882Look at the dumper on lizzo.
>>519877423Melissa is going straight up the Chesapeake
>>519880049Would you spank that dumper?>>519880023CUNT>>519879996Mel would impact anything as she's an obese sheboon
>>519879091MIKE JONES! 281330800fo
>>519879882MELISSA'S HURRICUSSY GOING TO DRENCH THEM
>>519880388GET ON THIS LINK FOR LIVE HURRICUSSY: https://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/AND THEY'RE ALRADY LOOTING LMFAO
the clock is never getting fixed is it?
>>519880745If the niggers were gonna steal that, they'd have done it by now. That's intentional sabotage.
WOULD>>519880745Going to be a nigger free for all.
>>519881333gay
>>519880774no
>>519881098Did you know that Jamaica is one of the world's leading exporters of bauxite/aluminum?Something interesting to keep in mind
>>519881543this negro is about to be dead
>>519881098It's just nig iq desu>>519881333Can't wait to see people twerking on rooftops and looting stores after Melissa hits
>>519881543go to the flat bridge and wave to ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Lt_iev8x4
>>519882158>>519881831Whenever you have these kinds of looming problems, whether it's hurricanes or protests(predictable disruptions to society), you will always have saboteurs involved doing cloak and dagger shit. Every single time.
>>519881836no u
>>519882658That's actually a good thing. The mixed children will never be white but will mix in with the black population, slowly making you more white, while we remain pure white.
>145 mphHey, fuck you NHC
pressure has dropped to 941, winds up to 145.
>>519882827Do you read what you type in your own voice? At what point did you begin to realize that you're a class A cuckold? Do you sit in the chair and video record too?
>>519882412People on Discord are claiming Melissa might eclipse Flora (1963) in terms of death toll, precisely because of the C5 landfall AND the fact she's tracking over some of the most incompetent countries when it comes to hurricane preparedness (Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba)Flora nuked 7,193 niggers.BTW NIGGERS HERE'S THE LATEST UPDATE YA BAMBOKLAAT MANDEM INNIT...HURRICANE MELISSA RESUMES INTENSIFYING... ...LIFE-THREATENING AND CATASTROPHIC FLASH FLOODING AND LANDSLIDES EXPECTED IN PORTIONS OF JAMAICA AND SOUTHERN HISPANIOLA THROUGH MIDWEEK WITH HURRICANE FORCE WINDS LIKELY TO BEGIN TOMORROW...5:00 PM EDT Sun Oct 26Location: 16.4°N 77.2°WMoving: W at 5 mphMin pressure: 941 mbMax sustained: 145 mph
>>519881333How many cats it haz?
>>519882996you have too low of an iq to understand. i take it you have no white ancestors and are pure nigger.
>>519883143Does having a high IQ imply that you should become more comfortable with watching your own women get fucked? Lol. It's such a primal act. I am sure you are far above that.
>>519883007Florida has the perfect blueprint for canes. Anyone that doesn't follow it is a retard.
>>519882996>no answer, only deflection.You getting whited nigger and there's nothing you can do about it.
jogs west again. cat 5 landfall now
>>519882972>pressure has droppedThread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw66FA6OTqA
>>519883389rain increased
>>519883260So, niggers in America are on average more than 20% white, which is better than being 100% nigger and probably affords them an additional 10-15 points of IQ. What happens when race mixing occurs is that the children always mix back in with the non-white side while whites remain pure white. The end result is your people are cucked to the highest degree and are part us, while we are pure white.Do you understand?
why has this hurricane season been so boring? Zero American landfalls?
>>519883377The only thing getting whited is your mom's and sister's used up pussy! And there's nothing you can do about that but watch. huehuehuhe>>519883457tl;dr. ^Same thing I told the other guy applies to you too.
>>519883307TTD when
Put de blocks on da zinc roof mon an tie down de goats dogs and cow.Na don tell me I didnt warn ya mon!
>>519883602over 4 million Jews in Florida now anon, No Jew will be harmed on Nu-Trumps watch.
>>519883423>Hurricane Melissa Discussion Number 22Now that Melissa is intensifying again, it seems more clear that the earlier pause in intensification was a temporary oscillation, and the hurricane now appears poised to intensify more in the short-term. The latest NHC intensity forecast shows a little more intensification in 12 h, but continues to show a peak intensity of 140 kt, which is supported by HAFS-B which shows landfall of Melissa as a catastrophic Category 5 hurricane. The Google DeepMind ensemble members also continue to indicate this peak, with now 48/50 members reaching this lofty intensity. However, inner-core processes like ERCs could occur at any time, and the current small eye of Melissa likely suggests an ERC could begin in the next 24 hours or so, though it is very difficult to predict these occurrences with much skill. Key Messages: 1. Jamaica: Seek shelter now. Damaging winds and heavy rainfall tonight and Monday will cause catastrophic and life-threatening flash flooding and numerous landslides before potentially devastating winds arrive Monday night and Tuesday morning. Extensive infrastructural damage, long-duration power and communication outages, and isolation of communities are expected. Life-threatening storm surge and damaging waves are expected along portions of the southern coast Monday night and Tuesday morning.
>>519883078New update dropped, finally increased to 145mph but been 4 kots since this morning.>>519883423>almost the whole island getting more than 2 feet of rainHelene levels of flash flooding.These niggers will not bring a towel.
>>519883377He can't comprehend the long term consequences that his people are becoming whiter while we remain white.
>>519883650That storm last year hit us not only with itself, but a training line of EF3 tornadoes and supercells, and we were back in business in less than 2 weeks. Any tourist destination should have massive amounts of farmed money from retards to put into disaster prep and relief.
gusts
>>519883654I hope that one nigger that streamed last year for beryl and his goats makes it.
>>519883602Weather wars were on pause
>>519883389A bit more colorful one
>>519883602Global warming like the holocaust was a fairy tale.
>>519883602We're switching from a heightened hurricane period to a heightened tornado period. The oceans are changing patterns.
qrd on putting zinc on me roof manwhat it do?
>>519884521We believe in science here
>>519884725Protects it from the salt water air
>>>/gif/29695974
>>519885016I wasn't expecting that.
>>519884725Zinc is a sacrificial anode. It will degrade before iron will. So you put the 2 together, and the iron is protected and zinc lost instead.
>Extensive infrastructural damage, long-duration power and communication outages, and isolation of communities are expected. The crime in the aftermath of this is going to be insane.
>>519885388Given that you are in jamaica just toss aluminum shavings or powder on anything you dont want to rust from salt. Yall have tons of it.
>>519885487And USAID is completely gutted now
>>519885487It's going to be every nigger for itself.
just got a pubby wich
>>519883423
>>519886748>not kingstonboo
>>519886876Kingston is going to get absolutely throated by storm surge
>>519886959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3PjURr7lb4&list=RDA3PjURr7lb4&start_radio=1As it was predicted.
>>519886748lol the whole east side of the islandI'm betting that swath of road will get washed out as well.
>>519887154>>519886748Kingston was built in the wrong place.
>>519887338It was founded by da yt mane.
>>519887561About to be repopulated with whites after the entire island drowns
>>519887695its over
>>519887561So was Nawlins. Stupid explorers don't know how to read land features before building cities.
So much fake news nowadays. Jamiaca will be fine. I'm visiting their next week at an all inclusive.
LIVE ON THE GROUND UPDATE I'm taking a shit and it raining gently
>>519887966can we get a shit cam?
ANNULAR ALERT!
>>519887966Where in Jamaica do you live man
>>519887154Maybe this is the island that will tip over into the sea.
>>519887695Melissa will be pushing the sea inland east of the eye so Kingston could get the treatment Ft. Myers did during Ian.The closer the better, kek.
>>519883457That doesn't fucking help them in the slightest and is the reason the american nigger is the 3rd worst type of person on the planet only behind the likes of kikes and pajeets
>>519888994Sorry to burst your bubble but Kingston (and Jamaica in general) will not have a surge threat. It'll be there for immediate coastal communities but otherwise the surge will be up to 13 feet. All of Kingston is above 20 feet so... The big thing though would be surge into the bay inlet and the airport being washed away.
Bets on this reactor melting down or uranium getting looted?
>>519888187It will definitely be 150-160 next update.Finally getting colder cloud tops.>>519887966Get that last toilet flush in mon.>>519888590kekCould be...
>>519889384That's why I said could but very interesting about their airport being underwater!That will definitely push back relief efforts after the storm.
>>519889384Aww shucks. So TND's cancelled then?
>>519889529I miss those tan boxes, now they have those black ones. Not that I care either way but RETVRN PAX PUBLIXA
>>519889689They won't have power for weeks so it could get very ugly plus inland flash floods and land slides.>>519889694Yea the switch to minimalism has sucked all around.
>because it's not easily lootable>not because they won't try
>>519889689>>519889654Main threat will be Wind and 3+ feet of rain. Remember Helene, this would be that but on steroids and PCP. surge would destroy a few communities but main events to watch for are mountain villages washing away, rivers flooding massive swarths of flood plains, and surge destroying the airports. The only other airport would be all the way in Montego Bay and that's also along the ocean and across the entire island.
>>519889948Jamaica IS the water source for cruise ships from the US.Won't that be affected too?Where Carnival gonna go for water?
>>519890054Cayman? Turks and Cacos? DR? This would be annoying but not dangerous. Hurricanes are very much considered by cruise-lines in this a factor.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvhfvU6SWqccomfy time
>>519889384roll for 25 foot surge
>>519890482Well, you're never going to make it because it has a surge profile similar to Miami. It just will never get above 15 feet with a super moon and on the highest of tides.
>>519890277With all the washouts on the east side of the island, will there likely be pestilence coming?Bacteria, germs, spoiled food too.
>dont steal the copper it will slow our rescue efforts kek
>>519889880kekGuess we're going to find out if it really can withstand a hurricane, and niggers.
>>519890567Yes, most water would be contaminated and/or destroyed.Also on another note, recon plane is dropping. let's see what pressure she's at now.
>>519890520something about the seabed?what's the highest lift that can be caused by pressure alone like in open ocean
>>519890771This is just the start of their tourist season.There'd be no way to evacuate many people either. Where would they go? Who would want to take them?
>discord troon generalShameful. Many such threads.
>>519890979These threads have been around for a decade nigger
>>519890953yes, see in the Gulf of America, our coastline reaches 1000 feet of depth about 250 miles. Jamaica's reached 100 feet even before the first mile out.
>>519891088not the strongest argument because so has discord . . .
>>519891190>>519890979>>519891088Hang discord niggers, Report discord niggers to ICE
>>519889384the sewage system will overflow
We'll probably have to send relief to Jamaica.Wait, no. USAID is dead.Where will the hilldawgs get their dark meat now?
What dis frog doin'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Lt_iev8x4flatbridge is okay, for now.
>>519879996Y'all niggas do know the Gerald Ford strike group is going to end up doing search and rescue for the next month right? Is the Comfort still on the East Coast because it's probably going too?Again I'm going to bring up Gilbert since I remember it pretty good. It took months to reopen KIN and MBJ because the airports were demolished. There's a giant aircraft carrier on the way there and they will have no other way to get relief supplies in.
>>519891614He better step on the gas, lol.
WOOOOOOOY DE RAIN SOON COME WASH AWAY JAMAICA
>>519891625This was purposeful then. Hadn't considered that.Blast the island, send in the troops.Clean up the drugs, rescue the kids.
Best thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5dpBWlRANEdayam
>>519891724Are you some Q fag?THE STORM IS COMING. PATRIOTS IN CONTROL.
>>519891704stfu humberto you were useless
>>519891846I WILL RAPE YOUR EAR
>>519892078your dick must be really small
Is there a world in which this doesn’t actually loop out into the Atlantic and instead drowns all the jews and haitians in South Florida?
>>519892265If every Bahamian faces West and blows really hard
>>519888230He lives by da beeeach, mon
Does HAARP shutdown with the government? Anyone know? lol
>>519889384oh yeah the airport is fucked
>>519892078AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE
>>519891795LOL
Recon about to punch the eye
The wind looks like it is picking up on Lookner's stream
Which Pokemon get the best weather boost in a hurricane?
>>519893103>930 MB>150 MPH
>>519893590
Not fairI was promised western haiti getting hit in a 2-ferCan I trade cuba for haiti somehow? Cubans weren't eating dogs and cats in USA (as much)Then again, Cuba had groids too, just less
>>519893873still no cat 5
>>519894009it will be with an hour
>>519894009Well I said somewhere else I bet 155 MPH at the 8 pm advisory so...
>>519894009Almost there, the 5th is still a kitten, but growingHe'll be a real cat at 157mph
>>519893873awwwww naw, nigga. that's just the tip of this here iceberg...
I wonder what they are doing at Guantanamo Bay to prepare.
>>519891121>Gulf of AmericaThis is the miga version of keeev and it's embarrassing
Maybe if we're lucky, after it hits all of jamaica, then half of cuba (since God and/or USAID money NGO's refuses to hit haiti for me). Maybe it can curve and hit NYC at the endRolling
>>519894904Honestly should of been Called Gulf of Dixie or Gulf of Alabama to be honest with you but it is what it is.
>>519894897I saw on cuckbook the other day they were evacuating all US people except essential
>internet throttled to shitEND THE VIDEO CALLS YOUR LOVED ONES WILL SEE YOU WHEN THEY IDETIFY THE BODYI HAVE FROGS TO POST
>>519895030Gulf of America is at least more fitting without being a giant fuck you, but people still got mad
>>519895005Bermuda high wont allow it
Another eyewall replacement/merge/meld inbound. Beware.
>>519895172What level of nigger would you happen to be?
>>5198955071 better than you
>>519895330The EF4 occludes and an EF5 forms.
>>519895330If the last ones are anything to go by it will just eat the outer wall again
so no black people on the ground livestreams? :(
>>519894897They been busy evacuating since last week.https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/us/politics/guantanamo-bay-hurricane-melissa-evacuations.html
>>519895172KEKWhy do I always see niggers doing video calls anyway?
>>519895760there are plenty of them, but nothing really is happening yet.
>>519895760Too busy stealing power cables
New hot towers NW eyewallShe's not done yet
>>519895760all the red stripe is going to be gone and then shit will really hit the fan
>>519895221Damnit Bermuda!
>>519895760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABFnVgkBdIthis was an hour ago
Estero FL anon heremay be the quietest season of all time if all we got is a low grade cat 4 jamaican hurricane.
>Still 145 mph>933mbForgive the recycled image im on an old shitbox
>>519879882HURRICUSSY UPDATE COURTESY OF DAPIYA
>>519895030It was named the Gulf of Mexico by Spanish far before the current beaner mulatto government existed. Don't get me wrong I want every single beaner deported, but re-naming bodies of water or cities for nu-think is palatable to me.
>>519896167The government shut down turned off the weather machine, it's all we can afford sir.
>>519896172which hurricane is that
933 mb, 145 mph
>>519896011Yep. This guy just stole it again
>>519896279Hurricane Lee i think, there was a glitch for a few frames that blocked the eye
>>519896176Beautiful...>8:00 PM EDT Sun Oct 26>Location: 16.4°N 77.3°W>Moving: W at 5 mph>Min pressure: 933 mbMax sustained: 145 mphI guess we'll see the wind update at 11pm.
>>519896496kekI wondermifnthat Katrina nigger is still alive.He can't keep getting away with it!
>>519896496If I were in that situation(I wouldn't be but) I'd get beers too. All of that shit was condemned anyway. Better to drink it and enjoy it than let it get thrown out. He's way smarter than retard niggers stealing electronics.
>>519896496Once race. The human race.
>>519896496>>519896854He has sex with more monkeys than you ever will, though
>>519895760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KitG8pBDTnE
>>519896773>>519896496Imagine if your entire life's claim to fame. Your pinnacle. Was being known as the guy that looted beer during a hurricane. Nothing else in his life matters, and he'll forever be remembered just as the guy who stole beer during Katrina. His life summed up in just that 1 single act
>>519891313Go back and hang yourself discord troon. You're the problem here.>>519891088You too newfag. Fuck off along with them.
>>519896552WHICH HOLE WOULD YOU POUNDYOU CAN ONLY PICK ONETHESE ARE ALL FROM THE 2025 ATLANTIC SEASON
>>519897162ching chang chong
>>519897162there was a brief period where blackface became socially acceptable again, and that was halloween 2005 when everyone dressed up as looter man and carried around a trashcan full of beer
>>519897012I wonder if he's currently in Jamaica...or alive...
>>519897162Oh noes, he took beer that was destined to be thrown in a dumpster anyway. The horror. Every bit of food and beverage in any stores in NO was going to get written off and tossed in the trash anyway. You can't sell it after something like that.
>>519895030>>519896227*is not palatable Sorry been driving home for 8 hours with a 1 year old and I'm enjoying a few much needed beers. Ironically from Swananoa which was ground zero for Helena in NC. Everything on Rt. 70 was still fucked, had a few conversations with locals and it was eye opening. Those people got fucked.
>>519897523We havent heard much from Hill Country in Texas either
>>519897491Those bras in the background can repel artillery.
>>519897232#3 nice and smooth
Wowzers
>>519897775Congrats you utter flaming faggot
>>519897288Kek. That groid did bring a lot of joy to the world, oddlyThat would have been a good costume, having beer for every drunk girl to approach you. But alas, I was a mere mammogram machine that year. Tin foil over a box, with a beer holder spot so I could grab both tittays at the Landings in Jacksonville, during the yearly FL-GA football game....
>>519897824If it hits 8 we know its fucked we only ever see 8's with Pacific typhoons
>can’t accurately predict the path of a hurricane>totally listen to us about manmade global warming being real, goysThe absolute state.
>>519897824Brown bricks are being shat.
Direct NE eyewall pass inbound LFG
>>519897824Dude shut the fuck up its at 945 mb
>>519897597They were rebuilding, but 80% of businesses on 70 were closed. Walls blown out, roofs tore off, a lot of new construction for homes being rebuilt. You go into Asheville and those liberal fucks don't even care. They had their shit fixed in weeks, the surrounding rural area is half full of condemned buildings. Nobody gives a fuck about rural or White areas unless they're leftists with money. And unsurprisingly Asheville has a kikess for a mayor.
>>519897824GIVE ME THAT CAT 5 YOU FUCKING NHC KIKES!
I feel really cheated this year as a SWFL’er. I have my whole DIY battery, PV plus inverter setup finished and I was hoping for a chance to use it to do more than run this crypto miner. Please keep moving west. Give us EBT chimpouts coupled with hurricane chaos, it would be the most exciting thing since Ian.
What could make this whole thing worse:Trump cancels the change in time next Sunday.Some do some don't
>>519897995nice b8 m9 nigger
>>519898016It’s 933 right now
>>519898110Floridaman cant go a single year without a catastrophic hurricane
>>519898161Wasn’t bait, Sanjeet. Global warming is not real
they should sell rides on hh planes
>>519898230Whatever you say Humberto
>>519898230your reasoning skills are impressive dawg
>>519898234Thats.... Actually a good idea
>>519898234Are you completely stocked up on supplies?ie A 120 quart fishing cooler packed with red steipe and ice?And a flashlight of course, so you can find the cooler in the dark
Sheboon VS MelWho mogs
Apparently Recon getting tossed around in the NE eyewall
>>519898152Canceling the time change would be pretty badIf we are going to stick to a time, it needs to be standard time. We tried this DST shit in the 70s and a bunch of little kids died because they got ran over in the dark before school.The sun won't rise until after 8AM if we keep DST in the winter.
>>519899164This, Arizona is already on MST year round.
WOOOOOOOYYYY WE GONNA WASH AWAY FROM DE BIG UP STORM WE DONE FAH IT A COME MASH UP JAMAICA WOOOOOYYY HELP
>>519899164Screw the kids. I don't want dark at 5pmJust have the kids go to school at 9am. Their circadian rhythms do better at 9am anyway. 8am is for the teacher's benefit only, to get shit done. Plus, 4pm vs 3pm makes it easier for parents to pick up their kids from schoolEither that, or make it the law that all kids must wrar tbose red flashers that bikes use & wear those head flashlights like miners
>>519876964Reminder OP is a literal discord tranny who LARPs as a meteorologist
>>519899746Fuck off newfag poopjeet
>>519899746did you just wake up shill?kind of late arent you?
>>519898110next year will be better hopefully. as a Tampa resident every year is uneventful though
>>519899825>newfagI've been calling OP out for years. He has been wrong on all of his predictions and has an odd hate boner for Tampa.
day of the tampa death can't come soon enough :(
Jamaica's fish food
>>519899982tampa more like dampaget rained on faggot
>>519900340Go back to your discord you tranny nigger
>>519900374tampa hate is universal in ahsg though nigger
>>519876964boys,they've turned off the hurricane machines for this season.pack it up.
>>519900456>>519899825>>519899746go back to your containment trannycord, niggers
>>519900615The Trannycord is not associated with CM or any regulars in these threads We've been over this for ages
>>519900374that was way too specific to not be a projectionnow the question is why do discord tranny niggers have it out for our resident tampa curb-stampa
>>519900803>literally proving yourself to be the newfag herelmfao unironically commit suicide
I see the demoralization posters have changed tactics this year.
>>519900615dont care didnt ask still hate tampa
>>519899982I have a Tampa hate boner because they had 2 hurricanes (first time in 100 years btw) they could be hit and Tampa has this MAGICAL shield which causes hurricanes to just miss them despite all modeling. I hate them because the main storms I've gotten wrong were the Tampa storm (Milton was close enough it wasn't bad)
>>519900873nigger there is NO context in which knowledge of a discord channel constitutes oldfag credgo back
>>519901224Within my lifetime i will see TTD and STRAIGHT UP THE CHESAPEAKE
>>519901224my theory is it just sucks so much, this creates a permanent low pressure system repelling most storms
>>519901224>my modeling>reposts basic shit other people put togetheryou're such a pathetic tranny lmfao. i hope "you" miss another prediction and finally kill yourself.
>open shitter>meteorologist cumming to storm data... its bad isnt it?
>>519901625Hope you have a silver sharpie to write your info on your body with, my man
>>519901625What part of "strongest storm to hit Jamaica since at least 1492" dont you getThis will make Gilbert and Beryl look like a mortar and Melissa is a Hydrogen bomb
>>519901762>What part of "strongest storm to hit Jamaica since at least 1492" dont you getthe>strongest storm to hit Jamaica since at least 1492part
The way all the storms starting with an ‘M’ have been particularly intense. Coincidence?
The nasty whore is even starting to get a pinhole eye
>>519901625Yes
...oh wait this is is badi did not buy enough vodka for this
>>519901922Started out with a 20 mile eye and now its tighter than a [REDACTED] asshole
https://x.com/i/status/1982565194850066905people will diethis is not good
>>519902065Find high ground anon
how did they survive 1492?
>>519902194is it finally sinking in?
>>519902198people really need to stop the video calls this is some dial up internet bullshit
YOO GUYS NOT EVAKUATEN? NAHHH WE PLAY LUDO MAHN WE PLAYAN LUDO YFEEL
>>519902065that eyewall is fine shyt. you guys are fucked, sorry bro
>>519902251>is it finally sinking in?>literally DUDE WEED LMAO: The countrylol no
>>519877256There was a press conference where the guy was saying how the busses showed up to areas that would be completely underwater in the low lying areas.They all refused to be evacuated when they were told the entire place is going to hit 10+ feet of storm surge.>Oh it will be alright mon.
https://x.com/i/status/1982566464667394467>>519902347STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE HURRICANE
>>519902065that doesn't sound good. when's landfall expected?
>>519902065>>519902194Say hi to Grim and Billy and Mandy for me
>>519902209They didntAll thats left is blacks, indians, chinese, mulattoes and the occasional whites with a few jews thrown in
ngl hella comfy rn
>>519902625ngl hella dead soon
>>519902625Make sure the looters dont get ya mon
>>519902689as i said hella comfy rn
>>519902731will you be stealing or just posting until the end?
>>519902279Is it just chan, or all sites?On another chan board, it unironically took >30sec to load a captcha. Then kept erroring out by the time I hit sendMake sure to charge all your battery packs. If you have a portable jump starter for your car, they often have USB ports and massive batteries. Laptops are also good to charge, to charge your phone when the powwr goes out tomorrow/tuesday
>>519902907it's the chan it's being slow
>>519902907turns out its just our favorite african american making my transgirl and f1 feed slowabout as reliable as his fucking coke can rockets
>>519902907I am experiencing the same things
well twitters fucking dead you lot tell me whats going on
>>519903257youre gonna wake up to some crazy shit if you can sleep at all
>>519903290probably not
>>519903290This. Melissa has potential.
>>519903380where on the island are you at
>>519876964NEW HURRICANE THREAD UP>>519903820>>>519903820>>519903820
>>519903023You should probably bring that starlink antenna inside, if you want to keep it. Melissa is going to steal that shit with the likely >157mph winds. Tho, there's also the question how you're going to power it for the next few months with no electricity. Try to get to a shelter before they all fill up, and bring anything of value so that it doesn't get looted. Make lots of ice in the freezer from now, using small pots as ice trays, to dump into uour cooler of beer. Then throw your food in there, after the power's off for a day (don't open the fridge once the power goes off. Keep a day's worth of food in the cooler) Charge all your battery packs, laptops, tablets, etc. Even old phones, as they have flashlights and you can sim swap if needed. Only use the laptop to charge the phone. Change the settings so that the USB port charges the phone with the laptop in sleep mode
>>519902194The problem is the media and govt are telling them that a cat 5 hurricane is coming. The niggers dont understand saffir-simpson, wind speeds, exponents, structural engineering, etc. They are just like "oh ok da hurricane comin"They need to get out on the media and be like "NIGGERS YOU ARE ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE TAKE MAXIMUM COVER!!!!!" I think they would understand that better and not be playing ludo etc but they are all seriously going about their daily routines like nothing is happening. They just dont know how bad its going to be.
>>519904266They don't think it be like that, but it do
>>519904038shant
sirs its gusting pls help
>>519904410omg its an actual Jamaican how are things on the ground anon?
>>519904505>>519904495the doors keep slamming and the fan is losing :(
>>519904410Make sure you and your family fill up your cars with gas & any gas cans you have. Once the power is out for months, the gas station pumps won't work. It'll also be valuable to trade if you don't have a car. Since no one will have except for what was in their tank before the storm Keep making ice in cooking pots for your cooler, or to place into your fridge before the power goes out, to keep the food cold for longer
>>519904792>mfw i didnt get gas yesterday because i wont be going to work next week
hello?fed?the thread?
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