MEL BECAME A CAT 5 LOL3 CAT 5s FORMED IN 2025: 2 SLUTS 1 BEANERIT’S OVER FOR DE MANDEM THEY MIGHT AS WELL FLOOD AMERICA AND DA YOOKAY AS MELISSA REFUGEESWINDRUSH 2.0 COMING FOR DA YOOKAY MEANS MORE DRILL VIDS RECORDED OUTSIDE MORLEY’S AND WAITROSEAND MORE NIGS IN AMERICA MEANS MORE WALMART, SPIRIT AND CARNIVAL CRUISES BRAWLSBAM BO KLART913MB/160MPH>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.phphttps://weather.us/model-chartshttp://spaghettimodels.com/storm.aoml.noaa.govhttps://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlabhttps://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html
Previous treadSome skunt bam bo klaat forgot the ahsg tag for archiving >>519903820
latest JEFF reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGbQSYRsYbE
>>519935060LIVE FROM BAM BO BLAAT ISLANDhttps://www.youtube.com/live/mCT5dMOdDC0?si=5r2B62pT7DUm2SL1
>>519935060LMAOMEL HAD A CATFIGHT WITH ERIN AND BECAME THE STRONGEST STORM OF THE YEAR OVERTAKING HER
>>519934997Archived the pagehttps://archive.ph/VoKKj
909 mb found
I am now ready to receive my dead niggers.
Still moving west, when is this thing supposed to turn N/NE? I'm in SWFL hoping for maximum happening to go along with SNAP EBT chimpouts.
>>519936500I was hoping to wake up to comfy streams
Nothing is happeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U67jHOGjH70
>>519936500More Jamaican climate refugees to America means more ebt chimpouts
This has been the quietest hurricane season I can ever remember. Not a single storm hitting the USA. But now it was all a prelude for TND the last week of the season? KinoTJD, TND
>>519938134Because the big storms before Mel were named after illegals so a wall was built to keep them outThread theme btw: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DebEFmq59ng
>>519938442Shit bambo klaat I got the mobile versionThread theme: “ghetto blaster”https://youtube.com/watch?v=DebEFmq59ng
So floridanons and weatherfrens are we ready for the genny to be the premier thread on the board tonight? When this beast makes landfall it’s gonna be biblical. I think we’re gonna see devastation that makes Katrina look tame by comparison. These Jamaica nigs aren’t ready for this. Legitimate TND
>>519938790Sadly the monkey run shithole known as jamaica will lose power and any livestreams once the wind reaches about 40mph. These streamers really need to invest in setups that can get signals out even if internet and power is down.
Latest recon plane picked up a 246 Mph gust. Jamaica is fucked.
if she was really /ourcat5/.... but i suppose we'll take Bahamas
>>519939109Haiti is already shithole
>>519934926There hasnt been a single hurricane or tropical storm this year.
>Jamaica is killkinda brutal desu
>>519939109Kek shell still slam Jamaica that’s the most nigged out Caribbean country after Haiti. Bahamas is pretty up there too. Nassau is literal hell on earth for a cruise port Also look at our fucking girl go. She looks beautiful absolutely gorgeous
>>519938974I think TwisterChasers who life streamed 2 hours ago is hunkering down in a house with a roof built to withstand 200mph...Yikes
It’s Jamaicover
>>519938916Luckily Jeff has a mobile starlink, he's also currently staying with a guy that built a hurricane proof house that also has starlink and some solar/gen combo. I think he's going to be the only one keepig streams going.
>>519939177what was the latest news on Haiti, how are they doing
>>519939420We unironically might see this storm stack up tens of thousands of bodies
sun and clear sky return today after a week of rain, mel was a tropical storm when it passed north of the island, it didn't actually hit usJamaica is about to get deleted
>>519939534Murders are down
>>519939607Is this your first storm? Lurk more.
>strongest hurricane to ever hit Jamaica was 130mph>this shit is 160mphITS JOEVER
>>519939795This is the first cat 5 storm to hit Jamaica in how long? They don’t have the infrastructure to withstand this. And this also gonna dump rain. I lived through landfall of two strong ass cat 4s that were borderline 5s. So no; this is not my first storm. I just don’t think you realize how retarded Jamaican niggers are in re storms and how bad this storm will be
>>5199392033 category 5s formed this year: 2 sluts 1 beaner1 category 4 slut went to IbizaMost hurricanes this year got slut namesMost males were pathetic apart from 1 beaner
>>519939444Nice, way to go jeff. Sounds solid. Gonna be a comfy livestream.
what is the projected path of this one?
>>519939900>>519939948>Hurricane Gilbert produced a 19 ft (5.8 m) storm surge and up to 32.4 inches (823 mm) of rain in the mountainous areas of Jamaica,[24] causing inland flash flooding.[13] An observation site located about 15 miles (24 km) northeast of Kingston recorded sustained winds of 121 mph (195 km/h) and wind gusts up to 147 mph (237 km/h). At least 45 people died.>At least 45 people died.>TENS OF GORILLIONS WILL PERISH NOWyou guys are such fucking retard faggots holy shit
>>519939948>This is the first cat 5 storm to hit JamaicaYes. It is. They have never been hit this badly.
>>519939948As far as I know, this is the first above a Cat III in modern history to hit Jamaica
>The storm already has dropped heavy rain in the Dominican Republic, where schools and government offices were ordered to remain closed on Monday in four of nine provinces still under red alert.>Melissa damaged more than 750 homes across the country, displacing more than 3,760 people. Floodwaters also have cut access to at least 48 communities, officials said.
>>519940066See>>519940080>>519940131The buildings in Jamaica are not built for this. I have been to that shithole before. They will be whiped the fuck out by this storm you dumb nigger
>>519936308If this hurricane gains NIGGER DESTROYER status I'll name my daughter Melissa
>>519940363Yeah, surely this time trillions will die. You discord trannies need to go back to your circlejerk.
>>519934926Why did glowniggers create this hurricane?
>>519940066she's a big girl
>>519940461Someone decided it’s time for tnd
>>519940449>trillionsThousands. You stupid faggot, I wish you were stuck on the island so it could wipe your retarded nigger ass out with the rest of em
Roll for sub 900 MB
>>519940535yeah you're a sensationalist faggot.
>>519940599Yahtzee
>>519940619It’s not sensationalism. You’ll see tonight. If you want to know what to expect, go look at some of the buildings and infrastructure in these Jamaican port cities. Again, Jamaica has NEVER seen a storm anywhere close to this. It has bred complacency in their population.
>>519940599
>>519940748I'll be around as long as you kill yourself when nothing happens
11:00 AM EDT Mon Oct 27Location: 16.4°N 78.2°WMoving: W at 3 mphMin pressure: 908 mbMax sustained: 165 mphTHE BEAST STRENGTHENS
>>519940599Based
>>519940851Well I’d ask you to cut your dick off when you’re proven wrong tonight but something tells me you’re way ahead of me
>>519941040>discordtranny projectionI already knew you were a massive faggot, faggot.
>>519941060
>>519940882>>519940904>165goddamn
>>519940882Why do they think it will turn North? It is moving straight West.
>>519940919>cat 5 hits florida>darn my insurance claim is going to take WEEKS>cat 5 hits jamaica>extinction level event
>>519939948Yes, no storm has ever hit Jamaica in 6,000,000 years. Please pay your carbon taxes, goy.
>>519934926STRAIGHT UP KINGSTON HARBOR
How many Jamaican refugees would Kamala have let in if she won?
>>519941408It’s the strongest storm to ever hit Jamaica in the modern age of monitoring these storms. Just get your popcorn ready for some tnd and give Mellisa your energy
>>519941060Gitmo is about to be destroyed
>>519941559Gulf of America is undergoing reconstruction.
>>519940748you are right, two days of cat 5 camping is catastrophic. That dude is not thinking, just being the bot, it was trained to be.
Let's get those livestreams up in our OP.
Um bros?
>>519934926DROWN ALL THE NIGGERS
nuffinburger
>>519941802is that bad?
hurricane discord:/nCvFswcb
Do island niggers know how to swim? I know American nigs don't.
>>519934926new cam below. they put cinderblocks on top of their tin roof to hold it down from the winds. pretty ingenious. how come florida anons haven't thought of this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWwBnc-ESkQ
For everyone claiming I’m sensationalizing this storm, look at the structures in Jamaican they are going to be flattened https://x.com/CultureWar2020/status/1982826319223410793
>>519941802>10 nano-metresthat's a small eye.
>>519941855when the hurricane hunters are running from the storm i'd say thats bad.
>>519941848F
JEFF update: "Limbs breaking NW of Treasure Beach Jamaica. Power out "
3 hours till bad tings gwan
>>519941848Which part of Jamaica you in and how do you deal with all the niggers?
>>519941140High pressure, low water vapor, it's kind of stuck but will eventually be forced to start scooting north.
>>519941848Send pics
>>519941972where are you getting jeff updates? brandon clement is also on the island per the spotter network pings but i haven't seen any info from him.
>>519942304https://x.com/jeff_piotrowski/status/1982825242319048928?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ
Livecam: Kingston Harbor, Jamaicahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ6C03WtBJE
>>519942188The question is, how far west will it have slid before it makes that course correction? South Florida is not out of this yet, and I fear that many may be unprepared given that the plotted path from official sources has this thing going out into the Atlantic.
>>519941443Niggers finally going to pay for making me listen to that retarded dancehall shit on the radio 20 years ago
>>519942468Yea that would be nuts.It is way farther west than they initially modeled.
Death count predictions?
>>519941916Kek that camera is already shaking like Micheal J Fox
Just imagine this island 200 years ago........... No forewarning just oh dem kloudz be lookin' bad monnext morning your chickens flying through the air at 200mph
Our boy Jeffhttps://xcancel.com/jeff_piotrowski
>>519942468I’m supposed to go to Miami this Thursday for the weekend. Will I survive?
>>519942846>sheeeeit, mon
>>519941960Thats a livestream noaa should have, from the hunter aircraft itself. Inside and out the window.
Total nigger death
>>519942468South Florida is totally out of this buddy, the front already overhead and a hurricane going strait into a front is like water going strait up a mountain. Don't know why you people with zero knowlage on this even comment
A live update by the Jamaica Information Service is about to start. The chat was unintentionally hilarious last time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6U5cI2B4Lk
>>519942468We have a based high pressure trough literally on top of us right now, there is no shot it comes near us.
Little late Christine
this is the first active ahsg this year and were only a few days from halloween. strange season.
>>519943637Kek please keep grabbing more of these
>>519943388>>519943419Good, I'll be happy to post in future threads when it's moving northeast that I was wrong to be concerned.
>>519943413They're on
JISTV liveI hate how every gosh darn government news conference has to have a sign language interpreterHOW MANY DEAF PEOPLE ARE IN JAMAICAWHAT'S THE POINT OF CLOSED CAPTIONING
>>519943842We've seen stupid shit before like hurricane Jeanne that did a loop and slammed into Florida anyway but as other anons said high pressure and troughs in place are expected to keep this out of the gulf and Florida's vicinitt.
We livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6U5cI2B4Lkyesterday they actually admitted that no generators or fuel were prepositioned because they got stolen last time
Nothing will happen, Caribbean is well prepared and used to hurricanes. People will move to higher ground, maybe at most 50 people dead, minor flooding, and some downed trees.
>>519944064me on the right
>>519944075shutup meme flag
>>519944075YOU CAN'T STOP THE STORM
>>519943842It is moving 3 miles per hour.You are retarded and need to go back to /ptg/.
>>519944031Don’t forget Hurricane Erin that was heading straight towards NYC on 9/11/2001, then decided to abruptly do a 360 and nope the fuck out of there. HAARP remembers.
>>519944328
>>519944017that started a few years ago and I have no idea why. Maybe the aliens prefer sign language, that would make sense.
>>519944328"Is this a bad time?" ass hurricane
Andre is in the denial stage
Based hurricane, rolling for TBD (Total Bumbaclot Death)
Andre is NGMI
>>519944632Kek this sentiment has been widespread by Jamaicans and he last few days
>>519944563>Bumbaclotthats disgusting
>>519944017Dem cyar read breds. But for real they have had that even before I was born and I'm old. Used to be a guy in a pic in pic in the corner on the news gesticulating.These people was jokey, another anon posted them yesterday and they just put up another something 2 hours or so agohttps://youtu.be/_oI5VDFiXDE?si=t-5Xs5BNkV3sWTOC
>>519934926Say goodbye to Canada Dry
Oh my goodness
Pray for Jamaica
Pressure down to 905mb, still strengthening.
JISTVWow longitude and latitude!!! Science!!!!!
This storm is such a cocktease, not making landfall until tomorrow afternoon
165mph is good news anons!
The sign language nigger needs some gold chains hanging from its neck to complete the outfit.
>>519939607We might actually see a video upload where I anal bang your sister. How about that?>>519940449>trillions will dieYou first. >>519945004TY anon. Ill be back months after to roast you faggots for wishing demise upon me.
>>519945667Pray for everyone in Jamaica except this guy
>>519945667Stupid nigger you're about to be buried under 100 feet of mud
I live in Tampa. Looks like I’m safe for another year
>>519944684Well it is denial of reality, but then I can understand why they don't want to evacuate. This article gives a great explanation if you understand monkeyspeak.https://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/lead-stories/20251027/hoping-best>Summary and Translation>"They will rob my house/business if I leave">"If I go to the shelter I will be raped">"The shelter is dirty and the people there have poor hygiene"I am a PhD. in Niggerology having grown up in the islands. Will be monitoring the Caribbean news and posting whatever entertaining stuff I find.
>>519945667Shoulda left you dumb faggotIf you survive the storm the nigs are about to eat you and your family
>>519945839Arabs shit on your wife, sister and mother. So that they're able to afford trip to Dubai. I dont need to be buried under mud when your whole immediate female bloodline has already been conquered by towel heads.
>>519945667Di herikn ago kil yuh nigger
POWER IS BACKWE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK
>>519946077based! smooth sailin' from here
>>519946003>the is the general feeling among 3rd worlders about the white man nowhow the mighty have fallen
>>519945917Tampa is a shithole city. Living in Florida sucks ass.t. Have lived in both Tampa Bay area and Orlando.
>>519946077Sheeit you’re already starting to lose power?
/ourgirl/ has just shifted east. She’s going straight towards Kingston. No Rasta will survive.
>>519946077The storm is over and is going to miss Jamaica, you can go back outside now!
>>519946150> No Rasta will survive.Based, heres to the RastaPocalypse
>we will not cross flooded bridges will we?she talks to them like pre school children.
As a member of the Commonwealth realm, does Great Britain owe Jamaica any support or assistance? This is all going to fall on the United States.
>>519944328Haha yea, what a sussy date as well.
>>519945990>shoulda leftLol, where do you think the poor island monkey is going to go?Just get an Air BNB in Florida for a week?Hes posting from a phone supplied by USAID on his village wifi. He doesn't even own a pair of shoes.Hes going to shit himself to death in a week from the typhus
>>519946479USAID is kill lmao they're on their own for this one
Guy on JISTV just said only 140 people have evacuated as of today and they’re already seeing a few power outages>>519945522Are they even doing sign language or is it just charades?
>>519947339>massive wall of text Why are you angry though? I guess every woman in your life and family has been willingly sexually defiled by spics, towel heads and dreads. Its so unfortunate that you express your repressed shame of your own bloodline over an internet forum. You are angry and hateful, and I understand why. But there's nothing you can do to change the fact. Your woman is a used up whore. Her body count is in the hundreds. She lied that she only had 3 partners before you. Deep down at your core, you know it isnt true. And thats why you're angry. I get it.
Kinocane Melissa is offering a FREE flight to Iceland for an ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet of SNOWBUNNY PUSSY! Grab your hang gliders!
The livefeeds look like Jamaica has already been wrekt by a Kot5 Hurricane.Everything already looks half collapsed. A lot of them are going to fucking die especially when the landslides kick in.
>>519940599HOLY
>>519939534run by a warlord i believe now
>>519947694UK NIGGERS DROWN NEXT !!
>>519947737they think their concrete buildings from 1950 are going to hold up its going to be bad. they have no concept of the flash flooding that's coming after either
>>519947737https://youtu.be/38p2dORj9Ic?si=D-SBKhTNHHgHKW7L
They man who has the sheltah key is not heer.
>>519946077If you go out fishing now you will catch VERY large fish that have come up from the bottom to feed!You can make 10's of thousands of follars from one trip.GOGOGO!
Its a good thing the US military is in the Caribbean for humanitarian relief because were such a Christian nation.
>Going straight over Jamaica at full power>Going to throw some wind at Haiti and their rickety infrastructure that's even worse than in Jamaica>Rolls directly over random islands with richfags.Our girl is going to reduce world's melanin levels by at least few percent once this is over.And fucking hell listen to that stream, this is hilarious. Got to love that nig competency.>The shelters be active but we can't find the person with a key to open them.>Shelter managers need to be more active>And we don't always put the food and water inside the shelters, but it's nearby when needed>Government spent 400 million in unclogging the drains, but there are now videos of clogged drains.They basically waited until the storm was almost over them to start talking about this stuff and are completely unprepared for it.How much do you want to bet that the emergy rations have been eaten and stolen years ago.And that 400 mil spent on fixing the infrastructure was clearly just embezzled.This is going to be a mess.>>519947365Oh yeah that's the cherry on top.Without US lending a helping hand, there's no way in hell these guys are going to rebuild anything.
>>519948864>They basically waited until the storm was almost over them to start talking about this stuff and are completely unprepared for it.>How much do you want to bet that the emergy rations have been eaten and stolen years ago.>And that 400 mil spent on fixing the infrastructure was clearly just embezzled.>This is going to be a mess.A mess is an understatement.
>>519949069>>519948864They are going to get put back to a time before the white man ever came to the Island.And no white country is going to help them.Based.
>>519945004Jamaica needs to repent
>>519945667Bun dem brudduh. I hope yuh mek it.>>519946077It does go all the time though. Is no big thing if it gone again.>>519946479No. CARICOM and Caribbean private business will handle it like usual. The US will probably throw some token support in though. China will likely also send aid since they own that port and all that land and businesses in Jamaica.>>519947339That's Africa. They don't do that in the Caribbean. USAID and Pan American Health Organization send the Caribbean all the recalled medicine and expired MREs from here. They give them literal poison and garbage. Remember that vaccine that caused the polio outbreak up North? They gave it to the Americas as "aid".
>>519947694Iceland going to be btfo, kek.
>>519947694>>519948467KEK MELISSA FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF HER WETBACK COUSIN HUMBERTO
its cold :/
>>519934926A hurrican’t turn into a cat.
>>519949273HUMBERTO WENT TO EUROPE FOR SNOWBUNNY PUSSY LAST MONTH FUCKING WETBACKJUST LIKE MELISSA IS SEARCHING FOR ICELANDIC BWC AFTER GETTING BLOWN OUT BY JAMAICAN BBC
>>519948864They had a year to get their shit together after Beryl almost raped them.Let them suffer, they chose this!
>>519949615
>>519949612Damn, many such cases...
>>519949520Who can turn a Hurrican into a Hurricane?Blame it all on silent e.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kftn-X26-lg
How do we profit from Jamaica's economic collapse?
>>519949612>>519949714>GabrielleOOPS SORRY WRONG IMAGE GABBY WAS THE ONE WHO PISSED HERSELF IN IBIZAHERE'S HUMBERTO THE WETBACK
>>519949520
>>519946077Stay safe, Little Jacob <3
>>519949836>How do we profit from Jamaica's economic collapse?Win the bobsled gold at the next winter olympic games
>>519949836>How do we profit from Jamaica's economic collapse?growing dope and niggers fucking obese fat disgusting whoresim sure youll find something
>>519949836Seize their bauxite mines.
Watching the government presser wow they are not prepared at all. It’s basically just >pray dat Dey storm go to da west and miss da islandHow many Jamaican nigs are about to die?
>>519949483Yeah mid 20s is cold for you guys. And it will at least be cool for a day or so after the storm passes too. Enjoy it, will be the only relief you get before it gets hot again with no power.>>519950898A lot. Great land grab opportunity for >>519949836. They have excellent soil and climate for farming, in addition to the mineral wealth.
>sonde supports 180mphLET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>519950898>How many Jamaican nigs are about to die?not enoughits never enough
>>519951238LOL THE PILOTS IN THE HUNTER AIRCRAFT ALMOST TURNED BACK
>>519951303NO WAIT THEY DID TURN BACK LMAOWAS AT THE GYM SO DIDN'T CONCENTRATE
My dad’s been to Jamaica before for a cosmetology event and I was talking to him earlier and he said they’re pretty much fucked. It’s all going to be underwater soon
NIGS SEETHINGRIP
>>519951303Pants shitting moment
>>519951601That person isn’t seething. They are one of the few sensible people in Jamaica (guessing a white expat) who realizes how utterly apocalyptic this storm will be
>>519948066ok thank you>A wealthy businessman on Thursday became the head of Haiti’s transitional presidential council tasked with restoring order in the troubled country as a top gang leader underscored the challenges facing the nation by vowing to overthrow the government.>Laurent Saint-Cyr’s appointment at the council’s heavily guarded office in the capital, Port-au-Prince, where criminal gangs control 90% of the neighborhoods, marked the first time that members of Haiti’s private sector serve in both the rotating presidency and the post of prime minister, two positions
>>519951601that's cope, not seethe
Based Jeff updates: Power lines all readyon the ground and small tree branches. First outer band winds gust 60+ in elevated ridge line.Most of SW-Jamaica has lost power no water to the house here in Santa Cruz .A few grocery are stores are open, and people are frantically getting the last of the groceries before they close.
>>519951948Based goats preparing more than niggers are.They safe frens.
BOMBACLOTTTTTTTTTT
>>519951948>>519952062how do these smug bastards know when a storm is comingwhat do they have that we dont
Melissa's has a nice tight hole.
Anybody know when the turn to the north is supposed to happen?
>>519951712PAJEET MOMENT>>519951758IT WAS A SHEBOON
Mi nuh afraid of nuh white mans Cat 5 hurricaine mi wi ride wid god an smoke ganja
>>519952366PICK A HOLETHESE WERE ALL MAJORS OF 2025
>>519934926Oh they are so fucked.This is not even exaggeration time, genuinely fucked.
https://x.com/us_stormwatch/status/1982858864820400554?s=46
They’re beyond fucked.
>>519952332barometric pressure, they just respond to it better than we doknow something is coming and to take shelter
what would you do if you lived in kingston right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbkT0k8HQLA
So do other Caribbean countries just 100% rely on NOAA at this point...?
>>519952577>240this might be the biggest hurricane disaster in historyI hope we get some kino streams
>>519952535TND machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ganja fields gonna be kill.
>>519952759Supposedly jeff has starlink and a generator.
just assuming nothing will actually happen desu
>>519952577>>519951948>>519951277>>519951238This makes me so anxious guys, can't bear myself to check the news.What if Melissa keeps growing and then just ends up upwelling its own fuel, does eyewall swap at landfall, or hits at low tide… hills could also kill the inflow... and then all that hype turns into 'meh, windy rain', a few missing pets and barely any deads ? It's so nerve racking.
>>519937763they arent gonna be refugees they are gonna be fish food
Wind sheer is totally about to destroy this thing. Come on, it's practically November. That's almost Winter. This is a nothingburger.
Melissa continues on the WNW path. It’s now official that it will MISS Jamaica. Nothingburger CONFIRMED
>>519952729The whole world does for the most part. When it comes to sea storm data it's the US that sends planes to storm chase and if not it's our satellite data they rely on.SEA relies on Japan for seismic readings.
>>519952759Katrina’s maximum sustained winds over the open Gulf peaked at 175 mph as a Category 5 on August 28, 2005.
>>519952759Imagine being a fish and playing with your friends by jumping above the surface.
>>519952729No but close, Caribbean countries rely on white taxpayers and cocaine sales.
>>519952950Here's your (You) treasure it.
>>519952997but jamacia is exponentially more niggerfied than katrinathis is the biggest contributing part of the disastertheir structures are not going to hold
185mph landfall possible near Black River town.
>>519952577Spinning death, will Jeff survive?
>>519953039>>519952951So the government employees just sit around waiting for the next NOAA update just like us?LOL
>>519953104they seem a much more peaceful and God-fearing people than New Orleans though
>>519952804is that crazy motherfucker really in Jamaica?
>>519953152Yup pretty much.
>>519953114RIP looking like a nothing burger Kingston just getting some tropical wind/cat 1 weather.
>>519953152I just take any opportunity to point out that niggers can't survive without charity, I didn't even know there was a hurricane until just now.
>>519953223This. A lot of Jamaicans are really religious.
>>519953243Yea, I hope he gets the footage he went for because fuck imagine being in the eye of this beast.
west is going to get deleted
>>519953134God willing that Rasta survive the bloodclot storm
LMAOOOOOOO 175MPHLOCATION...16.5N 78.3WABOUT 145 MI...230 KM SW OF KINGSTON JAMAICAABOUT 325 MI...525 KM SW OF GUANTANAMO CUBAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...175 MPH...280 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 285 DEGREES AT 3 MPH...6 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...906 MB...26.76 INCHES
>>519951948Dem goat goin an wash away under bridgeAlso post the link when he comes on he's usually jokes.>>519952729Well NOAA does forecasting for the entire region, yes. Always have. They have radar and buoy sensors out on the islands but it's a cooperative effort through the region. They trade data together and NOAA puts out the advisories. Fun fact, they do in fact have meteorologists that live and work in the Caribbean.>>519952788Total wash out. Bess they pick whatever fruit they have and hold it inside. Every tree will be bare.>>519953039I mean yeah this guy gets it. Jamaica had their cement industry but that got bought out by CEMEX and the oil refineries just got shut down in Trinidad. It's just drugs and organs to make money now.>>519953104>mfw people are avoiding the shelters because they don't want to get robbed or raped
>>519953223oh indeed, probably less lootingI am just talking about infrastructure and what notJust imagine how long it will take to rebuild the roads that get washed out
>>519953260You would think they would be gracious enough to mention us by name at least once during their press conferenceI watched the whole thing and NOAA wasn't mentioned onceungrateful motherfuckers
>>519953366So it’s weakening? Another nothingburger of a storm
>>519953134Nope. Nigs are gonna bbq him.
>still above 900mbcringe
Jamaica, survivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3XhEkARqVw
>>519953223When you mix the high blood with the low you get madness. American nigs are a different breed entirely. Much worse than pure.>>519953362Big man the whole island about to get wash out. Every mountain is going to slide and bury the valleys.
>>519953445that's an increase, there's a difference between what the Recon finds and what the NHC considers good data vs outliers/what not.
>>519953366>175mphIT IS FUCKING OVER
It's going to swerve and go straight to Houston.
>>519953223you watch too much cartoonsjamaican niggers are where all the crime in toronto comes from
Jeff's building. I don't think he is moving again. He also has another Starlink for his car. https://youtu.be/KGbQSYRsYbE?t=793
>>519952759I bet we lose all streams by midnight. We won't hear from jamaica until wednesday night at earliest. even if a starlink could connect there will be so much debri it will take out any antennas mounted outside.
>>519953442>have you even said thank youit's too hot for suits here my man
C h u dI sA l w a y sR i g h tN o t h i n gE v e rH a p p e n s
It has already begunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVr7_V4Tohw
The biggest killer here is the sheer incompetence of the system. They have created the perfect conditions for this to be the worst shitshow in recent history.Over half of their shelters aren't open because they can't find people with the keys, some of the shelter managers were reported demanding entrance fees to the shelters and the food and water isn't inside, but is totally nearby the shelters because the government paid for it to be there.They kept on quoting figures during the speech>We have spent this and that many billion on stuffThey absolutely know that all of that money has been embezzled and nothing works. This storm is going to cause widespread hunger and thirst, which will just kick the black markets into high gear along with random tribal violence.Bonus round is all of those fucking cinderblocks on everyone's roofs they've put there. It's going to be a weed laced cinderblock vortex that's going to dump a record amount of water on the island.Good thing they cleaned all of the drains...oh wait no they didn't. That money was embezzled too.
>175mph >906 mbYeah stick a fork in those niggas
>>519953912Yeah your PM is standing on camera wearing a T-Shirt and a Adidas track suit jacket
They are putting cinder blocks on their roofs to hold them down.Absolutely fucked!
Dey all gon die mon!!!
What are they going to say at 5pm?
>>519953956at least they can say they have their independence from the british.
>>519954160lmaoYou can't help niggers...
>>519954118He speaks more intelligently than our leaders.
>>519952866>>519953261>>519952904Fuck man, why can't forecasters ever follow up on their doomsday calls? Hype revs, hopes go up, then it fizzles again. Amateurs and pros alike should quit with the clickbait promises. I should've learned by now, but I thought maybe this time would finally deliver. Guess I'm putting on the "Fell for it again award"
>>519953912Bit of rain and wind oughtta help
>>519954118>Yeah your PM is standing on camera wearing a T-Shirt and a Adidas track suit jacket>leadership is when you wear a tie
>>519954160>evacuation buskek to where exactly, the whole island is gonna eat shit
>>519954276Make no mistake, coastal tourist places on the west side are going to get deleted, but worse case scenario of this going right over the major population of Jamaica not looking like it will happen.
Does Jamaica have any of them Blue Sheds?
>>519954160the road to port royal has seawater on it on normal daysthey are so fucked its not even funny
>>519954357Doesn't Ziggy Marley live on a hill?
>>519941911no they dont
I wonder if all the storm chasers that went to Jamaica understand that they're going to be stuck there for weeks after this storm passes by.
>>519954357Port Royal is the little spit of land out into kingston harbor about 5 miles from the mainland and connected by a small road that goes past the airport.
>>519954160niggers cant swim
>>519954357bus on to electric avenueand den dey gonna die-ya
>>519954351I’d be worried about the substance of what he said. He basically said pray the storm misses the island because if not you’re all fucked
>>519946003This guy's funny, I hope he makes it
>>519953956Damn this man understands the region. Is how many of them saying the drains and gullies got cleaned so they are staying in place.>>519954437Jah help you guys. It's going to be bad. Anyone down on the coast is toast. The death toll will be horrendous. Best part will be after when the survivors say the government didn't do enough.>>519954478It's all hills and valleys big manhttps://youtu.be/0k27suBmV0U?si=fqseQOd9LW5woAvw
Melissa now has the driest eye on record, even exceeding the Pacific Super Typhoons.
>>519954351yeah leaders need to be taken seriouslyfor some reason nobody takes niggers seriously, could it be because of all the cooning and buffoonery?enjoy the ocean im rootin for the fish!
>>519954777>Best part will be after when the survivors say the government didn't do enough.just waiting for the videos where they say andrew abandoned them and that theyre asking for the government to help them
Multi cam streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveOXlUR3Z8
>>519954816KEK
>>519954915cant wait for you to start rattling your tin cups>wypipo we need yo help abloo abloolol
>>519954816>15min later and it's dropped another 1.75 degrees.
>>519954816Melissa's dry? Step aside gents one wink from me and we'll change all that.On a serious note how big is jamaica compared to that storm?
>>519954816it's and extremally compact hurricane, sucks for who ever it does hit, but the worst wind don't even go out 30 miles, like giant tornado basically, its going draw a line of total destruction but places outside will be fine
despite it being their "religion" rastas grow TRASH weed and dont know a damned thing about cultivating cannabis
>>519954853>>519954973someones having a melty
>>519954950I could be wrong but does time of day play into this? I'd assume lower temperatures at night compared to it being the middle of the day now
>>519953956Because this
>>519954950Meranti-bros...
>>519955021its not a melty i just enjoy knowing god hates niggers as much as i do
>>519954915It will be the white man's fault, I'm sure.
Its a bit of a bummer that once this thing lands, jamaica is going to go radio silent for a couple weeks.Spacex might get a message out, but otherwise, whatever is going on, we wont know anything about it. Footage wont come out for a while.the people will do horrible shit. Its the animals i worry for.Let us witness how the oeaceful nation of jamaica handles it…thankfully it isnt fkn haiti or some shit
>>519955008It's not a terribly large hurricane since i'm not sure it's had any Eye wall replacements which tends to increase size.
>>519955101Jeff has a starlink terminal and a generator so he'll be reporting afterwards
>>519954816Should change the storms name to Hillary
>>519955008>On a serious note how big is jamaica compared to that storm?Not very
>>519955059No idea mon but they usually mog more at dmax aka de day mon>>519955073CHING CHONG!
>>519954816Melissa got that dry anus>grabs lube
>>519955143>>519955203ooooooh they're fucked
>>519955247Pick one to lube (picrel)
these things always turn out to be huge nothingbnurgers
>>519955203radar image makes the strong wind field look bigger than it is.
'ere she com now
Can someone explain please?
>>519954432YES!Jeff said he found one. He was quite excited.
>>519955251>ooooooh they're fuckedTruly.
Remember this gem from last yearhttps://x.com/WIC_News/status/1808745445348552987
We need someone to bake
>>519955171If he survives.Where can i find his stuff?Last i tuned in here was when that storm hit FL and just littered them with tornados. I think it was last year
>>519955367I can't understand jigaboo. Are they celebrating?
>>519954816That is impressive. Really have to admire that structure.>>519954915Tell me about it. You could give them free UWI, free trade school, free housing, free food, free land to have a farm or a business and they will ask the government for more and say they not doing enough. Bro I hope you are in the hills with a good fence. And don't trust your gate guard, they will be the ones to open the way for their friends to loot your place. Happened to my uncle when they lived out there.>Regional News Updatehttps://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-50000-jps-customers-without-electricity/https://www.guardian.co.tt/news/tt-offers-manpower-and-supplies-to-help-jamaica-after-hurricane-melissa-6.2.2433910.b5c3c78be1https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT3+shtml/271733.shtml>Fun aside note:https://www.stvincenttimes.com/6-7-magnitude-earthquake-shakes-antigua-dominica-guadeloupe/
>>519955341Rastas gunna get Plasta'd>only type characters with a circle above tgemWHY THE FUCK IS THE CAPTCHA ALL FUCKED?
>>519936161What does this meanAre they storing MP3s in the hurricane?
>>519955011The flooding and mudslides are gonna be pretty bad across the island. Plus you are gonna see Katrina-style shines from people. You have to look at this as a Hurricane Katrina hitting an actual third-world nation.
>>519955457"Life finds a way" is the language localization.
>>519955330That is still a pretty big wind field, and the whole island is going to get a shit ton of rain. Not sure how bad the flooding and mud slides are ultimately going to get, but one thing I learned from Beryl (I am in Houston) is that when the ground is already soaked when the wind hits, you will have many more power lines and trees down. I saw huge trees that made it through Ike (much higher winds than Beryl) and Beryl took them out because of how soaked our ground was at the time.
>>519955018Sensi grows better in the climate it was bred for. And I don't even know if they grow that anymore. That was the good stuff way back. Probably crossing it with the dumpster soma type weed laced with pesticides they have up here.>>519955625Bro they aren't leaving their homes and businesses because they KNOW they will get robbed if they leave. And they not going the shelters because they KNOW they will get robbed and raped there too. I don't think anyone can beat the depravity of Katrina though, except maybe actual Africa.
>>519955625Katrina hit as a cat-3. It only became legendary because the levees failed and sent entire rivers into neighborhoods
>>519955625It's important to remember that on landfall Katrina was a Cat 3 with 125mph winds. Melissa is still strengthening but could weaken by landfall due to interactions with land but it's currently at 175mph winds.
>>519951948how they be so smart
No one baking?
>>519956025jamaica is already baked anon....>>519955143also temps down to -6.2 C now.
>>519954816I'll get her hurricussy nice and wet.
>>519955796>>519955798The really strong winds only extend for like 20 mile radius, and Kingston is gonna be spared. Most of the island is supposed to get like 2 feet of rain in a day or 2 though, plus the downtown part of Kingston is gonna be flooded from storm surge.
>>519956187Winds are never the issue. Rarely do people die from winds. It's the rain and SS that kill the majority of people so no Kingston has not been spared.
>>519952904>being anxious for the death of 3rd world niggersWeak faggot go back to red*** with your "empathy" why are all fr*nchies NPC lefty cuckshell majority of them are literally against Trump and are even fine paying stupid taxes for their "free" healthcare scam (aka paying for bottom trash of society"
Ebaking, let me know if I should stop
>>519956359go go gomake the thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
>>519956359Thank you for your service anon.
>>519956514>>519956514>>519956514Migrate
Emergency bake from my phone >>519956582
>>519956549Shit my bad anon
>>519956667No worries fren
