This will be the largest humanitarian crisis in the Western Hemisphere since the 2010 Haitian Earthquake. There is no escape. The fate of every Jamaican man, woman and child has been written.Never before have we seen a more perfect storm, yet behold. This storm is projected to maintain CAT4 status even after it has annihilated Jamaica. The sheer amount of rainfall shall be record setting. Rivers shall spring forth from their banks to swallow every soul foolish enough to live within a mile of their shores.Disaster relief will not come. The storm surge shall swallow hole harbors, ensuring no relief shall be seen for weeks. The only hope shall be from airdrops, helicopters courtesy of the states, but that will be too few for the crisis we are about to witness.>The first letter of every paragraph spells the fate of Jamaica.
>>519940684Sorry federal government shutdownCant appropriate funds Stoned jamaica bros on suicide watch
>>519940684It hits Jamaica as a 5 in like 3 hours
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>>519940911>It's free.This makes the user the product
>>519941037There's a subscription system, but the base is free.
>>519940684>airdropsA cargo cult shall emerge.
Based. Total nigger island death
>>519940684THOSE COSMIC NIGGAS WILL USURPTHE FUCK OUT OF THAT ENERGY HOW A NIGGA WILL EVOLVE EVENMORE SCARIER CHAOS/HATE/DESTRUCTION
HOLY SHIT IT’S HUGEGET INSIDE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOIO FUCK
>>519941362Katrina ain't shit compared to what's about to happen to ALL of Jamaica.
>>519940880good their accent is stupid as fuck
>>519941362>>519940684Holy shit! The hurricane just hit the second breakfast!
>>519941515Shut up tranny kike
>>519940880That soon?
I hope she steals the fucking rock where Fidel is
>>519940684>HELP US, WHITE PEOPLE!fuck off
>>519940684WER FOOKED MON!
>>519940684Comfy live feedhttps://www.youtube.com/live/U67jHOGjH70
>>519941402Do the people that live in this area suffer from devastation every time there is a hurricane? did they learn to make buildings/homes that withstand such crazy winds?
>>519941725Oh it actually changed, guess the hurricane is just chilling and powering up.
>>519940684>JAMAICAN ME WETLol
>>519942331In all of nations of Africa, not one developed a word for the concept of the future.
>>519940684now we can take jamaica back to old dominion status
>>519942406It's going to cross slowly too.
>>519940684Cool. Finally something to look out for on Monday.
>>519942331Yeah a lot of houses out there are cinder block foundation, I live in Florida and most coastal houses that aren't giant stilt houses are cinderblock after hurricane Opal the only houses that survived in my town were the tiny cinderblock ones
>>519941362I see you time traveler
>>519942331well, homes are made of cement but what kills the most are the floods. Anyways it's very rare to die because of an hurricane but some people are retarded enough
>>519940684There's still rubble in the streets of Haiti from the 2010 quake.Thats how fucking lazy they are. They wont even pick up bricks in the road in front of thwir own homes and businesses.Melissa will absolutely destroy Jamaica. Like 100,000 dead and towns that will never be rebuilt.Congress is on vacation so there will be no U.S. aid and no other country will bother to send any help or supplies because only the U.S. flushes money away to shitholes.
>>519940684Sit on floor...Head between your knees...Kiss your ass goodby!
>>519942742What do you eat? Do plantations and cow farmers just don't get affected?
>>519942742Yes, storm surge is the most dangerous part about coastal hurricanes. Obviously cases like Hurricane Katrina are a little different but the storm surge of a Cat 5 literally guts anything in its path. Ive lived though A LOT of hurricanes in my life
Nothing will happen. People in the caribbean are used to this and prepared for it. Maybe 100 dead at most.
>>519940684good. a jamaican woman broke my heart.
DE STORM BE A COMING WOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY
>>519942966Its not about deaths its about destruction.
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/jamaica/surrey-county/kingston/harbour.html
>>519942906pork mostly, not really since they haven't produced anything since 1959
>>519942753They still finding bodies in Texas & N. Carolina?
>>519940684zutts saw exactly that
>>51994295585% of deaths are because some niggers can't stay in their homes and are totally unaware of the situation
>>519942966You'd think your queer ass would know what a good ol' ass fucking looks like when you see it. Look here, twinkle toes, all dey harbors bout be gone. They goin starve.
TND even if its the half decent niggers ;-;
>>519943193Depends where you are at. If I didnt evacuate for Hurricane Ivan I would have been dead my old house was right in the towns Watershed it destroyed everything. My neighbors roof was literally in my backyard
>>519942966Have you ever been to Jamaica, a lot of buildings are poorly maintained, half the roads are dirt roads, and the number of roofs that are just tarps..jamicans are never prepared for anything
>>519943500>my old houselet me guess...wood right?
>>519940845Even if we were open for business we don’t give two shits about Jamaica. They don’t produce anything and their island is ugly af.
>>519943586If they hadn't kicked the Bongs out we'd have built better hurricane protection
>>519943871Don’t worry after this dey comes tu you
The best part is you already know we aren't accepting any refugees from this
>>519940684Sounds good Fuck Jamaica and fuck niggers
>>519943871Did you say mass immigration of Jamaicans to Britain?
>>519942406What is GMT-4 in civilized time?
>>519940684I have seen worse.
>>519943871this is me finding out we colonised Jamaica just nowneat
>>519943110There are 4 people missing in North Carolina a year after Helene.A year from now there will still be thousands of dead bodies in the streets of Jamaica and locals will just step over them and carry out their daily routine.
>>519944279Four hours behind London
>>519944424UK had owned or at very least invaded something over 90% of the world, you guys could have owned it all but the jews swindled you outta it
>>519943625I had a direct hit in Michael. The trees falling was the bigger issue. I don't think the wood framing would have made much difference if anything it would have just been harder to repair.
At least the streets will get cleaned
>>519943625Eh it was an older red brick house (Im in NWFL) but yeah it wasnt built to handle flooding or wind like that
>>519942753Jamaica has money from cruises to fund cleaning up, no one gives a shit about fixing Haiti
>>519940684TND Let's gooooooooooo
>>519944324The wind isn't the issue. The issue is that the storm surge shall engulf the entire nation. Where the storm surge doesn't reach, the torrential rainfall shall drench, landslides shall ensure that no where is safe. And if they're free from landslides and storm surge, they're likely exposed to extreme wind.
>>519940684Any based Jamaicians live streaming from their phones while walking outside during the storm?
>>519944697I actually went out and helped a bit of cleaning up in PCB after Micheal. You know whats funny though, after Ivan my town didnt have power for almost 2 weeks and one of the only groups that came into my town that gave my family adequate supplies (water, first aid kits, MREs) was this group of Scientologist. They didnt even try to convert or give us literature or anything. Nice people
>>519944807In those cases yeah, you need to evacuate, bricks aren't made resist in that kind of situations (if any)
>>519945046I was watching my parents house during Michael. The next morning I rode to my place out in the country to assess the damage, and I knew it was a mess when the main road had a row of EMC and bucket trucks queing that was about four miles long lol. I had a tree down on my roof but nothing too crazy I got lucky. All the barns even survived except some had the tin stripped off. Definitely the worst I had ever been through though hy a factor of about 10.
>>519944818Those cruise ships dock in artificial port cities with 14 foot tall walls topped with barbed wire to keep the tourists from being kidnapped.They'll be repaired.Places like Kingston with be a Mad Max tier zone for the next 20 years.
>>519940684Jamaicans are like a curse directly from the devil himself. If you've ever had to deal with one, you know, let alone have to interact with a group or community. Here's hoping there are less of them in the world.
>>519940684That 'cane is gonna tubgirl all over the place
>>519940684You can't destroy a garbage dumphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70ySp4OuHY
>>519941402Damn I wish that were me, test my mettle against the might of nature
today would be the comfiest day ever in Jamaica
>>519944279cst
If they didn't want to die in a Hurricane, shouldn't be in this hemisphere; as in.No Hurricanes of Tornados in Africa, they should all be evacuated back to the mother Land so it can never happen again. Annex that shit and give it to the bong's as a refugee Nu-New Britain territory.
>>519940684ja makin me crazy mon !
>>519943012Not to be a downer, but what is there in Jamaica to destroy? Like is there a metropolis I'm missing?
https://www.youtube.com/live/aveOXlUR3Z8LIVE Webcams - Major Hurricane Melissa - Kingston, Jamaica - 9 Cams + Air & Marine Scanner
rare camshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwnwZJ6-KYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMrcL4RkswY
>>519941402Gitmo gittin fucked
>People just walking around in KingstonKek. No one is taking this seriously. But then again, I don't know where they would go.
>>519940684>The shitskin third worlders are getting rekt!>The shitskin third worlders are getting rekt!
>>519941703>Shut up tranny kikewat? are you a nigger then
>>519942742>homes are built of cementNot in fucking Jamaica they aren’t. We’re about to witness tnd from wind and flooding and mudslides
>>519951163I was thinking the same thing.
I'll be keeping an eye on the water level on the Flat Bridge
>>519951241kys tripfag
>>519951319I couldn't care less desu
>>519950335Dude even Ethiopea has a giant city its not all grass huts and tin roof shacks lol.
>>519951637i literally dont even have a trip so kys summerfag
>>519952039retard alert
>>519952115It’s a namefag clone of Elsa not the trip
When Jamaicans talk even if they talk about their imminent doom the accent just makes it so hard to take it seriously
>>519952115>retard alertyour ceiling bird going off again nigger? screen shot my tripcode then
>>519945338Yeah I go out to 30A a lot. I was surprised even out there got some damage
>>519940684imagine the smell
Should it hit right now? Any livefeeds of Rastafaris flying through the air yet?
>>519952211technically its not a tripcode but you are still a faggot
This shit is a nothingburger. It's barely wet in Jamaica.
>>519951637tripGODS own you!
>>519952530how is driving out breakroom and elsa at the same time make me a faggot? im saving this faggot board full of niggers like you. you havent seen the real one in months and didnt even know it was cuz of me. ill take my thanks and an apology when youre rdy
>>519952296it won't hit until tomorrow morning, so around 16 hours or so
>>519940684obligatory
>>519952721gay and homosex
>>519941082The makes the user pay to be the product.
>>519940684Are Jamaicans set to die?Hope they do
>hurricane>SNAPocalypse>Ayy rock'tis a good season for happenings
For real, is this going to be super bad?
>>519940684>>519940684You VILL accept ze refugees from this, right?
>>519953319Yes.Jamaica is an island that will be completely enveloped in the hurricane.All the houses there have sheet metal rooves.They have no white people to save them. It will be a massacre.
Holy Gaping Assholes Bat-Man.>>519940684
>>519953410I imagine flooding and landslides will be massive problem.
>>519953521Yeah, landslides would be, I didn't consider that actually.Jamaica has many hills and is very muddy and swampy. The landslides will be bad in some areas.
>>519952296they'll be dancing in the hurricane's eye [spoiler]an' I[/spoiler]
>>519953410This seems quite hopeless. I assume no ships and air can get in and out and it's locked off already. This is the result of helping certain groups cheat natural selection, mother nature will collect.
Big brain think: Trump created the hurricane to take out the drug cartel terrorists.
i am worried about RastaMonkey from tiktok, hope he will survive...
>>519952735Lots of people appreciate you. Faggotroom hasn’t been back for months except for yesterday.You mind broke that nigger
>>519954484you guys are awful
>>519940880Its happening
It windy and rainy mun
>>519940684Jamaica gets hurricanes like that all the time
we get to see some jewtube clout chasers die on stream laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbkT0k8HQLAso theres that
>>519956337When one clout chaser falls, a dozen takes their place
>>519957076like moths to the flame, a lemming to a cliff, a faggot to hrt/bottom surgery
>>519940684any known livestreams for this storm? it'd be cool to watch it roll in
>>519957666I am watching this onehttps://youtu.be/mCT5dMOdDC0
>>519940684China will offer unprecedented aid, the US will do nothing, the world powers and perceptions of goodwill will shift again
>>519957666chcekdhere, satan>multiviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveOXlUR3Z8>faggot know it all retard that's probably gonna die on stream in Treasure Beachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbkT0k8HQLA
>>519957902>>519956337thanks anons. I'm honestly surprised it's already so stormy out with it still being ~24 hours away - but I guess I don't live in a tropical area so I've never experienced these storms. I've only experienced tornadoes, where it comes on hard and fast and then is over quickly.
>JamaicaWho cares? Lookner is the only one covering this, he's desperate for views cause there's been no actual happenings in a month.
Jamaica will be fine.
>>519940684>the largest humanitarian crisis in the Western Hemisphere since the 2010 Haitian Earthquake>2010>HaitiAnd nobody gave a pissing shit about that either.Nothing was lost that day either.>This is a chance for nignogs to show us what they can do without the White Man's help, right?
Why should the White Man rescue the niggers AGAIN?
>>519958278Idk a Cat 5 in a place like that can be pretty hairy
>>519958373>rescueTheir tourist areas are literally nuke-proof. The inland will flood and some faggot on the blue mountains will get swept off. That's it.>t. travel agent
>>519958444First time ever by the wayNever before has the island taken a storm like this in its recorded history
>>519958373jamaica is an island covered with natural weed bushes literally everywhere (i think)maybe mutts should save them and take their bounty of weed.mutts like niggerweed right?
>>519958553>>519958278why do you want a happening not to happen you fucking nigger
>>519958444Nice digits anon. But no, we invested in Jamaica's infrastructure intensively. This is not a total nigger death happening.
>>519940684so they're not going to be jamin?
>>519958655I'm actually the most happening nigger on this happening board. I make skyking threads. I'm just telling you my day job is booking you faggots on your next trip throughout the world and nothing (bar a 50 megaton nuke) is going to hit Jamaica. We fucking paid for it to not happen.
Now if it was Haiti or the DR or maybe even Cozumel Mexico, then yeah hundreds, possibly thousands dead. Have you been to Jamaica? I've been there 7 times, even in the fucking ghetto huts buying weed for my degenerate friends from a rasta. The place will be fine. TND is on hold.
>>519958691Weaker Hurricanes destroy more developed areas all the time
I looked at the live feed. No one is panicing, just jamaican niggers walking around. They don't give a shit, why should i?
>>519940911Is this the Jack Dorsey one he made in collaboration with USAID to start color revolutions?
>>519958839So it will just be typical "don't ever leave the resort" conditions in Jamaica? Everything not directly built by the tourism industry is going to be washed away though, isn't it?
They just need to limbo under it
>>519959030I don't think their huts will survive 160MPH winds.
I just like watching weather
>>519940684Shiiiieeet.>>haitiAh OK. Hm. Anyways. How was your day?
>>519959172most of the resorts are gonna get washed away this time tootwo days of 170mph winds will destroy concrete structureseven what doesn't collapse will be riddled with cracks and rendered unsafe and need to be demolished
>>519950335what a fucking mutt
>>519958592niggers grow trash weed and sell garbage drugs no matter where they are in the worldrastas are a gay meme, they smoke grass clippings and pretend to be highthey arent smart enough to cultivate plants.. they will hit plants with sticks and yell at them to grow faster, not understand how to water, not know when to harvest
>>519940684>there is no escape.how about this:there is no escape. you can escape.we are here to help you. we are here to help our jamaican brothers and sisters. we are here to help you escape.
>>519959294I agree with you. The ghettos will drown a bit. RIP
>>519944324
>>519962389Thx, doc
>>519959172Yeah, basically. More nuanced is, the lowland areas (especially down the mountains) will have a big problem.>>519959094More developed how? I want a happening but I'm not exactly excited for a resort facade to slightly peel off. If you want to watch niggers drown you might get lucky here.
How much longer?
>>519961181Go back to r*ddit, faggotThere will be no humanitarian aid either. All the ports shall be destroyed and the U.S. government is shut down. These are the final hours of the Rastafarian people.
>>519963599wish it would hit israel or haiti instead.
>>519963504Landfall expected tomorrow morning, 6am, as of the latest. Outer arms shall begin landfall earlier.
>>519963696Bro, it's Jamaica. Take what you can get.
>>519940684>>519940845>>519940911Weatherwise.app now has access to 10 Jamaican cameras. Follow along with the cameras and FREE satellite imagery with the app. Alternatively, you can open a browser by searching weatherwise.app
>>519963788checked
>>51996390960 miles of rape, one way.
>>519963909>>519964352Gape of peace.
>>519963909>>519964352>>519964394Cone of uncertainty still includes Kingston. Most people should have evacuated to the eastern side of the island. The eastern side is highland and susceptible to landfalls and mudslides.
>>519940684***THE STORM IS FAKE***minimal rain on live cam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07cPJ4VZGdE
>>519941402
>>519940684Hope it gets rid of those nigger slave staging islands.
>>519940684>The first letter of every paragraph spells the fate of Jamaica.kek
Only thing missing is Air India
Its getting rainyer
NEW THREAD TO TALK MORE ABOUT MELISSA>>519969337
>>519940684send those niggers to Venezuela
The blacks will be fine. Black people have never had a good day in their lives. Getting annihilated isn’t even a big deal to them.
This is God's punishment for Jamaica's sex tourism
