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OI WASTEMAN SKENG SENPAI INNIT
MELISSA AND HER CREW WILL MEET YA WITH DE MANDEM OUTSIDE TESCO'S IN BRIXTON AFTER LANDFALL INNIT
WANNA FIGHT?

MELISSA: CURRENTLY 909MB/175MPH

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.php
https://weather.us/model-charts
http://spaghettimodels.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov
https://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlab
https://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html
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CONTINUATION OF
>>519986715
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https://x.com/Jeff_Piotrowski

https://www.youtube.com/@TwisterChasers/streams
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>>519988738
Still mad no hurricane has hit Florida this year. Bust of a season
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Di post a di best post, nuff dead, man blak jamacian gon up de smok, di oshun wi ful a blak soon soon
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Reilly says total nigger destriuction
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>>519988738
Simpson doughnut! Also heading due east now and seems it will go after Kingston lmao. (who the fuck knows where Melissa is going to go at this point.
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>>519989017
Dude east, haiti. Melissia might rack up the all time kill count.
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>>519989017
WOULD
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any decent livestream?
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>>519988889
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>>519989017
Melissa be drunk.
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>>519989149
I'm watching this one.
https://youtu.be/mCT5dMOdDC0
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>>519989149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BptNxZ2sE
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>>519988738
your ai slop ruined every one of these threads faggot hick
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>>519989149
Here are some mogger livestreams innit blud
https://www.youtube.com/live/oB-FPjPS14Q?si=okYXlgfjCZfX1DfU
https://www.youtube.com/live/RHkdQI2PSKA?si=fr9-yYrHkzl77VU6
https://www.youtube.com/live/U67jHOGjH70?si=YIpD4LCWeh7ba64q
https://www.youtube.com/live/54A5zZJY2MQ?si=-XFqinoxaji7bJHM
https://www.youtube.com/live/irfHhkfPZlo?si=NXWM8WAvjBG2MnyB
https://www.youtube.com/live/u70ySp4OuHY?si=1j7zs3FBC0dkHxzb
https://www.youtube.com/live/pmzJ4AAh0Ds?si=Lvwm7QHkrEG-Ygls
https://www.youtube.com/live/SPwW9xN3e1M?si=db1V-R8wnzxmlJ37
https://www.youtube.com/live/k4Lt_iev8x4?si=9ZHKvUdFSIjZPL8L
https://www.youtube.com/live/jJ6C03WtBJE?si=Q0ECMyHfKKiUZnTc
https://www.youtube.com/live/jVr7_V4Tohw?si=hD6fLek3clCJjoO6
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>>519989225
lol eat shit nigger
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>>519988889
Global warming was a lie afterall.
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>>519989017
>forgot pic
naturally
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>>519989225
JUST PICK A HURRICANE WAIFU FAGGOT
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Melissa starting to stall out to turn NE into the soon to be dead nigger storage.
If you haven't got in your bobsled yet leave now!
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>>519989225
dont fight it, embrace it
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All memes aside how fucked is Jamaica
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>This is how Jamaica is preparing for the impact.
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>>519989299
2,1,3,4
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>>519989360
Royally, we're talking half a year to fix their nigloos.
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>>519989217
>>519989223
>>519989230
thank you
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>>519989360
Honestly, they are actually going to die. Like, dead dead.
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>>519989363
Jamaican nigs sag too?
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>>519989360
This will be, by far, the worst storm in living memory to his the island. A death toll in the thousands wouldn't surprise me, especially when all infrastructure will be crippled for weeks afterward.
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>>519989466
YOU'RE WELCOME MON
>>519989412
EXPLAIN YOUR RANKING + SINCE YOU LIKE ERIN SO MUCH HERE YOU GO, HERE'S ANOTHER ERIN PIC
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>>519989363
kek that fucking ladder. That tin will be in Cuba Wednesday..
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>>519989508
>. A death toll in the thousands wouldn't surprise me
kek you dumb fucking faggot stop pushing this nonsense.
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>>519989363
A for effort
F for functionality
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>>519988889
It's God's approval of the US putting Trump back in charge.
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Is the turn happening or are we in stall mode. Someone with an IQ over 85 please respond.
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>>519989435
>nigloos
heh
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>>519989488
yu laik wa yu si wait boi?
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>>519989625
Borders and shores closed, kek.
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>>519989632
Stall to NE realignment soon
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>>519989538
thank you anon
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driest eye in history wtf shes a nasty bitch
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>>519989755
AND ANOTHER
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>>519989692
Thank you high IQ haver.
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is melissa hot?
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>>519989271
Damn Al gore. He should’ve stuck to inventing the internet
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>>519989783
Wah dat mean? Splen laik mi a real 68 IQ Jamaican
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Lookner, just because-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ_5sJcliDI
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This is a storm to remember for sure
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>>519989538
Despite being far offshore, the fish storms destroyed a lot of homes on the outerbanks.
It got the light house right, kek.
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Niggers are losing their food stamps AND Jamaica is getting rekt! Is there any more you could even ask for?!
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>>519989877
remember to thank the mods.
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>>519989838
She is now. Getting boosted by updrafts(heat).
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>>519989783
EVEN BEAT OUT CHINK STORMS KEK
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alright Dixie flags now filtered, tired of that nigger spamming his stupid ai slop
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Is it beginning to move north?
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>>519989911
>Confederate
>doesn't include inHg
False advertising
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>>519989847
ay ay ay dis babe eye dry like desert, ah swear she be wicked person.
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>>519989967
Yeah that's pretty gay, I too hate AI slop.
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>>519989632
this clip shows the trough over the eastern US that will steer this thing NE:
>https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/sat/satlooper.php?region=watl&product=wv_mid
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>>519989911
If this thing sets the record making landfall nothing burger fags will die in their sleep.
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>>519989838
>>519989940
OF COURSE SHE A PENG TING INNIT MON
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>>519989951
WE HAVE THE GREATEST HURRICANES FOLKS
THE BEST
THE FASTEST
THE STRONGEST
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>>519989847
she eat deh goat an no no ask fo dey nice
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GUSTS
WERE OVER
ITS BACK

>>519989017
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>dogo all alone, out in the rain
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>>519990022
Ayyyyyyyy Dat meen mo paawful ahn mo ded blak dem, an gon be a swim ina di oshon?
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>>519990049
Truly possible we get a landfall pressure record, we're only ~8 MB from 892 mg Labor Day.
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>>519990049
If the hurricane-force winds stay offshore, it'll mainly be flooding
See >>519989972
The worst of the storm could be prayed around the island
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880 mb @ midnight we are so back nuke bros
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>>519989911
JESAS
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>>519989017
SHE ALREADY STARTED THE TURN NORTH MON
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>>519990132
Enjoy the last few hours of using /pol/ for the next 2 months
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>>519989911
lol did you bootstrap that dont like
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>>519990250
too bad we have no PR fags to chime in since Maria was basically a Lite version of Melissa.
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>>519990250
when it passes im going back to my regular boards
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>>519989345
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>>519990250
What a perfect natural machine
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>>519990306
>>519990306
lie*
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>>519990306
It's fucking real, hard to believe I know. Atlantic record btw.
https://tropic.ssec.wisc.edu/real-time/adt/odt13L.html
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https://x.com/backpirchcrew/status/1982981607733768424?s=46
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BTW, the reason lower pressures matter is simple physics. The lower the pressure, the more that air from higher pressure wants to move in. Like how a soda bottle's high pressure wants to push into the lower pressure of normal atmosphere. The lower the center pressure, the more quickly the air wants to flow into it.
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>>519990380
Neat lol dey gon be fly
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>>519989345
What a fuckin entourage of storms it is bringing along

Suddenly cold clear mornings don't seem that bad, and I feel glad for the humid tropics to be a world away
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>>519990410
In English, Doc, we aint scientists
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>>519990410
aka dead nigger atmosphere in play
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>>519989911
Di sea vex bad, bredda
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flat bridge just saying fuck u racist
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>>519990346
It’s bobsled time
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>>519990410
tl;dr, nature hates a vacuum.
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>>519990542
Always.
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>>519990410
Dat mean faasta wind?
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Lmao at everything being named after bongs in Jamaica
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>live in Jamaica
>hurricane is going to hit western part
>drive east
>simple as
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>>519990607
>drive east
>get biuried in more mud
Kino incoming
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Small storm btw, for reference.
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>>519989911
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>>519990607
And how do you survive the millions of niggers looting in the coming days after the total collapse of most of their infrastructure
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Why is OP not posting stream?

>>519982702
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>>519990762
The kill zone is like a third of the island though, kek.
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some live cams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Lt_iev8x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ6C03WtBJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVr7_V4Tohw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-FPjPS14Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U67jHOGjH70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70ySp4OuHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0w-636mEDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPwW9xN3e1M
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>>519990762
Weh wan a Melissa, di red, yelo or griin
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>>519990794
Imagine the only thing they waterproofed was weed
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Recon aircraft possibly went down in the eye of Melissa. No survivors.
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>>519990891
Interesting they don't broadcast ADSB while in the middle of the niggerstorm
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>>519990794
I too am more curious how much raiding and haitian level violence will ensue after the storm.
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>>519990585
Yes. And the steeper the pressure change rate, the faster and stronger the wind, which also pulls heat out of the water faster in water vapor, which adds more energy. There's an upper limit to how much this heat can convert into kinetic energy. Only so much water can condense in the atmosphere before falling out. Something like 70-80% of a hurricane's energy is in falling rain. The wind isn't as powerful as the water, as liquid has way more energy density than gas.
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>>519990891
ITZ WINDY MON
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This retard on max velocity is the one not realizing that hurricane planes dont have ADSB coverage
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>>519990891
they expect some of us us in the huricussy brother
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>>519989225

Kys jeet
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>>519990410
It's sort of the inverse of that. Hot air on the surface rushes upward toward the cold upper atmosphere. That creates the low pressure zone in the center of the cyclone. So it's all driven by temperature differentials. The bigger the gap in temperatures, the more air wants to rush upward in a vortex and the measured pressure is a side effect of that.
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>>519990973
>>519990973
>which also pulls heat out of the water faster in water vapor
Hao di wata get pul op ahn inna vapo? Hao heat kriet?
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>>519991031
If you could pick three things for dey white mayn to fix after you're all dead what would they be
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>>519990835
ugly streams, just put a live cam, some jazz, ventusky and get comfy as fuck watching the tragedy unfold
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>>519991031
Yer a big mon...
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>>519990891
>let's fly to the eye of the hurricane, what could possible go wrong?
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>>519991180
foh yah mon
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>>519990337

Nigger
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>>519990108
Chink emoji means western pacific
Mutt emoji means Atlantic
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>>519991108
electricity
internet
drink logistics

all squid must learn democracy
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>>519991136
>niggers getting washed into the ocean
>a tragedy
Go bi a nigger lavah someweh els, kom out a dis thread
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>>519990939
I imagine things are going to go to shit extremely fast, especially since most people didn't seem to prepare at all. You'll have towns and cities completely cut off, no power, water and very limited supplies.
The storm chasers that went down to Jamaica need to watch out, because they'll 100% be targeted.
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>>519991225
They have been doing it for 70 years. It's a pretty safe procedure, especially now. Anon is just being a joker.
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We're about to see Katrina 2 electric boogaloo unfold in Kingston. How feral are Jamaican niggers compared to ours?
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>>519991343
they are mellowed out from living on island time, mon
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>>519991343
dude weed lmao
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how long have they been warning Jamaica this hurricane was coming? 1 week? 2 weeks? it's not even going there kek
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>a probe recorded a 236 mph gust at 200 feet altitude
Holy shit
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>>519988738
Can't wait for the next season of Hurricane High.
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>>519991225
They literally do it ALL the time
>https://x.com/FlynonymousWX/status/1982911146266075605
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>>519991299
You'll be just fine if you are a good squid
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>>519991428
>it's not even going there
There's a cold front that's about to push it north. it's going there.
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>>519991378
Nah, rastamon di hiaist mudah raits pan di ort
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>>519991086
True, but that's more about how these storms start. Once they develop that very low pressure center, that's what really starts causing flow to increase. But yes, you're correct. I should have said that as well.

>>519991090
Poo dup doo bix nood muhfuggah.
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>>519991288
Lee was one that could be other, worse gooks but kek at Jebi!
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if i lived in the track id just take LSD and let mother nature take me away
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>>519991525
>cold front hitting the warm moist air of a hurricane this strong
That means tornadoes doesn't it?
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TND incoming
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>>519989911
>I want to clear up any confusion as people are starting to post stuff about ADT satellite intensity estimates on Melissa on social media.

>Until we get recon aircraft out onto Melissa overnight tonight, the satellite intensity estimates are way too bullish in this scenario because they’re taking into consideration of the CDO temperature minus the eye temperature and the ADT tends to go a bit too aggressive. But one thing’s for sure is Melissa is more than likely stronger than it was earlier today, but just how much stronger again we won’t know the answer until recon goes out into the storm. Once the next advisory comes out and any recon data comes in I will be posting it here on social media on X.

https://x.com/Weatherunited1/status/1982665053112353272
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>>519991288
More data on eye temps further down the rankings
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>Government updates keep mentioning the shelters being empty, imploring people to use them
is this because landfall is still 10+ hours out?
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Recon flight getting 187 Mph flight-level winds right now, those winds still have to work their way to the surface, but they very likely will in the next few hours.
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>>519991314
True, almost tragic since they did nothing apparently since last year getting brushed by Beryl so they deserve it for their ineptitude.
I hope Jeff is ready to survive.
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>>519991558
>>519991717
I’ve got more data here
Why do chink storms always hog everything?
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>>519990762
small island btw
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>>519991608
I did a-php while Irma was blowing through. Fucking cunt took my patio roof and peeled it up over my house roof like a sardine can. Spooky night. Only had power out for like 23 hours though.
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>>519991608
They're on a budget so they're all just getting high af and wishing they had more duct tape to hold the tin roof on their hut.
Somebody call Jared Kushner and tell him there's a real estate opportunity for Trump Jamaica and it'll present a lot fewer problems than Gaza.
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>>519991536
sheeee blud doobity bop muhfuggin bumbaclot mane
>>519991621
once it makes landfall, yeah
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>>519991746
Surface level is a little over 155 knots but it's important to remember this is the SW quadrant, the NE quadrant is the strong side so far as i'm aware.
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163 Knot Flight level winds
This is faster than Milton, Dorain, or Maria ever recorded at flight level.
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>>519991722
>Go to shelter
>Get murdered
They know.
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Perfect appearance, the whole ring of cloud tops is completely smooth and uniform now.
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>>519991460
There was an anon that said jamaican radio was telling niggers to head for high ground.
They will be good as dead.
>>519991343
Not as bad but we are talking months without power or clean water, people go feral quickly after 3 days so imagine that but niggers stuck on an island.
>>519991763
Hard to know what to trust anymore but they have more wide open ocean so that helps.
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>>519992108
Almost advanced pink soon...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BptNxZ2sE
this nigga has the best current take on pattern
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>>519991938
>>519991945
Mi can get wan link fi dis please
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Pressure was read as 896, you're just going to have to trust me on the calculations. Based off the pressure observed from the plane (at flight level) as it entered the eye.
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How wild would it be if we were to send some bombers to drop cluster munitions directly into the storm?
Nothing against Jamaica, but holy fuck would it surprise the shit out of them. And then nobody tells them and they have to rebuild their infrastructure and Google it to find out.
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What's the strongest they've seen in Jamaica up until now? Do we have any historical data to compare against for how the country might fare?
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>>519992285
I believe it, there's no way the storm isn't sub-900mb right now.
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>>519992285
>Pressure was read as 896
That's what I said in that other thread too.
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>>519992388
Apparently this is the strongest by far, even if it dropped to cat 4 by landfall
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CAMON melissa complete EWRC before landfall
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>>519992388
The worst storm they remember was Hurricane Gilbert in 1988 which hit as a Category 3 with 120 Mph winds. We're in uncharted territory.
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>>519992402
>>519992393
>>519992285
*Only* 902 confirmed by dropsonde
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>>519992493
Well Would of read 896 on the plane
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Montego more like Drowndnegro
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>>519992388
This is looking to be the strongest hurrican in human history
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>>519992285
dropsonde is 903mb
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/pol/ edginess aside, I'm sure we can all agree that we hope no one gets hurt and the damage is minimal.

We're with you, Jamaica.
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>>519992532
I mean no..... by pressure it's still like 20mb off the record, Wind speed is at least 10knots might be more.
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>>519992534
>Update
Yes, but also remember this is 5 MB an hour, it is intensifying at a pretty rapid rate.
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>>519991945
Milton is overrated and looked uggo on ir compared to mel
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>>519989360
That is indeed a vicious storm.
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so is this a something burger or another nothingburger?
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>google earth car has a police escort
kek
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>>519992122
>months without power or clean water
i doubt most people there have a pantry that would last them longer than a week.
>>519992549
nah fuck that, TJD
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its crazy how the bants actually killed the other guy
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>>519992549
They didn't do much to prepare living in a potential kill zone so it is what it is.
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>>519992529
Based, also giving Melissa all my energy
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>>519989911
Is that 878mb? Am I reading that right? This will be devastating.
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>>519991790
did you smoke it? that shit is crack+meth smoked
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>>519992673
It's already one of the strongest Atlantic storms ever recorded and is still intensifying while moving at a snail's pace. It's going to a kill a bunch of reggae weed mons.
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>middle of the night
>pouring rain
>hurricane approaching
>a van stops for a fucking red light on the empty street
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>>519992549
Face it anon, you won't be able to get the good weed for a pretty long time.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Kumbaya, motherfucker.
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>>519992758
It's an estimate based off satellite presentation, actuals based off recon are a good bit higher
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>>519992673
it will be a somethingburger within the next 12 hours.
>>519992734
TJD except for you, anon. i hope you survive and thrive among the chaos and become the local warlord.
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>>519992787
laws are laws you fucking nigger
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>>519992758
see
>>519991687
basically, only aircraft recon can confirm the actual intensity
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>>519992683
>din du's prestegious juice and liquor
God damn it SO CLOSE!
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>>519992820
i prefer shit weed
might as well do hard drugs than 55% rainbow sunshine crack x white widow
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>>519992549
kys faggots, speak for yourself
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>>519992777
Checked this will not be fun for dey island niggers
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>>519992529
Based and beach boys pilled.
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>>519992777
nice digits
i bet it will start dying down and/or change direction tho
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>>519992855
Good goyim
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>>519992787
obey the law.

>>519992831
id be a good warlord too
im giving all of my trashmobs health insurance
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>>519992914
It's right next to Jamaica, and just changed direction to hit the island even more directly. Jamaica is actually fucked.
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>>519992763
No. That's a waste. Yes, it's like meth+crack.
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slowly deteriorating
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>>519992777
From a weather fag stand point this is historic to be able to witness, record book material.
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>>519992920
society cannot function without laws Shartmeet.
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Melissa is now the 9th strongest Atlantic Hurricane ever, based on the latest dropsonde.
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How's the super duper scary nigger death hurricane going fellas? Totally happening for real this time?
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>>519992683
Oh god. All that sheet metal getting ready to projectile like a fucking blender. I just can't.
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>>519988738
Melisa about to wipe the reggae niggers off the map
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>>519992108
Not my proudest fap, but definitely in my top ten faps.
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AS SOON AS I HIT POST THE RAIN STOPPED FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FOID
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>>519993111
Checked
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>>519993088
traffic laws are for faggots.
>t. haven't worn a goybelt for 10 years, run every red I can even during rush hour and am a pro drunk driver
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>>519993146
run forrest, run
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>>519993100
It's still strengthening with 12ish hours till landfall, moving very fucking slowly though north-northeast at 2 mph
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>>519992951
remember, they must fear you to respect you. make an example of anyone who questions your throne.
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>>519993064
Stay strong anon
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IT HAS TURNED!
ON TUESDAY...
11:00 PM EDT Mon Oct 27
Location: 16.6°N 78.5°W
Moving: NNE at 2 mph
Min pressure: 903 mb
Max sustained: 175 mph
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>178 mph nothin personnel
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The landslides are gonna be fucking brutal.
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>>519993234
inshallah they will be put in a dress
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>>519993064
take shelter you cutie
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NHC is forecasting no weakening to landfall.
INIT 28/0300Z 16.6N 78.5W 150 KT 175 MPH
12H 28/1200Z 17.5N 78.3W 150 KT 175 MPH
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>>519993173
well yes, you're indian, you WANT to be killed by big things in violent ways.
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>>519992914
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>>519993281
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I'm having visions of frantic niggers putting sandbags on top of their tin roofs in the irrational hope that it'll hold them in place at this point.
It's just overwhelming because I know it's got to be happening somewhere over there, probably all over the fucking place.
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>>519993281
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OH LAWD HERE SHE COMES!
LAND HO!
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>>519993251
THIS IS ONE THICC DONUT
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>>519993335
I am no demon worshiping hindu dog, you are a comfirmed pussy faggot though. What do you drive bitch?
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>>519993281
Are we going to see houses floating in the river again?
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>>519993461
Would
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>200 mph wind speeds
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>>519993357
They were using cinder blocks, kek.
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>>519993468
What houses?
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>>519993309
only my d*gits have b-en called c*te i am a m@n
im not spam?
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>>519993468
there wont be houses left, fren
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>>519993468
Shacks aren't exactly houses but are there rich fag mansions in places on the island?
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>>519993538
>he's already schizo posting
it's over, isn't it? praying for your soul brother
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>>519993509
Thad's no beminin benis :DDDDD
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Jamaica is going to get obliterated.

>Fort Myers Beach anon
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>>519993251
>still at 175
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>>519993524
Ok, Will we see shacks floating in the river?
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Starting to get nervous bros.... starting to freak out actually.
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>>519993589
robojanny said im spam and cant post
snuck by him with a cardboard box
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>>519993574
Yes, for the moment Either the storm or surviving niggers will deal with them.
https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/jam
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>>519993651
We will see massive bongs floating down da river, mon
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Radio Jamaica (RJR) is opening up the phone lines while there's still infrastructure.
https://rjr94fm.com/live.php
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>>519993660
why the fuck would you freak out unless you were in the impact zone? your flag shows america, not jamaica, you're fine faggot.
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>>519993640
stfu gary faggot
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>>519993353
bro they say that shit every year
guaranteed it will be cat 4 or less by the time it hits
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>>519993710
Gonna see people die and there's nothing we can do. Gonna be a mass death event.
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>>519993640
The pressure went back down from last update.
Go go sub 900!
TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
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>>519993660
why american chad? something you see on a stream?
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the pink cloud tops are turning purple in some places now.
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>>519992310
That's evil.
And hilarious.
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nothing ever happens
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>>519993710
Hillbillies in Appelacia have ptsd from Helene.
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>>519993753
A cat 4 is still a monstrous storm you desensitized faggot
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>>519992549
I for one will open my home to a Jamaican cutie who makes me jerk chicken and beef patties and slides her oiled body against mine
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>>519993708
can't understand a fucking word
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>>519993758
It is what it is. The ocean gives no fucks, just massive amounts of physical violence. Only the sun itself has more power.
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>>519993753
They almost NEVER use that specific kind of language. For them to word it like that is exceptionally rare.
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Dvorak just updated to a raw T # of 8.6.....
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if you get video of me dying i grant you a non commercial license

if you want to know why im like this ask /f1/
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>>519992734
Are you actually from Jamaica or just using a VPN?
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>>519993847
>that is exceptionally rare.
lol no it isnt you newfag
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>>519993753
cat 4 will eat the entire island, cat 5 just means the cat also shits all over the island
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I see a bunch of new listings for multi-million dollar properties in Jamaica and I'm like
>How new is this listing?
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I want to see her big fat rain bands
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>>519988738
Whenever we try to have a nice general, you incel virgins find a way to turn whatever topic into sexualized cartoons.
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Imagine naming a cat Melissa wtf
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>>519993847
>They almost NEVER use that specific kind of language
yes they do lol
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Not looking good for the rasta mons LMAO

https://zoom.earth/storms/melissa-2025/#map=wind-speed/model=icon
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>>519993981
How about her hurricussy?
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>>519988738
>>519988828
What AI is used to make these images?
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>>519993847
>>519993753
And before you say otherwise, here's the archive if you wanna find any specific examples
>https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/data/

>>519993929
Floridafag here, tracking since 2004
Been here since Harvey 2017
Picrel: Otis in 2023

>>519994021
Look it up faggot
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>>519993925
>Are you actually from Jamaica or just using a VPN?
>>519993914
>if you want to know why im like this ask /f1/
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>>519994040
actually this is not worst case, west side is less populated, Kingston is not going to get it all that bad from the looks of things
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>>519994049
>Windy
KYS
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Storm surge is back on the menu
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>>519994099
>Look it up faggot
Pointless to argue, anon
he's like the types we have here in tornado country that go
>its JUST a tornado warning
that get their heads caved in by a 2x4 going 200mph after refusing to take shelter
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>jamaican gyal getting a backazz
>jamaican fucka boy
>come fuck mi nu
just thought i would investigate porn from jamaica on the internet and here are some of the t titles before they wont be able to produce anything for a while.
The jamaican women in the videos have a lot of cream coming from their pussies, its like a yogurt production factory down there. What do they mean by this?
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>>519994254
I know but I still gotta do my due diligence tard wrangling keeping them in check
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>>519993146
MELISSA IS A STUPID ROASTIE FOID
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>>519994207
ittzz windie mon
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>>519994254
>>519994345
Forgot pic
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>>519994330
probably some kind of infection, niggers are disgusting.
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>>519994099
aint looking shit up, kid
been in these happening threads since you were still sucking on your mom's tits. every time they hype these mid storms up.
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Lol the warnings have gotten worse
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>>519994099
Otis was a big boy, shame Patricia didn't hit literal no where.
>>519994207
Calm your tits mate, no matter the app the monke brain sees what it wants.
>>519994234
The real storm surge will be the flash floods down the mountains like Helene.
Totally fucked.
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>>519994083
ChatGPT
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>>519994468
Oh and here I thought it would be sooo easy to look up a single counterexample to call me out, but you are literally talking out of your ass you lazy spic faggot
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>>519994188
How do they get all these predictions from btw?
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>>519994152
>doesn’t answer question

ARE YOU FROM JAMAICA OR NOT
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New thread, please.
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>>519994492
>Entire island of Jamaica gets covered in ~25 inches of rain
Lol what island
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>>519994626
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My name is Melissa
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>>519993753
If it keeps up its slow speed it will rain for 12 hours straight while delivering hurricane force winds to a country that is susceptible to landslides and a bunch of house have tin roofs. This is not like a storm hitting Florida with concrete buildings.
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>>519994468
this shit happens every year, retard. doesn't have to be a cat 5 to make a happening. Katrina was a cat 2 on landfall. you don't know shit, nigger, sit down.
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>>519994696
u cute?
u tryna hit?
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>>519993929
>>519994021
You guys are getting your local weatherman mixed up with the official NHC report.
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>>519994676
So, basically you are saying you are a cat.
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>>519994517
Prompt?
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>>519994738
Hit the coast yes
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OI LADS
NEW BREAD
NOW

>>519994751
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Anyone baking?
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>>519994753
effectively
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>>519994598
DYOR nigga, same shit every year and you fucking yanks get baited every time
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>>519994735
>Katrina
um cat 3 akshually
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>>519994775
Asked them to draw what they think the hurricanes would look like as humans after I copy pasted the Wikipedia “2025 Atlantic hurricane season” summary table from Andrea to Melissa
They only drew the majors (erin, gabby, beaner and Melissa)
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>>519994825
>DYOR
You're telling me to look up something that doesn't exist.
LOL okay nice bait retard
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If I am interpreting this correctly, new readings from the eye are coming imminently
Please call me retarded if I am wrong
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>>519994868
Thanks fren
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>>519995069
You would be correct good anon
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>>519995069
>loitering around
It's so jamaican it's waiting for the cops to look the other way?
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>>519994846
weird, i remember it being cat 2. i'll chalk that one up to alcoholism.
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Soon
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glownigger tranime general
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>>519995852
its my favorite show
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>>519988738
for me, it's Melissa



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