SHITTENING!!!indian "programmers" bring their culture to Japan, immediately cause a shitstorm.mainichi.jp/english/articles/20251128/p2a/00m/0na/007000c
Clearly an act of sabotage, toilets go directly against Indian culture.
>>522466776That's just Japanese welcoming the first batch of 500,000 Indian migrants.
>>522466776Only the Japanese would design a toilet reliant on electricity, short of the water pump to refill
>Hiroshitma
In their apology, they refuse to make any mention of the recently hired indian "programmers," and instead blame a "networking glitch."https://tokyo-haneda.com/information/2025/detail_00052.htmlMakes you wonder why they didn't design it with a fallback or failsafe. Perhaps the new style was designed and tested by indians as well.
>>522466776HOW CAN SHE FLUSH??? HOW CAN SHE FLUSH???
>>522466776Since when do toilets need "programming" anyways?Sounds like a Juicero moment.
>>522466776lol what the fuck is wrong with Japan? Turns out they’re just as cucked as Europe
I think the problem goes a little further back than the shitskins on this one, does a toilet really need software to function? Especially in Japan of all places. I thought be considerate to a fault was their thing.
>>522467304i took a shit in haneda airport in august and the toilet worked just finethough I lol'ed there were signs aimed at Chinese tourists telling them to not squat on the toilet seat
It's almost like shoving computers into goddamn fucking everything is a bad idea or something.
>>522467527Can you explain how the electronics for their toilets work?
>>522466776
>>522467016You seriously stole my image and source from the other thread >>>/g/107361440 , which I posted to prove you wrong and show that "networking glitch" doesn't appear anywhere in their official explanation, to try and bluff here that it actually does? Does your illiteracy know no bounds?
>>522466776>hire visajeets for IT department>electronic toilets don't work>airport becomes Mumbai
>>522467860essentially every toilet has a built-in bidet and dryer. so you press a button and a nozzle starts protruding out of the bowl and then sprays high pressure water into your assholeyou can then activate the dryer but in my experience it's very ineffective - you would have to sit on the throne for like 5-10 minutes for it to truly dry your ass, better to dry with toilet paper. also the dryer has this weird smell to it , it doesn't smell like shit but doesn't smell good either. I don't really see a place for advanced software in the toilets, simply have to coordinate around five buttons and make them activate bidet nozzle, retract nozzle, start dryer, turn off dryer, flush small, flush big. Fundamentally though Japanese cuisine won't give you dirty complex shits, so the bidets are almost unnecessary.
>>522466776It's like we're living in the Metal Gear Solid timeline but the Indians took over the SOP system first and now all the toilets in the world are deactivated.
>2025>He doesn't flush via https>/pol/ trying to justify living in the hydrodynamic porcelain ageJust spin your own yarn and weave your own clothes.
>>522467972So what WAS the cause?
The Indians will be replacing them with Israeli made smart toilets
>>522467972I can't read Japanese. Can you tell me what it says?
>>522466932Remember brother. Scam EVERYONE. Nobody is off limits. Our points are low as of late but I’m sure with our branch in Japan spreading we can pump those numbers up. The North American continent is almost ours.JAI HIND!
>>522467016The thing is. Typically, indian programmers should only raise costs, raise the time needed to do things, and cause minor bugs. For example, taking longer to get something done, or creating problems for others to fix.If indians actually cause problems beyond that, it means the entire thing is rotten, and it's all indian except for some stupid overseer with no technical knowledge, who sees that an indian took 2 months to center a div (because of accumulated tech debt) and thinks, "imagine paying all those hours to japanese devs! we're saving so much money!". So basically they have no quality control, and no overseeing by anyone competent of even the most critical parts of the process.
>>522466776But we were told Indians were brilliant programmers
>>522468561I don't know.
The squats probably still worked. IIRC nips still had them there.
>>522466776>they needed a fucking computer to be able to pull a lever to raise a plastic chainjesus christ
And they said Indians were not needed, its their time to shine.
>>522466776>This is my design
>>522468561They pressed the wrong button on the cookie banner, which caused the cache to be set to not allow flushing.
>>522468561>電気系統の故障Electrical problem.
>>522466776OP is an illiterate shitskin/jeet spreading misinformation to poison the well. you can tell OP is a shitskin because he says "indian" specifically instead of referring to all browns.
>>522471297That says "Electrical system failure." Could've been jeets given the recent migration trends in Japan.
Not a glitch. It was by design. All jeets must die.
>>522472335You really think pajeets want to share their culture in such a forceful way?
>>522466776how much izzat was this one worth
Fuck jeets
>>522468097this nigga wipes dry instead of using water lmao what a dirty animal you ever thought about that crusted shit on your bum
>>522466776"YOU WILL NOT SHIT ON THE TOILET, N YOU WILL BE HAPPY" - jeets
Why does a toilet need to be connected to a digital system.Imagine updating your drivers to flush a poop
Why do Japanses toilets have wiring in them?
>>522473734yeah that's beyond retarded just push the button to flush
>>522473821for the cameras
>>522466932There was no electronic glitch. It was just a bunch of Indians seeing a toilet for the first time in their life.
>>522466776They must have gotten wind of "the day of the flush" and tried to prevent it.
>>522466776>connecting a toilet to the networkhonestly fucking terrifying
>>522466776The computer system governing the toilets was probably transforming into some gestalt A.I super intelligence that was going to wipe out all mankind. The Indians saved us!
Saaar
>>522473734>>522467304Operating the flushes with electronics was just the tip of the iceberg. They’re going to upload your shits to the cloud (Israel) if they’re not doing t already. https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=x7kTv0Pf9uwLp3MA
>>522466776Why are humans so incapable of understanding that Indian Hindu rape rat pedophiles are the Great Filter of humanity, despite endless evidence being produced every day? If we genocided all 2 billion of those Hindu rape rat cockroaches, we could be living among the stars right now. But instead we are busy finding ways to put bandaids over their destruction of civilization, so that child raping pedophile jews can keep filling our countries with them.
>>522472650You're a fucking idiot if you don't think so.
>>522466776indians are trying to ruin another invention by the white man.Why does a toilet need to be connected to a digital system?Imagine having to update your microsoft drivers to flush a poop.Would it be "my toilet," or "this toilet"?Would they own my poop before or after the dump?
>>522466776Izzat glitch powered by something called izzat maybe?
>>522467972the pajeets are hysterical denying the lost izzat!
>>522466776What’s the benefit of digital toilets verses analog?
>>522477870digital ones won't unlock the door till they force you to clean your ass
>>522477914LET ME OUT COMPUSAAR!!!
Imagine the day.>I can't shit because my toilet is being DDoS'ed
>>522467972Oh shit guys the linux admin is here
>>522466932>first batchHoly based. I kneel. Save Japan Raj
>>522466776Why are toilets working on a program instead of mechanical?
>>522468231>Shit in it
>poo in Tokyo : the movie
>>522466776Very sorry saar, I tripped the ethernet cable again.
>>522466776Even though stuff like this has nothing to do with AI, events like this is what will help kill the AI/automation movement. Every glitch, malfunction and error will erode people's trust in technology more and more. Eventually the calls to have this shit regulated or even outright banned will become too loud for governments to ignore. And that's when all these faggot ass techbros will watch their tech companies' stocks crash and they'll go back to being broke nerds.
>>522467153You don't have a programmable toilet? What are you, poor?
>>522466776Get locked out of your frindge because you posted something racistAlso your fridge's giant screen displays ADsWhy does a fridge need a fucking monitor anyway?
>>522482852>>522482836Dire.
>>522466776Why are the toilets computerized?
>>522466776new "Smart TVs" display unwanted ADsthis (allegedly) makes them cheaper for consumersLook it up online before buying a new TV
>>522482928
>>522482956>Get accused of being a racist>The AI locks your toilet lid down as punishment
this is the 3rd nuke we have all been waiting for
>>522482521You will live to see ransomware that stops you from shitting unless you pay them in bitcoin.
>>522466776Arent ainu basically just some sort of jeets? The yayoi masterrace knows how to deal with obnoxious slave workers.
>>522466776>public toilets>glitchingNo way.
>>522466776>See thread title>SHITTENING>Immediately think of filthy street-shitting, shit-eating JeetsT-thanks /pol/, Pavlovian response acquired
>>522467016why are toilet functions connected to a network anyway
>>522466776No one has the technology to deal with this, other than by genocide
>>522466776saar that was bugfix, japan toilet flush shit away in sewer and clean ass for you instead of pumping it out on street and using your hand to wipe so indian feel bloody sad, racist timmies trying to keep indian culture down
>>522482521>toilet spies on your poo so the government can give you a "climate tax" for eating too much meatIt's owari da...
>>522467213Always were, perhaps even more so than Europe.
they say there’s no one skilled enough to do the job but all of the software went from great to dogshit in a decade flat.
>>522466776Why the fuck does a toilet need software updates anyway?
>>522484440shitcoins taken to their logical end.
>>522488590no shit?
>>522466776How does a toilet "glitch"?
>>522466851Kek
>>522466776Jeetcode will cause widespread complex system collapse.
>>522466776>computer glitch>public toilets...clearly, i missed something here...
>>522491529Yeah. Wait until you learn how we (rightfully) refer to Africa
Cucked
>>522466932Bro, that is the scariest thing I've read in my life
>>522466776add it to list of things that don't need to be hooked up to a computer/internet.
Why the fuck would you make an e-toilet tho? Was it wiping their asses for them?I don't know. Maybe it's safer for a public space. Seems crazy to me though.Toilet can operate just fine on mechanical principles alone. Why put a computer chip in it. Why does the toilet need access to google, or a cloud service lmao.
>>522468097The bidet gets your ass soaking wet, so you need to get the bulk of the water off with some toilet paper. You also use that to make sure the bidet got everything. Then you can use the blow dryer, which should take about a minute at that point. I have two of these toilets at home.
>>522468097kinda worried about the cleanliness of that. I mean the thing that shoots water in your butt is in the toilet getting poop particles and pee on it, aren't you shooting a strangers pee and poop into your butt and then breathing the recycled poop and pee air of other men
>>522466776>glitchwhy are the toilets computerized?
>>522496431>Was it wiping their asses for them?Yes, actually
>>522466776Imagine the smell.
>>522475034It's like a pigeon learned to speak- this is what they would say playing chess, when not knowing how to play.
>>522466776>computera in the toilets The future is so lame and gay.
>>522482836
>>522466932KYS FECES
>>522497585You pee in toilet.>Toilet pees back at you.
Why not just do it the old fashion way..
