PREVIOUS >>524023830ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>stand on one foot>what am I, an Olympian????
WHAT IS THAT ACCENT
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
>>524033147faggot
>>524033132Not the best counter either.
>>524033037>>524033132>N
she don't exercise.
Slashing people's tires is a bitch move, nigger. Real men slash throats.
>nigger cop can't do mathI see you
i want to drink somebodies fuckin blood
>>524033240how can it be that high?
>>5240333000.198 aka 2.5x the limit
Fuck the police baka no fun allowed
>>524033300That's not even that much.
sheriff brad cole is a literal retard.
>pretty but illegalwhat did Dan mean by this?
>>524033243Calm down, Nick.
>there are things in this world that are pretty and illegaljust what are you trying to say, Dan...?
where you at?>points
>>524033345>0.198 aka 2.5x the limitThat's a lot!
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>>524033300she'd definitely be well drunk but its not super high
>>524033382>>524033425
lights all over black car, more visible at night, not blue and red strobes nor those ultra bright blinding leds, Christmas in a couple days.what a faggot
>>524033512Officer Grinch is getting coal in his stocking.
>>524033512i've seen cars in my area with similar lighting and they aren't even distracting. tall trucks with ridiculous aftermarket headlamps are more of a nuisance
>>524033425Dan "if it's on the clock, it's on the cock" Abrams#yidsrapekids
down with XmasHAIL SATAN
you guys ready for the new Spongebob movie starring Ice Spicehttps://youtu.be/7yaU0qXlgbo?si=hLmVkxunFrBynBXz
>>524033666>https://youtu.be/7yaU0qXlgbochill with the trackers, satan
>>524033666>spongebob is satanicmakes sense
>>524033666not today, satan
>>524033660>>524033299>i want to drink somebodies fuckin bloodAre you jewish/vamprie?
>>524033717>chill with the tracker
>i HATE joggers
This show is fucking fake. That spongebob shit is because of the new movie and burger has krabby patties
>>524033908mirin'
>>524033951it's called corporate synergy, Dan invented it
>>524033760guiltyXmas is neari get the urge to bite some gullible goyim's neck
hope everyone in berkeley county feels safe
check out this absolute unit keeping the block safe
I fucking hate the kitchen guy in this chase bank ad
>bravo mikeWTF Dan?
>>524034227>everyone get behind me
>>524034138I hope she responds to the scene of one of my many rapes
>>524034381You're supposed to: he's White. That means it's working.
>>524034409>there's still space left
>>524034381These ads are so unrelateable now. People can't afford to renovate their kitchen anymore. Thank god the smart black family was there to talk some sense into the silly white guy.
I fell asleep last night but I saw in the thread officer zogman was unusually dolled up. Is this true?
incident: updated
lol defeated by security
>master duputy tyler perry
Enjoy your gated community where emergency vehicles cannot get in.
>>524034504her hair was exquisite
>fake crying
>>524034504I didn't see it and nobody ever posted any pics.
>>524034532>gates community>full of niggersThere's your answer
>>524034489>Thank god the smart black family was there to talk some sense into the silly white guy.just like in real life
>because something interesting happened, we're not going to show itfuck you to hell you filthy fucking kike
>>524034570The crying is real. They can't collect that dead niggas disability check no mo
>>524034532>gated community>It's full of black people shooting one anotherSo are the gates to keep them in or out?
I remember applying for leases at apartment complexes like this and always getting turned down. They always wanted to conduct multiple interviews, background checks, credit checks, employment history, wanted several recent paychecks, etc. What baffles me is how complexes like this can be so stringent in their tenant standards but still have so many violent, drug addled, unemployed tenants.
prisons are gated communities
>>524034532I was cleaning out my deceased grandfather's condo when I overheard a resident tearing into a door dash driver because he was unable to get past the door to the building which requires a fob to open
>>524034646The lease is under the one nigger that actually has good credit and no criminal history. Then the other 30 niggers move in.
>>524034646>tenantslike most of them are on the lease ...that's why we can't have nice things anymore
>>524034504i thought she looked nicer than usual. better makeup, hair looked nice.>11:30dan right on time with the last half hour commercial blitz
toombs is allowed in the ethnostate.
>>524034489feminized White guy who's excited about decorating, not sports, work, women, etc. now they only cast White guys in ads who are ugly, fat, bald, and/or skinny with narrow shoulders. now that you know, you'll notice.
>>524034646Niggers and spics tend to have terrible guests all the time or people living there not on the lease who are pieces of shit. Like anon says one to get in then they let their shitty family and friends come around to fuck things up.
>yay>drugs!Anyone know what the story is with these packaged weed packs? They're all from China, right? >it comes in a bag labeled 'powerball'>cop makes a remark that they 'hit the jackpot'Kek
>>524034646i'm guessing the govt picks up the check, no? or they get some other kind of incentive? or maybe the landlord is cheap and won't spend on maintenance and they're the only folx who will live in low-quality complexes?
>>524034739i liek drugz
>>524034810Im pretty sure you can buy all these drug bags online then the dealer puts their own shitty weed inside
>>524034848Old fucks on government assistance are some of the worst They too will have people live with them who are criminals and disruptive
>hi curtis
>missing teen>blackDon't care>maleshit son you're on your own
this racist segment prompts me to bail every time
Shrek is back
>>524034504best i can be assed to capture.>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9w4674bit after 17 mins in
>some missing nigletI sleep
>>524034952
He looks retardedProbably got groomed on discord or some shit
>held against his wheel
he's got that bulbhead shape
>video game shirt I guarantee you he met some guy on roblox who turned him inside out
>>524034943He dead lmao
>nigga has an accent
>>524034988gettin' his black buck bussy blown out by internet groomers rn, many such cases
>>524035038I respect actual African blacks more than American niggers
the fucking jaw on this guy
>>524034943>Black animefag kid Why the fuck are niggers becoming more and more soft in America than in Africa itself?
>>524035038I wonder if ICE got him.
haven't seen that faggot stella in a while, probably buck breaking jafet in it's basement
trespassing on humanity?
>>524035080Anime black guys aren't that bad. It would be good for everyone if all blacks were the Naruto type.
>>524034961Thank you. I appreciate it. She doesn’t usually do it for me but, man, I’d probably submit to one of her famously ungentle penis inspections.
>>524035142
>>524035065You're naive my boyYou deal with enough Africans you'll realize there is no better between the two variants just differences to how awful they are
Holy shit wheeling is poor. Might be worth it anyway to live with White people.
>>524035216Isn't most of West Virginia like that? Ghost towns everywhere.
>>524035283yeah everyone is fat and poor
this nigga high as fuck
>>524035216I swear there was a time in this country when ‘low income’ and ‘high crime’ were not as strongly correlated
>possession with intent to distribute with a handgunwew
>>524035211I said I respected them MORE, so like 40% respect vs 10%
Any other questions?>I didn't have any weed
>what kinda wallet do you have?>it's a wallet.
>>524035406>>524035429>but i didn't have breakfast
>>524035309everyone eating taco bell
Long break ahead. Be well. Already missing you guys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKMtZm2YuBE
>>524035491see you in 2026
>>524035491It's only 2 weeks. We'll be back in Toledo with the lesbians and Heather Smith
>>524035482i never did get that taco bell...
Have a Merry Christmas everyone!
>>524035555you got dem quadz tho
I enjoy when they have puns for the crime description. >we like to have fun in this police department
>when the cultural appropriation complainers culturally appropriate blonde hair
>>524035587>where did you learn to fly
don't go to clear choice, apparently it's a vetgot it
Have a safe and merry Christmas everyone.ESPECIALLY YOU DAN SINCE I KNOW YOU HATE HEARING IT
>>524035538fanfic
>>524035587>Did I ever tell you how I got dem scars?
see you niggers in 2 weeks
>>524035674he's going to use his vile jew sorcery to attack your credit score now
Merry Christmas everyonesee you in just TWO MORE WEEKS
pretty good ep overall. have a good christmas and new year everyone
Fitting that Dan ends the year on a pursuit to nowhere
>comes back in 2026>cop is still driving
>>524035733>german stevethis one was kino thanks for the webm <3
>happy ha— happy holidays!Lol
>dan says merry christmasBUCK BROKEN
>>524035777kek and checked
>>524035829The back of dans head burned when he said that
>>524035829he's hedging his bets
You think they're having a Christmas party at the studio?
>>524034227it might be sad but the best thing to do for a unit like this is tip over his chair and leave him on the floor
>>524033037I kno im late, just wanted to say that wigger mutt mix is why you dont have mixed kids. Abomination.
>>524036508it had to be said
>>524036750Kek, I'm just imagining the couple from the chase commercial where the cuck husband is thinking about the kitchen counter and his wife is sitting cross legged because she's overwhelmed with her vaginal order.
