Why don't you join the army?
>>525927229I'm pretty fucking retarded, but not that retarded
>>525927229Renamon plushie thread died for THIS???
>>525927229>he has a choice
>>525927229because i'm already in command of clear-ops.
I did. Got deployed to Iraq twice. Survived, but just barely. But it gave me money to go to college. And so now I have a cushy wfh job, no student loans, and get a FAT disability check every month.
>>525927229I was 18 in 2002. We were forced to take the ASVAB after 9/11. I scored 97th percentile. Recruiters were blowing my phone up nonstop. I didnt understand the Israel connection at the time, I just wasn't dying in the sand half way across the world
sounds too much like work (something I will never do)
I wish I did but I’m 32 so I kinda missed the boat.
>>525927229Because I don't support the direction my country is facing. Plus I'm lazy and it's scary. Just conscript gangbangers into a suicide squad type thing.
>>525927629>32you could do logistics or coding.
>>525927767>I don't support the direction my country is facingis it because you're retarded?you should feel blessed to be alive during a transition from republic to empire.it doesn't happen very often.
>>525927229Because I’m mid 40s and too old to become an officer.
>>525927229I'm too old and out of shape. I'm36. Maybe if things fell apart five years ago instead of now. Joining the military is the male equivalent of, "Fuck it, I'm gonna be a stripper."
>>525927229I would fight against Chinese in Latin America and TaiwanNot fighting for Israel or Europe thoughFuck them bothThe only threat to the US is ChinaRussia is threat to EuropeIran is a threat to IsraelFight your own wars fags, its not like you would help us against China.
>>525927229My best friend did this in highschool (11b, army infantry)Outside of the free college he got afterwards, he told me it would’ve been better if he had just wage slaved it as a tradesman apprentice of something for those 4 years instead I almost enlisted too (but as a biomedical MOS) but decided to go to college instead. He told me he regrets not going to the same uni as me at that time. His “friends” in the army weren’t really that great and officers sucked dick, based on what he told me
>>525927229i already served, best time of my life
>>525927981I think technically I could still do anything other than marines and seals but the early life benefit of a stint goes away as you get older. 22 year old army officer is a compelling early career and it helps you out long term. 32 year old army officer is not.
>>525928367you'll still get massive pay boosts once the war goes hot.sitting in a remote location just typing shit in assembly.
>>525927229Real chads don't join the army. The army joins them.
>>525927229I'm too old for the Army or Marines, but I might try for Air Force OTS if tensions with China keep heating up. I have a bachelor's in Mandarin, but I'm not ethnically Chinese so no risk of me becoming a spy unless they Swalwell me with some sideways cooch.
>>525927229The only country Gen Z and A wants to invade is Israel
>>525927229Because I don't like kikes.
>>525927981>>525928452>>525928367Im personally shipping off in two months for basic, I am going in as army intel... unless you are specifically Cyber as enlisted, there is 0 chance you are "just coding" in a remote location. You have very little idea what you're signing up for in that case.>LogisticsEvery retard and their mother thinks this is a good job I have only heard that its total crap from people who left. Logistics got blown the fuck up in GWOT. I know people's dads and brothers who got KIA and wounded doing Logi in the middle east. Do not go Logi if you are smart. Same with any "Mechanic" or non-combat physical trades related position. Absolutely do not go CBRN or Firefighter either, you will get cancer and hate your job also.If you seriously want those bullshit jobs go for an infantry related job instead.If you are smart go Army, Navy or AirForce Intel --> Signals/Cyber or if you have a 4 year degree go Officer route.
>>525927229I was already in the Marines.
>>525929238Logistics is also largely filled with niggers.
>>525927229I got involuntarily committed for being a too based.
>>525928452I already have a good job though, at least on paper. I really wish I had that early career biography boost. It doesn’t hit the same anymore. >>525929238I have a degree. I would never enlist.
>>525928290zogbot
>>525930047Officers do more administrative work than anyone else. The higher in rank, the more admin and leadership duties they have.Just know that they do not have desk jobs, atleast most of them. They have to be present in the field too. I had a friend go officer and he tells me how it is. Its not like the other anon said where you'll be in isolation somewhere on your own.
>>525930909It’s also an objectively better job. But my brother was an enlisted green beret and sometimes I fantasize about trying out for special forces just to get a sense of adventure and escape the mundane like he did.
>>525931000Look up "Special Forces officer pipeline"Its hard, like the enlisted SoF pipeline but the way they filter applicants is rougher.Good luck going that route if thats what you want, it could be worth it though.
>>525927229Fuuuuck off recruiter scum (and race traitor), how about you go die first to a drone if you're so keen for White men to die?
>>525931316I know. You can’t even go until you’ve been in for 3 years which is too long for me. I’d only do it as enlisted, which I probably won’t. I’m only saying I think about it. It would be cool but it’s just not smart. I have to just accept that I should’ve done it at 22 but didn’t and now I missed the boat.
>>525927229I’m not gay.
>>525927229Kek I tried but got rejected due to "problems with authority" or some shit.Funnily enough my English tutor at that time was a proffesional soldier that gave English lessons on the side and she told me exactly what answers to choose during my psychological evaluation xD
>>525931000>But my brother was an enlisted green beret and sometimes I fantasize about trying out for special forces just to get a sense of adventure and escape the mundane like he didYou'll be covering up friendly-fire incidents and countless Israeli-planned murders of your own troops while bribing pedophile warlords with trafficked children, and you'll get 10+ years in Leavenworth if you dare speak out to anybody about it for your entire lifetime. The best part is, even if you die heroically in glorious battle, they'll tell everybody you clumsily tripped over a rock and snapped your own neck during training in Alabama.
>>525927229I'd rather be Jody than marry a stripper and take out a 20% APR loan on a base Mustang.
>>525927229>Why don't you join the army?Fear of sexual harassment.
>>525927229I did. It was compulsory. If nothing else it makes me care more about avoiding war because if we do end up in a conflict i'll be the one getting droned and end up in a webm on /pol/
>>525931467>I should’ve done it at 22 but didn’t and now I missed the boat.I'm 25.I went to MEPS last month with 30 and 40 year old dudes.Geezers were sitting in my recruiting station.Average age of applicants in my pool I was talking to was 22-27.We all agreed, we felt like this was our last shot to get in before we get too old for this shit. I guess that feeling of "what if I joined" is pretty common.
>>525931601Nah. He told me and showed me what they did. It was just a lot of cool trips and fun training, some security detail for VIPs, training missions.
>>525931769Compulsory service isnt even the "real military" in your country so I've heard.
>>525927229I'm in my 40s. If I had known how shit civilian life would be I would have joined and got a comfy Military role when I was in my teens and milked it dry.
>>525931903I’m not saying I’m technically too old to do it per some physical limitation or formal requirements. I’m saying I’m too old to get that biographical boost that I would’ve got at 22. It just no longer makes sense ya know? I feel like that window closes at around 28/29. Once your age has a 3 in front of it, people no longer think it’s cool or good. They think “ what went wrong” and they always think if you as someone who did what you did before not as a military man. That’s my thoughts anyway. I have a good job. I’m just so bored in my life man and have those regrets.
>>525932008Exactly. I would’ve joined at 22 and not left until I was a Major.
>>525927229Experimental vaccines forced
>>525927229I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper
>>525927229im too fat and cant pass the ged
>>525931934Sure he did, Hymie. Did he also tell you that Pat Tillman said "hi?"
>>525927229You need to be stupid to do it.
>>525927229why don't you?
>>525927229Because they don't allow me to shoot at the enemy
>>525927229I’m not white.
>>525927229Pretty sure you have to love jews or be brown to join the US Army nowadays.
>>525927229and look like that retard?
>>525927229i don’t fight wars for jews
>>525932187Yeah, this too. >force lethal vaccines on troops, prematurely ending not only their lives, but their entire bloodlines. >Trump gets back in, eliminates vaccine mandate>(You) join the U.S. military>Trump causes Republicans to hemorrhage votes and lose the next election because he loves Jewish pedophiles more than his "fellow Americans">Democrats win the next election>first thing President Newsom and Vice President Kelly do is reinstate the COVID vaccine mandate to military personnel>second thing President Newsom and Vice President Kelly do is bring back DEI, trannies, furries all back into military while mandating briefings about White Christian extremism>Trump shrugs on his way out, says "sorry guys, but in 8 years when J.D. Vance wins the election, we'll see if we can do something about those vaccine mandates!"
>>525927229The Bundeswehr are nigger loving queers. I had a job interview thereI'm not going to work for the enemy
>>525932129just join the green berets which is joinable up until the mid 30's and you'll be cooler than the majority who joined straight out of highschool
>>525932129>Once your age has a 3 in front of it, people no longer think it’s cool or good. They think “ what went wrong” and they always think if you as someone who did what you did before not as a military manI really don't think normgroids think this much.I work with a bunch of normies right now and none of them give that much of a shit about other's trajectory.>I’m saying I’m too old to get that biographical boost that I would’ve got at 22I think you didn't do it because you didn't want to.It's much less for other people to be impressed by as it is for you, because you should want to do it. Moreover, most people going into the military are not doing it for their image, they are going in because they want to. In this way, I don't think you fit so I'm happy you're good with your job because I would not want a leader that just does shit for himself to look good.>>525932187They removed that requirement in 2024 because the recruitment numbers were falling too low. I have a friend who refused it with his wife and they got out years ago. They had to speak face to face with a 2 star general over refusing the vaccine. If they pull shit like that again while I'm in I'm 100% taking the same course of action.
Too old now.Tried when I was young, but never could pass the fitness test. Not fat, but never been able to run fast. I'm sure I would have ended up at a desk job anyway.
>>525927229I we have an actual career and I don’t care about America
>>525932979How fucking slow do you run? The fitness test isn’t testing if you run fast kek, it’s just making sure you can run at all, it’s like 16 mins to run 2 miles. Most people can walk a mile in 7 mins ffs.
>>525932129>I feel like that window closes at around 28/29I want to add, most SoF dudes are in their 30s. It's an old man's game.>>>/k/64735968
>>525932909>Moreover, most people going into the military are not doing it for their image, they are going in because they want to.They're going in because the Jewish corporate leadership gave all the jobs to their pet Jeets, leaving Americans no option but to risk their lives joining the military. This is disgusting, it is genocide, and nobody should enable and support the system that rigged their entire lives against them. Even the military industrial complex gave countless jobs to Jeets. The same corporations who profit from the murder of Americans, don't hire Americans and lobby to send them to their deaths. These aren't even American corporations anymore, but global corporations with allegiance only to the Jews who run them, that wave the American flag only when they can hustle tax breaks from the blackmailed pedophiles in the U.S. Government. They are accessories to treason. They are the enemy, not whatever foreign dictator they're wagging their finger at.
>>525933190So why do the Jewish Redditors from /k/ insist on trying to recruit from here, when they already have an /meg/? Do they seriously believe they're gonna get any bodies to die for Jewish pedophiles?
>>525933319>Jewish corporate leadership gave all the jobs to their pet JeetsI'm going in soon and I am leaving my job to go in.I'm also leaving my old life behind.NEETing is gay I was a NEET for 5 years it sucked.Getting a job really isn't that difficult, I'm just bored with life.>>525933451Robert?
>>525931990That's the dumbest thing I've heard. Why would it not be real?
>>525933538Go ahead, I'll be the Jodie who opens your Jewish wife up like a Christmas present. I even keep a little plastic Christmas tree to tickle her nipples while your half-Black son plays X-box in the living room. When she calls me an animal in the bedroom, she means it, because there's no fruit more forbidden than sex with a nonhuman Goy!I don't even need lube because of my foreskin. She likes to nibble on it and chew it like bubblegum.
>>525933845Isn't there a massive difference between Conscripts vs Professionals?
>>525928042>you should feel blessed to be alive during a transition from republic to empire.>transition LOL. LMAO EVEN
>>525927229There's no war to fight and the pay is shit and you can't smoke weed
>>525933920>spelling Jody wrong>my jewish wife>half black sonThis really sounds like a self report lil bro.I'm not the kike in your made up cück fantasy, faggot.
>>525927229*taps sign*
>>525927229Here it is! Get ready for the recruitment spam now that they want wars. Tap the sign.
>>525934004Both work when they have something to believe in, something to fight for. Unfortunately, there is nothing left to believe in or fight for in America.You're basically a mercenary with none of the benefits that actual mercenaries get. Serving in the U.S. military is being a thieving nigger for Judeo-corporate pedophiles while not getting paid well, having to take experimental vaccines, having to take orders from complete dipshits, zero freedom, with none of the cool gear that actual mercenaries get to use. Serving in the U.S. military in today's America, you're basically a prisoner who has been offered the choice to fight or starve. Who in their right mind would willingly do that rather than just steal food to eat?
>>525934004The only difference would be some "professionals" got combat experience in Afghanistan. They helped train us. Compulsory service is regular army training. Learn to shoot, move as a squad, throw grenades, survive outside in a tent in the snow, the usual. It's 2 months basic training followed by 9 months in whatever you end up specializing in. Then we do 1 week exercises every year until we're 45 years old or so. I have 10 years left.
>>525934441Red team go, sir
>>525934611>norwegian males get put in reserve drill until they are 45 motherfucking years oldWow. And the lazy faggots in this country unironically think 8 years reserve commitment is a long time.Never talking shit about norway again. I have a new respect for you guys.
>>525934573That's a lot of words, can you please dumb it down for my stupid american brain?
>>525927229I already lost two toes to diabetesdon't want to lose the rest to IEDs or drone strikes
>>525934838>Jew wandering to American discussion board to recruit for the U.S. military, then call Americans "lazy faggots" for not wanting to die for Jewish pedophilesI just don't get it. Are you deliberately trying to discourage Americans from enlisting? I can't tell, because your approach is a lot like what a Jew would actually consider being persuasive.
>>525934838Thanks. I'm just glad I'm not an officer. They have to keep going until they're 55, lol.
>>525927229I’m not going to go kill Europeans and freeze to death for the jews. I’m also medicaly ineligible so you can’t even draft me haha
>>525935026>You're not allowed to talk about enlisting or serving on /pol/!>NEVER!!>If you talk about the military, you are JEWISH>Also a CüCK>Don't EVER talk about the military on my SAFE SPACE BOARD>Oh, Ukraine and Russia? They get a pass they can talk about their military all day>USA, garbage country!!!! (even though I live in it) SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE US YOU STUPID CAPITALIST PIG DOG
>>525927229Everyone I knew that did came back fucked up unless they were smart with multiple degrees.
>>525933137>it’s like 16 mins to run 2 milesYeah. And I've never been able to run that fast. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I've never been able to get my 5k time below 30 minutes.
>>525935224>go die for Israel goyimKys faggot
>>525927229i did. i fought nazi ukrainians, got injured, went home, now im drinking and playing stardew valley and fallout.
>>525935551I will continue to type/talk about my experience enlisting/serving until I'm dead.Regardless of you retards wishing to read it or not.You allow literal third world shitholes like Ukraine, Russia, India, Pakistan, to talk on this site about serving in the military but you cry like a little bitch whenever someone mentions serving in passing.The truth does not fear investigation. The truth also doesn't give a shit about a conversation that you do not personally like.
>>525932129Why do you care what others think of you?
>>525934573Nothing wrong with joining there just aren't many worthy adversaries and the people we should be fighting are within our borders. At this point in time a border patrol enlistment would be far superior in terms of actually fighting for a righteous cause.
>>525927229ahjahahhahHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAM A K EM E
>>525927229Fuck that, I did a single contract in the Air Force and got the same benefits without getting murdered in Fort Hood lmao. I regret not joining the Reserve afterward though, actually I was planning on calling the recruiter tomorrow.
I did. In Canada. In 2010.
>>525927229I am better armed, better equipped and better trained than the average french soldier.
>>525937609Now this I can get behind. There is one major pressing issue, though, and that's how many of 'em are former IDF or dual-citizens. Because we already know what Israelis think of Goyim, and America is a nation of Goyim. Anyway, as you stated, the smart move would be to defend America on American soil.
>>525927229I'm not a crook, a perjurer, a usurper, a deserter nor a traitorsimple as, really
>>525938785What the fuck are you talking about?The amount of Israelis in ICE is probably in the single to double digits max.Retarded delusional babbling from someone who never goes outside.Do you even believe the bullshit you're saying?
>>525927229>Why don't you join the army?Not dying for Israels interests Just not gonna do it
>>525940030
Considered it. Then my sister caught word of it and told me I'm welcome to crash at her place for however long I need.
>>525940435So you fuck your sister now is what I'm picking up?
>>525940849No, just she bought a house and has no boyfriend or anything, she's married to her career and all this modern woman bullshit
I'm in the neet division, 3rd degree armchair warrior.I'm doing my part
>>525927229I'd love to. What good does the army do for the world? I'm assuming they do something useful
>>525940927sad, both ways.
