PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
sup niggers?!
I have a feeling tonight is gonna be lit with the warm weather
TYB, and good evening gents.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>First Shift updatesCurtis, Rizzo, and Sticks in the studio again>Florida end of show, woman asleep behind the wheelFailed field sobriety tests, arrested for DUI, dog picked up by the husbandShe wasn't driving, but since the car was capable of moving (keys, etc) it was considered DUI>Baton Rouge shootingEverybody in stable condition with non-life threatening woundsIt was over a woman, somebody tried to defuse the situation, somebody started blasting>Neighbor crashed into fenceCharged with vandalism, DUI, leaving scene of an accidentNo security camera footage because he ripped the camera off the fence>Daytona Beach, claimed to be Danny Brown's dadDanny Brown himself is in Orlando this weekendConfirmed it was his dad, dad comes down for bike week oftenHe's in Orlando with his mom, separated since '84Made a joke about Danny Brown always smelling weedDad did 21 years in the Air Force
>>530163395TYB and good evening anons
Anyone know when they actually film these segments for the pre-show?
>>530163836Thanks for the updates anon. I was curious about the Baton Rouge shooting.
>>530163994AFAIK, they are previously aired segments.
>>530164078I used to assume the same until I started watching them, and 90% of it is footage I haven't ever seen
Hey frens
>>530164133Same, I was just going off a real memorable scene where a drunk bitch in Vegas climbed a tree and pissed on officers below that I had previously seen live.
>>530164328My theory is they continue to film for a while after they're live and just edit them for first shift
bros what do you do when a mentally ill old lady won't leave you alone when you have clearly told her to please leave you alone? fucking last time I ever talk to a faceless fb profile from the local community page. haven't blocked number yet (because I want a record of the craziness) but she keeps sending occasional texts and calls.
>>530164666Satanic check, better just keep fucking with her with those digits. Post screenshots here also.
>>530164606Could be. I wanted to make sure the dog got home OK in the last segment with the drunk woman. That would be worth a watch later.>>530164666Tell her you have completed your time travel device and are assembling a team.
morning gents
>>530164761kek no. she might actually be satan. I'm almost certain she's a straight up borderline personality. If she won't stop bugging me, i'll block the number. but should I grab a restraining order just in case?
>>530164666Send her a picture of a diseased Indian micropenis. Tell her to prepare bobs and vagene
>>530164974Aww sheit, dis whyte boi know how to cook with SOVL!!!
I am a retard. What is the stream site again. Pls help a fren.
>>530164974Oh Lawd?Oh Lawry's!
>>530165357https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
>>530165505Thanks. Couldn't remember the site.
smashley
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>530165587I want her to mace and cuff me
Which new Applebee's plate do you want anon? I'm going for the Big Easy burger, hopefully they can still put it in a bowl of melted cheese.
>>530165865
>ain't dindu NUFFIN
>>530166173
>>530166262kek never gets old
>>530166044Very nice.
fellas i couldn't post the previous 3 episodes cuz i was on the road and phone posting wasn't even an IQ test it was psychological torture so i went cold turkey now im back you'll be glad to knowi still hate Dan
>>530166335Captcha won't even load on my phone anymore
>>530166335>i still hate DanThis is all that is important. He's a real pos.
>>530166044
>>530166335the more you post theyll start to show you easier captchas >finally escaped impossible mode.they're clearly trying to prevent newfags from coming here
>>530166434>they're clearly trying to prevent newfags from coming hereGood. For once I agree with the jannies
>>530166434>>530166518The best part is that bots can't solve it either, unlike previous shitty captcha methods. I couldn't get AI to solve the recent mindfuck shit.
>>530166434>>530166596The easier captcha thing must be real. Mine are retard level, and I can still solve them even though I've been retardmaxxing.
>>530166596i think the bots can do it just fine. the entire catalog is fucking spam now. unless it really is all jeets and jidf.
>>530166842>unless it really is all jeets and jidfGrim but true>>530166838They're so fucking easy now. Just don't clear your cache. Mine now are literally just find the square when the other two are circles, and it only askes twice.
this better be good
i need to gauge OPL pretty sure there's zero crossover to the cringe spam faggots but wouldn't be surprised either waywe don't have any regulars here who simped for this dumb bitch, or do we?
>>530166965that's where I'm at as well. no more strings of diamonds and circles. i could never figure out what the pattern was. Maybe Im an NPC...
>>530167138>BLM>Stop Asian Hateretard alert
Start with a cutie pie.
>>530167157The trick to those seemingly unsolvable puzzles was just the counts of each item. One selection has a different count than the others.
>>530167138she looks just awful. oy vey
>>530167295Some of you guys are really pathetic
>>530167319i thought it was an orientation thing. never thought to count each piece. at quick glance they looked mostly similar
Why don't they have sticks set up if they're expecting him wtf
It is a fun show when multiple people get shot?
>>530167261>>BLM>>Stop Asian Hate>retard alertThat popped out to me to. The only ones who bash asians are black lives.
>>530167430>multiple niggers
>aw sheeit, yo ass finna take a muhfuggin doodoo? >yo black ass gooht to go den Fucking niggers
>>530164606>My theory is they continue to film for a while after they're liveThat's probably trueAfter all, they film during the week and show some of that stuff during the show, so it's likely they just have the film crews out there for 4-6 hours a day, and on Friday/Saturday they keep going late
>>530167138>4/10 hapa with face piercings and tattoosNah, I'm good.
>>530167465Are abbos crime machines for you guys like our nigs? Or do they just rama rama and stick to themselves?
Holy smokes, they have the entire department on this incident
My butthole fell off.
>>530167558look up alice springs
>>530166415same. the prove you're human thing reloaded repeatedly.
This retarded roastie cop is, no surprise, a terrible driver, and keeps looking for others to blame for her retarded driving.
Hell yeah bros, got my low-cal eggs ready for the big show!
>>530166838>retardmaxxinghow u do that?
>>530167369Apologize to Riddle, you were not familiar with her big ass.
>>530167664Being retarded is based. I bet she has a wrangler and someone makes her pancakes.
God damn, they got every cop in SC there
>SENOR>MANOS ARRIBA>POR FAVOR
There's like 20 cops there, lol
>>530167720>That feel when on liquid diet tonight and clear liquid diet tomorrow
>>530167558>stick to themselves>drink heavily on government handouts>run absolute riot, arrested>get released thanks to government gibs to kike lawyers>repeat in perpetuityaverage abbo life
Cocaine or weed?
>>530167720Those deviled eggs look terrible
>ESCUCHA ME
>>530167720Bro eats 2 dozen eggs with no yolk
>>530167760>There's like 20 cops there, lolAnd a shitload of cars on the highway stuck behind this retardation
>>530167737Speaking of tards, has anyone heard from /ourtard/ lately? oh, is this beaner a tard or is the lady cops spanish just gibberish?
This black lady Spanish is giving me an aneurysm
>>530167720>eggs with no yolk
Even sheboons speaking in Spanish’s do it with a sassy black woman attitude
A FAT SPIC
This spic is fucking deaf
>>530167728Do stuff like the guy in this truck and hope to be wrangled.
>>530167720I think I ate too many of these now I feel funny
wtf is even happening?
>>530167720
>>530167832So like our native injuns
this beaner has the cops completely mind broken
>>530167753Why do we have to put up with retarded assholes in this country who can't even speak or understand English enough to communicate with law enforcement? How is this even allowed?If I were in charge I would just shoot anyone who didn't understand English. Problem solved and a bunch of assholes who refuse to learn the language would self deport, too.
Just fucking approach, you got 20 cops there
pull him out
how many cops does it take to remove one spic from his truckthe show
>>530167832>stick to themselvesthat makes them degenerate, not dangerous, correct?
>>530167261>>530167328>>530167527cool....OPL is the least shilled general with the best regulars
Anyone else hear that tire screeching?
Spics are retardedYou add alcohol to the mix they're omega level retards
>>530167862Her Spanish is gibberish. It's close but she's using words wrong and has a terrible accent
>>530167966>If I were in charge I would just shoot anyone who didn't understand Englishif i were in charge i would shoot anyone with a brown accent
>>530167970If you had to put a dollar value on all the police resources dedicated to this one guy, what would it be? 250k?
>>530168008No, nobody heard it.
>the sound of cans of beers falling out
>>530168008yup. probalby woman driver rubber necking
>modelo cans clanking
Sassy black woman joking about putting the dog in the truck… Let’s talk about how funny it was when the fur missiles were deployed back in the 50’s and 60’s on your nigger asses.
>extracted him out
>>530167966I agree, it should be a requirement to know english to get a DL>>530167970It drives me nuts watching them be such pussies in a huge group knowing if I was with my zogbot bros we'd just walk up as a pair and rip him out of the truck
>>530168005they drink together only long enough for someone to get upset about something and the violent rampage begins
>>530168023I don't like her but her Spanish was completely understandableHe's just drunk and retarded
>>530167928>So like our native injunsThat was my guess, not so bad as niggers.>>530167999>how many cops does it take to remove one spic from his truckChecked, did anybody catch what they want him for in the first place?
>>530168067This is why you can never take the left seriously. They WILL do everything they say they are against.
>>530168061NO ES MI CERVEZA
>>530168126>Checked, did anybody catch what they want him for in the first place?shooting suspect
Not taking all of Mexico in the 1840's was a mistake.
>>530168126He was a suspect in a shooting
Ok, it's over, now stop standing around jawboning and go bust more perps
>>530168067Are you sympathizing with the spic?
>>530168023I thought her Spanish was fine. But I'm white, so...
holy fuck there's like 30+ cops there
>>530168167>>530168178Thanks guys.
>>530168210Why would they move on when they can continue to fuck up traffic?
>no canine bite, unfortunately, but we got a long night to go
>It's not the feet that are gonna kill youYou sure about that?
>>530168102>>530168254It was meh. She should've said abre la puerta ahora, she was saying something like abre la puerta a horita. I'm white also though so I'm just going off what I learned in college Spanish class 20 years ago
>>530168126All right, so this started as a call for North Charleston. We got information that he struck the troll car. What he was doing is, had an AL he had an AR and was holding out the window, and he was shooting it, and 1 of 1 of their officers saw it and attempted to stop it, at that point. The vehicle pursuit began, which decided to end almost to Berkeley. He spoke English, he also spoke Spanish. He understood English immediately. Just decided not to exit the car. The good thing is, they were able to get the AR out of the truck and get that safe out of the way, and they got him into custody, which, you know, it's a good night. No, no canine bite. Unfortunately, but you know, we got long night to go
>>530168239I don’t give a fuck about the orange soda fat burrito beaner, just pointing out the irony of some nigger bitch joking about putting the dog in the truck to fuck someone up white Mexican fucking Asian dude when if it was a nigger driving the car it would be recorded and considered a fucking war crime in the media.
>>530168254I don't know much but she was comprehensible enough for that fat faggot to get out of the truck.Despite what movies and shit portray language Spanish is not one of those where you easily mix up words with homophones to say something wild.
Imagine when Dan's wife visits the studio and sees those 3 studs and then on the way home Dan has to remind her he's rich and they're not, tho Styx does well.
>>530167862>>530168023>>530168102>Arguing over how ((good)) someone's spic speak is In case anyone needed proof /pol/ is all brownoids now.
Bet this fuckin pig tickets people for using their phones driving
>D'tron
>>530168359Spanish is one of those languages where despite different dialects they still understand each other so a small difference wouldn't have had him confused. Mexicans are some of the worst drunks they're blackout drunks of a high tier.
join us old school frens at the cytube watch partycytu be/r/jewsdidthis2
>the nogs police dog is a shitbull
>>530168437Im as White as it gets and know almost zero espanol if that cheers u up.
>>530168437>Being mad others are learned
>>530168425>Dan>wife
>>530167927Almost as good as the /k/ autist and his supply of Matsui primate lab blocks. >all the nutrition needed for your entire genera
>>530168521What ever happened to schloopy dog jewsdidthis didn’t he get arrested or something?
ugh, i know, it's just i'm not gonna buy it is all
>>530168742But did you try the Big Arch
>>530168666Demonic tranny digits checked. kys
Maybe a dog will still get a chance to bite a nigger.
>>530168704And daughters, supposedly. Maybe before he discovered his one, true self.
AR's are so gay you cant even get any quantity of M995 AP
Good boi!
Cinema!
>>530168742That fat nasty burger is $16, fuck that.
I’m not fightin brooooooOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE AHHHHAHHHHAHHHH
UUUUUUUGH
>AHHHHHHHHHH
>>530168875>Maybe a dog will still get a chance to bite a nigger.DeliveredGoddamn I love hearing that high-pitched scream of pain
>>530168843Brother, you're being negative when these thread are about relaxin' and making fun of criminal low lives.Take it easy my dude.
Owned, dumb nigger
Did any of you see the first 5 min of first shift? I only watch the intro since all the rest is reruns but tonight they had Danny Browns dad down at bike week saying he wanted to kick Danny’s ass since he never returns calls/texts and they had Danny Brown come on with his mom and confirmed that it actually was his dad at bike week?
>>530168888The numbers, anon.
The screams are very satisfying
>>530168875Good call, quicker than I expected. Nothing better than the scream of terror when the dog is getting a taste
>>530168984coolak or sks?i gots a bubba'd sks
Dog got a little snack
>>530169069Do you think the dog enjoys biting people? I sure hope it does.
>>530169069Dog was in stealth mode, just went strait for the leg without making a production out of it.
>>530169044Blessed thread, we already got one dog bite
>>530169105AK's but I have a few SKS's too.
>>530169144Malinois fur missile? They very much enjoy their job.
>>530169036>ayo senpai yo vibes ain't lit my guy>t. Tourist zoomer faggot kys
>>530168984API is where its at.
When I was a kid I always wanted to be a police dog when I grew up.
>>530169144>>530169264Hell yeah they specifically pick dogs with high drive for bite work and work the fuck out of them on it
>>530168359>I'm just going off what I learned in college Spanish class 20 years agoSame. I think she was saying ahorrita, which is like "right now"? I thought abre was correct cause it is a command and in the preterite.
>>530169235fuckin nice... i want an aki guess u got yours before price hike?i got a russian makarov when they were sub $200... maybe like $130 or some shit...now they're $500 at leastare your aks from former soviet satellite states?
>no warnings. if we need to make an example, make an examplesounds like a war crime
You can keep being a salty faggot but we filter people to keep this things fun You'll learn sooner or later
>>530169376trvke, heres my little chode rounds
>>530169440I remember when you could get WASR10s for like $275
>>530169512STYLIN AND PROFILIN
They play a cable company ad where some Hawaiian bitch says their people don't have computers at homeLike how the fuck is that a state and still have people living like it's 35 years ago?
>>530169594i had to pay like $900 for mine :/ feelsbadman
>>530169594jesus
>>530169440I've got a few bulgarian arsenal 107frs, aes10b, couple kit builds.
Officer Reddit is such a fucking faggot
I was hoping officer Reddit would be at the bike thing arresting other nerds who tried to mad dog him
>>530169664I've heard roasties and NPC tards say lately "what do you need a computer for you can do everything on your phone now"
Office Reddit in a bad mood tonight.
>>530169594after my grandpa died we went through his things and he had a bunch of Soldier of Fortune magazines from the 80s. the deals that existed back then...
>>530169733Not sure who is worse him or his brotherThe third brother seems a lot less faggy but he rarely shows up
>>530169745Similarly, I've heard people claim to get "work" done on an iPad. How the fuck anyone can work without a real keyboard is beyond me. Those things are just overblown phones.
>>530169809chris and james are based
>>530169745A lot of sites especially shit like government stuff do not work well with phones so having a computer to submit documents and shit require a PC sometimes
>>530169792>>530169714>>530169725Old Shotgun News ads hit so hard in the feels. We retardadly thought the stream of surplus guns would never go away.
>LIVE PD
>>530169512>Pulls off thin-skinned faggot mask to reveal... >A thin-skinned faggot! Whoa! What a shocking twist! EZ win. kys
>live PDAnother weekend, another L for Dans branding department
i hate phones
>>530169859I'm sure most of the people who say that woudn't know how to navigate on a computerMe and my siblings went in on a laptop for my mom and she never uses it.
>>530169859>>530169886I can't stand doing shit on my phone other than killing time when I'm not home. Completely worthless for actual work when I have a desk and PC.
>>530169729cool shit>>530169664sounds like a grifti used to talk to a hawaiian bitch during early internet...she actually didn't have internet when she went to school in japan, but had it in hawaii
>>530169745in their world, you REALLY can do everything on an iPadbecause all they do can be done on an iPadthey can not comprehend needing a mouse or a keyboard or a bigger screen
>”nah we’re good not arresting anybody”>immediately gets arrested anyway
Muh investigation
>>530169553I literally moved all my exotic to the new house today, that safe is empty. My back is killing me =/
May have overcooked it a little but oh well
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>530170130Your protein to not protein ratio is backwards
>>530168437Shut up nigger, I trace my ancestry to the fucking Mayflower. If anyone is brown it's (you)
>>530170130Haven't had a steak in a long timeMight make a few next week
>>530170130Peas in your mashed potatoes anon? Really? Have you given up on life?
uhhh, wtf is this thing?
>>530170020>Me and my siblings went in on a laptop for my mom and she never uses itSame. But I hardly use my laptop either. Prefer using a PC cause Im old.
>>530170197Buddy loves his carbs kek
>>530169905yep...was gonna buy a Tokarev to go with the Mak and it was barely $100... but i just left it eventually
>>530170130Need to add more butter or milk to the taters, they look starchy af.
>>530170197This is why I’m fat?>>530170221It adds a nice little crunch that I enjoy
>>530170221I fucking hate peas. They make me gag.
Is this guys voice real? Sounds like he's trying a deeper sounding Kermit the frog
>>530170167Good to see you NyeCounty Autist.
>>530170232Trackstar is a recovering hoodrat that happens to be the most based nigger cop on the show
>>530170167This show proves African American gentlemen really are afraid of K9s - my question is, would any perp be, or is it a Black thing?
>>530169905oh yeah, Shotgun News was great. I remember an ad for Krinkov kits back before the barrels had to be destroyed for import.
>>530170317Sup fella! Hope the weekends been a dandy for you and family
>>530170295feta cheese (or even goat cheese) will make it even better
>>530170314Its Officer Humpty.
>>530170310>>530170221Peas are full of country goodness and green pea-ness
>>530170338Everyone screams like a bitch when the dog gets in on it
bite video>>>/wsg/6105381
>>530170232Gang/narcotics unit lieutenant.
>>530170370Back at you brother
>>530170287I wish I bought more shit from the CDNN catalog years ago. I did pick up an HK P7 PSP for like $550. I should have bought two.
>GET OUT OF THE CAR>Punches window with bare hands>Second cop does the sameThis next Triple Play is going to be police incompetence on display
>>530170444yeah, at least u got something
>dogs pooping>pubic hair razorsGreat commercials tonight.
>>530170409AGOSTINOLAWBITE BACK
>>>/wsg/6105381Good work.
That is some really heavy rain down in GA
>>530170644Checked, I wonder what Damp Rid will do this year?
Damn that steak was really tasty. I finally learned how to cook a good one at home. Seer on each side in a pan and then finish in the oven at 400 degrees for a few minutes
>>530170875Unless it's really thicc, I've always just seared in the pan and skipped the oven. It does make a lot of smoke, so I prefer to do it out side on a hot pan on the grill.
>>530170949Why not just do it on the grill without the pan at that point?
>>530170875That's the pro move. ~1.5min per side for a ribeye, then finish in a HOT oven. Next step, start tossing a couple broken cloves or garlic and a sprig of Rosemary into the pan along side.
>>530170949Yeah that probably would have worked with this one as it was pretty small. Sadly I don’t have a grill so it’s pan or oven or both
>>530171036Heat transfer.
>>530171036The flat surface gives a better sear. I use the same technique for tuna steaks.
Why say anything? It's on them to prove it.
Dinner is served
>>530170644This country really is revolting.
>>530171090>>530171122Noted. I do like how the pan does it in the house, but I still prefer the char marks of the grill when I can cook it outside.
lol michigan roads
please pit him into the trees
I find it puzzling and infuriating how bad they are at blocking perp's vehicles
>>530170221What the fuck is wrong with peas and mashed potatoes?
>>530171045Oh that would’ve been a good idea. I even have some garlic but I forgot about it
I think I saw her in Lord of the Rings
>weaplen
>>530171454Kek I heard it too
>>530171433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4
>>530171433
You know, I haven't heard an incident get updated once tonight. What's happening??????
>>530171546Based
>>530171546Nobody give her any clothes
>>530171454sticks is already 2 natty daddy's deep
>>530171581Who need they incident updated?
>>530171581I heard it a couple times, its only a calls where shit is going 100 mph different directions that some of them have it spamming
>>530171546
Chase hires some ugly jiggaboos for their commercials
>>530171624He's pounding one during each commercial break
>>530171727Good grief I hate Asia and never want to visit… Ever.
This Dr Marty commercial is so awkwardly edited.
>>530171727https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62ygWC3Hvc4&pp=ygURRmFtaWx5IGd1eSBhc2lhbnM%3D> do they eat just like normal food?
hes obviously trying to avoid eye contact
>>530171581There was one lol
TOPKEK
>oooEEUAAAAGHH
CHIMPOUT
>>530171986Feel much better now.I must've missed the earlier ones.
>random floor nigger
Zesty scream
>>530172017He sounded a lot like they guy getting chewed up by the dog at the beginning of the episode.
Got a webm of the nigger being spooked?
>>530172037KEK! That was great. I was expecting a slow wakeup but it was 28 Days Later style.
looks like blackface robert downey jr
>i didn't know i was dead
Zesty convenience store
Is that a bottle of Fireball?
Dan thought he’d be funny but blew that gloves not fitting joke
>>530172186In his defense, I'd be pretty freaked out if I woke up dead.
I think the shot looking down the gas station’s front walk with the street lamps illuminating the rain dropping from the building’s overhang was quite pretty.
>>530172147I think its actually him
>>530172186He finally got some sleep after being up for 55 hours
>>530172111checked
>>530172238Dan showing his age. And his underdeveloped comedic chops.
>>530172234Sort of. They sell watered down "fireball" shots at convenience stores that are actually a malt beverage instead of liquor. I hear they're equally as vile.
>>530172283Anon with the /wsg/ thread needs to post it there
What are the odds that the blood Officer Reddit is tracking is jelly from a donut he’s got in his pocket?
>>530172283Thanks
>>530172234>Is that a bottle of Fireball?Looked like it to me - colors seemed right
Boomer boobies
>>530172326that is the most horrifying thing i've heard today
>>530172326True like in a state like mine which has state controlled liquor stores, but in Florida any store can sell real liquor.
>>530172326They got sued for that. The word ‘whisky’ was actually printed on the nips bottles and that’s what got them in trouble.
>>530172394>Boomer boobiesI bet she was a smokeshow back in the dayThe days before the moon landing
Only chicks named Donna drive red Camaros man…
She'll be back in his arms tomorrow once he bonds out.
>>530172394I want to see if tit to gut is within spec
>>530172381>>530172408I’ve never drank fireball, flavored liquor especially malt knock off liquor they sell at stores is notorious for having a bad time and the worst hangovers you can have.
Gerard Francis
>>530172408There is a dingy liquor store by my office. You wouldn’t believe how many empty nips bottles of fireball I see in their parking lot. I’ve picked up hundreds.
>>530172501Nipple to chin distance is great enough to give you your answer
>>530172447How did they ever get away with calling it whiskey? Even the product in the liquor store is cinnamon schnapps, not whiskey.
>>530172536not too many people named gerard francis in ft myers lol
>>530172575whiskey isn't an agreed upon term
>>530172522Imagine swallowing liquid red hots, in the worst way imaginable
new bread >>530172642>>530172642
>>530172575Calling it “whisky flavored” like how restaurants sell whisky or bourbon bbq sauce
>>530172563I can work with increased nipple to chin
>even on an anti-depressant>yanda still made me angry
>>530172575The fireball at the actual liqour store is technically whisky. The company just tried to scam the gas stations with a similar marked bottle. There are distinct differences if you read the labels even before the lawsuit.
please report if you find youself on an interracial lesbian date
You know what else is gentle, dependable? Me, constipation overalls lady.
>>530172673She has to be 300 pounds by now
>>530163395You gonna bake a new one anon?
>>530163395>>530163395>>530163395Daily reminder that all the "no tail" and furfag posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize degeneracy across the board.Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.There is no "russian" poster, it's all fake and gay anon.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>530172747She still looks pretty good to me, about the same weight believe it or not. I also did not expect that.
>>530172816>You gonna bake a new one anon?He already did>>530172642
I kind of want to try and get that colonoscopy prep stuff and use it to flush out my pipes real good.
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
