Previous: >>531431896>Trump postpones attacks on Iranian energy facilities for five daysTimeline:▶ Day 23>Israel still striking Tehran in spite of Trump's comments>Iranian media reports that there were no direct or indirect talks with Trump and says he backed down due to fears of Iranian retaliation.>Trump says talks held on 'complete and total resolution of hostilities' with Iran>A very large American military convoy withdraws from Iraq to Jordan through the Trebil border crossing, west of Anbar province.▶Kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHwwZRH2wz8▶Telegramhttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accountshttps://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/
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is this nigga hallucinating?
NEW>Iran Army downs an American Lucas droneMehr News Agency
>>531435303What is that flag lol
>>531435258>>531435303/pigu/
>smack wasp nest>walk away>"I will be back to exterminate this nest if you don't stop buzzing around">Get stung>I have postponed the extermination until further noticeWhy is trump a coward?
You will see a stiffer defence of the DOW than you will of any American base in the Middle East.This is the hill they will die on.For Wall street,
>>531435443
The news today should have been about the USA abandoning Iraq.Instead its moving the market 15% on news of non existant talksIM CALLING SHENANIGANS
>>531435378kek
>NATO Mission Iraq has adjusted its posture, safely relocating all its personnel from the Middle East to Europe.https://shape.nato.int/news-releases/nato-mission-iraq-posture-adjusted
>>531435258All of out rare pepes and basedjacks arent enough to counter Irans memefactories.
>>531435303How? Iran said they’d never negotiate. Trump gave them an ultimatum and they immediately capitulated
>>531435378The Iranians have endless practice shooting these down with nothing but flak guns.
>>531435381>adjusted its posture>safely relocatingadd them to the list
>>531435258I swear to god like 90% of these threads are made by the same Dominican.Nigga do you even have a job?
>>531435378LUCAS drones are trash>cost twice as much as a shahed>only 300 have been made>MIC already complaining about their use
>>531435517Brave Sir Donald ran away~
>>531435377
>>531435438trump administration thinks that normal americans vote based on the dow indexit does drive the news cycle
>A guy from Iran called me>He said they would surrender, no nuclear, can't let them have nuclear >We share the straits. That's great news. Great news.>Bless this man in Iran. Said his name was Shah something. He's a good man. Saving lots of lives.>We'll be glad to keep talking to him moving forward
>>531435377Yes, but not any more than on any other given day.
>>531435517checked.48 hours status?
>>531435438He's unwilling to go all the way in what he knows will be a suicide mission, so he's pussyfooting and buying time in hopes of some kinda miracle pulling him out of this situation.
>>531435438>for capital>for investment vehicles>for inflation that outpaces tax bracket updates>we ride
How will this give me a Sephardic gf?
>>531435377high doses of copium will do that. it's also highly estrogenic.
>>531435537The Israeli dorito is similar. Like they just can't resist the urge to tack on a bunch of wunderwuffle bullshit that both reduces its range and payload and increases its manufacturing cost when the whole fucking point of it is being cheap and simple.
>>531435425>>531435613Meant for this post mb
I love this meme, it was true 3 years ago and its true today
>>531435517Well atleast he did follow through on his campaign promise to withdraw from Iraq
>>531435501I have not seen a single mainstream news story covering it, Hegseth must be threatening licenses again.
>>531435303AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>531435377Usually just called sundowning
As you can see, theSstrait of Homos is open, everyone is crossing their tankers and having a great time. Maybe the best time ever, I think, they told me, I don't know, still not sure, but I think.
>>531435534Of course not
>>531435725lol
>>531435378oh shit now Iran can reverse engineer it and give its sekrets to Russia & Chyna
Hormussy status?
>>531435754It is open by invitation onlyformal wear requiredcash (yuan) bar
>>531435410What would be the advantage of laces?
>>531435303Nooo… tea towel land is laughing. If only anyone knew where it was we could strike back.
>>531435783these people should be dragged into the streets and beaten
>>531435795pay to play
>New videoU.S./Israeli F-35 fighter jets operating over northern Iraqi airspace.
>>531435377>We want the nuclear dust.Well, wish in one hand…
Banan status?Strait status?Petrodollar status?Off-ramp Status?Banan status?
Quote> Reporter: Has Iran agreed to no enrichment whatsoever, even for civilian purposes?>Trump: They have.
>>531435795The pool's closed
>>531435377>say iran is le bad>attack iran on premise of the jewish conspiracy pax judeica>israel wanted to destroy iraninans>iran got it sanctions lifted up>russi has it oil sanctions lifted up>"we won"
>Trump said, “It’s always nice to have $200billion,” when asked if the Pentagon needs the funding now that the Iran war is supposedly winding down, adding, “It’s a very inflamed world… You know, largely, the Democrats inflame it.”sorry lads they still need all the money
Brown corn bread is preferable to Synagogue of satan bread leavened with the blood of goy.Challah at ya sistah!Bakers and jannies are enemies of foreskin.
>>531435795you will need quite a few of these to go through and say the magic words:>THANK YOU, ORANGE NIGGER
>>531435656Just take my neighbor for a bride.
>>531435910No bananClosedPetroyuanIsrael has controlStill no banan
>>531435783fuck off qtards
Literally who is this guy?Even the meme Iranian President has more authority.
>>531435940politigs is hard job
>>531435965Bestiality whores need a good stoning
The first time /brit/ and /isr/ come together on /int/ and I've been banned for being racist to Jeets
>>531436021l cant imagine sending our speaker to negotiate anything.
His 'talks' with Iran is obviously some farse since there are still airstrikes being conducted in Tehran, I expect the strikes to occur when I get off work today
>>531435523Dude he is brown, in his mind he can never lose or back down, it is izzat thing
Now that they lost the war, what next for israel?
>>531436053Some just can't resist the barky stud.
>>531436021I'm sure you'll find out once your military kills him for no reason.
>>531436109This^But how will it affect me getting a Sephardic gf?
>>531436021Israel is gonna kill this guyNo negotiations goy you must fight to the end
>>531436151I don't think we'll bother because like the president of Iran, this guy isn't important.
>>531436120nice easy invasion of Lebanon in and out in a couple days
>>531435537It's extra funny because I remember people glazing these things when the war just started, like a day or two in.>Yeah we made our own doritos, they cost more but that's actually better and works with our logistics.>no it's not just a shameless copy that got its price inflated by the kikes in the weapons industry, you're just a coping brown!When will these cucks ever learn lol
>NewUS warns EU to pass trade deal or risk losing ‘favourable’ access to LNG — FT
>>531436021allow me to translatejpost: please please kill this guy just bomb him drone him inject him with poison i'm begging you make this war go on please
>>531436120well it's a lot like the nakba, but played in reverse
>>531436021>picHe'd literally be the whitest guy in that negotiation room, kek
>>531436225Negotiations includes no aggression towards Hezbollah
>>531436100Isr is a dead general, the czech natzi ruined it
>Iran called me, I didn't call them: Trump. Somehow, all this happened just 2 hours before the markets opened, what a coincidence.
You don’t have to do anything to fight Donald Trump. He does it all himself doesn’t he. It’s amazing.
How likely is it that the Iranian "officials" that Trump is supposedly making a deal with don't exist at all?
>>531435258Why did migger in chief stopped the 48 hour countdown?
>>531436021HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA IT'S LIKE IRAN TALKING WITH RO KHANNA OF CALIFORNIA TO STOP THE WAR WITH IRAN LMFFFAAAOOOOOO
>>531435315He threatened another war crime. He is just chickening out.
>>531436109I mean usually if Israelis know a ceasefire is upcoming they will step up operations until the last second. So ongoing strikes don't rule this out. But full NATO withdrawal from Baghdad could also be interpreted as a show of good faith to begin serious negotiations.
Looks like Iran aligned forces are striking kibbutzes along the Lebanese border right now.
>>531435669If it were up to me only honorably discharged enlisted would sit on acquisitions committees.Would sort out the PowerPoint bullshit quick.JDAMs are still expensive but they're a great example of what Pretty Good can get you.
>>531436264>Black Israelites
>>531435783>Reverse engineer something we reverse engineered form the IraniansAnon..I have some news for you
>>531436323Fuck off poo nobody wants to see hag foot
>>531435783Q was right
>>531436311102%
>>53143631170%
>>531436311Trump legitimately has dementia. I wouldn't be surprised if the 'Iranian' he spoke to was a literal jew in a towel.
>>531436296Sir, will Israel abide by any ceasefire you arrive at?>Trump: Israel is going to be very happywho wouldn't trust the combo of Israel+Trump?
>>531436426this
The smoldering turd has made it to Crete. Not sure if this is a stock photo or not.
>>531436021It’s Joever, ayatollah getting couped by its own government aren’t they?
>>531435377>we want the nuclear dustwhat did he mean by this
>>531436323Trump and co. are likely exchanging messages with someone or someones of some repute, but they're likely grossly misrepresenting the impact of these 'discussions' to prop up markets and reaffirm his base of useful idiots.
>>531436474There sure must have been a lot of laundry build up needing doing.6 months of emergency laundry
>>531436411Q= AI controlled by kikes to wage popular support for orange migger
>>531435945Oh... God.I get it.They lost a ship and they want to do the equivalent of a teenager refilling Papi's prize tequila with water and hoping nobody notices.Oh my fucking goddddd
>>531436525meant for >>531436311
>>531436550Jeets single-handedly prop up onlyfans whores. They are so lonely and pathetic.
>>531436311It's more likely the "Iranian" negotiators are just Russian pranksters, Vovan and Lexus.
>>531436485>It’s Joever, ayatollah getting couped by its own government aren’t they?nice copeto the collection it goes
>>531436474looks stock, what the sauce
>>531435377Okay i admit it… it was me. I pranked his ass. I was going to record it and put it in the internet for clicks but i forgot to press the big red button on my iphone.
>>53143647414 months min to clean the shart
>>531436021Also why does Wikipedia list his height? He isn't a basketball player
>>531436580There were chinkese satellite photos, possibly of a burning destroyer, early on in the conflict. >>531436628Sadly telegram is scrolling so quickly I can't figure out which one I pulled it off of. Sorry.
>>531436633>in my mind this was real
>>531435303russia actually lost and is on the verge of total annihilation by ukraine. this is the reality
>>531436460that's it. He's lying.
>>531436474I can’t imagine the hell on that boat some grunt better writes memoires
>>531435783Christcucks need to be eliminated.
>>531436426Still baffled at how the most powerful country in the world ended up with two retards at the elections, Bidet and Drumpf (Shillary wasn't much better either, tho).inb4 it's all j00se. It's always us.
>>531436550What? Are you copying words from humans again Poo. What does that even mean, you have no idea do you?
How is it possible to negotiate with people who are neither willing or even able to negotiateFucking kek
>>531436710>Sadly telegram is scrolling so quickly I can't figure out which one I pulled it off of. Sorry.np
>>531436686Buy an ad hoe
>>531436311Good chance he spoke to the shah's son of some other diaspora turd and that guy begged him to not bomb everything if value in the country, and he got a bit confused.
>>531436616At least add my Sephardic waifu to the compilation!
shieeettt
>>531436758Well, I mean....were there really no better candidates? Even Nixon and Jimmy Carter would be far more capable and intelligent candidates than trump or Hillary. Even Jeb Bush might have been better than current trump.
>Images of the US "31st" Marine Expeditionary Unit onboard the "USS Tripoli (LHA-7)" (https://t.me/GeoPWatch/29250) amphibious assault ship, enroute to Iran (https://t.me/GeoPWatch/29043), amidst Operation "Epic Fury".
>>531435918>
>>531435740>you know, our commanders are theoretically capable of writing down all their orders and then going home>convince why this is a good strategy, chatgptNah anon, that's retarded cope. US "write down orders and go home" is still mission command inside a super tight, high-tech hierarchy—sats, drones, JOC's, real-time retasking, unified logistics. If CENTCOM or the Pentagon eats a nuke, shit falls apart quick: air gets grounded, supply lines snap, units lose sync.Iran's Mosaic shit is built different from the ground up to be headless. 31 provincial IRGC fiefdoms, each with their own missiles, drones, intel cells, Basij mobs, and successor chains 3-7 deep. Khamenei and top brass got smoked March 1, Araghchi literally tweeted that day: "Bombings in capital no impact, Decentralized Mosaic Defense lets us decide when/how war ends." Since then provinces keep slinging shit independently on pre-baked attrition orders—no daddy in Tehran needed.It's not "US but poorer," it's the opposite bet: US wants C4ISR godmode to stay centralized/flexible. Iran says "fuck your godmode, kill the head and watch 31 hydra heads keep biting." Simplifying it to the same thing is peak midwit brainlet take. It's ugly, chaotic, probably wastes a ton, but it's why they're still launching after losing the entire "brain" three weeks in.tl;dr: Apples to hand grenades. Don't be that guy who thinks everything's just American doctrine with different flags.
>Reporter: Has Iran agreed to no enrichment whatsoever, even for medical or civilian purposes?>>Trump: They have.
>>531436758>inb4 it's all j00se. It's always us.Does the name Deborah Wasserman-Schultz sound anglo saxon to you?
>>531436755You have to leave europe. Don’t expect to stay long. Iran needs people go there.
>>531436758most politicians come from a small pool of well connected families, there isn't many to choose so you always end up with the least baddemocracy is a sham
>>531436893come on now, they always say shit like this, it's normal.
>>531436021Maybe he does have a bit of authority at the moment
>>531436905what's he pretending to aim at? lmao
>>531436834Cute little girl, AI or real?
>>531435795More expensive then your women
TISCTrumpIsSoCrooked
>>531436426that's no way to speak of Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
>Trump: I'm not going to reveal who we're talking to>Israel: Trump is talking to some nobodyGeez, with allies like this...
>>531436311He probably had a dream about it and thought it was real in his mind.
>>531436999shooting the world economy, DOW has to be below 50,000 so the DOJ investigates the pedophiles
1/2Iraqi Resistance: >No foreign soldiers ever allowed back / No future government without the Resistance / Iraqi security forces linked to Mossad and the US / Disarming us is a lost dreamSpokesman for Iraq's Kataib Hezbollah, Abu Mujahid Assaf:>"The war initiated by the American enemy will not end except at our hands, and we will impose our conditions before we cease fire. Chief among them is that no foreign soldier remains in Iraq from north to south. We will not allow them to possess any weapons, aircraft, or air defenses on our land, except what may be permitted within their private institutions, which will be dealt with later. If they refuse to relinquish those weapons, we will seize their souls with God’s help.>We reaffirm decisively that no new government will see the light without the fingerprint of the Islamic resistance, regardless of who agrees or disagrees. Accordingly, we state the following:>First: The deadline granted to the American embassy of evil will be extended by five more days. We will deal with the enemy’s violations accordingly and inform the mediator of how we will respond to those violations, including what happened in Beirut’s southern suburb.>Second: We see no benefit in targeting the Iraqi intelligence service at this time. However, its leadership must intensify efforts to reassess the loyalty and patriotism of its officers. We have information that a large number of officers are linked to the Mossad and the Americans, along with other officers who form more than 70% of the agency’s structure and maintain close working ties with the American enemy and Emirati and Jordanian intelligence.These individuals are being exploited to provide major services to the enemy against our people.As for the remaining Shia officers, most are overpowered in their positions. It is regrettable that many American attacks against our sons in the Popular Mobilization Forces would not have succeeded without the tracking provided by those traitors.
>>531437117This guy?He was tweeting this yesterday
>>531436921>It's not "US but poorer," More precisely it's "US back when they were at their height".Being chaotic used to be what set them apart but the US is essentially returning to their European roots in all the worst ways from obsessive centralism to overbuilt weapons to crazy obsession with ballrooms and suits.
>>5314372042/2>Third: Our message to certain political leaders who denounce the Iraqi resistance’s operations against American criminals violating Iraq’s sovereignty, while issuing deceptive statements condemning the targeting of Popular Mobilization sites: the people know you well—your actions, affiliations, and sources of funding. Do not go too far against the free people of this country and its families. It is unacceptable for the promiscuous to preach about chastity and honor.>Fourth: The weapons of the resistance are the weapons of the people, the honor and dignity of the nation, and a trust in the hands of the fighters. We will not allow traitors and agents—those who do not understand honor—to speak about these weapons or those who carry them. Let those who wish to understand do so.>And the final outcome is for the righteous." - The Cradle
>>531437117Iran has denied at every level they are talking to anyone from US
>>531437117no one said he's a nobody
>>531437204to me half of those sounds like bribes and extortion rackets
He's talking to Bibi's ghost.
>>531437249So its just cover for the markets whilst they get the marines there?Colour me shocked
>>531436764kushner and witkoff are probably just bullshitting him to buy time to prepare an invasion, if they are actually takling to someone Israel will quickly just kill whoever it is dunno if trump is aware of this or cares, he can go take a W and pump the market for the day
>>531437016Real, my beloved
>>531437087Barron Trump all over
>>531437286Yeah honestly this has been the biggest letdown.I really needed more Gulf state squealing.
>>531436921what we're seeing from iran carries no signs of lacking coordination, they obviously have reliable c3
>>531437310>if they are actually takling to someone Israel will quickly just kill whoever it igood point
>>531437262No it’s an eviction notice. Iraqi Parliament voted to expel mutt presence and zog military presence in Irak, mutts laughed and further encroached itself in Irak. Today they are effectively expelled. It shall stay this way.
Is everyone in the irainan goverment a nobody
>>531436710>>531436765anyone got a mizarvision trial?
Okay well maybe there are secret talks and the US is keeping Israel in the dark about it. Interesting
>>531437398>barak rabid
>>531436905wonder how helpful these shooting exercises will be when their ship is inundated by shaheds and FPV drones… it’s like they think they’re going to be fighting other dudes with guns
>>531437222> crazy obsession with ballroomskekThe point was, to the one I replied, that the orange TACO thought it would be over when they decapitate Iranian leadership. Anybody who still thinks that TACO anticipated this is just straight up willfully ignorant.
>>531437398they demand unconditional surrender without sending group troopsso diplomacy is yet another ruse
>>531437434again>barak rabid
>>531435377an iranian negotiator just flew over my house
>>531433535Lots of super strong women are also super fine. Just look at Maria Tingba for instance.
Cracks are showing
After sunset Iran are launching their retaliation for infrastructure strikes by Israel. Tonight will be spicy
>>531435258>Trump tells reporters that the Strait of Hormuz may be jointly controlled by "me and the Ayatollah"Would be mega based but arab monarchies won't allow it.
HOLY FUCK DUDES ITS TRUE A IRANIAN CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!
NEW NEW NEW :>Iranian Major General Abdollahi:>"THE USE OF NEW SECRET WEAPONS WILL START SOON AND IT WILL PUT AN END TO THE ENEMY'S OPERATIONS
>>531435377lmao the press should ask him if the Iranians he talked to are in the room with us
>>531437313Surely there's some other girls that you can post? It's getting a bit repetitive. I get that with jews it's not always so easy but there has to be more than one cute Sephardic girl. Look for the heavily mixed ones or something
>the Strait of Hormuz may be jointly controlled by "me and the Ayatollah"What the fuck is he saying lol
>>531437541>they're deploying hinkle it's over
okay so this nigga is just making shit up
>>531437498
>>531437541inb4 they attack another gulf state or US base for some reason instead of pissrael
>>531437541I am ready.
New statement by IRGC through IRNA>Islamic Republic of Iran Army said in Statement No. 40 that from early today, drone units from its ground, air and naval forces launched attacks from different parts of the country against Tel Nof Airbase and the location of American F-35 and F-15 fighter jets at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base.>According to the statement, Tel Nof is one of the most vital air force bases of the Israeli regime and has played a central role in long-range operations and attacks against the Iranian people.>The statement added that Muwaffaq Salti Air Base, also known as Azraq Air Base, is considered one of the most important American operational and support centers in the region and hosts F-35, F-15 and electronic warfare aircraft involved in operations against Iran.>It said that since the beginning of the American-Israeli aggression, the Iranian army has carried out dozens of drone strike phases targeting important and strategic points in occupied territories as well as the origins of attacks from American bases located in regional countries.
It’s like a playground fight were neither contestant knows what to do, both are scared but both want to talk shit. This situation is missing one important thing i remember from those golden years. Me, to push them into each other and skip to the good bit. :)Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
>>531437541Again with the secret weapon shit?
>>531435688>>531435810> that OF watermarkHonest question, do these OnlyFans whores even have enough awareness of the world outside themselves to shill all the content of them that I see on 4chan, or is it all posted for free by their faithful simps? Or is it both, that OF whores pay their simps to shill for them?
any oil copers in the chat?
>>531437434>the US is keeping Israel in the darkHow cute.More likely this is Israel warning the US through their state mouthpiece (Barak Ravid) that they'll take out Gen. Ghalibaf as they did Larijani if US tries to negotiate through him.
>>531437574Found a rando Labour Party whore who tried to get a seat in the municipal elections of Amsterdam 0_o she Ashkenazi tho.
>>531437598good bait by the reporter, lay up for trump to bullshit
>>531437623>neither contestant knows what to doThere's three contestants and one of them does know
>the IR is going back to the diplomacy cuck chair>just like the last time after Soleimani was killed>and then when they got bombed>and then when their scientists were killedHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>531435377pretty sure this isn't dementia, it's full blown paranoid schizophrenia
>>531437117topkek
>>531437598i guess you are in the denial phase
>>531437434Fake and gay dude
>>531437472Well will shall see if /pol/ which is contrarian as fuck will be correct (wrong) as per usual. Iran can't win this militarily so in effect they are the ones stalling for time. Iran actually do want a way out of this and any backing down from Trump whilst Israel very much wants to keep going (but not on their own of course) is a win for them. SO it is all about what the give and take is, what are Iran prepared to give up and what are the US going to give in return.
So now that the war Israel has been begging for for decades was a complete disaster, what's gonna be their foreign policy going forward?
>>531437517The Arab monarchies have the least leverage here of any of the players.
>>531437615I remember when the US moved most of their stuff in saudi to Tl Nof in the far west. Do we have any indicator that Iran hit something there?
>>531436021>Literally who is this guy?>Even the meme Iranian President has more authority.> not knowing how power Qalibaf is within IranI thought Mossad was supposed to be the best intelligence agency in the world, big yikesIt's like people here think Iran is North Korea with hijabs, and the Supreme Leader is the only person with absolute power in the entire country... you couldn't be more wrong
>>531437398>give up your missile programentirely unseriousIran is legitimately just trying to get Witkoff and Kushner in the middle east so they can kill them.
>>531437434Again it's being reported that Iran has denied any talks with DC. If they got Washington to agree to a single point it would be spread all over by them
>>531437750trump just said iran gave up on civilian enrichment to a reporter lol
>>531437752they will find a new group of women and children to starve, rape, and terrorize shortly don’t worry
>>531437715they're scared of total de-electrification
>next phase of peace talksI’m absolutely done with this shit. I’ll fucking smash the fuck out of both of you if i see you again. Pair of bummers. HAVE A FIGHT. It’s like they owe us money all this BULLSHITTING. Just get it done and then its done you fucking women. Lets all kick the shit out of both of them.
>>531437213>He was tweeting this yesterdayand this the day before.There's no way the Iranians have agreed to end all enrichment even for medical and civilian.
trump said the strait of hormuz will be jointly controlled by the US and the ayatollahiran according to him gave up their abillity to have a civilian nuclear programwtf
>>531436550Girl got a serious fucking bunion going on under that sock
>>531437752>the IR permanently pissed off a bunch of their neighbors>this is what winning looks like actually
>>531437846Pathological LyingI used to beat fuck out of faggots like trump as a kidI hate liars
>>531437939LOL even in his fantasy talks he's a cuck
>>531437715Yeah I got the same feeling. How the fuck is this a total win for Iran? The ayatollahs and their leadership just really be hated by their lower bureaucracy otherwise.
>>531437752Allying with India and the future theocracy of brazil
>>531437939
>>531437846Well clearly they haven't so it would be a case will they in exchange for wrapping all this up? Why exactly do Iran need enrichment if they always said they never intended to get nukes? Medical and scientific research purposes?
>>531437939good opportunity to buy puts as this is some of the most transparent lying he’s ever tried to sell
>>531437434>Okay well maybe there are secret talksObviously, trying to smother Iran through maximum doesn't work. It would better to negotiate with them as the recognized regional power, and make a deal with them which cucks Russia and China's plans for Eurasia (which is probably exactly what the US and Iran have been secretly doing the whole time in backchannels)
Is the juice worth the squeeze?This ends when we say it ends.Same as it ever was.
>>531437663almost all OF sluts that are doing it for more than attention have a pimp running the actual business sideit's been observed that pimping is a form of professional cuckolding
>>531437750>what are Iran prepared to give up and what are the US going to give in return.I can actually imagine Iran exchanging their uranium stockpile for significant US concessions, such as complete removal of sanctions + closure of bases in Gulf countries.Problem is Israel will never allow that to happen.
>>531437609GCC niggers deserve 1000 times more missiles, they should consider themselves lucky Iran is only targeting zog assets there. >>5314376133….2….1….. CLEANSE THE KIKES ! >>531437652Well they did launch a secret 4000kms missile. God knows what they got.
>>531437976https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factory>Horace Vachell: “I am told by an eminent chemist that six pounds of glycerine can be extracted from the corpse of a fairly well nourished Hun... These unfortunates, when alive, were driven ruthlessly to inevitable slaughter. They are sent as ruthlessly to the blast furnaces. One million dead men are resolved into six million pounds of glycerine."
Trump: "We don't consider Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei to be the leader of Iran"Trump: "The Strait of Hormuz will be controlled by me and the Ayatollah"The israel flags ITT are the biggest cucks in this circus
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China's western mouthpiece gives his take
>>531437939I think he was talking out his ass. I watched the clip, it was a candid interview while he was busy boarding a plane and he sounded annoyed as he answered. he started by saying "I don't know, maybe by me. Maybe by me and whoever ends up in charge there. Maybe me and the Ayatollah if he's still alive" So it's a deceptive misquote. As always I can't remember which TG clipped it. ugh. TG really needs a bookmark system.
>>531437767They have the money and they're definitely not interested in being Iran's punching bag.
>>531437666>>531437876Look! Its our faovurite most raped kikeslave ramstein beaner!How are you coping with Zion Don TACOing?
>>531437920There is another way if Iranians agree that the enrichment is closely monitored and is only for medical and scientific, so essentially a back down of the US. Now of course if the enrichment is all in the open and monitored it can all be taken out with a bombing, so the circular logic fails there.
>>531438079>Well they did launch a secret 4000kms missilefalse flag to try and scare the bri'ish desu. not very effective.
>>531438079>GCC niggers deserve 1000 times more missilesBitch what did I ever do to you
I remember the Tea App look threads. They where so comfy.
>>531438146There are like 10 JIDF shills in the thread
>>531438146and zog shills STILL try to hijack it
>>531437739Your posting frequency and energy has really started to slide, come on now they don't pay you for low effortEnjoy your shift
So...Iranian hardliners totally won in the end ?
>>531438202Anon why don't you join the Shia insurgency and overthrow the monarchy?
>>531438088there is like a hundred ayatollahs retard >>531438092don't forget >Trump claims Iran agrees to zero uranium enrichment, including civilian use
>>531438202He is just mad that he is a Moroccan golf fren, don’t worry about him. He will suck off his king in about three hours (Elbit gets payed by him)
>>531437990Because any level of "survival" is a win. It doesn't matter that the surviving regime will face another nationwide protest in six months because their economy is in an even worse place than it was before the war. It doesn't matter that neighbors that were once willing to be pragmatic with you will no longer entertain the prospect. It doesn't matter that they will likely be attacked again. As long as there's someone calling themselves a member of the IRGC, they won.
>>531438202Not you, anon. You're cool
>>531438144>I think he was talking out his ass.>>531436733 is the biggest lieafter so much struggle, for Iran to give up and say that it won't enrich at all, even for civilian and medical is just unthinkable. When it's clearly got the upper hand and hanging on much longer than it was expected to? Trump is lying.
>>531438183I think the US should give Iran a few nuclear bombs as reparations. There, Israel mooted, regional security established.
>>5314382025th fleet US naval HQ, you destroyed his hopes and dreams
>>531438083Propaganda and sneaky jew lies are one henious thingPathological lieing in such a weak and pathetic way should always be met with violence.
>>531438079did they ever even claim responsibility for the spooky missile fired at diego garcia? i will continue believing that was a false flag until they do, iran has nothing to gain by threatening europe, especially ineffectively
>>531438144>>531437939Found ithttps://t.me/RezistanceTrench1/45284
>>531438250You think trump wil give one last hoora and then entice the protestors to come out again? He kinda promised that three weeks ago
>>531438202Hosting US base, normalizing with israel, investing in israel, allowing israel to feel comfy in the region instead of making it feel threatened, basically opened the door of the castle to the enemy. Not you personally but your rulers. Bahrain is based in my book. Hope you can chase that fleeing coward and replace him with a non-zog aligned
>>531438244I'll add it if it helps you cope with Trump throwing you under the bus lol
$3 trillion swing in under an hour based off one headline is fucking wild lmaoim fucking parking my money in bitcoin and staying the fuck away from this market
>>531438244>Maybe me and the Ayatollah if he's still aliveSuure
>>531438291True, at least make it better lies.
>>531438336yeah that's exactly what happened >denial stage
>>531438250>chingchong selamat dpapapa ddabab doobeeNobody cares about Gulfniggers, go fry a monkeys head
Where is the evidence of trump talking to Iran at all? Who even rules over Iran right now? Washington has killed every diplomat over the last 2 years
>>531437739>i guess you are in the denial phase"You know, Iran called me last night. We negotiated all night long. They agreed to zero enrichment""Well, you can imagine what'd it be like if we did, eh? Eh?"
>>531438369Yes, you are in the denial stage.
>>531438295Iran said it’s not them. Officially. But I still think it’s them then denied it, but the signal was sent. My opinion only on the matter
>>531435303Lmao
Remember when Trump kept weirdly insisting that America will run Venezuela, and everyone thought he's being retarded?
Also don't listen to the demoralization kikes.Iran is still shooting. They are just focused on the gulf right now. I guess they don't feel there's anything in Israel with enough strategic value to target. Plus Israel still has air defense. So if they have entered into negotiations with the US it makes sense to focus their fire power on maximizing negotiation pressure.
>>531438437>no u
Netanyahu is ghosted. There's no way he will survive this war. Place your bets on how that asshole will meet his end. He will not survive.
This shit was amazing.
what if trump is not lying and he really believes he is "talking" to the iranians? could he be schizophrenic?
>>531438409>Washington has killed every diplomat over the last 2 yearsyou mean tel aviv but ya trump is definitely on the phone with some random indian scammer imo there’s noone in iran to talk to and certainly noone willing to give the concessions he’s blabbering about lol
>>531435517The peace president ending an occupation.
>>531438496>Plus Israel still has air defensem8 they don't even have AD over dimona
How can you trust Trump? Even if you make a deal. He is just a snake.
>saaaar do u rememebr when dey fong hong dong dey Eyeranians saaar
>>531438308I think he tried a thing with low probability and it didn't work and he didn't pursue it since.
>BREAKING: DUBAI RAISES THE RED FLAG OF REVENGE AFTER THE DEATH OF ONLYFANS CEOBREAKING: DUBAI RAISES THE RED FLAG OF REVENGE AFTER THE DEATH OF ONLYFANS CEO>BREAKING: DUBAI RAISES THE RED FLAG OF REVENGE AFTER THE DEATH OF ONLYFANS CEO
>>531438369https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2036082375944212773#mhe hides the name of the negotiator so you do not kill them
>>531438295No, they said it was a false flag. It's probably a bogus story. It first appeared in wsj quoting "US sources" then Israel came out echoing that, probably in an attempt to drag Europe inNATO's Rutte said he cannot confirm the happening, which basically means it didn't happen, or there was someone else behind those missiles
>>531438284> 5th fleet US naval HQ, you destroyed his hopes and dreamsIm delighted at the leveling of that zog base. GCC niggers though are in bed with zog since ever, UAE and Saudis said they will get even closer with zog now. Buy more weapons and cooperate more
>>531438520aneurism once the dust has settledhes been dead the whole time tho
>>531435258"White Eagle Alliance" is fucking awesome, and I hope they continue to make an entire series as this conflict drags us all to hell
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>>531435517Posture - AdjustedBillion dollar base - WastedIn my lane flourishing
>>531438520Netanyahu is dead only Ai-Yahoo is available at the moment
>>531437715>enter the war with nothing>leave war with the US officially recognizing your control over Hormuz>the military Junta still controls the government>America leaving IraqEven if the talks are true what are jews getting out of this? It sounds like Donnie is leaving them holding the bag
>>531438567It’s weird how he yesterday threatened with a weapon of mass destruction if the straight wasn’t opened right away and now he is like “yeah we are totally chill rn I’ll give them 5 more days”. I have a feeling he is waiting for backup or a good chance to Allie’s involved. Weren’t marines on their way to the Middle East?
>>531438071>Problem is Israel will never allow that to happen.But it is also clear now Israel cannot function without the US, even if the AD has failed on occasions that is all they have. They could not have gone further than assassinating a few leaders without the US. The only thing really Israel have got is how Iran reacted and started lashing out at gulf nations, none of them will be supporting Iran at all and will want full payback and more. The case was "regime change" was always going to be as per usual via 90m people overthrowing the IRGC, the IRGC in disarray wants to survive in some form we shall see how much of it is left.
>>531435258>coconigger still looking for his dadgrim
>>531438528Where is the full version?
>>531438659yes the first group is like 4 days out at this point and others are on the way they probably can’t get closer than 1000km (like the supercarriers) so fake ceasefire could be a way to cover for them approaching the strait. that idea is just so retarded and short sighted though I have a hard time believing it’s what’s going on
>>531438684in the op:>▶Kino>https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4
>>531438845Thanks fren for the info. But no ceasefire has been signed. So it might literally be a nothing burger and we are heading for war. Same shit they did to Venezuela.
>>531438569Related : https://files.catbox.moe/nw8zxe.mp4
>>531438847Gracias amigo
Strait status?Plan Status?Petrodollar status?Banan status?
>>531430450>>531430450>>531430450
>>531436710>There were chinkese satellite photos, possibly of a burning destroyer, early on in the conflictJFC they really want to just quietly repair a whole ass goddamn ship and hope nobody asks.
>>531437752>So now that the war Israel has been begging for for decades was a complete disaster, what's gonna be their foreign policy going forward?More of the same because they didn't actually face lasting consequences.Sure a bunch of their own died and everyone hates them but that's just business as usual.
>>531436921anon from last thread, thanks for answering, maybe reflect on why you only answer me after I restate question with extra ad hom.I see this strategy as mitigating a weakness rather than a strength in itself. we've already seen these independent teams strike sites they weren't supposed to to the point aragchi has to gives orders via the TV. they have no strategic flexibility, which is certainly not a strength.when part of an independent "basij mob" goes to pick up supplies that don't exist, or drop them off at what is now a smoking crater, and has no one to coordinate with (which, small comfort, was covered in the plan). what does he do?obligatory "ur bad and stupid" to get you to reply seriously
So Trump is really just going to cuck out and leave the ME?
>>prevous thread fuck it>America's inability to protect allies has been shown to allthey don't see it that waywe spent billions protecting them and they're grateful, even investing moreat the state level they can blame israel, be grateful to us, and understand that the ballistic missile program has to be curtailed by force
>>531439371>anon from last thread, thanks for answering, maybe reflect on why you only answer me after I restate question with extra ad hom.>I see this strategy as mitigating a weakness rather than a strength in itself. we've already seen these independent teams strike sites they weren't supposed to to the point aragchi has to gives orders via the TV. they have no strategic flexibility, which is certainly not a strength.>when part of an independent "basij mob" goes to pick up supplies that don't exist, or drop them off at what is now a smoking crater, and has no one to coordinate with (which, small comfort, was covered in the plan). what does he do?>obligatory "ur bad and stupid" to get you to reply seriouslyNah anon, cry harder snowflake—boo hoo, I only reply when you drop the passive-aggressive ad hom spam? Grow a spine or stop whining like a triggered redditor every time someone doesn't spoonfeed you.You calling Mosaic a "mitigation of weakness" is peak midwit cope. It's not patching a flaw; it's deliberate strategic flexibility baked in since 2005. Decentralized = no single kill-switch. Provincial IRGC + Basij run on pre-delegated ROE, successor chains, and attrition orders. When the head (Khamenei, top brass) got popped early March, units didn't freeze—they kept slinging drones/missiles from multiple provinces independently. Araghchi straight-up said March 1: "Bombings in capital have no impact... Decentralized Mosaic Defense enables us to decide when—and how—war will end." Units are "independent and somewhat isolated," acting on general pre-issued instructions. That's not chaos; that's resilience by design.1/2
>>531437087subtle
>>531440028>>531439371Your "independent teams striking wrong sites" and "Araghchi on TV giving orders" take? Lmao, sources show no major evidence of widespread rogue fuckups or TV panic-corrections forcing compliance. Yeah, some misfires happen in any decentralized setup (especially under heavy strikes), and there might be minor apologies to neighbors over errant hits, but the system is still grinding: persistent (if reduced) launches, no collapse, no mass surrender. Basij mobs picking up ghost supplies or hitting craters? That's attrition warfare 101—fog of war, redundancy means some waste, but the mosaic keeps reforming. No central daddy needed means they adapt locally, not wait for permission that might never come.Facts on ground prove you're wrong: War's week 4+, TACO (orange man) sold it as quick 4-5 week blitz, regime topple via decap, "very complete" vibes early on. Now? Shifting timelines, extra billions requested, oil chaos, Strait threats, no off-ramp, Iran still deciding "how war ends." Trump miscalculated hard—thought kill head = fold. Instead, headless hydra keeps biting. That's not weakness mitigation; that's turning your favorite blitzkrieg wet dream into a quagmire.tl;dr: Snowflake tears aside, Mosaic is the flexibility. TACO bet wrong, Iran's still in the fight. Cope moar.2/2
>>531436311they just want to buy time for israel to resupply and prepare new intelligence based attacks, iran is retarded if it falls for it the 3rd time in a row
>>531437676Where do you find these specimens? Asking purely rassekundlich.
>>531435377It seems the "silent suggestion tech" is being tried against presidents now.
>>531440028>cry harder snowflake—boo hoo passive-aggressive ad hom spam Grow a spine whining triggered redditor peak midwit copetake a midol bitch>it's deliberate strategic flexibility baked in since 2005as I just explained and is pretty much self-evident, sealing your orders and dying is the opposite of strategic flexibility.they seem to have some strategies to mitigate this apparent weakness, but not forever.here's the question you couldn't answer. when part of an independent "basij mob" goes to pick up supplies that don't exist, or drop them off at what is now a smoking crater, and has no one to coordinate with (as anticipated), what does he do? I get that missile guys in caves can just keep going for a year or two.>>531440128>sources show no major evidence of widespread rogue fuckups or TV panic-corrections forcing complianceyou have sources that address this extremely specific claim?can I see them?one of those isolated teams hit ras laffan with peseskian and aragchi using all their airtime the next two days apologizing and conveying clearer orders to those isolated teams.but no, sources show no major evidence of this, "Lmao"that's motivated reasoning, anon>persistent (if reduced) launches, no collapse, no mass surrender>the mosaic keeps reformingseems both premature and overly optimistictheir dead man's instructions leave them no room to adapt to a reality where they can project less and less power every day including in their own citieswait, don't tell me that "sources show no major evidence of widespread loss of presence in the cities LMAO" cuz that would be super demoralizing
>>531435258Holy k1n0
