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>>531438563Let's go !
>trump taco'd so hard he has a neovagina now
White Eagle alliance and persian cat ally against merchant union....
Hello anons have you adjusted your posture today?>NATO Mission Iraq has adjusted its posture, safely relocating all its personnel from the Middle East to Europe.https://shape.nato.int/news-releases/nato-mission-iraq-posture-adjusted
>>531438563>37 minutes since last alert in israelI'm going to brush my teeth and by the time I come back Israel had better be at least menaced by rocket fire
>Biden had dementia>But Trump has schizophreniawe didn't know how good we had it with sleepy Joe
>>531438563
>enter the war with nothing>leave war with the US officially recognizing your control over Hormuz>the military Junta still controls the government>America leaving IraqEven if the talks are true, what are jews getting out of this? It sounds like Donnie is leaving them holding the bag. Any kike bro can throw out some cope on why they won?
HAPPENINGJews are seething over Trump's TACO
>>531438744If there is a ceasefire it will be for like six months before the kikes get kick up another war. Iran should stay the course and keep up the pressure.
>>531438694Also drink plenty of water. Around 1.5L per day. If it's bottled, never buy plastic, go for glass, preferably green so it blocks light
do the maga types unironically still believe in trump? i can't tell if it's social media bots or if a certain % of americans still don't see what everyone else is seeing
SEPHARDIC GF STATUS?
>>531438817You literally got the most jewish american president and kikes still aren't happy
>>531438817Wow kikes are livid. Maybe they aren’t so great an ally
>>531438744They get total military hegemony in the Middle East with the Americans gone. Which is probably their entire objective here.
>>531438601"us"? what do you mean "us", kemosabe?
>>531438862It's her turn though
>>531438563EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF TRUMPS NEGOTIATIONS WITH TOP IRANIAN LEADERS
>>531438744They no longer have a navy
>>531438873cringe
>>531438862
it's joever
>>531438817>americans need to take hits to finish the joblmao imagine if the average boomer evangelical knew this is what the jews really think about them
>>531438563>Lost your supreme leader>Lost your entire high command>Your entire navy>Your entire air force>Oil rain from the sky>Now forced to kek out to Israel and America anywayWas it worth it Iran? Was it really worth it to fuck with the Jews?
>>531438563Will Iran actually negotiate?They'll come across as complete cucks if they do, and Trump will bomb them again next week.Only option for Iran is to keep hitting US assets in the region.
>>531438861The ones that still like him are ride-or-die at this pointEven Dubya had strong GOP support near the end of his term despite overall approval in the 30s
>>531438817Yeah, that's about what I expected, this performative gloating ITT just hides an insane amount of seethe. Trump is throwing them under the bus.
>>531438684https://youtu.be/As0rplNJTZI?is=cCUUpD5eyBqGZlA9Chinese have retained wisdom and honour.
>>531438963
>>531436507the uranium stuff is stored in gas form or something like that
>>531438978Never mind the fact no negotiations have actually taken place
>>531438888>noooo golem you must continue fighting!!!!!!! You are ours!!!The nerve of these people, im so glad everyone's finally wising up to their shit and this will be the last zionist friendly administration
>>531438937>>531438921STFU YOU SANDNIGGERS DONT YOU EVER INSULT MY WAIFU LIKE THAT!!!
>>531438963Kek that's what I expected
>>531438861there is a core demographic tied to him so deeply and personally that it’s genuinely impossible for them to change their position
>>531438973so it is literally just a cult then
>>531438873Why are you German now
>>531438972To the last Shi'ia?
Mohammad Shirazi, Head of the Military Office of the Supreme LeaderMohsen Darrehbaghi, Deputy for Logistics and Support, Armed ForcesAkbar Ebrahimzadeh, Deputy Head of the Office of the Commander-in-ChiefGholamreza Rezaeian, Head of Intelligence, FarajaBahram Hosseini Motlagh, Head of Planning and Operations, General StaffHassanali Tajik, Head of Logistics Department, General StaffMohsen Mahdavi Kalateh, Deputy Minister of IntelligenceMajid Hosseinikandesar, Head of Finance, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAlireza Bi-Azar, Intelligence Officer, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAhmad Rasouli, Intelligence Officer, Palestine Branch, IRGC Quds ForceHossein Ahmadlou, Israel Desk Officer, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAli Hashemi, Deputy Coordinator, IRGC Saheb al-Zaman (Isfahan)Mohammadreza Saqafifar, Special Assistant to Ali KhameneiAsadollah Badfar, Head of Basij, General Staff of the Armed ForcesEsmail Dehghan, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceNaqi Mohaddesnia, Head of Clergy Affairs, IRGC East AzerbaijanDavood Alizadeh, Commander, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAbuzar Mohammadi, Missile Operations Commander linked to HezbollahAkbar Ghaffari, Deputy Minister of IntelligenceAbolghasem Babaeian, Special Inspector to the Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesAli Larijani, Secretary of the Supreme National Security CouncilAlireza Bayat, Deputy for Security, Secretariat of the Supreme National Security CouncilGholamreza Soleimani, Head of the Basij OrganizationEsmail Khatib, Minister of IntelligenceEsmail Ahmadi, Head of the Basij OrganizationAli-Mohammad Naeini, Spokesperson and Deputy for Public Relations, IRGCMehdi Rostami Shomastan, senior commander, Ministry of Intelligence
>>531438898How do they get that, gay nigger? They can't even exert military hegemony over Libya.
>>531438694Do they call that the "not existing" posture?
What are we thinking here? Is Trump lying?
>>531438563regime change still in the cards
>>531439006Kind of them to translate geopolitics into fairytales so Chinese/Irish peasants can understand what's going on.
>>531438963Soon you will realise you have gone a bridge too far, boy. Israel is done. Netanyahu is a dead man walking.
Mansour Safarpour, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMasoud Tayeb, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceKhosrow Hassani, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceJavad Jorsara, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMohammad Aghajafari, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMahmoud Bagheri, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceGholamreza Mehrabi, Deputy for Intelligence, General Staff of the Armed ForcesMehdi Rabbani, Deputy for Operations, General Staff of the Armed ForcesMohammad Kazemi, Head of IRGC Intelligence OrganizationHassan Mohaqeq, Deputy Head of IRGC Intelligence OrganizationMohsen Bagheri, senior IRGC intelligence officialMohammad Saeed Izadi, Commander of the Palestine Desk, IRGC Quds ForceBehnam Shahriyari, senior official, IRGC Quds ForceAli Ghanaatkar Mavardiani, Deputy Prosecutor of TehranMohammad Taqi Yousefvand, Head of Basij Intelligence ProtectionAlireza Lotfi, Deputy Head of Intelligence, Law Enforcement Command (Faraja)Ali Shadmani, Deputy to Gholamali Rashid, Commander of Khatam al-Anbiya Central HeadquartersAli Khamenei, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of IranAli Shamkhani, Senior Security Advisor to the Supreme LeaderMohammad Pakpour, Commander-in-Chief of the IRGCAbdolrahim Mousavi, Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesAziz Nasirzadeh, Minister of DefenseHossein Jabal-Amelian, Head of the Organization of Defensive Innovation and ResearchReza Mozaffari-Nia, Director of Defensive Innovation and ResearchSaleh Asadi, Head of Intelligence, Khatam al-Anbiya Headquarters
>>531439022Aren't Sephardim sandniggers, or is that just Mizrahim
>>531439071
>>531438817>happening>telegram commentslmao
Hossein Salami, Commander-in-Chief of the IRGCMohammad Bagheri, Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesGholamali Rashid, Commander of Khatam al-Anbiya Central HeadquartersAmir Ali Hajizadeh, Commander of the IRGC Aerospace ForceDavood Sheikhian, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMohammad Bagher Taherpour, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace Force
>>531439102used to be that politicians only lied when their lips were moving, but then they invented twitter
>>531438861You don't remember when his ear got grazed and tons of maga boomers were showing up with bandages on their ear?
the terror group that burned down the amberlamps in the UK going by a forensic text analysis of the statements of the terror group is run by orthodox jewstoo many shibboleth of that particular strain of judaism to be incidentala disgrace that they stage terror attacks pretending to be muslim in britainbenefitting israel and getting a fleet upgrade on public purse
>>531439110but he's still walking
>>531438963>>531439106>>531439132Look at the fucking copium ITT lmaoYou lost.
>So we killed this guys father>And his wife>And his child>Blew one of his legs clean fucking off >Yeah thats right, hes the new leader with one leg hahah >Yeah hes negotiating got him agreeing to all sorts>Honest
>>531439052On holiday with my aunt :)>>531439123Copy pasted it from you maybe?? Was a good one fren>>531439122Those are only the mizrahi
>>531439087>libya>North Africa This is where the stereotypes about Americans and geography come from Libya isn’t part of the greater Israel project dumbfuck. They couldn’t give less of a shit about it. They want to control the Sinai and everything between the Mediterranean coast and Mesopotamia.
>>531439191nopeIUDEA INVICTUS
>>531439106Defeated male leaves...I mean gets droned. And another one. And ano~
>>531438888Nah past US Presidents sent in ground troops on every occasion. Anons mistake Trump's kike rhetoric versus his actions. When Trump was asked about Ladybugs criticism about Trump pulling troops out of Syria Trump relied that ladybug would want US troops in the ME for a 1000 years whilst he wants them all out. Here is how stupid things are, if Trump pulls troops out the ME that will be viewed by certain anons as a TACO, but in another thread they would also be saying Trump should do exactly that anyway.
>>531439166still waiting to see the scar from that totally real not staged at all injuryi mean if someone blew a hole in my ear trying to kill me i'd be showing off that thing to absolutely everyone
>>531439106Oh how the mighty are coping
>>531439191yeah the winner is the one that concedes his sovereignty
Oh Trump says he will negotiate till the markets are closed? Wow it must mean the war is over.
>>531439185April is the cruelest month, but I'n not sure if he will make it past March. Your government is fucked.
>>531439177>the terror group that burned down the amberlamps in the UK going by a forensic text analysis of the statements of the terror group is run by orthodox jewshow unexpected
>>531439227She keeps it very shomer
>>531439220Lebanon
>>531439234Mr Khorramshahr is arriving tonightGot anything to say to him?
>>531439177Reminds me of that one demented jew that was caught spray painting swastikas on buildings
Apparently Trump is citing Kushner and Witkoff when he talks about negotiations. So he could be grossly misinterpreting what they are telling him since he's a retard. Kushner and Witkoff do have a line to Aragchi but I don't think Aragchi is in full contact with the underground leadership right now due to circumstances. So he might think something is a lovely idea, but it'll take 3 days of indirect phone calls for the Mullahs to say "fuck no."
He actually TACO’d lmao
>>531439191Was it our leaders that got blown by creepers? KEKAROO
>>531439294This sounds like a job for the shomrim
>>531439207I don't like your politics, but I have to admit that your bubbly personality is endearing
>>531439166>maga boomers were showing up with bandages on their ear?Like Steve Witkoff, the clown that was supposed to be brokering the failed nuclear deal?
>>531438744There's no ceasefire. Their minimum requirements are the total withdrawal of US from the entire region permanently and guarantees of never ever repeating aggression. Both of which are basically non-starters given the stated objectives of israel and by extension the US.Iranians have zero incentive to seek a ceasefire with the most duplicitous pair of countries in modern history.This isn't the first time during this conflict that Trump threatens something then cucks out using imaginary talks of de-escalation as a justificaiton.
>>531439320one israeli guy did all terror threats to US synagogues over three yearsthere are laws on US books that benefit jews that this guy got written
>>531439106BREAKING: Trump is negotiating with total randos.>BREAKING: Trump is negotiating with total randos.BREAKING: Trump is negotiating with total randos.
>>531439305Well aren’t they in the process of exerting control while their big retarded golem attempts to decapitate Iran?
>>531439306naw Iran keked outso sorrynow excuse me while I jerk off to the Israeli stock market reaching record highs today
Strait status?Plan Status?Petrodollar status?Banan status?
Will the kikes pull a samson option or nuclear false flag lol
Iran has to make Israel uninhabitable. Bomb the desalination plants, the power plants, the nuclear facilities, create a Chernobyl the size of the entire Negev
>>531439331>b-but muh 6 gorillion leaders
>>531439395There is no way a single Marine is getting to the shore of Iran's islands alive.
>>531439352see>>531439322Trump doesn't have it straight from the horses mouth. He should, because it's his fucking job, but it's Trump and he has some golf to play.
>>531438888What do you expect from people who genuinely believe others exist only to serve and die for them? Anything less is unacceptable.
>>531439329many such cases
>>531438563If the US military attacks the Iranian power grid, won't the Iranians do the same thing to the rest of the Gulf/Israel?
>>531439349Imagine sending someone like that to handle high level and sensitive negotiationsLmao
>>531439409Soon
lol, they say he is negotiating with Qucklibaf, the nigger who shitposted against america
>>531439439We'll see soon
>>531439397Whatever helps you cope at night
>>531438972>5 day pause to reup>IAF continues attacks>'I dunno what Israel is doing, i've asked them to stop, who can say? they have that hot Jewish blood after all'>IAF continues attacks>Iran responds>'Iran bad, they broke the ceasefire'Its well practised double act of ambiguity and lies. Iran should press their advantage and delete Israels MIC. ruthless slaughter is their language, 'negotiate' using it.
>>531439322fake as fuckonly negotiating a legitimate irani rep would do with witkoff and kushner is negotiating them into range of their own personalized shaheds
>>531439301She has an ass like a roller, your taste is horrible.
>>531439482thus >>531439329
>>531439301Shoes like this will ruin your feet. That btch is done for
>>531439488how many hours a day do you get electricity in Haifa these days?
>>531439329I don't think so. Every ceasefire is followed by a sucker punch.
>>531437434
>>531438563So who won today?
>>531439502they didnt say attacks would stop you lying taaqiya nigger, they said they wont attack the power grid as he promised in his ultimatum
>>531439469I’m not saying they will actually pull it off successfully, in fact I highly doubt they will. I’m just speculating about what their ulterior motive likely is.
its a shame that russia is so zog'd and doesn't let their defence systems be used against israeli jets, iran took down a few jets wish SAMbushes imagine if they had access to actual air defence systems
>>531439352>Iranians have zero incentive to seek a ceasefire with the most duplicitous pair of countries in modern history.Ceasefires are just for reorganization and resupply when not under fire. We would be using the time to bring in meat for the boots on the ground phase.
Did Iran stopped sending rockets since this morning? I don't see a single report anywhere ever since Trump stuff got out
>>531439439yes, they’re in the dark and could legitimately believe trump is attempting to end the conflict. if we see any especially heinous acts in the region or on US soil this week we know what happened
>>53143955224>>531439563all of this cope is so sweet
>>531438817So nuke 'em yourselves, Israel. One high-altitude nuke would EMP all of Iran; turning anything with a computer chip in it a paperweight. No missiles, no drones, no infrastructure.
BREAKING:Images of the negotiations released.
>>531439471Aragchi of all people will never even take a statement delivered through intermediaries by Kushner nor Witkoff.He knows they are the primary reason for this war even taking place. Regardless of how delusional and manipulated Trump is by Kushner, the Iranians made it clear they consider them as unreliable and incompetent negotiators.You need to understand how unprecedented it is for mediators like Oman going public and basically calling Kushner and Witkoff out for being full of shit. That's the level everyone involved is convinced of their duplicity.
>>531439614They're still hitting bases in the gulf maybe you should stop sucking CENTCOM off and actually find some news sources. They've slowed down on Israel, that much is for certain but we can only speculate why.
>>531439614Attacks against Kuwait ongoing there was a joint hezbollah and Iranian attack about 1hr 20min ago
>>531439524She doesn’t. She is nicely shaped.>>531439346Thanks bro. You don’t have to like me and we can disagree. <3>>531439355Your gross
>>531438744>leave wargetting a bit ahead of yourself there anon
>>531439662Just stop, its just pathetic at this point kek
>>531439439Yes they will bomb the negotiators
>>531439572The guy who pranked Trump into thinking he was talking to the leader of Iran.
>>531439662>b-but muh telegram and muh trumpyoure a fucking retard, khazarian queer
>>531439724No, I'm saying I DO like you despite your politics
>>531439735thats what you said during negotiations with hamas and shitzbollah, probably during venezuella.its overIslam lost.the turd world lost.with the fall of Iran and Cuba the unipolar world order will be back
>>531439765gayMacabee is ok when he keeps his keyboard clean
>>531438952Is that miga's equivalent of the ring of vengeance?
I feel like this a feint ceasefire to buy time for marines to land
>>531439662Bibi would accept nothing less than complete victory, he wouldn't be happy with this, is he actually fucking dead?
They are now justifying this war because hypothetically Iran could lob a missile at london and europe is so pathetic no one has any missile defense
>>531439796and then you woke up
>>531439796No rest against the kitty cat killers
>Trump threatens attack>Holds off for talks/negotiations for 5 more days>Low IQ’s think the USA is surrendering >Meanwhile is currently moving in 2 groups of amphibious landing marines and the 82nd airborne >Moving in more air defense systems, replenishing stockpiles>Randomly in the next 5 days pulls an attack on Iran after claiming talks were going nowhere>Boots on the ground on Kharg island and perhaps smaller islands in the Strait of Hormuz >Begins striking Iranian infrastructure claims they gave talks/negotiations a chanceWhy do most thridies, brownoids and eurofags not understand what’s happening? This is the exact same playbook Trump has been running.
Is TACO Trump a KWABOTY candidate?I think yes
>>531438563>trump does nothing>claims there's some sort of deal/negotiationgee who could have seen this coming?in case anyone is confused literally fucking nothing is going to happen and the attacks will continue
>>531439724Yeah, she's fat.
>>531439835It's not a cease fire. There is no cease fireStop talking about cease fires.It's a gentleman's agreement not to hit oil or power.
>>531439796
Where even is the Tripoli now? Indian Ocean? Mallacas?
>>531439847if no ballistic missiles and no nuclear program Bibi would be overjoyed wtf are you talking about
>>531438242>>531438326The Gulf Shia cycle>get raped by sunnoids>get fired by sunnoids>get chased out of wealthy areas by sunnoids>watch sunnoids hoard all the oil wealth>watch sunnoids waste all the oil wealth on gold horses and slavic prostitutes>watch your nutter uncle publicly beheaded for speaking against sunnoids>finally crash out and start a random riot in some backwater village somewhere>Sunnoids call upon the full might of the Saudi-Bahraini-Egyptian-Kuwaiti-Emirati-Jordanian militaries and thousands of Pakistani mercenaries to massacre you on national TV>hundreds dead, thousands maimed raped and tortured>no MSM media coverage or outside help>everyone is eventually terrified and stops resisting>continue getting raped by sunnoids>repeatsorry frens, you shouldn't rely on us for anything
>>531439877>>Low IQ’s think the USA is surrenderingTrump has surrendered, no marines will be landing anywhere. Fucking kill yourself.
Here's what's gonna happen this week.>Trump claims Iran wants to talk>Set up diplomatic talks later this week for a ceasefire.>Meanwhile, Mossad agents infiltrate the Citi Bank building in LA, planting demolition explosives to being the entire building down.>Wednesday comes, explosives go off, 5000+ dead in the Citi Bank collapse, remember 3/25>Trump claims it was Iranian operatives that planted the explosives>Support for the war at an all time high all while giving the United States time to prepare for a full escalation
>>531439106Kike media at ten
>>531439835There is no ceasefire. No negotiations. This is all bullshit from trump.
>>531439903And the only thing backing the gentleman's agreement is Iran's threat to take out desalination plants if their power is hit. Which if they successfully fucked it all up would mean the end of human inhabitation of the Arabian Peninsula.
>>531439847Epstein and bibi are at Diego garcia enjoying the sun. Thats why iran launched a missile that way
>>531439455>losing the boss and much more troops than us is WINNING>but theoretically, what IF the kikes lose? muslims are known for their winning streaks, right? RIGHT?Also>tp>tfGlass castles and throwing stones
>>531439589Iran took down a grand total of zero jets so far. The only success they’ve had are in droning planes on the ground. Luckily the US can (and will) use its stratotanker fleet to extend the range of its Air Force to strike from a safe distance, and there’s nothing the mudslimes can do about it
>>531439952No one anywhere is going to believe this kike shit, it's over for you.
>>531439946Then youve have nothing to lose anonstart an insurgency and get the islamic republic to support you
>>531439930im sure he will weigh in on the matter soon and let us know exactly how he feels about how everything is going
>>531438972Can they? It wouldn't surprise me at all if whoever Trump is negotiating with doesn't actually control the IRGC and can't stop the attacks in the strait.
>>531439946poor shia, despite being 10% of the muslim population shia are 50% of its military capacity
>Axios has also reported that the U.S. is negotiating with Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf.What is MBG doing? I thought the cuck traitor would be Pezeshkian
This has been such a retarded war, holy shit
>>531439952Screen cap me in this.
>>531440082Trump's not negotiating with anyone
>>531439947Nigger Lindsay Graham said the quiet part out loud on Fox News yesterday when he all but admitted they’re going to put boots on the ground on Kharg island. Mid last week it was estimated that the Marines would take a week to get to the gulf.
>>531440064You lost
Is Iran negotiating or not?
Good morning, niggers. How many niggers are gonna die today?
>NewYesterday, 2 USAF "B-52H" Strategic Bombers took off the United Kingdom's "RAF Fairford" airbase to Iran, armed with "GBU-31(V)-3/B" JDAM Bombs, amidst Operation "Epic Fury" .This marks the first use of JDAM bombs by the "B-52" aircraft in Iran.
>>531440023no don't do that, we in Israel would hate that!! noooooo not the arabinos
>>531438563Who tf is Mr. Khorramshart
>>531440023"behave or i'll kick your ass for real" is the essence of a gentleman's agreement
>>531439930In what world has Iran even floated the idea of conceding ballistics, also the regime is still in place, how the fuck would bibi be happy with this?
>>531439952Lucky Larry bought that in 2020 tho
>>531439021>last zionist friendly administration.Lol, lmao.
>>531439946God’s speed fren, I hope one day sunnioids will choke on their jewish cum and stop existing
Trump is negotiating with ghosts
>>531440124they're presenting the final argument of kings
>NewMultiple Explosions reported at U.S. bases in Kuwait
>>531439796these levels of delusion are only possible for a jew.
>>531440123Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf is leading the negotiations. Iran always denies publicly and privately negotiates, even a retarded shill like you must know that right?
>>531440123>You lostDamn. Thanks for telling me, fren. I guess I go home and cry.I will ride my favorite mount, of course.
>>531440124Seems like it. Bad news for Iran they shouldn't negotiate, it's a stalling tactic for the usraelis
>>531439681>Aragchi will [personal bias personal bias personal bias]he's not arab
>>531439952Oh no, mutts another 9/11 to die for israel…
>>531440254Iran is not negotiating anything. This is just a trump taco. Tommorrow he will say "well they didn't want to make a deal" and in reality it was all fake anyway
>>531440149Pretty much.The desal is Iran's own Samson option and the only remaining escalation on the Epstein side to match their freak is nuclearWe are literally in THE standoff.
>>531440239What is going on in kuwait?
kek the orange nigger is lying with a straight face
>>531440254Coco gargles any flavor of cum as long as its anti-West
Trump The strait of Hormuz will be controlled by me and the Ayatollah
>>531440335Peace negotiations
>>531440068lol there's footage of at least 3, one of them being an F35
>>531439853Iran denied targeting diego garcia
>>531440073You're not really turned on by feet...right
>>531440254>desperate>>531440274Please do
>>531440129these are the bunker busters right? probably heading back for the strait, if they left yesterday we’ll be hearing about more shit at bandar abbas today
BREAKING>IRAN LOSTIRAN KEKED OUT>IRAN LOSTIRAN KEKED OUT>IRAN LOSTIRAN KEKED OUT>MASS SUICIDE OF JIHADI SHILLS
when are the houthis going to get off their asses and start blockading the red sea or attack israel?
>>531440283What's the personal bias? 2 israelie aligned unqualified negotiators lied to him across 3 different instances of negotiations, the mediators themselves said they're not delivering the truth of the outcomes to the US president.Joe Kent said pretty much the same thing.This is just rationality.
>>531440292
>>531440346obsessed
>>531439724It's totally fine if you like ugly gypsies, but please stop spamming them. Thanks.
>>531440146Mr big missile in pic rel
>>531440412>its real in my mind
>>531440412I wouldn't go that far. I'd hold out to see. Right now in uncertain.
>>531440453Coco, have you found your father yet
>>531439679kek
>>531440368So britain/us/israel detonated a bomb? They are using that to push europe into war bc this hypothetical missile can hit any place in europe.
>>531439681Oman is not the only one. UK too.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/17/uk-security-adviser-attended-us-iran-talks-and-judged-deal-was-within-reachThe way I see it, Kushner and Witkoff are definitively Israel first. They most likely told Trump whatever Netanyahu told them, or pass "Israeli intel" to him for the sole purpose of sabotaging the talks and going to war.
I just heard explosion sounds. Or could be thunder. I can’t tell the difference anymore
>>531440516America lost
>>531439877>>Holds off for talks/negotiations for 5 more days>>Moving in more air defense systems, replenishing stockpilesTrump is only holding off on attacking the powerplants. normal war is still ongoing so every new system will be targeted.there were posts here about israel attacking powerplants in Tehran. idk if those were real.
>>531440408My understanding is that they are hitting possible cave exits along the coast with them. Hoping to slow down drone launches. Since war is about the math not about the spectacle. Iran's missile program is the spectacle. But the drones are their big mathematical assault. Going back to that whole economy of intercepting them. That part of the war already happened and now Iranian drones are just freely flying all over the GCC blowing shit up. So it's a pointless desperation tactic. Hoping that they might find some natural weaknesses in the rock and collapse a few tunnel entrances. when the reality is there are probably thousands of tunnels they have set up to use for this.
>>531440076Did you miss the part where Shia have to fight against several foreign military interventions with stones and molotov bottles.After the collective trauma of two failed uprisings in 1990s and 2010s it'll take direct Iranian intervention/promise of help to kickstart anything serious. And that will only happen if Bahrain declares war against Iran, which I find unlikely, because they too know that will happen.
>>531440535well so far literally the only evidence it happened at all is "us military command says"
>>531440535Is there even proof that the rocket existed in the first place?
>>531440493>of course not. don't be silly nowHE'S LYING
>>531440535most likely explanation to meiran has nothing to gain by threatening europe, israel gains a ton if they do. just look at the incentives
>>531440512Obviously this is just BS to calm the markets.
I was promised nukes by now
I think the 5 day talks are real. Because israel did the typical "last hit" attack when the US does ceasefires.But as iranian stuff keeps flying it should be restricted to no electricity infrastructure not troops.The things trump says iran agreed to will torpedo the talks.
>>531440555Yep. This effectively blacklisted the pair from any serious negotiation with anyone. There's a reason you're not hearing or seeing either of them anymore and he has to push out retards like Bessent to give commentary instead.
>>531439877>Holds off for talks/negotiations for 5 more daysConveniently waiting until the markets are closed again. Israel is willing to sacrifice the S&P for their goals, Trump is not, that’s what it really boils down to
>>531440430>lied to aragchi>lied to trumpfacebook democrat tier gossip, no evidence of either
THE JEW IS LOSING HIS MIND
>>531440596Of course there isn't.The "rocket" flew over the Indian Ocean where nobody can afford a 0.3 megapixel camera phone to film it with. There's literally no way of proving or disproving it happened outside of the claims of either side.
>>531440535>So britain/us/israel detonated a bomb?idkthere were no reports of diego garcia being hit as far as i know.supposedly, there were 2 missiles, one failed on its own and a ship fired an interceptor at the other. no reports if it was intercepted or what happened to it.we'll never ever know if any of it was real.
>>531440512he cucked out and is talking shit to extend the deadline by 5 days
>>531440571Lmaooooo utterly fatherless
>>531440574sky news reported that israel did attacks on infrastructure or something
>>531440574If they were real we'd have videos. >>5314406575 days from now is suspiciously when markets close
>>531440440I remember people talking about how fishy tower 7 was on the god damn day.
if iran did attach the water de salination plants, would the arabs declare war/bomb nuke israel?
>AHHH IRAN HELP ME PLEASE MAKE A DEAL WITH ME
>>531440698lol i honestly can't wait for it to start baking threads again.gonna be hilarious watching that much concentrated seethe and delusion express itself in the OP
>>531440577seems like they’re legitimately pursuing the suicidal option of taking iran’s coast, they’ve been hitting the port cities for the last week straight, basically since they announced the tripoli was deploying to the strait. you could bomb that coast for 10 years and still get btfo as soon as you approach
>>531440675That Treasury is giving war and diplomacy updates show how little Trump trusts his team right now. Seriously, when was the last time Rubio was seen? Or is he still busy genociding Cuba?
>>5314407241PBTIDSame shill from last night lolStill buckbroken, muttcel?
>>531440759buy a graphics card nigger
Iran should not let the U.S. weasel its way out of this conflict without demilitarization of the Gulf States.
>>531440577>they are hitting possible cave exits along the coastLogical for these clowns, and comical given the range of iranian missiles/drones. If this is what they are doing, they are truly out of ideas. And more pathetic, america has run out of valid targets, so they are just blasting holes into already existing holes in the ground lol.
>>531438898They don't have hegemony without America
>>531439946ripjust work really hard behind the scenes and become the jews of your nation.never fight directly.
>>531438744>Even if the talks are true, what are jews getting out of this?This is fundamentally about Bibi not going to prison.The walls are constantly two seconds away from closing in so each time he manufactures another crisis to get out of it.
>>531440855>>531440826Who is even running this war moment to moment? These aren't rational decisions.
>>531440806Trump is buying time and playing games. There's no path forward for his Presidency unless he gets a war. Without a war, after midterms he is just a lame duck. With a war he gets near unlimited power as he controls the oil.
>>5314408065 minutes ago they said no contact was made, slowly the lie unravels, the war is over, the strait of hormuz will be renamed "Trump Strait"
Welp, we're back at square one
>>531440859Yes but they think they can have it without America. Remember these are delusional kikes who think they are the chosen people.
>>531440535Bogus story or false flag. First mentioned by WSJ quoting "US sources" and then Israel was the only other party to come out to echo that, in an attempt to drag Europe in. Has Hegseth or anyone else confirm it? Because Rutte/NATO couldn't and that's a telltale sign that it either didn't happen, or it happened and it wasn't Iran
>>531438563So, is Trumpstein tacoing or is he lying to stab them in the back?
>>531439106so glad I saw you post this
>>531440852Persians about to become the next gulf Arabs. cope nigger
BAKINGStay Tuned
I have a feeling this war is going to last forever without much happening than the usual rocket tiki taka
>>531440855claude ran out of targets before the 4 day special operation was over lmfao they’ve been grasping at straws ever since
New from alleged "negotiator" M. B. Ghalibaf:>No negotiations have been held with the US, and fakenews is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trapped.Kek I love this war
>>531440911No they said no negotiations have taken place, which is true Seriously the cope is getting embarrassing take a break
Kryat Shmona and northern settlement continues to be pounded every few hours by Hezbollah's rockets after the evacuation warnings of 2 weeks ago
wait, he already pussied out?
>>531440993based, source?
NEW
>>531440826They bombed the shit out of Bandar Abbas on day 1 and they keep bombing the shit out of Bandar Abbas. It's mostly tantrum bombing at this point. Bombing to scare the civilian population into capitulation, and then bombing around the missile cities to provide some level of suppression. But everything is all so spread out that it's impossible to keep enough pressure to slow them down enough. And bombing TELs is a meme because it's literally just a flatbed truck with a hydraulic extender. something a nation of 90 million likely has hundreds of thousands of laying around.
>>531440993>please dont assassinate me israel
>>531440934duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>531440124Did Trump claim it? Then no, they aren't, any more than "Die kike pew pew" counts
>>531441034https://nitter.net/mb_ghalibaf/status/2036108700524347420#m
>>531440842
>>531440952either? both? neither?he is playing it by ear as he always hasif the whole enterprise goes bankrupt he will simply take one look around and pick someone to blame like he always has
>>531440585>>531440722>>531440624Fox news is treating this diego garcia missile report as fact and already got infographics showing missile distances and claiming this is proof why needed to attack Iran. She is actually jacked btw
>>531440905nobodyif there was a rational party overseeing any of this, it wouldn’t have happened in the first place
>>531440905Death cultists who want to force prophecies of the apocalypse to happen, and I wish I was joking. Every rational analysis of the situation said that bombing Iran to the point they start retaliating was the dumbest possible thing you could do and they pulled the trigger anyways
>>531440952another day another plot is my take,the US demands are too incompatible with Irans capacity to dish out pain and basic limits of what their nation can accept
>>531441045now it is our bots, our slop, our.... checkmarks
Trump had a dream.
>>531440574He’s basically stalling until the marines are in place. If they’re going to invade Kharg island they will be hitting Irans infrastructure at the same time. To create massive confusion and disruption as possible at once.When this whole retarded war started it was the same thing, Trump was claiming they were in negotiations and then still just randomly killed the ayatollah and senior leadership.>>531440692Could be but I think it’s more he’s waiting for the marines to arrive which is supposedly rumored to to be tomorrow or Wednesday.
Qaani status?
>>531440581ALL you need is FPV’s drones, mines, and Shaheed drones, and some marine drones or anti-ship missiles. Then blow the bridge that links you to Saudi Arabia, and resist the invaders, then Iran can put you under its umbrella or ask them to annex you.
>>531441171He was talking about bibi
Hold up, so you're telling me. trump bombed muslim pope, then kills the wife and kids of the new muslim pope, and also calls him gay. bombs a bunch of hospitals, muslim curches, water plants, most of the oil infrastructure, and just a shit load of random people, and is just saying "lol okay see ya!". are 3rd worlders just going to take it in the ass like that? LOL WTF
>>531440161Which Slopmachine is that?
>An Israeli security establishment source tells me: “I’d approach this cautiously, with a grain of salt. It’s early Monday morning in the U.S., the start of the trading week. Markets opened higher, largely as expected following the weekend reports on the negotiations and the latest statement by Donald Trump. That said, I wouldn’t view this move as a final step. We saw a similar pattern last week. Oil prices have also declined, supporting the positive sentiment in the short term. For now, it appears he has bought a few more days roughly into week four, until the Marines arrive and complete their initial deployment and organization phase. The Iranians are already denying it”
>>531441148How do they intend to get the marines to kharg island? They have to bring the marine assault ships through the strait to do that. Are they just going to zerg rush it with every destroyer in the region? That's some retarded hollywood shit.
>>531438817This is from last year.
>>531441136We knowhttps://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-allies-using-armies-of-bots-to-influence-social-media-discourse-report/
>>531441090better, apologies for calling you a nigger
>>531441171>i can't day who he is because my 'ally' who has blackmail on me and will just kill him cause they want us in a forever warCool
>>531441083trump posted on truth social, market roseiran denies market diptrump says stuff in press conference market riseiran denies market dipiran should start insider trading too, can fund them for a century
>>531440581>it'll take direct Iranian intervention/promise of help to kickstart anything serious.they just got Iraq, they'll get you in a week or toopeople don't realize how quickly this is going to flip
>>531438563ist that the name of a missile?
>>531441210Supposedly the Iranian people are gonna rise up in 2 weeks
>>531439111And the rockets keep flying
NEW NEW NEW>>531441299>>531441299>>531441299FRESH AND TASTYNEW NEW NEW>>531441299>>531441299>>531441299FRESH AND TASTY
>>531441045Doesnt this mexican fag bot regularly? What is he surprised about?
>>531441171Wait did he literally just leak on live television that they have a major collaborator in Iran? I'm guessing whoever it is will get sniffed out within the next 24 hours and won't be long for this world. Stop giving this nigger classified briefings
>>531441298
>>531441266is kuwaits monarchy even in the country at the moment? probably not
>>531441248>My leader of Iran goes to a different school
>>531441298Yes this one >>531440476
>>531441047>And bombing TELs is a meme because it's literally just a flatbed truck with a hydraulic extender.Not entirely accurate. They can also conaint targeting and tracking equipment.
>>531441148look at a map, the marines in transit cannot hit kharg. i suppose a possibility would be simultaneous or linked assaults, one airdropped onto kharg and another amphibious on the coasts along the strait. i really don’t think they’re retarded enough to try that though, this conflict so far has exposed the cracks in US military dominance and those failures would shatter it
>>531441238Just like Iwo Jima (quoting Lindsey Graham)
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>>531441090He wants to surrender but can't find anyone legitimate to surrender to, nobody with authority is willing to accept it.
>>531440359KeK
>>531441355Or he could be lying to sow suspicion among what remains of the Iranian leadership.
>>531441398Kek
>>531441577You're giving Trump way too much credit.
>>531439207You're on holiday and you come here? My friend this place is not good for you
>>531441238if I had that mission I'd pick my least capable vessel and send it on a suicide run through the straitif it doesn't eat a mine, it gets swarmed with missiles and dronesI have AWACS, satellites and a fuckton of drones watching the shitshowI have bombers stacked up to high heavens, waiting to pounce on the launch points of said missiles, any radars that light upI have fighters, both carrier and land based, ready to kill any Iranian ISR assetsI have helos swarming around, looking for mines, looking for USVs and UUVs, shooting down shahsneedsthe bait gets killed, inevitablyI carpet bomb a 50km long, 4km wide strip of land on the Iranian side, drop some marines in there from helos to reduce any strongpoints I have identified, send in another bait ship
>>531441410>airdroppedCan they even try airdrops without air superiority? Sounds like they stopped flying F35s over Iran. If they aren't flying the "best" jets on earth, Ospreys would be sitting ducks.
>>531439555Checked and likely true, can't trust these kikes
>>531440802on iran and yessaudi and uae especially
>>531441812i assume some type of high altitude shit? real COD campaign style as that would get instant support from hegseth>ospreysthe goal would be to make it to the island, not crash on the runway when they’re taking off lol
>>531441116They didn't just pull the trigger, they opened hostilities by double tapping a school, that alone leads me to believe entirely in the apocalyptic death cult angle
>>531441097>>531440624why is it so hard to believe that smart persians with medium missiles can eventually make big missiles? they've already achieved orbityou won't believe anything until it happens then suddenly "we always knew this"how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>531438873That rat nose bitch is deeply penetrated by khorramshahr4
>>531442440>trying to use logic with miggers
>>531441083>all iranian officialssure thing buddy
>>531441223This.
>>531439106Source - arab world (another IDF copium outlet)
>>531441764this but the french and british navies is basically the plan
>>531442440i would certainly believe they have capabilities that are unknown at this time and surpass what they’ve shown beforeit’s just the timing and efficacy of how they were unveiled makes zero sense and would benefit their adversaries more than themselves
>>531439301Look at those fat ankles. Ugh bitch is ballooning into obese middle age rat faced Israeli aunty
>>531442657>it’s just the timing and efficacy of how they were unveiled makes zero sense and would benefit their adversaries more than themselvesdidn't you hear, the fact that missile launch teams have no communication or coordination with political leaders is a STRENGTHthey call it moisheic or something
>>531442739Mad?>>531439765Thanks bro <3
>>531439488Why is only IDF copium outlets reporting this?
>>531439244Nobody wants troops overseas, calling him taco doesnt mean we want them to stay. Were just laughing at his inability to follow through with any plan, because hes always chickening out
>>531440828Rubio and Vance are both hugging their 2028 pillows and crying to sleep.Hegseth is on an endless HoI4 whiskey bender and no longer perceives reality.
>>531442657That's another thing armchair observers don't seem to understand about warfare. You don't top-deck your fancy new high tech stuff. You don't want it reverse engineered.Israel made that mistake in their 2004 Lebanon war and Iranians go their hands on, reverse engineered, and improved on the Israeli "Spike" anti-armor missile system. (i.e. The Almas missile) And now it's become one of Hezbollah's most feared weapons in the context of Israeli ground invasion.
is Russia and China still supplying Iran with Shahed drones?
>>531441116The day they started bombing Iran is the day they killed any hope of protestors over throwing Irans government. Now the Iranian government enjoys people support in defeating Israel/US coalition as bombing Iran gave Iranians a common enemy to unite against.
>>531440911>no direct or indirect negotiations were madeWhich is true while Trump is shouting about Iran agreeing to xyz>now we're hearing an attempt was made by US for negotiations while Iran has not respondedThis clearly highlights Trumps statement as false. Iran didn't even respond with whether they want to start negotiations talks. Their silence hints at they aren't interested in any negotiations especially when their terms, laid out last week, aren't metKikeroaches kvetching about Trump negotiations is hilarious
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>>531440934Was there any other doubt? Trump is clearly trying to manipulate oil and stock market by making Baghdad bob like statements
>>531442549Why don't you go back to chugging tranny semen bud light and keep blessing Israel?
