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ZION DON IS A FUCKING LIAR
ONE WAY TO TEL-AVIV
>>531441299Gooood morning saaar
Strait status?Plan Status?Petrodollar status?Banan status?
Reminder that Iran lostEveryone laugh at Iran for kek'ing out
the markets have now the choice who they believe, iran or trump lets see
>>531441299DEATH TO ALL JEWSMEN WOMEN AND CHILDRENKILL THEM ALLTKD TKD TKD
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The Epstein Klan is a continuation of Nazi Germany this video has evidence of its bloodline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0bq95a6gZYWe found the Nazis, they were hiding in plain sight the entire time, and they have a dominion over the entire idea of the legal system. The hundreds of thousands of social security numbers that musky musk factor found out, those were throwaways for clandestine agents so that when you do the SSN check it all comes out right sure thing. But Professor, this SSN is over 277 years old. That's a fake News, don't be an Anti-Semite. The only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer!!!
Who's Ghalibaf?Where's my nigga Araghchi?
>>531441467market is waiting to see if the bombs keep on dropping in a few hours
>>531441467Things are already going down hard from the top that formed but some are still on the green for now. Not for long tho
>>531441525Rumours are he died :( I kinda liked that nigga
>BIG BREAKING NEWS: Ghalibaf - No negotiations have been held with the US, and fakenews is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trappedTHE ORANGE NIGGER IS RETARDED
>This image makes the muzzie seethe
So what are the marines for since an amphibious assault on Kharg island is the dumbest meme the US has come up with this entire war so far? Surely nobody would greenlight that level of retardation.
>>531441355>Wait did he literally just leak on live television that they have a major collaborator in Iran?You have two probabilities, anon1- US successfully flipped a major Iranian official during the regime's most hardline and bloodthirsty moment2- Trump is shitting lies out of his demented asshole to escape a disastrous interviewI'll let you decide which one is more likely
>>531441503are you gonna do the RAPEDKIKESLAVE MUTTLYMPICS next bro?
>>531441299That nigga really said Trump lying senpai he's just trying to pump the markets. He not escaping Vietnam 2.0
Has /pig/ coped with the fact there are factions within Iran negotiating with Trump? T-They cant do that hes le orange man drumpf
>>531441409The truth is probably that Trump is doing this to calm the markets and also to stall until the marines arrive so he can move on to the next step, which I guess is invading from the shore or trying to take Kharg Island. Very snake-ish.
>>531441625proofs?
>>531441591>lowers oil price>gets ready to bomb iran over the weekendseems pretty reasonable to me tbqh
Zion don is a coward.Why would the muslim's be seething israeli? Trump is allowing their oil to be sold on the open market, Trump has decided not to attack for the rest of the week, Iran is holding the keys to the car.
>>531441467Short the Asian indices.
>>531441625Omg all these heckin factionrinosPlan trusted ULTIMATE MIGA
>>531441602>ending the war>getting deal worse than obama >almost back where we starteddamn, it’s like we made everything worse and accomplished very little
>>531441602Nice try kike. Brent is what counts here. WTI is mutt oil.
>>531441605hoping it’s not bandar abbas but i think it’s going to be bandar abbas
>>531441686learn English before shilling here, kike
>>531441525Parliament guy, has been talking a lot since day 1 and kikeniggers tried to kill him twice, rumours of his dead spread the same day they killed Larijani but were false. I like him
Outstanding. Sand niggers within a week will have no power because the power plants will all be destroyed. They will have no water because the dams North of Tehran will be bomb and 10 million sand niggers will be running loose in Iran looking for water to drink, and last but not least with Kharg Island going up the sand niggers will have no economy and the secret nuclear sites under the island and the connecting tunnels to the Mainland nuclear sites will be destroyed destroying their capacity to rape little boys and camels. Sad days for the Mullahs when the Iranians eat them and drink their blood. And the best benefit is Iranian pussy will be fifty percent off. Life is good patriots,. And when you visit Tehran after the zombie apocalypse you can stay at a Trump Hotel. Tonight faggots tonight. Now that Trump has delayed the strikes Israel nukes everything. Glowniggers and niggers drinking piss and eating the IRGC. Make Iran great again.
>>531441686>Trump has decided not to attack for the rest of the weekThis is wrong.They have come to a gentleman's agreement not to hit power plants. That's literally all the agreement is. They are still fighting.
>>531441542Trump simply said the bombing of the power plants would not go ahead for 5 days, not that there not be any bombing.
>>531441664>proof?
>>531441638There is that one anon from like 2023 that predicted the Iran war that said the first siege of Kharg Island by American troops fails, but the second siege is successful. Would be wild if it plays out like that.
>>531441738>>531441664>>531441716Hahahahahahahahaha
>>531441223HAPPENINGISRAEL SAYS TRUMP IS LYING
So this “Peace talk” meeting in Islamabad is completely fake lol
Also daily reminder that Houthis are still in the hole.
>>531441686Iran still getting whacked non-stop, its their oil infrastructure he is aiming to wreck over the weekend.
>>531441783I'll that as a resounding 'no' then, you dirt-skinned nigger ROFL
Trump's BS is directly colliding with reality in real time.
Tough Iran beating the indecisive GaySA and shirking isntreal
>>531441625Donnie is trying to surrender to the desk clerk at Tehran shoe store.
>>531441802>Israel is coping tooHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>531441766>all the agreement is.There is no agreement, Trump is talking to LLMs. there is not an "Iranian leader" who is speaking to the orange man.
>>531441766you retard trump just exclaimed something - probably another one of his lies but you are fucking stupid so suck a dick
>>531441820>trump lives in alternate realitynews at 11
>>531441865>>531441883DRUMPF IS A HECKIN CHUD AMIEITE SISTERS
>>531441455You lost motherfucker kike
>>531441611im not jewish i cant count that high,
>>531441730>negotiations with a 5 day deadline means the war is overyou wouldn't fall for that the third time, right?
>>531441802Everyone’s coping amazing, you know shit’s bad when they ask you to trust Iranians suddenly.Literally the consent meme
>>531441844Not getting any alerts from Israel except on the northern border from Hezbollah drone launches. I wonder if the alert system is down in south and central.
>>531441802>sources tell me thislolz
>>531441919*AMIRITEinb4 le typo
>>531441925
at this point trump should just go balls out and just moab some salination plants and refineries and roads, if you’re going to be the bad guy then be the bad guy
>>531441838NEW NEW NEW > A high-level Iranian military source to Tasnim: Iran has prepared major new surprises for the coming days in the war that could dramatically change the outcome.>Trump sees all his military options failing, has no hope of victory or reopening the Strait of Hormuz, and is running low on munitions, so he’s switched to firing words on social media, which only humiliates him more.>Unlike Trump’s empty threats, Iran’s surprises will soon make the real result of the war clear.>Trump should lift his head from his phone, stop tweeting, and start watching the sky, oil prices, and stock markets.get your butt cheeks wide open kikes, the Big Iranian dildos are coming
My armchair take:There is a minority opinion among American policymakers that Iran should be pragmatically treated as the rightful regional power rather than imposing maximum pressure and forcing regime change. If the US reaches a proper deal with Iran, and embolden it to pursue its own interests in the region, it could pave the way for Iran throwing a wrench into the Russian and Chinese trade/energy corridors currently being built in exchange for America rolling back sanctions. All land-based trade from Asia to Europe must either go through either Russia or Iran, so Iran is an important chokepoint. If Central Asian natural gas can be connected to the Persian Gulf by a pipeline through Iran, the best path for its construction, then Central Asian countries can better connect to Western markets and have more leverage against Chinese price gouging (especially Turkmenistan, which observes "permanent neutrality" from all foreign alliances), same goes for trade if India can develop Chabahar port, which could better compete against China's port in Gwadar in Pakistan (Biden did put sanctions waivers on Chabahar and the Azeri pipeline to Turkey, which is 10% owned by Iran's oil company). If sanctions on Iran are rolled back, Russia has a competitor to its energy markets, and China stops getting cheap oil from them. Since the streamlining of Eurasian trade corridors is inevitable, Washington should try to shape the situation in its favor rather than obstruct it.I think the American negotiators were discussing some of these possibilities with their Iranian counterparts, and the Israelis found out and launched their preemptive attack to sabotage their progress
>>531441844Kek
>>531441843I’m agreeing with you retard, look at the IDs>>531441829Are they still closing their pool? Would be hilarious
>>531441985None of you actually believe trump is a pedo lmfao >>531441996SUPER SECRET WEAPON #486868SLAVA IRANI
>>531441994True ontological evil stems from the belief of oneself being the good guy.
>>531441844All Trump said was the bombing of the power plants would not take place for 5 days, nothing else has changed.
>>531441985yea i dont give a shit about trump, make fun of the orange dude lol. im here to watch muslims and kikes get blown up. you 100% look the same as every jew so its like watching mexicans fight with other types of mexicans.
'It'll be jointly controlled,' he said of the waterway. When asked who would be jointly controlling it, Trump added, 'maybe me, maybe me.' 'Me and the ayatollah, whoever the ayatollah is, whoever the next ayatollah [is.],' the President continued.Trump then argued that no matter what, Iran's next leader would represent 'regime change.' 'There's automatically a regime change,' the President added.
>2 more weekshas been reduced to >5 more daysEver closer to nuclear Armageddon
>>531442056>heh they wont do shi-AAACCCCKKKKKKK
>>531441996>you wait, our wunderweapon v8.4594 is going to be the biggest ever. Get your popcorn ready dudes..
>>531442108incredible
>>531442135>Iran and US make deal>Israel left outWhy would I be opposed to that?
>>531441467They will believe trumpnormie media is completly retarded and most people that know better still also know that most people will be retarded and believe trumpMost normies don´t even understand that iran has a word to say about the end of the war, to most people iran is decapitated and trump can just leave and iran will be happy if he does so and will just have to accept it
>>531442108Holy shit
Did Iran take out Tel Aviv yet? Or at least desalination plants?
>>531441996Please dont talk to me pedophile.
We will see 5 days of kvetching. Israel is getting hit with cluster ammo as the US said they stop maximum escalation.
>>531442108for all his faults, the way he redefines everything to make it look like he's the winner is pretty funny and no one seems to know what to do about it
>>531442117Speaking of which we can now surmise that the "doomsday clock" is jewish nonsense.People don't want to eat ze bugs:>5 NANOSECONDS TO MIDNIGHTLiterally on the verge of a nuclear escalation: >silence.
>>531442108He’s doing magician level copery high grade miggerism
>>531442135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzSR7Z8uwSI littrealy spotted in this vid, like 9 sec in.
>>531442108This is the most pathetic and helpless I've seen him. Floundering, partially demented. Unaware and not in control of the situation.
>Appoints new Ayatollah>Immediately murdered by 1000 bloodhungry moloch worshipping caananites >Trump is going to "jointly control" the strait with a pile of corpses in iranSeems fake
>>531442283>>531442292DRUMPF IS LE BAD, SO TRUE SISTERS
>>531441996>Trump should lift his head from his phone, stop tweeting, and start watching the skyWhat???? SO THE DRONES FLYING AROUND WASHINGTON WERE FROM IRAN? HOLY FUCK! ORANGE NIGGER WILL BLEW UP PEW PEW
>>531442135hloy shit those windows will never be the same again, and that bus. kek. This is the power of Iran, 3 weeks of saying they were going to release the biggest weapons ever and that is the result. In a related fact Hamas and the IDF managed to kill 1400 kikes in just a few hours, Iran have killed less than 20 in 3 weeks.
>>531442344can you say "with consent of the parents" miga tranny?
from>OPEN STRAIT IN 48 HOURS OR I KILL YOUto>5 days of negotiations? yes pleasewith more than 8 hours to gopeacethroughstrengthtoputitmildlybros...
>>531442011Actual strategy requires brains, which the US has been lacking for many years now. Iraq, Afghanistan, now Iran. Then Russia/Ukraine which just pushed Russia and China closer together. Every problem looks like a nail to the US.
>>531442223>lives in israel>cries about pedophiles
>>531442384>turk groyper is madNo.... not that
>>531442344watching this whole cope for the past month has been pretty good. idk what is going to cause more cope then watching the 3rd world get BTFO in real time. the only thing i can think that would top it is if mormon jesus was the right way and every single nigger skin the the world automaticlly goes stright to hell.
>>531442261>doomsday clock>hasn't been changed since january 27th>Female CEO>89 seconds to midnightThanks (((Science)))
Uhhhh.... Countdown Bros..?I went to sleep, I just woke up, and what the hell happened?
Filtering the thirteen colonies flag, you're nought but disguised jews.
>>531442261>"doomsday clock" is jewish nonsense.Damn, first time I heard that name since 2019. It was always a leftist performative protest against the always-imminent climate armageddon. Anyone who took it seriously is a colossal retard
>>531442482Did you know that confederates were the pro jewish side of the civil war?
>>531441638Taking Karg first doesn't make any sense. I believe they will land first in the islands of the gulf and then in the Balochistan plain.
>>531441299Miggers are destroying capitalism and you laugh
>iranians can't lie!!!Trannies are so naive
>>531442476its over
>>531442560what all the slave owners? no heckin way
>>531442230You realize Iran’s cluster bombs are weak as fuck right? It’s like the equivalent of dropping like 200 hand grenades. They don’t have cluster munitions on the level of USA, Russia and China have which are powerful enough to flatten an entire city block.
>>531442476Trump putzd out because he has no hutzpah
>>531442108>Daily Fail.
>>531441996The only victory the US could pull out of this is a purely phyrric one.Iran would be destroyed, but the entire middle east would also be destroyed and rendered uninhabitable including Israel. The global economy would lie in ruins, and global oil trade would be crippled for a long time.The only way to preserve the hegemony and control over the global financial system would be to withdraw. The gulf states would not recover. Israel would be broken, abandoned by its settlers. Iran would be crippled but maintain control of the gulf and the oil trade.It would ruin western prestige, but it's the only positive conclusion to this.
>>531442447>>531442575SHUT UP CHUDS, THE MIGGER RACISTS ARE GETTING BTFO
>>531442449They should move it to 67 seconds
>>531442108A regime changing its leader is not a regime changing its policies; but ok, it's a change... technically.
>>531442567I think most people are too financially strained to care about "ism"s anymore. People want solutions not ideologies.
Trump trying to play the market againSEC should investigate
If I were Iran I'd be unloading half of all of my missiles on israel and the other half on GCC infrastructure right this second
>>531441625fucking kill yourself
Trump can do the funniest thing right now, getting a deal with Iran than doesn't involved Israel
>>531442737Well thats certainly another no hahahahahahaha
>>531442689>1pbtid>meme flag>random flavor of the week talking point>non original anime gif from ifunnymy nigga theres like 15 of these in thread already.
>>531442721They're going at the pace they have calculated to be optimal. War is math, not spectacle.
>>531442750We did it with the Houthis, thats likely where we're headed. Best case scenario.
>>531442575>just trust the side that has invaded or toppled other governments through either overt or covert means, and that has been in a constant state of war since 1776, outside of maybe 2 decades or lessYeah, the US never lies
>>531442774>It's x, not yThanks grok
>>531441625The absolute state of miggers. How are these people not hanging themselves out of pure shame at this point?
>>531441591It is aalso possible they dressed upMarco Rubio in curtains and presented him as a top Iranian official that wanted a deal with Trump.
>>531442621I stumbled on it when I read the leo frank closing trial. (praising the jewish race in KKK georgia, saying they produced judah p benjamin and disraeli the british PM)The confederate flag ommitted christian symbols on behalf of the jewish community.Grant kicked out jewish merchants who were tracking the military.
>>531442641This is the master plan. Ai told trump most humans must die. Thats why all ai centers are based in america and china.It will be difficult to cull the 2 billion jeets and 1 billion africans but trust the plan
>>531441455Based, when is IDF invading Iran to teach those towelheads a lesson?
I wonder what AI engine the Iranians use.
>>531442567then at least they'd be good for somethingbut i wouldn't get my hopes up>>531442689>tf>tpsay the line rule-cuck
>>531442750well considering bibi is fucking dead israel doesn’t have much of a seat at the table right now, kind of just panicking on their own as the region falls apart around them
Invade southern Iran and Dirty bomb tehran is it really that hard to beat these sand miggers?
>>531442844>foreigners are madNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE FRICKIN FOREIGNEROONIS
Qaani status??
>>531442798total withdrawal in shame?
GUYS, I JUST HAD A THOUGHTI'm no military strategist/analyst, but what if the US pulled its forces out of Iraq to reposition them for a push on the gulf?
>>531442056He is a child rapist
>>531442622This is about the psychological effect not some objective damage. I hope no people die on either side. (and that israels with dual citizenship realize they can go through kairo and leave before netanyahu ruins everything again)
>>531442721They have a better tactic. Your idea is>blast everything at once>the enemy can fix everything without being worried about getting hit againWhereas what they're doing is making everything be dangerous and partly destroyed for a long time. Can't go to the airport without having to hide in a shelter before boarding, infrastructure regularly stops working, spend a maximum of time not working nor living normally, going to shelters instead. It's not just about destroying thing, it's about spreading everything through time so that it's constant.
>>531441515Just give it a .... a knock, you know, just a little tap, a Knock, on top the head ... Just to see what we're dealing with, see what we got.Knock-lee-our wessels.Nook-leah-are wessels.
>>531441625>s-surely there are factions negotiating with Trumphahahaha Amerimutts, have you no pride left?
Sephardic gf status?
>>531442260Who the fuck cares
>>531441638What else could we expect from the people who attacked during negotiations and double-tapped a school full of children
>>531442982they why move to jordan, erbil and turkey?
>>531442921Cringe as usual. Miggers are just losing braincells left and right
>>531442767Why so angry, Trump lying and weak. You are going to get drafted>>531442912>tf>tpsay the line rule-cucki dont udnerstand a single word you say
>>531442985People would take you more seriously if you freaks didnt JUST supported pedo grooming of kids for tranny shit. Your projection is as insane as you are. >>531443067NOOOOO.... A MEMEFLAG?! N-NOOOOOOOO
>oil goes down>diesel keeps going up at gas station They just keep increasing the price everyday.
>>531442985>I think about children being molested constanly.
>there are factions in iran negotiating with trump!!>the factions in question>Mossad agents>Pakistanis on VPNs>Tucker Carlson
>>531442982The only way to solve the middle east is to level israel. I would say they should have been moved to Madagascar but they would have genocided those natives. Its honestly funny they are genociding people who are genetically more jewish than they are.
>>531443013If they can "just fix everything", then why did markets react so violently to the thought of iran touching GCC infrastructure at all this weekend?
>>531443120Its a muttcel troll, he's using several IPs to derail the thread.Ignore him
>>531442982Seems unlikely, the logistics don't make sense. Why move everything to Jordan/Europe? Only to move them back?
>>531442969>>531443120>NAFOtrannys are madKWAB
DJI is losing its gains and Brent is creeping back up again.Looks like the orangutan's pump and dump worked, back to regular schedule
>>531443136that kushner is involved anywhere shows just bad faith
>>531442944He is dead. Was caught as spy
>>531443160I always forget how much you faggots seethe about Tucker
>pentagon approving $200B to attack Iran over the next 12 months
>>531442798>the HouthisTheir newest videos btw
>>531443153At what price do euros protest? €3/L ?
>>531443170Nigger you can't even read, I'm talking about kikes/khaleeji getting to fix everything if Iran fired everything at once.
>>531443075Your potential Sephardic gf has negotiated with Trump to open her straits for him to let his big navy inside.
>>531443240thats like 20 more days covered, what about the rest?
>>531442982Well then you should get the fuck out of this thread, everybody else here has at least 15 years of experience analyzing every modern war in great detail, basing their opinions on well established fact rather than tweets and telegram posts
>>531443136>Arabs actually believe Alon Mizrahi is a valid sourceHoly fuck you guys are regarded
>>531443240That won't get us to Easter
>>531443273>Nigger you can't even readYo, you're pakistani and you're projecting hard as fuck. Nigga you can't read
>>531442762Do it kike, slash your wrists with a razor
>>531443242I respect the Houthis, a bunch of madmen
>>531443242>Makes new video>Stares at you like this>”what do you mean this doesn’t contribute to the cause”
>>531442982see>>531443111They retreated they didn't advance.And it's mostly POGs there, not combat troops. They're there to wipe the bird shit off of radar dishes not engage in fire fights.
>>531443251the french always protest, the british never protest, the germans sometimes protest
>>531443242kek based
>>531443326>impotent zoomer plays the internet tough guy OH MY 4CHANNEL
>>531443240First week cost 11 billions, 200 billions allows for 18 weeks of conflict which would destroy the world economy.
>>531443297I keked
ANONS I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.TRUMP IS TALKING TO "IRANIANS".WHO DO WE KNOW WHO DOES PRANK CALLS TO WORLD LEADERS? THERE'S SEVERAL PEOPLE, RIGHT?
>>531442363Yeah, aryans send an hypersonic to blow up some windows... if that's the level of analysis in our HQs then we're fuck3d. They just blew up the reinforced HQ bunker housing the human assets in charge of the nuke program in dimona you dumbass. If you take your head out of your ass you will get that info on youtube right now. Cards are on the table, "no more games". jesus.
>>531443153Price gauging. When oil goes up they immediately put the price up even tho that gasoline being sold was refined and bought at the lower oil price. When the oil goes down they keep the price high until the oil price stays low and they run out of excuses.
>>531443297I get my info from LSD induced pipe dreams about my going on cute picnicks with a Sephardic gf
>>531443240Pentagon requested 200bn, but I thought that congress had to approve it? Did that happen?
>>531443333Checked. Crazy little fellas indeed.
>>531442011>There is a minority opinion among American policymakers that Iran should be pragmatically treated as the rightful regional powerthis is mutt for "unconditional us surrender" btw
>>531443372kill yourself
>>An Israeli security establishment source tells me: “I’d approach this cautiously, with a grain of salt. It’s early Monday morning in the U.S., the start of the trading week. Markets opened higher, largely as expected following the weekend reports on the negotiations and the latest statement by Donald Trump. That said, I wouldn’t view this move as a final step. We saw a similar pattern last week. Oil prices have also declined, supporting the positive sentiment in the short term. For now, it appears he has bought a few more days roughly into week four, until the Marines arrive and complete their initial deployment and organization phase. The Iranians are already denying it”So Israel is straight up saying that Trump is bullshitting and stalling for a potential ground invasion next week
>>531441455>*gets bombed again*
>>531442944Lol why are you posting my boy Siddhant's screencaps
>>531441888I've been saying for a while. The pendulum does swim equally far when it swings to the other side. Miggers and the orange nigger are basically troons with how much they live in a made up world and need the entire world to change to match to their fantasy world rather than accept they are not what they believe they are.
>>531443361They are ready and finger on the trigger, solid fuel in the missiles, at their Commanders of orders.
lockh**d and r*ytheon zogslaves should be lynched (in minecraft)
>>531443226Source?>>531443475Khazarian Queen posted him in previous thread and I need to know how my boy Qaani is doing?
>>531443417Our congress can't even pass a bill to continue funding government bc dems want ice defunded. Airports are a shit show in America rn, some airlines are offering bussing instead of flying because the security lines are so long kek!
>>531443403>If I make shit up instead of saying the Iranians missed the nuke plants by 6 miles then I can sound smart.
>>531443516>Mojtaba status?
>>531443467Rabbis and Mullahs agree on trump manipulating the markets to play for time.
>>531443428I mean it would likely be a negotiated surrender if they go that way. There's no way the US is going to give it ALL up. As much as I'd like to romanticize Irans cojones and say that they'll fight to the bitter end, even pushing the US back to Jordan is a huge security improvement for Iran.
>>531443546That would be antisemitic. The goy public funds must be syphoned through useless weapons
>>531442135wasn't this 15km off target in the middle of some neighborhood?you can't win a war like thatin a few days you won't even be able to threaten oil refineries unless they're 15km wide kek
>>531443422They were the only ones that didnt cuck out of the entire Gaza conflict. I respect them and so does Trump i think. Trump should visit Yemen and chew on the shit they all chew on.
>>531443577Trump will defund ICE for iran war budget. I see it coming.
>>531443414when prices are rising they are reacting to what is currently available for them to purchase and their margins are fuckedwhen prices are falling they are selling off the shit they bought at higher prices and margins are improving
>America is already giving up after a few weeksLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>531441838wow another smoldering side of a mountaindid you actually hit anything meaningful
>>531441978A typo is the least of your worries.
>>531442011You're probably not far off. I also think everyone is fully aware of the potential for Iran to devolve into something even worse than Afghanistan. The segmented/horizontal command structure is basically a recipe for multiple semi coordinated insurgencies
>>531442944>we are in talks with a top Iranian leader>"may we see him?">nodo miggers really
The war will get cheaper once we have american boots on the ground
>>531443623Trump can’t handle Kat lol. Also it wouldn’t a shoe they would throw at him kek
>>531443587How are Iran going to reveal that homo is in coma? Say he died of long COVID or got into tragic accident whilst gardening?
More sauce on that picture of the Ford in Crete some anon asked for a couple of threads backsomeone reposted... and added a bunch of watermarks in TG tradition. https://t.me/RezistanceTrench1/45300
>>531443617nope
>>531443670how did you manage to post literally every map ever?
>>531443646I will vote straight ticket lolbertarian if he does that
>>531441610>2- Trump is shitting lies out of his demented asshole to escape a disastrous interviewpic related is the Iranian leader trump is talking to.
>>531443587Listen Macabee, I CAN get you a Sepharadic gf only if you stop being such a kike bot
>>531443467Yes, I believe this one. He did it before, talking about negotiations, only to buy time until the carriers got in position to attack. I don't think that Trump is running US Middle East policy.
>>531441941So, are you admitting it is a bold faced lie and that you backstabbing cowards have been lying the entire time?
>>531443552Macabee what's the source on that Ashkenazi girl standing in front of a palm you posted in a previous thread?For Jewish subgroup genetic analysis purposes, of course>>531443422Nothing will ever beat the sniper video against Biden admin officials. That was genuinely professional propaganda
>>531443552Widely reported here and elsewhere but I guess nothing has been confirmedThe guy literally has had to take a shit moments before bombs drop in rooms full of important people multiple times now.
>>531442575Pegate un tiro, chilindio color mierda.
>>531443077>Who the fuck caresyou do, apparently
>>531442476markets needed saving, so trump's lying.Either that, or the greatest Vovan and Lexus prank ever.
>>531443690he said THE COUNTRY OF IRANhe's talked to all of them
>>531443690Trust the plan>>531443783No fucking Sephardic woman’s ants anything to do with a Moroccan nigger you know this. Moroccan Jews are literally kahanist in israel.>>531443741Mojtaqueer.
>>531443774What is Kharg?
>>531443690>said leader will be killed the moment anyone finds out he's talking to drumpfImagine the sway said leader would have.
>BREAKING NEWS IRGC COMMANDER HAS DEFECTED TO ISRAELBREAKING NEWS IRGC COMMANDER HAS DEFECTED TO ISRAEL> BREAKING NEWS IRGC COMMANDER HAS DEFECTED TO ISRAELBREAKING NEWS IRGC COMMANDER HAS DEFECTED TO ISRAEL
>>531443649However if you go to a shop and buy anything the price should be what the shop bought those goods for. When the price rises it reveals what the shop bought the goods for. Paki shops will do that (kikes as well) they will stick the price as high as possible to take advantage of a situation and pocket massive profits on stuff they bought at the regular price.
>>531443422Holy fuck, the skill to pull something like that! Respect
>>531443806> Nothing will ever beat the sniper video against Biden admin officials. That was genuinely professional propagandaShow me. I slept through all Biden administration.
>>531443903kek
>>531443864>The tenor and toneis that a tautology?
>>531443806Shulamit.lowensteyn she is a wannabe politician with huge knockers and a feminist degree.
>>531443903>Get me the fuck outta herePretty funny
>>531443646ICE is funded until 2029 lmfao
As Trump declared ceasefire negotiations, Iran launched wave 77.Targets: Israeli positions across occupied Palestine using Kheibar-Shekan missiles and loitering drones. US bases targeted include Ali Al Salem in Kuwait, Al-Kharj in Saudi Arabia, and Al Dhafra in the UAE using Zolfaghar solid-fuel precision missiles.
>>531443301idk, he's just stating his opinion which is sound most of the time
Breaking: An Israeli source stated that the US has set April 9 as the deadline to end the war with Iran, leaving about 21 days for continued "fighting with negotiations." (ynet)>Breaking: An Israeli source stated that the US has set April 9 as the deadline to end the war with Iran, leaving about 21 days for continued "fighting with negotiations." (ynet)Breaking: An Israeli source stated that the US has set April 9 as the deadline to end the war with Iran, leaving about 21 days for continued "fighting with negotiations." (ynet)
>>531443903No.... NOOOOOOOOOO
>>531443984democrats do some defund ice thing right now that holds up TSA DHS funding
>>531444026just 2 and half more weeks!
>>531443887Kharrrrrrg I'm a pirate kharrrrrgI hate niggers kharrrrrg>>531443903I know that guy he goes by Samir Al-Hayiid on the street, the ghost of hormuz
>>531443903Cheeky
>>531443903He joins IRGC Brigadier General Ekster Mineit-Alljouz, who turned himself in to Mossad in June last year
>>531443883WE ARE THE SOURCE OF SEPHARADIC CUM DEMONS. Not israel. The source is HERE. t: I banged multiple sepharadic whores that loved the Moroccan dick and of course creampied that pussies. They smell like rotten tuna (no joke) no amount of high end soap can ever make them not stink.
>>531443906>However if you go to a shop and buy anything the price should be what the shop bought those goods for.
>>531442660>technically.Don't even give him that.
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>>531443422>Hey Achmed, I bet you're too pussy to go stand out there while I fire this
>>531443903I presume Muhammad Idan Wanadai will be next?
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>>531444026I doubt this is really going to work if iran got ammo for longer.
>>531443903> BREAKING NEWS IRGC COMMANDER HAS DEFECTED TO ISRAELOne less mole to gum up the works inside IRGC command, at least Mossad pays its Iranian agents unlike its social media shills lol
>>531443733KEK
>>531443906so you literally believe the shop isn't entitled to one shilling for services, correct? Do you think the shop where the shop buys from (distributor) should also not profit at all, and why should the manufacturer profit anything besides the cost of materials, correct, because labor is given and free, right?
>>531443906generally that’s how it works but if your “shop” is very low margin and thrives on volume, you probably don’t have surpluses of cash and time on your hands to wait for prices to normalize in high volatility environments. when your shipments usually cost $100 and now they’re $400, you can’t wait for the $400 shit to arrive to change your prices
>>531443903kino
BAKINGstay tuned
>>531443903>source : (((David Keyes)))Yea right, Netanyahu is in Iran right now he is the new Mullah
>>531444133Phoneticize the name, dumbass.
What if it really is this easy?
>>531444133room temperature iq award
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVnEHl6yZOw>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVnEHl6yZOwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVnEHl6yZOwTRUMP RUMBLING LIVE
>manipulating markets is illegal>the president of the us openly does it and no one cares
>>531444012>Dooms days that israel will fall in two weeks>Arabs believe this is unprepared>Some anon who might not even be JewishHoly fuck I thought we got the retarded Algerians in Europe…>>531444072Sure buddy <3 Why are Moroccan woman so obsessed by European cock btw?
>>531444133>average american reading comprehension
>>531442844They have no shame. That would require them to be self-aware.
>>531444090should only count when the last name of the supreme leader changes
>>531444245To be fair I didn't get it until I went to start typing the name into google.
>You have to understand me and Iran have been negotiating a long time, and this is the 40th guy I've seen because I murdered his dad, uncle, brother, boss, and now they're gonna agree to whatever I want.
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>>531444276>>531444245
>>531443906in principle gas stations should compete for the business, that this racket works is due to an oligopoly of gas stations who have formal or informal agreements on the price strategyfree market leads to monopolies and cartels
>>531443422>>531444108>>531443921>manufacturer says max range : 500 meters >Houthi goes : let me tell you what’s the max range
I’d titfuck her too ngl
>>531442011>If the US reaches a proper deal with Iran, and embolden it to pursue its own interests in the region, it could pave the way for Iran throwing a wrench into the Russian and Chinese trade/energy corridors This is the same "strategy" which sent China and Russia into each other's arms. You cannot play superpowers off one another the way you can tribal factions in a local proxy war. The Iranians aren't just going to suddenly kowtow to ZOG and help you fight the other superpowers because... because they just will, okay! It was retarded when the US thought they could get Russia to do that, it was retarded when they thought they could get China to do that, and it's retarded now. And this is setting aside the fact that the US is agreement incapable.
Also I’m going out to walk the dog frens cya!
>>531443903Mission was already accomplished in the first four hours anyway... right?!
>>531443670What the fuck is this?
>>531444238It’s the other way around, all European women crave the Big Moroccan Dick. We are their most preferred. You can ask around. But you said you wanted a Sepharadic milker cum demon ?
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>>531444159But whatever the price was before included any BS like service etc. If people go to the shop and buy stuff then so be it. However when a situation occurs and the goods that were already paid for by them, that were sitting on the shelf suddenly rise in price then that obviously is BS.
>>531443961I don't have Instagram so I kindly ask you as a friend/enemy to post more of her.We haven't had a good /pig/ mascot in a while
>>531444351fuck off Macabee you sad cuntAdriian owns you
>>531443361>>”what do you mean this doesn’t contribute to the cause”What do you mean 'Take Kharg'?Not all cards need to be played immediately.
>>531444308gas stations have some of the operating lowest margins in the entire market m8. it's razor thin.
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This trump nigga is just yapping about nonsense, if the war is over why are we sending thousands of troops, billions of dollars of weaponry, and begging congress for more funding?
>>531444307ChatJeetPT didn't get it. But Gemini Pro did. So Anon's intelligence is somewhere between a dumb AI and a very dumb AI.
>>531442011>There is a minority opinion among American policymakers that Iran should be pragmatically treated as the rightful regional power rather than imposing maximum pressure and forcing regime change. If the US reaches a proper deal with Iran, and embolden it to pursue its own interests in the region, it could pave the way for Iran throwing a wrench into the Russian and Chinese trade/energy corridors currently being built in exchange for America rolling back sanctions.I don't think that faction has any significant power.
>>531444222- repeating the kushner and witkoff nonsense as casus belli- claims iran got no missiles left - claims the US navy shoots boats for fun (war crime)- claims iran never denounce their nuclear program (fatwa of the ayatollah)- brags about stockmarket as americans lose their job and the prices rise
>>531442011Delusional: the negotiators are kikes Kushner and Witkoff who are not loyal to the US.
>>531443584Read what you wrote you dummy. Before hitting the nuclear plants there's a whole list of energy related targets to hit. Even desalination plants are first than atomic plants in the escalation ladder.Isreal is in the "prepare the nuke" stage, everyone knows it, and we are all waiting here for the "red button moment". What would the towels do? Kill the "preparing the nuke" stage team. That's what US-ISreal did with the Iranians first, killing all of their nuke scientist and engineers, only thing is, Iran doesn't rely on nukes to win this shit. Israel does.
>>531443428Im totally ok with that. Don't spend another nickel outside of the western hemisphere
>>531442593>i get knocked down>then i get up again>you're never gonna keep me down
>>531444133I was actually just going to make a joke about how someone should post the tweet on /k/ in order to cap those subhumans falling for it
>>531444538Did anyone track down Samuyiill Hyduiyin yet?
>>531442864>Southern Jews & the Lost Causehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ckr2-sXxcThis is what they admit, so coupled with the knowledge of (((who))) owned the ships we can extrapolate that (((their))) involvement was severe, if not complete.
>>531444505I will agree they probably make up a lot of profits with selling stuff in het shop for high prices. However they will also take advantage of oil prices going up even tho that gasoline they paid for was at the lower price
>>531444603As long as those compromised kikes are in the discussion as long as we know this “truce” is a feint. As more cargos arrives to the middle east.
I rate this war an 8.5/10 on the hillariousness so farI have not laughed this much in forever
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>>531444603they are negotiating behinds Israel's back. Usa is so desperate to TACO that they send them to negotiate without asking Israel
Reminder that the US and Israel lost and the whole world is laughing at how pathetic they are.
>>531444715We harvested so much kike salt, and new anti-zog memes it’s insane. Kek
>>531441855Kek’d and checked
>>531443297S-sorry sir... I'll just keep my thoughts to myself...
>>531442108>kill leadership>stand confused without anyone to negotiateHahahahahaha, lmao even.
>>531444753the kikes will not allow a truce
>>531444676mate you are just uniquely obtuse if you don’t understand how this works you’ve had it explained to you in a variety of ways just in this thread and it’s not a complicated subject to begin with
>>531443417This nigga talkin about congress
>>531444801You can't even diss the aesthetic of the Persians This has been absolutely hilarious so far, and the best is yet to come, I think
>>531444603>>531444753Trump's talking to Vovan and Lexus. Video incoming.
>>531443422Higher terrain advantage. Based kenobi school of tactics.
>>531444181It's a joke >Ghetmi Thafaq Awtaheer is phonetic English for "get me the fuck outta here."
>>531443961Her shape is unfortunate.
>>531443079I know, I can't believe the IRGC missled their own girl's elementary school on the first day. Is that part of the mosaic strategy?
>>531443587Probably in a coma and/or dead.
>>531444438Do they not have humour in your part of the world?
The destruction of Israel's Sorek and Ashkelon desalination plants through the use of an missile could potentially bring an end to the ongoing conflict by crippling their water supply, which is critical for both domestic consumption and municipal needs in major cities like Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Haifa. Approximately 60-70% of Israel's drinking water comes from desalinated seawater, making these facilities key targets for any party aiming to bring about lasting change.The failure to target Israel's desalination infrastructure during the conflict raises concerns about the sincerity and commitment of those seeking peace, as well as the prolonged suffering of the Palestinian people under Israeli occupation. The destruction of these critical facilities would send a strong message that negotiations have reached their limit, and decisive action is required to end Israeli tyranny, oppression, and abuses of power.This includes the corruption and bribery of AIPAC donors, which has contributed to Israel's continued dominance and the perpetuation of an unjust system that undermines peace and justice for all. By addressing these underlying issues, we can work towards a more equitable resolution that priorities the well-being and human rights of both Palestinians and Israelis.Perhaps a missile strike near the desalination plants can explain to their leaders that the time for change is now.
>>531445300Talking about Bibi?
>>531442750Send in the negoytiators
>>531442056I dont actually think trump is a pedophile, but he is a pedo protector which is nearly as bad. His unwillingness to destroy the current order is pure cowardice. He ran on draining the swamp, and instead he fellates them and their jewish rulers daily. Oh they threatened to ruin him and kill his family? Guess what thats the duty of the president to take those slings and arrows for his people. Hes a coward without principles who sold us out. I hope they fucking destroy him anyway just to prove a point.
>>531443222Checked and trve
>>531445790>nearlypeople protecting woodchipper-people are woodchipper-people.
>>531441409>Constant shitskinisms >Calling humans liarsYou're worse than bbc calling everyone fake news.
>>531446433Friendly reminder the US gov't lied to you about everything starting from day 1.
