https://youtu.be/Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>532135577Inb4 schizo posters
>>532135666all photos of the earth are a jewish conspiracy
Yippee!!!!!!!!!!
Total globetard death
>>532135577space is fake and gay
>>532135666sure satantheyll find reason to postpone it over the next few days and reschedule it down the line again
>>532136043Fucking hell she hit the wall hard.
>>532135577How do I bet on a massive failure and do I get better odds of I pick the skin colour whose fault it is? I've been practicing all day
>>532135577Over/Under the rocket starts rolling to the right or left shortly after launch due to not being able to escape the firmament like every other manned launch ever?
>>532136043Erika Kirk?
>>532136246number of kids:3 4 2 0
I hope they explode during takeoff.
>>532135577It's going to blow up on launch! Isn't it?
>>532135577Flatards should be put down
>>532136422I hope some Bangladeshi rapes you in sleep
>>532136246Are the suits orange so they will be easy to identify in the wreckage?
>>532136328You are gay
>>532136495Technically yes, same reason as the Shuttle suits.
>>532136246Inb4 the nigger stabs everyone and we have the first crime committed on the moon by a nog
>>532136539Nigger she's almost 50. Don't fucking pretend she wasn't hotter 15 years ago during Iron Man 2
>>532136470>hurr lurr da gubmint told me in grade 3 dat da world is globe
>>532135577>ai just starts becoming passable>lets go to le heckin moonerino!>you can view the entire mission in 4k UHD VR!
Scott Manley says we're going to the mūn.
>>532135577LAUNCH ABORTEDTHAT POS ISNT GOING ANYWHERE
They cobbled that Frankenstein rocket together from parts from the 1960s, not a chance it holds together KEK. Imagine sitting your ass on a skyscraper full of rocket fuel.
>>532136550My suit would be camo. I'm just optimistic
>>532136438Ansar Allah will shoot it down. They mean.
>>532136689kek>>532135577Not even landing on the moon anymore.How much humanity in 50 years.Wake me up when humans land on the moon again.
>>532136470Shalom, rabbi. Beautiful day in Tel Aviv
>>532135577They are just doing a drive by. This didn't even need to be manned mission.
YEAH DIDNT WANT TO SEE THE VAN JOURNEY IN FULL SCREEN ANYWAY
Average female astronaut
>>532136470>Flatards should be put downThat would be easier than proving there is curvature or we are spinning in circles. Just so you know, pointing to lights in the sky and combining that with theories does not prove anything.
>>532136246
>>532136603I'd bet on the woman self-sabotaging the mission before the nog chimps out.
>>532136899It’s a bummer they lost the technology for the greatest human achievement in history. Such a shame. Oh well. I guess we will continue fighting wars for Israel instead.
>>532137009> blue beltsngmi
>>532136952So that's why they needed a black guy
>>532135577Is the weather good in Florida right now or is the launch going to get canceled?
>>532137009At least they’re sending a chimp first to make sure it’s safe.
>>532136246Are we still doing muh diversity shit? I mean I'm honestly fine with the black dude but why a WOMAN?? Why the fuck would you include a woman in a group of men cooped up in space togther? It's just asking for a disaster.
>>532136422Plot twist. Iran hits it with a LRHM and then America claims the tech that was going to take Artemis II to the moon can't be recreated a la 1969 moon technology. We stay at war with Iran for the next five years and will not have space technology capable of making another manned trip to the moon until 2077... Cyberfag 2077 that is.
>>53213712580% favorable weather
>>532137133
>>532135577Uhhh Spaceisfakebros... Our response?
>>532137009is this to combat the SpaceX space ninjas?
>OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE STAR WARS
ok how can i get the new captcha
>>532137150>Are we still doing muh diversity shit?This crew was selected almost 3 years ago, deep in the woke age
En route to the pad
>>532135577Among all the constant depressing shit, this sort of human achievement is one of the few things that actually still brings me some sense of joy. Imagine how much more cool shit like this humanity could be doing if didn't waste so much money on jew wars and debt.
>>532135577QRD on the mission objectives? Are they going to walk on the surface? Set up a base? Wassup?
>>532135577guise>https://nitter.poast.org/smajid_moosavi/status/2039379615295447055
>>532137257Ya this is terrible science. You are supposed to increase the crew by one diversity hire per mission until failure to find the limit. How will we know if it's the black or woman's fault?...
>>532135577I hope they die horribly. Fuck America. Fuck ZOG.
>>532135577They're going to admit the first moon landing was fake so they can say a nigger is the first man on the moonThis one is, of course, also fake
>>532137426They are doing a circle of the dark side checking for aliens... If no aliens then land next time
>>532135577What the fuck were they thinking?
>>532135577is another one of those wooden door flights?
>>532135577On April Fool's Day?
>>532137088this shill meme will be posted at least another 9000 times over the next couple weeks which is even more than usual. the shills will still refuse to understand, no matter how many times anyone bothers to take them seriously. shills must die.
>>532137426They're going to fly around the moon and come straight back, not even orbit it. They haven't even designed the lander yet let alone buit or tested it. Chances are the whole program will get cancelled before they even get near to landing.
>>532137517safety first
>>532137150>Are we still doing muh diversity shit? I mean I'm honestly fine with the black dude but why a WOMAN??They literally called the program Artemis. A Greek goddess to contrast Apollo. muh diversity is one of the main selling points. There won't be a single mission without a woman.
>>532136080>>532136132If the earth is flat then the sun has to be circling overhead to explain day/night cycles (even though you would still see the sun at night the same way you can see a cars headlights in the distance long before its light illuminates the ground around you)if the sun was circling overhead it would be largest at noon when it was closest to you then it would appear smaller throughout the evening as it shrank away from view. because an object appears large when close and small when far away.BUT THE SUN APPEARS THE SAME SIZE ALL DAY. test it with a pair of eclipse glasses, sun is the same size all day.
>2 whites>1 womeme>1 niggerIs this the power of state owned companies?
>>532137720of course flat earth shills (who know its round, they're paid and here to well poison) will try to debunk this with pictures and videos filled with glare
the horizon CURVES below eye level. at the same rate you would expect on a round earth. the higher you climb the more of the curve you can see with a water level to measure the curvature.flat earth shills (who know its round, they're pretending to be retarded as part of the well poisoning psyop) will pretend they don't understand how water levels work and they will say just they just move the camera up. well if you moved the camera up you would then see the top of the water in the tubes, but we see the side of the water at eye level.
>>532137720can you stop turning everything that a flerf posts a sentence in, into a flat earth thread please? you dont need to do this. let them shit it up before engaging in a focused discussion about a point instead of spamming your folder all the time.you come across like a flerf. at least post against moonhoax memes.
>>532137788>proceeds to post an AI videoLOL, get fucked kike
>>532137507Lol
you can watch the sun set twice in one day, because the earth is round. watch it set the first time over the curve and then go up and you can watch it set over the curve again.paid flat earth shills (who know it's round, they're just pretending to be retarded) will claim this would also happen on a flat earth, it wouldn't, you would by going higher just get further away from the sun over a flat earth. and remember flat earth theory is that the sun and its light vanishes with distance explaining light, which of course is bullshit as explained earlier (you would still see the sun at night the same way you can see a cars headlights in the distance long before its light illuminates the ground around you)
>>532136043She's dressed like a whore.
>>532135577rolling for challenger tier disaster
>>532137703rolling for the rocket to fuckin nosedive 2 minutes after it launches cos a woman is at the helm
>>532135577Lol the moons isn't real. Neither is the sun
We will meet Moon Man again
>>532137236Took me a few tries. Got an anime one.
>>532135577Real eyesRealizeReal lies
>>532137882this was always going to be a flat earth thread. i op is in on it, and they're all coordinating off site as per usualevery hour of every day, 24 hours a day, for years. the same scripted arguments every thread. how could you possibly believe that's organic? its paid shill astroturfing.so i will take a big round dump in these gay flat threads
>>532137967The best scenario is solid rocket motor explosion which kills them all before they even have time to eject.
frens
>>532137984Look at the 4 astronautsThey don't even come up to clamps on the the bottom of the solid rocket boosterIt's so easy to lose sight of the scale of that big fucking rocket
>>532135577Rolling for engine failure.
>>532138080>frensThis is Fren Control, reading you five-by-five
>>532135577No they are not jews and frewmasonw running fake space heater ax Jews teach flat earth and people ole te goyim m155 howizer do no adjust for corlos effect Carlos harsh k did not adjust for corloiw
>>532138058i swear you're as much a shill as they are. every fucking time you see the world 'flat earth' or something you dump the same folder of memes, just like they do. YOU'RE making this a flerf thread. why not keep it about moonhoax stuff?
>>532136470
>>532135577>Artemisfaggy name for a faggy mission, these tards are not even going onto the moon They are gonna just do what bezos mission did and CGI the windows
>>532135577Good luck, might even check in.
I want the ship to disappear while they are on the other side of the moon out of contact. No trace, no signals, no leftovers, nothing.
>>532137426>Hopefully don't asplode on launch or crash into the drink>Go to the mūn >Orbit around it>Maybe have some space sex on the way>Dehydrated meals?!>OH fuck a UFO!>Take a few pictures for location mogging on Instagram>Attempt to get back to earth >Hopefully don't burn up on reentryThat's about it.
Id be so fucking nervous riding on a godamn rocket in to space. These people are brave. Also, no man can cross the van allen radiation belt.
>>532138082Dude go to cape Canaveral for a launch some day if you can. One of the coolest things you can witness. The way the air vibrates from the sound of the sputtering constant explosion is unreal.
>single father, two daughtersits over for that man
>>532138283that would be so cool
So, whats the mission goal?Manned flight around the moon?
Clouds are fake and gay. Nobody has ever seen one, conveniently they "dissapear" when you get close to a cloud. Bullshit, they're holograms on the firmament. The government says clouds are real, they lie about everything.
>>532138316definitely going to making sure i do this with the kids. be great to see a couple launches and a starship catch. thats the goal
>>532138316Watching a launch is a bucket list item for me, for sureI've heard people say that they can felt the heat from the exhaust, even being 3-4 miles away from it
>>532136899The moon is not a huge ass rock floating in the sky.Whatever it actually is, a walkable surface is no part of it.
>>532138283Then added to upcoming alien disclosure
>>532135577No niggers allowed.
>>532137899Off-topic but sunset-related: I once saw the sun rise from the Atlantic ocean, took a plane to California, and saw it set that night in the Pacific ocean. It was really weird.
>>532138308Dont worry they got christopher nolan to direct the whole thing
T-4 Hours before false flag
>>532135577I hope it goes to the moon.
>>532138400>Manned flight around the moon?Yeah, similar to what was done on Apollo 8They're checking out the Orion capsule and the propulsion stageI think there's also a handful of commercial CubeSats they're going to deploy as a side benefit
>>532136043Sxartlerr johnason hire antichrist tool of rabbindemon yelstin admitted earth is flat and space Infowars nce protocols of Zion Mel Gibson is persona non grata idiot nasbis communist gay satanic p so equally rckes judeo freemasonic commie lying asswipea to be killed Eric Easley Mercedes Carrera ad llf IDI Amin and bokass ball earth is not real devons doand kubrixks Bullshit iss Hubble rockets to nowhere fact nbc news nigger fae moon rocks biglies.tf Aquinas aristotlsTesla Marconi erdt mach Ivor catt phill holland Cambridge
>>532138531fun to see the sun stay in almost the same place as you fly at the right place and right speed.
>>532138450>>532138465It is absolutely surreal. The sound is literally burnt into my memory and is something I will never forget. You don't even need to go to the launch if you don't want the entire seashore sees the view. Crazy day at the beach if you don't know what's going down. My grandfather was with us once and thought it was an icbm
>>532135577Space is real because it is, therefore we go. EXPLORE
>>532135577I just realized, no shuttle. Where the fuck is the shuttle? Are they doing this soyuz style with a rocket from the 60s?
Put a Man on the Moon.
>>532138225Major friend to friend control , though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still, and I think my spaceship knows which way to go
>>532137922
Imagine the Artermis is actually a missile and we live stream it crashing into Iran during Trump's speech tonight
>>532138716fly by first to make sure there are no negroes, then they land on it next mission
>>532135577Why are there two women talking in over friendly voices about the outfits of the nauts?
>>532136246>>532137009They're all going die horribly when the rocket explodes and end up as the subject of a Fascinating Horror video.
>>532138716They got retired after one went kaboom on national television in front of a bunch of school kids...
>>532138716>Where the fuck is the shuttle?The shuttle has been retired for 15 years>Are they doing this soyuz style with a rocket from the 60s?Some of the engines were used on the Shuttle, but generally it's a new designThe crew capsule is called Orion and did an unmanned flight around the Moon a while ago
>>532138308>Also, no man can cross the van allen radiation belt.Yes they can, why do you people always say this?Passing through the belt is like getting several x-rays at the doctor, it's like you just heard somebody say "van allen belts deadly!" one time and internalized that forever without a shred of research on your own.Gradually, I grew to hate you people.
>>532135577>sending a nigger to the dark side of the moonisn't this literally the premise of Iron Sky?
>>532138808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8m9YdxgJ5gThis one just has some autistic men that occasionally chime in
>>532136470You will eat the CGI and you will be a happy. Eat it all up, April Fools.
>>532138695only heard launches in documentaries etc and even that is amazing. reallly got to hear that in person sometime. when were you there?
>>532138819just make the rocket out of lead, whats the issue
Does this one have random non astronaut citizens on it again so Americans can cry cry cry when it explodes on the launchpad?
>>532138716the last one blew up upon re-entry in 2003 and they got rid of it shortly after. this will be the first real human mission NASA has done since.
Wasn't SpaceX going to the moon as well? did NASA beat them?
>>532138894>Does'ntBe quiet, white men are talkingAlso, lasers are not magical and refract in the atmosphere just like all light
>>532135577flat earthers seething kek
>>532138877thanks
>>532138961They were going to mars, nasa was the one trying for the moon
>>532135577
>>532135577>AnonymousOh yeah great kte he nigger satanic wrong about everything goes g and magog debunked refuted ommunist international bullshitnigger jew freemasonic and and gopnd satanic reality denial I go the moon 2006 this is war on faun and zeitoun sht down nasa and kill mkultra hoax psyop satanic gay beestialty mossad lekem stormfront moon is plasma satellites are impossible fake space hail 66 million mph micro meteorites hoazx meteoite
>>532138999Checked.
>>532138961>Wasn't SpaceX going to the moon as well? did NASA beat them?SpaceX was picked by NASA to make the Lunar Lander with a modified StarshipI think that's been rescinded and NASA is looking at other possibilities now, but I'm not sureBut in general, NASA does the science, SpaceX just makes the ships
>>532135577Never forget the SpaceX tranny. RIP
>>532138716The Shuttle was retired under Obama, where the fuck have you been?>>532138945NASA crewed missions continued using Russian Soyuz as part of the crew exchange program, up until the Commercial Crew contract winners finished developing their manned capsules: Dragon (SpaceX) and Starliner (Boeing).The ISS has been continually manned for 20 years.
>>532138316I saw the space shuttle Columbia launch as a kid. My family planned our vacation around it. We were staying in Cocoa Beach. It was the middle of the night. It was like the sun appeared suddenly. Then you heard the roar of the engines, and then a heat wave that rippled across the beach. Watched this flaming streak go up and up until it disappeared into the sky. It was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life.
>>532139145Elon named the new SpaceX droneship in honor of his trooned out son
>>532138897My grandparents lived in st Augustine in the 90s and we would go every summer and they would take us camping and the park was right next to the national seashore so we would go all the time.
Sounds like a rush job o7 for the white men burning to death for jewish sacrifice
>>532138894Your little meme shows nothing, is this the meme that convinced you to become a moron
>>532136647Common knowledge before there was an American government. Backwoods American Protestants should learn to not have opinions.
>>532138945>they got rid of it shortly after.the shuttle flew for another 8 years......
>>532138671Ebin schizophrenia fren
>>532139077I hope they have an on board air fryer and a box of dino nuggies. Don't want our frens to get hungry.
>>532136316No satanic cult faggots parasitical needing to be kiil nasa d not real cgi and fremaosnic satanist pedo going nowhere glenn armstron Collins aldrin etc 400 freemason satanist pedo dog fxkig Raju sc jew worshiping shit in the skull mossady bernia Adolf bankman fried long term capital management 27k strong child porn ring itralin mafia faggots and then trees thuggee 850k conspirators yaks a judeo f eemaosnic
>>532139156>The Shuttle was retired under Obama, where the fuck have you been?Traffic was incredibly shitty all morning when they were delivering Discovery
>>532139193Damn never seen one at night... I fell like that almost might be cooler because you would see it against the stars. Although the thick black column of smoke slowly disappearing into infinity is still crazy
>>532135577Yeah today is Aprils fools, you know.There won't ever be a western manned mission to the moon. The chinks will get there first.
>>532139357its the friendly world salad bot
>>532139032oh well that will take another 5 years at least>>532139129that's a big ass lander
isnt it a flyby?
>>532139297>>532139297>Common knowledge beforeWrong, it was common consensus GLOBALLY that the Earth was Flat.
>>532136470holy trvke
>>532139361>air fryerNASA would never, it's all prepacked MRE shit for the Artemis 2 crew.China however did make their Taikonauts air fry some chicken on their station recently, it looked tasty but that station is gonna smell like chicken for the rest of its lifespan now.>>532139428What a majestic deathtrap with the flight profile of thrown brick.>>532139544>that's a big ass landerFuckin' huge, I genuinely worry about it being too topheavy and tipping over, it's not like there's a perfectly flat pad on the moon to touch down on. If it works it'll be sweet though, there's so much cargo capacity for hauling shit up there.
I genuinely lost a ton of respect for Eddie Bravo the day he tried to educate the Flat Earth shit for over an hour on JRE podcast. Quite possibly one of the worst JRE podcasts ever recorded. This was also when Flat Earth theory was starting to gain traction. even back then i was willing to listen to some schizo powerpoints on it just for the lolz. but that was nails on the chalkboard and forever broke me when i realized how retarded the movement really was becoming.
>>532136246those suits are retarded. all they are going to do is prolong the burning. better to go up in a t-shirt, if the rocket explodes you are fucked whatever you wear.
what's the point of going to the moon? its too cold there to live
>>532139532>gutter oil powered rockets
>>532139361They brought snacksGoldy's Strawberry lavender superseed cerealTurkey Hill Maple cream cookies Happy Yak Shrimp curry with rice SeaChange Natural wild keta salmon bites Citadelle 100% pure maple syrup
>>532139758>t. nonwhite
>>532139758We have the technology
>>532139544>that's a big ass landerYeah, and it would need a shitload of in-orbit refueling to get it itself to the Moon, and there's little incentive to make it so bigThis image shows relative scale, but the missions are no longer correct (Artemis III will not go to the Moon anymore)But it shows how over-engineered the Starship is for a short-term stay on the MoonIt would be great for delivering large amounts of supplies for a lunar base, but for just "Land, stay a week, and come back" it's way too much ship
>>532135577Nasa is gay pesk mkultra satanicmworship jonestowntnnot realitynmossady Jewish fuckimg anti catholic antichrist anti Hitler Buchanan hapdeeman and rabbis and zoa and jinsa read the damn protocols
>>532135577When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>>532135807For what reasons?
>>532139821
>>532137759And a canuck
>>532139758I can tell you don't climb mountains
They already changed Artemis III to be a LEO mission. HLS will never be ready. I want to be proven wrong though. A rotational Moon base should've been America's priority right after Apollo and an expanded Moon colony and Moon territory wars against the Russians and the Chinks should've happened by now.
>>532135577Who the fuck cares? Going to space isn't complicated. We've sent chimps to space
>>532138979I usually see brown people from India and elsewhere who think AI and CGI is reality, they are unable to discern reality and fiction it seems. As you are unable apparently. Sorry, they lied to you about reality your whole life long and now you are just in denial about it. That's the truth. Like it or not. Happy April Fools Day.
theres dancing coloured people!WTF!!!
>>532135577What have the jews planned?
Would?
>>532139929We had to give that money to niggers instead. Sorry humanbros.
spamming shill bot
>>532139361They might have a microwave or self-heating packs, idk.
>>532139906nothing wrong with any of those pictures, moon is harder packed than you assume it to be. Closer to solid rock than dirt/sand
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERS !!!NIGGERS EVERYWHERE !
>>532139994Decent backup option if the mooninite alien gf doesn't work out.
Don't care.
>>532135577April fools
>>532140033its generally been dehydrated stuff that they add hot water to, since theres usually plenty of that available
>>532140033>self-heating packsFlameless ration heaters?Coffee, Instant Type 2?
>>532140067AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>532139821When SpaceX first bid on HLS I thought it was a joke. Adapting your reusable second stage into a lunar lander is no simple task, it's no wonder we've seen so little of the HLS variant of Starship. I guess they really want to get Starship to orbit and demo in-orbit refueling before they start to put more energy into the lander, but who knows how long that'll be.Blue Origin is also silent on what their offering is, outside of some cardboard mockups.
>>532135577Whale.to space is satanic psyop anti Christ shit done for terminal parwsiitm and promote ball earth Judaic satanc cults to sexualize ad damn soulstt gog and magtkill them shut down moloch and asheroth ta mossad lekem Steve piecenik and Tom Clancy satanist gay faggots rotted your skull
>>532139878There has never been a single picture of the full earth taken. Every picture you see is a (((composite))). Aka they’re fake.
>>532139906Why would there be settled dust on the lander legs after it's all been blasted away? There's no air to stop it from being shot away in a straight line.Many images show long tracks, so that disproves your argument.The image you picked literally shows a giant shadow.... And you can see where the engine has eroded the dust in the last pic. Which is known to be packed densely in certain regions, hence why the legs are sitting comfortably on seemingly hard ground.
>>532139994fucking dysgenic people, all of them, nothing good can come from these useless eaters.
>>532135577>Around the moonWhat's wrong, they can't land?
they cancelled the lunar gateway but they're repurposing the propulsion module and adding a nuclear reactor and sending it to mars. if nuclear electric propulsion works, and it should, they plan to scale it up and it will be used to lower the cost per pound to mars by half. pretty neat, finally some real progress.
how do they get past the firmament?
>>532139906
>>532139929>Moon territory wars against the Russians and the Chinks should've happened by now.We are likeminded
>>532140300Kek
Mossad is going to false flag this right before Trump's Iran address, aren't they?
>>532135577It's enslavement Europeans it's terminal psyop hoax violation ofith scientology foudlded William s Burroughs admitted to religion tats mossady commie lekem there is no sky vacuum nathan Oakley yelstin sapienza university of nice and theeaelity of existence with video games open world debunk this stupid pieces of shit
green screen is glitching out
>>532140300That dust would've killed the cosmonauts instantly.
>>532136246This timeline is so stupid, everything is taken so light
>>532140414correct
>>532135807Oh so now the EARTH isnt real? God damn you redditors are retards
>>532140300That show had such good potential then they turned it into crap. Per usual
>>532140127The Space Station crews gradually introduced more and more normal food so I'd like to see the menu for this one.
>>532139834
>>532139994AIDS Skrillex?
Let's fucking goooo
lol that fucking 144p stream from inside the shuffle
>>532140457True, but it makes for a cool scene anyway. Certainly not the dumbest thing in that show.>>532140481>"you want alt-history space race? here's lesbian romance for a whole season!"I wish for all modern writers to become janitors.
>>532140300man that 30% of the show that isn't completely insufferable and unwatchable woke garbage really makes skipping through 60% of it worth itwhy is there nothing else like this
>>532138797>>532138815>>532138816>>532138945>>532139156I feel old now. Holy shit, I knew the discovery had been retired, but I didn't know there wasn't another shuttle. I'm actually both sad, and kind of upset at how behind I am on this. I remember when the Columbia exploded, I didn't know we're just out of shuttles.
>>532139947and there it is. i bet op is in on it and you're all coordinating off site as per usualevery hour of every day, 24 hours a day, for years. the same scripted arguments every thread. how could you possibly believe that's organic? its paid shill astroturfing.proofs that its round>>532137720>>532137850>>532137899>>532138058>>532140186that's not true no matter how many times you gaslight it. there are pictures of earth taken in a single frame. but you know that, you're just a shill
>>532136470this
>>532140479It's never been proven, think about it
>>532140466Like why the fuck else would his address be scheduled so late. And everyone over there will be asleep
>>532140621I almost totally dropped it when Karen fucked her dead son's best friend and gave him oneitis before ditching him and the show acted like it was his fault and her doing that was "empowering" for her
THREE FUCKING HOURS UNTIL LAUNCH ?fucking DEI hires...NIGGERS
>>532139821>It would be great for delivering large amounts of supplies for a lunar basethat is the stated goal now that gateway is canceled
>>532140637Why do they all look different
>>532140621>all modern writers to become janitorsThey deserve every penny
>>532137922aww snap
>>532140801paid flat earth shills (who know its round) will post images of the earth where the continents seem to be different sizes depending on the image. or pics of the moon and the earth where the moon appears at different sizes relative to earth. this is because the images were taken at different distances and with different lenses. the flat earth shills understand this but pretend not to, its pilpul
>>532140801Don’t worry about that
>>532135577First time humans go to the moon!
>>532140492>I'd like to see the menu for this one
>>532140628There are still four of them left, but they'll never fly again and are effectively display pieces only now.https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/kennedy/retired-space-shuttle-locations/However the SLS rocket that's flying today is basically frankensteined together from STS components. The big orange tank (had to be stretched), the SRBs (also had to be stretched), and the Orion capsule was originally planned for the Constellation program under George W Bush but finally flew on Artemis 1.>>532140769That entire plotline was repulsive, what the fuck were they even trying to do there?
>>532140878paid flat earth shills (who know its round) will post pictures of earth taken at different altitudes and say "where's the curve" because they're pretending they don't understand how lenses work.
Nobody who has seen a map and knows planes exist actually thinks the earth is flat unless they are quite literally retarded. They are just trolling. You can easily ignore them. You can't argue a troll into agreeing with you or admitting they are wrong that's the whole point
>>532140876Is that the Twitter bird
>>532140897kek, that's MRE level of "happy meal but for crayon eaters"
>>532135577if my post ends in a number between 0 and 9, there will be a false flag involving the Artemis shuttle.
>>532135666So you know its fake
>tegridity >>532140945you are brown
>>532140926idk maybe they tried to explain it better later but I ended up skipping all her scenes past that storyline on the resort station
>>532139724but what if it doesn't explode?
>>532141013Weight limits are kind of important for space travel, you can't bring your prized foie gras goose with you but you can bring the dehydrated pate
>I just fucked some alien >Now my dick is fiery red. >Star Commands not going to like this.
>>532135577So they circle the moon but no landing?
>>532140897Barely any meat. I'd be lightheaded.
>>532141216yes
>>532141216Artemis II is circling the moonArtemis III is landing
>>532135577Wouldn't it be crazy if Iran blew it up somehow? Also, it'd also be crazy if it hit the firmament and blew up
>>532135577this is actually a nuke headed for dimona, don't ask me how I know
>>532135577I am not even a little hyped desu
>>532135577WowThat's a big rocket
>>532141216On this one, yeah. There's no lander built yet, this will be the first time people have flown out around the moon on NASA's Orion capsule. The first mission of the capsule was the same but unmanned, and it went okay (mostly) so now they're doing this one. >>532141294Artemis III WAS gonna land, but now that's been pushed back to Artemis IV and idk what Artemis III is supposed to be for now.
>>532141178Dude the Chinese have a choice of different meals catered around their individual tastes. America is just stuck in the last because that's when shit worked.
>>532141294>Artemis III is landingThat's the old plan, which was updated earlier this yearArtemis III is now an in-orbit test of docking Orion to the Lunar LanderArtemis IV will be landing on the Moon
Sign Tappers prepare to be vindicated. Of course, this mission “blows up”, and they’re going to imply it was the black or the woman, to give the white man a final hurrah before he’s shipped off to the meat grinder with a sense of superiority.
>>532141294>Artemis III is landingnot trueThe Artemis III mission will launch crew in the Orion spacecraft on top of the SLS (Space Launch System) rocket to test rendezvous and docking capabilities between Orion and commercial spacecraft needed to land astronauts on the Moon. NASA will announce specifics on the Artemis III mission design and crew closer to the 2027 launch.
>>532141178It's food for kids (or americans) they are supposed to be tough, just give them some powder and pills and hard tacks. They don't need "sweets"You mention useless weight and volume : Broccoli au gratin, for real ? FUCKING COUSCOUS ?
>>532141276What a waste of time and money. Then again, landing would be also
>>532141395>idk what Artemis III is supposed to be for now.docking and maneuverability testing
They're going to find bears on the moon
>>532136422They never get on the stunt psyop have ax remote control empty vehicle it's faked they land in the sealed area of Danny Casalaro in bermuda areFun fact open world maps in video games rove flat earth
>>532141480it's not waste of money if humanity wants to survive we need to learn how to fly in space before earth becomes like venus in one billion years when sun will shine brighter
>>532136952They are also testing the life support systems and what not for the crew so it is useful to have the astronauts there as well. The ultimate goal of these missions is to begin the process of establishing a permanent presence on the moon.
>>532141500SpaceX better light a fire under their asses to get their lander together then. Pic related is the last I've seen of their HLS vehicle.
>>532140637>it is photoshopped because it has to be
>>532136689Fun fact if on a sphere convex vectors are not a plane you are on a plane you would have to look up to see a horizontal n bush in hell poppy babyfucking antichrist bush america is the great satan little satan
>>532140897>58 tortillas>5 different hot saucesIt must be a joke
>>532141637I love how the flat earthers will say something, get corrected on why their statement was retarded, and seamlessly deflect to another topic making actual conversation impossible
What ia the purpose of this mission? More wasting of tax payers money and money laundering?
>>532139619The greeks figured out the world was round with sticks and rope.
>>532136689Rfoster the genius on Australian broadcasting service truth in 1965 debunked the 24 hour sun anatartica before 1958 anyone could go plus its close
>>532141662ISS crews for years have favored tortillas since they can enclose food and keep it from floating away, and hot sauce is because apparently your sense of taste gets dull in space.
Left, right, or middle?
>>532136689Jews and freemaosn communist ufo cult and inbred satanic gay pedo dog doing shit bag sataistkile nasa
>>532141732They're literally mentally ill. No amount of evidence will ever convince them. Its like a form of mass delusion.
>>532140457According to who? Dont you find it weird that you say NASA is complete bullshit but you also ONLY site science that NASA told you?
>>532136470This. Only the White man has reached the Moon before and this makes third worlders seethe
We know blacks hate the space program because it takes away money from their gibs
>>532141798I thought tortillas were chosen by NASA because they didn't produce crumbs and kept for a long time?
>>532141809leftgibv lesbian space nerd gf
>>532141396Next you're going to tell me chinks solved the issue of zero g hot pot
>>532141480the elites don't want you to know this, but rockets are free. you can just print money out of thin air.
>>532137009kek, you can have a piece of Israel
>>532141929it's both
>>532141798>hot sauce is because apparently your sense of taste gets dull in space.maybe but it's only ten days. fuck I've ate only pasta or rice for a week sometimes and I am not dead.Plus there's no shitter in that ship, so they have to use diapers, they should be fed things that avoid you having to shit.
>>532139681>What a majestic deathtrap with the flight profile of thrown brick.The T-38 Talon or the 747 with the Shuttle?
>>532141255Yeah, they're definitely skimping on meat. I'm sure there's lots of goy protein in some of those shakes.
>>532141809NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERS
>>532141882It's basically magic to them
>>532136412the worst type of DEI that shouldnt happen: fucking space travel...
>>532141600We've already been to the moon, it's desolate. Just going there for the sake of going there is stupid. Are they terraforming it?
whys everyone a woman or brown
>>532140897>brisket>coffeehouston we have a probRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>532136603He's the pilot! kek
The first "Photo" of the glerfball was also published on April Fools Day btw.
>>532136246just think, they're wearing diapers and taking shits and pisses right now
>>532142041>Plus there's no shitter in that ship, so they have to use diapershttps://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/nasas-artemis-2-moon-astronauts-are-fortunate-to-have-a-private-space-toilet-apollo-crews-pooped-in-plastic-bags>The UWMS on the ISS recycles urine, turning it into water that crewmembers can use. But Artemis 2 is a short mission, so its toilet doesn't need to do that; rather, the astronauts' urine will be vented into space several times per day.You hear that China? We're gonna PISS on space! Yeah you still want to go to the moon through all our piss? Stay home Chinaman!>>532142073kek
Rude.That black gentleman isn't coming back is he?
>>532142041>Plus there's no shitter in that ship, so they have to use diapersImagine the smell. Indians would thrive in space
I was actually thinking that yesterday. The sky was very cloudy, and the moon was full. But, for some reason, only the clouds around the moon were illuminated by it. If it was a huge rock in space reflecting the sunlight, you would expect all the clouds to be lit the same amount. But no, it was like a spotlight around the clouds blocking it directly and only there.
>Launch Director is a fucking hagABORT ABORT
>>532142041>there's no shitter in that shipActually Orion is the first capsule to feature a toilet
>>532135577Rolling for bad o-ring seal.
>>532141732
>>532142328oh nice, so when they take a dump near the moon it will eventually crash on it.
>>532142342>Indian astronaut : "NASA, I need to make a call to earth.">Mission Control: "Sure Commander Ranjeep who is it to?">Ranjeep: "It doesnt matter just keep dialling until you hear an old lady...that one."
>>532141637
>>532142406>multiple handles to hold on for dear life as you push the MRE brick outthey really did think of everything
>>532141732That could be either longcat or tacgnol
>>532142406that fucker will suck you dry>>532142498kek
>>532142454Read the article, the poop has to be squished down into a receptacle and swapped out for a fresh bag, and those shit bags come back to Earth.However all the poop from the Apollo crews who had to take a dump on the moon is still there, sealed in vacuum bags and left on the surface.
>>532139077>We'll go too the moon!>NASA is to decieve in hebrew>They launch for the moon on April's fools.It's all so tiresome anons...
>>532142194"Sir, he robbed a liquor store"..."Which one?""Somewhere on the moon""Fuck, do we even have jurisdiction??"
>>532142406Imagine that clogging up
How do you jerk off in zero G?
>>532142601>all the poop from the Apollo crews who had to take a dump on the moon is still thereWould it be possible to finance a moon landing mission by taking it back and selling it in auctions in India ? Must be nirvana poop for them
>>532142571They spent a quadrillion dollars on a zero gravity toilet and they'll all just do this instead.
What is this faggotry?
FIRST TIME GOING TO THE MOON LETS GO
>>532142769Burger moment
THIS BITCH SUCKS
>>532135577let me guess. Israel--er, I mean IRAN, is going to sabotage it and so we'll be mad enough to go along with WW3.
>>532142769That is a horrible tan holy shitHow does anybody think that looks good?
>>532142769You can smell the poverty through the screen. Empty shopping mall local band concert poverty level. USA ain't what it was...
>>532142739That poop is rightful American property, just like the moon.
>>532142841
Well I am gonna go to bed, read and have a good night of sleep, no way I stay awake for what will be aborted anyway.
>>532142406how big is that hole?how does one sit on that
>>532141216Yes. They may or may not make it back to earth depending if the aliens on the far side of the moon fuck them up. With space lasers and space missiles and shit.
>>532142841Canada will be calling Article 5 and drag NATO in it
>>532143019Will the goybeam work on aliens?
>>532142406Do you put your dick in there? Do you put your ass right on that circle? How does this work?
>>532142626space is fake lies are so tiresome you're right
>just change the reentry profile, it'll be fine>>532143207Each astronaut gets a personal funnel so they don't have to rub their dicks on the same bit of plastic.
>>532135577They're faking space for the dumbed down masses. Space exploration is completely fake. Every top person involved is a secret society member, especially the 4 actors on that rocket
>>532143019They are checking the other side for more people to tax
>>532142982Whatcha readin froganon?
>>532143282>deja vu starts playing automatically at start of reentryoh fug
>>532143136Good question. I guess technically aliens would be goyim. Are aliens jewish?Also we need a new thread
>>532143207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTG0atXTT2c&t=205s
>>532143207They probably shit and piss into the no gravity environment and then vaccum the shit and the piss with that.I don't know though...
>>532142674You don't. Your circulatory system developed to specifically fight gravity. In microgravity, that system over-performs, shoving nearly two liters of fluid into your chest and head. Your brain interprets this as a fluid overload and triggers your kidneys to dump up to 20% of your total blood volume to compensate. You're left with lower blood pressure and a systemic lack of the localized hydraulics required for an erection.
New thread now that this one's almost burnt up:>>532143702>>532143702>>532143702
>>532143383Some french sci-fi strange novel : "compagnie des glaces" "the ice company" in english, maybe, the author wrote almost 100 books, took him a couple of decades, the story is the moon exploded because dumb humans filled it to the brim with nuclear waste and earth became very, very cold, -60°C everywhere, survivors built a society entirely centered on trains, everything is on rails and must move. Cities are train stations under domes. Then you have some humans who went to another planet before the lunar event and came back and do some shit in the organization of life on the now iced earth, there are wars between gigantic train companies.Unfortunately it was never finished, the guy diedhttps://lofficier.com/translations-books-the-ice-company.html
>>532143383https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Compagnie_des_glacesthe books are very fast to read, one per night is possible.
>>532143872wow there was a tv series evenhttps://www.tvids.tv/watch8624/grand-star/season-01-episode-01-chapter-i
>>532143477Hahaha that's about what I expected... So they just return to earth coated in shit I'm assuming
