Official NASA stream: https://youtu.be/Tf_UjBMIzNoUnofficial stream with much less talking/women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8m9YdxgJ5gPrevious thread: >>532135577
>A FUCKING LEAF
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>>532143702CUTE plushie
Why is a woman and a black guy in there? I am a bit concerned..
>>532143702>NASA LAUNCHING ARTEMIS II MANNED MISSION TO THE MOON IN JUST OVER 2 AND A HALF HOURSFeels like April fools.
>>532143861h-he's fast!
>>532143871Why is this tile crooked?
>>532143871THE MOON IS FUCKING WOKE
>>532143757still cant beat Anna for space tomboy hots
>>532143871To get your attention, as the agency thinks that you care about "milestones" like this. They just really want you to care that spaceflight is happening, that's all. Victor Glover himself hates this shit and downplays it whenever a reporter asks a dumb race-related question. Dude just wants to do his job and go to space.
>>532143282Thank fuck, that was going to be super gay otherwise.
What if it explodes bros
>>532143702Total Flatard death
>>532143702This is a big deal and no one cares. Maybe Sydney Sweeney should have tagged along.
>>532144020any nudes?>>532143757I should clarify this leafette is backup crew she's not going to be exploding later today
>>532144024>Dude justFYI, starting a sentence with “dude” or “bro” like this is extremely awkward and a dead giveaway that you are either an ESL brown or an actual wigger. Stop speaking and/or typing like a faggot redditor.
>>532144135Would they get even bigger in space?
>>532144057stop trying to make them into that kind of thread shill. theres a real thread for that on /x/
>>532144036Best ending it can actually achieve
>>532144160no chance. she was a good girl
>>532143757What the fuck! She looks like a cutie here and everywhere else she looks like an old hag. Makeup should be illegal.
>>532144036O-ring technology has come a long way since the 1980s. She'll be right. It probably won't blow up.The biggest threat on this mission is the aliens on the far side of the moon. If NASA doesn't release any pictures or footage of the far side you just know they're hiding some serious shit.
Stop. The moon is Dragon territory.https://gigapan.com/gigapans/213349/snapshots/622545Also, why is gigapan acting so broken lately? Half the time I go there the website is just not working.
>>532143702>foid on boardIt's going to be a shit show (pun intended).
>>532144178Up yours, nigger.
>>532144242
>>532143702are jews running this show like they did the "Apollo missions"?
>>532144362exactly. wholesome
>>532143702>rise>designed by little asian kid>made by black womanVICTORY FOR THE WHITE RACE!!!
>>532144362there some indian (as in Indian from the americas) blood in there, very cute
anyone else has a bad feeling?the day the chose is a bad omen lol
>>532144036tonald drumpf will be impeached
>>532143702lulnah
This mission is to bring Princess Kaguya back to Earth. What do you think that mission in Venezuela was? It was a practice run.
>>532144508If everyone expects this to blow up then the real prank would be the mission succeeding.
>another hoax
>>532144543Love the "girl next door" look here
>>532144543:^))))))))))))))
>>532144543that nigger kek
>>532144445she's german (mother's side) not sure about father so its possible
>>532144508I just want it to explode so it becomes another marker of a declining empire. Centuries from now grade school children will learn about how America defeated itself with cheap foreign labor and multiculturalism.
>manned mission to the moonNo landing, fake news
>>532143702Cute
>>532143702This is the Kickstarter for project bluebeam. Some fake things will go horribly wrong and then it will be revealed it was actually aliens. We'll need to put away our petty squabbles and unite under a single world government. All of the (((experts))) will support this.
>>532144543TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON IN THE COMMAND CENTERTROON IN THE COMMAND CENTERthought you outta know
Recent comm from cockpit just nowhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/l7PQtkrOc-s
>>532143871What's the deal with Asian people? All they do is make stupid fucking faces
>>532143757Cute
>>532143702are they actually gonna land on that bih?
>banana creeki love the stupid names we have for everythingamerica is the only planet
>>532143702The unseriousness of these times is blackpilling. We’ve stopped treating anything with real gravity. Is this what happens when women are let into every institution? They rarely seem to take serious things seriously, everything gets turned into something infantile or performative
>>532143950It's ai, nice catch
>>532143702i like space/astronomy but man is this spaceflight junk just a show now. they need pins on their lapels, logos everywhere, forced DEI (first colored person btw), and a 12 hour pre livestream like a Netflix event. what are we even doing lmaohandle these rockets with white gloves slowing progress to a crawl to boot
>>532144949Yes, and it is driving the western world to the wall, when serious times will occur again
>>532144719he's the jannie. probably gets paid more than you, monseigneur
>>532144543The more pointless something becomes, the more diverse it becomes.
>>532144919no its just a fly-by this time
>>532144919Same mission profile as Artemis I but with crew this time.
>>532145163Well, at least somethings getting done in space again.
>>532144919no just orbit around it
>>532143702why has the timer been stuck on 3:23:00 for the past 2 hours?
>>532145652Refresh your page.
>>532145163Wtf thats gay they arent doing shit. No landing is bullshit!
boomp
>>532144295We ain't getting a live feed when they're back there because they will be in comm for four hours. They will also be the furthest any human beings have ventured into space in history when they loop around behind the moon. This is a historic event.
>>532145688wtf? I was watching jewtube live. why the fuck did I need to jewfresh it?
>>532143702Are there any men left in NASA?It's all white women now.Meanwhile SpaceX is mostly men.
>>532145765>We ain't getting a live feed when they're back there because>>532145769the NASA stream? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>532144508No. I am hopefully optimistic. It feels like this is a moment that may change the direction or sentiment of people across the globe, especially in America. It will either be celebration or mourning for America depending on what happens tonight.
>>532145652>why has the timer been stuck on 3:23:00 for the past 2 hours?It isn't?
rolling for the big announcement tonight to be part of a pre-planned first contact encounter with aliens that happens on this mission
>Strabo wrote that Apollo and Artemis were connected to the Sun and the Moon, respectively, owing to the changes the two celestial bodies caused to the temperature of the air, as the two gods presided over pestilential diseases and sudden deathsvax status?
>>532145706Artemis II was always planned as a flyby. I think the next mission is in low earth orbit, then mission 4 is the big one with a Starship lander.
>>532143702I honestly don’t care about space until FTL
>>532145925it'll take a few days for them to reach the moon, it'll be a day before they boost out of LEO
>>532145862>I am ignorantI know. A direct radio signal cannot pass through a solid planetary body. When Artemis II goes behind the Moon, the Moon itself acts as a massive physical shield, blocking all line of sight communication with Earth for approximately four hours. It’s basic geometric obstruction, not a mystery.
spinning shill bot present as always. years and years its been going
>>532143918Won't be landing, just orbit.
>>532146045i know that nigga lol
>max qpatriots status?
WHAT THIS NIGA EVEN DOING THERE ???
>>532146000the last time something survived outside of LEO was allegedly 1972since then everything we've sent has died
>>532143702uh oh, is this going to be the false flag
He's literally just standing there
>>5321460454 hours? you sure....seems really long. thought it was about 45 mins
>>532146165one of the crew is a nigga too
>>532146165>>532146224he be doin his thang
>>532146138So you were only pretending to be retarded?
it always follows up with the list of youtube videos. here it is. a real life falt earth shilling bot
>>532146000checkedi guess it would make more dramatic sense for something to happen on the other side if it were scriptedbut the ayys don't have to be hanging out on the moon
>>532146206>>532145889and there it is. i bet op is in on it and you're all coordinating off site as per usualevery hour of every day, 24 hours a day, for years. the same scripted arguments every thread. how could you possibly believe that's organic? its paid shill astroturfing.
>>532146276its called a joke anon what's your autism rating?
>>532146224he's a token nigger to show everyone that there is diversity in NASA
>>532146224DEI. He is hired to be a nigger. Best way to help is to just stand there acting like he belongs.
jesus christ what was that
>>532145765I know you can't communicate from the far side. The issue is going to be they won't release any pictures or footage. As is common knowledge there are alien bases on the far side of the moon.
>>532144362Anon, she's a mustache haver. I can tell.Also downs.
At least the bot always uses the same flag to make it easy to detect.
If the earth is flat then the sun has to be circling overhead to explain day/night cycles (even though you would still see the sun at night the same way you can see a cars headlights in the distance long before its light illuminates the ground around you)if the sun was circling overhead it would be largest at noon when it was closest to you then it would appear smaller throughout the evening as it shrank away from view. because an object appears large when close and small when far away.BUT THE SUN APPEARS THE SAME SIZE ALL DAY. test it with a pair of eclipse glasses, sun is the same size all day.
>>532144655that's the "chase you across the continent wearing a diaper" look.
First time on the moon!
the horizon CURVES below eye level. at the same rate you would expect on a round earth. the higher you climb the more of the curve you can see with a water level to measure the curvature.flat earth shills (who know its round, they're pretending to be retarded as part of the well poisoning psyop) will pretend they don't understand how water levels work and they will say just they just move the camera up. well if you moved the camera up you would then see the top of the water in the tubes, but we see the side of the water at eye level.
>>532146087Screen cap this.This launch will be the start of antichrist arrival.At one moment everyone will see that all that mission cinema is just fake and gay.Whole 4chan will laugh and kek hard at CGI failure.This will cause the arrival of antichrist.And dude will tell you that we live in closed system.And to leave this system you have to surrender your free will.I hate the antichrist.Never surrender your freedom to another deception.
>>532143702>all this womenbabblejfc
>>532146464>that's the "chase you across the continent wearing a diaper" look.I'm already sold, you don't have to convince me any further
>>532146425of course flat earth shills (who know its round, they're paid and here to well poison) will try to debunk this with pictures and videos filled with glare
>>53214623045 minutes is low orbit estimate. Artemis II is on a free-return trajectory at a much greater distance. The farther away you are, the larger the Moon appears, the deeper the gravitational braking effect, and the longer the geometric shadow, which equals a four-hour communication blockade. Science and reality exist, you know. This event is already fascinating as it is, we don't need to include some conspiracy/aliens LMAO garbage on top of it.
>>532146517None of that shit is real and you are delusional.
T MINUS 2 HOURS NIGGAS
The Earth is round.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE
you can watch the sun set twice in one day, because the earth is round. watch it set the first time over the curve and then go up and you can watch it set over the curve again.paid flat earth shills (who know it's round, they're just pretending to be retarded) will claim this would also happen on a flat earth, it wouldn't, you would by going higher just get further away from the sun over a flat earth. and remember flat earth theory is that the sun and its light vanishes with distance explaining light, which of course is bullshit as explained earlier (you would still see the sun at night the same way you can see a cars headlights in the distance long before its light illuminates the ground around you)
>>532143702Is it landing on the moon or just flying past?
>>532146344>isn't good at being funnyI know. Well, you seemed to be questioning my answer and promoting some nonsense conspiracy shit. I'm just a space nerd. Autism not required, just interest in a subject and intelligence.
>>532146537ngl I muted it lol
>>532143757>Ywn have a brilliant, brace, highly educated cute astronaut waifu H-heh she's not even that cute desu
>>532146338dont fucking reply to it newfag. ist not listening. just ignore it. and dont start with your fucking flerf folder dump ffs. whats the matter with you ? flat earth shill?>>532146564ok, just not seen anything talking about this.
>>532146392So you're just predicting the future now? OK. Well. See you then?
>>532146658fly by around >>532146664cool story (don't care)
i can understand being suspicious of the moon landing, you watch a video on youtube that seems to debunk it. but if you research their arguments on google or just ask an ai if you're lazy; there's a reasonable explanation for every "proof" that it didn't happen.
>>532146165ha i took the same screenshot.>white guy turns around>hands a hose to the nigger>here, hold thisi too have babysat tokens in the workplace
>>532146220yeah it's sort of like a game trying to figure out where the false flag is going to hit
it's round
>>532146224Hes better educated and has a more respectable job than you will ever be in your entire life chud.
>>532143757She cute!
>>532146338are you retarded? those clouds on the horizon behind the sailboat are clouds that are on same level as the clouds you see at the top. what is compression towards horizon. water waves you see on the bottom of the image are on same level as water waves you see on horizon
>>532146658
>>532146929What program is that? Thats cool
>>532146744You can skip all those proofs if you just engage them on the wider implications of their theory:If the landings were faked, why wouldn't the USSR get an easy PR win by calling it out?>well they were in on it!USA and USSR collaberated on a cover-up of America's PR victory while fighting one another in the Vietnamese proxy war?So the entire cold war was fake? How many people knew, and how has nobody blown the whistle?The entire thing breaks down upon simply scrutiny and simply doesn't pass a basic sniff test, before you even engage in presenting evidence.
>>532143702SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB!!!Try again next full moon.
>>532146658it's just a bombing run today
>>532146230>>532146564I found this which says it's an expected 41 minute blackout periodI don't know how trustworthy it is, it's from "newsbytesapp" but that's what I found
>>532143702I'm not gonna watch the lauch. Saw 2 minutes in of some channel reporting it and this jewes was interviewed between two Germans and a Nip was being so happy, that for once a nigger and a woman were making headway to be on a spaceship going that far for once and making typical jewish remarks about it being male dominated
>>532146958Wikipedia autists use this program to put them in the articleshttps://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/horizons/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_II
>>532143950probably the secret way out panel door. well spotted.
>>532146924get a pair of eclipse glasses and you can watch the sun yourself, it does not shrink off into the distance. as you know, because you're a paid shill pretending to be retarded for well poisoning because we told people not to take the covid myocarditis gene therapy clot shot
>>532147071where'd you get the 4 hour number from?
>>532147071Oh, this is from newsbyteapp? That sounds legit. Never mind lol
>>532147071>ayy lmaos on the dark side of the moon>hide this by saying there will be a communications “blackout”How retarded do they think we are?
>>532143757I WOULD FUCK THAT LEAF
>>532147159I explained it earlier. This is the reality, by the way. I already explained why 4 hours here >>532146564
>>532147159>where'd you get the 4 hour number from?An anon further up said it here>>532146045
>>532146608But the moon is flat, that's why you only ever see one side and it doesn't rotate even though it's covered in pock marks from rocks that would have set it spinning.
>>532144057Rent fucking free in your glerfhead forever.Remember, you are here with us real people in real 3 dimensional physical reality for the rest of your life on this real level plane earth, not the other way around. I can turn off your entire universe with the click of my finger. Computer off - it's *gone*
>>532147181The moon is between the capsule and the Earth during that period, how the fuck is the signal supposed to go around? There is no lunar relay network.
>>532147136retard. I'm in costa rica. I can see southern cross and big dipper every night. and pretty high up in the sky at about 30-45 degree from the ground which should be impossible on globe earth
>>532146338
>>532147073don't worry. when reality hits and thousands of people likely end up dying on Mars, they'll be happy to start talking about only white men again. we're always the ones they want dead. the minorities and women are thrust in the spotlight when convenient but ignored when things start getting hard.
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>>532147234>This is the reality, by the wayAnd you surely have a source for your "reality" right?How about you provide the math for the "geometric shadow" that you think is happening
Are they going to land on the moon or just fly around it?
>>532147234>>532147236you said some stuff but that doesn't support 4 hours LOS. it might be but you haven't in any way shown it.
>>532147298
>>532147003>if>appeal to incredulity>so ?>how ? how ?Because belieeevers would just say the Russians were sore losers
>>532143757They're gonna be fuckin' that real good in space tonight!
>>532147298not impossible at all. your angles would need to be confirmed but you can see a lot from where you are
>>532144024This 2bh. Just jews cramming more space down our throats again
>>532143757meanwhile in reality....
>>532143702They'll blow it up and use it as the casus beli for the war with Iran
>>532147298>I'm in costa rica. I can see southern cross and big dipper every nightExactly as predicted by the globeYou're North of the equator, so you can see PolarisAnd you're South of 26 degrees North, so you can see the Southern CrossThank you for confirming the predictions of the globe
>>532147511she's backup crew, she's not going up todaythere's another (guy) leaf onboard
Can someone explain to me why we’re allowing a leaf on our spacecraft to the moon? They aren’t our 51st state yet. This is treason by spying for ISRO
Once upon a time /pol/ hosted Space Elevator threads, discussing futurism and technology in relation to politics. Flerfnigger spam drowned them to death, so now we don't have them anymore.
Earth is Flat and you can't fly through the firmament, keep dreaming star goys
>>532143702They put their faith in that cringe mascot instead of Snoopy, that has already been around the Moon. F
>>532147609it certainly does sound jewish
>>532147625so many times you see a flerf claiming the globe is fake when they dont even understand the thing they are disagreeing with. its really interesting.
>>532147527>your angles would need to be confirmedCosta Rica is at 10 degrees NorthSo both Polaris and the Southern Cross would be about 10-15 degrees above the horizon
>>532143702>swingin from the fenceim dead. surely i mis-heard that
Bro what the fuck??? The white guy was a navy pilot. The black guy just said he was an athlete. Why is the black guy a pilot, same as the white guy???
>>532146564>we don't need to include some conspiracy/aliens LMAO garbage on top of itwe don't need to but i'm going to do it anyways because it's fun and interesting (and plausible at this point)e.g. see >>532146392
>>532147651shut the fuck up scifi faggot
Everyday astronaut is live:https://www.youtube.com/live/QOsSRRBMNoc
>>532147718yeah. he's probably just over estimating their elevation
>>532147430>I don't believe your rational explanation so I reject it. OK. Sorry you're an idiot? Go ask AI you lazy fuck, I'm not here to be your teacher.
>>532147847
>>532143702It's just a flyby, literal nothingburger. I hate this faggot timeline so fucking much.
>>532147402See>>532147892Stop being lazy and ignorant and just assuming reality works on your half-baked uninformed conclusions.
>>532147609That'd be pretty funny, ngl
>>532147651>Space ElevatorYou realize that is never going to work, right?
>>532143702they really make this shit like a ritual
>>532146114So it's NOT going to the Moon. WTF is the point of this again? To show women & niggers can live in space?
>>532147892>Go ask AI you lazy fuck, I'm not here to be your teacher.So you have no math and no source for your claimYou're a flat earther, aren't you?
>>532147444nice try, jeet.. now do the same on globe
>>532146206kysI HAD TO WAIT A WHOLE FUCKING MINUTE TO POST THIS. FUCK YOU
Mark my words faggots, NASA will lanch a drone at their own rocket and blow it up and blame a sleeper Iranian Cell on the attack. This is real world shit. Trump gonna remove himself from Nato, declare war on greenland and Cuba, and start invading. Buckle up buck-a-roo, your ass is grass
>>532147326This space travelling seem to just be theater to show we've got the tech and can even send one from a race that didn't invent the wheel or a written language and a woman, because we all know how important women were in making sure rocket technology and computer science possible. America could do far better than whatever message nasa is sending
>now do the same on globeDoneNow explain it on flat earth
Post you launch predictions
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>>532143871
>>532148005You can get it to work on an airless body, but yeah Earth isn't gonna ever have one anytime soon.Space Elevator was a namefag who hosted those futurism threads, usually with links to articles about new technology, ideas, plans, etc.
>>532147527>>532147718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEsthis should prove once and for all if it's flat or globe, right? too bad there won't be any uncut footage showing earth getting smaller because MAH NATIONAL SECURITY, MAH BAD COMMUNICATIONS, MAH WE DONT HAVE THE TECH TO LIVE STREAM ENTIRE TRIP
>>532147892lol nigger.
>>532148200a kike witch, two zogbots, and a nigger. par for the course
>>532148169
>>532148248as if any footage would matter to you. lol. theres NOTHING you would accept.
>>532144362She cute. Gaben 100% based his design for Alyx off her.
>>532147411they are flying around it, not landing. landing will be a few years later
>>532148248>MAH NATIONAL SECURITY, MAH BAD COMMUNICATIONS, MAH WE DONT HAVE THE TECH TO LIVE STREAM ENTIRE TRIPI don't believe that they've said any of this, anon. The intent seems to be providing lots of footage, just watch. Also I still hope a hurricane takes your house away this summer.
>>532143702this is so goofy
>WE DONT HAVE THE TECH TO LIVE STREAM ENTIRE TRIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4But we both know it doesn't matter to you because you'll just call it fake, or see one normal drop of the signal and claim AIYou're not interested in the truth, you're interested in maintaining your main character syndrome
>>532148191lol, now put those characters on equator and show me both the south and north stars. ooh wait, you can't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEsTICK TOCK, TICK TOCK
>>532148065Weak b8 m8. Why would I be a flat earther? Anyway, since this is a rare opportunity to educate people on space travel: because they are flying so far around the Moon (~10,000 km altitude), the Moon casts a massive geometric shadow (an 80° cone of occultation). Combine that huge area with the spacecraft’s slow speed during gravitational braking, and you get a documented, four-hour blackout. If you need a source for the Moon being a solid, opaque sphere that blocks radio signals, try NASA’s standard mission trajectory manual. I am not going any further because I am not going into math you won't understand anyway. Again: go educate yourself if you're so suspicious. You will be disappointed in what you find out (that you're an idiot).
>>532148080k
>>532148313please stop sliding the thread with your useless kvetching, mong
>>532148199freezing temperatures cause o-ring malfunction and the shuttle explodes in front of millions of schoolchildren watching on television and they decide not to become scientists and doctors
>>532144543no wonder they got stranded on the space station
>>532143702make sure the wagies are off work so they can tune inapril fools
>>532148199If it blows up it blows up, but it would be very funny, if they just flew past the moon and well, just kept going and that was the last we saw of them
>>532148442I've already seen this episode but in my original timeline it was Big Bird on board.
>>532148408>the Moon casts a massive geometric shadow (an 80° cone of occultation). Combine that huge area with the spacecraft’s slow speed during gravitational braking, and you get a documented, four-hour blackoutAnd what math did you do to figure this out?Or where did you see this math being done, or a quote from an official source about this 4 hour claim?Why do you refuse to provide this evidence?And why did you not deny being a flat earther?
>>532148313>>532148350it will matter. if they can stream entire trip uninterupted showing earth from take off to getting smaller all the way to the moon and back to earth getting bigger all the way to landing then I'll start questioning Flat Earth. but we all know they wont and will claim MAH NATIONAL SECURITY, MAH NO BANDWITH, MAH WE DON"T HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY
>>532143702>the world is so fucked they forgot about the first manned beyond earth mission in 50 years
>>532143702SPACE IS FAKE, IS ALL CGI
>>532148402You must be a troll. You can't be this retarded. Timezones prove the earth is round.
>>532148248right so all the past videos and pics and livestreams of earth from space you think are fake but this would believe allegedly, you wouldn't come up with some nonsense excuse to dismiss that?
>>532148408>a documented, four-hour blackout.already asked for the document anon. you waffled something and that was the end of it>>532148426shut it flerf
>>532148542>timewaster trollUh huh. I literally just asked why you assume I'm a flat earther, as I am not. I am sorry you are purposely stupid. You can go find out the answers you want, I'm not here to teach you or convince you. Continue wallowing in your ignorance?
>>532148411lol, jeet. what happened to Earth's axial tilt
>>532147847fuck you, well poisoning retard.go scribble on cave walls if you think the tech you're using to shitpost and belittle white advancements is so fake
>>532148698we'll know in an hour, won't we, tranny?
>>532148627because you are a flat earther i very much doubt your honesty.
>>532148748
>why you assume I'm a flat eartherBecause you make an incorrect claim, refuse to provide evidence, and when asked for evidence, say shit like "I'm not going to spoon feed you, do your own research"
>>532148701>all the past videos and pics and livestreams of earth from spaceshow me. show me a single uninterrupted video of earth getting smaller and revealling a ball. you can't, jeet. p.s. poojeet means great victor in jeet
>>532148774space has done nothing for us, mouthbreather. nothing.
>the last time a living creature allegedly survived deep space was 1972>since then every single animal we have sent into deep space has died from radiation>let's send a manned mission without a successful animal test firstanimal testing is considered the gold standard for everything and yet we can't even return a tardigrade from deep space back to Earth before sending humansyeah this shit is fake as fuck
>>532148698>Timezones prove the earth is round.No they prove the Sun is not EVEN CLOSE to as big or as far away as they say it is.
>this guy isn't supposed to be there
>>532143757>gibbonsOOK OOK AA AA AAH
>>532143702>>532146165>nigger's unironically think this slop is realLol
>>532148627A whole Cat 5 aimed straight at you, 180 mph winds with debris and a massive storm surge.
ARTEMIS 2 TEAM TROUBLESHOOTING TECH ISSUE: FOX
>>532148857no, shit-eating-jeet faggot. show me this >>532148411with tilt and showing those squigly animations
i used to be skeptical of the skitzos who went on about hidden messaging in everything but looking at the patch i can't help but notice:>compass>two pillars>5-sided figureand that was in the first 2 seconds
>>532148884The space program helped advanced technology by leaps and bounds. Stubborn ignorance abound in this thread.
>>532148867even if i did you wouldn't believe it anyways
>>532144991>AInot really just some smudge/warp tool the chinkess used to make her fat face less offensive
>>532149011read the image it explains everything
>>532148906>since then every single animal we have sent into deep space has died from radiationCan you cite these missions? I don't believe they continued any animal testing after Gemini and that was before Apollo.
>a nigger, a woman, a canadian and fag-looking astronauts>furthest mission ever of humankindwhat can go wrong?
>>532148986lol, retarded nigger that failed middle school. we don't get hurricanes in costa rica. they all go thru your home of jaimaika and nighaiti
>launching on april 1st>first photo of earth on april 1st alsoThey are laughing at us so hard. Fake ass shit
This is Major Fren to Fren Control
>>532144543thats the whitest group of people i've seen in a while. They are in good hands
>>532148990Yeah, there's an anomaly with the Flight Termination SystemThey're continuing the countdown and think it's going to be resolved before the scheduled launch window
>>532144036What, you mean the dome?
I have a bad feeling about this one. Getting Challenger vibes right now.
>>532149036aside from the holocaust, the moon landing has been the biggest money-sink hoax in the history of the world>>532149087China sent spider eggs and plants in 2020 on the Chang'e moon probe. Was supposed to be livestreamed for 117 days iirc, livestream never happened, animals died.
>>532149036>The space program helped advanced technology by leaps and boundsdefinitely. aerospace. just not your star trek boner fiction. it advanced a lot, just not the way you want to acknowledge it. lockheed martin thanks you
HOLY FUCK!!!The rocket just exploded
>>532149125>Yeah, there's an anomaly with the Flight Termination SystemDid they check the Non-Intentional Flight Termination System?
>>532149125chinks and iranians screwing with the radio controlled detonation system
>>532149011You just have to trust that this government funded flat earth debunking site is telling the truth about the constellations
>>532149107Earthquake then, whatever kills you fastest.
>as recently as the 2020's India has faked a moon landing
>>532143702two digits and it is canceledThree digits and it blows up challenger styleEither way, it's incredibly stupid
>>532144295Iran blew it up, bro. Their sleeper cell agent planted the bomb/cut the wires/rigged the fuel cells/etc. We must unite against Iran for this atrocity.
>>532149196>117 daysOn the moon? Lunar night lasts two weeks, none of the Chinese rovers have lasted longer.
>>532149037No probably not because you sCiEnCe peoples' credibility is pretty much fucked for at least the next two generations. You did it to yourselves and the more you spit and sputter while demanding a priori credibility, the worse you make it
this live footage feels like a 'truman show' with people fake working.
>>532149037show it to me, make me doubt. I'm not concrete on Flat Earth. but so far I've got more evidence of it being Flat Earth than Globe Earth and each time I asked for proof of GE all I get is same retarded bullshit like image includedwhat a load of horseshit is that.
So the flat earther retards in this thread are just trolling, right? This is timewaster troll bullshit. Either this or people (especially younger people) are far dumber than I thought.
>>532149383QUICK BOMB CHINA
>>532149467exactly what it is boyo
>>532149431You can read more from the links here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_species_that_have_landed_on_the_MoonNASA today says that radiation is the biggest hurdle to human space travel. Lots of sources in this schizophrenic image I made but it gives some ideas of why we don't even bother sending animals.
>>532149485Most of the flat earthers are just trolls, yeahThere are true believers though, and it's impossible to tell the difference
>>532149308those retards don't even check those slides to see if they show what they propose and just take it at face value without doing their own tests. FE people do all kind of tests while GE telling me sticks and shadows is all the proof I need
>>532149469here's some proof earth is round that you can try yourself>>532146425>>532146487>>532146641>>532146853>>532147136>>532147444>>532148411
>>532149368It’s definitely blowing up
>>532147003Because the jewish bolshevists were in on it. The cold war was a joke designed to terrorize the plebs, the jews controlling the soviets and the capitalist jews never had any divides. Did anybody whistleblow 9/11 despite incontrovertible photographic evidence that it was a controlled demolition? You're a retard for still buying this shit without an iota of structured thought of your own to corroborate any of it.
>>532149653you're shitting this thread up way more than the flat earf nigger was
>>532147003you have a lot of reading to do
>NASA's Artemis 2 rocket will go through a series of tests and checkouts at Launch Complex 39Bso there is no actual launch?
>>532149653so why don't you get your jeet buddies to code (since you all such good coders) a livestream app where 12 of you all over the earth come on stream at exact same time and stick rulers into a pile of cow shit with syncronized UTC and local timestamp so we can see the shadows? ooh what? not enough credits to vibe code it, jeet?
>3500 MHz square
>>532149855checked, there will be a launch unless there's a problem
>>532149125>there's an anomaly with the Flight Termination SystemUPDATERange is now GO, FTS verification checked out clearArtemis II is back to GO status, L-minus 75 minutes
Rocket launches in 1.25 hrsClear night out and the moon is fullkino
>>532148368This is a factual lie because phased array data systems like starlink are long distance, steerable, and high bandwidth. >main character syndromeIs when you race thinks they are chosen by God then you call everyone mentally ill who says raping babies and stealing tax money are wrong.
>>532149928>Get a load of this little goyim getting all excited for some more kike faggotrylol, kys
>>532149308yes. thats the only possible way to find out about this stuff. >>532149469what i find interesting is that you have confidently been saying that you shouldn't be able to see polaris and the southern cross from where you are without ever having learned the first thing about astronomy.why is this? why do you think anyone should take you seriously? to me the main thing you've learned from your flat earth youtube videos is how to be an arrogant moron. >>532149784ive been trying to get him to stop. its as if he wants to make every thread about flat earth.
du.bs and it explodes
Why are these NASA guys all wearing masks? Could it be they’re the same actors from Sandy Hook?
>>532150068trips
>>532150038he'll never stop mang just filter his ID
>inb4 Iran intercepts and hits Artemis with a rocketPlease God let it happen so I can have a laugh. It would be the most amazing start to WW3 one could ask for.
HATCH CLOSED
>>532150021>going to space is kike faggotry Indian pissed that his country can’t even make it out of orbit
I can't even watch this is the fakest looking shit I've ever seen
>>532150293they still managed to fake a landing
>>532149873just get a pair of eclipse glasses and look at the sun and see if it stays the same size or if it appears to shrink off into the distance. i also gave you several other proofs you ignored because you're a paid shill arguing in bad faith with pilpul, you know its round, you're well poisoning>>532149784>>532150038every thread is about flat earth, whether i'm here or not to push back on their bullshit. shut the fuck up
>>532148950....if the earth was flat you wouldn't have night time in Europe but daytime in California. In fact every single country would have daytime at 12pm.
>>532150254negro situation monitor
at least we have the decency to make it look believable unlike these idiots lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
>>532150320the commentary is so dystopian. im disgusted but i cant stop listening lol
>>532149467Time for your meds
>>532150320you should just stop. leave them to the fakery oh wise one>>532150417>every thread is about flat earth,for you, shill.
There's really only one woman i space that matters, the first one.
>>532149168I have a good feeling about this that negates your bad feeling.
Now they’re pulling down CCTV to let the pilots come back out
>>532148906>aliens see us sending dogs into space to test our janky orbiters >decide to grab one of us to see what's on the other side of the nebula gatei'll do it
Real moon landing here: 2 years agoIndia is #1space is NOT fake/gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
They've been sitting in there for like 2 hours nowThat's gotta be both boring and tense
Hes scared. Feet crossed
>>532150254is op baking the next bread?
>>532144949>They rarely seem to take serious things seriously, everything gets turned into something infantile or performativeYes, see:https://youtu.be/Ao6XXGl44hA
CANCELLED. Woke NASA FAILS AGAIN
>>532150688it's just for the cameras, nothing to worry about
>>532150711Next bread is LAUNCHED>>532150750>>532150750>>532150750
>>532150320wait, so they got the technology they lost back?
>>532150765good lad
>>532150688These guys are about to be turned into dust
>>532150643why do you faggots keep going on about this? nobody said it was fucking live footage of the lander ffs. what would be filming it?
>>532150548no seriously, every space thread on /pol/ gets flooded with flat earth shills, it's been like this for years. it's 24/7 multiple times an hour for years of paid flat earth well poisoning.
>>532144738kys faggot
>>532150915why do you have to bot spam your same shit up every time though? do something that isn't like those shills.
>>532149118transmission received. hello fren. careful, the kikes are putting something in my water.
NASA and SpaceX only exist to blow up the dome/firmament. Ever heard of that project where they wanted to nuke the moon in the Cold War era?
>>532150038can you see southern cross from canada, jeet? before you say you can't, why don't you ask jewgle
>>532150417I did, moron. and I can see sun getting smaller as it vanishes into horizon from highest peak in costa rica
>>532150915It is tiresome. I swear it's either /x/ schizos or just turd worlders who think the sun is their god or some shit. You can explain the actual science to them until they're blue in the face and they will dismiss it and say it's all a conspiracy. Zero sum argument strategy is for low-information lazy egoists who cannot stand they may be wrong.
>>532150254the gif of that is gonna be immortal
>>532151337no. whats your point?
>>532149100Everything hopefully
>>532149122Are you blind? That's just a bunch of light-skinned shitskins and a shit ton of white women. Where the fuck are the men? Who's going to do the math? Women and shitskins can't do math!
>>532143702Kawaii!
>>532147298You are either a fucking retard or a bad troll and you should seriously kill yourself.
>>53214841115 min and 50 dollar drone to prove the world is flat
>>532152252lol, jeet sar got deboonked. if southern cross is at 15 degrees in costa rica which is 3degrees from equator then it should be impossible to see it in canada, poosar
>>532152543lol, when out of arguments resort to name calling. go back to nigfrica, nigger
>>532144802Thank you, Professor.
>>532152590yeah. i just said that. theres something very wrong with you.
>>532152713wanna tell me what I am looking at in photo included straight from nasa feed, jeet?
>>532148199This is the post I was looking for. I'm praying that it blows up, the normies would lose it and the schizos would go crazy posting here. It would be the best thing to happen here all year.
>>532150360>I can actually see the turds the indians left behind if I look through my stethoscope.Absolute clown world. I ask them to explain how any of this space shit is supposed to work in 0k temperatures or even how solar pannels still continue to function in space in 130c direct sunlight when all the earth based commercial shit can't even do 80c without substantial efficiency losses and severe structural damage to the underlying systems. Never seen an article or even any evidence that the solar panels up there have needed replacing despite earth based shit not able to last longer than 5-8 years and operating in far more non hostile conditions.Apparently, a few panels working at far below efficiency levels can maintain life support systems, telecom machinery, air filtration systems, and even water desalination plants that recycle jewish urine and diarrhea into drinking water for the goy spacemen. Heh sure thing.
>>532152657Your post >>532152577 is possibly the dumbest post I've read on /pol/ in a long time, congrats. You must be the brownest retard nigger on this site.
>>532152799earth. do you think only the moon can be a crescent?
>>532152900>drone can prove curvaturebwahahahahahahahahaahahahahah you can't be fucking serious, nigger!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYlnUdo-lPQ
>>532152929bwahahahahaha you need to tell your cgi jeets to work on the scale and proper lighting. moon is fully lit, earth has a crescent. bwahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaha come on, jeet.. my 3 year old niece can do a better job in blender
seeing the faces interviewed live on the ground, there is no human involved in this. April's fool?
>>532144024>were going to the moon for real this time!>Okay we're just orbiting the moon>Launch is on April 1st, we're Totally doing it you guys!Guarrentee its another fake. They might make it barely further than ISS but theyre not passing the Van Allen Belts
>>532147248If the earth is a disc how do you explain gravity?>giant massive disc is accelerating 9.8m/s^2 up>gravity is the heckin firmamenterinoIm genuinely curious. Explain it without having the disc collapse on itself due to gravity
I love this. So exciting.
