Official NASA stream: https://youtu.be/Tf_UjBMIzNoUnofficial stream with much less talking/women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8m9YdxgJ5gPrevious thread: >>532143702
space is fakeby which i mean space is gayin other words it's a waste of everyone's time and money and humans cannot go there and survive
Who gives a fuck, everything is unaffordable and we’re ruled by demonic pedophiles
inb4 retards self identifying as "trolls"
>>532150750Does this mean we will finally get confirmation on the existence of the moon?
>>532150750Digits and it blows up challenger style
Why are you launching a new break when the launch was just CANCELLED over safety concerns ???https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15695955/artemis-launch-ii-nasa-moon-astronaut-rocket-mission.html
>toilet mentioned
this brings me back to the flat earth rabbit hole days
>>532150850damnitcaptcha held me up >>532150820>>532150832
>>532150866FAKE
>>532150852Its made of cheese anon.
im eating lays and drinking pepsi
>>532150866maybe we should bring back an animal from the moon alive before we send a human, just a thought lol
>>532150750THINK OF ALL THE NIGGER FARTS IN THE CONTAINMENT POD
Steve is jealous of that thermo-stabilized pouch
>>532150944They just updated that >I watch the launches from my front porch so I hope and pray it goes well but they said it was cancelled literally 2 seconds ago Are you saying the DM is fake news?
>>532150850midwit tranny star trek enjoyer detected
>>532151009I am drinking American Brooklyn lager and eating Spanish sausages.
>>532151033>BBBBBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPTPRPTPTTTT
>>532150900Nigga we ain’t trolling. Launching a few meat bags to the moon, which has already been done, doesn’t prove anything, mean anything, or make the daily life of the common man any more bearable. It’s taxpayer funded bread and circus from the elite
If this shit blows up then America truly is dead. Imagine frying to death because NASA is full of DEI niggers now.
I hope they fake it better than the last one lol
THE COMMENTARY IS SO FUCKING BAD
What stream is everyone watching?
>>532151096here is your (You), dipshityou will never be a real troll>>532151151aight maybe (You) aren't, but the other one sure isat least I hopecould just be retarded
humans, or any living creature, cannot survive deep space radiation
>>532151208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>532151147>here's that solid rocket booster i was telling you about
>>532150852Ngl moon is super sussy. We've yet to find in our entire galaxy another satellite being that large and that close in orbit to a planet. All maths point out such a massive body mass should have crashed onto earth. My old shitbox has more miles than the distance between Earth > Moon.Only explanation scientists found to explain it is the moon being either hollow or full of polystyrene.
>60 years later, best we can do is a flybyso why aren't they landing on the moon
>>532151123having wine and chicken bao
>>532150820
>>532151248>dipshitthanks, fednigger
I'll watch fully expecting it to be fake and gay.
>>532150750what timeline is this
>>532151309Of all the things you'd lie about why vaccines and climate change?
I'm gonna walk outside and watch this one go.. Not too many clouds around so should be able to see it easy.
>>>/wsg/6121034
less than an hour away
>>532151147I'd give her my artemis 2 if you know what I mean
falt earth youtube spamming bot on deck
Nobody gives a fuckBuy an ad
America is the only spacefaring civilization currently. Like that sink in while you wait for the launch.
>>532151291Unlimited methane supply for launches
>>532151458shut up zoomer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_species_that_have_landed_on_the_Moon>yeah 1/5 mice died that went with the astronauts on Apollo missions to the moon>yeah they had brain and liver lesions>but the astronauts had no problems XD totally 100% successful after the last mission blew up on the launch padanyone who believes this shit is gullible as fuck
Hope this was privately funded. Can't imagine wasting taxes on this dumb shit
>>532150750Catastrophic engine failure leading to explosion and loss of all astronauts. Symbolic of America's decline in front of the world.
FAKE AND GAY
>>532151404nice
>>532151299Bao buns are too sweet and doughey for me. Always up for some good French wine tho, even if American wine is better :p
>>532151464Russia is too fwiw. China kinda
>>532151413hello BASED control?
dei crew, not watching
>spaceship made by DEI hires>vibecoded software>kike and nig and womanImagine being the white guy of the expedition.
>>532151297>American education
>Temperature on battery for the Launch Abort System is out of spec>Not a hold now, could be a hold if still bad with 6 minutes to go>Might be sensor issue
ScrubbedggWe never went to the moon another 3 month delay
>the team is troubleshooting but it shouldn't be any problem that something isn't working>there are things on the spaceship that doesn't matter if it works or notyeah cause it's fake LOL
>battery troubleshootingit's over
>>532150750Literally who gives a fuck, you should be looksmaxing
>>532150750digits and it explodes live on TV
Imagine they overcook the slingshot and wind up either heading straight inside Mercurys orbit or deep into space and we learn the math was conducted by DEI hires. It would be like that Titanic submergible except we get daily updates where they slowly accept they are going to die terribly slow.
>>532151629They always do this shit
>>532151644Loool
>>532151656Why are nonwhites so desperate for this to fail?
>>532151629Someone go fart on the battery
>>532151656yeah imagine if it wasn't totally fakesomething might go wrong and it would matter a lot
>>532151644
>>532151013>bring back an animal from the moonimpossible, there aren't any animals on the moon.
A lithium battery is overtemp. It's gonna light off and burn the whole stack down.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>532151644Israel falseflag attack incoming
>>532151708>>532151147
>>532151705Bc they are jealous of White success and know they could never do it themselves
I do NOT do well with heights
>>532150862digits and it explodes on the pad and it gets blamed on muh>ironian terr'ism
this is so fucking gay there's no way this is real>could be an issue>not sure xDimagine if this was real, you're an astronaut and it's not 100% totally workingwould you still launch? FUCK NO LOL
>>532151501nobody believes your shit>>532151506have you any idea how much money is wasted on worthless shit every year? how much do you think the US alone has spent on the ukraine bullshit in the lat 4 years? i'll give you a hint. its 2x what the entire SLS/Artemis has cost over the lat 12 years
oh wow a legislative fellow in the united states senate is actin- I mean pretend- no I mean he's totally going to the moon
What are the odds that some of the UAP are coming from the moon and this mission has something to do with it? What reason could we possibly have to go back there and study "for all humanity"?
>>532151506now tell us your thoughts on Israel's security
>>532150852I can see it out of my window right now
Why do they let roasties talking? Is this a cooking show?
>>532151705They hate humanity, they want the project to fail and the entire species to fall with it. Slave morality, basically. I say that as a brown man who has read the western canon.
>>532151945trust the science, you're a complete loser if you think this is realzero (0) animals have survived deep space since 1972 allegedly.
>>532151945>we waste money here and there and everywhere so its okay just shut up bro
>April 1LOL
>>532150852It won't be a problem for much longer
>>532151945I think we should cancel all nigger welfare programs and put the funds towards space exploration desu
>>532151797HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL
Does this mean we're getting a new season of The Clangers?
>>532151983its so awful they go on and on and on and say nothing at all
>it's not 100% working>oh well still scheduled to launchthis is just for the camera isn't it, none of this is real
You sick fucks are just hoping to see an explosion. Fuck you.
>>532151972>What reason could we possibly have to go back there and study "for all humanity"?Go there again before the Chinese to assert dominance.
>>532150750Quick look over here goy.
>>532150750If numbers it will blow upAnd I will laugh when it happens
>two foids talking about what powdered smoothies they have aboardwhat about the fucking rocket?
>>532150750you know I love spaceflight, but I just cannot give a shit about this diversity rocket.Space is real but NASA has become fake and gay. You know damned well this crew was not chosen based on qualifications but rather to check of an inclusion metric.I bet all the Diversity space suits tasks are being seconded from the ground by a man who will get no credit for doing the actual work.
>>532150750This is hularious to watch. Space exploration doesn't exist. This is the dumbest fake shit since the last one.They claim they will videotape going around the moon in 4K. LMFAO It'll be total CGI and Ai made.
So this crew is a Jew, a nigger, a woman, and a Canadian?Rest in peace
>>532151797her real tits are much nice than the ai slop you guys make of her
>>532152145China at least tries to send living plants and animals. We don't even bother. Since they die from radiation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_species_that_have_landed_on_the_Moon
>>532152071of course not brits boobage is far more flabby and asymmetrical
What if it winds up being another Challenger tier incident
>>532150750any stream without female commentary?
>>532152234that'd be crazy but it's done in a set so no worries
>>532152209a kike witch, two zogbots, and a nigger
SPACE WITCH
>>532152234I have that anxiety in my heart as well.
>>532150750Did they actually show the people boarding?
>>532152273https://www.youtube.com/live/rrW3wwlcS6Q
>>532150750ryan gosling did it first
>>532152338yes
>>532151514Even if the rocket blows the astronauts will be fine, the biggest benefit of traditional capsule designs (aside from the obvious physics advantages) is that launch escape systems are an easy problem to solve
>something isn't working"Ah well, let's send her anyways"we're barely above this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
>>532150750>We finally decide to do a manned mission to the moon post AI slopGot to admit the firmament obsessed kike worshipers are getting a slight bit of credibility with this.
>>532152234would be fitting for the colossal collective fuck up our generation has turned out to be
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>532152145Ok, that makes sense. Thanks fren.
>>532150750trump put fox news hosts in charge of nasa get ready for failure
>>532151979Abolish Israel
>>532152030>cancel all nigger welfare programswould probably free up more than Artemis has cost so far doing that cut for just one year. you guys spend about a trillion dollars a year on welfare. same on the state funder healthcare stuff.
>>532152273do you retards even read the OP
>>532152128姦
>>532152144Same reason why we watch NASCAR etc etc
>>532152000Trips of truth. Hope yall can save Brasil from the commies, anon
not going to take off is it
REMINDER>REMINDERthis was only 2 years ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
>>532152234This is fakeThe astronauts will change their names and live in Nevrsska
>>532152338>Did they actually show the people boarding?3 hours ago, yeahYou can rewind the livestreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>532150750>FARTIMUS JEWweird name, but okay
>>532152324The biggest risk is unproven hardware failing when they are days away from home, SLS is an overpriced and outdated congressional jobs program but the rocket itself is using proven and reliable technology
>>532152212>Anon still believes a decade later those tits were hers.
>>532151404very cool
>>532152234there was no way to get the crew away from the rocket when flying the shuttle. this thing has a way to pull the entire orion capsule away from the rocket if anything goes bad. also, solid rockets cant be shut down while SLS can.
>>532152496lol
>>532152494https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXEvOM1cGT8etc
Imagine if it blows up on April 1’stThe perfect clown world America sign >>532152496
WTFARTEMIS II JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>the liftoff team>some dude is just on his phonebad acting
>>532152273enjoy the silence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJklsJonD4
Why is Israel sending 4 astronauts to the moon?
are they landing on the moon?are they landing on the moon?are they landing on the moon?are they landing on the moon?are they landing on the moon?are they landing on the moon?
>>532152510If this goes ridiculously smoothly, the hope for becoming a space-faring civilization will skyrocket.44m before launch, hyped
>>532150944>Doing this on April FoolsLMAO
>>532152636no
>>532152636No, just circling it, same as Apollo 10
>>532152636You haven’t heard? There’s a nigger in the moon! https://youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
>>532150750>>532150750Nasa is not launching anything to anywhere dumbass space is not real gog magog communist Zionist satanic bolshevik prolingpsyops that's for enslavement to false for of state for soul damning brahmin and rabbiincal dogshit ball earth and space imaginary lie ball earth is not the earth does not fake moon rocks devons island notstrapped in backwards there is no geometric horizon Marconian hertz Volta and Ernst mach and tesla mussolini Petain Franco right not jews niggers freemaosn and marcist communist
>>532152637Sorry that last part was my shitty clipboard, had that there for some reason.
Niggers itt can keep seething, the white man WILL rule the stars
>>532152681>>532152689then why should we care?then why should we care?then why should we care?then why should we care?then why should we care?>>532152723oh no
>>532150750are they opening the hormussy. is nacy guthrie there? project blue beans? so cool fellow patriots!!!! reenlisting as i type this. g*d bless israel!
>>532152637I wouldn't count on that, jews only allow us to go on these Sunday drives when they feel it's neccessary to keep the goys on the reservation
>>532152781Based and correct
>>532150750>UnofficialDaily remidner moahs ark is scientifically oicesn an historically inside this globe container water above and the auo crow 777 on YouTube the vault a eendeen clear as flickering 500 year real astronomy
Where we going?
>>532152800It’ll be the farthest men have ever gone from Earth before
>>532152689>just circling it, same as Apollo 10Apollo 10 was the dress rehearsal and did everything but landYou're thinking of Apollo 8, which did 10 laps around the Moon before returning
SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB
>>532152800so this will be your last post ITT I take it, since you don't care?further replies are indisputable proof of caring
>>532152781living creatures cannot survive deep spacethe last one that allegedly survived deep space was 1972history is not on your sidespace is fake and gay
>>532150750THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT IT DOWN/BLOW IT UP AND BLAME IT ON IRAN/ALIENS(BLUE BEANZ) OR BOTH
>>532150820Then what did we get mad at Katy Perry for?
moon base soonthen china will try to make one and the space wars will begin
>>532152636The historic flight is the first step in NASA's new multi-step to land on the moon by 2028 at the earliest.
>>532152483this look so fake it's laughable, sir
CHINLADY NICE
>>532152921she did not go into deep spaceand remember she opened the door before Bezos turned the door seal so that was hilarious
How many bings till launching?
>>532150750>The United States of Epstein fakes another mission to distract from its most recent retarded middle eastern boogalooWhy would i watch this goycattle shit?
>>532151980Prove it
>>532151824This is a retarded meme.
>>532152800retard thinks hes in a crowed room
>>532152905>living creatures cannot survive deep space>space is fakeyou must choose only one of theseif it's fake, it can't be fatal
>>532150862I will not roll for this. May God protect our brave and heroic astronauts.
>>53215290560IQ or glownigger astroturf?
this shit is so fake why are we having Hollywood faggots and athletes weighing in
there was a reason we sent monkeys into space
Nigger hi jacks the ship and creates the black master race on the moon
>>532152524you can empirically determine their approximate size through her (very elastic) clothing choices but if you choose to continue the farce that it was not real, that's fine, her virtue is safe with me. she would never do something like that.
Why is there a 20 second delay on CNN compared to the livestream?
SCALET TITSOUT GO AWAY BRING BACK CHINLADY
won't this kill them?won't this kill them?won't this kill them?won't this kill them?won't this kill them?
>>532153010the moon landing was fakedzero (0) living creatures have survived deep space since allegedly 1972history is not on your side.science is not on your side.
listen to the 2013 ukelele music ffs what is this livestream
>>532153080Live TV puts a safety margin to censor the N word.
This celebrity shit is cringey AF. Who does this prop actually affect? >niggerball player >im really interested in Dark Matter LMAO
The Apollo flight paths specifically avoided the strongest part of the inner (strongest) Van Allen beltAnd because of the physics of spaceflight, they were traveling the fastest as they were just escaping Earth's gravity wellSo they avoided the worst and sped through the badAnd even then the overall dose was incredibly small, pic relatedReadings were the average of various dosimeters that they carried on the Apollo spacecraft with the astronautshttps://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19730010172/downloads/19730010172.pdfRussia also sent a vessel with a "fly-by" of the Moon, the Zond-5, with tortoises, insects, plants, seeds, and so on.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zond_5Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCfkcb_DuQAlso https://youtu.be/fMHLvoWZfqQ?t=3098
so what exactly is the point of this
That nigger thought he was funny
>>532153091pls respondpls respondpls respondpls respondpls respond
>>532150750>for all humanityNah, fuck most of humanity, this is for us and us only.
Check The Google Lunar X Prize. The challenge called for privately funded teams to be the first to land a lunar rover on the Moon.Then NASA forbid anyone in it from entering the Apollo landing site with the Armstrong footprints, because there are none, it`s all fakeSo with China well on their way in their space program and not giving a fuck if the truth comes out, US have to be first up to fake some new ones or be an even bigger joke to the world
>>532153067we didn't send monkeys to deep spaceonly 7 animals have come back from deep space and they actually admitted one died, likely 3 or more died because Russia lied about their two tortoises.
>>532153092>didn't say space was fake that timehave another (You), my incredibly, desperately lonely fren begging for attention this desperately
>>532153091>Implying the most advanced space agency on the planet can't figure out aluminum foil
>>532152781Ei kaikki, veeteiltä pääsy kielletty. Totaalinen Ykäsonni victory
Guys, I'm an insider with NASAThis is the initiation of project BlueBeam. What you're going to see is a typical launch but then aliens will meet the craft in space and turn it around for a standard landing. The astronauts have already been given speeches to announce that we're not alone in the world.After this announcement, Israel will nuke northern Iran, approximately 3 hrs after video of the alien spacecrafts go viral. This is to "necessitate" an alien intervention on interspecies conflict. This will be used as an invitation into the global panopticon they've been trying to establish for years.
Why they have all of these cringe yapping cunts doing commentary?
I"VE GOT FAITHOF THE HEART
Kill, Marry, Fuck
the fuck is "Office of STEM Engagement"?
>>532152921Because she came back.
>>532153158to test out the vehicle with a crew aboard
>>532153174the moon landing was faked. this was too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vEwhy fake it? does it even matter if they lie?
cringe
Why is the fat data integration woman wearing a mask outside?
>>532151644how can yall be preaching their deaths, they have families you know
>>532153239PLEASE BE REAL, that shit would be hilarious. Just imagine how goofy and retarded the CGI alieems are gunna be
>>532153212microwaves fears himmicrowaves fears himmicrowaves fears himmicrowaves fears himmicrowaves fears him
Digits and fission mailed because black guy hot-boxes on the way up and woman cracks open a window to let the air out
>Donald Glover will make history and become the second monkey to enter space since 1949
>>532153303>Why is the fat data integration woman wearing a mask outside?Covid broke the mind of a lot of liberal women
>>532153263Of course the big lass is the only one there whos actually done any work.
>>532153263you could cut all the women and nothing of value will be lost, if anything, proficiency will improve.
>>532153239well that settles it im quitting my job
>>532152957it was fake. it was just animation for people watch instead of telemetry numbers counting down. get it?
>>532151293If it was formed from an asteroid impact when earth was still a hot and bothered molten ball of lava whey wouldn't it be like pumice or whatev? Idk maybe you need air and specific cooling process to make pumice but yeah a mostly hollow moon doesn't seem that far-fetched in the grand scheme of things...
>>532153303Woman ?
>this is the test mission>we're sending humans not animals
>>532153272Tour group leader.
>>532150750It's a hologram straight out of project blue beam.
>>532153389THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A PSYOP
>>532153384rareflag
>>532153303Who cares? It should be normalized to wear w/e you want outside. Especially with so many cameras around.I should be able to wear LED goggles to fuck with surveillance.
>>532153091they've developed an immunity to homosexuality
>>532153241Because short form content has fried the average burger's attention span and they can't go a minute without some jingling keys
>>532150750LFGGGGG
>>532153384RARE
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE. god bless israel and america!!!!
>>532153389no difference between goyim and animals
>>532150944>the rocket is brown
>>532153463@grok can u summarize plz
>>532153303IT WOULD BE VERY PAINFUL.
>>532151871Of course it's a hoax.It's always a bad realty show.>logo pyramid, serpent etc>nonsensical 1 of april mission>ridiculous cast, videos and script of the whole showIt's something for 5 years old. There's no way someone highly educated and serious can sit there and see this clown fake show, it's a downward insult.
>>532153167i think they were more concerned with chinks driving their temu lunar vehicles all over a historical treasure
>some shit on the spaceship ain't workin>oh well let's launch anyways>>532153482KEK
>>532153387I think Frenchie may be onto something
WATCHMAN GO AWAY BRING BACK CHINLADYanyways, thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LastggL21es&list=RDLastggL21es
>>532153272It's where they try and convince young niggers to become astronauts so that no white man will ever be needed in space again
>>532150750I'm trying to watch it but every network either has a nog or a woman struggling to sound smart as they explain what's going on.
>>532150750>toYou mean “near” the moon. Supposedly, everyone knows it’s fake and gay. They can cgi fake space but a landing would be impossible
>>532150750>A-R-T-E-M-I-S-I-I9>II11
Ryan Gosling has blessed this mission, 100% success guaranteed
>>532153524well said. this talk of moon bases is for reddit tier losers who believe science fiction novels and not The Bible
>>532150750Sounds fake.Could it be an nuclear strike disguised as a moon mission?
>>532150750Fake and gay
Perfect time for the ayys to show up while the world is watching.
>>532153239More imaginative than the usual fare
>exploration is part of our country's DNALmao not anymore actually most of them are gone
USA USAUSA USA
>>532153565They need someone to pick moon cotton
It’s pretty hard to watch
>>532153566thats part of the fun. like watching terrible films on purpose. soak in the dystopia with us, anon
>>532153626kek
>>532151013>maybe we should bring back an animal from the moon aliveThe 3 person crew is bringing a nignog. But yeah, should have sent it alone first.
>a new generation prepares to pay inordinate taxes so we can lie to them about the moon and our plans to put humans on the moon
>>532153241Dead air… ummm… dead air
>>532150750>MANNED MISSION TO THE MOONI do expect it to look better than India's.
>>532153678Is the one on the left an asian or a nigger or both?
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO
>>532153382So, it was just ps1 graphics, they never went there, thanks for proving my point saar
this shit wouldve been world news and everyone would be glued to the tv if it wasnt for the jewish war taking all the attention
How longz this gonna take ffs???
>>532153530>worried over historical treasuresure they are, that`s why they deleted the telemetry data as well, nothing to see there, just the biggest event in history
>All of those stinky brownoids spamming their 3rd world shithole flags in the commentsI hate when a youtube stream has so many spammers that you can't even use it. Why are these monkeys acting tough when their countries don't even have toilets?
>>532153747well yeah of course, but we're still scumbags for doing it>India's hoax moon mission was only 2 years ago>it was obviously fake>nobody gives a fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE>>532153707KEK
>>532152212Her real tits are down to her waist length now. The AI actually makes them fuller than they are.
>>532153748>autistic is face blindmany such cases
>>532153764launch window opens in ~30m
>>532150750>DEI crewWill she fuck the black guy or will she fuck everybody?
>>532152636"landing" is such a strong word, "uncontrolled descent" may be more apropos.
>>532152028But why?
>>532153762who cares, we are here
>>532153815It's nice to know that I'm not the only one that found that strange.
TURN ON CNN (((BILL NYE THE SCIENCE KIKE))) IS ON
Issue with Launch Abort System battery is CLEARGO FOR LAUNCH
>>532153822Spacefags can't see the irony of them doing it on April Fool's Day, out of nowhere no less.
Non cringe strim with comms onlyhttps://youtu.be/ut729170L0M
>>532153897is this a joke? why not get a real scientist?!why not get someone that actually works at nasa?!!
>>532153753the landing footage was. it cant be this hard to grasp.
>>532153948Holy shit this is so much better, thanks anon
Wooo
>>532152474Tatakae, anon.
>>532151033Do they hiss in space?Is it nice?
>>532153984He does work for nasa
>>532153897Bill Nye the science kike>BILL NYE THR SCIENCEKIKE >BILL >BILL >BILL >BILL >BILL Boy is looking a little rough these days since he sold his soul
>>532153939>April Fool's DayTHIS AS WELL
>>532150750what are the political implications of our having watched that guy punch in the passcode on his tablet
>>532153815Seriously, all these turd world countries just keep spamming
I hope they bring back some space weed or an alien or this will be a complete waste of everyone's time and money
>>532154045lmao
It's gonna blow up, isn't it.
AYY LMAOS ON NOTICE
>>532153864The rocket will explode before she gets to fuck anyone
>>532150750miga gonna cry
>>532154042>Do they hiss in space?>Is it nice?They can't get it out onto a tray, though, because no gravity
>>532153989good morning sir
>>532154042In space, no one can hear the hiss
Need a new thread soon already.
shills going wild itt.
>>532154081yes, on purposeso that attention is taken away from the war
>>532150750rolling for total rocket death
>>532150852I'm going to laugh and laugh when the rocket rips right though that giant paper plate. There's a reason we've never seen the back side.
my pizza will get here 4 minutes before the launch
imagine trying to go on a 250,000 mile road trip and nothing going wrong with your vehicle
>>532154065>what are the political implications of our having watched that guy punch in the passcode on his tablet(((Iranians))) are going to hack it and they'll cancel in 16 minutes.
>>532150750Well did they do it or what
>>532154045It's pronounced "naasha" though so this is stupid
>>532154099she will get fucked by the rocket then
>>532154066why can't the ESA go to the moon?
>>532154065>This nigga brought his IpadSmart, gooning in space must be a pain in the ass
any predictions for today?
>>532154243major malfunction
>>532154243freemason kikery and fake judiastic rituals
>>532153989So no proof. I can create some landing footage on my pc, does this mean I will go to the moon?
>>532150750is te baker still on duty?
>>532154118Only Russia and China can mock us as they're the only nations to actually send people to space through their own programslook at pic related, AI doesn't even consider you people human. You're all rats and cats.
>>532154055
any women on board?
>>532154243Memeflags will continue to be poojeets and yids
how long have they been planning this why does this feel like it came out of nowhere you'd think people would make a bigger deal about this. i only heard about this last week.
>>532153154>implying those kikes know shit about how radiation exposure works>implying those kikes know shit about what kinds of radiation exists and how it reacts to different materials>implying those kikes are even aware there were other manned or live payload missions outside of LEO before or after the first landingTheir understanding of spaceflight is nothing happened until Apollo 11, which was clearly only named Apollo 11 for symbolic numerology reasons, and there were no subsequent trips to the moon. I appreciate your effort but it's hardly worth even replying to those jewish mythology pushing dipshits.
>>532154065How much PORN is loaded up on that thing?
>>5321542431 hour delay
>>532154326because nobody believes in this bullshit anymore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
>>532154243flawless liftoff. world needs something positive, etc
>>532152723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4no u
>>532153984They just had NASA introduce "people who made the launch happen" and predictably everyone who stepped up to the mic was either a nigger, woman, latina, or jeet.
Space is fake and gayThis is all a distraction
>>532154666>America is so rich we can fund the entirety of Somalia's GDP through fake daycare centers AND fly to the MoonIs anyone else even trying anymore?
>>532154185>The brownoid still can't wrap its head around preventative maintenance or actual engineering
>>532150750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNhuXQyyBr8
WE ARE 10 MINUTES. 10 MINUTES TO GO
>>532150750what is that smoke?
>>532154081crazy how most of them didnt even bother changing their names
>hype for something we did 60 years agoright...right?
>>532154726you mean my car wasn't engineered?
>>532154683it's gonna blow up isn't it?
>>532154735aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>532154243ALIEEEEEEMS BLOW IT UP AND BLUE BEANS
>>532154326Artemis is a scaled back version of what was proposed under Bush jr and is heavily delayed, they were supposed to have already landed people on the moon 2 years ago.
10 MINUTES
>>53215480912
THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED
>>532154797Obama, aka bathhouse Barry, cancelled Constellation and it’s still a damn shame
>>532154840GONNA BLUE BEEEEAAANNNNZZZ
new bread create
>>532154840WE GOT TOO COCKY SPACE BROS...
>>532154326>how long have they been planning thisYears and years. There were problems with ground hardware that pushed the possible earliest launch a couple years then this last winter weather pushed it a few months. They ran into problems with hydrogen and helium leaks during the wet dress in late Jan I believe which pushed it to now. There's been a lot of coverage of this within the space and tech sphere but these days that stuff doesn't penetrate much into the normiesphere partially because of how common (mostly spacex) launches have become with all the satellite constellations that are being setup.
>>532154221ESA wants to be hardcore but NASA won't let them
everything about this is jewish and fake
>>532154840IRANIAN MISSILE BOAT SPOTTED OFF THE CAPE
This is going to be a fucking disaster
>>532154840are they cucking out?
It's over
>>532154735until the window
>>532154757Your car didn't cost millions of dollars nor have you changed the oil in the last 5 years
>>532154902ITS FUCKING OVER
>STOP THE CLOCKSalways a good sign
i like how all these rockets scrape the firmamentmakes a nice colour
So how does any of this space shit work in -270c temperatures and 130c direct sunlight exposure? All commercial solar panels start to degrade quick at 80c temperatures but these things have been operating without any issues or requiring replacing this whole time. How do a measly amount of panels provide power for life support systems, air filtration, coolant, and urine desalination plants, when your earth based panels can barely charge a tesla with an hour of gas.
>>532150750digits and it blow up like the "Billions" episode
>>532154840ITS OVER
It’s still frozen at 10 minutes…. Bros >also some of these chicks on the radio sound pretty hot
>>532154929OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
oh no they need a second sample
>>532154840SWEET CHRIST
>>532154770We can only hope
>>532154687this is blue beans brotheyre gonna hit the imaginary dome, watch.then all the christcucks are gonna start chanting "MOSCHIACH NOW" and a Rothschild is gonna be like: "whatup" and hes gonna slaughter a red cow, and then evict all muslims from his private country club, israel. and then theyre gonna build a digital third temple in the metaverse. and be like "no refunds"
>>532154958shut the fuck up space cuck lolyou're an actual idiot if you believe any of this shit is realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim8elzo5vE
>>532154840time stop technology confirmeda nasa employee could stop the clock at any time and rape someone and they would never know they had been raped. i've seen this technology used on pornhub
>>532154938The automated terminal count begins below 10. They do a hold at 10 to triple check that everything is how they want it to be before they hit the big red button that sets everything in motion for liftoff to occur 10 minutes later.
ALL SYSTEMS GO
>>532154988>also some of these chicks on the radio sound pretty hotsadly they're almost certainly fat chicks
>recommendation is goDOOMERS BTFO
>>532150750This is why America is better. Better engineering and innovation than any other poverty country out there. Put all the bullshit aside and this is the major power for a reason. Ethnics can cope about it.
its my favorite episode of Mad men
WE ARE GO
>>532155056>recommendation is go- ACK. DONT GO. DONT GO!!>BOOOOOOOOM
>>532150750>hold"america explain"
SYSTEMS NOMINALNIGGERS SEETHING>NIGGERS SEETHINGNIGGERS SEETHING>NIGGERS SEETHINGNIGGERS SEETHING
OH SHIT NIGGAS HERE WE GO
ok the 'is go' line up thing is kino
MIGRATE>>532154104>>532154104>>532154104>>532154104
>>532155063>America is betterwe should be doing these things as White people in general (plus Japan) rather than nationally any/all White nations should be able to participate
WE ARE FUCKING GO BROS!!!!
>>532155028it sounded like they were gonna cancel it over the reading
BLUE BEANS CHECK?
>>532155063>everyone: *working on creating prosperity on earth*>USA: MOON BASE LMAO
BREAD IS ON FIRE. NEED NEW BREAD.
/pol is a go/x/ is a go/v/ is a go/vg/ is a go/b/ is a go /r9k/ is a go/tv/ is a go
everything is gonaysayers btfo
Come on, it's gotta be a go!
>>532154206
No sticky?
OFFICIAL LAUNCH BREADIS GO>>532155261>>532155261>>532155261
Launch this shit Niggggerrrrrrrrrrr
The only "people" cheering against this are the same 50IQ mystery meat creaturas who have held back the advancement of the human race the last 50 years. They're afraid because they know the minute we are able to leave they'll be left behind to wallow in their own shit with no-no to save them.
>>532150750Nigger
Need a new thread
>>532150750This will be a glorious return to the Moon and the fake moon landing faggots will have to eat shit Inb4 well yeah we can go to the moon now but we couldn't do it back then
>>532154840Still paused, but the launch window is about two hours.
>>532155165>>532155528
>>532150750History
T-8 minutes
BALD EAGLE
THIS IS SO ANTI-CLIMACTICBLUE BEANS ME UP SCOTTY
I smell kike false flag brewing
>>532155942go take a shower, nigger
The keep saying "launching in 10 minutes" then delaying it another 10 minutes LOL. Could this be the most elaborate april fools trolling of all time?
>>532155899thats a turkey vulture
T minus 5 minutes
>>532155199BREAKER 1-9-9BLUE BEANS, CHECKYOU ARE A GOCHRISTIANITY IS A JEWISH PSYOP - OUT
4321Nigga
nice blackout and camera artifacts, you had one job
BREAKER 1-9-9BLUE BEANS PHASE ONE, IS CONFIRMED
Epstein won
>>532153079The fat tits that were posted during HWNDU was some random femanon who later admitted she wasn't Venti but trying to grift attention.
BRICSniggers....did we get to cocky? maybe it'll blow up on reentry?
TRANNY NIPPLE, CONFIRMED
