Previous >>532156018▶RECENT:>NYT:"Iran is not currently willing to negotiate">"Iran fires largest missile barrage in weeks, as Israelis set to sit down for Passover." Source: Times of Israel▶Oil:>Dubai Crude $128>WTI $98>Brent Crude $101▶ Day 33>Israel hits Tehran>Iranian ballistic missile impacted a U.S. base March 30th. https://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4>Smoke is rising from the U.S. Fifth Fleet base in Bahrain.>Explosions in Dubai.>UAE wants to force the Strait of Hormuz open and is willing to join the fight, according to the Wall Street Journal.>UKMTO reports that an oil tanker has been struck by a projectile 17 nautical miles north off the coast of Doha, Qatar, causing damage to the hull above the waterline.>US President Trump will give an address to the nation tomorrow (APR 1st) at 9 PM ET to provide an "important update on Iran", according to the White House.>Dubai oil is $128 indicating US oil markets are using paper to suppress their price and limit economic impact.>Trump: "I would say we would leave within 2 weeks... maybe 3? (Gary?)>Several explosions in Bahrain.>$1.75 trillion added to the US stock market today, 31 March.>3 more dead IDF soldiers in Lebanon.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
https://x.com/monitorx99800/status/2039478358220661138?s=46&t=iJRBeOzsZVi0IQyGBLOL-gKEK
>>532162405I NEED KINO
>In an unexpected move this evening, the Department of Justice announced the launch of a formal investigation into the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) for alleged violations of the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA).>AIPAC has declined to comment, but sources inside the organization describe the mood as "panicked."
>>532162439april 1st
moroccans tongue my anus
so iran fucked up shitreal's passover? that's very based
>>532162519Stop bullshitting. Not even going to look this one up, such an obvious lie.
Ya'll listen to Looker describe how the Uranium extraction is going to be?100-200k troops on the ground in a special operation to extract the Uranium...
Iranian General Warns: >5th Generation Warfare Ready to Counter US Land Invasion>Brigadier General Ahmed Reza Pourdastan, head of the Iranian Army's Strategic Studies and Research Center, has declared Iran fully prepared to counter any US land invasion through 5th generation warfare—a hybrid doctrine blending conventional operations, asymmetric tactics, cyber warfare, and ideological mobilization across multiple domains.>His remarks followed President Trump's threat to capture Kharg Island, which handles 90% of Iran's oil exports—a red line for Tehran. Pourdastan asserted Iranian forces are fully equipped to suppress any foreign invasion.>He outlined preparations by the Artesh (regular army) and IRGCl to counter a US land invasion through scorched-earth tactics, airborne deployments, amphibious operations, and helicopter incursions.>Pourdastan stressed Iran's strategy rests equally on ideology, stating every young Iranian is ready to give their life for the motherland. He cited Hezbollah and the Houthis as examples of a Shiite axis of resistance extending Iran's influence across the region.>Iranian forces are targeting American F-35 stealth jets—among the world's most advanced fighters—as a symbol of 5th generation warfare's effectiveness against even the most sophisticated platforms. Pourdastan argued Western air defenses are vulnerable to Iranian hypersonic missiles like Kheibar Shikan and Sejjil, as well as Shahed drones.>Any US land invasion, he suggested, would trigger Iranian attacks on regional oil infrastructure—a 5th generation warfare response designed to escalate costs beyond conventional thresholds and potentially ignite a new Gulf War.
>>532162439BIG if true
>>532162519Big if true
>>532162559April fools. But its the best one ive seen all day
>>5321625742/2
>>532162561While under artillery fire, and missile fire, with every stockpile booby trapped and rigged to blow. Never going to happen. The uranium is just the pretext for a ground war.
>>532162510New KINO : > Iranian ballistic missile striking Bahrain, reportedly targeting headquarters of the U.S. 5th Fleet. Local Shia population celebrates.
>>532162561Aren't there 1 million active servicemen right now? 1/5th of that allocated to Iran sounds like bad news for the other theaters
>>532162519not happening, tard
BREAKING: Iran gives Trump the middle finger, rejects the negotiations - per NYTAccording to NYT US intelligence has determined the Iranian government is not currently willing to engage in substantial negotiations over ending the US-Israeli war Iran believes it is in a strong position and does not have to accede to America's diplomatic demands, though it is willing to keep channels open.
Israelis are walking though rivers of their own shit. How do the Magadonians explain this since Iran's missile cities are all destroyed?
New Iranian Spox bantz anime edition
>>532162519Can confirm this is real, AIPAC just flew over my house
>>532162613Damn, almost got me. Breddy gud, ngl
>>532162574>everyone should know>we are going to get shotLmao based “winners”
>>532162741kek
>>532162687Thanks
>Televangelist Paula White compares Trump to Jesus because they were both “betrayed and arrested and falsely accused.”
Other nations in space status?
I think the GOP can call it quits now. You guys posted it already but this is too retarded.https://xcancel.com/factpostnews/status/2039444784083771629#m
GOLEMS ON THE GROUND SOON!!!
>>532162698Can't wait to see all the broccoli head American zoom-zoom veterans blowing their heads off with shotguns 10 to 20 years from now due to the war trauma. Seeing their comrades stabbed in the neck by a 14 year old girl with a bayonet, failing to shoot a 12 year old suicide bomber and killing 5 of their buddies in the process. Delightful.
When will the persoids hit the Israeli desalination plants and ruin them forever?
>>532162405- BREAKING: President Trump’s speech on Iran is expected to outline that the United States may need to use ground troops to secure highly enriched uranium that has been buried deep in the country’s mountains, according to Fox News.>- BREAKING: President Trump’s speech on Iran is expected to outline that the United States may need to use ground troops to secure highly enriched uranium that has been buried deep in the country’s mountains, according to Fox News.- BREAKING: President Trump’s speech on Iran is expected to outline that the United States may need to use ground troops to secure highly enriched uranium that has been buried deep in the country’s mountains, according to Fox News.https://t.me/rnintel/58064
> BREAKING: President Trump’s speech on Iran is expected to outline that the United States may need to use ground troops to secure highly enriched uranium that has been buried deep in the country’s mountains, according to Fox News.
how big of a nothingburger are we expecting trump's speech today to be?
Strait status?Fertilizer status?Objectives Status?Banan status?
>>532162913when they are forced to
>>532162741Holy shit, these people have ascended to a new level in meme magic.
>>532162960>>532162957crazy MF
>>532162960>>532162957>mutts are seriously contemplating a ground invasionNah they cant be THIS stupid
Iran’s machine gun, already distributed, those will kill many zogbots
>>532162973>forced toThe kikes bombed every major civilian infrastructure.
>>532162741kek and premium kino
>>5321630402/2
>>532163040Not aesthetic enough.
>>532162741With sound https://x.com/Nimvajabee/status/2039027639105831228
>>532163045nah they didn't
>>532162552>Passover..missiles actually passed overNo they made it realistic
>>532162972>Strait status?Pool's closed>Fertilizer status?Blown to smitheroons>Objectives Status?2 more weeks>Banan status?No banan
>>532162913They are keeping lots in reserve, because they're actually smartThey will probably cut your submarine cables and fuck your shit up first for being such kike cum guzzling traitors
>>532162960Please God let this happen. My sides will be so far out in orbit they'll knock Artemis off course.
>>532163019oh just wait. the trump era is gonna end strong
I don't wanna die for israel T_T
israel is now assassinating potential negotiators again
>>532162741They've been aching for this....oh goddddd.This would've probably been overruled if they hadn't killed the other Ayatollah.
>>532162957>MUH WMDSSSSSSSThere's no fucking way... he he ha hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532162405>Iran: We will always oppose the West! Death to America!>USA: *Bombs the fuck out of Iran*>Iran: What brought this aggression on? You're slaves to Israel!>USA: *Keeps bombing Iran*This war was inevitable and I wish Trump would just hurry up and turn Iran into a failed state already
>>532162957Would be popcorn worthy but I'll need a better source than "Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts "
>>532162741
kek
>>532163103Thank you Nigel very cool.
>>532163081>>532163075>>532163040Sorry this is a semi-automatic SHOTGUN meant to combat drones. Not machine gun.
>>532163019Shut up, I want to see some kino
>>532163189We shouldn't be in the region and we probably won't be when this is over
>>532163189DEI has really ruined the five-eyes shilling apparatus.
>>532163167
>>532162741how are they so good at this?
>>532162957>ground troopsUnderground troops, even
>>532162741The MEMRI Salafi TV cooking show with the Shia prank caller will always be the best. Arabs talk the best shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKPK6HDnjQ
>>532162741lmao
> In case you were wondering what the Israeli plan was, let me share with you that plan in great detail: it doesn't exist. There is no Israeli plan. There is no future arrangement they seek to achieve, or a finite situation. Their plan is to keep escalating until they are forced to stop either by a devastating war, crippling sanctions, internal collapse, or a civil war (preferably: all at once). That is the plan. Believe me: this, and only this, is the plan. - Zionists are notoriously braindead, souldead, and deluded, but they know that they cannot take over the Middle East and subjugate all of humanity to their rule, which is the only way they could censor 'criticism of Israel' and contain resistance forever. They know it's impossible (unless god steps in and intervenes on their psychopathic behalf). Their plan is not to achieve this; the plan is to die or get arrested trying. It is not a plan, but a yearning that cannot be controlled to fail in something big and then mourn the destruction and failure, like Ashkenazi Jews love to do so much. They made mourning and complaints against humanity the center of their culture and identity, and that's precisely the mental space they want to return to. This is the only space where they will feel safe and at home: when they are hated and everything they built has been destroyed. For them, a scenario like this is the ultimate proof that they are really god's chosen. I know it sounds psychotic, and it is. Nevertheless, that's the collective yearning: to try big, to fail big, and to fall back to the comforting sense of persecution and hate. - This is why they're doing all these counterintuitive things (from a self-preservation point of view). They want to be stopped. They long to be vilified and hated. They relish that hatred. It comforts and soothes them. When they are hated, in their mind, they become eternal Jews, fulfilling the decrees of an ancient Jewish existence. They don't hate being hated. They love it.
>>532163167US and Israel are killing every regime official that they can. That's not to ensure a forever war, that's to ensure that the regime falls and the Shah Jr can come in and setup a interim government
>>532163223unbelievable, naked theft
The US army is gonna lose 1/3rd of the troops before even landing
>>532163265Iranians are high IQ. Good Bantz and humor requires high IQ.
Iran won
>>532163223>Stealing EU funds >Stealing Swiss funds Nigmerica
>>532163167yes, the israelis obviously want to embroil the americans in another forever war
>>532163307Once you realize this, things will start making sense to you. - A long time ago, Western powers should have realized that. If they had stopped Israel a year or a decade ago, they may have saved themselves and their system. But now they have become too involved and hated themselves - by their own people, no less. In their stupidity, immorality, and corruption, Western powers are waiting for Israel to come to, to get a grip on reality, to stop chasing genocidal fantasies. But they should know Israel will never stop because it wants to be forced to stop, and then broken. It doesn't want anything else, and it will continue escalating and getting crazier, more visually, till it gets what its heart truly desires, and that's destruction and dismantlement of the Jewish state and major, historic Jewish catastrophe. Western powers should have intervened a long time ago to stop the madness and maybe help Zionism cure itself from this sickness. But they didn't. Maybe because, secretly, they share its deep, denied wish.
>>532163320Yeah that is not in the cards
>>532163122Shut the fuck up faggot. You don't know shit what's going on. >>532163263>Kikes are subhumanWhat else is new? All I want now is total kike death in the region.
>>532163223gotcha
>>532163257… said no American ever.Tell me, where are you actually from?Bejing?Mumbai?
To the mutt zoggies going to die for israel guess what’s in pic rel
>>532163223>>532163335>>532163357>>532163417/uhg/ sisters...
>>532163265>how are they so good at this?unironically just higher IQ on average, even their spokesperson is highly educated
>NewAn Iranian political-security official told Al Mayadeen that Iran will gradually increase its missile launches, adding that operations by the “Axis of Resistance” against enemy interests across the region are expected to intensify simultaneously.-Mehr News Agency
>>532163257>We shouldn't be in the region and we probably won't be when this is overThe US and the GCC have a security agreement in place. In exchange for US bases and security, the GCC promises to use USD for all oil sales (petrodollar).
>>532163428remote controlled marshmellow grill
>>532163263Patriots
>>532163349>australiadamn.. how many asians they got?abbos and anglos must drag that pretty low :)
>>532163422fuck off kike
>>532163302Memri is a gold mine
>>532163335Only retards buy military hardware from other countries. Seriously, peaceful nationalism is the only ideology that makes sense. Everything else turns into absurd clown shows like these.
>>532162884land on the moon or I dont give a shit
>>532163461It's crazy what you can accomplish when you don't elevate game show hosts to high levels of office.
>>532162885it feels like hallucinating trying to make sense of his ramblings.
>>532163252I want one.
A NUCLEAR DEVICE HAS JUST BEEN SET OFF7.4 EARTHQUAKE DETECTEDhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/02/magnitude-78-earthquake-strikes-in-indonesia-sparking-tsunami-alert
>>532163491Close. That’s helicopter toaster (mine). Iran has lots and lots and lots of those. Imagine the landing teams on helicopter at Karg island…
>>532163510it was retarded but the US did the scheme of "you can pay for it if you want" now they blanket steal itthis will create pure cuck rage and humiliation, will be used by the domestic opposition everywhere
>>532163531we will in 2028, but we'll take greenland first
Anyone got the link to the pressee that leaked accidentally where trump says all this ridiculous shit contradicting his public stances?
>>532163320Lmao no. The shah will never return to Iran, this shit is to create another Libya
>>532163487>The US and the GCC have a security agreement in place.Proven to be useless and the Israelis want bases in their country now, which Trump will actually do. The should do a Turkey-Paki-Egypt security pact instead of this shitshow. I also want complete American and kike influence gone from the region, 'muricans deserve NOTHING.
>>532162574If you say 5th generation enough times it sounds like you aren't arming brown teenagers with RPG-7s.
>>532163510But also only retards believe in vaccines or equality or blank slate and yet here we are
>>532163464>adding that operations by the “Axis of Resistance” against enemy interests across the region are expected to intensifyRemember all the NAFO memes gloating over the destruction of the Axis of Resistance, after Assad's fall and the pagers? You're not seeing too many of those getting posted on 4chan any more, do you kek
How many hours until orange nigger boots in the ground annoucement?
>>532163630you'll land on uranus before you touch greenland dont make me laugh
anyone else feel like orange nigger is just lying about everything again just to calm the markets, and that his real intention is to escalate to a ground invasion? he's going to go full retard.
>>532163608>The US tsunami warning system said tsunami waves were possible with 1,000km of the epicentre, along the coasts of Indonesia, the Philippines and Malaysia. It warned that tsunami waves reaching 0.3 metres to one metre (3.2ft) above the tide level were possible for some of the Indonesian coastline.Oh for fucks sake, can anyone on this planet even catch a break? What's next, Tohoku 2.0 then Yellowstone?
>>532163674The US wouldn't be parading Shah Jr around western media if that wasn't their plan.
>>532163733oh no... someone tell him who has the only military base on greenland
>>532163498>hurr durr>everyone I don’t like is the Jews MedsOn a sidenote, the astroturfer didn’t answer my question. Mohammed was a pedo, Terrorists lost etc.
>>532163678Iranian teens are responsible enough, by 13 they are already married with 2 kids.
>>532163428what does this device do? doesn't look too friendly
>>53216372942 mins
>>532163554>ramblingsThose are not ramblings, it's just an intense dose of peak americanism.
>NewRussian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova stated that Tehran currently controls the passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz, and the United States—despite its full military capability in the Middle East and the Indian Ocean—cannot alter this reality.
>>532163676US bases in israel not only don't provide protection they make the US directly accountable for israels bullshit instead of implicitit will set the US on a collision course with lebanon as the US will be first target, israel seconda mutual liabillity not an asset in my book, whelp if israel wants to be an american fort rather than a jewish state that is a route
>memeflags, foreigners, and liberals are madbahahahahahahaha
>>532163531>land on the moon We already did 50 years ago dude
>>532163758>The US wouldn't be parading Shah Jr around western media if that wasn't their plan.He is a joke now, anon. Also, nobody takes diaspoids seirously after the school bombing, all of them slowed down their activities or regret it.
>>532163428A ZPM module!
>>532163775Helicopter mine. It has sensors, when it detects a helicopter it jumps 500 meters and blow sharpnel's with a 50 kg explosive charge. Mutts are not ready for this.
>>532163713any country so far that made those memes lost the war
>>532162706They're lying themselves into oblivion. A fitting end for them actually.
>>532163676Saudi's started this mess by getting involved in the Yemeni civil war. Then they begged Trump to bomb Iran. Saudi's aren't blameless in this
>>532163428Shahed dildo exlusive footage, kikes will love it!
>>532163461Ok Achmed. Go worship mudslimes somewhere else.I dated an Iranian girl with a 145 IQ and high IQ has its benefits but it doesn't guarantee anything. The girl was a whore, obsessed with BBC, not much ability to regulate emotions, heavy drinker and had a hard time regulating her emotions. She was chill but what I'm saying partly describes Iran. I also dated an Iraqi girl and she also stated the Iraqi guys loved living on the border because all the Iranian girls would cross the border seasonally to whore out. If Trump wasn't so incompetent, we might beat Iran already
Doing a read of al-Sistani now, he's really thought of everything
>>532163379>Maybe because, secretly, they share its deep, denied wish.This is what christianity does to a mf
>>532163320LOL he would t survive 48 hours in Iran
>>532163901>Get's his geopolitical takes based on how emotionally unstable the ethnic women he dated were Based
>>532163167>>532163263Well at least Americans will finally know who to blame when they inevitably get bogged down in this quagmire their jeww rat masters sent them into
>>532163863damn that's a weapon right outta sci fi
>>532163863>Mutts are not ready for this.well considering they had no preparation regarding drone defense despite the west having experience with them in ukraine, it's a givennow does it's sensor detect parachutes?i recon the US would airdrop men from a plane first, and then get helis in range for the way out since they can't really put helis close for now
>>532163901>If Trump wasn't so incompetent, we might beat Iran alreadyNo.You know how I know?Because ZOG has been chomping at the bit to take down Iran for nearly 50 years, but until now not even Dubaya was confident enough to try.That's how universally accepted as a terrible idea it was.
>>532163608>35km of depth Nothingburger
>>532163912What's the answer, I'm curious
>>532163758They did the same with Corona machado/Edmundo in Venezuela and look where it got them.
>>532163901Mutt's law in action
Iranian missiles toward Jerusalem and Ashdod
>>532163608Ohhhh that’s fucked, Tsunami all over the Pacific ocean again! How convenient with all the navy ships around…
>>532163901>weird repetitive ESL sperg outBro you got filtered. Persian women want BWC not your little circumcized Mexican knob
>>532163863>it jumps 500 metershow the fuck does it do that? it would need a rocket.
>>532164098A lot of US war ships pass through that region to get to the Persian Gulf.
>>532163912>Doing a read of al-Sistani now, he's really thought of everythingSince Muslims believe their religion is a complete way of life, Islamic legal scholars have to answer these questions whenever someone asks them. Dealing with the hadith and building legal decisions off of it is actually very complicated, if it's done rigorously by real expertshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMqgLWHJ8Y
>>532164060>now does it's sensor detect parachutes?Doubtful or it'd be exceedingly vulnerable to false positives from bog standard chaff deployment.
>>532163863yeah this is how you know we're gonna invadethey don't just do these exercises for fun
>>532163751I have a theory and you wont like it, the Demiurge found out we found out about this gay realm and are planning to escape post death, so he pressed the reset button to gets us occupied and forget about him. Last time I made threads about the Demiurge we got a massive earthquake the following week.
>>532163862Y'know the Amazog reboot of this show might now flop even harder than it's already going to.
He'll declare as his speech is going on that US forces are making landfall. It's exactly the kind of bullshit he'd do.
Early warning region has been expanded to include all of northern and central Israel
>>532164072
>>532164120Persians are only 60% of Iranian people. an Iranian in the West will likely not be Persian.
>>532164250uh oh jews, that's almost the whole dang illegitimate country :^)
he will just attack, there will be no announcement nothing, he never bothers to actually follow any laws.
>>532164081PLEASE LET THIS BE A HIT ON A DESALINATION PLANT SO THAT THE KIKES CHIMP OUT ON EACH OTHER.
is something happening
Sadara Chemical, a $20 billion joint venture between Saudi Aramco and US giant Dow Chemical, has shut down all production at its Jubail complex indefinitely, citing supply chain disruptions caused by the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.Sadara is one of the world's largest integrated petrochemical facilities, with an annual production capacity exceeding 3 million metric tonnes of chemicals and plastics. It produces ethylene, propylene, polyethylene and other key industrial chemicals used in everything from packaging to construction.The company says it cannot provide any estimate for when production will resume, stating the timeline is "contingent on domestic and international factors." The shutdown is expected to significantly impact its 2026 financial results.Iran had previously threatened the Jubail complex with missile strikes, so far it has not been hit. The closure of the Strait of Hormuz has now done the damage without firing a single shot at it.
>>532162741Eglin niggers with a budget worth billions can't even hope to compete
>>532164046Iran showcased it in 2017, it’s pretty common in Vietnam, Russia, China, and old USSR regions. https://www.azernews.az/region/109314.html
>>532164297Look outside :)
>>532163167it gets worse, the guy israel killed?more context that dude was the mediator with pakistanpakistan promised they would protect iranian delegates well they look like shit now even though it happened in iran
>>532164201Leave demiurges to me
>>532162405Nigger
>>532164253Glad to see you're finally applying yourself, bong
>>532164060Parachuters would get fibre optic FPV’d upon landing or during their landing
>>532163735Obviously.
Damage to the sewage lines caused by the Iranian missile bombardment on Tel Aviv>Damage to the sewage lines caused by the Iranian missile bombardment on Tel AvivDamage to the sewage lines caused by the Iranian missile bombardment on Tel Aviv>Damage to the sewage lines caused by the Iranian missile bombardment on Tel AvivKIKES SKIN STATUS????
>>532164309bro be finna boutta sheeeeeeesh 6767676767
>>532164297I'm having indigestion and nausea, that's happening
>>532164143Yea a blow charge under it
>>532164253topkek
>I can no longer sit back and allow Iranian infiltration, Iranian indoctrination, Iranian subversion and the international Iranian conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
Alerts are out. Looks like our focus is Jerusalem
>>532162885Wars? Don't you mean special military operations?
BAKER URGENTLY NEEDED. I'M SHARTING MYSELF IN REAL LIFE. I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE AND INDIGESTION ISSUES
>>532164409Yea kino, water systems targeted ? It looks like it …
>>532164339Former foreing minister, kikeniggers killed his wife and him is seriously injured. Kikeniggers can't fight so they are killing a retired man as revenge
>>532164409>say Jesus is in hell in a pot of excrement>end up in a city of excrementKek, nice one God.
>>532163189This. Fuck Iran lmao. The ultimate recipients to FAFO.
>>532164143He misread. It doesn't jump. It's essentially an elaboration on the principle of using shaped charges to sieve through even multiple inches of treated steel. Only defense is reactive armor or cope cages. Which helicopters not just Lack but simply cannot implement.
>>532163662Youtube Stream Grant Smith Ellis watched some of it -58 minutes
>>532164339
>>532164501GET SOME BAKING SODA (half spoon) IN A GLASS OF WATER. OR APPLE CIDER VINEGAR (one large spoon) IN A GLASS OF WATER. You will be fixed in no time
>>532164508He is* Kikes aren't humans
Might have a coordinated attack with Hezbollah here.
>>532164501BAKER DOWNI REPEAT BAKER DOWN
Miggers itt coping hard rn, you love to see it
>>532164304Most of the shit from that plant goes to Asia, Europe and the Middle East lol.
>>532162741Really good, Eglin boomers can only dream of coming up with something that on target.
>>532164510Those who bless Jesus are blessed Those who curse Jesus are cursed
>>532164419that's common when even your own body can't stand being you
>>532164620>you heckin chuds slava ukraini
>>532164409That's fun and all but they really need to hit internet infrastructure again.
Reports of missile attack against UAEhttps://t.me/From_hebron/400753Reports of Dozens of very violent explosions in Jerusalemhttps://t.me/From_hebron/400757
>>532164471
>>532164684
>>532164529>decades if not centuriesAre miggers this retarded?Yes. Yes, they are
>>532164661amen
couple alerts coming out, very based, let's hope some homes get levelled
>NewMassive explosions reported in Ashdod, Israel
>>532164409It’s their natural habitat anyway
>>532164728I pray no civilians die, and hope for a clean war on military targets (with dual use and minimal collateral damage)
>>532164169The kikes do the same shit with the Talmud. Birds of a feather, the only difference between them is that the muzzies want everyone to be muslim while the kikes want everyone to be their slaves. Can't say I'm a fan of either, but the Shia seem cool.
>>532164590he wouldn't be just injured when targeted. israel just firebelted a neighboring building.
Explosions reported in Amman, might be linked to prior reports of an intercept over Jordan
>>532164510got em
>>532164737>AshdodP L E A S E.
https://t.me/GeoPWatch/30415Ongoing attack against Prince Sultan airbase.
>>532164737I think that was 7+ hours ago?
During tonight’s Address to the Nation from the Oval Office, U.S. President Donald J. Trump will inform the American public that the deployment of ground troops may be necessary to end the ongoing war and round up highly-enriched uranium in Iran, sources tell Fox News.>During tonight’s Address to the Nation from the Oval Office, U.S. President Donald J. Trump will inform the American public that the deployment of ground troops may be necessary to end the ongoing war and round up highly-enriched uranium in Iran, sources tell Fox News.>During tonight’s Address to the Nation from the Oval Office, U.S. President Donald J. Trump will inform the American public that the deployment of ground troops may be necessary to end the ongoing war and round up highly-enriched uranium in Iran, sources tell Fox News.During tonight’s Address to the Nation from the Oval Office, U.S. President Donald J. Trump will inform the American public that the deployment of ground troops may be necessary to end the ongoing war and round up highly-enriched uranium in Iran, sources tell Fox News.
imagine what sort of shit is happening in amsterdam right now
>>532164720>hurrr iran, an impoverished theocratic shithole with a currency worth less than paper and sanctioned to all hell is going to rebuild the hundreds of billions they've lost in factories, air assets, naval assets, and land assets they've been accumulating for forty+ years in just under a decadeYou're so fucking stupid it's unbelievable lmao. It's like the wunderwaffe weapons meme but you're retarded ass applies it to a nationstate.
>>532164409I WAS PROMISED HITS ON BIG TECH OFFICES AND AI MEME FACILITIESYOU DIDN'T DELIVERNOW I'LL PAY HIGHER OIL PRICES AND HIGHER DDR5 PRICESFUCK YOU IRAN
>>532164878i know
Are Sunni and Shia finally uniting or will Sunnis fall for another Mossad trick and fracture again?
>>532164878thousands of people walking around in wooden shoes
Reports of an impact in the north as well possible direct hit, possible building collapse. https://t.me/rasedal3ado138e/337750
>>532164250Dayum
>>532164950Everyone is tired of kike and american influence in the region.
>>532164950only when you see joint prayer catholic/protestant style like it was in germany could you see it
>>532164881iran has zero interest in rebuilding their nostalgia navy
>THE ENTIRE PERSIAN GULF IS BEING BOMBARDED WITH DRONES AND MISSILES, LOUDEST NIGHT SINCE START OF THE WAR
>>532164718Kek do nothing, win is now mainstream
I talked to an Iranian the other day and he told me that the Islamic republic >rape their female prisoners (teens included) so they don’t die virgin and have lesser chance to go to paradise >when they shoot a protestor they demand the family pay for the bullets>ask huge ransom to get the bodies backReally hope the Jews and orange man destroy these retards
>>532165021the middle east was and will always be a shithole
>>532165049Well of course. The US is obviously staging for an invasion. So makes sense to blow your load and damage as much shit as possible to thin the herd.
>>532164950blacks, white and asians should do same thing.. couple years of tolerating each other to get rid of the cancer
>>532164308It's because they lack a soul
>>5321650541pbtid eglinbot
lmao remember this?
>>532165054You glow
>>532164950nope, look into south lebanon.sunni towns don't need to evacuate because sunnis wouldn't allow hezb to operate from there. same as christian towns.meanwhile shia towns get evacuated.
>>532165054im sure that islamic republic will get rid of them
>>532164950They couldn't take Israel out when it was freshly settled and they all tried at once, they won't be able to take it out now that it's entrenched and they're strongly divided. The anti-Israel struggle is a Quixotic journey and fruitless, neverending war much like the Arab wars against the Byzantines. And they at least made it to the walls of Constantinople.
>>532165054Khamenei personally smashed incubators with his barehands like Saddam, right?
>>532165037Exactly, this is why they were left at the docks, mutts are so stupid
It's incredible when you think about it, America is essentially fighting a 21st century war with a cold war military. oh yes, they have some fancy toys but they are woefully incapable of winning this war against Iran.
>>532165131They never really slowed down much after the field stabilized. CENTCOM just doesn't report anything anymore since civil warning services are down in the gulf coast so nobody can prove anything of what's going on.
>>532165130>>532165146You just like our nafris >DA JOOS>DA ZIONIST
>>532164872Have fun with that, zogbots.
>>532165131when these kikes say this shit, my assumption is they only count missiles fired at the rats nest they call a country. the us bases are getting violently, violently raped.
>>532164718THE economist?
>>532165087The Middle East was infinitely better before your influence came along, faggot. Hope you enjoy the decline of your own country with how many browns are invading your country you and die like a dog, god knows that even your own government think less of your entire country than the life of a single kike.
>>532164501THEY GOT TO BEST RICAN, I REPEAT BEST RICAN DOWN, GOY BAKER NEEDED STAT
>>532165054Some feedback on the new hasbara script: it glows
>>532165219The whole braggadocio about sinking Iran's navy made me realize this.I don't think they're emphasizing the navy because it's a a convenient PR win. They probably genuinely think naval power still matters in the 21st century.
>>532164253Based semen retioner
WHEREISLOOKNER?
>Trump wants to use ground troops to retrieve Iran's "urabium."Huh and funny enough the last time the US military went to get nukes, the guy was also making a gold backed currency?Above ground nuclear testing was banned in the 1970s when home film cameras became common. There is no civilian recorded footage of nukes.
>>532165197Good cattle Most MENA countries will stay shit if you keep DAJOOing rather than solving your problems
>>532164872Surely if he's announcing it, the operation will be starting concurrently right? It would be retarded to announce it ahead of time.
>>532165279it's pretty weak. I wonder if someone in Israeli intel got acked in one of the recent salvos. So now Hasbara is just running pajeets copying and pasting talking points mode.
>>532165216>"HAHAHAHA! You destroyed Iran's entire Navy in less than a week! Those ships were worth less than the bombs that you used so they win!"Whatever you say man lol
>>532165307it is because iran in 80s and 90s used it to mine the strait potential and to highjack shipslegacy mental frameworks
>>532165269What do you even do as a job, shovel sand?
>>532164718>somehow it is chinks fault that USA started a war
>>532165269I'm white and wealthy so I'll be fine. Enjoy your miserable brown life.
>>532165330>Try to solve problems>Jews keep fucking people over and over till the end of timeShut the fuck up shill faggot. Total Kike Death is necessary now.
>>532164501hope you make it to walmart in time, bro
>>532165054A-t-il dit cela avant ou après avoir joui dans ton anus ?
>>532165279All they can do is preach to the choir, they are beyond pathetic at this point. Low IQ, soulless zogbots, teetering on the abyss of irrelevancey.
>>532165318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYJn8M0ASkTrump saying boots on the ground in 15 minutes, Kamala saying we need to rise against the establishment
>>532165406>>532165416I accept your concession. Enjoy the browning of your country. You will get RAPED in the midterms and 2028.
>>532165054b-but durka durka?
>>532165351Kek true. Literally sounds like Jew projection>charge the for the bullets>ransom them for the bodiesLike cmon now Mr Goldberg
>>532164881>a 3,000 year old country with 60% high IQ Aryans, the world's largest proven oil and gas reserves, and good relations with the world's largest industrial power cannot rebuild in decades what golems destroy from the air with missilesKek. Imagine being a migger
>>532165330If you are a true frog you should remember that time when kikes killed 10 innocent french scientists in a bombing but sure, kikes are your friends! Stupid GOY
Itranians are going extinct.
>>532165307Yeh even their propaganda is essentially cold war ''wins' or even ww2.. dying empires fighting wars of 80 years ago, but now scared to take the casualties needed to win.
trump announces the new ayatollah of iran who promised him full american control of the strait of hormuz, it is spidermohammed43
>>532165414That’s not what’s written or implied here Sergei
>>532165460Conscientious Christians and Muslims must now band together all across the world and summon the Megazord.
>>532165054>rape their female prisoners (teens included) so they don’t die virgin and have lesser chance to go to paradise.BASED ASS FUCK (literally)>when they shoot a protestor they demand the family pay for the bullets.BASED AGAIN>ask huge ransom to get the bodies back.If you are trying to convince me that iranians are le bad people, you failed miserably, nigger.
>>532165416people like you are why i will greatly enjoy the upcoming great depression 2.0
>>532165480Like I said, I'll be fine. I'm not threatened by low iq brown people but I do enjoy reminding them they are beneath me.
>>532165054
Oil is suddenly drilling and futures pumping, someone knows already.
>>532165131I always kind of liked the theory that losing all their long range radars meant they weren't able to accurately count all these missiles so the decline is really more a function of degrading US ISR.
>>532165172Israel will fall to boycotts and sanctions
I was told Iran is out of missiles, how are they today launching the largest salvo since day 3? Its day 33, what's going on?
>>532165534>I can't breedLiterally a pol chud
When's the speech?
>>532165054if jews said they did this shit, you would say "ZOMG LE BAAAASED" so kys
>>532165219It is incredible because anyone could have predicted how Iran would fight back. They said it publicly. We had examples to look to in Lebanon, Iraq and Yemen, even in Iran during the 12 Day War. We've been watching how drones have transformed war in Ukraine for years. All of that couldn't overcome the inertia of US military doctrine.
>>532165222Checked and trve
>>532165636They have underground foundries and manufacturing facilities so that they can keep firing missiles while under total siege?
>>53216564210 minutes
>>532165609You should spend more time improving your financial status and less time shitposting on 4chan.
>>532165677>turned it into
Every third worlder and europoor ITT talks like they're a military and geopolitical genius. Who are you people?
>>532165530>CHINNAAA WILL SAVE USLmao this is what retarded Pigran cope has been reduced to lmao!
>>532165656It really is something? Iran never once hid what their strategy was. Every step for years now was telegraphed and announced. That DC is all shocked Pikachu about this is bizarre. They really are the most hubristic morons on earth.
>>532165367Not my point retard, Iran's naval power is obviously no match which is why they were just left at port instead of wasting the lives for no reason.
>>532165677>Community Note: it was always a shithole country
>>532165656they had12 day war (would run out of interceptors)ukraine war (FPV > armor)read sea (even a failed state can shut down major sealanes)ukraine war (russia will run out of missiles/drones)
>>532165677>TurnedHow can you turn shit into shit???? What the fuck.
>>532165534>birth rate Croatia: 1.4>birth rate Mojtaba Khamenei: 3
>>532165739They thought Iran was bluffing about hitting their bases in the gulf states.So they called Iran's bluff.
>>532165677I was shopping for real estate in Israel and I was amazed at how uppity and entitled these Jews are, apartments start at $300,000 minimum in a warzone.
>>532165762i thought they hid all of their ships in tunnels
>>532165656Defo, the entire US command structure is ossified, and when you add in an MIC that is incentivised to make super expensive pieces of kit, well we get what we see today. It ain't the military of the 'it's good enough' Sherman tank anymore.
>>532165713Aryans, unlike miggers
>>532165269I agree with you friend. I want you to know we're not all so blatantly evil/retarded. Pray for us when it's our turn to free ourselves from ZOG.
>>532165762Even their submarines were sunk in their pens. What a pathetic showing
>>532165628doomp eet
There is a lot of fear and cope ITT from brown people.
>>532165713First day on the job, Private?
>>532165714>being this brownLmao, even for a migger, that's sad
Baking
6 MINUTESWHERE IS THE THREAD
>>532165798Xis dad is sucking niggerdick in hell next to muhammad (pajeets bust upon him).
>>532165877Keking at the niggers that bought in at 115 thinking it would go to 200.
>>532165713>a: don't be retarded>b: how dare you talk down on me and pretend to be a genius
>>532165339I suspect this is the case.
live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ
>>532165053Journos are lurking here, I can sense them. They steal our ideas on a daily.
I want to play war thunder and shot down some kikenigger fighters (like in the yom kippur war, -160 kike airplanes!!!) can this orange nigger start his TMD annoucement? fucking banan addict
heil Trump
>>532165819They have a large fleet of very small boats with anti-ship missiles
>>532165979How many times will the orange nigger claim victory? Place your bets.
heil Netanyahu
>>532164737PLEASE BE THE COAL PLANT. Lights have to go off in Israel
LOOKNER IS MELTING DOWN
>>532166011you're retarded if you think you influence anyone in these threads
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>>532165951Cope
Reports of nuclear fireball in Bandar Abbas.
Every day it gets a little bit worse for impotent Pigran. So much so that now even some GCC members want to participate in the fight lmao.
>>532165951happy passover to you, too. let's celebrate the freedom from slavery.
>>532164910BE PAYYYYYTIENT YOU HUNGRY DOOMER, IT IS COMING
>>532166072You will never be a real woman, eunuch zuttslut.
>>532166085What?
>>532165219No it's fucking worse than that, they're fighting a near peer adverserial war with a military police force essentially, with clueless and now blatantly non-caring politicians and diplomats in charge who have been blinded by their hubris.I don't believe any of this retardation would have happened if the cold war era guys were in charge. If it was '91 there would have been extensive diplomatic efforts combined with meticulous planning and preparation before a shot was fired. And if it actually was a cold war era military thennit would have beennfar better equipped to deal with drones.
>>532166011Say rather that we mould their ideas and their worldview, fren.
>>532165580you're a lowiq mongoloid nigger
>>532165049Based Persian chads upping the tempo. Today they launched multiple waves in one hour, they definitively increase the charge.
>>532165532Now that's just not Nice
>>532165054You have talked to an israeli larping as an Iranian. I know Iranians in Iran, no one said that.
>>532166256it's just for passover
>>532166318you should talk to iranians in the west where they can talk freely. diaspora hates the regime.
>>532164339You know rain or shine, If america does boots on the grounds or pussy's out, iran should keep attacking isreal. i mean just seriously keep attacking it, over and over and over. The rules of engagement are clearly broken multiple times and their words (both US and Israel) mean shit, so I'd just be constantly attacking until Israel looks like Gaza. Truly cripple the place and cause such strife it will take 100 years, not 50, for those uppity kikes to try this again. They deserve no sympathy nor quarter. It's like people forget actions have consequences and need a real sharp reminder in my opinon.
>>532165307It does. The difference is America is lying when they say "we defeated their navy." Sure their navy ships might be gone, but they still have hundreds to thousands if suicide speedboat bombs. They still have navy power and America does not control the water.
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>>532165219And their army is not meant to control a large country, they are meant to bully in a shock and awe attack then submit the weak country with a blitzkrieg land invasion to the capital. That’s the best they can do. All that was flipped today thanks to modern 5th Generational warfare. Cheap drones, cheap mines, FPV, Shaheed and type 358 air defenses
>>532164409UH OH, STINKY!
It's on niggers, where's the new bake
>>532164253Based. I told that my sunni compatriots coomers they laughed at me. Semen retention is how YOU GROW IN POWER. The jews have rabbis that run porn sites and offer it for free to goyim coomers, to be weak and controlled.
>>532164487fuck yes finally. The capital was always the root issue and needed it. Never got why they always go for tel-aviv over Jerusalem anyway. Can anyone explain that?
>>532166386I knew 2 diaspora Iranians in Canada, one was a coke dealer who became a freemason and one is a hateful incel with an incomprehensible and unlimited hate inside of him.
>>532164588as if political suicide means anything anymore. If you can get away with being a peodphile world leader, what is their to fear other than a full on insurrection?
>>532166684it's not called Jerusalem but Al-Quds which should also answer your question why Muslims don't like to attack it
>>532166238mold on a TKD template or gtfo
This is smelling like a nothingburger bros
Digits and the wailing wall get's hit.
>>532164281Like Pezevenkian.
>>532164098Tsunamis are not even noticeable if you don't know they're there out at sea.This one won't be big nearshore either looks like.
feel like I've seen this movie before
>>532165219>It's incredible when you think about it, Russia is essentially fighting a 21st century war with a cold war military. oh yes, they have some fancy toys but they are woefully incapable of winning this war against Ukraine.
