Previous: >>532162405▶RECENT:>NYT:"Iran is not currently willing to negotiate">"Iran fires largest missile barrage in weeks, as Israelis set to sit down for Passover." Source: Times of Israel▶Oil:>Dubai Crude $128>WTI $98>Brent Crude $101▶ Day 33>Israel hits Tehran>Iranian ballistic missile impacted a U.S. base March 30th. https://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4>Smoke is rising from the U.S. Fifth Fleet base in Bahrain.>Explosions in Dubai.>UAE wants to force the Strait of Hormuz open and is willing to join the fight, according to the Wall Street Journal.>UKMTO reports that an oil tanker has been struck by a projectile 17 nautical miles north off the coast of Doha, Qatar, causing damage to the hull above the waterline.>US President Trump will give an address to the nation tomorrow (APR 1st) at 9 PM ET to provide an "important update on Iran", according to the White House.>Dubai oil is $128 indicating US oil markets are using paper to suppress their price and limit economic impact.>Trump: "I would say we would leave within 2 weeks... maybe 3? (Gary?)>Several explosions in Bahrain.>$1.75 trillion added to the US stock market today, 31 March.>3 more dead IDF soldiers in Lebanon.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 ▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
What is the acceptable rate of 'Mutt Deaths per lb of Evacuated Uranium'?
MIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>reports of nuclear fireball in Bandar Abbas
>Israel actively being bombed during the orange nigger's speech
sandniggers tongue my anus
The Iranian people will rise up in a few months once they start starving. We need to hit some more critical civilian infrastructure ASAP.
>>532166125is the use using thermobarics?
>>532166125Sorry, that was me, I farted
LOOKNER IS GONNA FUCKING LOSE ITCOMON GUYS PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE
>>532166097>You get a drone>And you get a drone>Everybody gets a drone!!
what will donal tromp say?
>>532166125Nothing in tg, commit sepukku
Lookner made a typo AND forgot to make a poll.He's shitting himself. We're doomed.
>>532166058First for Trump’s award
>>532166255
>>532166255>We're winning.>We've beaten Iran so hard which is why we need to institute a national draft so that we can sacrifice 10 million of our children to moloch and win in Iran. Which we've already done. Lots of countries have Tomahawks.
LOOKNER IS WATCHING 3 FEEDS AND SEEDS
migger in chief livestreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLJ2xNLeZc
Donald Trump to announce the launch of the Ninth Crusade
Unironically how do you win a drone war without nukes?
>>532166097How do they even know it's intact? The world is full of cruel ironies. Thousands of americans could die trying to excavate this stuff only for it all to be in a gaseous state and irradiate 100 of them right at the finish line.
WHERE ARE THE GLOATING ISRAELIS?
Bibi status?Trump status?Xi status?Khameini status?
>>532166363ty krautbro
I asked Chat GPT to predict the bottom line of the speech>“We achieved everything, we’re leaving soon, and if anyone messes with us again, we’ll be back instantly.”
>>532166255My fellow burgers
TRUMPSTEIN LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/OzhLRPZfOMQhttps://www.youtube.com/live/OzhLRPZfOMQhttps://www.youtube.com/live/OzhLRPZfOMQ
>>532166371We really need a second holy roman empire around these parts of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsJzu-yZ1YThe offical american millblogger streamstarting now
>>532166406Covered in sewage.
>>532166058MIGA
GOooOOOD EVENINGNASTA
>>532166166>bro isTotal zoomer death can't come soon enough
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1yKAPMqQdPMxbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ
>>532166149Lmao yeah they'll definitely do your dirty work any day now, hope you get deployed soon
VERY SUBSTANTIALLY
>>532166363Nah... I'll wait for the summary
GOD BLESS THOSE UNBELIEVABLE AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS o7o7o7
THE PAEDO SPEAKS(why does he always sounds out of breath)
STATE SPONSOR OF TERRA
>>532166255>iran has been totally defeated>the strait’s open if you ignore the mines>iran needs to open the strait>we need to destroy iran's military capabilities>for three easy payments of just $299.99 each you can own a personalized TRUMP brand Patriot missile replica>but seriously, fuck europe and fuck nato for not helping
i wanted to make a funny april fools joke about the idf taking tyre to see if any retard would believe itbut all the jews probably went to bed
NAVY GONE COUNTER: 1
Cope level Midnight
>>532166149>ally of the biggest food producer on the planet>running out of foodYour allies in arabian peninsula and asia are going to be dried up and starved corpses before that happens though.
>>532166058TACO>TACOTACO>TACO
>>532166255He just announced that what little healthcare subsidies americans get will be stopped so that the money can be given to Israel.Imagine losing your legs in Iran then they take your wheelchair away and dump you on the pavement.
ALL OVAH THE WORLD
>>532166534>(why does he always sounds out of breath)old people are literally out of breath when speaking
Why is his voice trembling?
ANNUAL KWAB AWARDS
>winning BIGLYkek
By far the strongest military in the world: America
This guy is so full of shit
I heard Trump is gonna send soldiers into Iran.. I am scared...
just wanted to let everyone know I am monitoring the situation
>>532166678>>532166534He’s fat and old
>>532166678Bibi is ramping the power on the GOLDEN BUTTPLUG
ON THE VERGE OF TEARS!
Time for another rambling nothingburger speech
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE THEREWE'RE THERE TO HALP OUR (((ALLIES)))>IT'S NECESSARY GOY
>>532166058I really really like this image
get on with it you goyslave pedo
ITT
KWAB
>>532166704Everything he has said so far is 100% a verifiable fact. Refute one thing he's said, you can't.
>>532166678I think the teleprompter is a bit too slow/fast or some shit, or he wants to interject and say something off script but realizes he can't go off script.
Damn we should have done a bingo card...
HAWHRIBBLE
>USS COAL
he is looking extra orange and plump this evening
WHO WAS INVOLVED IN THE ATTACK ON THE USS LIBERTY
My first one. I didn't like it, but here it is, it ain't so good but it's a honest work.
>MUH 6 BAJILLION
When's the 'discombobulator' coming in lads? It's THE super weapon that's needed in the uranium extraction special-ops mission!
4.5 MILLION PROTESTORS!!!!!
>>532166406those baby killers aint dancing no more lol
>WE DON'T NEED MIDDLE EAST AT ALLSAUDIS ARE MAD AND ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE AS WE SPEAK LETS GOOO
>>532166058>blames Iran for the uss coleWhat a dumb nigger
>"Iran is responsible for the attack on the USS Liberty"I knew it
>>532166058>muh 45 gorillion
>>532166792He said 45k killed, not a single source for that And he said it was the greatest military bla bla everAlso just pure bullshit
>>532166845It's precisely because I watch his speeches on occasion that I understand why he's stuttering.
Why does he sound so scared?
He just keeps winning bros
45k what the fuck is he talking about kek
>>532166870How DARE you underplay the 45 million protesters killed by the regime??
>>532166748>no pubes
EVIL GENIUS
OBAMNA
>"This should have been handled earlier"He's preparing the audience for the grounds-on-troop reveal
>>532166947you're projecting
Trump is such a great and compassionate man towards his allies. He doesn't need to be in the Middle East but he's there out of loyalty and friendship to his allies. That's honor.
SOLEIMANI WAS AN EVIL GENIUS
>MUH OBAMAYeah we should've done a bingo ffs
NIGGER CASH
Iran invented the roadside bomb, did 9/11, killed Harambe and raped all those kids on Epstein island
barack HUSSEIN obamas nuclear deal lol
>>532166944>And he said it was the greatest military bla bla everthat's 100% true thoughGod bless our brave troops
>>532167015We had all day to come up with it, too.
oh my god man what a faggot
OBAMA STOLE MY BANAN!!!!! HOLY FUCKING PATHETIC LMAOOO
Uhm..fact check bros?
NO ISRAEL>NO ISRAEL
Get to the point
Tearing up the JCPOA is what set us on this path in the first place, I hate this orange retard
>no israelsounds based
His voice is just so grating to me and the constant whining is exhausting I would appreciate someone just letting me know if he talks about anything important
>>532166406'avin a bit of a tumble right now
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
>we wuz engaged in diplomacy n sheeit
>>532167056
Trump is the greatest man to ever exist. I'm so glad I live in the timeline where he is my God-Emperor.
This is gonna go on for hours isn’t it
muh nukez
>>532166058lmfao this is so fucking bad
>>532167205Best get comfortable
OPERATION EPSTEIN'S FURY
They literally just pummeled the gulf with salvos of advanced medium range missiles. Their missiles are fine you dumb nigger.
we wuz great and shiet
His Adderall will wear out in a bit, you'll see...
>>532167128Who would've thought during all the birther retardation in the early 2010's that we'd come to this
He saved FIFTY million jews with this warHEY those EIGHTY MILLION jews would've died if it wasn't for him!Those ONE HUNDRED MILLION jews are glad to have Trump save them!!!!Knock his teeth out already fuck
>>532166748>Rolling for nothing speechwe'll we're at 8.5 mins and nothinglooking good here
raped kikeslave, so raped, that nobody has ever seen before
THEIR MISSILES JUST ABOUT USED UP2 MORE WEEKS
his heart is failing 100%
>>532166571NAVY GONE COUNTER: 3
discombobulator status???
Their navy, their navy, their navy..
>Europoors and Brownoids are seething uncontrollably at Trump's greatness ITThow predictable
Trump with a huge ol nothing burger here
WE ARE GOING TO FINISH THE JOB FOR OUR FALLEN HEROES o7o7o7
Just came in did he say anything relevant or just the usual great victory speech?
>WE ELIMINATED THEIR NAVY >WE ELIMINATED THEIR NAVY
Is this Mission Accomplished 2.0
WE MUST HONOR THEM BY DEFENDING ISRAELTHEIR LOVED ONES SAID PLEASE, PLEASE, DEFEND ISRAEL
>>532166058Fucking called this. I win, Jews lose.
>their families begged me to finish the jobjesus christ
>>532167435
>couldn't make it to your funeral>but i salute you
>>532167502>the usual great victory speech?The greatest
But what about their navy, Donny??
>>532167073He's always been an effeminate faggot. I don't get how people can't see it.
SHORT TERM INCREASE
He’s only doing to take back control of headlines from nasa
Trump is coping hard lmao
>>532167558destroyed completely
WE WERE DEAD
>>532167502it's the greatest victory speech ever, there's never been a victory speech like it
Nothingburger, fucking orange nigger
He's getting impeaches isnt he...?
Trump took America to its greatest heights after Obama and Biden crippled it. Great. President. Ever.
>>532167150Kike rat
Repeating the same lies and a giant nothingburger. Lame. This won't help with your poll numbers, Orange Nigger
NO INFLATION0.00%
So Iran has no navy. Why is the US afraid to open the strait up from a country that has no Navy?
>>532167435your gimmick is dogshit, give it a rest
NO INFLATION
The stock market is even higher than grocery bills!
he told us what we already knew
ITS CALLED HANDICAPABLE
>We are a dead and crippled countryWhy is he saying the quiet part out loud?
>>532167447The Trump admin thinks the only reason everyone hates this war is because of the fake news media, rather than the fact that he ran on a platform of no stupid ZOG wars. This is their retarded attempt to "take back the narrative".
Trump: Winning/pig/ trannies: Losing
he is preparing for long war and draft it looks likeloooong war he says
WE HAVE SO MUCH GASMILLIONS OF BARRELS FROM VENEZUELA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
Is this true : >>532162439 ?? Sounds too good to be true. Like the one Nathan de Rothschild raid in one of his office in Paris. Norway-anon where did you find it ?
>>532167606And we'll destroy it completely again tomorrow
Hold on guys, there's still a chance the speech is just a touch too long and he gets a heart attack.
>>532166124> MIGGERSRredditt is here
>"they didn't know what was coming"They prepared for this exact scenario for decades, donny boy
>>532167635impossible.you need 2/3 majority in the senate to convict. gop will always have enough seats in the senate to make that impossible.
If you keep saying it trump maybe it will come true
THE HOMOS STRAIT
This whole thing is just a cope speech. COME ON! ANNOUNCE GROUND TROOPS OR SOMETHING!
OIL PRICES ARE GOING UP PRETTY FAST AGAIN!
>>532167435post canthal tilt
>>532166966Sorry
>GRAB IT AND CHERISH IT
GRAB IT BY THE HORMUSSY
Nothingburger snoozefest
Another orange nigger burger
>>532167595>subconsciously he hates his nigger adopted son>you can see the happiness in his eyes >finally the nigger trash will be taken out
YOU WILL HOLD ZE BAGS
I think he's too afraid to accnoucne a ground war.
this: the video
>Sorry we crippled the global oil supply chain. Just buy it from us instead!
Build up some courage and take the Strait you stupid Europoors
>>532167686>oh nooo, anywayIf this speech is just a rambling nothing burger ground invasion happens this weekend btw, you can bet on that He knows this type of shit leaves people confused and feeling as retarded as him
>"we're good oil supply, so stop whining. We're doing that ground operation for years to come!"
What is the point of the speech..???????
K W A BWAB
>Clean up my mess GOYThis fucking faggot, I hate him, such onions.
boots on the ground soon
he's getting so old he's starting to sound like RFK
>our gas is the best gas, its so beautiful and we have so much of it
>>532167613YES ESDAAOUIUIنعمعم
So it's just a mashup of his truth social posts...got it.
>>532167874If he's going to do it it'll be this weekend after markets close on Friday
>>532167892they'll just pay in yuan and close your bases
>>532167912everything is going fine
When's this retard gonna get to the point
>>532167912see>>532167717
stayed awake for nothing, fuck yourself you fat pedo
>>532167882Exactly.
>>532167946Pity you no longer have coal or nuclear.
>>532167793AYYYRAN
>>532166058Based Bahraini, take your country back edition
>>532167982Market closes tomorrow.
>>>WE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL OUR OBJECTIVES ARE ACHIEVED>>>TWO TO THREE WEEKS
He said it!!
this is the funniest shit. basically Trump took a big dump in the strait of hormuz and is telling allies to "clean it up janny"
>THE NEW GROUP IS LESS RADICAL LMAOOOOOO
>>532166058>TWO WEEKSTWO WEEKS>TWO WEEKSTWO WEEKS
2 more weeks!
>>532167912Hold on we're not even 20 mins into a 2 hr session where people have to listen to him, he literally lives for this shit, he's such a pathetic attention starved child
they fucking turned one of his 5000 word rants on truthsocial into a live addressfucking lmao
TWO WEEKS
>It will just open up naturally
>>532167982markets close on thursday already cause friday is a holiday
IRGC IS LESS RADICAL REGIME CHANGE HAPPENED
>>532167749
Lol this nigger is lying though his teeth.
>>532167942Like Biden
at minimum of 3 weeks he saysforever war
>>532168136Replaced Khamenei with Khamenei
>>532168029Shiny
NUCLEAR DUSTEVEN A MOOOVE
WE. ARE. UNSTOPPABLE.
>Two more weeks>No regime change but regime change to a more fanatic faction>Self dellusioned "negotiations">Floating warcrimes on national TVWhat a fucking faggot.
>we have new regime leaders that are good people>if they don't do what we want we will target and kill themPRESIDENT OF PEACE YALL. Ban muslims and islam from the usa if iran and their culture are so bad, they are and need to be banned regardless of war or now.
>>532168112>one of his 5000 word rants on truthsocialOne? This is like if you asked an intern to combine all of his truth sharts into one giant coagulation
No more war my god stop
Why is everything "like we've never seen before" with this guy?
Well, it ain't the Gettysburg address, that's for sure.
BUT WE COULD HIT ITKEEP THE CONFLICT IN PERSPECTIVE
WORLD WAR ONEWORLD WAR TWO
ON A SCALE BETWEEN MORONIC AND RETARDED,HOW IDIOTIC IS BLOMPFS SPEECH?
Is he seriously claiming they've already won?
check out this card, Donald
>sudden YA ALI MADAD shout from the audience>massive explosion
>>532168023>Going to bed at a normie timeNGMI
>taking over primetime TV to beam a truth social post into every American homeThis is pathetic.
SO?! DID WE WIN OR WHAT?
Why are we obsessed with timelines lol?
we joined ww1 at the endww2 at the endthen fucked about ever sincesigned the USA
32 DAYSIT'S AN INVESTMENT GOY
Why did his cadence go all TTS tier there for a second?
>IRANIAN AGGRESSIONMy brother in Christ, you started the war
YOU WILL NOT BULLY OUR FRENS
>We’re going to bring them back to the stone ages where they belong
>this is a true investment in your grandchildrens futurehes speaking exclusively to jews here btw
>>532168187Fuck that stupid tranny character
THE BRILLIANCE OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARYFINALLY FREE FROM IRANIAN AGGRESSION
This could've been a truth social post...
So his announcement was 2 more weeks?
Yeah your children are gonna die in Iran, Betty.
>>532166058wow he said FUCKIGN NOTHINGI knew I shouldn't have watched
Thank you very much and GOOD NIGHT.
LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
holy nothing burger
>>532168410Yeah
>>532168287FUCKING FINALLY
>>532168352>1024x1024nice GTX 1080, Sukdeep.
>stayed up for nothing award
LAME
What a SCUM!
that was it
>two more weeks>clean it up nato
what a waste of fucking time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANOTHINGBURGER
>>532168409it already was. it's his posts turned to a speech.
When did this orange retard lose all his aura? I couldn't even sit through 5 minutes of him rambling
That's 20 minutes of my life I'm never getting back.
GOOD NIGHT MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!WE FUCKING WONYOU LOST TRANNIES
>>532168409He's probably reading from a browser tab and the posting box.
what
Well that was a waste of time
>>532168480I just woke up
Come to thread, solid pro-Trump pictures, is this /ptg/ now?
What a worthless, retarded rambling speech.He may as well have been reading his truth-social posts off of the teleprompter.
>>532168377kek somebody is anry
So when is iran going to bomb another data center since they have no army or missiles, but bombed an amazon warehouse data center the other day?
>>532168480would you say you fell for it? perhaps again?
>>532168455TACO Trump costing the tax payer TRILLIONSI'll take that win :)
>>532168455They are going to use sandals like the gaylords they are.
>>532168480Nigger it's only 9:30
What a fucking orange retard, 10 mins truth socialling..
>>532168534He sounds like a rambly old man now
>>532168327WWI and WWII were the fault of your jew-owned country and the rest of jew-owned Europe
>>532168480I feel you bro
>>532168619>>532168619>>532168619>>532168619NEW>>532168619>>532168619>>532168619>>532168619
>>532168642It's over, retard, that was it
Well that was useless and retarded. Anyways, hope more kino comes from Syria soon
>>532168358The only based thing he said
>>5321680222 more weeks until aliens arrive? Economy crashes? Israel gone?
>>532168665They need to hold, and cherish and fondle the balls of the strait of hormuz
>>532166847Not bad anon, not bad at all
>>532168654America has unironically always been more pro-Jew than the UK. There were more Jews in America than any other country at the outbreak of WW2.
>>5321684802AM here.
>>532168513Yea right I WANT A REFUND
>>532168828You're being kind, but ty.
>>532166847It’s nice it made me chuckle. You should turn the solder around and give put his ass closer to the based pedo-vaccine
>>532168136>people want to kill you less if you kill their families and their neighbours childrenUh huh. Intereesting logic.
>>532168249"No more stupid wars"-president
So he's just lying? That's what this is for, so he can lie to morons who don't know any better and won't bother to learn? Fuck man.
>>532167396Which? Bahrain?
>>532169693he literally lied about everything, absolutely everything that he have been doing since inauguration was a total load of shit.
>>532169693It's all he ever was. Won't deny he wasn't funny and useful at the beginning to give a complacent and arrogant establishment a kick up the arse but he's completely lost it now. A spineless little snivelling retard, enriching himself and family and licking Jewish boots.
haider, haider
